Movies That Raised Us: Wednesday, October 22nd, 2025

9:46Jackie Oshry:milking it for all it's worth like it's that type of franchise where they really can't ever do anything wrong so yeah like just get everyone back together and put a camera on I'm down yeah No, I agree.

9:55Claudia Oshry:But it's just like funny who have become like the mainstays. Yeah. Because they used to like have a dinner. Every night they would have like dinner and there were so many people there. But now the family's like kind of pared down. And now like Mr. Mason's at the table.

10:10Jackie Oshry:Mr. Mason.

10:12Claudia Oshry:Pat Moore's husband.

10:14Jackie Oshry:Yes, Miss Pat Moore getting down and dirty.

10:17Claudia Oshry:When Pat Moore and. Elsie. Elsie were like having sex talk.

10:24Jackie Oshry:Yeah, I was uncomfortable.

10:25Claudia Oshry:Oh, like a swirly sex chat? Oh my God, I was cracking.

10:29Jackie Oshry:Speaking of Elsie, Elsie Hewitt, who is Pete Davidson's girlfriend and mother of his future child. You know, she used to date Benny Blanco.

10:40Claudia Oshry:I know that Selena said he traded like some trash for treasure or something.

10:45Jackie Oshry:Yeah, Selena Gomez liked a TikTok that was like nasty about Elsie.

10:48Claudia Oshry:Shocker.

10:49Jackie Oshry:Yeah.

10:50Claudia Oshry:And she'll say she got hacked, yeah?

10:52Jackie Oshry:no elsie's bullying selena jackie and leave her alone yeah how like seriously how dare you

10:57Claudia Oshry:oh my i can't believe we're still here no actually i don't know if you know what you

11:02Jackie Oshry:actually don't know but we went viral on tiktok for our take on selena and i was like oh like selena fans are probably like coming ready for it they were like nature is healing we can finally speak the truth oh i love that yeah we actually went viral twice 432 park people were really

11:19Claudia Oshry:interested they both got like a half a million views oh my god classic us yeah we went viral

11:24Jackie Oshry:twice in one day it's literally not a big deal we're used to this sort of attention and virality

11:28Claudia Oshry:like stop making it a big deal yeah you sent me a clip yesterday from our show five years ago

11:34Jackie Oshry:where did you find that clip there is an amazing new like tiktok account that is committed to posting archival toast content so i'm obsessed with it and yeah they sent a hilarious clip about Jackie and I like it's just funny.

11:49Claudia Oshry:I keep meaning to post it to my story because it's just really funny but also what's funny about it is like it's not something that we clipped back then I don't think we were doing clips it's just like a random moment that would have otherwise been completely forgotten in the anals of herstory.

12:03Jackie Oshry:I cannot encourage people enough to source and post archival toast content it makes me so happy.

12:12Claudia Oshry:Yeah it really does I'm like we're seriously so funny And we always have been. And it's like my reaction to what you said in that clip. I don't want to spoil it. I don't even know if that would have been my reaction now. Like what a funny reaction I had.

12:25Jackie Oshry:But that's also just the cool thing about like documenting your. Yourself. 20s. And your turd self-lid. Over time. It's a little bit scary. But you do get to see yourself evolve.

12:35Claudia Oshry:Yeah. It's a little bit scary. Let's not like act like it's without. No. It's a little bit scary. It definitely comes with its share of frightful moments.

12:46Jackie Oshry:Yeah, speaking of fright, Halloween's coming up. Yeah. Do you have plans to, like, get in costume for your personal life or no?

12:53Claudia Oshry:Of course I do because that's what being a mama is now. Yeah, but you might be, like, out of commission.

12:58Jackie Oshry:We don't know.

12:59Claudia Oshry:Yeah. But even if I'm, like, most likely I'll be able to put a costume on. You could be a pumpkin. Well, no, I could just be, like, wear a costume. what is the family getting dressed as i don't want to spoil it but um toy story oh cute who are you freckly girl jess what's her name kayla's jessie oh right it's not the kids it's not about you yeah so like i'm like andy's parents i i think i'm gonna be bo peep you don't know bo peep the shepherdess little bo peep the sultry shepherdess you are literally

13:42Jackie Oshry:a sultry shepherdess i could see it you don't even need to put on a costume yeah but what does

13:46Claudia Oshry:that make zach oh zach is gonna be i think he's rex and bruno is slinky oh me already got his

13:52Jackie Oshry:costume the kids are so excited that's cute i have no plans and like i really need you because it's so cute i like i've seen like a lot of like baby costumes where it's like you put them in a pumpkin like that's cute you put them like a little chick hatching out of an egg that's cute i don't know i just like i could do better than that are you gonna go trick-or-treating well like i could for yourself yeah it's like kind of embarrassing like ruby's like can't even hold up his own neck right so he's not eating candy no but i think you could still go like you have

14:28Claudia Oshry:clearance if you want to it's yes otherwise you can man the door well it's just that time of year

14:34Jackie Oshry:i'd like to remind everybody who lives or works in a building with like a desk that you have to have a bowl of candy out it's not right if you don't and it should be illegal not to yeah i love when like you just walk into different office buildings and like you go over your friend's house and like on their doorman desk there's like just a little bit of and you just like

14:52Claudia Oshry:have all these like chocolates in your pocket for the first few weeks hopefully they don't melt Hopefully it's not a Reese's cup that's not contained because if it melts, it leaves the expanse of the wrapper.

15:02Jackie Oshry:Oh my.

15:04Claudia Oshry:Sounds like she speaks from experience. Same with a Hershey's kiss.

15:08Jackie Oshry:A Hershey's kiss is really good. I actually feel like Hershey's kisses are not utilized in the way. Everybody's home should have a little bowl of Hershey's kisses, like a mint on your pillow.

15:18Claudia Oshry:Yeah, unless you live with Bruno.

15:21Jackie Oshry:But also don't be getting like quirky and weird with your selects. like the standard chocolate. Don't do the one with the big almond in the middle or like a flavor.

15:30Claudia Oshry:It's sometimes fun to switch it up. No, it's not.

15:34Jackie Oshry:I want the silver wrapper and that's it. Do not get the purple wrapper. The purple wrapper is dark chocolate. Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

15:39Claudia Oshry:Oh, no.

15:41Jackie Oshry:No.

15:41Claudia Oshry:Oh, no. Oh, no.

15:43Jackie Oshry:I got to sit down with a big bowl of candy soon. You know, I haven't done that in a while.

15:46Claudia Oshry:I know, me neither.

15:49Jackie Oshry:I feel like we kind of have a lot to do. We're just like dilly dallying here talking about Halloween candy because we've got Dancing with the Stars. We've got Fast Five. Like, there's no time like the present.

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20:37Claudia Oshry:Thank you. You're welcome. Our first story, the five stories are like in order of no importance, just sort of like random interesting bits and bobs. Our first story is very turdy-coated on a number of levels.

20:49Jackie Oshry:Okay.

20:49Claudia Oshry:Mariska Hargitay reveals that she auditioned for Friends and here is who she would have played.

20:57Jackie Oshry:Let me think, let me think, let me think. Like a young Mariska. It's giving Rachel.

21:03Claudia Oshry:So Mariska was on Good Hang with Amy Poehler talking about their careers, the early days. Mariska actually wanted to be a comedian. So it was very surprising. I slay Sofibi. so she didn't know how she ended up as America's sweetheart sex cop uh she said she wait oh oh

21:17Jackie Oshry:oh right because she investigates sex crimes I thought it was like she's a sexy cop I'm like

21:21Claudia Oshry:she's kind of not in the show she's like a hard ass funny to call yourself that um so she was saying to Amy like I should have had your career as a comedian right um and she auditioned for the

21:34Jackie Oshry:role of Monica oh so literally the last person I didn't guess um well that would not have been a

21:40Claudia Oshry:good role for her um that would not have been a good role for her why I feel like it would have

21:46Jackie Oshry:actually been great well Monica's not funny she's like annoying as hell um and so when I think of a young Mariska I didn't know she was doing comedy like the funny person on the show specifically the funny woman was Phoebe so that's why when you said funny I thought Phoebe but then just in terms of looks I would have thought maybe Rachel I would not have thought Monica but Friends is just one of those shows where like you hear like Ellen was supposed to be Phoebe like nobody else could have done what the six of them did do you know what i mean i actually feel like ellen could have been vb and mariska could have been monica no no no then you've never even seen the show so what do

22:19Claudia Oshry:you know but that's why i can i can speak to it at a glance um i just saw something funny actually

22:26Jackie Oshry:about friends hold on they like wanted somebody hold on

22:34Jackie Oshry:David Schwimmer

22:38Claudia Oshry:yeah like young what Courtney Cox like looks like Mariska like yeah

22:44Jackie Oshry:I can't remember what I found

22:46Claudia Oshry:I can't see it but maybe I'm too close to it I think you are too close to it and it's funny because like I actually don't even know who's had more success like they've both had so much success I don't know who has more money like it worked out for both of them

22:59Jackie Oshry:are you talking about Courtney Cox and Mariska yeah I would say like in this moment right now it worked out a little better for Mariska but because I bet right about 20 years ago Mariska was just like cursing Courtney's name yeah because Courtney was like this young hot thing and everybody wanted Courtney but now she's like in her retired era ish um and Mariska still churned it out do you think Mariska will ever leave that show like what is everyone has left they've come back they've gone um but the one sort of stable figure is mariska she's never left i bet she loves her job like i bet she's so grateful but at some point she's ready to retire like as you would at any job right it's kind of like um ellen pompeo on gray's anatomy everyone has left but she's sort of like the last woman standing and when she decides it's her time i

23:53Claudia Oshry:feel like it's also the time for the show yeah it will inevitably be they won't know that and they'll keep going right right right right we'll know that yeah it's actually insane that lawn

24:03Jackie Oshry:otter still puts out new episodes yeah and like people like people a lot like watching keep up with the new ones yeah not to sound like a grandma i'm for the old ones yeah but the new ones they cover like relevant topics and yeah they like they fictionalize popular not popular like well-known stories well-known stories in the last couple of years which is like cool and interesting yeah super cool sending love to mariska and most importantly mariska hargatay's husband our next story and you know what i need to add to my contemplate my mom jane i've heard it's amazing i've seen just like clips on social media mariska's um documentary about her mom who was famous actress jane mansfield um i need to watch it you should put it on your list i don't have a list because like I just when I want to watch something I just watch it you know like you're not going to remember I know what was that thing just right now I know but these days like Ben's like kind of like attached to me and I can't like watch stuff alone do you know what I mean so it has to be

25:07Claudia Oshry:like couple friendly that's why I'm watching Chad Powers he would like that documentary he likes Marish he does like Marish but I don't know if he cares about like Jane well if he wants to spend

25:19Jackie Oshry:time with you he's gonna have to conform to turdy's interests also speaking of ben's interests like huge news i can't believe we didn't talk about but the nbc is i mean the nba is back on nbc do you know about this no so i guess ben was explaining i was like trying to like care but it was hard ben's whole life like nba games were always on nbc and they had this like funny jingle but then they lost the contract a couple of years ago and it's been on abc for a while but as of this nba season which started yesterday nba is back on nbc and they have michael jordan as a mc what's it called sportscaster no like a like the mcs yeah like host host broadcaster

26:02Claudia Oshry:big deal for the boys the brunson boys but like why i don't know because nbc abc like that's the same thing to me it's not like he was having to watch it on msg channel yeah i don't know why it

26:16Jackie Oshry:matters but i'm here to tell you that like it does to some people oh okay i guess my husband doesn't watch that much basketball no he's more football ben's more basketball yeah my husband watches a lot of football and colin cowherd not fucking colin cowherd i don't know what that is

26:33Claudia Oshry:he's like no i know he's like us yeah um our next story is a little more throwback news because chloe kardashian is responding to savannah guthrie's career regret over uh 2012 interview that she did with chloe so savannah guthrie was talking about are they both stories today like i haven't heard and i'm so chronically online yeah no and they're both like pretty juicy so chloe's reacting to savannah expressing regret over a dishy question that she asked the reality star in 2012 oh savannah's getting ahead of some resurface clip cancel savannah guthrie's party no she uh revealed that she regretted in 2012 she asked chloe about the oj paternity thing on um the today show oh that's weird and so um e-news post like wrote up the story and um posted it to instagram the clip like started to make the rounds or savannah just like pulled it out of the archive i think savannah just pulled it out of the archive and then chloe commented on the instagram post saying she's a doll it takes a big person to take accountability and I just love her with a bunch of hearts.

27:42Claudia Oshry:Khloe's a bigger woman than me. Yeah. She opened up about interviewing Khloe back in 2012 on Monday's episode of the Today Show. She said, I asked Khloe Kardashian like 10 seconds before we were going to break about the rumors that her father, Robert Kardashian, wasn't her father. That's just like an insane thing to do before a break. She admitted that she waited until the last minute to bring it up because she felt so embarrassed. she praised chloe for her class act response at the time chloe clarified that there was nothing to the headlines um in february savannah i guess talked about this and said that producers really wanted her to ask the question so she did what any naive green anchor would do and she did it and and it's that's just horrible like that's an insane question especially like on the today show

28:31Jackie Oshry:that's insane you're right it's the show doesn't lend itself to like really um thoughtful long form content because it's three minute segments commercial break so it's really just like fluff and so to ask it on that show in general is just not the place to ask it three seconds before a

28:47Claudia Oshry:commercial break like what were they expecting her to say i don't know yes he is and i'll tell you more after the break really crazy it's just like crazy how it's such a different time like Like it's almost 15 years ago. It was the 80s, you know, like people were just. You know what?

29:02Jackie Oshry:And so much has changed. And thank God. Like, thank God the Today Show is no longer the place for like breaking news or interest, like long form content. Not to make everything about us, but like podcasting really has replaced that. And it's funny how like if Chloe had something to say now, like the Today Show is probably the last place she would go.

29:19Claudia Oshry:Yeah, I think she was just like doing press for the new season. Actually, she would probably still do something like that now. like just to like do a stop to promote a show but like they wouldn't ask like such

29:33Jackie Oshry:taboo questions like they're just there to like be a part of the machine they're just there now to like create content between ad breaks yeah that's really crazy it's also just funny like what stays with people right like chloe might not have even thought about this as like a roman empire moment for her but like clearly savannah like from that day has never forgotten it it's just like funny what people remember like what what shakes them yeah yeah so i'm glad that they

29:59Claudia Oshry:were able to put this to bed yeah are you ready for our next story some more kardashian related beef this story's really crazy ben simmons's sister oh my god mocking kendall jenner in a new TikTok. So NBA star Ben Simmons, who used to date Kendall Jenner, his sister Olivia recently took to TikTok to mock Kendall's skills in the kitchen.

30:28Jackie Oshry:So she went on TikTok to like tell this story. She told it in such a nasty way. And then by the end of the story, I was like, wait, that's the story. Like I didn't understand. I thought there was going to be some big reveal. It was beyond anticlimactic. She just shares a story about it. She was hanging out with her brother and his girlfriend who at the time was Kendall.

30:46Claudia Oshry:And she said Kendall Jenner. She didn't even do what most people do which is like my brother's ex-girlfriend where everyone can. Who was like a model. Put together who it is. She literally straight up. So my brother used to date Kendall Jenner. And I will never forget the time we as a family were sitting around playing cards against humanity and she was like I'm gonna bake some cookies. She said her first thought was first of all you're Kendall Jenner. Don't you guys have a chef? We saw you cutting up cucumbers bitch. You don't know how to cook. so fucking crazy we keep going she said kendall whipped out quote ready-made cookie dough noting you really you really don't have to do much but like put it in the right place at the right time like the only thing that you need to do is chop them up evenly but apparently kendall couldn't even do that she said i have never seen so many uneven cookies what in time nation she said quote you rich bitch if you don't call your fucking chef to come and you don't call your chef to come and cook these cookies for you anyways it was just hilarious because the kardashians the jenners they're just like weird bitches and imagine if kendall had said oh i want

31:55Jackie Oshry:cookies let me ask the chef to make she'd be like my brother's girlfriend kendall jenner couldn't even make her own cookies she had to have the chef come and do it even though it was slice and bake

32:03Claudia Oshry:cookies she had an accent too yeah doesn't slice and bake give you an indentation of where to slice though yeah and that's what she was saying like kendall couldn't even follow the slice oh i don't

32:14Jackie Oshry:believe gives a fuck first of all i don't believe that i immediately oh wow jackie doesn't believe women um i don't believe women woman i immediately felt like fiercely defensive of kendall jenner in this moment because first of all i could tell from the second the video started this girl had like a chip on her shoulder about something she came off so nasty and so rude and by the end i was like oh she really hates kendall because there was no there there it wasn't a crazy story i thought what she was gonna say was like so big and it's like the whole thing was that she didn't cut the cookies like she made some mismatch cookies for the group game night and i just want to say now that i think about it when i think of like the slice and bake it's like the the nestle ones that come in a square and they have the indentations you're just supposed to like break it off it

32:59Claudia Oshry:really doesn't break off perfectly no no but also there are kinds that come in as a log where you literally just slice and bake so i think that's what she's saying that she fucked up this is so

33:12Jackie Oshry:crazy like ben you need to call your sister oh big time i know nothing about ben simmons i didn't even know he had a sister now that i do i absolutely hate this girl she was so the guys the the attitude like the tenor of her voice was so mean like really just mean spirited now maybe she had like a really bad experience with Kendall as like a her brother's sister but like I'm sorry so share the bad experience not this right we don't know that so she just comes off looking so mean for no reason and I I don't understand the purpose of the video it was not a crazy or interesting story she just comes off looking bad like it was so mean what the fuck like it was like nobody nobody nobody ben simmons sister that fucking bitch kendall jenna like she british what she had an accent she did you want to play for you yeah sure i don't know it kind of sounded like australian is he are they australian i don't know hold on i'm finding it

34:18Claudia Oshry:she has an accent

34:22Jackie Oshry:i will never forget the time we were all like as a family we were all sitting around we were all i don't know what accent that is they know you're right sounds australian and she was like i'm gonna bake some cookies first of all you're kendall jenner why don't you guys have a chef we saw you cutting up cucumbers bitch you don't know how to cook so she's like i'm gonna bake some cookies so she starts like hang on sorry ready-made cookie dough so you really don't have to do much but like put it in the right place at the right time like the only thing that you need to do is chop them up evenly no stop because i have never seen so many uneven cookies like what what in tarnation you rich bitch if you don't call your fucking chef to come and cook these cookies for you anyways it was just hilarious because they're just all the kardashians the jennas like weird bitches and i know i was sitting next to her you don't know congratulations like i seriously i wanted to like look at her comment section like Like, what was the, did anybody else think that was just, like, so random and mean?

35:30Jackie Oshry:That really makes me really mad.

35:32Claudia Oshry:I know. Why should she call her chef to come make slice and bake cookies?

35:39Jackie Oshry:And if she did, imagine when she tagged Kendall Jenner. What is going on? Because, girl, we've seen that cucumber video. What the helly? Call the chef because the cookies are terrible. Laugh, laugh, laugh at Kendall Jenner. like she thinks she's so funny comments yeah okay so you're a mean girl did you flirt with her and she rejected you that's mean um oh wait all the comments are saying she what are all the comments oh so so she dated your brother and the most you can say is she made you uneven cookies right bye

36:14Claudia Oshry:and you're saying like maybe she had a bad experience with Kendall which is why she doesn't like her so like spill share the bad experience because you're sharing you're spilling tea okay everyone's saying this is so mean for no reason like oh i'm not defending her but

36:28Jackie Oshry:hypothetically if she called the chef you'd have a story time about her right not her living in your head five years later rent free i'm sorry ben simmons needs to call his sister and take her

36:38Claudia Oshry:phone away big time cancel the phone plan for this is funny the comments are making me laugh

36:44Jackie Oshry:and the crowd is confused I was ready for the tea and you served poison this is seriously funny I can't believe you're making me defend Kendall Jenner all of this over some cookies like

37:05Claudia Oshry:I can't okay I'm glad that we're aligned

37:08Jackie Oshry:the comments are just cracking me up yeah okay so mean I had like such a visceral reaction to that i'm like oh okay now i'm i have to make a kendall jenner stan account like yeah i you know when somebody makes you feel like fiercely defensive of somebody like you don't even care about like that's how you know that they're wrong yeah and it's like you should

37:24Claudia Oshry:be able to play cards against humanity with your boyfriend's family and like not in peace yeah

37:29Jackie Oshry:and if ben simmons like wants to keep dating women like who are famous and you know beautiful models like his sister needs to shut the fuck up yeah because ben simmons like is a man about town He gets like, you know, he gets around, he gets beautiful women, like famous women. And if I'm a beautiful, famous woman and they say, oh, Ben Simmons wants to go on a date with you. I'm like, oh, the guy whose sister made that nasty video of Kendall Jenner. I'm good. No, thanks. Yeah. She's a cock blocking him.

37:55Claudia Oshry:Yeah. No, he's got to call her up. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? Our fourth story. Elizabeth Olsen says that she won't act in studio movies if there's no theatrical release anymore. she said i don't want to make movies where streaming is the end all elizabeth olsen like okay okay like do it is that like so bad that streaming is the end all you know i guess as an artist i think as an artist it does feel like when you do a movie

38:30Jackie Oshry:that's just like straight to stream release like we talk about this all the time how things get popular on streamers they have five minutes of relevance and then they move on when you work heard on a movie and a theatrical release makes it like a big deal right there's a lot of press and then there's a premiere and streaming things just get like shelved kind of instantly so i know what she's saying it's probably better for her career to do like bigger things but you know

38:55Claudia Oshry:less money yeah but this is also what she said because i don't even know if it's like about you know everyone's seeing it it's it has to do it supporting theaters uh and also about human connection of course elizabeth olsen told it's not about the human connection i don't know what she's doing she told in style as part of a new cover story that she's no longer signing on to hollywood studio movies that don't have a guaranteed theatrical release as an indie film darling since the start of her career she's comfortable acting in a movie without distribution that gets sold to a streamer but her preference is always a theatrical release she said if a movie is made independently and only sells to a streamer then fine but i don't want to make something where streaming is the end all i think it's important for people to gather as a community to see other humans be together in a space that's why I like sports I think it's really powerful for people to come together for something that they're excited about we don't even know in person anymore Elizabeth Olsen jock yeah okay I understand what she's saying that like there is

39:54Jackie Oshry:a lack of human connection in the world like we're all just home scrolling on our phones having said that like if she really cared like she should be like a leader in her community or at the Girl Scouts like you're a actress like what this has to do with community I'm not sure yeah I just

40:11Claudia Oshry:I feel like what she's saying is a real issue like just even like binge watching culture in general like people come home on the weekend they sit in front of the TV and they watch something all weekend they don't talk to another human like that's just like not they don't go outside I feel with this she's bitten off a little more than she could chew because I don't know how we fix it But she's trying, like she's doing her part, which is that I'm going to act in things that will get people to the movies to how it used to be.

40:40Jackie Oshry:And that's beautiful. I don't care. And I want to sit at home and binge watch something on a streamer. You do? I do.

40:54Claudia Oshry:I think I'm with Elizabeth.

40:56Jackie Oshry:No, by the way, I get what she's saying. Like, yes, there is an issue in culture that like we all just stream and watch and zone out. Nobody goes outside anymore. Nobody goes, you know, sports. I get what she's saying, sports. We could learn something from sports. I guess we could. We could keep up with sports. No, we actually can't because Lamar Odom never released his podcast with Caitlyn Jenner.

41:22Claudia Oshry:It could still be coming. Okay. We have to get, we have to find out what's going on.

41:31Jackie Oshry:I've kind of lost my luster for it. I can't lie. Like I wake up every day and do a podcast daily. Lamar Odom and Caitlyn Jenner couldn't do it weekly.

41:40Claudia Oshry:Let me check the IG page. Check it. They haven't come back. We would know if they did. Even though I know if they posted anything, everyone would send it to me.

41:48Jackie Oshry:Of course. Keeping up with. They need to delete the Instagram page. Sports. Here we go.

41:56Claudia Oshry:still nothing i hope you're ready hold on nothing there was a third host yes oh and he's like a real podcaster yes jackie we've gone down this road before no i've never seen the third host he's like all his stuff is like with jake paul yeah he was like the the glue okay um the glue oh wait

42:20Jackie Oshry:there is a clip yes they had a trailer and they had recorded a first episode and they never even

42:26Claudia Oshry:released it we've been denied we're being like seriously deprived honestly Elizabeth Olsen should be talking about this yeah yeah anyways I'm gonna all gather I'm gonna commend Elizabeth Olsen because I think this is noble I I completely agree I just feel like Elizabeth Olsen doesn't

42:48Jackie Oshry:enough real problems like this is what she's talking about you know it's just like it's hard to care you know yeah but she's trying to help you but i agree no and elizabeth i implore you to keep trying we should all try yeah to connect more we should but after you listen to this

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44:11Claudia Oshry:Thank you, Turdy. You're welcome. Turdenhood. our fifth and final story is a little dancing with the stars recap two couples earn the season's first tens and one couple is out on wicked night so last night john mchue guest judged the theme he must be

44:28Jackie Oshry:like a really big fan of this show i was not expecting his critique to be like as he's just sounded like an experienced viewer well he's an experienced showman that's true but he did say

44:37Claudia Oshry:that this is his favorite show and i actually believed him yeah uh the theme was wicked everyone got their songs we went over what everyone was going to be dancing to let's get into the dances

44:48Jackie Oshry:shall we yeah it was a great night I was just like loving the the showmanship the theatrics the music the dances the opening number was really fun um I was a great theme the opening number was

45:02Claudia Oshry:fun um they did like a medley and so some of those songs like I really like certain moments I really enjoyed Derek dancing through life. Me too. He's so Fiero. You know, he was like jealous of Robert Irwin. He's so Fiero and I'm glad that he got to have his moment. And I'm also glad for us that we got to see like one of the world's best dancers, like dancing to the best musical dance song.

45:22Jackie Oshry:Yeah. I think in this new era, like this new generation of Dancing with the Stars, because the show has been on for 20 years. The fact that there's a judge who can and does get involved in the numbers, same with like Carlton and Julianne, how they ended that number. Like it's actually great because it's one thing to be a judge to like talk the talk but Derek also walks a walk it's hard to take you know criticism from like people who aren't doing it and I know they've done it and they're experts in their field but I think Derek and he the huffs in general get like a lot of criticism and I hear you they're unique but having a judge who actually gets up and dances while also criticizing the dancers and the pros too I really appreciate walks the walk

46:00Claudia Oshry:and talks the talk and yeah for that reason Julianne and Alfonso are like actually great hosts because he has the experience on the star side yep and she has the experience on the pro side so it's not like someone just there telling you you could have done better when it's like

46:12Jackie Oshry:well what can you do and I don't know anything like about ballroom dancing or the scene but and I trust that like Bruno and Carrie Ann like are important figures and when the show started they were like an important figure they were big gets for the show but like I do feel like some of their times might be coming and like they're clearly experimenting with Kim Herjavec and I think having people who have been on the show on both sides is important yeah well our first number

46:38Claudia Oshry:was Scott Hoying dancing to the wizard and I um he went home it was really bad it I'm really hard

46:46Jackie Oshry:on Scott even though I do feel like he's had moments and people it was obviously between him and Andy right yeah not them like putting Dylan Efron in the bottom like it clearly wasn't him um it was between him and Andy and people are like well yes objectively if you look at both of them Scott was better if you're comparing them to one another and there's a lot of people who are angry that like Andy is still around and you know Scott went home before Andy at the end of the day it doesn't matter because neither of them are going to win so whoever goes home first doesn't really make a difference but I could see why people are like well Scott can put one foot in front of the other and like Andy really can't why is Andy still there and it's really important to remember that but Andy brings stuff to the table outside of the classic.

47:29Jackie Oshry:Like he's a performer, right? He always makes me giggle during his dances. He has that Pijam charisma that I'm sorry, it is valuable. That's why I voted for him. Did I think he had the best dance of the night? No.

47:39Claudia Oshry:No, but like I enjoy myself watching him dance. Like I'd rather watch him like bumble around the dance floor and like make me laugh than Scott's performance, which was so boring. Like I don't really remember. Like I don't want to watch boring.

47:51Jackie Oshry:and Andy is vastly improving which is the point of this show I actually think Scott is getting worse and when I actually thought he was going to do great last night because he said like Wicked is his whole personality he loves Wicked so much and he completely forgot portions of the choreography he was stumbling all over the place he actually I'm sorry like he was worse than Andy

48:08Claudia Oshry:it was his time to go yeah and you can't compare anyone to Andy Andy's time will run out when it's time to get serious but it's not time to get serious there are so many people there who are like not amazing and are not gonna win so like why can't andy stay i mean i look forward to his dances like it's not just about like who's going the hardest and who's doing the best moves like he brings something else to the table i'm so sick of people being like stop pity saving and it's not about pity i'm no i'm enjoying myself although i do think his time has now run out after scott

48:40Jackie Oshry:like i don't know if there's anyone else i would have said danielle fishel but she stepped her

48:44Claudia Oshry:pussy all the way up last night so who no no they say that she stepped her pussy up but like i didn't like see that when i oh wow when i okay so we'll get to that but scott like i also think for the

48:57Jackie Oshry:first time like riley's choreography like wasn't amazing for him and so with the combination of like him really messing up and the choreography not like dazzling me it was his time and he got

49:08Claudia Oshry:such a good song he didn't have like the like he didn't have the love of the fans like nothing he was doing was like motivating people to like get out there and vote for him so when you don't have

49:16Jackie Oshry:the scores like you're gone also what i noticed was like i was just really enjoying the people who were dancing to songs that i knew and he had arguably second best song and it wasn't good enough to like i was blinded by just the good music what did you think was the best song for

49:30Claudia Oshry:the challenge last night defying gravity i actually think even though alex and val i think it was dancing through life was the best song for that dancing with the stars but all that to say like

49:42Jackie Oshry:the more popular songs like you just started with a leg up and he had arguably one of the most popular he had the wizard and i and even that couldn't save him so it was really his time yeah like andy loki unless you know wicked really well you don't know that song one short day in the

49:57Claudia Oshry:emerald and he made it into like one of the best songs like where i was like oh that's a fun one

50:02Jackie Oshry:to have and let me tell you it's really highlighting how good of a pro emma is like she's crushing it

50:07Claudia Oshry:crushing so Scott I'm sorry it was your time it was and that felt right to me like that's how I would have if I could have rigged it like that's what I would have done yeah next we have Alex Earl what is this feeling okay great song great for choreography too um the whole theme was great because all of these songs have built-in choreography yeah right except for melakanama that of course they gave to the postpartum

50:35Jackie Oshry:moment now Alex did so good but and I'm glad somebody said it her choreography was not challenging and I feel like you you said last week and it's so true like Alex has done really good but she didn't need to break out moment um and this really could have been it she crushed it

50:50Claudia Oshry:no no notes but it wasn't hard yeah a lot of them got a little distracted by the set and the you know doing a little bit of the dancing there wasn't a lot of like skill dancing they were a lot of them like just walking around with books and like you know being like theatery which was enjoyable to watch but like I didn't feel like only Alex suffered from that I felt like Elaine

51:12Jackie Oshry:Hendricks the second half of her dance she didn't even dance and it was amazing and I have so she was my best of the night but it's worth mentioning half her dance was just Alan like struggling with his mind and then her up in that thing sorry that it was amazing but she only did half a dance yeah

51:28Claudia Oshry:a lot of them even like Whitney and Robert a little bit like got caught up in like you know putting up on the set and everything and not doing so much like dancing but it was fun to watch and not every night needs to be like the nutcracker Val needs to like put something together for Alex

51:45Jackie Oshry:like something big she's kind of just getting lost in the middle a little bit getting lost I

51:49Claudia Oshry:like forget that she's on the show except for when she's on it's like she's not like a part of it I

51:53Jackie Oshry:can't explain it yeah she's not blowing me away but she's crushing yeah no but it's like when I

51:58Claudia Oshry:think of the show and who's like gonna win I forget that she's there and I'm literally watching I'm watching for her she's the reason I watch I I really I do blame him I don't blame her I think

52:11Jackie Oshry:she does exactly what she's told and she commits herself like really hard to whatever he tells her to do and he needs to like do something challenging and I'm glad somebody I forgot who it was I think it was Carrie Ann who just said like it wasn't that difficult of a dance yeah yeah it was super

52:24Claudia Oshry:cute though it was cute she's always cute yeah next robert irwin and whitney dancing through life this was his best score yet it was so good yeah you're right that that is the best song it's

52:37Jackie Oshry:kind of a sleeper a little bit it's the best song and i loved when derek did it too it's just a song

52:42Claudia Oshry:that makes you want to dance yeah and it's a show about dancing so like yeah this is the best song

52:45Jackie Oshry:for this competition yeah they're a real force i do feel like though um their first dance was so amazing I feel like they've kind of been like chasing that ever since it was like almost too

52:58Claudia Oshry:good to start out yeah but they are hitting it like last week was really good this week was really good she's just so my belief is that it's her like so that's why I don't know like I don't like vote for him um me neither but I love her I love her and I feel like she's really the driving force it would be interesting to see how he did with like a a different partner yeah um but they're adorable and i think they're perfectly matched because like i think they really love each other and have like big sister little brother energy yeah yeah next whitney levitt getting the first 10 of the season with popular with mark these two are so crazy they are they're just like competing

53:40Jackie Oshry:against themselves they don't even like look around she wants to win and she knows she can and she's taking it really seriously they both are and i appreciate that but like i just want her to like loosen up a little bit like she seems really tense oh you think she's just like so wild

53:58Claudia Oshry:like she just has like so much energy it's just like but she's always their dance was amazing there oh their dance was some I'm there's nothing to say the dance also was like I loved the song technically they got a good song they did it well they made it hard like and then she crushed it and last week she really did like get ahead of the music it was kind of a mess and like the

54:19Jackie Oshry:apple um and like seriously I don't think she's ever going to be okay from that like she's so

54:24Claudia Oshry:hard on it's like as much as Whitney could have a bad week like that I guess was it because she's not a bad dancer she's not going to have a bad week but that was less than um this was really amazing and a joy to watch and she deserves to win i think like people don't want her to win

54:38Jackie Oshry:they're mad because she has you know ballroom background dance training everyone like so many

54:45Claudia Oshry:people do every single season we're over that we've moved on yeah they need to either decide

54:49Jackie Oshry:that they're not going to cast people like that or everybody needs to shut up no like and you and

54:52Claudia Oshry:i like used to get really our panties in a twist about it but you just have to you have to move on from it like yeah because i want people like we need to be able to be on the show even hilaria even Elaine who had all that training but like has been like her career was cut short and dance like I think it's still okay because you also you need to crush every week you need to be creative you need to be beloved like it's not just about technicality no it's a 360 thing you need to do the social media like you really have to do all of it yeah next Dylan and Daniella I'm not that girl

55:22Jackie Oshry:what a weird song like for him and that's what I was funny when they were like after the break Dylan and Daniella would be dancing too I'm not that girl and you know how they like wave to the camera daniella was like pointing to him he's not that girl yeah like it was just a weird song it

55:35Claudia Oshry:was weird but they pulled it off you're telling me she's married to pasha they're fucking no no

55:43Jackie Oshry:she's not married to pasha is she married to pasha did i say that yeah yeah yeah she's married to

55:47Claudia Oshry:pasha they be fucking like i'm sorry they're fucking i've never even seen daniella and pasha together i couldn't even imagine it um i know people love these two i know i have no issue with them they're really good but i don't yeah they're not moving me but they just like don't do it for me personally i do think like it's hard to um what was i gonna say i don't know it's not

56:20Jackie Oshry:they're gonna make it i think his biggest competitor is robert irwin they both kind of like have the same vibe leading man

56:30Claudia Oshry:i don't know i just don't like love him but i i don't get it it's okay we don't have to like get everyone and love everyone i again no beef i enjoy them they seem like they're having a good time yeah they make people happy they make each other happy i just like it doesn't while they're fucking it just doesn't do it for me if that's okay with the class um next we have andy richter and emma slater one short day it was adorable they used all elements obviously like his dance

56:59Jackie Oshry:technicality is not the best so they use the extras and the costume and the song and they just it was a show i enjoyed it so much that jackie makes such a good point it's like well yes we could you know criticize everybody for their footwork or whatever it's also about enjoyment and entertainment and that's really what andy provides like i was giggling to myself he's so cute he's having so much on just let him have fun it's not pity it's just like somebody who was so clearly like going to be one of the first ones out is taking this so seriously and is challenging himself and getting better and it's just a joy to watch it is it is and like one day there will be

57:32Claudia Oshry:like just the best people left and i'll be andy's will start to be a drag like okay like this again and that's when it's his time to go but i don't feel that at all right now and it's not his time to go I could go for another week if someone if like one of the like bottom couples like so I would say Danielle and or Jen yeah I hate to say it Jen if they like flop next week like Andy could

57:53Jackie Oshry:have another chance it's true he only max has one week left yeah but you would have thought that about this week like but it goes to show that I think they really consider the fan votes like it

58:05Claudia Oshry:means i actually believe that this show is not rigged me too maybe the winner ultimately is rigged just like based on like n abc's yeah uh priorities but i feel like with the fan votes i feel like they just kind of let it fall where it is i think so too i think it like it calculates a lot yeah someone else who could go home before andy if she fucked up elaine but she did not

58:35Jackie Oshry:fuck up last night no i had chills before i like the defying gravity thing everybody was like gagged over i actually thought before i was i was kind of she dropped she was insane and i love what she gets up to julianne and julianne asks her questions and she's clearly it happens every time she's just so excited that like she accomplished this thing and she gives like a little inspiration i am proof that your dreams are never too late like she always says something like so sweet like she's like I can't believe I just did that I love her she's really good the fact that she's 54 like I'll never get over and I was almost annoyed that she did that stunt because I thought maybe the judges would say that like took away because yeah half the dance she was not dancing she was getting strapped into that thing and then was just like holding the broom and then Alan was doing like his little moment um because before that she was unbelievable it was amazing yeah no I don't think

59:27Claudia Oshry:the judges were gonna be like that was too much I think that they were like in partnership with wicked like they needed these moments and yeah they were not gonna be like you spend too much time doing that it's like wait we did it for your sponsorship promo yeah so um yeah she was really really good but I do feel like she gets good scores and if she got a bad score I don't know if she has as much fan support as like you and I feel towards her no that's fair next Jen and yawn she got her best score yet dancing to as long as you're mine but why were they still being

59:59Jackie Oshry:they're so unnecessarily hard on her outside of her being postpartum they're not taking into a fat into account any of that i feel like every time she gets criticism they're so unnecessarily hard on her oh by the way you could tell alex earl fucking hates carrie ann because carrie ann was like giving her like a little a little criticism with like a jab and alex was just like like not even listening to her she hates her and i'm i feel that um i i i need them to the way that they give like andy a little bit of grace special yeah where there's none of that for jen in addition to them just being really hard on her i thought last night's dance like i didn't see anything

1:00:36Claudia Oshry:wrong with it she had a bad song she got a bad song she did a good job i didn't see any that's how i feel every single week and then her choreography was very good her score is like 32 out of 40 whereas like someone else could have been like 35 or 36 like it's not it's not gonna be number one okay so just like let her be whatever i have no idea like why she's being judged like she's the only one who's actually being judged like based on like so harshly yeah because to me i thought her dance was like on par with alex earls yeah and she did it well yeah yeah i don't know it's pissing me off it's pissing me off too and i really like i just want to give her a hug waiting for it to change yeah so Danielle had her breakthrough moment they say she danced to no good deed and um embraced her dark and moody side with the 36 out of 40 yeah it's I I actually

1:01:26Jackie Oshry:appreciated the criticism last week of like she kind of feels like she does the same thing every week I don't even remember her dances like individually like it's just like Tabanga um and so them doing like a total opposite dark I appreciate it and you know what they were right it did make her stand out she did a very good job I guess they're right that it was like I don't

1:01:44Claudia Oshry:know i was just watching it and i'm like oh i i didn't think it was amazing and i loved her in a top like a slick back bud yeah me too but i just like how did she get a 36 and jen got a 32 i don't know like that to me is just not they they were the same to me agree just like strong didn't blow me away but like did what they were supposed to do agreed next jordan childs nabbing her first 10 And you guys, Jordan Childs is not messing around. What song did she do? She did For Good. It was actually really good.

1:02:15Jackie Oshry:Yes, that's a great song.

1:02:17Claudia Oshry:And he did a good job choreographing it and the set and everything. And the way to close out the night. I feel like she's kind of like a dream star to get if you're a pro, right?

1:02:28Jackie Oshry:She's not necessarily a dancer. But all the things that are involved, like the lifts. I think a lot of people struggle, especially in the beginning, with like the physicality of having to work out so hard. They're so sore the first couple of weeks. With Jordan, like this is nothing, you know?

1:02:42Claudia Oshry:Yeah. No, but like she's just become a beautiful dancer. And she got tens just like Whitney did. Like she's really, they're one and two at this point.

1:02:53Jackie Oshry:Yeah, so Jordan and Whitney. Robert. Yeah, do you think they'll put two guys in and Dylan? Why not? I don't know, because they're literally the same.

1:03:04Claudia Oshry:Yeah. I feel like two guys and two girls, like, that would be ideal for them.

1:03:08Jackie Oshry:That means no Alex in the top four. And right now, I just don't feel like Val is choreographing her for the top four.

1:03:14Claudia Oshry:Alex versus Dylan. That's the fourth spot. Right?

1:03:17Jackie Oshry:We're not forgetting anyone, are we?

1:03:21Claudia Oshry:Like, Elaine, but. No. Yeah.

1:03:25Jackie Oshry:Because as it gets closer, like, you're real fans. It starts to matter. And I don't think Elaine has, like, a huge following.

1:03:31Claudia Oshry:Yeah. And it's, like, all of them are operating at tens. Like, true tens.

1:03:34Jackie Oshry:Yeah. Real tense. Elaine being, I mean, Chessie being there every week is like so sweet.

1:03:40Claudia Oshry:Yeah. No, I'm obsessed with them.

1:03:41Jackie Oshry:I'm obsessed. It was a great casting.

1:03:44Claudia Oshry:And I do like how it's going to be like final four and then, you know, and then just the winner. Because I want to see like my, like Elaine and Andy, like make it to the finale. Like be there for most of the show. But then we'll have one or two episodes where it's serious business.

1:04:00Jackie Oshry:Yeah, I agree. So. That's your Dancing with the Stars recap. That's your show. Thank you so much for listening to the Toast on the Monday morning show where we deliver the fast-sized stories that you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube. So if you're watching us on YouTube, please don't forget to subscribe to this video. Thumbs up. We're also available as podcasts and web podcasts. We found that Spotify, YouTube, Stitcher, Public Radio, I-R-Cast. Talk to the place of the video. Podcasts. We found that this Toast on the Fast-Side. We made a beautiful setting and wickedly talented.

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