Maid From Manhattan: Monday, June 29th, 2026

29 Jun 2026 · 1 h 5 min · 35 chapters

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In short

The Toast hosts discuss New York City heat and air conditioning, weekend activities (Natural History Museum, Shabbat phone-off games, cooking), TV and movie viewing (Love Island; a rom-com), plus celebrity and pop-culture news. They also do comedic “Fast Five” segments and argue about Uber types, wardrobe/“cardboard” vibes, and wedding-concert fantasy lineups.

Guests

Ben Soffer (described as a “mysterious figure” and “celebrity chef,” husband of co-host “Swirly/Jackson Claude”); no other guests appear as interview subjects.

Guest background

Ben Soffer is a chef and the husband of the show’s co-host; he joins discussions on heat, golf, games, and TV.

Key claims

NYC feels hotter than suburbs (75°F “feels like” 82°F); Travelers Championship went to a playoff after rain delay; Salt Project’s Do Not Disturb collection is selling out; Taylor Swift’s wedding performers are allegedly Stevie Nicks and Tim McGraw; Jalen Brunson supports Mariska Hargitay on Broadway; Jennifer Lopez is “back” after a strong rom-com.

Notable examples

Scotty Scheffler clutch putt/forced playoff; “13 The Musical” origin story (Cassie; Josh as Rabbi Shapiro); J-Lo’s Netflix rom-com “Office Romance” (birth scene described); wedding concert fantasy includes Bruno Mars, Meat Loaf, Fall Out Boy, Blink-182, Simple Plan, Third Eye Blind, My Chemical Romance, Rascal Flatts, Luke Combs, and Taylor Swift.

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Chapters

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Weather and Weekend Plans

0:46 to 2:10

Discussion about the heat in Manhattan and plans to escape the city.

“I realized actually over the weekend, like my I used to think like my personal trigger was being hungry.”

Museum Trip Experience

2:11 to 4:51

Recap of a visit to the Natural History Museum and the challenges faced.

“I was in a sweatshirt and leggings because it was so fucking cold inside the museum.”

Weekend Activities and Games

4:52 to 7:43

Hosts share their weekend activities, including playing games and turning off phones.

“And of course we're talking about the Travelers Championship.”

Upcoming Show and Schedules

7:44 to 8:36

Hosts discuss upcoming episodes and schedule changes for the week.

“I don't really know what else I can update you on.”

Discussion on 'Swirlitude'

8:37 to 9:47

Hosts define and discuss the concept of swirlitude, comparing characters from Wicked.

“On Thursday, there is a new episode of The Good Guys.”

Discussion on 'Swirlitude'

9:48 to 10:30

Hosts define and discuss the concept of swirlitude, comparing characters from Wicked.

“But that's only because she wears pink and swirlitude.”

Discussion on 'Swirlitude'

10:33 to 11:03

Hosts define and discuss the concept of swirlitude, comparing characters from Wicked.

“This is an active wear brand that we've told you about over the last few weeks.”

Discussion on 'Swirlitude'

11:04 to 11:51

Hosts define and discuss the concept of swirlitude, comparing characters from Wicked.

“is that the bras and tops, like I have here, have built and sewn in pads.”

Discussion on 'Swirlitude'

12:05 to 13:19

Hosts define and discuss the concept of swirlitude, comparing characters from Wicked.

“They've been around forever and they're so good and everybody loves them for a reason.”

Discussion on 'Swirlitude'

14:47 to 16:15

Hosts define and discuss the concept of swirlitude, comparing characters from Wicked.

“So Primal Kitchen is on a mission to change the way that the world eats.”
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Taylor Swift's Wedding Performers

16:22 to 16:49

Discussion about rumored performers at Taylor Swift's wedding.

“The first is obviously big news that broke over the weekend is that allegedly the performers of Taylor Swift's wedding have been announced.”

Dream Wedding Performers

16:51 to 19:16

Imagining the ideal lineup for a celebrity wedding performance.

“So maybe their first dance will be to Landslide, even though I think Landslide is a sad song.”

Concert Performers Discussion

19:18 to 22:01

Debating who should perform at a dream wedding and discussing tastes in music.

“Because in this scenario, I've passed away, and you've obviously lost your marbles.”

Uber Preferences and Experiences

22:03 to 24:44

A lively debate about Uber choices and experiences in NYC.

“I'm putting on a three hour concert of just my top.”

Jalen Brunson's Children's Book

24:46 to 28:01

Conversation about Jalen Brunson's new children's book and his experiences.

“There is no reason in the world to take an Uber Black or an Uber SUV when you are going less than a mile.”

NBA Store Memories

28:01 to 28:41

The hosts reminisce about the now-closed NBA store and its unique exhibits.

“You ever go to the NBA store back in the day and you could put your hands in the palms of NBA players?”

Broadway Buzz: Jalen Brunson and Mariska Hargitay

28:42 to 29:55

Discussion about Jalen Brunson supporting Mariska Hargitay's Broadway show.

“I think that they were just paying like a million dollars a month in rent.”

Friendship and Recognition

29:56 to 30:45

The hosts talk about their friendships and interactions in the industry.

“I know this guy, and he's been in comedies.”

Theater Aspirations and Audition Stories

30:46 to 31:30

One host shares their experience auditioning for a musical in high school.

“I watched a lot of Mean Girls growing up, and I thought that if you were - 30 Rock.”

Struggles in the Spotlight

31:31 to 33:14

An account of challenges faced during the senior play performance.

“And every, at my school, every year this year.”

The Complexity of Theater Politics

33:15 to 34:25

The hosts discuss the politics and favoritism in high school theater productions.

“microphone was off yeah and about like one verse in they pop my microphone back on let's just I have it on video.”

Jennifer Lopez's Comeback

34:26 to 35:58

Discussion about Jennifer Lopez's recent work and her resurgence in popularity.

“Fun fact, Ariana Grande was also in 13 the Musical on Broadway, of course.”

Reviewing 'Office Romance'

35:59 to 38:10

The hosts review and discuss the rom-com 'Office Romance' starring J-Lo.

“I watched it when you were at like your basketball intramurally because I was like genuinely embarrassed to be watching in front of you because it's like young adult porn.”

J-Lo's Performance and Impact

38:11 to 40:18

The hosts analyze J-Lo's performance and the film's themes.

“I think he writes, I think he's a writer on Shrinking, that show with Harrison Ford that we like.”

Classic J-Lo Films

40:19 to 42:01

Discussion about J-Lo's classic films and the nostalgia they bring.

“In the last 10 years, like all of the movies that she does are fake, like Hallmark level.”

Analyzing Iconic TV Shows

42:01 to 42:37

The hosts discuss various iconic TV shows and their comedic elements.

“30 Rock is definitely representing the comedy genre in there.”

Analyzing Iconic TV Shows

45:34 to 46:35

The hosts discuss various iconic TV shows and their comedic elements.

“91 % of dog parents say that their pup is an important member of the family.”

Analyzing Iconic TV Shows

46:39 to 46:59

The hosts discuss various iconic TV shows and their comedic elements.

“Plus, they offer an obsession, Guarante.”

Reality TV Couple Update

46:59 to 48:26

The hosts share news about a reality TV couple spotted on vacation.

“And then Dumois shared a sighting of the controversial couple.”

Dinner with Jesse Solomon

48:26 to 48:50

Discussion about a dinner with musician Jesse Solomon and his new song.

“Is that what you and Jesse said at dinner when you were talking about West?”

Thoughts on Reality TV Dynamics

48:50 to 51:13

The hosts express their views on reality TV and its impacts on participants.

“If you could get tapped for Summer House, you're like low-key involved, you're one of Kyle's Ops, your best friend of Jesse.”

Love Island Recap and Analysis

51:13 to 56:00

In-depth recap and analysis of the latest Love Island episodes and drama.

“Because she's clearly obsessed with fame.”

Melanie's Choices and the Casa Amor Drama

56:00 to 58:31

Discussion about Melanie's choices and the ongoing drama from Casa Amor.

“And honestly, I didn't even think that people should bring back Carl.”

Fans Demand Unseen Footage

58:31 to 1:01:06

Fans are calling for unseen footage from the recoupling ceremony amid drama.

“You know, Melanie, Kada, Anaya, and Trinity.”

Analyzing Contestants' Actions

1:01:06 to 1:04:39

Hosts analyze contestants' actions and relationships in recent episodes.

“Oh, she said your ass is fatter in person or something.”
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Transcript

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0:03Jackie Oshry:Good morning, girlies. It's the toast. It's Jackson Claude and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show. The fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to the toast and happy Monday. Hope everybody had an amazing weekend. And speaking of amazing, today's co-host is sort of this mysterious figure who we've been dying to get on the podcast. I think a lot of people weren't expecting you to be the co-host when they knew Jackie was going to be out today. Yeah, that's right. It's very elusive celebrity chef, my husband, Ben Soffer.

0:43Jackie Oshry:Hey, Swirly, how you doing? I'm doing excellent on this warm morning. How are you, darling? It's so warm in Manhattan. I'm so unhappy. I realized actually over the weekend, like my I used to think like my personal trigger was being hungry. Like if I'm hungry, like I become a monster. Now, I do become a monster when I'm hungry, but that's not my trigger. Your trigger is heat. When I get - We've all known this for quite some time. When I get overheated, like, I'm not okay. And the fact that it is so hot, and people are not respecting air conditioning as much as I need them to, it is such an unpleasant way.

1:12Jackie Oshry:I cannot wait for Swirly Summon to begin. I gotta get out of the city. The city's like 15 degrees hotter than all the suburbs. I was gonna say, and the city is 15 degrees hotter, well, really, 7 degrees hotter than the actual temperature. You ask Alexa, how hot is it today, Alexa? It's 75, but feels like 82. And let me tell you, that feels like seven degrees moisture. It's the heat of people, of buildings, of subways. It's just fucking insufferable. It's really disgusting. We went to the Natural History Museum this weekend. We did. Which is really my favorite place on earth. And let me tell you, I think you were too warm.

1:45Jackie Oshry:So we went last weekend and it was so magical. It was. It was freezing. It was. And it was kind of empty. It was just like a really beautiful afternoon. It was. We're seeing the magic of the museum through the eyes of children. Like, it was just insanely beautiful. So this weekend, we tried to recreate it. Plus, it was raining. So we were like, okay, great, an indoor activity. We were obviously not the only people who thought that because not only was the museum so packed, we dressed really warm. Like, we dressed warm. That was a mistake. We put ruby in pants. I was in a sweatshirt and leggings because it was so fucking cold inside the museum.

2:19Jackie Oshry:Oh, my God, it was so fucking hot. Let me tell you, it was the least magical experience I've had in my life. So you know, I am always dressed for warm weather. Yeah. I'm just saying. That's male privilege, by the way. A sweatshirt to the museum was unnecessary. That's male privilege. It's the middle of the summer. Not all of us can have our legs out on a podcast. Okay, by the way. Some of us are just held to a higher beauty standard. It doesn't have to be legs. So you're like, oh. You couldn't have worn a t-shirt to the museum? I forgot to tell you. You couldn't have worn a t-shirt to the museum?

2:42Jackie Oshry:You said the most annoying thing at the museum. Like when we hopped out of the car. By the way, I'm sure I said a lot of annoying things. When we hopped out of the car, it was like so hot. and he was like, well, you're wearing a sweatshirt. By the way. I just had a baby. Like, that's insane of you to say. You need to start, I think you need to buy more long sleeve t-shirts. Okay? The long sleeve t-shirt accomplishes. I'm wearing a regular t-shirt, toastmarch.com. Accomplishes exactly what you're looking to accomplish out of this sweater. Except it's made of cotton. I didn't intend for this episode to become like a referendum on my wardrobe.

3:12Jackie Oshry:Like, obviously I'm in a transitional period and I don't want to talk about it, you fucking dick. I mean, I think you brought it up. I'm pretty sure you did. We watched so much TV this weekend that we're going to talk about in the stories. So before we dive in, how are you? I'm good. I'm warm. You're warm. I'm warm, but I'm wonderful. Let's talk about that. I'm wonderful. Yeah. Anything new you want to update everyone on? The last time we were here was somewhat recently. Wow, Jack has been taking a lot of days off. I really don't know. I have a small rash on my back that we're monitoring. We are.

3:40Jackie Oshry:Oh, you know what? I haven't seen it today. Should we see it? You want to see it? Well, don't show the camera, but maybe you want to step off camera and show it to me. I haven't checked on it since Saturday. Let me know. It's a small rash. Yeah, Ben woke up on Saturday with like not a small, kind of like a huge ass rash. Gone. Really? Yep. Okay. Oh, I see some remnants of it on the side, but it's, you're gone. You have 10 % left. Oh, and you're - Ladies, you can use your imagination. And let me just tell you something that I've already told you once today. Your fly is open. By the way, I don't think - I think it's a - I don't think that I pulled it up when you told me.

4:11All right, now that's -

4:12Jackie Oshry:Let's see if it comes down. We watched golf yesterday. Right. Kind of big news. We always cover golf here on the Toast because Jackie watches that show, Full Swing. So she really knows a lot about golf. I wonder if she knows about Hovland. Hovland, yes. Yeah. The Hovland. Has the tournament picked up this morning? It might have. We should honestly check and see. It went to a tie break. Scotty Schepler, like, I don't know. Scotty is just so unbelievably clutch. Yeah. He is like the tiger of our era. He is really just so head and shoulders, leaps and bounds better than the other players. We looked at each other and we said, Scotty, Scotty's going to make that putt.

4:47Jackie Oshry:And guess what fucking happened? Scotty made that putt. Forced a playoff. There was a rain delay. It got too dark. So they were resuming this morning. And of course we're talking about the Travelers Championship. Oh yeah, you guys don't know Travelers? The Travelers Cup. The Travelers Championship. What's the name of it? I think it's the Travelers. Yeah, I'm so rooting for Scotty. I don't know if it's Cup or Championship. Because the other guy's not American. Yeah, but Victor Hovland's a nice guy. He's got to get out of here. Actually, I don't know if he's a nice guy. I think he's Finnish. Men like you are the reason I left Finland.

5:14They start at 9. So we'll be getting live updates.

5:18Jackie Oshry:All right. Keep us updated. What happens when a tournament goes into a tie? Is it like one hole? I don't know. I think three. One wouldn't be fair. Best of three. Right? Yeah. I really don't know, though. I'm making that up. We played so many games this weekend because Ben and I have been doing this thing where we turn our phones off for like 25 hours over the course of Shabbat. It's been really lovely. It's something Ben started. Yes. That he was annoying about until I then joined him. And it's like, you know what? I understand why you were being patronizing. Yes. Because we're definitely like living in the physical world while others are living in the metaphysical.

5:44Correct.

5:45Jackie Oshry:And so we played so many games. We played cards all weekend. We played like we just have. What is the name of that game? 25. It's a game that like I don't know. Has anyone ever played this game? We used to play it in high school all the time because you need a pen and paper for it. So like during class instead of taking notes, you would build a box like a grid and you would make 25 boxes like you would drive five lines and then five lines. And if you guys know what I'm talking about, like whatever, it's hard to explain. What's easy to explain is that I am much better than her at this game. She taught me the game, and then I did the game blind, and I got 24 out of 25.

6:16And then a little bit later, I got a 25 out of 25, which she's been chasing. She's been chasing that high, and she hasn't gotten it.

6:24Jackie Oshry:I wasn't going to bring up that we also played Mahjong, and I won a million times. By the way, you're supposed to win a Mahjong. You literally are a professional Mahjong player. If there's a World Series of Mahjong ever put on ESPN, you're going to put in for the purse. You're going to enter, throw in that$10 ,000, and maybe you're going to win. And by the way, if you don't play, you can't come home. Because you play an incredible amount of mahjong. I actually play a lot, yes. And I play with a lot of people who play somewhat frequently. But in terms of the really good mahjong players, I'm not that good.

6:48Do you think that you don't play with good enough players? Let me dive into this.

6:53Jackie Oshry:Because you level up who you... When I play golf with great golfers, I play much better. You're making mahjong not fun. When I play golf with bad golfers... You meet them at where they're at. I meet them at where they're at. Because it's like, of course I'm going to beat you. Yeah. Bozo loser. Yeah. You, I think you need to start playing with more competitive players. Perhaps a little bit older. I think your group is too young. So I know that like the older women, like everyone's mothers who play, play very competitively. They play for money. See? But I like being the best. So I don't want to play with people who are better than me.

7:24Got it. So you'd rather play with a worse crowd and be the best than improve?

7:28Jackie Oshry:Correct. Big fish, small pond. Okay. Okay, that's good. Yeah. That's good. How are the good guys? The good guys are good. The good guys are great. Yeah? Yeah, the show is really just like firing on all the cylinders. It's really funny. It's like a lot. It's really funny. We're having a great time doing it. Mm-hmm. I don't really know what else I can update you on. Doing a lot of cooking. My God. A lot of cooking. We have a lot of secret projects going on. I was telling the toasters, like in a very vague way on Patreon, that this year we have two secret projects launching. One of them involves you.

7:58Jackie Oshry:One of them does not. Yes. They're big secret projects. Yeah. Really big. BSP. So that's fun. Big secret projects. and you can still get the skinny spritz at Target. Should we dive into the stories? We should. Yeah, so we watched Love Island. We also watched a movie, which is so crazy for us, that we're going to talk all about in the Fast Five stories that you do need to know. And I just want to remind everyone that today's episode is one of two that we are releasing this week. Tomorrow's episode will be the final episode of the week as we go into the holiday weekend, and Jackie and I are moving out to the Hamptons, so we just need a few days to get acclimated.

8:30Jackie Oshry:And we will be back a week from today. So tomorrow there is an episode, Jackie will be back, a regular swirly episode, and then we are taking the rest of the week off. I just want to remind you guys so you can prepare yourselves. And don't worry. On Thursday, there is a new episode of The Good Guys. I don't think that there is. There is. There's a new episode of Good Guys in case you're missing your swirlitude, okay? Do you think that you and Josh have swirlitude? We do. You think? Oh, yeah. How would you define swirlitude? Like a little gay. Oh, okay. So I guess like male swirlitude. Male swirlitude.

8:57Jackie Oshry:But I'm talking about like in general, like non-gendered, very non-binary swirlitude. How would you define swirlitude? Use it in a sentence. I think that Galinda has great swirlitude. I actually don't agree. We were listening to the Tony from Wicked today, so Galinda's on your mind. I actually don't think Galinda has swirlitude. Do you think Nessa Rose has swirlitude? Absolutely not. Well, I would say that the polar opposite of Nessa Rose is Galinda. So how can both of them not have swirlitude? Because swirlitude is so unique and so special that, yeah, not everyone has it. Would you say that the wizard has swirlitude?

9:37Jackie Oshry:Fuck no. Would you say that Madame Marble has swirlitude? Definitely not. If I were to say anyone in Wicked who has swirlitude. Galinda. Like, I guess. Obviously. But that's only because she wears pink and swirlitude. Yes, it's about aesthetics, but it's really about what's on the inside. Understood. And like Galinda like left her friend alone like to die and become the villain, even though she knew the truth. That's not very swirly. I understand. Actually, no. I would argue that nobody in Wicked at Shiz University has swirlitude. Mm-hmm. Because at the end of the day, swirlitude is about being true to oneself.

10:15What celebrities do you think have swirlitude?

10:18Jackie Oshry:I mean, that's a whole other podcast, my friend. That's a whole other podcast. Top two. Okay, you're not letting this go. I don't know. How about that? Oh, top two celebrities? Probably Jackie and Claudia Ashtray. Okay. Right? I guess. They seem pretty swirly to me. Today's episode of The Toast is brought to you by Salt Project. And we have a live unboxing because I wanted to show you guys some of my favorite pieces. This is an active wear brand that we've told you about over the last few weeks. It's called Salt Project. They officially launched their Do Not Disturb collection yesterday. And we wanted to make sure that you didn't miss it.

10:45Jackie Oshry:Like this tank, which has built-in pads. How cute. Very stylish. I love black. I'm very much in my black era. Their packaging is so cute. They're really popular. So let me tell you about the collection because I don't want you guys to miss out. It was founded by a toaster, a mom of two who wanted to create flattering active wear for women who are tired of choosing between overpriced workout clothes and styles that feel way too revealing. Their signature feature, and honestly our favorite part, is that the bras and tops, like I have here, have built and sewn in pads. So that means you're not chasing bra pads around your washing machine.

11:13Jackie Oshry:It's just a great way, if you're like a boob-conscious person, you see that? I love. The Do Not Disrupt collection is all about elevated basics. While Salt Project is usually known for fun colors, this collection focuses on pieces that women reach for most, which is classic black styles with crisp white piping details. so I think parent trap yes a lot of this stuff is a very Meredith Blake like let me show you these are the shorts I think yeah a skort so cute oh no these are biker shorts excuse me so cute so flattering I love black very Meredith Blake coated we are so excited their drop tends to sell out quickly so if you've been meaning to check them out now's the time plus they're offering toasters 15 % off with code toast that's shopsaltproject.com use code toast for 15 % off your order, but only when you go to shopsaltproject.com slash discount slash toast or use code toast, T-O-A-S-T, at checkout for 15 % off your order.

12:02Jackie Oshry:Today's episode of The Toast is also brought to you by Starbucks. The Starbucks Frappuccino drinks are iconic. They've been around forever and they're so good and everybody loves them for a reason. They're perfect. And it's a delicious blend of indulgence and coffee. It puts your day on the right track. So it's got that delicious taste and creamy flavor that's a perfect sweet treat to start the day with a smile. The Frappuccino is a sweet moment of joy in an otherwise busy day. I think a lot of us are always looking for like nice pick-me-ups in the morning or throughout the day. And Starbucks is the go-to for that.

12:27Jackie Oshry:But sometimes we're also looking for a sweet treat. And Starbucks is also the go-to for that. And the Frappuccino drinks from Starbucks are easy for on the go. They're delicious. They've got that pick-me-up. They've got that sweet treat. They're creamy. The taste is delicious. It has that iconic Starbucks nostalgic flavor that you know and love. They sell them everywhere. So good to have at the office. So good to have at the car. So good to have at your house. Like if you just need like a moment of joy in an otherwise busy day, I highly recommend keeping Starbucks Frappuccino drinks on hand. They'll make you feel good.

12:51Jackie Oshry:They'll make you, you know, act good. You'll just feel like you can tackle the rest of the day. And sometimes I can't. I just can't. So the Starbucks Frappuccino drinks are available wherever you buy gas or groceries. I highly recommend you check them out. The Starbucks Frappuccino drinks, a sweet moment of joy in an otherwise busy day. They've got that delicious taste and creamy flavor that's a perfect sweet treat to start the day. It's a perfect blend of indulgence and coffee that puts your day right on track. So find the bottled Starbucks Frappuccino drinks wherever you buy your gas or groceries.

13:21Jackie Oshry:Today's episode is also brought to you by Frankie's Organics. Thank you, Frankie's Organics, for sponsoring today's episode. Frankie's Organics is a family-owned company. They are the makers of delicious organic baked puffs. Toasters, stay tuned because we have a little Target-run incentive for you. They are celebrating their first nationwide Target launch with a special promo. If you're quick, you could score$20 a gift card to Target. Frankie's Organics Puffcorn has officially launched at Target, and the store is nationwide. The flavor lineup is incredible. white cheddar, dill pickle, barbecue, and hot honey, which is a new exclusively available flavor at Target.

13:50Jackie Oshry:So whether you're a classic white cheddar person, a dill pickle fanatic, a barbecue lover, or you're ready to try the sweet and spicy hot honey flavor, there's truly something for everyone. They're oven baked with 100 % organic avocado oil. Frankie's Puff Corn is perfect for summer road trips, pool days, movie nights, lunch boxes, hosting friends, and everyday snacking. Their snacks are the kind that'll have you reaching back into the bag, and you don't have to feel guilty about it since their ingredients are organic, they're clean, and all their products are oven baked. So here's how the giveaway works.

14:15Jackie Oshry:Purchase any Frankie's Organics Puff Corn at Target and visit frankiessnacks.com to click the giveaway tab. Submit your Target receipt and then full details are also available at their website. And the first eligible customers who complete the entry requirements will receive a$20 Target gift card. So don't wait too long. Next time you're a Target, look for Frankie's Organics Puff Corn, especially their Target exclusive hot honey flavor. And follow at Frankie's Organics on Instagram. For full promotional details, visit frankiessnacks.com and follow at Frankie's Organics on Instagram as well. Thank you, Frankie's Organics, for sponsoring today's episode.

14:44Jackie Oshry:Today's episode is also brought to you by Primal Kitchen. So Primal Kitchen is on a mission to change the way that the world eats. They were the first brand to bring avocado oil to sauces and condiments. They're the fastest growing salad dressing brand in the United States, and we love them because their sauces and condiments are made with real food for the real food that we love. So I think a lot of times when you're trying to eat better, whether that's healthier or just better ingredients, more whole, we forget about our salad dressings, our condiments. Like I know everybody loves ranch and ketchup and all that great stuff, but that's where a lot of the hidden calories are.

15:11Jackie Oshry:That's where a lot of the hidden chemicals are. and Primal Kitchen was just on a mission to take all the salad dressings, the sauces, the condiments that we love and just make them better for you so you can continue to have your favorite swirly sauces but in a more healthful way. So I love their ketchup. I'm not like a big sauce condiment person but my husband is and he loves the Primal Kitchen ones. They have tons of dressings, sauces, condiments, pantry staples that are made with real ingredients. They're crafted with high quality ingredients like avocado oil and it's none of the ingredients that you don't want.

15:39Jackie Oshry:If you ever look at the ingredients or the nutritional facts on your favorite sauces and condiments like you will be horrified and they're just on a mission to change the way that the world eats by making real easy and delicious Caesar dressing ranch ketchup all of your favorite sauces you can find primal kitchen and I see them now all over they're like getting really kind of huge primal kitchen dressing sauces and condiments are available at your local grocery store you can never head over to their website which is primalkitchen.com it's made for real food you're bringing avocado oil to your sauces your condiments you can feel better about like you know I know I see how some of you bitches eat dousing your salads and dressing dousing your tenders in buffalo sauce.

16:13Jackie Oshry:Well, do it in a way that just feels better. With Primal Kitchen, head to primalkitchen.com or head over to your local grocery store to find the dressings, sauces, and condiments from Primal Kitchen. Let's dive into Fast Five stories. The first is obviously big news that broke over the weekend is that allegedly the performers of Taylor Swift's wedding have been announced. And according to page six, it is Stevie Nicks and Tim McGraw. If you are familiar with Taylor's lore, this is extremely possible. Tim McGraw, she loves country. They are OG friends. and kind of the first song she ever had commercial success with was Tim McGraw.

16:43Jackie Oshry:It's one of the first songs she ever wrote. And then Stevie Nicks, who Taylor is definitely, I would say Taylor sees herself as a Stevie Nicks of our generation. She's always honoring Stevie Nicks and talking about Stevie Nicks and writing about Stevie Nicks. So maybe their first dance will be to Landslide, even though I think Landslide is a sad song. Care to comment? I didn't know if you were continuing. Are you asking me to comment on if Landslide is a sad song? I think... I'm not asking you to comment on anything. I'm asking you to converse with me because we're hosting a podcast. I think that all of it is just lies.

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17:16Every single time.

17:17Jackie Oshry:Oh, you think? Every single time. Because you know she's getting married on Friday. Is that July 3rd? Why would we know? At Madison Square Garden and now Stevie Nicks and Tim McGraw are going to perform. That's what we know. You don't think any of that's true? Why would we know the day that she's getting married? Because something this big is genuinely impossible to keep under wraps. Even though like George Kittle and like people who have spoken publicly say that they were invited to the wedding. They did confirm. George Kittle did confirm in an interview that it's July 3rd. But they were told just to get dressed and that they have no idea where they're going.

17:46Jackie Oshry:He thinks that there's going to be a big plane waiting for them. Taking them to like a remote island or something. But why is George Kittle telling people when Taylor Swift's wedding is? Because you can't avoid it. If you're like a celebrity and these are people, athletes who like have to do press for their job. If you are a famous person in Taylor Swift's universe and you're being interviewed. the first question out of these reporters' mouths is about the wedding. Great. I'm not Taylor Swift. I don't know. Ask me another question. It's hard to keep this thing under wraps. I do think Madison Square Garden is legit.

18:13So let's say that it is Stevie Nicks and Tim McGraw. Inspired choices. I don't want to dance to that.

18:19Jackie Oshry:Yeah, Landslide is not like a pussy popping anthem. It's a great song. Time is to spill on you. Also not a pussy popper. Neither one of them really comes out with like bops. No, like they need a Bruno Mars. That's what Jackie said. Well, they do. Yeah. Or a Taylor Swift. Jackie said that Bruno Mars and the Hooligans, which is like his band of like dancers and musicians, need to be just the wedding band. Like the way that you would get like a classical 10-piece band. You need Bruno and the Hooligans. And she's 100 % right about that. You do, because then you also get, what is his name? Anderson Paak.

18:51Anderson Paak. He's not a part of the Hooligans. To do it at night.

18:52Jackie Oshry:He's not a part of the Hooligans, but he is like a world famous DJ. So yeah. But didn't he also, did he either produce all of his songs, write all of his songs? Him and Bruno Mars are connected. They started a little band, the two of them, called Silk Sonic. They had one hit, as far as I know. But it definitely put Anderson.Paak on the mainstream. So Bruno Mars and the Hooligans, and then the after party, Silk Sonic. Wow. You are having a wedding. Then? You're marrying, obviously, like a whore. Sure. Because in this scenario, I've passed away, and you've obviously lost your marbles. You're marrying like a whore.

19:22Jackie Oshry:Sure. And she's evil, and she hates you, and she's going to steal everything from you. But she is an heiress, and she can afford, let's say, she says we can have anyone in the world this whore says to you this whore that's gonna steal everything from me is also yours yeah right this robber slash whore slash heiress says to you hey we can have anyone perform my way at our wedding my dad's gonna pay for it look you're marrying a girl with a dad must be nice we can have anyone in the world perform multiple performers who is the lineup at your wedding oh my dead or alive she can bring back people from the dead as well and we're having slash robbers slash errors we're having multiple people come in they could sing one song they could leave it's up to you you can do one performer you can do multiple performers like i think that objectively the best if you were trying to just pick one performer i really do think it's bruno mars i i agree that said whenever we talk about bruno mars like that on the podcast people are like what are you guys talking about like he sucks like he's not universe like we get comments like that all the time people by the way if he's not universally loved and i thought that he was then this wouldn't even work because I'm gonna say like okay we're gonna we're gonna open I think we're gonna open with meatloaf we're gonna bring in meatloaf we're gonna do paradise by the dashboard we're gonna do I do anything for love and we're gonna warm up the crowd then I feel like not to tell you how to do your heiress robber you think that's later thief wedding I feel like meatloaf kind of closes fine so then we're gonna open with secondhand serenade perfect oh I'll be there my ghost will be there best thing about tonight that we're not fighting my ghost will be there in the corner with a lighter in the air.

20:55Okay. So we're going to start open with Secondhand Serenade. We're going to move into Fall Out Boy.

21:01Jackie Oshry:Oh, really? We're going to, who do you think goes in between? No, no. I just didn't, I never took you, I know you love emo music and like punk, but I never took you for a Fall Out Boy fan. I want Fall Out Boy. I want Blink-182. Simple Plan. I want Simple Plan. They can sing a song. Third Eye Blind. Okay. Third Eye Blind is going to come after Secondhand Serenade because they're going to sort of loosen us up. Okay. But Secondary Serenade sings a lot about self-harm and suicide. That's why we don't listen. Okay, you just rock out. We just rock out. You and the heiress. I think that's nice that we're not fighting.

21:29Can it be that we have been this way before?

21:33Jackie Oshry:I also just want to make it clear that, chas v'shalem, God forbid, if anything does happen to me, I do not want you to move on. Yeah. I want you to have a miserable life. Okay. Okay, understood. And so if that ever happens, play this episode back. I'm not even making a joke. I'm being dead serious. Yeah, okay. I will. No, I'm kidding. I actually would want you to move on with, like, Margot. Okay that's weird. And then somewhere my chemical romance. Somewhere the killers. And then at what point do people like eat and make speeches at your wedding? They don't. If I have an unlimited concert budget I'm putting on a three hour concert of just my top.

22:08Jackie Oshry:You're just not being like selective enough. If I ever marry an heir who also is a thief and a prostitute gigolo. I'll be very tasteful very pulled back it's going to be of course we're going to open with rascal flats that's your kind of wedding then luke combs your kind of wedding round it out with taylor swift it sounds like an amazing wedding i might throw luke combs into my mix you would what are you would you say you're like a huge actually i also want to throw more i i i really like luke combs i do it's beautiful i do i think my favorite song though is an old song of his i love hurricane yeah it's like his most popular song ever so like way to have a way to have like a not a nuanced it is not a real fan yeah really he has a couple of songs that like were transcended country everyone knows hurricane everyone knows one number away everyone knows beautiful crazy those three i'm not a huge beautiful crazy guy me neither i like more like because i'm obviously yeah your beer never broke my heart you're all that crap i like that too but like i like the ones that people don't know this one's for you the fuck is that only true fans now so way to expose yourself what else um by the way like we have a lot of stories like if you like you could No, no, no.

23:12Jackie Oshry:Okay, keep going. No, I'm just trying to think if there's anybody that I miss, just in case people and their PR are listening and they want to invite me to some stuff. People think that Taylor, we were at the nickname that she was at, fun fact about us. And she wore that shirt that said Stevie Nicks. Yes. People think that was like an Easter egg. I just don't think she's Easter egging her wedding. But that's the problem. When you become the queen of Easter eggs, you can't just wear a t-shirt. People are like, well, it means that Stevie Nicks, okay, also she maybe just wore the t-shirt that her friend made.

23:40By the way, it means that it's, you went to a Knick game, so it's Knicks.

23:44Jackie Oshry:Yeah, right. That is it. And also, one of the other friends is wearing a shirt that said Nickelback. Do you think that means Nickelback is performing at Taylor Swift's wedding? But you would obviously have them perform at your heiress robber wedding. Of course I'd have them. I can't believe I forgot. Look at this photograph. Hinder. And Hinder. Lips of an angel. Oh, my God. And Creed. Yeah, your wedding is going to be. Wow, so fun. 12 hours long. So fun. Now, this shouldn't be a wedding because you need to be there too. What is this? Oh, that's sweet. A celebration of life? A late in life quinceanera?

24:16Jackie Oshry:We could renew our vows. Okay. You know that's a curse. People who renew their vows almost always end up divorced. So then I don't want to do that. But I just feel like we would beat the odds. I will beat the odds. Can't you just like have a concert for no reason and invite your friends? Like a birthday party. Sure. But who's paying for it? It has to be a wedding because like the person you're marrying pays for it. What we're talking about right now is my 50th birthday party. Okay. If I somehow amass. Billions. Which I kind of need you to do. Let's talk about the fact that you were so like cardboard this morning.

24:47Yes. I'm cardboard about one thing. And by the way, you're wrong for this.

24:50Jackie Oshry:And I'm not cardboard about one thing. And you're wrong for this. It's Uber. There is no reason in the world to take an Uber Black or an Uber SUV when you are going less than a mile. Wrong. It's not about the distance. Ben is always calling the cheapest possible Uber. and like this actual caravan being held together by duct tape. And we're in the city. How wonderful was it? How wonderful was it? This morning, we got lucky. We had a wonderful minivan with a lovely driver who drove quick. His car was clean. A minivan. And cold. I just want to say, a minivan is perfect. The minivans in New York City are always old taxi cabs converted.

25:27Jackie Oshry:They were like painted them black to be. And they're just always like seriously breaking down, like losing tires, nails falling out. Sure. I am, yes, I am not cardboard. I'm actually like a diva brat about Ubers. I always take an Uber black. If I don't, first of all, I find that like my days just started off in a poor way. I'm so athletic these days. I walk a lot. I very rarely Ubers. Like when I do, it's a black. Yeah, I need air conditioning. I need a car that's like big enough. Air conditioning exists in a Sienna. No, like some of these like cars. So why don't you go Uber XL? Yeah, I do an Uber XL.

25:57Okay. Yeah. I'm just saying Uber XL. Toyota Highlander, love. Uber XL is half the price of the SUV.

26:03Jackie Oshry:I don't do SUV. I do black. There's a difference. By the way, Uber Black, scam. I love a Lincoln Navigator, a Nautilus. Sometimes they send you an Acura MDX. Why am I paying for that? I agree. I agree. I agree. But also to say like fun fact about me, I get a lot of shit for being cardboard. I'm actually quite bratty about Ubers. Yeah, that's right. I cuss a little. You are bratty about Ubers. Yeah. And I'm not cardboard about anything, but I guess Ubers. Sometimes I'm so fucking desperate to get home. Like sometimes I go, which has the shortest wait time. Of course. Because when I'm done, I'm done.

26:37Of course.

26:38Jackie Oshry:And sometimes, you know, I love a yellow cab. Of course. I actually take more yellow cabs than I do Ubers. They're so much cheaper. But it's strange because yellow cabs very rarely have good air conditioning. Because they give you events about this big. There's like a day, usually around like end of April, early May, where you have to stop taking yellow cabs because they don't have air conditioning. Correct. You have to open the window. Yeah. Okay. Next story. About your boyfriend, Jalen Brunson. Oh, first of all, we can talk about this together, but you know Jalen Brunson's writing a children's book.

27:03I do. I saw it.

27:05Jackie Oshry:I pre-ordered us a copy. Oh, nice. Yeah, you're not a real fan because you didn't pre-order it? No, but I am going to his charity golf tournament this summer. You are? I am. Are you going to golf with Jalen? Probably not. I'm probably just like paying for a foursome and then like we'll like wave or something. You met Jalen? I did. I did. You did? When? Last season? We do have a mutual friend, his wife. And you shook his hand if I remember correctly. And she was so nice enough to invite me down to the court and say, hey Jalen, come meet my friend Ben. That's really nice. And I shook his hand. Fesed queen doing, you know, giving back to the community.

27:34Jackie Oshry:Yeah, yeah. with the unfortunate. Yeah, she's great. That's so cool. She's great, yeah. And he's just... And did he seem tall? He seemed tall. Like in the real world, he seems tall. But in, I guess, basketball world, he's not? No, he's like a little bit taller than me. But he's tall. Like I can't explain it. Like tall isn't just height. No, actually. Tall is also... He's exclusively height. Tall is also build. Strong guy. What a hand. You know, like you're shaking. You ever go to the NBA store back in the day and you could put your hands in the palms of NBA players? Okay. First of all, no, I've never been to the NBA store and you knew that.

28:09Jackie Oshry:And second of all, no, I didn't know that they had a sort of glory hole. Glory hole? You can touch hands. You can touch, you can touch, no, you can, not real hands. I'm just saying the NBA store. It's like a wax hand. I know the NBA store closed down and it's been like, it's been ruining the lives of young Jewish boys ever since. It was elite. This store is elite. You would literally walk in. But in today's day and age, they could never have an exhibit like that. It would turn into like, you know. No, by the way, they could have an exhibit like that except you couldn't because we're too concerned with germs.

28:37Jackie Oshry:Yeah, right. During COVID, that would have been shut down and never opened back up. And that might be why. I think it was shut down during COVID and never opened back up. Oh, really? The NBA store? Yeah. I don't think that was why. I think that they were just paying like a million dollars a month in rent. This is one of the biggest stores ever. Well, so, and then we get to the story. Nick star Jalen Brunson showed up and supported his best friend Mariska Hargitay at her Broadway play. So I don't know if you know, Mariska Hargitay's on Broadway. Wow, I didn't. She's doing a show called Every Brilliant Thing.

29:00Jackie Oshry:I recently started following her on Instagram, and so I know everything about this play. I think it's a one-woman show. And very, very kind, very generous, Jalen Brunson showed up, which is just huge. It's just so... And here's a picture. Look, your best friend. Let me see. Allie Brunson. My best friend, Peter Herman, guest friend of the toast, with Mariska and Jalen. And who you love? Jalen. Jalen.

29:22Jackie Oshry:Mariska and Jalen. Jalen. I'm cracking up. You made a vision. I literally love Peter Herman. You know this guy, right? Of course I do. What do you know him from? I don't know, but he's really funny. Funny? Yeah. Peter Herman's really funny. I have no doubt that he is a funny guy. I actually know him, friend of the toast. But I wouldn't say his leading thing is that he's funny. I know him from comedies. I don't remember what comedy. From comedies. I don't know. Let's see. Let me look. He's from Law & Order. He's from Younger. He was, of course, married to Bridget in Blue Bloods. He's always does serious TV.

29:51Jackie Oshry:I don't know him as a comedy actor. Let's see. Peter Herman. I feel like maybe you're confusing him with someone. No, no, no, no. I know this guy, and he's been in comedies. I know this guy and he's been in comedies. Let's see. I know him from... Oh, him and Josh were in a movie together. 13 the Musical. You're kidding. Oh, 13 the Musical? Mm-hmm. You know that I was in 13 the Musical. In your... Do you not know this part about me? I don't remember. Like, you don't even fucking listen when I talk because this is one of the most important things that ever happened to me. Okay, continue. And I talked about it.

30:23Jackie Oshry:I read it in my book. Did you read my book? Yes. You said you did, but you don't remember 13 the Musical? By the way, I don't remember what I ate for breakfast. I might not have talked about it in my book. See? By the way, that was in - Oh, no, I did. You saw it. I did. You saw it. That was extreme gaslighting. No, I did. You saw it live. I have a copy of my book. You want me to find it? I know that I did. Ready? Because, you know, I was obviously very gifted musically throughout my childhood. Obviously. But I never got involved in musical theater. I never joined the choir because I was afraid.

30:47Jackie Oshry:I watched a lot of Mean Girls growing up, and I thought that if you were - 30 Rock. 30 Rock. Yeah, but he plays like a serious guy. But, yeah, he's in 30 Rock. 30 Rock. Yeah, okay, fine. You got me there. He's in 30 Rock. Fine. Literally the only show we watch. Let me just go back to 13th Musical because that's so, and I need to talk to Josh about this. Who did Josh play? I played Cassie. So here, let me tell you. I'm pretty sure that Josh was the rabbi. Is there a rabbi? I only remember my part. Wait, are we talking about the same thing? 13th Musical. I don't know if this is what Josh would say.

31:18Jackie Oshry:Can I just like, please finish my villain origin story? Sure. So I never performed in high school even though like I was better than half the kids in like all the programs because I just didn't want to be like labeled a theater kid. And then by my senior year, I really had the itch. And every, at my school, every year this year. Yeah, 13 The Musical. You're not even listening to my art history. Josh Peck plays Rabbi Shapiro. I'm cracking up. You don't even know that there's a rabbi in 13 The Musical? Well, if you've listened to my story, you'll know why I like knew nothing about the play. I'm listening, come.

31:44Jackie Oshry:So by my senior year, I was like, you know what? I really want to, I want to get involved in the theater department. Sure. And so every year at my high school, the seniors put on a play. It's called The Senior Play. Sure. Brilliant name. And it's like not as serious. and like everyone gets involved and it's really fun so I thought it would be a good way for me to get involved without being like labeled like a nerdy drama kid right? And so I auditioned of course I sang Don't Rain On My Parade Queen Corgi's favorite song and the thing about the senior play was that the Don't Rain On My Parade is in 13 The Musical.

32:08Jackie Oshry:I auditioned. You can audition with any song. Are you okay? And the thing about 13 The Musical no excuse me the thing about the senior play is that it's not put on by the drama department it's put on by the seniors who are in the drama department. Yikes. So they had like a chip on their shoulder about me like not you know being a theater kid. And by the way, that was fucked up of you. You went in and railroaded. I didn't railroad. Like they just, this was their whole life and you were just like, I'm talented. I'm going to fuck you up. I auditioned. Like I can't audition. Everyone's supposed to audition.

32:37Jackie Oshry:But you know, there was favoritism. There was a lot of politics. And so they, they casted their friends and they were, it wasn't, all I'm saying, it wasn't a meritocracy. There was a lot of politics involved. So I got some like loser ass part. Her name was Cassie and she was like literally irrelevant except she had one song. And let me tell you, I practice this heart. the song's so fucking hard and halfway through rehearsals I say you know for time we're cutting some stuff and they cut my song when I tell you I flew into that gymnasium and I said absolutely fucking lutely not and I put up a whole fight and I got my song back and you know the the corruption continues because at the actual performance day when I started to sing my microphone was off yeah and about like one verse in they pop my microphone back on let's just I have it on video.

33:25Jackie Oshry:I'll find it for you guys. I feel like I talk about it all the time. It's definitely been posted on the toes before. And when I returned to my high school, like several years after the performance, some of the faculty members, like they were still talking about it. I'm being dead serious. Like it was sort of the performance heard around the world. I never thought that I could run and hide. Man, I'm better than inside. But now, now, now I see a brand new you. And this was like the part that I got like really sassy at. And I can't stop myself from loving every little bitty thing you do. Yeah. Pretty good.

33:59Jackie Oshry:Okay. Two things. One, you've been blaming me for probably the last 14 years for shutting microphones. Clearly somebody else in your life is shutting microphones. It's not me. It's kind of this thing that's playing with me. Maybe there's like a little leprechaun. Yeah, it's been plaguing me a little bit. Maybe there's like a little leprechaun. And like you're different. You don't know them. You come into our studio, you unplug things, you don't plug them back in and then we record episodes that never get recorded. This is not true. This is not true. Yeah. What else? Then. So Josh was also, and Peter Herman.

34:23Jackie Oshry:Who was Peter Herman in 13 the Musical? Cassie.

34:29Jackie Oshry:Fun fact, Ariana Grande was also in 13 the Musical on Broadway, of course. By the way. You see? Yeah. Big show. We're all great. Honestly, 13 the Musical is like, if you were involved in some sort of production of 13 the Musical as a child, you are doing great things right now. Big show. Yeah. Big time show. Did Josh do it? Is there a movie? I wish I remembered what show at YU. I don't think I've ever told this story. Oh my God. When you were in college, you did a play? Yeah, I was in the prop department. Okay, that's not like being in a play. I believe I picked wardrobes. I was in the play. Okay, being in the play and picking wardrobes are two different things.

35:03Jackie Oshry:By the way, I just want you to know, the people in the wardrobe department are going to come for you. Come for me? You're not in the play. It's very important to the show to have a wardrobe. I didn't say that it wasn't. I just said you're not a performer. I'm pretty sure that I quit midway. I thought it was like a little bit too, like, you know. You weren't loving it? I just like couldn't be in the wardrobe department. I think I was just like, it was like credit for a class. I thought it was like an easy class. And it was more work than you anticipated in the wardrobe department? It was late at night.

35:28It just like, it was too much. Okay. I didn't need to be in the yeshiva wardrobe department of the yeshiva play.

35:35Jackie Oshry:I don't know. I feel like you missed out on that. Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat. Was that the play? No, but it probably was. He hasn't been like Prince of Egypt. Yeah, sure. No, if it was Prince of Egypt, I would have been in it. I am so excited about our next story because it's merely a vessel, you know? Sure. So Jennifer Lopez has made a surprise appearance at Prime Video's Obsessed Fest to introduce the off-campus panel. So off-campus, which is the viral show that everyone's obsessed with, myself included, had an event. And J-Lo was like the surprise guest who introduced the panel. There is like a J-Lo element to the show if you watched it, you know.

36:02Do I know off-campus?

36:03Jackie Oshry:No. I watched it when you were at like your basketball intramurally because I was like genuinely embarrassed to be watching in front of you because it's like young adult porn. Got it. Unlike the other young adult porn that we watch. Correct. Okay. Love Island, by the way. This one's particularly embarrassing. Don't send me to prison. So we're going to talk. Jennifer Lopez. Thank you. Jennifer Lopez is definitely on the up. She had a rough year last year. Q-Score-wise, everything she did, people hated her album flop. She put out this documentary that she funded herself that was really bad. She had the Ben Affleck thing.

36:34Jackie Oshry:But I'm telling you, a couple of things are happening, and J-Lo is so back. The first thing is her movie. Last month, and I said I wanted to watch it. and I just totally forgot about it. It was like a rom-com on Netflix with Brett Goldstein from Ted Lasso. He actually wrote the movie. There were a lot of rumors about them dating. So the movie was hyped up pretty well. What was it called again? Office Romance. Such a good movie. We watched it over the weekend. I am here to tell you guys that it was probably one of the best movies I've seen in the better part of a decade. It was fucking hysterical.

37:02Jackie Oshry:It was an old school rom-com. It was an old school. Rom-coms are so back, but it had this new age element of being kind of silly. There were a couple of scenes that were very graphic, either sexually or just gory, that I didn't feel were necessary. And most of the time, that makes me hate a movie. But the movie was so good otherwise. Even the birth scene, everyone's talking about there's a woman in the office who's pregnant and she gives birth in the office and it's like she can't make it to the hospital. And they show, it's obviously fake, they show a vagina and a baby's head coming out. And normally, I would turn the TV off.

37:30Jackie Oshry:I just think that's so unnecessary. When I tell you, that woman deserves an Oscar. She was so funny. She was great. The scene was funny. Yeah. They really didn't need it. But it didn't bother me. I loved the movie, so much I feel like first of all they're totally fucking they had so much sexual chemistry yeah and I feel like it was so great for J-Lo like she was just magnetic she was great she was great it was it was a great you liked it just as much as I did by the way it was a great movie but I was watching two movies I was watching the movie and I was watching you watch the movie yeah I was seriously like giddy you were I was you couldn't believe that you were watching a movie that you liked so much because you know I famously don't like movies they're too long yeah this movie was not long enough it was a great movie and it had that like hallmark element where like all the stages are fake it was hallmarky yeah but it was incredible because brett goldstein's incredible and like the premise great writing a ceo of an airline like it was just so dumb great writing normally yeah like that hallmark like element that makes a movie feel fake this is just incredible honestly brett goldstein needs to go and write for hallmark well the crazy thing is that brett goldstein wrote ted lasso and he's like probably one of the most in-demand writers in hollywood and it's like after Ted Lasso.

38:36Jackie Oshry:Like what is he going to do? You know? I think he writes, I think he's a writer on Shrinking, that show with Harrison Ford that we like. Yeah. But like this is what he wanted to do. We need him to write more rom-coms. He cast himself at the very end when he was like, I want to let you fall out of the sky. Oh, and the movie was also like a love letter to New Jersey. It was. It was so good. I'm sorry. Like you guys need to watch it. It looks so silly and I'm so glad I gave it the time of day. Who said that it was bad? Why did we almost not watch it? But then I don't trust anyone. You shouldn't. But who said that it was bad?

39:06Jackie Oshry:Like I made a TikTok about how I thought it was the best movie I've ever seen and the comments were like, what are you talking about? It was terrible. Isn't that crazy? People don't know quality. No, people are assholes. That's what it is. It was so good and I feel like - They probably went into it thinking that it was going to be bad and then they just like didn't let themselves enjoy it. And I'm so here for J-Lo Renaissance. I feel like she came off so likable in the movie because she's not like that good of an actress. So I feel like the character she was playing like is a little similar to the person that she is like off camera.

39:31Jackie Oshry:And I'm telling you, I think J-Lo is misunderstood. Like she's had a really hard year. and I'm so here for her comeback. Yeah. I haven't liked J-Lo since Made from Manhattan. My favorite movie. That's a Safra family movie. Okay, that's not the name of the movie. What is it? What'd you call it? Made of Manhattan? Made in Manhattan. Yes. Same fucking thing. Like, it's literally a 30-year-old movie. I'm sorry that I missed one letter. I kind of want to see Made from Manhattan. By the way, me too. That's literally your origin story. I love that movie. Really? I feel like of all of hers, that's not my favorite.

40:03Jackie Oshry:I like The Wedding Planner. The Wedding Planner is great as well. I like. But by the way, all of these movies that we're talking about are 20 years old. I know. She hasn't. And then. She hasn't made a movie that I've liked in about 20 years. No. So she did Hustlers in recent history. And it was like very good. Very critically acclaimed. Different. She almost got nominated for an Oscar. Different. But yes. In the last 10 years, like all of the movies that she does are fake, like Hallmark level. And so I thought that this was going to be the same thing. She was great. She was great. He was great.

40:29Jackie Oshry:It was star studded. It was. Buster Bluth. Tony Hale. He was great. He was great. He was head of the HR department. He was. Ugly Betty's dad is the chairman of the board. Okay. It was really, it was guys. What else is Ugly Betty's dad in? Was he, are you sure? He wasn't in Breaking Bad? No, but I know why you think that. Are you sure? I'm positive. The villain? No, not the villain. I think he was in Breaking Bad. Okay, let's see. What's his name? Ugly Betty's dad. Ugly Betty's dad. It's so funny. No matter who is the co-host, this show always ends up us looking up people's IMDbs. Ugly Betty's dad is Ignacio Suarez.

41:10Jackie Oshry:Yes, of course, Ignacio Suarez. In case you didn't know. I did know that. And Ignacio Suarez. What a handsome man. It's not in Breaking Bad. Suarez, Breaking Bad. Really? No. Cool. All right, you're one for two. Peter Herman, Dirty Rock. is not is Ignatius no so what do I know him from whatever I'll look at that I'll look at that on my own time I never watched Ugly Betty we watched it together no I watched like one episode of that Ugly Betty and I didn't need it you didn't like it I didn't need it it's one of the greatest shows of our time they can't all be office romance no they can't all be one of the greatest shows of our time what's the best show you've ever watched 30 Rock it's a great answer 30 Rock is so funny every single episode there's a hall of fame of like modern TV shows.

42:01Jackie Oshry:I think Mad Men is in there. I think Breaking Bad is in there. 30 Rock is definitely representing the comedy genre in there. So good. Yeah. Like I laugh just as much. I might even laugh more. Game of Thrones is in there. Of course. I might even laugh more. Downton Abbey is in there. At 30 Rock. And I do at Seinfeld and Curb. They're very different shows. Yeah. But 30 Rock is constant laughter. I would say that Curb and Seinfeld is a little bit smarter comedy. Takes a little bit longer to get there. Wow, are they good. That's really interesting stuff. Trying to think what else. It's really interesting.

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47:19Jackie Oshry:It was sent in by one of her followers. It shows the two visiting with family in like Geneva. There's no word on when the photo was taken, but it was sometime very recently. They were spotted in the wild in Wisconsin. And then also I saw Dumois posted they were at a bar and somebody overheard him or her, like them exchanging I love you's. You are now like personally involved in the story because you went to dinner with Jesse Solomon. Did he say anything about it? No. No, but Jess is a very nice guy. No, your voice went up. You lied. Jess is a very nice guy. No, you said, did he say anything about it?

47:49No, by the way, my voice goes up and down randomly. He didn't say anything about it.

47:54Jackie Oshry:Okay. He's a very nice guy. Yeah, how did you guys get along? Did he sing for you? He didn't sing for me. He has a new song that's really good. Wildflower Love. I want that, shuck me like a match. You can hold it back. Wildflower. Wildflower. Fire or flower? Fire. Fire. Wild fire love The thing is I haven't heard any of the rest of the song though. So at least that chorus is good. That chorus is definitely good. Yeah, you know this West Amanda thing. You know how I feel about reality TV. It's the devil. Oh wow. Is that what you and Jesse said at dinner when you were talking about West? No. Jesse seems to have a good head on his shoulders.

48:32This is what I will say. He went into reality TV intentionally. And there are some people that do that. It seems like Bethany maybe did that. Like some people, they go in and they look at it as this amazing platform where they can do more things. And I think some of them just go in there looking to fuck shit up and they end up fucking up their life.

48:50Jackie Oshry:Would you ever? No. If you could get tapped for Summer House, you're like low-key involved, you're one of Kyle's Ops, your best friend of Jesse. Like Jesse could bring his fed bed to the house. No. You being married like sort of does like ruin the vibe so like I can take a backseat happily. I just think that Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season one they were all married. Now none of them are. In order to be a housewife you have a better luck getting cast if you're not married. Except it depends on the franchise actually. Real Housewives of Rhode Island everyone's married. Except for Kelsey.

49:21I just feel like they all end in despair.

49:24Jackie Oshry:Yeah. No it's all fun and games until you're in jail. And then once you're done they ring you out like a rag cloth. Okay rag cloth. What? They ring you out and you're fucking dead. They ring you out? You ever see Ramona Singer? My queen, yeah. She's like getting ready for her next TV debut. You ever see Sonia Morgan? Yeah, they're all going to be on Golden Life. Golden Life? New show. Revamping the old Housewives of New York. Oh, is this the, oh, I understand. I remember. This is the Jill Zarin one? Yeah. Rest in peace. Ring you out. Ring you out. All right, let's dive into our fifth and final story, which is Love Island News and Love Island Recap.

49:58Jackie Oshry:Ben is fully caught up. We've been watching. I sometimes watch an episode without him, but for the most part, he knows what's going on. I'm very, very caught up. Maybe I've missed one episode. And let me tell you before you get into it. Yeah, give us your overall thoughts before I tell you. The producers of this show need a raise. Oh, wow. The producers of this show. Well, I feel like they started working like a week ago. I think they took the first two weeks off. The producers of this show need a raise. The way that they have taken what was such a boring group of people. Yeah. And turned it into really great TV.

50:28Jackie Oshry:Yeah, they've been heavy-handed in their production over the last week. And they did a great job. And it helped. job it helped a lot things are finally interesting i broke up some og couples like it's good i love trinity and bryce of course they're my piece they're your winners i can't stand kenzie oh wow okay she's so annoying and nobody is talking about the fact that she's upset at corwin corbin corbin i prefer corwin she's upset at corbin for doing exactly what she does all that she does she's actually upset with Corbin for the thing that he said I don't think she's mad that he's done I know because that's like her like favorite thing to hold on to like no you are the one who goes after every new bombshell you are the one who immediately jumps to another person and you are so obsessed with staying on this show that you are telling Gal Gal it's so true that ooh maybe I could like you just in case even though Jen is your friend so just like let Jen Jen who can't get arrested let Jen have one guy no she doesn't care because just in case her relationship with Dylan falls through, she needs to stay on this show.

51:35It's true. Because she's clearly obsessed with fame. She's clearly obsessed with being like an influencer. Like she has motivations beyond this show. It's clear as day.

51:43Jackie Oshry:So there are two episodes, Friday night and Sunday night, that aired that we haven't recapped yet. Friday night was the big recoupling. Trinity and Bryce had this beautiful reunion. It was so cute. They're totally winning. Kata and Zach both chose each other, but Kata doesn't know that Zach chose her because his girl got kicked out of the villa. He would have done it anyways. I don't like this narrative. He didn't like that girl. I agree, but she does need to know that, first of all. And second of all, I do think that Zach has a lot of red flags that Kate is not seeing. He's extremely controlling.

52:10Jackie Oshry:When he didn't make her breakfast before the recoupling last time, that was really crazy. They left on bad terms. So I do think that they're a good couple, but he is problematic, for sure. He definitely feels emotional. He feels... I think he feels emotional, but I think that he's I think they're a nice couple. And I like Kata. She seems nice. I like her too. She's cool. Kenzie and Corbin both chose different people. Corbin's with Parmita and Kenzie's with Dylan. The Persian cat. The Persian cat. And I don't really care about them as a couple. I love them. Parmita? Parmita and Corbin. I love them.

52:45Jackie Oshry:They say the weirdest shit to me. I can't wait to get out of here so I can pick you up in my car. I'm so hot and you're so hot. That's what they say. We're a perfect match because we're both so hot. Look at our bodies and when we get out of here, I'm going to pick you up in my car. Corbin is like hella cringy though. Like when he was like, I feel like the girls in Casa are like college girls and then like the girls in the middle. Corbin's just dumb. Like that's it. But he's like, he's funny. He's nice. He talks weird. I'm sorry. I don't agree that he's funny or nice. I think it's maybe just like his existence.

53:18Jackie Oshry:He's just very monotone. And so like he looks like unoffensive, but I'm telling you there's something like dark within him. I think he's just like. And Kenzie too. I think he's just like a player. Like, don't eat the player, hate the game. Kenzie is a player. Kenzie is a player. Kenzie's sinister. There's something weird about her. I'm not in. So then the two couples that I think everyone was waiting most for were Melanie and Sincere and Casey and Anaya. Okay. So I think that the producers were very meticulous in watching, in letting Anaya go last. Like, yes, she was one of the most anticipated, but I think she sat there and saw Bryce choose Trinity.

53:50Correct.

53:51Jackie Oshry:Zach choose Kata. Correct. Sincere choose Melanie. that she was like, oh, they obviously all went to Casa Amor and talked about how much they missed us. Correct. So she was thinking about maybe choosing Carl. But she was like, no, you know what? I think she felt emboldened. Correct. To choose him. And it went down exactly how we thought it would. Now, the reaction from the fans has been like so much hate to KC. And I just want to say I'm not seeing enough hate for Sincere. Sincere and KC did the exact same thing at Casa Amor. But at least KC had the decency to come back and be honest and come back with the girl.

54:20Jackie Oshry:Sincere was in a full-blown relationship for three days. and came back and is lying. Like, I think Mel - Everyone's like, Anaya looks so stupid. I think Melanie looks more stupid. Can we go one by one? Sure. Let's talk about Melanie and Sincere. You want to start there, not KC? Yeah. Okay. Well, if you have something to say, you can say. What is the hate online for KC? Just the way that he, the way that he handled this breakup was terrible and the team Anaya? I think that they think he was disrespectful to Anaya. I don't know exactly what their issue is, but I guess it like wasn't treating Anaya like the queen that she is.

54:50Got it. Anaya trapped him from episode one.

54:53Jackie Oshry:Okay. And I intentionally mentioned that her father was an NBA player. And he's been really. And he's been on it the whole time. He was never attracted to her. He never liked her. He liked the fact that her dad was an NBA player. That's it. That was it. And so this entire time, she's like, I've given you everything. It's like, no, he actually never liked you. You tried to trap him and it didn't work. And so I think another criticism that people have of Casey is that like he keeps, he was saying the whole time that he wanted to explore but he didn't explore in the villa because he was like afraid that Anaya would be upset no that's not even that's not even why he said that and then the second he leaves the villa he has the chance to explore and everyone's mad at him for that but it's like actually I feel like it's more respectful to not explore in front of her he also didn't explore in the villa because if you remember the first week or two weeks of the show they were all 100 % coupled there was nowhere to explore soul and he wanted to explore soul he said that he wanted to explore soul I don't I think he would have explored soul I don't think he liked soul No, he's obviously not like an amazing guy and he's not mature.

55:53Jackie Oshry:But I don't think he's like this big bad villain that everyone's making. I don't think that he's a big bad villain. And I think honestly like Anaya, like I want to root for her. And honestly, I didn't even think that people should bring back Carl. She had this perfect guy in front of her who said all the right things, liked her so much. And she turned him down. Like she had the choice and she made the wrong choice. Yeah. So I'm not understanding all that. But we got Carl back. I'm not understanding all the KC hate. I'm really like I'm searching desperately for the sincere hate. He is the clear villain to me.

56:21Yeah and what's weird is.

56:23Jackie Oshry:When he said I kissed Amora a few times. Yeah. That was the biggest like literally the biggest lie ever told. Yeah and I don't know why Melanie can't see. She must. Because these guys from Casa Amora came and they told her. They're like we've seen it. Melanie must though like be attracted to a bad guy. Like she must secretly deep down like the fact that he's like kind of cheating on her like the fact that he's like yeah like she likes a douche because this is like a little self-destructive yeah since i don't remember what episode it was but it was very very early in this season it came out that sincere is a cheater like like he cheated outside of the villa so if you're gonna cheat in real life of course you're gonna mess around when you're open and not in committed relationships here yeah like he doesn't think he doesn't think anything's wrong with what he's doing and by the way one thing that is important to know I don't, the lying is the problem.

57:18But you're in open relationships. You're not closed off. He's allowed.

57:21Jackie Oshry:He's allowed. Of course, but it's the lying. No, I know, but she's. And you should still, yes, you can explore, but you should still be respectful to the person you've been with exclusively for three weeks. But she knows. Yeah, of course. So that's the thing. I feel like I get hate a lot because I'm always blaming the women. I want to say that like, it goes without saying like, all these guys are bad guys. But it is very hard. With the exception of. Rice. Rice. I don't think Zach's a bad guy. I think he has red flags, but I don't think he's a bad guy. Rice, Zach, my boy Carl.

57:52Jackie Oshry:Having said all that, it needs to be said, like, it is hard to watch all these women. Dylan seems like a nice guy. Be so dumb. Sorry, they're being dumb. Anaya, that was a dumb decision. Smellany, how many times do people have to tell you, like, it is bad. And it's like, now all the girls from Casa Amor are going to come back. Amora and, and Titi did tell her, they're gonna tell and it's like how many times you need to know like at some point like i can't root for you anymore tt queen seems like a great woman i know and i'm glad her and anaya squashed the beef so the story that i wanted to talk about is i don't know if you know this but like fans are demanding um a response they want to see the unseen footage because at the recoupling ceremony remember trinity's going at it with tt i'm tt little girl like there was all this drama people notice in the background that melanie and kenzie were not there they were like escorted out people think that the fight got really bad they cut parts out and then melanie and kenzie were gone isn't that weird the whole recoupling during that fight with tt casey when casey and anaya didn't recouple weird so fans are demanding to see unseen footage as many fans speculate two islanders were kicked out of the fire pit scene so together is this screenshot where melanie and kenzie are not there and fans of love island are pressing peacock for more unseen footage after online viewers began speculating that kenzie and melanie were removed from a tense fire pit moment during the casa more recoupling and i remember thinking like why is trinity having to defend and Anaya all by herself.

59:13Jackie Oshry:Like, where are the other girls? They're calling them the core four. You know, Melanie, Kada, Anaya, and Trinity. They were not there. So the theory spread across TikTok and Reddit after viewers noticed that the two Islanders appeared to be missing from the couch during that part of the scene. A viral TikTok claimed they had to remove Melanie from the pit LMAO. I was wondering why they didn't show her reaction. And Kenzie, they were probably about to jump that girl. The clip fueled debate among fans, with many calling for producers to release the full version of the confrontation. This comes as Love Island viewers say they should win an Emmy for Dramatic Casa Amor recoupling.

59:39Jackie Oshry:Yeah, they weren't there. I wonder why. People have no idea. There's no, like, people are just guessing, but they were confirmed not there. People think that they must have went crazy and, like, the fight got even worse. This is too deep cut for me. Yeah, this is, like, behind the scenes. But that reminded me, I liked that Anaya and Titi, like, after the drama of the recoupling was over, the next morning they sat down. It was also great PR for Anaya. Yeah, she looked really mature. I agree. It swung her back around for me. I agree. Because I was literally, like, shaking my TV. I was like, Anaya, he doesn't like you.

1:00:09Why are you picking him? He doesn't like you. he doesn't like you and you have a guy here that does like you so at a minimum if you want to be on the show pick Carl because he likes you and then you can explore KC

1:00:21Jackie Oshry:I want to say I do respect her not picking Carl just to stay on the show because that is confirmed Carl likes me he's here for me I could stay on the show maybe win I do respect the fact that she followed her heart now her heart like led her astray and really did make her look stupid but I respect the fact that she didn't just take the safe way out sure right a lot of people would have done that I don't know You're on a show. Just to say I'm on a show. A lot of people would have done that. You're on a show. And then last night's episode was so long for literally no reason. There was no reason that the challenge had to be that long.

1:00:49Jackie Oshry:I was just waiting for someone to pop out of a cake. And I love that they brought back Amora. Yeah, it's nice that they brought back Carl. But like if I'm Carl, I don't want to be with Anaya. She didn't choose me. You know who I love that they brought back? Meg Thee Stallion. Yeah, we loved her last season. She was funny. She's just great. And she really does, you can tell, like the show and watch. She's great. She's funny. Yeah. Oh, Kenzie said something crazy. What? Fat ass. Oh, she said your ass is fatter in person or something. I was like, excuse me? That was crazy. It was a little weird. I think that she's just always drunk.

1:01:18I'm realizing it now.

1:01:19Jackie Oshry:I think that they limit the amount of liquor you can drink. But if you look back, I'm starting to realize, do I have a photographic memory? I'm not sure, but I can see pictures. You don't. I see the scene. Okay. Okay. She's getting very, very, very upset. When? At Corbin during the pie in the face challenge. challenge and she gets really really red I think the red it's a thousand degrees is tequila so I think I get red from tequila I never see people talking about alcohol they like never drink except when the night begins they all when they convene they all come down in their outfits they convene in that table and everyone has a cup with their name on it and it's like a stemless wine glass with a little bit of red wine in it I don't think that they drink outside of that oh so then I'm wrong there's not unlimited wine so then she's just hot Yeah, I mean, it is really warm.

1:02:07Jackie Oshry:She's like fair skin. Sure. The challenge was too long. It was silly and like dumb at some points. But there were a couple of moments during the pie cream in the face thing that were like genuinely awkward. When Sincere randomly chose to pie Jen. And he was like, well, she's new here. She's like, I've been here for two weeks. It was so awkward. He's like, well, we're a family. And like, he was just trying to make her feel left out. It was like so randomly unnecessarily mean. I'm sorry. You will not convince me that he's the worst, that he's not the worst guy in the house. Everyone's worried about Casey, this Corbin, that.

1:02:36Jackie Oshry:we are not talking about sincere enough. Agreed. That was so mean for no reason. Also, Casey is like, he was being really like a pussy when everyone kept creaming him and he turned his face and like wouldn't take it when everyone was taking it. Yeah. I'm sorry, I don't like him. I'm telling you, that's why I like Corbin. That he took it. Well, I think he played the challenge very well. He apologized and he accepted the fact that - What more is he supposed to do? All the girls were mad at him. He accepted the cream in the face. Anything, we can now move on from it. Yeah, what more are we supposed to do?

1:03:03Jackie Oshry:No, Casey did not eat humble pie and he still has not talked to Anaya. Yeah, Casey's not great. Sincere is definitely the worst. Yeah. He's bad. He is lying. Casey, the thing is, Casey is a bad guy and he's being upfront about it. Sincere is hiding all of these things. I don't know, actually. Sincere just keeps getting chances that maybe he shouldn't get. Yeah, and that's Melanie's fault, by the way. He is pretty upfront. He's like, yeah, I did that. No, he is not upfront at all. Literally, he came back and said, I explored a connection. we kissed a few times. He was in a full-blown relationship cuddling every single night making out all day every day.

1:03:39But don't you know that? If you're not letting me... No! Why?

1:03:43Jackie Oshry:Because she thinks that he acted the way that she acted. Exploring connection. No, no. She wants to think that this guy would act like that. That's what I mean when I say that. Accountability, there's not enough accountability being put on the girls for being dumb. Sorry. I agree. Sorry. But he's also a bad guy. Absolutely. And she should... She should know that by now. She... By the way, she... She can't see what we see. No, she can. Oh, you think? Yeah. It's very, very clear that she seeks out toxic men. Because she had that really nice guy. She said it was the best date of her life. Nobody's ever thrown her a picnic or whatever.

1:04:14And then she picked the asshole. Totally. I told you I watch.

1:04:18Jackie Oshry:You know, Ben, and I told you to pay attention last night. I told you I watch. Good for you. I told you I watch. Well, that is our show, Ben. It's been just an absolute pleasure. And we can't thank you enough. We know how busy you are being a mogul. And, you know, of course, with your pending wedding to the whore slash heiress slash thief. it's been really amazing being here with you we can't thank you enough and thank you to everyone for listening to the Toast I'm on a morning show where we deliver the fast-paced stories you need to do every Monday to Friday on YouTube so if you're watching us on YouTube please feel free to subscribe and give us a video a thumbs up we're also available as a podcast and our podcast to be found so that's Spotify iTunes, Stitcher, Public Video I or every cast box all the places where we listen to podcasts find us at the Toast TV 5 star review and it feels stunning and weekly talented we are hope you guys have an amazing day and we'll see you tomorrow love ya bye bye

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