Mr. and Mrs. Property: Friday, October 10th, 2025

0:20I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Friday. Hope everybody's having a pargelicious entree to the weekend. Doesn't feel for me quite like a Friday yet because I just picked up and moved my family out west. Very Oregon Trail style. It's giving like a Wednesday so I'm not mad. It's just like I can't believe it's Friday. When I had to write down my Queenie and Weenie I was like oh okay. I didn't move my family out west and it still doesn't feel like a Friday to me. I don't know why today feels... So it's not just like a feeling for people who move their families out west? No, no, no.

0:51I feel like it's also for people who are sat where they are, whose week was actually quite ordinary. It just doesn't feel like a Friday, let alone a Friday leading into a long weekend. Yeah, let's talk about just like a little bit of a housekeeping update. There is no episode Monday. Oh, why? Because we respect national holidays. Now, Monday's national holiday is a little murky. If you're celebrating Columbus Day, you're celebrating Indigenous Peoples Day. I'm celebrating all of it. I'm going to tell you, I don't give a fuck. I'm celebrating whatever gets me the day off from work. I think we should have two days off, one for Columbus and then one for indigenous peoples.

1:26I will celebrate all of that. I love that idea. Let's start writing up the legislation. I think that would be really beautiful. I would like to thank Columbus and the indigenous folks for giving me Monday off. I love you all. And you know what? I actually shout out to the indigenous because I feel like for a while Columbus Day was like, no, you're all coming into the office. It kind of was losing its power. Severity. Yeah. Yeah. As one of the bank holidays. And then the indigenous were like, well, actually, maybe we should rebrand it. And you know what? I'm with them. Well, actually, what if it was about us?

1:58Right. Not the indigenous and making it about themselves. Yeah. But like getting people, getting people to take it seriously again. I'm so here for it. I respect the indigenous and their like right to be taken seriously. And so however we got here, I'm just so glad. I really need that Monday off this time around. Like I am clinging to that day. I have scheduled like so many pargy bangs for myself. I really need it. Yeah. And then it's like we get we start with Tuesday's episode and then that night we have Dancing with the Stars. So like it's just next week's going to be amazing. Yeah. We're just like kicking off the week with a bang.

2:33Yeah. So can I tell you two things I forgot to pack that have like actually been ruining my life? Sure. And it's funny how when you go to a new place and you order on Amazon, like when I go to your house I can order something on Amazon and it will be there in three hours it's actually crazy I'm New York's getting better they have a lot of like same day delivery like Los Angeles like there's not a warehouse here for miles because I forgot my breast pump charger which has single handedly been the worst thing to ever happen to me I currently have a clog okay and I'm not blaming the charger I'm just saying well does your breast pump still have battery it has one bar left so I've just been like really scarce yeah so and obviously that contributed to the clog then I brought my Amazon fire stick so I could like plug into the TV and have all of my programs to watch Chancing with the Stars um forgot the remote so it's like I have a full-blown fire stick I can't even turn it on I have a breast pump I can't use it and I ordered these items three days ago Bezos do better and in Los Angeles it's not like it's not giving tech capital maybe they have a different thing like maybe like Walmart same day delivery like pops off out there yeah no I've been instacarting target same day delivery quite a bit um target doesn't have a spectrum they had spectrum oh and also one of my flanges broke in the suitcase they had the flanges at the uh target so I was able to get that but they did not have a v12 power cord understood and you don't have any mama friends in LA who have that put the call out to put the call out to be clear I got here I realized it and I ordered it immediately and it's still not here it's just what is this well if anyone knows in LA who has a spectrum charger which if you if you've breastfed then you definitely have one um reach out to our girl she's in need well mine's coming today so like thanks but no thanks oh do not reach out to our girl do not come no and in general like do not come do not reach out you know just like and that's are your la me in la that's just la people reaching out to you do you feel like overwhelmed with outreach ben is you know trying to do and see and be everywhere all at once he's like we're in LA and I'm telling you he's gonna end up cracked down on the street like he's gonna kind of get caught up in the Hollywood of it all and just it's gonna be bad because he's already like okay well we have to go to this party and then this for Halloween and this xy like please are you going to like a party Halloween like I actually am the one I can't the one no no no no you have no like it's not it's it's not it's not public facing it's not public facing oh wow can't wait to hear more yeah well I've already had a full day now that we're on PT I actually went shopping this morning oh my god that's insane to like shop before you podcast I'm wiped out but I didn't actually buy anything yet just looking just wanting to like get inspired I feel like I've been out of the loop a little bit you know I have some some events coming up like my birthday and I just wanted to like get inspired events like you know okay sorry not like parties like occasions in which I need to shower myself in gifts oh oh very different okay because I thought you were like events events I want to go to events invite me to your events uh yeah but you know what I have a closet I like I actually have stuff yeah for those set events but not to shower myself in gifts so I was just you know perusing this morning perusing uh but yeah no it definitely was a tiresome task oh my god she's exhausted I know this time is like really a crazy I didn't realize how much my energy changes like in this stage of pregnancy like in the wee hours of the morning and how like the decline just starts so soon well I appreciate you working with me in my Pacific time and I think Ben appreciates it more of course he does because it was hard not to make myself my queenie of the week because I'm such a queen for like I said being moving my family out west like I'm on the Oregon Trail yeah but you're not your queenie of the week no and actually I'm feeling a little conflicted about my weenie of the week because there is something that is like so weenie like same like go for it what's the what's holding you back what's holding me back is that it's like a, it's not a celebrity.

6:50It's like a private citizen-ish. Oh. Ish. But like this private citizen like posted something online like for the masses. Oh, she entered into the public sphere. Right, thus stepping into the arena. And I feel like I kind of have to give it to her. Sorry, I'm going to do it. But I do, if I get nervous, I have a backup. Oh, okay. That's like so boring and like, ah. Color me intrigued. Yeah. Ah. Ah. um so other than that house los angeles have you been to air one yet no i haven't been grocery shopping yesterday while ruby was napping he like went shopping for us and he was i don't know where he went i just know that like i walked out and there was food everywhere so i was good food like prepared food i feel like la has good like groceries groceries for the for the house and when ben got in bed he was eating this like little air one chocolate and i said did you fucking go to air one bitch that's like not grocery shopping first of all that's like an excursion without me because I said like I do want to go to Erewhon and film like a TikTok and he didn't he said like they sell Erewhon brand like snacks out he went to Whole Foods oh he's already started lying it's the first sign it's the first sign of the drugs something I'm noticing about LA like you will not see plastic bottles everywhere you go they've got these green little bitches Mountain Valley yeah I have Mountain Valley you guys Claudia and I are cutting down on our microplastics like Jackie told me that the average American and let me tell you i love plastic like i'm not one of these freaky deaky like plastic paper plastic plastic fork plastic straw plastic cup plastic bottle plastic make my life easier like i don't give a fuck okay but then jackie told me that the average american's eating a whole credit card a week and i was like yeah something about the credit card like really i'm like holy shit and it's that going to my breast milk and it's like these little shards so you know what i'm so i'm microplastic free yeah i've been off microplastics for a few days now i don't feel a difference i wonder how long it takes to detox I feel like 30 days I have been off microplastics for a few days now and I want to tell you I've never felt worse but I think that's more my clog oh clog like I have sympathy pangs this clog like not to make everything about the clog but oh my god no when I was nursing with Harry like I was starting to get like a clog a week no yeah and and that was when it was the end of my run like oh I can't live like that yeah it's so painful I there was like a couple days where I couldn't even come into work I was like so in pain like it was horrible I don't know if you have like a level 10 pain I've had a couple of clogs and they vary like in in pain but I'm usually able to get them out I'm sorry I'm jumping right to Ben sucking it out like I don't care I'm not gonna be like I don't even know if that works all the time it's my the thing about clogs is like every time you have one you have to try like you have 10 different things and one of them will work and you don't know which one it was that time yeah so up until this point like the two or three that I've had have successfully been sucked out by my husband and last night we sucked sucked sucked didn't work I've been nursing so much didn't work um and now I'm starting to feel like physically sick which is like really not good um so I need to work on that today yeah I don't even know what to tell you you have to do like everything hot and cold I know I know I'm just like so lazy I'd almost have to just like live with the pain than like soak my tit in Epsom salt you know what I mean yeah and then also oh yeah have you tried haka with epsom salt and water no that one like sometimes works it's so weird but also I have a haka here you don't oh you don't like the haka no but I'm like off that like milk collection thing you know yeah sometimes you just need to like wait it like ignore it wait it out and really like in time it will go away right oh right I don't know I don't think so I think you could like go to the hospital no well you could get mastitis but you could get mastitis in the first hour like I just think like sometimes it like has to sort itself out and there's really nothing you could do it's a real misery like I'm really sorry you're going through that that's okay like I said you know I'm just a woman on the Oregon Trail at least I'm not dying of dysentery no I love your trail Oregon I love your Bruno Bruno um I'm ready to dive into the stories but I'm not I don't want to rush you tell me and we kind of have a crazy episode today and I'm not gonna lie like I do feel rushed just like being on pacific time like I feel you know I know like we can't have no office dilly dally because we want to get the episode up and so I feel rushed like I'm just gonna admit it that's how I'm feeling okay so that's another thing we could blame Ben for Jackie's feeling rushed I would love that I will love it.

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18:08So yesterday, a trailer dropped for a new film by A24 and Charlie XCX called The Moment. Kylie is featured in it alongside a lot of other actors and such. I did not watch the trailer because it said it could cause seizures. so like the kardashians recent obsession with like penetrating hollywood from like an acting perspective is not something i'll genuinely understand um we've talked about this many time how like acting seems horrible and if you're a billionaire like why would you do that and if you are gonna enter the world of film and you're literally dating like the biggest movie star in the world why are you doing it with charlie xcx like no tea no shade but tea and shade what the hell does charlie xcx know about making a movie i don't know but a24 seems to know a lot like they're kind of like the go-to studio they're not my cup of tea all the time but like no they're very gen z they're the buzzy new studio on the block i don't know like the whole vibes i know everybody's obsessed with rachel sanat and like fun fact about me i have no idea who that is but she's like always being pushed like i see her everywhere she's got a show coming out on hbo people love her personally i'm not familiar um and so i don't love that like kylie's entree into acting which I don't need mind you like why don't you get back to the cosmetic studio and put on a bronzer you know but her entree into acting like it's gonna be with this group of people I don't know I just don't get it no the more she like digs into this group and like this side of Hollywood like the more I'm having a hard time I know and I actually don't get it like why couldn't she have a cameo in like Marty McFly or whatever's coming out soon there were so many think she should have been in Barbie like if she wanted to she could have been in Willy Wonka with Timothy yeah yeah like there are so many different ways like I just I don't it's not really for me but again I didn't watch the trailer did you watch the trailer no but there are also people who like stan A24 I don't know I've never heard of like a music studio I'm sorry a movie studio that like has fans you know yeah and so people just wait oh it's an A24 movie oh yeah Does that mean something?

20:10Yes. And so this must be really thrilling for the A24 fans. But do you think the A24 fans are also like diehard Kylie fans? Because I could see them not being. No, I don't think they fuck with Kylie. Kylie's like too mainstream, you know? Yeah, yeah. A24 is like fringe and edgy. I don't know. It's not for me. Jackie, you know what was an A24 movie? The Julia Fox one. Sure. But you know what else? The lobster. baby girl okay exactly i know uh the gems richest gemstones yes no no no the julia fox one with gems it was oh adam sandler uncut gems uncut gems yes that's my but i didn't see it or anything so good jobs exactly that's uh the extent of my knowledge as speaking of though um kardashians and acting the trailer for kim's show like did drop oh yeah um she's wearing a pantsuit what did you think the show like looks like an objectively good show like just like legal drama high power divorce lawyers fighting it out and i love the concept like i get it it looks good knock it looks good it looks good in spite of her yes because even if she did the best job ever it's like why is kim kardashian i'm just like watching kim she's far too famous i talk about this all the time she is far too famous to be believed as anything other than kim kardashian it's like kim kardashian's not a lawyer well actually and someone was like chalking trash to her in the trailer i'm like you can't say that to her yeah who are you yeah so it actually looks like a good show but like not even because my fave is in it but like in spite of the fact that my fave is in it it's giving lipstick jungle a great show now i don't know what those bitches in lipstick jungle actually did for work do they work in a magazine or something women right they just like went to work every day unclear what they were doing at work but they were like pushing paper around i loved that show so i love to see like women in business it's giving ugly baddie like there's I think there's actually potential for this show but yeah Kim being in it and this goes back to what we were saying like what is with the Kardashians obsession with like being actors I don't know it's so unnecessary like if I was a billionaire and like I sold my businesses and like what everything Kim's doing is like great you know skims what why would you want to act like long days on set to make three dollars compared to what you make when you like launch a lipstick I don't get it I don't get it either but to each their own so if this movie looks exciting to you like i'm excited for you oh yeah not to like yuck everyone's yums if you're excited about this like i'm genuinely happy for you confused by you but also happy for you confused by you yeah yeah um are you ready for our next story which is some crazy news that broke this morning that real housewives of potomac star wendy osefo and her husband eddie have been arrested for felony fraud 15 15 counts so real housewives of potomac star wendy by the way you're breaking this news for me like i've not heard this and when i thought you were about to say Wendy Osef I'm like oh what did she do and her husband I'm like oh they're getting divorced like no I did not know where that sentence was going they were arrested for fraud the Carroll County Sheriff's Office in Westminster Maryland tells page six the married couple was taken into custody Thursday but is in the process of being released after each placing$50 ,000 bond Wendy faces 15 total charges including seven felony false misleading info fraud in excess of$300 seven misdemeanor on false misled info fraud in excess of$300 and a misdemeanor charge of a false statement to an officer per the Carroll County Sheriff's Office public information officer.

23:48I mean in excess of$300 could literally be any amount. Could be$301. Oh or it could be$300 ,000. Oh I thought it was below$300 ,000. No no no. Oh okay because I'm like oh I'm like someone's coming for Wendy this feels like she's being targeted. I understand now. Okay I misunderstood. said um okay this is so crazy I also just feel like it's not crazy that like a housewife finds herself in legal trouble it actually is just sort of a rite of passage but it's very rare that it happens twice in one franchise it's like there's always like you know it's the Jen Shah of Salt Lake it's the Teresa of Jersey but Karen Huger just got out of jail yeah I think it's the first time it's been like a double no and also what's crazy is that they've been arrested like there's a mugshot you know a lot of people have like legal troubles or like financial tax troubles and it's different and it just starts to be like a process of lawsuits and whatnot in court but like to go to jail immediately the women the women are gonna eat this off she's still on the show i've fallen off so much i've fallen off of a lot of housewives too wait let me see is let me ask chat

24:57she was a good housewife so i feel like she was is wendy still a real housewife of potomac and they don't say former says real housewife she i agree it was a very good housewife actually really liked her yes as of now she's listed as a main cast member on potomac however there's a complication because as of october 25 her and her husband were arrested on fraud charges as of two hours ago five minutes ago that's so crazy i'm in shock yeah yeah now i need to know more obviously because this is feeling oddly reminiscent did she like it sounded like she didn't fraud the government like teresa she like frauded people um very jen shaw coded or banks right very chrissy coded yeah i'm sure more will more will emerge that's just the information that we have right now they're being released though on bond and being a housewife is like such a curse it can be for some people some people like you know brings it back from the dead bethany kim's also a clear man but some people it's just like truly a curse yeah well we have to find out what she did i don't know what she did yeah they're gonna they're gonna need to be a little bit more clear yeah i'll wait for like one of those bravo accounts like read the documents and tell me what it's about like hulu documentary like the osephos i was being such a bravo blogger this morning ben drove me to work and on our way to work he was like stopping to get coffee at this place and we drove past sir and i was like oh my god it's so funny and ben like pulled over right after that he pulled it parked right in front of something about her they're literally like two doors down from one another um and then we drove right past pump and tom tom i literally went on like a bravo and i was like taking pictures being like such a bravo blogger how did everything look you know it had that Lisa Vanderpump like run down vibe like everything sir looks seriously like it's been foreclosed for 20 years because it just has okay Bruno Bruno just like vomited is he okay yeah no he was clearing his throat he said like just in case I have another chewy ad like I'm ready mom very Ben's offer of him clearing his throat put me in um all of her properties like look like seriously deceased like inoperable but they you open you go inside and they're like fully operable and really beautiful but on the outside maybe that's also just like an LA thing like everything like looks dirty and grungy perhaps like sir actually looks like it was like destroyed in a fire years ago and never touched but we have been to sir like in past years did it look the same as it always did yes it lost its luster no it definitely it looks the same oh okay that's good and something about her something about her you know was boarded up but it was also early I don't think they opened up yeah like closed that's not boarded like closed permanently no like closed okay just like i don't think anybody's eating a sandwich at 9 a.m got it um so but i poked my head in saw a couple of throw pillows cute yeah just had a busy morning you had a busy morning so did i i know mornings mornings we're morning people now and meetings meetings meetings mornings mornings mornings are you ready for our next story some more movie news movie news bradley cooper will star in an oceans 11 prequel with margot robbie like this just feels like the most obvious headline i feel like i've read it like it's obvious new information but like they're not already bradley cooper though was he in the original they're not already in an oceans movie both of these people like now it makes sense that they're getting one it's a prequel it will take place before the 2001 heist comedy oceans 11 which starred george clooney matt damon Brad Pitt and Julia Roberts but not Bradley Cooper no no no I mean he would have been 12 but yeah right but how is it a prequel when he's like older now than they were in the original is he much older now like maybe he's kind of right around the same age or he's playing different characters like he might be playing a different character do you think Jennifer Lawrence hates Margot Robbie no I really feel like there's space for both of them and they're both doing just fine no they're both doing just fine for sure i was just wondering like i was just being toxic sorry but yeah she also could have been in this movie like there's just like an interchangeable and the thing about the oceans franchise is like it's pretty good and it hasn't been fucked up yet like even though no even when they did the one for girls i was like you know what that's good the girly one i enjoyed it i did too i think that it was good for women in the sense that like women could also do an oceans movie because i know some people thought that like women's couldn't do oceans movies women's couldn't do it and that like women's couldn't rob but women's could rob so i think that was really strong for women and so yeah until they like fuck up this franchise like keep going all the movies like are really good i like a heist movie it's not sad yet and they haven't like beat the horse dead it's still fine yeah yeah actually that women one was really good then Rihanna yeah it's good Anne Hathaway you know what that begs the question what in the world happened to Awkwafina don't you feel like there was like a couple of year period where it was like Awkwafina this Awkwafina that like Awkwafina was everywhere yeah but I one that just like happens when you are everywhere all at once but also I feel like she's sort of like settled in her career now like she's really like a working actress which is what's crazy rich asians on the plane too so good so good john chu i didn't realize john m chu excuse me we're coming up on like wicked for good stupid title uh yeah agreed wicked for good i saw a headline about it today about like john m chu doing with for good i'm like so what was the first one called just wicked wicked and then this is wicked for good why are you saying it like that like for good there's no like there's no rule of how i have to say it it's supposed to be said like wicked for good for good i have been changed for good for good morning millennials i've been changed for good for good and you better believe it um yeah it almost is wicked season where everybody's gonna be like so annoying myself included like i love the movie i just like it's kind of how i feel about taylor swift like obsessed with taylor swift obsessed with what she does but like the way people act around her like is really just like you want to enjoy it by yourself like in a room by yourself in a vacuum yeah like it's the fanfare that bothers you the fanfare makes me like hate the thing even though wicked is so good yeah yeah but it's like the collabs everybody getting dressed up thinking they're like special you're not yeah the tiktoks right no that i like i can't lie which ones like a comet pulled from orbit as it passes the sun is that a trend we need we need to talk about kind of something major about us what do we do now it's not what we did it's almost what we're not gonna do

32:05halloween yeah halloween is really um it could happen not like i we probably won't be podcasting together on Halloween right but I think that it's okay it's not like we had an idea yet one we did it and I'm not worried like I will put Ben to work too I expect that Ben will do it and like he's so excited that as far as an understudy I think it's great I think it will bring like a freshness to toast for sure it's just the first time ever yeah but I'm not upset I think it'll be good I think it'll be great but like that's kind of our thing I know but I am excited for the potential because you guys could you could do siblings but you could also do like a married couple like it just opens up more um now ben has like literally begged me already to do jeffrey and aina and i'm just letting you know i'm not fucking doing it one because we already dressed up as them whereas ben was aina and i was jeffrey yeah um that would have been good like we already did it oh should i do it and then we can cut this out well now it's too late no no no but we could talk about like how it would have been good and if it's if your heart's not in it like you really have to like be the one driving it but i just want to say like everyone would have loved that okay by the way so maybe we just bleep what i said yeah we'll put bleeps or we'll cut or like no no or if we leave it in people will think like okay of course they're not doing it and then if you do it people will be surprised we'll see we'll decide after if this whole conversation gets cut okay um but what should bed night be for halloween sound off in the comments so exciting so much potential we'll really miss you dearly i'll enjoy watching it it may be like if you're you could just like get dressed up and like take a picture yeah i might like i might be able to join i don't really know right but we're preparing for all eventualities of course we're extremely prepared yes our fourth story i don't know if you've seen this but i'm kind of obsessed because zoe de chanel and her property brother of course i saw it jonathan scott's new york city home uh was featured in architectural digest which that was new york city yeah right it was enormous i thought it was like a palatial estate in los angeles are you sure new york city i don't know what neighborhood but it was an abandoned office building so i recently started following architectural digest on instagram and i have to say two things about it it is so enhanced in my life like i really enjoy it but also they're so thirsty being like here's a celebrity's house shop our dupes using our affiliate links like it's getting desperate and also like they used a designer for their house and they're like it was an 80 100 designer like as if like they part no no by the way no you're wrong so 80 100 I've actually learned a lot about like 80 100 is when you're an interior designer and you make that list it is like the biggest stamp of approval yeah so when architectural digest like uh features your house and then your designer was also ad 100 it's a nice synergy but it's not like it's not a scam no I didn't think it was a scam I just felt like they were trying to be like yeah yeah we like him too he's 8100 like that anything oh giving desperate yeah like giving like hey look at me he's 80 yeah I'm telling you they're desperate they couldn't talk about the designer without saying he's 8100 now this house was amazing I have so much to say about it I'll actually pull up the feature we can look through the photos together but it was just a reminder that zombie de chanel married a property brother it is by far the craziest pop culture crossover in history and the fact that they like started dating and it wasn't just like a funny kooky thing like they got married it's giving like sarah and wells from the bachelor yeah and then of course like he's a contractor by trade and like that's his job but he's also like a tv contractor but seeing this project and like the high level that he contracted at for his home with his movie star wife um was really really impressive and she was also talking about how he used like a lot of his chops and his contacts and like being married to a contractor is like so pargy but it's just like funny how he's not just a tv contractor like things he built that this house is insanely beautiful that ad like features very elevated to the shit he does on hgtv like not to be a bitch but it's like small and ugly compared to this yeah no but it's just like more like relatable and affordable cutter and this was just like on another level and i also feel like architectural digest they feature like tons of celebrities everyone has nice style but a lot of people have like very similar style like very modern very yes you know warm woods and beige and whatever's like trending right now which is beautiful the trends are beautiful but i have not seen a feature like this in a while of something that was like unique because plenty of people do unique and it's like fucking weird ugly unique and unreal like beautiful the photos are insane um like so colorful so really you're right like the polar opposite of every celebrity's house and yes like he put his whole contract to see into this one like i i didn't know he was i know he's a property brother and a contractor by trade but like i did not know he could operate at this level yeah yeah like he's gorgeous he did his big one um so they did a video taking everyone on the tour like every room is just more special than the next like moldings on moldings details on details like between the designer the 8100 designer and um the property brother himself and zoe because this really feels like zoe's taste personality like the quirky if he were built if like property were building his own house i don't know that it would look like this um right if she was building her own house it would look like this it just might have been like a different contractor if he weren't her husband but the fact that he got this job done like damn i'm impressed a hundred percent it's so gorgeous and i can't believe that this is in new york i never would have pegged them those people who lived in New York.

37:38They're so bizarre. Like just. They are so weird. No, but in a good way. They're just so unexpected. And like, of course, they're going to have a beautiful home. Like she's a movie star and he's a contractor. But like, right. They're just like it was above and beyond. I was really, really impressed. I feel like everyone was because I keep seeing. I don't follow either of them. I actually don't even follow architectural digest and I keep seeing the content. I feel like it's really going viral. Like everyone is really like taken with this apartment. You should check it out. it's insanely gorgeous we sound like we work for architectural digest but we literally don't it's it's just it's shocking how different and and really beautiful it is and then it's just a reminder that these two not only like dated but are married and they have built a life together a home the part means like really a fusion of the two of them and that's it's true like his skills her style and quirkiness his craftsmanship her florals it's really um really cute maybe I'll follow AD now you're saying it's a good follow I do but just be prepared to be spammed with a lot of affiliate links well I like to shop yeah it's actually so true Jackie's gonna be like their number one customer on their shop my account yeah as long as they're giving me the goods like and it's you know my style the thing is it's not all my style digest is not it's like very abstract no but I think it's very colorless I think it should be like all styles it is actually it is and if so every once in a while like it will be my style yeah yeah or at least just like impressive and something to behold different something new yeah anyways mazel to the properties zoe and jonathan property yeah and like justice for the other property well you know there's a third property brother that's like not famous yeah but there's also a second one right Right.

39:29Left behind. What's his name? Well, which one is she married to? Jonathan. Drew. Drew Property? Drew Property, yeah. The Property Brethren. What is his last name? I honestly don't even want to know. Scott. Scott. To me, it's Property because they're the Property Brothers. Just like we're the Ashtray sisters. Drew and Jonathan Property. Mrs. Zoe Property. Zoe Property, yeah. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? It's a little book news. A little book tech news. A little book club tech news. Okay. I don't think you've heard it. Reese Witherspoon's book club has partnered with WhatsApp for chats about books.

40:19So Reese Witherspoon's monthly book club has teamed up with WhatsApp. This is like such a fifth and final on a Friday story. Totally. to connect with more of its readers globally. With the partnership, Reese's Book Club members can use the private messaging app to chat through the latest book club selections, exchange voice notes, and discuss plot theories with other readers. Okay, that was cute until voice notes. Because, like, they're all strangers, you know? No, this is honestly so sick. Like, this is so fucking cool. They're all strangers in a chat. But Hello Sunshine's SVP of Brands and Strategic Partnerships said Reese's Book Club has become a cultural force, curating books that bring joy and champion women's voices whatsapp gives our community the space to stay connected share their love of reading and turn book moments into lasting relationships so it's a facebook group which like the redheads already had one without the toxicity well we already have one at the redheads so like been there done that yeah welcome reese welcome to the 21st century we've been here yeah i guess like i get it and the thing is like reese hello sunshine like they're worth over a billion dollars like purchased by black rock so like we can make fun of them all we want but like one thing they did that yeah and i think it's cute like for community books chat it is like until you know it turns into like some sort of like it always every remember when they said like taylor swift launched an app like but back in her lover era like her flop era was like a swifty app and it turned just like a neo-nazi platform she had to shut it down and then like you know it can turn in like to antifa like that's what's gonna happen yeah it's gonna be a whatsapp it's gonna this one sounds like reese's like like really crazy like female like almost like toast Facebook energy like toxic women I feel like it could stink of that honestly I agree good luck to you guys online forums like one thing about Reese I know like you know more than me but I do know a lot about the internet like I just wouldn't recommend getting into like online community building yeah no um I would agree and then there's like people's phone numbers are like just right there right so much information and the voice note feature and a lot of people also like put their like whatsapp i don't use it a lot but people like really use it as their primary messaging platform and you have like a profile you put a picture like with you and your kids it's like almost like facebook kind of so i don't know it's a lot of information to give to a bunch of randos like to talk about a book but i do the thing about reading is like i love to talk about it with people so like yeah i guess it could be fun if it's kept pure i don't have a lot of hope big if don't have a lot of hope so let's dive into our final segment of the week, Queenie and Weenie of the Week, where every Friday, Jackie and I like to, you know, wrap up the week with a bow, take a look back at a glance at what happened this week, and give out two awards, Queenie of the Week and Weenie of the Week.

42:55Queenie of the Week is just like what it sounds like. Were you a Queenie this week? You might be Queenie of the Week. Were you Weenie of the Week? You might be Weenie of the Week. We're going to start positive with Queenie. Jackie, who is your Queenie? My Queenie, I don't know if my Queenie is even in the room with us today, but it's Daniel from Dear Media. My Queenie is also Daniel from Dear Media. He is not in the room with us today oh but I spoke to him this morning and he was like living for his like new online persona he's like everybody knows like I'm Daniel will he be back next week do you think like yes turns Carolina's here she's part delicious um we are we're swapping like Josh will be here Caitlin yeah I'm just kind of like I have a lot of producers because I have a huge show here at dear media there's a lot to produce there's a lot of production that needs to be done so while today but let me tell you Daniel was in here like up until we were chit-chatting like he's so swirly like right up until he's probably so sad to miss the episode he'll have to listen later he was also my queenie of the week okay so then he's totally the queenie he's the unanimous queenie and I have decided to speak my truth on my weenie I'm gonna do my weenie first because I feel like our weenies might be related so I just want to like get mine out first and then you can dig in on the specificity of yours because my weenie is the entire city of Denver okay that was about to be my weenie until I found this one and what they put forth on love is blind this season it's really not looking good um for the people of Denver and I think I wouldn't even want to single out one person in the cast because I think that they've all really contributed to um the concerning nature of Denver's portrayal on love is blind this season and the Denver board of tourism like should actually put a stop like this will have a negative impact send a cease and desist to netflix like you can't play the rest of these episodes so mine is of the same nature i saw a tiktok this morning that pissed me off so much and it's super viral and yes it was made by like not a famous person so normally i wouldn't make them weenie of the week but i'm sorry the girl who made this tiktok is my weenie of the week she entered into the arena the funny thing is her username is big wiener energy okay okay she made a tiktok and it was supposed to be like you know always when they have a new season of some reality she'll be like i knew him and he It was mean to me in high school.

45:05People love to make their bones. And increasingly, people have used it as a ploy for followers, a ploy for engagement. And the crimes that they're accusing these people of are less and less. And in this particular video, what she accuses, so this girl, I'm going to play for you guys. She says she went on a couple of dates with the guy, Joe, who's on the season of Love is Blind. And here's what happened. Not even my favorite guy. Not even someone I feel compelled to defend. But now I do. To be clear, I'm not 100 % sure if he's the one who's with Annie or Madison. I don't even know who Joe is. Madison, spoiler alert.

45:36Okay. So I live in Denver, and about a year and a half, maybe two years ago, I went on a couple dates with Joe from Love is Blind, and he, at the time, like, ultimately broke things off of me because he wasn't ready for a relationship. At least that's what he told me. He made... Whoa. The difference between a year and a half and two years in the context of this is actually a very big difference. You should probably just, like, let us know. That's a big six-month difference. Continue. I'm just going to rewind 10 seconds. Okay. About a year and a half, maybe two years ago, I went on a couple dates with Joe from Love is Blind and he at the time like ultimately broke things off of me because he wasn't ready for a relationship.

46:10At least that's what he told me. He maybe just didn't like me, whatever. I just think it's so funny because at the time they would have just been like casting and beginning filming this season of Love is Blind. So dude was literally telling girls that he was dating. I don't know if he was dating other girls, but he was telling me that he wasn't ready for a relationship. Meanwhile, like, I don't know, maybe two, three months later, he was getting engaged after he said he wasn't ready for a relationship again he probably just didn't like me and that was his excuse but i think it's hilarious lock him up so i have so many thoughts on why this makes this girl the biggest weenie of the week well yeah because we're all just like well it sounds like he didn't like you and he just tried to let you down in like a non-offensive way of course and since when when you break up with someone you have to be like so completely honest like that's actually hurtful saying i'm not ready for a relationship it's actually the nice thing to do like whatever he was thinking he probably was not a match and that's totally fine so like you coming on here being like well and then he signed up for a show where he's supposed to get engaged and it's like oh my god the guy who went on reality tv is maybe not really wanted to get married maybe just wants to be on reality tv like grow up and i don't even like this guy jumping out over here defending him and the comments are like girl i'm so sorry that happened to this man is not safe no safe but it's really like exposing oneself because anyone who hears i opened the comments and i was so ready for everybody to be on my side oh my god no they were like girl like i heard this happened to a friend of mine too but like anyone who hears that it's like okay he obviously was trying to let you down easy and tell you something that you wouldn't take personally offensive like that's something that you don't meet the one and then say I'm not ready like you but you can say that like if you just want to give someone the boot he didn't ghost her it's what you say it's it's a thing to say that it makes it to the person doesn't have to like look inward and be like oh what was wrong with me no he should be like I don't like you and you're not funny and this and that no and the trope of like somebody getting famous and then people from their past like coming forward you You know, it used to happen a lot on The Bachelor.

47:59And actually when it did happen, because it was less frequent, it was kind of like a bombshell they would reveal. It was always like in People Magazine. Now it's taken its form like on TikTok where anybody that's ever met this person has an experience that it's less than flattering. They go and they attempt to destroy this person. And that person is like the victim. I'm sorry. Literally this man did absolutely nothing to you. You, in my opinion, are not a villain now making this TikTok, like trying to make your bones off of what? Like people hating him? Weenie of the century. Right. Also, just timeline wise, even if what she's saying is true and she's like, and so he's telling girls.

48:31I mean, I don't know if he was seeing other girls. Oh, right. So she keeps making these accusations. So you just made that. Well, he might have just said that because he didn't like me. Yes, entirely possible. Well, he might have not been dating other girls. Yes, entirely possible. All of her caveats are beyond important. Right. She like threw it out there like he's saying this to a bunch of girls a few months before going on a serious dating show. But like, actually, we only know that he said it to you. And and what's the few months? Is it two months or it could be eight months? like is it a year and a half or is it two years like it's kind of important these little details if you're going to make like huge accusations so like he went on a couple dates with you it didn't work out and then six months later starts this show right or longer than that or shorter than that or shorter starts a show to like try and meet someone she said that they went he told her he wasn't ready for a relationship around the time that they started casting so that three months later he ends up getting engaged because he got on the show yeah and okay so let's Let's say he just wanted to be on the show.

49:27That's like everyone. Why is that? Is that some big drama? Right. That's just in the world we live in. Like, aren't we over that? Like, not here for the right reasons. Nobody is. I think that you could also just like be there for both reasons. Like, I would love to find. Yeah. I would love to find my soulmate if that happens from the show. I'm like very open to it. That would be awesome. If that doesn't happen, I don't expect that it will happen because the odds of that happening are really slim. It would be fun to be on TV and get followers. like well and let's not also discount how important integral to the enjoyment and entertainment of the show the people who are not there for the right reasons are like that's what we're all talking about always it's not the people who like you know are in love we're like great we're happy for you we're always talking about like the crazy people the people who clearly like aren't into their partner that's what makes the tv interesting so they're i'm so over that whole like they're not here for the right reasons like moving in that way he's not even being that interesting his crime is not that he doesn't want to get married it's that he doesn't want to get married to madison to this girl right uh but I think it's like very normal for someone to go on the show like wishing and hoping that it works out but expecting that it won't and just like and just doing it because like it's a fun thing to do yeah but like and it's just another way to try and meet someone but like when you think about how many people go through casting how many people make it to the show and then how many people make it to engagements and how many people get married and stay married it's the odds are not in your favor tiniest so like yeah I'm down for that to happen but I also expect that it probably won't yeah um so that's irony of the week and honestly after talking it through I stand by it yeah I just feel like if you find yourself like someone that you know vaguely is on tv and then you find yourself like making it about you it's just it's not my favorite no and like every now and then somebody does come forward with like a crazy thing that happen and stories like this like tiktok's going viral like this like really discount like the the good ones well not good you know what i mean like the juicier ones yeah the ones we need to know about correct like trevor saying it who's that chelsea and trevor like remember he was all but her brokenhearted when she chose jimmy yeah when he had like a mullet he had like a girlfriend a fiance yeah like yeah if you have a fiance i want to hear from her agreed if i went on a date with you a couple of times and it didn't work out respectfully take a sit down even if we broke up a couple weeks before filming started like and that's just the way the cookie crumbled like life happens that happens a lot that happened with lauren last season remember like dave was like a friend of mine knows a guy you were seeing a couple of weeks before and they villainized her so bad who gives a shit these are young people trying to find their life partner that's what you do when like the show starts filming now maybe it would be like better looking if in three months I go up in time for the show but like you can't wait around life happens you're not in like so yeah you can say I'm putting all the past behind me even if the past is two weeks ago and I'm starting a new and I'm going into the pods and I want to meet someone tabula rasa I can like I could see how that is possible yeah what came before doesn't matter what is that what's lyric from uh life of a showgirl what don't care where the hell you've been because now you're mine oh yes that's it that's it yeah yeah she was talking about love as well thousand percent in the spirit of getting today's episode out and it being our final episode until tuesday so just a reminder thank you guys so much for listening to the cheslin land i'm running show where we deliver the fast-sized stories you need to know everybody the friday new tips If you're watching us on YouTube, please feel free to subscribe and give us a thumbs up.

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