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Podcast Summary: The Toast - Meghan Markle, Meghan Sparkle (October 24, 2025)
Episode Overview In this episode of *The Toast*, hosts Jackie and Claudia Oshry cover a variety of trending topics, including celebrity news, personal anecdotes, and reflections on pop culture. The episode marks Jackie’s last day before her maternity leave, leading to discussions about pregnancy, personal experiences, and entertainment updates.
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Key Segments
- Celebrity News Breakdown
- Love is Blind: Sparkle Megan seen with a mystery man and newborn after the season finale.
- Susan Boyle: Stuns fans with a new look, showcasing a blonde bob and bangs during a rare appearance.
- Jelly Roll Confession: The country artist admits to cheating on his wife during a tough time in his life.
- NBA Gambling Scandal: A significant investigation involving insider betting and organized crime impacts the NBA.
- Khloé Kardashian: Reveals she hasn't had sex in three years during the latest *Kardashians* episode.
- Personal Reflections
- Jackie discusses her impending maternity leave and the uncertainty surrounding it, with light-hearted banter about her pregnancy journey and SPD (Symphysis Pubis Dysfunction).
- The hosts reminisce about past moments of motherhood and the challenges that come with it.
- Queenie and Weenie of the Week
- Queenie: Susan Boyle for her stunning transformation and return to the spotlight.
- Weenie: Ben Simmons' sister for her controversial comments on TikTok, which the hosts found particularly cringe-worthy.
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Detailed Discussions
Celebrity News Highlights
- Love is Blind Controversy:
- Sparkle Megan’s newfound motherhood raises questions about her relationship timeline with Jordan, creating a buzz around the upcoming reunion episode.
- Discussion on the implications of the reveal for the other cast members.
- Susan Boyle's Transformation:
- Reflecting on Boyle's past fame, the hosts discuss societal perceptions of beauty and how they have evolved since her initial rise to fame.
- Jelly Roll's Infidelity:
- The hosts analyze his confession, emphasizing the importance of accountability and personal growth.
- They juxtapose his story with the complexities of celebrity relationships.
- NBA Gambling Scandal:
- A notable discussion surrounding the implications of the scandal on the NBA and its reputation.
- The hosts express confusion over the details but acknowledge the seriousness of the allegations against prominent figures in basketball.
- Khloé Kardashian's Drought:
- The revelation of Khloé's sex life prompts a broader conversation on personal choices and public scrutiny in the realm of celebrity culture.
Personal Anecdotes and Banter
- Jackie shares her experiences and challenges during pregnancy, including discussions on childbirth options and the realities of motherhood.
- Discussion on the comfort of being in a known routine while reflecting on their podcasting journey and the importance of creating relatable content.
Final Thoughts The episode concludes with a sense of nostalgia as Jackie prepares for her temporary departure from the show. The hosts reaffirm their commitment to providing entertaining and meaningful content while navigating the ups and downs of personal life and celebrity culture.
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Conclusion This episode of *The Toast* offers a blend of humor, personal insights, and commentary on current celebrity events. Jackie and Claudia's dynamic keeps the conversation lively, making it an engaging listen for fans looking to stay updated on pop culture while enjoying relatable banter.
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Transcript
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0:34Good morning, girlies. It's the toast. It's Jackson Claude and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show. The fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to the toast and happy Friday. Yay. Last day of Jackie before Jackie's maternity leave. nay boo stay with us we want you don't go maybe i'll be back because the thing is is like i've got plans like i'm really doing i'm so i i'm not worried like you guys are gonna love the content i my desire to podcast with anyone but you no offense to everyone i'm i'm hosting zero i know there's nothing like jackson claude original recipe today is my last day and i'm looking forward to you know taking off and I mean I'm who knows what that will look like even for me but you never know I could I could pop in I would love that and I do want everyone to know like the next two weeks of maternity leave are not booked um because we're in flux right the latter half of November and December like we're slaying we have so many great people but the next two weeks I don't know when Jackie's gonna give birth I would like to come down and see you I might be in Florida so I haven't really booked people in the next two weeks um so it's gonna be like a lot of friends and family like you know ben's offer margolash taylor strecker energy um which is great but just know i've got like the big guns after jackie like i don't know not take your birth about me but like if you could figure it out that would really help me i know you were like yelling at me yesterday to tell you when i'm gonna go and i gave you like a an educated guess so let's see if i'm right you could do let's see if i'm right on my guess but it's really crazy i guess this happens like every time where you just really don't know there's like a four week span five weeks span where it really could be any day yeah I didn't have that experience because I did have a scheduled c-section which low-key there's a lot of things about my birth journey that like I didn't love but knowing exactly who what when where why how is so underrated especially for work like I stopped working on Friday I missed the toast Monday Tuesday and I gave birth on Wednesday yeah in the past I've slayed both times and so like let's see how this shakes out if I'm like here twiddling my thumbs in two weeks being like I could have been working yeah we'll see well just know if you wake up and you're like I want to toast like I will kick off whoever okay because it's gonna be bad like yeah um the part like the thing is I love to toast the hard thing is is like the waking up part because sleep is so fitful for me it takes so long to fall asleep I'm stay asleep by 7 a.m.
3:14I'm like finally feeling like lighter and I'm cozy right like you're you're back into REM at 7 a.m. that's exactly what I experienced too like the night is so hard but by the time it's morning you finally fall asleep right so like that's when I want to sleep and that's when I have to get up to work so that's why it's hard but like sitting here talking my swirly actually it has been painful also SPD visibility I've got a lot of outreach and love from people who have suffered from SPD and I just really feel so seen that like okay you guys know what I'm going through yesterday was kind of SPT visibility day like everyone was talking about it yeah I feel like a lot of us well not not a lot a handful of us have been like suffering and it's funny because when you go to the doctor you like talk to a friend you're like I'm pregnant and I'm in pain and they're like well of course you are you're pregnant you're pregnant and like nobody is worried like it's not that anyone takes you seriously but like yeah being pregnant is painful and uncomfortable and you You have, oh, you have pain in your vagina because you're pregnant.
4:11Oh, welcome to pregnancy. No, so it's like, but there's a threshold. And I'm glad that all of us who are experiencing it, like we see each other. Someone wrote in a comment that like they were talking to a midwife who had worked with a woman who had done a bunch of like home births, no epidural, no pain. And in one of her pregnancies, she had SPD. She said it's more painful than giving birth. So you're in a great spot, it sounds like. I am. You've been training for this moment. You shouldn't even be afraid of birth. No, but I actually, you know me, I'm like, I'm always going to get the epidural, but I'm definitely natural.
4:47I was saying to Ben, I'm like, Jackie's so close. I'm natural birth curious. I'm home birth curious. I'll never go. I'll never do it. But I have so much respect for it. I'm very interested in it. But in this situation, I need an epidural for my SPD. So I actually ended up on a home birth talk and I'm not home birth curious at all. I just cannot stress that enough. And while when I think of home birth, I think of like it being, you know, like weird and painful and like unnecessary. But I didn't even think about and I ended up on like a really sad part of it that like there are casualties. Like sometimes you're like you need the hospital or whatever.
5:27And like to me, that makes it not even remotely worth it. like the risk of not needing a hospital and not being near one. So like, I actually, I'm going to encourage you not to. No, no, you don't have to encourage, I'm not having a home birth. But I'm, I'm very, my ears perk up when someone's talking about a home birth. They need to come out with a fusion of birth where you give birth at a hospital and they let you go home that day because like the sleeping in the hospital is so horrible. Yeah. My friend just gave birth and I was FaceTiming her and she gave birth at the exact hospital that I did.
5:59and we were like talking about like she was showing me her room and I swear I actually had PTSD like I always say the best day of my life was literally not the day Ruby was born it was two days later when I got to lay in my bed with Ruby right but when you do a home birth just saying I know one of the perks for sure not worth it yeah no I understand what you're saying um anyways I just need that epidural for my SPD is what I'm saying you're so close we are going to miss you so dearly and again if you want to start doing like the evening thirst we'll work around you because like like I said I have stellar A-list talent coming and I'm so excited but it's not the same nothing like a little Jackson Claude this doesn't feel like going to work like this is just so fun um and yeah like it's gonna be work yeah I'm going to work but you know what you'll be creating conversation you'll really be like the elk of a podcaster that's how I felt on your maternity leave like we're creating conversation we're having dialogue we're renting studio space we're opening minds and hearts yeah which is fun purposeful work it's so important that like we constantly be creating purposeful content i mean it is we do thankfully like we have so much purpose in our pinky fingers it's not something that we struggle with but it's hard like i feel like when you don't feel like you have purpose that could be a hard guys feel we've got a great show today jack and i both watched the new episode of the kardashians literally the best show ever made um i i was i don't know how long it was it was 60 minutes of just giggles like i was just enjoying every minute of it um we have fast five we have queenie and weenie so much to look forward to i also started the new season of nobody wants this i'm just like so in my content era got logged out of the netflix household again last night oh me too what episode did you get up to and nobody wants this i think i watched two of them um i got up to the part where tova feldshire who plays the mom says and i have caesars did you see that yeah that's the last thing i saw too i was cracking up ben was dying i love her me too that's an actually a great casting yeah i can't get over how much they are the sisters the oh wait by the way especially this season Morgan the hair so Sarah Foster yeah it's it's really um it's uncanny it's uncanny I was noticing it more this season than ever I feel like last season I was just so excited about the show I forgot that they were supposed to be Sarah and Erin I was like it's just loosely loosely loosely based no it's actually like a hot uh an adaptation if you will it's literally copy and pace the only differences are that her husband's not a rabbi he's just a jew um sarah at least like previously was in a relationship so like she wasn't and she like has kids yeah so she wasn't like single talking to sasha oh yeah i don't like i'm i'm i what's his uh jonah what's his name sasha in the show oh sasha sasha sasha yeah like i want him and his wife to work it out yeah no they're the right for each other like even though you know she's an aggie bitch wife to a T she's his naggy bitch wife I just want to say I understand her most like on the show I feel like I see myself most in her yeah no I like I know she's like not super likable but she's real she's so real yeah um so I'm just in my content era me too I've been watching so much tv as I've put myself on bed rest for the latter halves of the day I do have put myself on bed rest it's actually so not true the thing i like thought about parenthood before i was a parent and it actually has been so true everything i thought i knew you know i'm like i'm not gonna use pacifiers like oh yeah sure the one thing that i thought before motherhood that is 1000 true is like you do not get into bed until it's time for bed yeah i used to lay in bed all day now i don't even get under the covers until 8 p.m it's insane no you get out of bed and then you that was in your special yeah that was in my comedy special like it was a joke it's one a thousand percent factual Yeah.
10:07I need to reshare that clip. It needs to make the rounds. You should like share clips from your special. I was just like, actually at this point, I'm like the same way. But I used to like not want to share because I was so much skinnier. Oh, well, that's good then. Now you feel like you should share. Yeah, that's great. Okay, well, let's get into all the things that we need to do today in the Fast Five stories that you.do need to know. And the Fast Five stories that you.do need to know are brought to you by Skims. Before Skims, underwear was just an afterthought for me. You know, it was like raggy old granny panties.
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17:18Wait, wait, wait. She had the baby already? Yeah, there is a baby. I thought she was pregnant. No, there's a baby. Whose baby? We don't know. How old is the baby? It's looking like maybe. Wait, I want to see these pictures. Go to page six. Maybe she has a male nanny and it's Jordan's baby. three four five months baby oh every month counts you know oh i see i see oh how old is that baby looks i mean she looks great she doesn't look like she recently gave birth but you know she could have snapped back surrogate a lot of things could be happening here and that's why like this isn't really a spoiler because we need to know more but it seems as though sparkle megan has a baby and in the preview for the reunion like they only showed like one question it was like nick asking you know jordan made you feel like you had said that you didn't know if you were ready to be a mom do you still feel that way i think she is a mom today that's insane and you know what it's a real shame netflix couldn't keep this under wraps because if we all found out like we would have freaked yeah and And people like are freaking.
18:34And I had heard, like first I heard the spoiler that like someone from Love is Blind this season has a baby. And it's not with their Love is Blind partner. And I'm like, well, unless it's with another cast member, like I don't really care. No, I care. It being Sparkle. Is huge. And Jackie and I were talking about this offline. And it does really support her theory from yesterday that like Megan really did go into this experiment earnestly. Like she's at a time in her life where she's eager to commit. And her ending up now with a new man and a baby like is just proof of that. And I agree with you.
19:02And I never thought that she wasn't competing earnestly. I just think that like she could have tried harder to make it work with Jordan. But like by the end where they sort of like package her out is like, oh, well, maybe I'm not going to be a mom and I'm just going to play tennis and golf and like stick to my hobbies. Clearly, that's not what happened. Yeah. So when we were talking yesterday, I did know that she was the one who was rumored to have a baby. So I'm like, OK, that definitely plays into account here. also it reminds me I said this to you of Lindsay Hubbard where it's like yes oh I'm getting like we're engaged oh we're not engaged moving on baby gonna be a mom yeah no it's a good comparison I'm really happy for her um I feel like I lead the Jordan and Sparkle rekindling club and we've officially closed shop like it's not happening and I feel like this is going to be crushing for Jordan to hear.
19:55But I also wonder how he found out. If he found out with everyone at the reunion or she must have told him before. Or yeah, or maybe everyone knew if she was pregnant, like if she was seeing her friends from the show, like people might have known. Okay, but like when was like... So typically it's about a year out.
20:16When was Love is Blind most recent season in Denver filmed? Yeah, we do need to know every month counts here. right right every month of the baby's age right who's this guy oh the age-old question who the fuck is this guy chat has really not been working i i feel like you don't ask chat honestly like this is a question for like reddit literally okay i'm doing it is blind season nine okay thank you spring 2024 okay i need to know like a little bit like okay so that's like a year and a half casting began in march 2023 with pod dates taking place around march 2024 february and march okay okay this gives us time do the math for me okay i don't get it so if they started in march say her her and jordan broke up in May, June, roughly.
21:17Uh-huh. This baby, like, and say this baby's three months, four months, let's say four months. So she met someone like three months after. She got pregnant like three, three. It's so Lindsay Hubbard. Three to six months after breaking up with Jordan. It kind of feels like then it wasn't planned. Unless this is an ex. right i like that yeah this is so crazy and this is the best possible promo they could have had for the reunion because like for this season that was otherwise when nobody gets married it's like well what do we need a reunion for um but no we need a reunion and i'm like i'm watching lives my baby yeah go sparkle go sparkle i love this for her i've team spark i've been rooting for sparkle and she like you know she talked the talk and she's walking the walk that's true it's nice to see somebody who went on the show it's like her niece literally even though that page six article said that this man is basically living at her house he comes in and out he seems to be living in her home has been out all hours of the day she was not pictured with the man she was spotted running errands visiting a local hospital going grocery shopping oh how fun for her that they're following her for all of this okay like slay also sparkle getting papped i'm sure she didn't think that or else they would have tried maybe like the idea that a love is blind maybe season one but the idea that a love is blind star would get paparazzi is so inconceivable that they never even thought like to cover the kid's face or hide the kid like or hide the guy he's outside in the front yard in the pictures he's talking to the neighbors someone must have tip them off yeah maybe netflix themselves to like drum up generate it worked it worked go sparkle go it's your birthday go sparkle uh uh but yeah like we need answers and we need them now yeah i don't know when the reunion comes out but it needs to be coming out now yeah sack's gonna flip yeah i oh that must be such a joy like to be someone who's not chronically online who just watches a show that they like.
23:29I don't know. Zach's like really always sending me stuff on Instagram. He actually might stumble onto this piece of information. But if he doesn't, like, please record his reaction. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know where. I think when after we watched the finale, I was like, have you seen any spoilers? And he said no. I think he's like, yeah, no. What? He doesn't like know what a spoiler is. Like, I just, I honestly. Like, what do you mean? The show is over. What spoilers would there be? Like, it's out. Okay, please record his reaction. okay i will so stay tuned major major news in the sparkle sphere in the sparkle sphere which jackie's like the mayor of i didn't see that for myself when i met her because i was like the most sparkle i was like this is so stupid sparkle megan megan i need josh peck to just like record a video for me of him saying megan like that so i can use it all the time so i can on the show on our on our soundboard like we need a sparkle megan it's actually an amazing idea there's some we're always talking about some megan megan markle megan sparky megan sparkle oh has anyone put that together megan markle megan sparkle title are you ready for our next story
24:50yeah some major transformation news britain's gone talent star susan boyle stuns fans has a bob with an unrecognizable look susan boyle has shocked fans with her new dude it's not just that she has a new dude but she's like snatched herself all the way up um let me look at the picture hold on while making a rare red carpet appearance in london And the singer slipped out with a blonde bob and blunt bangs while she attended the Pride of Britain Awards at the Grusnerner House Hotel on Monday. Yeah, like Susan Boyle is snatched. What about it? She looks so fucking cute. She's so cute. She has bangs and a bob and it's like a blonde bob.
25:37She's royalty. Like she's British royalty. I don't know if she's been knighted by like Buckingham Palace yet, but she absolutely should be. Dame Susan Boyle. And the crazy thing about Susan Boyle, like if we now look back at it, the reason why she went like so viral was like kind of mean. Sort of. I think she had this amazing voice. And it's like, yeah, that's why she went on Britain's Got Talent. It's like she was so like and she's ugly. She was so unassuming looking. It wasn't just that her hair was like a little like.
26:12Like the voice like really didn't matter. Like she just like her whole energy. It's not just like an, I don't even want to use the U word. No, but that's what they made it seem like at the time. They were like, she has a beautiful voice, but an ugly face. And it's like, she's so normal looking. No, but it's like everybody who watched the clip, like it was the literal most viral clip of all time. Like it was before everything's viral now, you know, everything's viral now. But like it was, I mean, it happened in Britain. Like it was cross continental. it was global it was the biggest video ever yeah like and for a reason not just because we're like she's not pretty everything goes viral now yeah it was just really shocking because also she was very unassuming in her like presentation and then she had not just a good voice like the voice of an angel and she's singing that song that like i dreamed a dream she's like I'm gone.
27:06It's like Andrea Bocelli and like this little woman's body. Like it was shocking. And there are dreams I never draw. Honestly, I want to watch it. Should we play it? Yeah. But can I play it so I can watch my queen? No, I want to watch Susan Boyle audition. Well, do we want her audition or like then her big performance at the end? No, the audition. Okay. Oh man, it's like before TV was like high quality. Oh, and they're all making faces.
27:49Chills.
28:07This song is so good. I love her. Yeah, you kind of are Susan Boyle. She's like, she's so Pat Moore. Oh, and like her last name being Boyle. Well, that was for you. That was unfortunate. She's so Pat Moore. It would be like if Mrs. Pat Moore tried out for Brayden Scott Talent. Has there ever been like a sit-down podcast full-length interview with Susan and her Boyle? I feel like, yeah, she makes the rounds. Susan Boyle podcast. And there are dreams that never die. That song is so Lea Michele singing with her fake mom, Adina Menzel. Maybe not. We need to. I had a dream my life would be. We need to add her to Dream Guests.
28:51From this hell I'm living. So more now than what it seems. Did you say we need to add her to our eligible bachelor's list? To Dream Guests. yeah like that i would love that yeah you would love it um so shout out suzy suzy b suzy b suzy b suzy b b's for bob looking good yeah slaying the house down boots slaying the house down boil our next story is some more jelly roll news i don't know like why he's decided to pop off this week but jelly roll confesses to cheating on his wife bonnie xo during the worst moment of his life so her name is bunny her name is wait hold on it does say bunny i was like wait he was married before he cheated on bonnie but not on bunny yeah no that did say bunny i imagined the top half of the you that's okay um unfortunately this is like not a sleigh no but this is really crazy so he opened up about his affair on tuesday's episode of the human school podcast um to make news on someone else's podcast when his wife has a podcast is even more egregious than the affair yeah that's actually really crazy like this is classic like podcasting couple on our own like janna kramer um and that turnt but maybe that's why like this is why are you laughing i just like that i'm joking my head that i'll share with you later um but maybe that's why like this is like healthy you know because they're not like duking it out on her podcast right right like for clicks yeah did i send you a clip of a couple duking it out on a podcast yesterday i saw one i don't know if i sent it who was the couple i don't want to say they're a really nice couple but it was just like like wasn't me and men no it was um just because like yeah I don't want they're really nice where are you sending this to me I'm just texting I'm just texting you the name it was just like too much um too personal I felt oh interesting anyways jelly roll cheated on his wife back in the day he said i don't talk about this publicly at all but one of the worst moments of my adulthood was when i had an affair on my wife he said the repair has been special and we're stronger than we could have ever been his transgressions occurred while he was spending time with people who were a bad influence he said i was hanging around a bunch of people that were cheating on their wives when i was doing cocaine and I was hanging around a bunch of people that were doing cocaine.
31:39When I was drinking a lot, I was hanging around a lot of people that were drinking a lot. He said, I used to be proud of longstanding friendships just because they had a number attached to them. Horrible humans, but I would just be proud to say that dude's been with me for 12 years. I understand. He said, I wanted to... No, I'm like loving all the points he's making. Yeah. Like I can't endorse. No, no, I don't endorse him cheating on his wife, but like accountability, check. The growth appears to be there. yeah and i think this is a like a wonderful story of how you can come back from something like this yeah but also if you have to change your entire life and i like you sleep with the dogs you get fleas so true so who did he sleep with like it was it did he go into detail and it's not here if he did and also it sounds like the way he worded it like you can say like i cheated on my wife or i had an affair so like affair makes it seem like it was more than once yeah and that like he was with guys who are doing this um she's addressed it sounds a little gay like no it doesn't no i'm kidding it's just like all we were all getting together and like fucking right each other right um she's touched on it a little bit but like she doesn't talk about it too much um i didn't know any of this but it's like a known part of their story that he's opening up about that's good i mean i guess like if it like you could only talk about it openly if you are like truly healed yeah um like damn that's kind of the kind of the first like non-p-jump actually that's not true like jelly roll literally went to jail for aggravated or uh drug dealing armed robbery yeah so i guess that's not p-jump behavior either yeah no i think like the p-jump nature of jelly roll is like despite in his growth yeah in spite of all in his past his mistakes yeah he has emerged a pijam yeah it's in the growth yeah precious growth precious growth of a man are you ready for our fourth story yeah i feel like so giggly today you are um i'm gonna miss you so much like please don't go just like podcast through birth maybe i should just like Stop being so funny.
33:57Yeah. Okay. Well, this next story is really big news. I don't fully understand it, but I do feel the need to talk about it. Okay. Classic. You heard about this gambling scandal in the NBA. Not only have I heard about it, my husband won't stop talking about it. So maybe you know something about it. I know nothing. Because I just know that a documentary is going to come out about this, and it's going to be the biggest thing. And I'm going to be like, where was I that day? Why didn't we talk about it? So here I go attempting to talk about it. Are you ready? Mm-hmm. Hornets guard Terry Rozier was indicted as part of an investigation into insider sports betting.
34:34A separate investigation into what law enforcement described as mafia-organized rig poker games led to charges for trailblazers coach Chauncey Billups. So two prominent NBA figures were arrested on Thursday in a nationwide federal investigation. One is a coach. One's a coach, one's a player. And I think like other people were arrested who are retired players. Yeah. But literally don't take anything I'm saying as truth because I don't understand. A federal investigation into internal gambling and high scam poker, especially a sitting coach and former finals most valuable player have roiled the league from players to front offices to agents, sources told NBC.
35:14The arrests altered the tenor of this week's conversations around the NBA, whose new season had only started two days earlier, as we discussed. NBC, NBC. It's the home opener. So, yeah, there's a big gambling scandal in the NBA. And it's connected to the Gambino crime family, right? Like, that's what makes it so crazy, or did I make that part up? I feel like, I don't know if it's connected or akin to. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Like, I feel like, because I keep reading that it was, it's just. No, I'm right, I'm right, I'm right. Oh, okay. Yeah. So like what were they doing? Gambino, Bonanno, Genovese, and Lucchese meet the mafia families in the NBA scandal.
35:57So what were they doing? Betting.
36:04Like were people throwing games? Illegal sports betting and rigged poker games.
36:15I don't really get it. I don't really get it. It would be crazy if like... Here's what the FBI director said. The fraud is mind-boggling. It's not hundreds of dollars. It's not thousands of dollars. It's not tens of thousands. It's not even millions of dollars. We're talking about tens of millions of dollars in fraud and theft and robbery across a multi-year investigation. From poker? Behind the headlines, here's what we know about so-called New York mafia families that have been quietly involved in international sports betting operations and other crimes in recent decades, despite a dedicated Justice Department and FBI campaign to eradicate them.
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36:49I really don't get it. I don't get it either. It sounds like a really big deal. Yeah, I don't like know these NBA players. So I don't really care. And you know what? I have an idea. And a coach asked Chad to sum it up. Can you explain to me the NBA gambling scandal that happened this week in terms I can understand? In terms for a dumb bitch. I know. Chad is pissing me off. Like literally not generating. Hello, chat. Are you there?
37:27Okay. Now he's working on an answer for me. Okay. In the meantime, I guess we can move on. Yeah, I guess we can. Are we going to come back to it though? Because I don't want to like get excited about moving on and then have to come back. Maybe I should like move to the next ad break while chat searches the web. Okay. So ad break, chat update, fifth and final story. Queenie and weenie. perfection. Today's like messed up ladder half is brought to you by Saks. Thank you Saks Fifth Avenue for sponsoring today's episode. For classing up the joint. You know what feels so special? It's that our ad copy is starting to turn holiday.
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42:27Chat sucks. Is chat down? Co-conspirator 8 is accused of giving betters inside information about a trailblazers game in march 2023 when billups who was one of the people who was arrested was their head coach he's alleged to have told another defendant in the case that portland would be tanking the game and that several of the team's players would be held out without with injuries other defendants in the case so tanking games and then betting on them like that i can wrap my head around that's really bad yeah by the way chap gbt is down like do the players know definitely not um and it's like a crazy thing to like risk your personal like you worked hard enough to get to the nba you're the head coach of an nba team it's a job a million girls would dream of and like you could be paid off like you ruin your entire career your entire legacy like you're just a joke now a crime and also you're going to jail yeah it's kind of like when they rigged the world series which that saga i would actually love a documentary on or a movie i'm sure there is one like please drop it in the comments because that was low-key so crazy like we even learned about that in school when they rigged that monop that uh mcdonald's monopoly league game that was a great mcmillions is that what the documentary was called that was a great documentary yeah we need the people who did mcmillions to do a documentary on this to explain it in a swirly fashion and i was just having this conversation because i heard about a crazy thing back in the day with tylenol there was like this big um like national news saga where like a couple of people in a small suburb of chicago died and they realized they all had taken tylenol bought at the same like pharmacy and somebody at like Tylenol was like pulling cyanide and like they never figured out who it was the government got involved like it was so insane I never even heard about this cyanide in the Tylenol yeah I never heard about and it was only in this one suburb of Chicago it wasn't like nationwide but of course it was a nationwide story like how was cyanide getting into the homes of Americans they never figured it out I would love a documentary on that too the McMillions people need to get to work yeah so much corruption turdy I mean that's kind of why we do what we do is being a purpose yeah but you know who like stays on top of it and they don't get their flowers let me think who stays on top of corruption and doesn't get their flowers us well yes we stay on top of everything and we don't get our who american greed they have an episode about everything and they will have an episode about this before hbo razzle dazzles they turn that shit around yeah i love that no story too big or too small yeah they're gonna let you know about the farmer who was swindled by some whore not the farmer who was farmer wants a whore like really crazy stories i've never seen farmer wants a wife i just feel like we talk about it all the time we need to watch it i feel like we would like it i see clips sometimes and i'm like this looks entertaining.
45:20I hear Bruno's trying to escape. Yeah, he is. Mommy can't get up, Bruno. So it looks like you're staying. For the fifth and final story, which is going to lead into our TV recap. Headline news from the Kardashians. Khloe Kardashian hasn't had sex in three years, she says. There were so many headline moments. This was such a great episode. I just love these gals. I don't know. I feel like they went through an era. It was on both this show and the E! Show where the show felt like something they just had to do. And we used to literally just watch them scroll on their phones and then there was like B-plots of like pranks and it was so stupid.
45:54But I feel as though in the last two years they've really stepped their pussy up. And I'm not even in like my Kardashian obsessed era right now and I thought it was the best TV I'd ever seen. I was, first of all, that Barry being dead thing, I texted Simon, I said, me and Ben could not stop laughing. It was so funny. And it was clearly something that they were gonna cut out if they thought he was dead. yeah but the fact that he's alive and not him calling chloe fat that was such a crazy story yeah it was but it was the 80s it was the 80s and i love that she's like not even offend like of course she's like offended but like just just like that's what you said back then she's healed from that yeah that era yeah and then the storyline there were so many great storylines every gal had their own thing let's just go through the gals how about that okay kim finally like really opening up probably the most she ever has about Kanye and like how difficult it's been um while also filming Elle Spare like honestly Elle Spare looks really good not to me but I do wonder like why Kim now is like sort of taking the lid off of all Kanye stuff she also went on call her daddy and it seems like with the express purpose of like that's the thing I'm going to open up about yeah is Kanye stuff I didn't get a chance to watch it but like based on what I've seen from headlines she echoes what she said in the episode like the most like uh buzzworthy moments like were about Kanye things um so a decision has been made that like we're talking about it now so I think what she kind of hinted at on the episode is that she's talking about it because she used to not talk about it so that the kids wouldn't see it but I think the kids are like a little bit aware now especially the older ones and so like she protected them as long as she could okay that was the vibe that I got okay yeah I just feel like everything's very intentional so So, like, there's a reason we're talking about it now.
47:42Yeah. And I'm down, by the way. Yeah. I've been ready for her to talk about it. At first I respected her, and then I got annoyed. But we also, like, she talks about it, but she doesn't, like, really talk. You're specific. Like, what are we, like, because when you're, like, saying Kanye's doing his, like, one of his things, I'm like, when he's being a Nazi. Like, is that what we're talking about? Are we talking about when he, or, like. Tweets. Yeah, like, there are so many different things. And I'm sure she's talking about all of it, but, like. Yeah. Specifically and also like of all those things like sometimes he like goes after her family and I think that's those are the worst ones.
48:13Like where does like the Nazism rank in terms of frustrating things she does. Yeah. You know. So I feel like we are talking about it without actually really talking about it which is a good strategy. But it was also like no one expects for her to talk about it. Yeah. No we're like the time for that was over and you made a decision and you know we respected it. Yeah. And I understand it completely. I understand it completely. Like it makes more sense than if you did talk about it because you have four like, duh. So I don't know why now are we talking about it in very vague terms while, you know, acting as if we have opened the floodgates.
48:51When she was in her trailer and she was talking about it and then she's FaceTiming with Chloe and clearly all the kids are sleeping at Chloe's house because she's like working really late and she's like getting teary eyed on FaceTime. I was like, you literally don't have to be. Claudia I thought the same thing when they zoomed out on that set and she's like in the middle of Hollywood where her kids are like having a fun sleeper she's like I wish I was there I'm like go be there you don't have to do don't do this. No and like of all the things that Kim does like the law really like serves a purpose I think it really fulfills her her businesses are what's sustained this whole empire filming the show.
49:23This scripted show like is the most unnecessary thing Kim's ever done and like the fact that you're watching her like miss this time with her kids and she's so upset about it I'm like you don't have to be here like leave. yeah I that's exactly how I felt watching her in the trailer I'm like miss family dinner because she had scenes but they got uh postponed like yeah no I'm just like why are you there why are you like choosing to be there you are a billionaire your life is your own you have so many businesses you could focus on other things that like don't need as much of your self and your time and like this is the where you're putting your eggs I don't understand it being a billionaire I don't understand it I thought that was so I mean now that she signed up for the show like yeah you have to miss shit because you have to do your scenes but like I don't understand why this is a priority and we felt that way last season and that does like take away from like you know under like being like in a Kim era because I'm like yeah I'm not yeah I think I'm definitely in my Khloe era Khloe's really a blend of Kim who like is the mom and works works but like works works works works Kourtney has forsaken all work and like her going to that let me event it was like a big deal.
50:30It's like your company. And she's just mom, mom, mom. And Chloe, I feel like she does a good amount of work. She fills her cup work-wise, but she's at home as much as she wants and as much as she can. And I feel like she really makes the best use of being like the privilege of choosing to work as much as you want. Yeah, yeah. I'm so Chloe. Like, I just love Chloe. I love Chloe. I love what she wore to the dinner. I thought she looked so beautiful. Oh my God, she looked like insane. Like, I just loved that pink dress. I love her style too in general, where it's like Kim is always like doing the most.
51:03Yeah. Courtney's doing the least. Doing the least. Chloe, like just everything about Chloe, she's always been like the most real, like normal one, even in terms of like the style of her home. Like it's a home you want to live in. It's beautiful. Like it's just pargy. Like it's not like avant-garde. It's a museum. Right. You know, I just, I love her taste. Me too. And I love her take on everything. It's clear that like the Courtney Kim thing is like kind of over. I feel like they both have just come to a place where like, it's never going to be great but they've like put they've set aside their differences in a sense um but it's not like radioactive anymore but now chloe and courtney are getting which is so crazy because when you think we've been watching kardashians since season one like we've been obsessed with their dynamics like and the dynamic was always that courtney and chloe were leaving out kim and now it's kim and chloe leaving out for the last like five years it's kim and chloe but it seems like this season chloe's sort of like beefing with everyone but also it seems like the sisters are just like not super close at the moment um which always makes me sad but last season Chloe and Kim actually have been beefing a lot Kim gives her a lot of grief about like not leaving the gates and always being with the kids and then they go on a trip and she's always facetiming her kids and it's like it's it's really unnecessary agreed because I feel like Chloe at least I'm like the way I see it like does it really well and they were inspirational they were real fights too like i don't know i don't think you watched last season or all of it no i did that you so you saw when they went like to the mountains oh india no that was what that was good times they when they went to some like aspen trip they took like a girl's trip for two nights and like chloe was like on the phone facetiming true yeah yeah and like kim was getting mad at her saying that like every time she goes to a party she's like facetiming her kids like week yeah no week um the let me event was so funny like i was seriously cracking up and very nice of chloe to go yeah like she's a real one she's a supportive sis and she likes to work out supportive yeah yeah yeah um and then courtney is you know what i was i was texting jackie because i feel like courtney lives that non-talks life right she's but you know what i feel like she really walks the walk and talks the talk because for the first time ever i feel she's the only one who's actually almost looks her age because she's not having botox she's that's not taught that's not clean you know botox and filler um it's probably like the most toxic thing that she's literally called tox botox right she has said that like she's committed to not doing it and i feel like she really looks like a mom her age she looks great yeah but she she doesn't look like the rest of them because she is aging somewhat naturally like she looks a little older than Chris Chris looks great and I I really respect it oh let's talk about them finally like leaning in and talking about the facelift of it all and how the facelift was at the same time as the fires that was really crazy and they're like evacuating MJ um I love that they're leaning in you know Kylie made news a couple of months ago talking about her boob job and I love it um let's talk about it does what let's talk about the butts oh thank you oh my god I didn't even realize let's talk about the bots yes but two it's like well everyone's doing it now you know like they didn't like i it would have been really revolutionary if they had done it years ago because they've always been like whatever everyone's talking about like the standard of beauty like they get always like thrown in there it would have been very powerful i'm glad that they're doing it now and like yeah let's talk about the ass um but it would have been like kind of major if they did it a couple of years ago i loved that miranda priestly thing yeah it was kind of weird and random but it was the production quality was so good it was like fun it was like the best thing it was like a fun project for the office to work on one that and you know like the girls in the office were having the best time of their lives and chris did an amazing job who chris oh yeah i love chris i'm sorry i feel like now as a mom i relate more to chris ever like heather was making fun of her for crying like no chris is like terminally postpartum like she's no not terminally eternally postpartum how like you look at your baby when you're postpartum and you just cry um except when we were talking about when they lived in the El Dorado house and like she was just like not paying attention to anything or anyone oh yeah yeah yeah that was like that was Chris's like sort of like crazy era yeah I loved El Dorado house I loved that I know that was a good house with good juju and the weird thing is they all have these like memories from the house and even just seeing them currently filming like in the kitchen and with the fridge behind them Like that's such a classic scene.
55:27But I also felt like I've been through so much in that house. You know what I mean? Like I just watched so many seasons of that show. It's crazy that Kim moved in there with her baby. Kanye and North. Like that they didn't get a rental house, that they moved into her mom's house and they lived there for years. I wish they talked about how the show used a different house from the outside. Because that house is so gorgeous. And I didn't realize they like still used it. Like they had a party there. It was a Tru's birthday party. They were like flashing back. They used it. It's kind of brilliant. Them selling it does feel like a recession indicator.
56:04And when the producer was like, why are you selling it? Chris was like, for cash. And I feel like they should have held on to it. It's such a gorgeous house. They were like, Kim is like the black and white force. They're so ugly. I love it. Yeah, it's a moment in time. It's a moment in time. It is a little dated, which is crazy. And like scary to think about that. Like every 10 years a house is ugly now. I know. Right. Kendall's like so funny and quirky and different. Like the fact that she showed up on her horse, like that was the best part of the episode. It was so different and funny and cool.
56:34And I love. I never saw someone show up on the horse before. It was, it was the coolest, most different, unique, nerdy thing I've ever seen.
56:45And like, yes, Kylie give us literally nothing. Yeah. Kylie must not cash a check from the show. It's actually unfair if she does. Yeah. And were her kids even at the dinner? I didn't. Was she, Jackie, was she even mic'd up? I don't know. Rob gave us more. Rob. Rob. Oh my God. We need Rob. Like, I feel like they're getting to a place where Rob is, I mean, Caitlin, obsessed. Like, yes, bring everyone. We need Caitlin. The thing about Rob, like, I, like, love Rob because he's Rob. But, like, I don't miss him and I just want what's best for him. and like I'm not like he doesn't if he ever like is just wanting to be on the show like come one come all but like I know Chloe was like I know you guys are dying to have him back I'm actually not I love it but I do want I want what's best for Rob's self yeah so like he has to like really want to come back and then I'll be like great like that would be fun um Caitlin give me more Caitlin not the hokas she's so fucking funny she's so fucking funny and I really need her and Chris to reconcile I know it's so weird for Chris like I know and I fully I get it I needed to put her differences aside because the two of them like shooting scenes like that's gonna make this show the best show on tv I completely agree and when Chris was like there's someone who should be here we knew Caitlin was coming this season but like I didn't realize in this context like first this was Caitlin's house like Caitlin was you know for lack of a better term the man of the house like yeah that they can't say goodbye to the house without caitlin a thousand percent also very interesting episode like when uh chloe went over to scott's house and scott shared how he wants to move to new york i'm like okay this is like a subplot that's never gonna happen um and he's gonna take mason with him and then i got to thinking i'm like does mason live with scott it sounds like that that was very interesting and very curious it made me sad for scott because i understand why he would want to leave california at this point um but he kind of can't because like his family is in i know and scott is from new york his parents lived there but they are both deceased so like i don't think it would be good for him to move to a place with no family i think he has friends like long-standing like childhood friends and i think he just like loves new york but like his kids are in california even if mason went with him like he still has two other kids i just know you can't but like you can't that made me sad that he's like stuck there in a place where he's like why do i live here well maybe he doesn't need to live in live in hidden hills per se but does it get any better than hidden hills no where is he trying to go i don't know but it's like he's kind of girlfriend a thousand percent he needs a wife and like someone who could make a home for him and like and maybe even have more kids like more kids like he needs family he needs a jewish wife like a beautiful jewish wife he does with lots of shalom bayi like he does yeah because he does feel like he's kind of stuck in this place where he can hang out with the Kardashians are his family but he really can't like he should have been at that dinner but he didn't he wasn't invited obviously because like I don't think anywhere Kourtney is like he's not gonna be so he hangs out with Khloe I think he hangs out with Chris and sometimes hangs out with Kim I mean he films and I think he like makes a nice paycheck from that but it's like not enough he's like he's a part of a family sometimes he needs a wife he needs farmer needs a wife like someone And I like a nice Jewish girl, like in her 30s, like.
1:00:08That's what he needs. Oh, honorable mention. They could have more kids. Yeah. And Scott seems like a really great dad. Like he loves being a dad. Yeah. He slowed down his life. He doesn't like party so much anymore. His life really lends itself to like family and kids. If anyone like knows Scott, like set him up with someone like Hamish, please. Please. Like someone really just nice and normal. Yeah. And also like beautiful and, you know, cool. Cause those things are important to him. But like also, hey, Michelle wife. I don't know. I'll mention when they were doing the Julia Fox thing, which it was interesting to see like how that went down.
1:00:44Like Kim obviously doesn't care, but Courtney called Kim to ask if they could use Julia Fox. And she was like, oh, we're doing let me play, which is like a libido gummy. And Kim as a joke was like, oh, are you going to have your mom and Corey be in the campaign? And let me tell you, that would have been such a better campaign. like that Julia Fox thing was a flash in the pan like I don't even remember it it wasn't like memorable at all um that would have been hilarious the Julia Fox thing was so weird to me like why were they acting like Julia Fox is the only person who could be the face of this campaign like as if she's like the face of libidos and the biggest name like like not that they shouldn't have had her because of the association but it's like why are they like we have to like like her name could have been thrown in but it wasn't like the end all be all like that we have to get julia no you have to get chris and cory yeah and when we she did the campaign we wondered if like kim was there was yeah yeah it's just so so random yeah and i would have liked to see chris and cory like kim is such a businesswoman like even her joke idea was amazing yeah i loved it yeah um i just thought I thought it was, maybe I'm being dramatic.
1:01:52I thought it was such a good episode. I was enjoying it. I never wanted it to end. Yeah, it was definitely more akin to the good old days, but that's also because of the premise of the house. Yeah. Because a lot of the stuff for the upcoming season, like it was packaged very like titillating. But it's not things I'm like dying to know. Right. I just find like the actual details of their dynamics, of their businesses, like I find that really interesting. Yeah, but it really feels like they're less close than ever. It just feels like a bunch of strangers. And that's why now when they insult each other, it's like, you actually can't say that because you don't know me like that.
1:02:25It's so true. And it's almost like when housewives pick up cameras and you could tell that none of them are friends with each other and they haven't seen each other on the break. Like, it's so boring. We want real friends. It kind of feels like they now only see each other when they film. Yeah. But it's like they used to be able, they used to always like barb with each other and like say mean stuff. They would literally like slap each other, but they're so close that it's like that's sisterly. But now when you don't. But when Chris and Courtney slapped each other, like that was real most recently.
1:02:49yeah but like now when courtney's like saying something insulting to her sister it's like okay like the outfit thing yeah like we get it i actually love that for you like yeah you shouldn't have to wear heels anymore like you worked hard enough in your life you've worn enough heels i actually i was with her 100 until she was like and my sisters it's like okay well let everyone do their own thing like don't be judgmental and rude and she's just the type of person it's like not to be judgmental but then she like says something judgmental but it's like here's a perfect example when they went to Japan and Kim was like, you look like clowns.
1:03:19And like she was like making fun of their outfits, which is exactly what Courtney just did. But at that time, they were like close. They're on a trip together. Sisterly. We can just like talk shit to one another because we also have the love like to balance it out. Yep. Here, you just sound mean. Being a bitch. Yeah. Yeah. She sounded so mean, even though Kim looked nuts at that dinner. She did. How is that comfortable? Like, and I know that they're, they're at family dinner, but they're also filming. So I understand being in full glam. I understand not wearing pajamas like you would to your family's dinner.
1:03:48But a corset, capris, and wedges, like, that was insane. Yeah, it's not even about, like, comfortable. Because I don't think she ever expects to be comfortable. But it's, like, it also, like, wasn't. Appropriate. Cute or appropriate. Like, the vibe. Like, for backyard, like, let's dress for the occasion. Chloe looked amazing. So did Kylie. Like, I just really wanted more Kylie. She looked so great. She didn't even talk. I know.
1:04:14Whatever. give us nothing yeah um so that was fun it was really fun let's dive into our final segment of the week which is queenie and weenie of the week where jackie and i like to take a look back at the week perhaps at a glance and deliver two awards queenie of the week and weenie of the week where we're divining out two awards queenie of the week weenie of the week just like it's pretty obvious i really don't want to explain it again but like i always find myself in this trap where i have to explain it yeah um please queenie let us know my queenie is the last minute addition um she's an eternal queenie and I don't think she's ever actually been queenie of the week on this show and everything about her is queenie like in nature and that is Susan Boyle oh I thought you were gonna say Bridget oh always a queenie was that your queenie no she was an honorable mention but I forgot this is kind of been a crazy week you know I've been through a lot this week you know mere seven days ago I was returning home from my trip to LA so in that spirit and not seven five oh my god in that spirit i'm making the great city of new york my queenie let me just tell you new york at christmas what a sight oh it's so pargy in new york it's crisp i'm like i'm a little cold when i leave the house we're going on walks the leaves like it's such a pargy time and it took me leaving and going to that shithole to appreciate what i have and let me just use this also as a reminder to let everyone know the new york city mayoral race is coming up and it's kind of like a futile effort but like I'm literally begging you not to vote for Zoran Mamdani like I know you're going to and I know like he's gonna win but like I just want to be have been on the right side of history and like in a year like I'm gonna play this clip and you know what I'm gonna say I fucking told you bitches okay now weenie of the week I've been looking forward to weenie of the week all week I actually had so many contenders there's one for me that rises above all other weenies and that let's say it on three one two three ben simmons sister from the moment she opened her mouth her mouth on tiktok this week it was weenie behavior something that could not minute she opened her mouth a weenie popped out like it was just so loser something that cannot be eclipsed by other weenie behavior without being commemorated in this moment selena gomez was in a true like second place honorable mention for me but honestly it's too simple to just give her and also it's like she's gonna do it again next week so you could do it yeah we have so many opportunities but I don't know when we're gonna talk about Ben Simmons random sister ever again no so it had to be a turd like um cemented in stone it did and I know I wrote down on my thing like we need Olivia Simmons I know in a month her name's Olivia I think so I wrote Ben Simmons sister I know in a month I'm gonna say who is that oh are you still writing them down just today I did just to organize my thoughts.
1:07:00No, like remember how you were writing down all of our weasers and queens? No, I'm not still doing that because I sometimes lose my pen. Oh, that's a good reason to not write something down. You don't have a pen. So I'm going to keep tabs on my pen. But you know what? I will add the date for this one. What's today? The 24th. Okay. I actually technically have mine from last week too.
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