Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

32:03Yeah. But I'm saying like, even when I see Mealy by Brown and she's like making style choices I wouldn't make, like, I'm like, this girl seems happy. Like, carry on. Also, like, she's so young. She's 21. What were you wearing when you were 21? Calm and carry on. Totally. Yeah. So, lighten up on her. I feel like she's always, like, defending her stuff. In the middle of stuff. yeah in the melee in the melee are you ready for our next story it's a little oscars fallout and like actually the one thing we didn't discuss from the oscars which i did have thoughts on but doja cat is admitting that her nerves got to her during the oscars james bond tribute and yes i was flats i was gonna um go off on the performances and then i completely forgot we'll talk about the weird bond performance but i just wanted to say this was another one of my hot takes that i forgot to say yesterday because you know i would like seriously lay my life out on the line for Queen Latifah.

32:53Like, I think she's, like, the most wonderful person. That performance was not good. She did not have good stage presence. Her vocals were not good. I don't think she was the right person for the tribute, honestly. What did she do? I haven't heard. I didn't see it. I haven't heard. I haven't even heard. I didn't even know she was there. Oh, my God. The Quincy Jones tribute, she did a lead song from The Wiz, and it was, like, it was a big production, like, dancers and lights, and she was the main singer, and, like, she didn't have it. I'm sorry. and I love her. She did not possess the qualities needed.

33:26I understand. And she was intro'd by Oprah. Like it was a big thing. And who was with Oprah? Whoopi Goldberg. It didn't make a peep, Claudia. I didn't even know that that happened. Because it wasn't good. And like, you know, it pains me to say that because that's my queen, Miss Motormouth Maybell. Who am I? I didn't know that was happening. Oh, what is that from? I didn't know that was happening. That's what I wanted. Yeah, come on, help me. Oh, wait, finger. that's what I wanted. I didn't know that was happening. It's what I wanted. That was a really good reference. Thank you so much. But anyways, there was a James Bond tribute that was newsworthy and we didn't even talk about it.

34:08So Margaret Qualley opened with a dance number. Our girl crushed it per use. What can't she do? I was confused. Like, I love her. What was she doing? No, no. I don't know. Why were we highlighting Bond? Not even, a Bond movie didn't even come out this year, let alone I thought it was like maybe an anniversary nothing it was a nothing and they made a point to cut down on performances this year usually every song that's nominated in the song category those are the performances throughout the night no what was also weird is like you know these short shows want to get shorter but then there were so many segments that were so long like even for best supporting actress and I don't know if they did this for all the acting roles where the person yes they did five read off like Regine George like you broke your back and you look awesome like partial like saying nice things about everyone it was and you could feel which ones the person hadn't seen which were just like just nice platitudes and they were trying to like talk to them in the audience while also looking at the teleprompter so they're like zoe your work and courage was everything a partial spring queen queen yeah that's a really good point so yeah they they did and they tried they started earlier too like they were very time conscious and then we get like a 10 minute random James Bond tribute that nobody asked for that was actually not good no it was not good but there was definitely the capacity and the potential for pargyness and it just did not hit so first can I tell you who showed up for work that day though Ray and the more I see of Ray the more I like the more I like but I didn't love this and I'll tell you why but just going in order I liked Margaret Qualley girl can dance who knew she just like looked confident like she was having fun i'm telling you margaret qualley's on her way like to yeah real and she already is like she's at the oscars she's out nepoed her nepotism like privilege but she is everything i learned about her like personality wise talent wise i just saw her in the substance which was so different from the last thing i'd seen ever she is a star agreed and then lisa from blackpink and now white lotus yeah i didn't think she was so great she was cute like i like her and i was like oh okay this is fun like where the rest of the girls like Lisa left them in the dust but okay um she did and then doji cat performed like a big song which she did not that's I felt the quality right I felt the same way like it was this big very like sexy bond girl big vocals and that's not what I see doji cat as like she's a lot of things she's kind of like a hit maker really on trend I don't think of her for like that sort of, I don't, I think of Ray like that.

36:40She's very Amy Winehouse. You think about the girls who do the Bond songs, Adele, like, I don't know, Doja Cat felt really random to me. Yeah, or like, yeah, maybe I don't think of her in that way, but maybe when she sang like, oh, she would shut me up and it just wasn't that. But she said, so she acknowledged that like it wasn't the best and she said that she put a lot of work into the performance, but the nerves got the best of her and a bitch hit some flats. She said, I never get to sing like that. And what I did was brave and scary as fuck for me. I know a lot of people didn't like it, but a lot of people did and I feel good that I pushed myself and then no I appreciate that like the Oscars is a really big deal for for most people even people who have done you know Coachella like there is something like special and different about it especially a genre shift big yeah I so I understand like what she's saying but I'm sorry that's just not good enough like this is the Oscars that was like when Selena Gomez like got flack for her acting and Amelia Perez and she was like I'm sorry I tried my best right I thought you were gonna say when she got flack for that like wild performance she did it like the American Music Awards like that's not scary no but also like this wasn't wild this just like wasn't great and I think yeah like this called for greatness um but no like just this idea like but I did my best right wait who said that to me recently oh Ben when like the way he loaded the dishwasher or something I'm like just you know this is unacceptable like all the bowls are turned up so they are filled with water we have to run the dishwasher again he's like well I tried my best I'm like that's not fucking good enough it was such a crazy response I think it was just he wanted to try something new with like me yelling at him about the chores so he's like well like I did it and I tried my best so like what do you want from me I'm like what do I want for I want you to fucking do better I want it to be great it was such a I'm like who do you think you're talking to it was such a crazy response right And I think it's like a little bit of a crazy response here too.

38:30But I like the accountability and I like, we can move on. And then Rae also said in a separate post that she was so nervous to sing the song because no one can sing Adele like Adele. But she tried her very best. I thought she did good. I wasn't offended. I wasn't offended. And I've seen, right, she also performed at the other awards that we watched recently. Grammys. And I never heard her sing before and I was very impressed. But I do think that when someone who sounds like Adele, like takes on Adele, it'd be better if it was someone that wasn't so similar because then you're just comparing it to Adele and then the question is like why didn't Adele come and sing yeah but I think that that at this stage in her career that's like good for Ray that we're comparing her to Adele I think I think more so her shtick is that she's compared to Amy Winehouse to me she sounds like both and in a good way I like that genre of like British woman just singing I like Ray I think she's like super cute every time I see her on social media she's like having so much fun like she's not so serious i think she like looks serious because she's like british and like sings fancy sad songs but she's like a fun loving gal and she's like loving this journey she's like i can't believe she's famous i'm holding space for two truths agreed so then other fans expressed expressed displeasure saying that it was like a pointless tribute it was and it was it was extremely pointless but it could have been really amazing like imagine if it was amazing and we'd be like how cool like we wouldn't be questioning why it was there we'd be grateful that it was yeah but like the three women like made no sense together like it was all bad and bond question mark and someone told me they have a song together recently like um that doesn't mean you perform at the oscars did they sing the song no no but that's why it was like i don't know i'm just wanting to make note of that because i could see someone being like but they have a song together no they were trying like maybe to be like pink beyonce and christina and christina from the Pepsi commercial and try as you might you will never be those three no are you ready for our next story four four okay the theory is untrue debunked it's a little Dave Portnoy news because he's making waves talking about the financial relationship that he has with his ex-wife have you seen this yeah but it's not his ex-wife a lot of people don't know he's legally married like his his like his wife that he's separated from that he's not with whatsoever but they're not formally divorced and here's why so he went on a podcast the stage steel show sage steel show and he explained their situation he said when we met when barstool was nothing so she rode the grind up with us still currently basically she has access to all my money I just wanted to be like I'm taking if she wanted to be like I'm taking it and gone she could so they got married in 2009 and she was with um Dave until 2017 they separated but he made a lot of money over the course of that time they went to get a divorce in Massachusetts and they were denied so they're still technically married uh that person asked how can you deny a divorce and he explained that it had to do with their money her and I have a very fluid relationship with our finances he said she's not like give me half and we've been separated legally for a long time the judge said our agreement wasn't equitable to her they're like he's worth a lot more you have to give half she wouldn't take half she didn't want half of his fortune and so they just stayed married she has access to his bank accounts and can do whatever she wants but she won't take the money he said they're going to try and get divorced in florida but they've had a joint bank account forever and he trusts her implicitly that's crazy who the fuck are these people i don't want half give it to me and like she has access to all the same money that he has and he like you know has a million homes and and it's crazy because in 2017 he was probably worth less than half than he's worth now so now if they have to get divorced she might be entitled to$100 million when in 2017 maybe she was entitled to like$25 million.

42:15So she just made the problem worse for herself if that's really the issue. She doesn't want it. Or if she laid longhand. Right, right. This is like Mackenzie Bezos. I don't want it. I got$36 billion. Here, let me give it to everybody. I just don't relate to these people on any level at all. No, don't relate. But also that is just so crazy. It's actually really nice. Yeah, it's very admirable. like the trust that they have. Yeah. And I think that like. I ship. Get back together. This comes up like every couple of years. People like, Dave Poirot is married? What? Like they don't know that he ever was married and that legally he still is.

42:52I don't think these two like hang out ever, but they seem to be on really good terms. It's like a crazy thing. You know, whatever works for people works. Yeah. But if he ever wants to get married. But I guess that means that neither of them. Right. Or if she wants to get married. Will ever get married or can ever get married again. She will have to accept a hundred million dollars. if she wants. And a new husband. Oh, no. Some people just can't catch a break. I know. It's devastating to watch. What's her name? Renee, right? Renee. And I wonder if she works. I wouldn't. She probably does. Yeah, she's that type of bitch.

43:24She's probably like a teacher. Yeah. And she probably doesn't take Dave's money. Although I can't see a teacher having been married to Dave Portnoy. But you have to go all the way back. Yeah, he was worse back then. Like, he's tame now. Maybe she thought she could change him. I mean a teacher would think that like that's what teachers do. Maybe she takes a little from the account like splurge on supplies for the children. Oh that's nice. Like kind of teach for America type vibes where you have to like pay for everything. Yeah. Like a couple more posters. Never stop asking why. Thumbtacks for everyone.

43:56Glue sticks. I'm at the part in Desperate Housewives where Susan Meyer is a teacher. And? And I just I want to call child services. Like it's, I fucking hate Susan Meyer more than I ever could. Can I tell you what just happened in last night's episode? I'll be brief. I don't want to like bore you. And it's not a spoiler. But she's fallen on really hard times. They have to move off Wisteria Lane. Mike takes a job on an oil rig. She has, and she just lost her job as a teacher. And so on the reverse, like Lynette is finally for the first time, like financially fine. She had got a huge job with Carlos.

44:32She went on maternity leave and Tom took her job. so they have this big job she's able to hire a nanny it's like amazing and she's working on like a fun project with vanessa williams they're becoming interior designers it's nice to see lynette after like eating shit for years finally being in a good place so she's hiring a nanny and it was actually vanessa williams idea susan susan needs a job she's a former teacher and like you trust her like perfect oh susan accepts because she has no other choice and she has such a fucking chip on her shoulder she's like being such a nasty little bitch the entire time.

45:03And then they try sleep training the baby. And Lynette is like very cutthroat. So she's like, listen, she'll cry for 20 minutes and then she'll cry for 19 and like, we'll be fine. You just have to put up with the crying. And Susan's in the corner. I can't hear the baby cry. Literally starts crying. Oh my God. And she literally like unsleep trains the baby, like keeps picking up the baby and Lynette like doesn't know. It is the craziest episode. This woman is maniacal. Whoever wrote the character of Susan Myers hates women. Like if I ever met a person who actually was even remotely similar to Susan Meyer, I would run them over with my car.

45:36But no, I feel like you have, there's, there's annoying people out there. And for every Lynette, you know, you can't just have five women that you like. No, of course. And even the women that I like, like they do things that I don't agree with that I find them annoying. I have never found something Susan said or did to be funny, admirable, cute, moral, right? Like she is consistently stupid and wrong. I just wonder, like, in that situation, like, with Lynette, like, are we meant to be with Susan? Or in any of these situations, are we meant to, like, feel for Susan? She is the protagonist, weirdly.

46:09So this is what bothers me about the show, is that she's so clearly wrong. And then when she gets confronted, instead of, like, Lynette being empowered, it's like, she starts crying that she's having a really hard time. And it's like, oh, poor Susan. Like, we don't get resolution. Interesting. She should be fired. yeah I just I wonder what we're meant to feel I know what I feel but I wonder like what they intended I think what they intended like wasn't the audience's reaction at the time so they quickly shifted Susan's because she is supposed to be the main character but she very quickly stops becoming it like this season but then also she's like beefing with all the girls behind the scenes right and I think that like the part that I'm up to um is definitely like the peak of the beef because Susan has literally moved off of Wisteria Lane and a lot of her scenes are not with the other women.

46:55Yeah. She's poor, so she moves off the lane, but I think it was a way of getting her away from the women while keeping her on the show. Wow. Yeah. If only they knew we didn't want her. Yeah, why don't they just kill her off? Yeah, or she can move across the country. No, but Desperate Housewives loves to kill off main characters. Yeah, they do. And it's kind of a good thing of the show. Anyone, it could be gone in a minute. Yeah. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? If it's our fifth and final story, that's brought to you by Netflix, perchance. Perchance it is. So the new comedy series, Running Point on Netflix, is whatever, it's the name on everybody's lips.

47:32It's number one on Netflix. It's only been out for like a couple of days. And it comes from hit maker, Queen, who we were just talking about at the top of the show, Mindy Kaling. And it stars everybody's favorite queen of rom-coms, Kate Hudson. So the show is really edgy. It's hilarious. It's a twist on the underdog comedy. It features Isla Gordon, who's played by Kate Hudson, and her rise to the top of one of the most iconic professional basketball franchises and her dysfunctional yet lovable family trying to block her shot. So she's like a Nepo queen. Her family owns this big basketball team, but a scandal forces her brother to resign.

48:02Isla is then appointed to president of the team. They're one of the most storied OG LA basketball franchises, and it's her family's business. So she's super ambitious. She's often overlooked, but she has to prove now to her brothers, the board, the sports community, that she was the right choice for the job, especially in the unpredictable male-dominated world of sports. She may not have been part of the original playbook, but as the skeptics will soon learn, she's calling the shots now, like it or not. It's a really fun and easy binge with sharp and edgy laugh-out-loud moments. It has a couple of things that you know it's going to be good.

48:30It's made by Mindy Kaling. She's never made anything bad. Kate Hudson is a star. And also the cast, you're going to be on IMDb the entire time, being like, where do I know this person from? It launched a couple of days ago, so you can watch it now on Netflix. Everybody's talking about it. It's called Running Point. I'm sure when you open the app, it's right there, because it's number one. It's really good. So enjoy that. And today's episode is also brought to you by Good Ranchers. Huge problem happening. Over 140 ,000 family farms in the U.S. have closed down since 2017, and Good Ranchers is here to solve that problem.

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50:31Good Ranchers, it's American meat delivered. Thank you. I just got cod, halibut, and salmon from Good Ranchers. So we're having a party. Pop off. Our fifth and final story is some legal news. Jay-Z is actually now suing the young woman, the Jane Doe, who accused him of rape in an explosive lawsuit, who had since dropped her suit, and now he is suing her. So Jay-Z claims the Jane Doe, who accused him of rape in an explosive lawsuit, knew full well no such thing ever happened, and now he's dragging her to court over it. The music and fashion mogul just filed a lawsuit against his anonymous rape accuser and her attorney, Tony Busby.

51:10Busby classic buzz what's his name from uh read my mind sing Buster Moon yeah I always think of Buster Moon when I hear Tony Busby in the lawsuit obtained by TMZ Jay claims his accuser kept pushing her false rape story in the media and in the courts despite allegedly admitting the assault story wasn't true he claims that Jane Doe told Busby he didn't assault her and the lawyer quote pushed her to go forward with the false narrative of the assault by Mr. Carter in order to leverage a maximum payday. He calls the whole thing an evil conspiracy to get him to pay Busby a large sum of money to keep the allegations quiet, even though they both knew they were pushing lies.

51:48So here's the thing. It's such an egregious story, this allegation. And if it's not true, I fully understand Jay-Z taking this all the way to clear his name, because these are the types of allegations, even though the thing has dropped, they stay with you forever. So you want to fight it as hard as you can. If it is true. And now this woman who spoke out is being taken to court by her abuser. Like it's a night. It's a, it's the most horrible nightmarish thing you could possibly imagine. You know? Yes. And she has spoken out since and said she sticks to her story and said that he's intimidating and terrifying her.

52:29So it is confusing why he then dropped the suit. But when I first saw that he was suing her, I was like, well, if this is untrue and she like he did, she did defame him then because we can't not, we can't not, we can't just like forget that that happened. Of course. Like ever since it's come out, like it's definitely clouded how you see him. Our judgment. And I also feel like if he wanted to go away, he might've just like accepted that she's moved on or dropped it and not like brought it back up to the fore. And now that it's going, that he's suing her, like things are going to come out. So it's an interesting move.

53:03move yeah that i think like speaks to an innocence yeah of course because if you're guilty and the person drops the charges you're taking the wind and you're shutting up you're not gonna excavate more no and like make more news stories and remind people about this you kind of got away with murder so i agree all signs point to this potentially being innocent i don't know yeah but she is saying that jay-z is trying to bullying her into saying the accusations are false because even though she dropped the suit she didn't say that it's not true right she didn't say she like made it up yeah in documents she claims that she was recently approached outside her home and cornered by two people who told her they were investigators working for one of jay's lawyers she claims that people tried to get her to sign an affidavit stating that her rape claims against jay-z were false but she refused she also claims the alleged investigators investigators asked her if her attorney tony busby sought her out as a client and offered her money to pursue false claims against Jay-Z, two allegations she says that she denied.

54:02Yeah, see, also I could see a world in which this person who just wanted to speak her truth wants no part of this. It's something that terrible that happened to her. Now she's being harassed and intimidated by one of the most powerful, wealthy men in the world. I could see her dropping it for that reason. Yeah. Not because it's not true. So it's just a terrible story. Yeah. Because the nature of the original allegations are so apparent. And now she's in a scary place. And now he's suing her. And the public is left confused. Yeah. Right. And now she's taking on the financial burden of being sued.

54:36Yeah. Was that the fifth and final? That's the fifth and final. Okay. Let's dive into Dear Toasters, our weekly advice segment. So every Tuesday, Jax and I help out a swirly in need. You can email us, deartosters at gmail.com or head over to our website, thetoastpodcast.com. We'll read three submissions every week. try to help out girls going through you know relationship issues hygiene issues recently a lot of breastfeeding issues uh whatever it is it's totally anonymous don't worry we'll never you know start stuff and if you have written into us and we've read your submission on air if you have an update for us we have an update today i would love to hear from you warning today's update is not the one we were hoping for it was a fun little one we had a couple of weeks ago and it's pretty recent so i'll get to it later hello swirlies long-time listener and a big-time fan who's in need of some serious help.

55:22I have a five-month-old baby girl who's being cared for at home by a nanny two days a week. For the second time in a month, I have gone into my bathroom to discover a giant shit left unflushed in the toilet. I think the nanny is worried that a flush might wake up the baby, but what do I do? My husband says I need to text her asking her to please try to remember to flush, but I'm so non-confrontational and the thought of it just makes me want to die. Do I suck it up, do a pre-flush before opening the lid? Please help, sincerely a grossed out mama. I just have to say, it didn't occur to me that like she might have been leaving the turd in the toilet like for the sake of the baby which makes me think she's a good nanny which is all that matters yeah no and it's like if you like everything else about her then like this can be solved I actually liked yourself of like if you actually don't want to confront her but I do think that you should if you don't want to you could just do a pre-flush before you open the lid but I think that you could text her literally saying what your husband said and that way it's not really a confrontation if you don't like he could write the text and send it from your phone just like it should be said I know, but then you embarrass this woman who's taking care of your baby.

56:22I think in terms of priorities, and I've never hired a nanny before, but trust me, I will. I feel like the priority is like, is this a sound of mind person who's keeping my baby safe? Okay, her bathroom habits aren't ideal. But again, it's not that she's forgetting to flush for no reason. If the baby's sleeping and it could wake up the baby, that's really thoughtful, actually. So I know it sounds so crazy, but I might find a way to live with this because it is so hard to find a nanny you could trust. A flush in another room, like, really shouldn't wake a sleeping baby. Okay, but maybe this is, like, a really sensitive sleeper.

56:54Is that a thing? Yeah, but she might have a, she probably has a sound machine if she's so sensitive. You can flush in another room. If she doesn't, maybe the solve here is a sound machine. Yeah, but if your baby's sleeping without a sound machine, honestly, like, don't bring one in. Slay. Like, they're the slay. You crushed it. That's true. So, I guess we'll just, like, live with the turn. But also, like, if your baby's going to sleep without a sound machine, then they can sleep through a flush. that's true we need more details on your baby's sleep schedule okay to say and also like you don't want to set this precedent of like you don't want to ever tell like you want to be able to like just be like hey like quick feedback just like you know flush yeah i guess you need to be comfortable giving feedback to the person who's like taking care of your kid it's like i appreciate that you don't want to flush you could just assume the best in her i say i appreciate that you don't want to flush the toilet when the baby's sleeping but it's totally fine you please she won't wake up Please flush the toilet when she's sleeping.

57:42Like she's able to sleep through that. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. But if you really don't want to and everything else is perfect and you're never going to have another issue with her again. So why even note this one blemish? Sure. Do a pre-flush. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. At least this isn't like finding things out about your nanny as far as like what you could find out. Oh. You're totally fine. That's nothing. She's got a healthy digestive system. Yeah. Okay. Next up. Hey Jackie Owen Clared. I misplaced my phone the other day and I grabbed my husband's phone to call and locate it. I typed wife into the search bar.

58:15That's my name and his phone. And another contact came up under the name work wife. I was obviously pissed and I asked him about it. He shrugged it off, said his work colleague put her number in there while they were on a work trip a few months ago, just in case he needed to contact her. Contacts that were seven people on this trip. He claims he didn't realize that that was a name she put in and changed it to her name when I requested him to do so. Should I be worried? Sincerely, a confused newlywed. the work wife is not a thing i hate hate and the thing is is that work wife has like become like something people talk about right and i like how there's no work husband i know like people say that but it's not it's work wife that's what who came up with the term work wife who who it was the woman of course it was the work it wasn't the man being like it was the wife it was the work wife just like wanting to feel special yep and maybe it's a funny joke when people are single maybe not funny to me but people have different senses of humor like claudia thought olivia people are different i can call back but when you have a wife you no longer have a work wife do you think that there's something that barry is going on do you think there's something nefarious going on between him and this lady no but i think okay and that's a different question like I'm going to operate no that there isn't but I think like work wifery like speaks to an immaturity and a lack of seriousness that I don't put up with no when I think of work wife I think of two single people working in an office who like call each other their work wife in the hopes it's like a flirty thing so anybody who's engaging in work wifery who has a real ass wife at home nefarious by nature.

59:56Immature at best, nefarious at worst. You do not have a work wife when you have an actual wife. You've been given a gift of finding out about this and you need to keep your eye on this woman. I'm sorry. Women can be Jezebels. in as work wife? Girls, come on. Stop it. Stop it. There is a character. There's this blonde girl on TikTok who does this character. She's such a good actress. I fucking hate her. And Jason. Jason she is like someone's work wife and like she's always doing um skits like when the wife is around be like Jason can I have your jacket I'm kind of cold like she kind of sounds like crazy cavallari she's insufferable like she makes me hate and I don't like Ben doesn't work in a conventional office this has never been like something I've experienced I think there's a special place in hell for women who refer to themselves as someone's work wife yeah I agree like that's not a good look for women no we need to work on that stat and maybe work wife erasure work wife erasure if they won't stop being married in the office then you should find her partner yep get a job at his company and become his work wife checkmate now because last week i had to run off of dt with a duty i'm going to do a third submission and then the update because the update's very brief.

1:01:18Even though we did three submissions last week, you're acting like we were in the red. No, last week I rushed through the final one and I had planned on doing four. You promised four, but we did three. Yeah, so I'm making it right. Hey, Jackson Turney. I found a pair of black lacy thongs in my husband's nightstand. I knew they weren't mine because I wear an extra large and these were a small. When I questioned him about it, he said he bought them from an OnlyFans model and he showed me the bank transaction. He says this is totally normal. All guys do this. I think it's extremely strange and I don't understand where he's coming from.

1:01:45is this normal behavior. I assume these are like worn undies, right? That's like a thing. Otherwise he could get them from Victoria's Secret, yeah. And sorry, I say this is a thing. I mean, it's a thing for people in prison. Right. So I don't have personal experience with this, so it's hard for me to weigh in. But like people, these girls make a living. So people do buy this. Now, do married men buy this? Yeah, probably. Is it nefarious? Secretly, yeah. If you come to find out, like it's not good. and they have to wean. I'm sorry. And what needs to be said here as somebody who wasn't extra large for most of my life, if like my husband's engaging with other women's undies, like I'm upset.

1:02:27If it's a woman three sizes smaller than me, like now I'm also feeling insecure. And like I, like because you're interested in something so visually different than what you're married to. Like that's a red flag. Is that crazy to say? Oh, I don't know. Sometimes you like to wear big undies. even if you could be medium size yeah I like a big undie yeah but I think she said like she wears an extra large I guess no but a thong you don't wear a big thong you wear a thong that fits true to size okay that's a different issue I didn't even think of that but like I'm really trying to think oh that was my first thought like of course you want like someone did something bad divorce but like this is your husband so like what can you do I think that like you need to cut like cancel his credit cards like he shouldn't be allowed to be on the internet shopping agreed he really has to do penance like this is not this is not good yeah and i think it's okay for you to say like i'm not comfortable with this and i want you to stop yeah yeah and it's her or me yeah it's the undies or me and like she's never gonna choose you so i'm what she got right and there's something like really losery about a man like thinking he's special to an only fans model like get a grip you are one of millions you're just a transaction not to judge because i'm trying to like there are millions of people who buy these underwear do this there's a lot of people out there like this now i i think this is probably something that could be rehabilitated if he's an otherwise p job who has a predilection for undies she didn't say that by the way she didn't say p job anywhere here like do they have kids are you gonna end it all over a couple pairs of panties she didn't say that and i don't think they have kids and i don't think that they should end did but like I don't give me the ick if like not only that he's like buying undies because that's just like a weird like kink thing but like he obviously thinks he's like special to this woman you know like that's the ick like dude you're like you're she's paying her rent like you are nobody to her yeah I feel like he needs rehabilitation I love that it's potentially possible like maybe a bit of counseling I feel like this is something that needs to be like a watershed moment in your relationship not just like not a small fight I don't like this don't do it again sweeping it under the rug like as if you found out he was an alcoholic like yeah he's going away you will not buy anything from the internet i'm putting on parental controls like i think we need to take it really seriously make a really big deal about it so that he recognizes it that way so our update is from a girl who wrote in a couple of weeks ago about the c-section that was scheduled on her sister-in-law's birthday remember the sister-in-law was being like a big whiny bitch about it i'll reread the submission so my c-section for my Second child was scheduled end of March.

1:05:02It happens to be the same day as my sister-in-law's birthday. She's in her late 30s. I received a very bizarre text message from her going over some of the potential challenges of sharing a birthday. When I read this, I was super confused and then I was in shock. She was getting so bent out of shape over having to share a birthday with her future niece. Backstory is that my first was a very traumatic delivery. We're both very lucky to be here. So I have a lot of nerves and anxiety. And I just did what the doctor said in terms of date of the C-section. She asked us what to do. Our advice was to text her back saying grow up.

1:05:28Grow up. Okay. Here's my update. I responded back to her text message, basically called her selfish and childish. I may have even said, can you not go to dinner the night before like anyone else? What can I say? I was full of pregnancy hormones and very upset about the whole thing. Long story short, she thinks I'm being insensitive about whatnot and we are not on speaking terms. Fast forward to yesterday, I ended up going into preterm labor and had my little lady early at 33 weeks. We are both doing well. She's being a little fighter in the NICU. This whole thing is so silly and pointless, yet guess who has not reached out to me to ask how I'm doing?

1:06:00sisters-in-law what can I say that's my update love you ladies can I just say this went from like a sisterly spat to like actually unforgivable like your baby's in the NICU and your sister-in-law doesn't come by to visit or even text how you're doing like okay that's like a that's a relationship ending yeah no she's done you a favor you're not speaking great you don't want to speak to her like this is it it's over she's not coming she wouldn't be invited like the fact that we were having this argument at all proves how immature and like stupid she is but the fact that like now a baby came into this world the baby came early the baby's in the NICU like we drop everything stupid because this is what life is about and this is what matters and the fact that she didn't oh right you won the fact that she hasn't reached out even if you had a baby like not traumatically like it all went perfectly she might have like reached out to the husband I feel like what she was saying is you know she might have checked in on the baby via the husband because she said she didn't check in to see how I'm doing she didn't reach out to me yeah she said she who hasn't reached out to me and asked how I'm doing.

1:06:59Yeah. That's still, like the husband didn't do anything. Sorry, like it's not his time to be checked in on. No, no, but she might be keeping up with the baby via the husband, but yeah. She's a bitch. You're being devil's advocate. And seriously, like ride this wave, like don't, great, I don't want to know you, I don't want to see you, you can't come see my baby. And don't retaliate. Like I'm attached to my baby so if we're not speaking, you don't see baby. And don't retaliate and give her, because she's so, like you are the victim here, She is the villain. Do not retaliate and give her anything to be upset with you about.

1:07:28Like you have won. You don't have to see this person ever again. Like she's a bitch and fuck her. Yeah. Cut. Cut it out. Clip. Clip. That's dear toasters. Yeah, that's right. I did an extra one because we were like running really on time today. I feel like dear toasters this week was just like not great for women. Is it ever? like some women are really not showing their best selves in deer toasters i just want to say i'm grateful to all the toxic women in the world because they make deer toasters what it is deer toasters spinning around and the crazy husbands of course but like the crazy toxic friends but also i'm grateful to like the only fans girls selling their undies like for men to buy and keep deer toasters popping agreed it's the bonnie blues of this world that keep your toaster spinning.

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