Ozempic Curious with Jared Freid: Thursday, November 13th, 2025

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Podcast Summary: The Toast - Episode: Ozempic Curious with Jared Freid (November 13, 2025)

*Host:* Claudia Oshry *Guest:* Jared Freid

Episode Overview In this episode of *The Toast*, hosts Claudia Oshry and Jared Freid discuss various hot topics, celebrity news, and personal anecdotes with humor and candor. The episode includes discussions about Eddie Murphy's relationship with SNL, Hilaria Baldwin's therapy for her age-gap marriage, Amy Schumer's weight loss and Instagram activity, the discontinuation of the penny, and an accidental screening of adult film content on a ferry.

Key Topics Discussed

Eddie Murphy and SNL
Background: Eddie Murphy reveals in his documentary that he avoided SNL for decades after David Spade joked about his movie flopping.
Discussion:
Claudia and Jared relate to Murphy's feelings of insecurity despite his fame.
They emphasize that everyone, regardless of success, experiences hurt from criticism.

Hilaria Baldwin in Therapy
Context: Hilaria Baldwin (41) shares she and husband Alec Baldwin (67) are in therapy to navigate their age gap.
Key Points:
Claudia humorously points out that their age difference is not their only problem, given Alec's controversial history.
Discussion on Hilaria’s public persona and the scrutiny surrounding her identity.

Amy Schumer's Weight Loss Journey
Details: Schumer has deleted many pre-weight loss photos from her Instagram following a significant health journey.
Discussion:
Jared and Claudia express empathy for Schumer's position, noting the pressures on female comedians regarding body image.
The conversation highlights the societal expectations and the stigma around weight and health.

The Penny's Discontinuation
Announcement: The penny, America's oldest coin, is officially discontinued after 232 years due to production costs exceeding its value.
Discussion:
Claudia jokes about the cultural significance of the penny and how it has been a conversational point for fathers.
Jared humorously reflects on how this will affect trivial dad conversations.

Adult Film Incident on a Ferry
Incident: An adult film was accidentally screened in a passenger lounge of a ferry, causing chaos among young viewers.
Discussion:
Claudia and Jared find humor in the absurdity of the situation, noting how British humor colors the incident.
They discuss the societal implications of such mistakes and the reactions of those involved.

Key Takeaways

Insecurity Among Celebrities: The episode highlights how public figures, regardless of their fame, face insecurities and critiques that can affect their mental health.
Candid Discussions About Weight and Health: The hosts encourage open conversations about body image and mental health, particularly regarding societal pressures on women.
Humor in Tragedy: The light-hearted approach to discussing serious issues reflects the hosts' belief in the healing power of humor and laughter.

Guest Information

Jared Freid: Stand-up comedian and host of the "You Up?" and "J Train" podcasts. He shares insights into his comedy career and personal beliefs on body image and societal expectations.

Conclusion This episode of *The Toast* combines humor with serious discussions about celebrity culture, societal expectations, and personal experiences, creating an engaging and relatable listening experience for the audience.

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0:20I sound amazing. welcome back to the toast and happy oh thursday i am joined by somebody who's been on the toast before who was highly requested and kind of does give like energy of my husband it's jared freed hey jared what a beautiful compliment i'm so happy to be here thank you for having me back thank you for dressing up let's talk about your outfit today i listened to the bethany frankel episode and you were like thank you for dressing up and then i thought back to my last appearance with Jackie and I'm in a cut sleeve shirt. What's a cut sleeve shirt? Like no sleeves, like, like a Delray.

0:58Did you have your arms out? Arms out. I looked like a total Florida man. And my mom, I got done with it. My mom goes, cause all, listen, let me just say the toast community. It's huge. In love. I am. I am. The mishpocha here is crazy. Love them. I was at the airport. I'm at PBI yesterday. A girl comes up to me. She goes, are you here for the toast? Oh my God. I love that girl. She was amazing. I go, I actually am. I flew back early so that I could be on with you. And so then I was like, I got to get dressed up. I got to look. I got to bring Bethany energy here. She's a mogul. I dress down for you.

1:34But let me tell you why. Right. Because you're a podcaster. Podcasters know it's like a cozy. Whenever somebody comes on and they're not a podcaster, like I knew Bethany was going to show up in a dress and heels. So I like leveled up a little bit. You're so right. So then I wore my leggings and my cardigan today because I'm like, it's Jared. He hosts two podcasts. I know. I never shut the fuck up. Yeah. No, I listen. But then I left this show last time and like, listen, the Southeast Florida people were talking and my mom goes, look what you wore. You look sloppy. Are you kidding me? You don't shave.

2:01You have a beard. Like, you know, you get that review from mom. That's devastating. Devastating. And moms use the words that like. Crush. Heavy. You look heavy. The word heavy is like tattooed to my memory. It's almost worse than fat. Heavy is much worse than fat. Yeah, there's such a dark connotation there. Fat is like off the cuff. Heavy is thoughtful. Fat is fun, yeah. Heavy, you've put thought onto it. You've thought about my health. Yeah, I was going to say, heavy has health implications for sure. Absolutely. It's like what a doctor says. A doctor wouldn't say fat. A doctor would say heavy.

2:34Totally. You know, I coined the term heavy. Oh, you did? Yes, I actually invented the word heavy. And you wrote The Camper and the Counselor, right? I wrote that. I am the inventor of all things heavy. You guys, Bethany was on yesterday. I just have to say the power of Bethany is so real. Like I could not believe the amount of like likes comments. Like she's such an, and you know, especially on Tik Tok, like which, and I'm not making a comment about her age. It's just like a younger app. I mean, I strive, I feel old on the way, like her content every time we mentioned her, like it's, she's so magnetic and she is this sort of just like lightning rod.

3:07Whatever she says, people have something to say about. And I can tell you in person, it was very disarming because she was really nice. Like, and I don't know if I was expecting her to be nice. Do you know what I mean? I totally understand because everything feels like an argument with her. Right. And I'm used to seeing her on TV too. Totally. I just, I think she's fantastic. I am a fan. I also like discussing her. She's so interesting. She's so interesting. She's, you know, you talked about like the money she's made. She's unbelievably successful. So like that is like without saying, she doesn't even have to say it.

3:38She will say it. She'll make sure to let you remind you how successful she is. And that's why it's so fun to discuss her. Like I think she's lightning rod. A thousand percent. Built for TikTok. Built for TikTok. And she said so many interesting things. I don't know if you saw this part where she said that her now, like, you know, second career as a content creator influencer, like day to day makes so much more money than her former life as like a TV star. Right. Well, the world is flattened as far as media is concerned. It's true. You know that here. Like, there's like maybe less people watching each thing, but they're zoned into those things and there's less people watching the major stuff, you know?

4:11Totally random. You know what? I just remembered the last time I saw you was not even planned. I went to the comedy cellar with like a bunch of friends and you were there. I have to tell you, I had never seen your standup before. I'm familiar with like your internet persona, not your IRL persona. Hysterical. Thank you. And I'm not going to lie. I wasn't expecting much. You know, someone you're like, oh, yeah. You never know. And standup is just like very particular to I am a standup comedian. That's who I am. So I love doing I'm on the road right now. I'm doing a tour. So thank you. I appreciate everyone.

4:39I'm Fort Lauderdale. Come to my show. I would love that. Let me ask you a question. I'm being so Bethany right now. Your internet career, your stand-up career, how do they match up revenue-wise? I'm just, like, nosy. Huh. I guess, to me, it's all the thing. I don't really, like, divide it that way. I think it's somewhat even. They're both doing, you know, mediocre. I need more of both. Right, right, of course. So whatever Bethany is saying no to, I'll take those other things. The power of no. I'm all about the power of yes and more and more and more. The power of what I can get. Yeah, the power of please let me keep doing this.

5:21Please, I'm desperate. I need you. I need Jews to start going to my shows more. Is that your demographic mostly? No, I kind of say that because I think we all kind of have to have our people when it comes to like, you know, the people, the toast community, whenever I meet them, I go, that's a toaster. You know, like you know them. And then when you see someone outside of that community, I'm also like incredibly someone that I wouldn't recognize in my show. I'm like, I love it. I'm like so excited that you get it. You're into it. You know, when I do my standup, like my last show that I taped, it was basically an episode of Seinfeld.

5:51And so the whole thing connected, the end connected to the beginning. And it was all about going to the beach with my family. And I tell this story and it went from a two minute story to an hour story. And then I'd have Jews come up to me and they're like, oh, my God, that's my life. That's my life. And do not Jews get it. And it's like, just like an episode of Seinfeld. That's a good question. Well, just like an episode of Seinfeld, that's a Jewish show to us. Oh, yeah, but it's just a show. But he never mentions being Jewish. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Rarely. And that's kind of how I do my shows. Because I'd have everyone of every background come up to me and go, that's my mom.

6:20That's my dad. Right, right, right, right, right. Like, the mom saying, you look heavy to me. Is a universal experience. That is everyone. That word, it hits you. It gives you a chill down your spine. Between the eyes. Totally. Like, my mom, literally on the way here, I'm calling her to let her know, like, I'm on my way here. half a beard? Do you have a beard? And I'm like, can I just get through one sentence with you? Right. She goes in the saddest direction with every conversation. In terms of like your household growing up and food and weight, like what was the vibe? Oh my God. Eat, eat, eat, stop eating.

6:53You're getting heavy. Oh really? Like food foist upon and. Well, you know, Bethany, I, I, listen, I love Bethany, but like the, the idea that she's like not on board with Ozempic, like get, I think being against Ozempic. That was somebody clearly who had never struggled with it. Like if you don't, Get the struggle. I actually brought this here. Okay. You brought your own creamer? No, no, no. There were creamer over there. Oh, okay. If you look at a creamer and think this is 7 ,000 calories, you are just like me. It is. It's insane. And this is like 20 calories, but it's like, to me. No, this is the fattest thing you could do.

7:23The fattest thing you could do. Like if I see someone put a creamer in their coffee, I'm like, we are not alike. Right. You and I, like I get black coffee so that I can eat later tonight. Right. And have as many calories as I want, which will be way more than the creamer. I didn't know you had an eating disorder. I'm so glad to talk to you about this because I do too. Right. I mean, like we, we, it's the, it's, it's partial like Jewish, just childhood, but it's really also the generation we grew up in. Like, um, like toxic diet culture. Cause how old are you? I'm 40. Okay. Yeah. Maybe not. We grew up in, sorry.

7:52I'm like aging myself a little bit. I'm a young 40. But like that was the vibe back then. And now like parents would never like snack wells. You remember Olean? I remember snack wells, my favorite. Right. Like Olean, that oil that was like supposedly like I was eating a lean chips as if it was going to make me lose weight. 100 calorie packs. 100 calorie packs. And it's like the story of my life. I've been trying to lose 10 pounds my whole life. Like and it's like so when I hear. Have you ever dabbled in the GLP one? So a lot of my new act, the show that I'm doing is about my parents trying to get me to do Ozempic.

8:26Uh huh. Like they are like. They're pro. Oh we're. I'm pro Zempic. Yeah. Like, like I, like I am like, honestly, I say in the show, I'm most epicurious. Like I do have a, like, that is like, like, that's something I'm like, oh my God, there's a cure for this. Literally. Right. And I, you know, my parents are both on it. And so they sent me to, this isn't in my act, but I sent, they sent me to a doctor, like, cause I was like, I need a doctor. Right. I moved here. Yeah. So I go to the doctor and they've been saying that like, they're hinting at, they're like, she's going to set you up. She's going to set you up.

8:57She's going to get you all set. You won't be eating like this forever. And I kind of ignore it because it does annoy me. Of course. Because it's like when you're told to go on a Zempick by your parents, it's like, how disgusting do I look? Right. Am I that awful? So the doctor, I walk in and I could tell she was told by them because the whole time she's going, you don't look so bad. You're pretty healthy. I'm dying. I'm dying. She's like, she honestly reacted to me as if she was surprised I didn't get airlifted. Right. Dr. Nazard and energy. Yeah. Right. And I was like, she's like, your blood pressure is pretty good.

9:31I can't believe it. And I went to them. I go, did you guys say something to the doctor? And they're like, no, HIPAA, HIPAA. They just keep repeating HIPAA. I'm like, that's not like how it works. So what is stopping you from taking the plunge? Because I've done it and it's amazing. Everyone who does it, I was just talking with, you know, name drop. Des Bishop at the cellar. Des Bishop. Okay, name drop. I'm such a name drop. So Des was telling me about how he's like, dude, what is your resistance? It's just like you're saying. And I'm like. You look great. You don't need to go on it. Well, this is the other thing.

10:02I don't, I know I don't need it, but I would feel like, listen, if I went from an XL t-shirt and stretching it out, I don't even want to go to a medium. I want to go to an XL t-shirt, putting it on and doing nothing. And walking away. Yeah. Right. Like walk away t-shirt, buddy. Right. That's all I want. Right. And I, I literally, it's mostly because my parents are telling me to do it now. Now, now you don't want to because it's the same. Right. I don't want them to be right. My dad literally looked at me and goes, it's not about if you're going to take it. It's when you're going to take it. I'm kind of with your dad.

10:33I am too. So do you know Dr. Terry Dubrow? I don't know Dr. Terry Dubrow. You don't? You will when I explain. Heather Dubrow from the Real Housewives of Orange County. Her husband's like a huge plastic surgeon. He does the show Botched. Okay. And he's also like just mega doctor. He goes on every podcast. And he went on Ben's podcast. and Ben keeps quoting this one line that he said, that micro dosing GLP ones, even if you're not overweight, is like the best thing you can do right now on planet Earth for longevity. He encourages everyone to take it. So just do with that information when you will.

11:08I'm a pusher though. I'm a pusher. I believe. Listen, and some people think this is like a sad, I hate people who are like, oh, fuck off. Okay, like fuck off. This is a real life thing. The food noise thing, like Bethany, like her talking about food noise, how she coined it, I'll make fun of her to the day I die about that. I like Bethany, but like, if you don't know, you don't know. You can't understand. You can't empathize. That's why I asked her because I feel like people who, and I always know when I can meet someone, whether they're fat or skinny, like I can just tell almost instantly if they've ever struggled with their weight because it's just a different breed of human being.

11:40And I find it like, if you, if you don't get it, good for you. Right. I'm jealous. I'm jealous. But I, that's why I hate when people like talk about Ozumbic when it's not for them. Right. No, I listen. I do that with stand up when I go on stage I'm going to talk about my life why would I talk about something that has nothing to do with me that is actually offensive to put yourself in to have a hot take to try and get people angry that's not what I'm looking to do last night I got done I yell at the bachelor I love yelling at the bachelor I'm yelling at the golden Mel's season was a total disaster I'm cracking up we have the golden bachelor correspondent here I never watched I was on the show What?

12:20I was on They did a roast You were on the Golden Match They did a roast episode And I led the roast Where the girls Contested the guy Roasted the guy Yeah because basically Was it Jerry? No it was Mel Mel okay Oh Mel's a guy Mel's a guy And Mel basically Said some stupid stuff On a podcast So they're like We gotta make fun of him It brought me on To make fun of him And it was a fun episode But Mel That's cool It was cool And then I went to the reunion It was literally a dream come true Oh I actually did not realize I'm so sorry That we were in the presence Of like a major star A network star I know I am a public persona Yeah.

12:49Yeah. I, you know, I'm the second most famous guy in Delray during the off season. Because Dave Portnoy is the first. Is he a Delray guy? I think so. Oh no, I'm the third. Who's the, who's the other? The guy who's shirtless on the bike, who goes around with his speaker on. Local celebrity status. Love that. So I, um, I go, so the goal, so last night I go, I get done with my bachelor stuff and I'm like, I'm hungry. Of course. Of course. I go to a bar to get, I'm like, I'll get chips and salsa. Just a light app. Just a light app. It's midnight. I got to go on the toast. I got to put on my suit tomorrow.

13:22Got to look slim. I got to look skinny. So then all the seats at the bar are full. So I go to a pizza place next door. I have two slices of pizza. While I'm eating the pizza, I'm thinking about the chips that I'm going to get at the bar next door. Wait, that's really crazy of you. I thought you were going to relate. No, the thinking about food is not at all. the going to the pizza place yeah while your chips and salsa was on its way no i didn't i didn't order i left oh oh got the pizza and then i was like should i get the chips oh i thought you placed the order and it was taking too long so you got pizza in the meantime no no no that's that'd be that'd be okay okay i agree with you no i yeah of course like major regret totally and like when i get even though pizza greater than chips and guac absolutely i when i go for coffee If you look at the baked goods and you're not sitting there the whole time getting coffee going, don't get the cookie.

14:16We're different people. Well, we are different people because I get the cookie. I don't even think about it. Well, then I get the cookie and then 10 minutes later I'm like, what the hell? Why did I get the cookie? Yeah. Can I ask you a total, like, pivot question? You also had a Netflix special. I did. Can you tell me how that, like, what sort of tangible results, does that change one's life? Here's what it changed for me. And it's off of Netflix now. Oh. It was a two-year lease. so it's been two years it's been two years and then i have a new special that's taped and i'm trying to sell them again and you know i have to if i'm to be honest yeah like a lot of like it was a lot of valid validation to get it the first time the first time like i've been doing stand-up now 15 years i do stand-up every single night of the week for 15 years and when you tell people you're a comedian you know this you tell people what you do i'm a comedian oh really it could be one of two things it could be very sad or it can be very not sad so i guess leading with yeah i'm a comedian i have a special on netflix that's like the pinnacle of success in comedy it's literally snl well it is like snl in the now there's no debate you know there's nobody that can like i have people oh you're a comedian really and i used to say when i was like oh they're like what can i find your stuff you know i go netflix and then they're like game over yeah done love that like boom i lost that when it goes off and so i you know a little by the way they're not going to follow up.

15:37I know. I feel bad. Just say it. But I have, like, the special I have taped right now is, like, for us. Yeah. Like, it is about my parents. It's about my dad asking me how much I weigh when we were at the beach. What? At the beach? And it was in Delray Beach at the Seagate and I go there with my family. It was a two-minute story that turned into an hour and I love it. I love telling it. It hurts me every day that it's not out yet. Like, it actually pains me. And you know this. You've taped the special But you're holding on to sell to the best possible. It's not even money. I want the most people like us to feel a community.

16:13Because I feel a community when I hear people go, I loved it. That's my mom. That's my dad. I'm like, this is a beautiful thing. And I'm not doing this. I don't do this for hokey reasons. I do this for me to make money and make a living. It's your living. Right. But it really does pain me. So if anyone out there is at Netflix. A buyer. If you're there. So we're in talks and whatever. But when you get the Netflix special, you go. Of course. I felt like as confident as I've ever felt. And I'm not a confident person. It's such a, like a legitimizer. Right. That's it. Especially when you do internet stuff too.

16:47I think some people, like it's considered, it's just like lowbrow. People look down on it. Totally. And so to get the big green check mark. Right. You get paid a lot for that? No. Right. It's just like a credit thing. You get money. Prestige. I get paid back. You funded it. I put my own money into it. So, you know, I did the Tonight Show when I did the Tonight Show to my parents and their friends. It was the Tonight Show. Oh, look at him. But then you do Netflix is a different. It was different here. And it was like our group, our age group, you know, my age group and yours. Yeah, because we're not the same age group.

17:18Say that again and you'll be asleep. You're right. You're right. I'm an old man. I came here with my cane. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And then SNL. Has that ever been like a goal of yours? I think it's passed me by. You know, when you get out and start doing open mics, you start to hear like so and so got an audition. Like they kind of pluck you. Right. And you never got plucked. Never got plucked. Was it like a big dream of yours? Are you. It was never like on my dream, like growing up. I didn't like look out at the moon at night and push upon it. Please. Please, Lorne Michaels. No, because for some comics, like that's the end all be all.

17:51It's a total. I have friends on the show that I love, respect, think are amazing. If that had happened for me, that would have been amazing. I had to take a different road. And again, when you talk about the internet stuff, the internet for me, when I was doing it, it was an act of survival. No one's booking me. No one cares about me. No one thinks I have an opinion that's interesting. All right, let's do a podcast. Let's write. Let's make jokes. Let's do TikTok. Let's do Twitter. Let's do Instagram. Let's yell at The Bachelor. The things I do are stupid. They're all survival. That's why I said you remind me so much of my husband, because you appeal to women, but you're not talking about women's stuff.

18:31You're just talking about yourself. But so much of what you talk about and Ben, too, with the food and the weight, it just it's like a women's issue. I love that you say that because I'm not also pandering. No, no. And Ben isn't either. We are doing what we love doing. Right. Like, I love a kibitz. Like, I love sitting and doing a podcast. Like I love the hash out, the breakdown, the when someone says this text from a guy, what do you think? Right. Let's talk about it. That's I've loved that my whole life. So he loves a Kiki. I love a Kiki. So I so when this whole thing was like, so I do get a lot of boy in the beginning.

19:08Right. Boyfriends at the show. What's this guy? He must be lying to my girlfriend if he likes him. It's like, no, your girlfriend's fucking cool. Yeah. She gets it. You should start fucking being funny, too. And then do you feel as though you use your platform at all to get women? Are you single? I'm single. I, you know. How do you manage being a voice for women and then also a man who likes women? It's tough. I imagine. It's tough because not in the way that like, oh, I'm beating up with a stick. Right. It's tough to even talk about because I sound like anytime I do something publicly, it seems like I'm trying to fuck.

19:43Interesting. Right. If you say like, oh, I'm in Florida. Oh, you know. He's in Florida. Right, he's trying to find the Florida women. You know, it's like, so it's hard. And also I have a dating podcast. And I am tasked on the dating podcast to speak honestly from the male point of view. Perspective, yeah. So to some women it's enraging because some of them, especially our listeners, the listeners here are successful, doing great. And the one thing maybe in their life that's like kind of driving them nuts is dating. And then I come on there and I think dating and most men, that's not a priority for them.

20:16Right. They don't care. There's no clock ticking. Right. So it's very frustrating. And there's a male-female thing going on online right now where, like, there's a lot of anger between the two sexes. Oh, you know what? I would love to hear. Do you know who Scott Galloway is? Yeah. He's that NYU professor. He's always, like, doing theses on, like, culture and stuff. And he's writing. I think he's on a press tour right now for a book he wrote all about men. And how, like, society has really abandoned men. It's like, ha-ha, funny. Men suck. But this is an entire species of people who's, like, being forgotten about.

20:42And when men don't have, like, love in their lives, they don't have nurture in their life, they turn to like violence, pornography and misogyny. And then the women are like, well, why is it our problem? And it's like, well, it's not. But, you know, well, what do we do? He also doesn't say it's the women's fault. It always gets kind of missed. No, but what he says is like when a man doesn't have a relationship with like a woman who loves him, then he turns to all these things. So it's like, well, you're crazy. Like, why is that our problem? And it isn't. I get annoyed. It's not. He kind of leaves that out, I think, purposely to get like clicks.

21:11Clickbaity. Yeah, but it's. Even though he says he doesn't need clicks. He's like the anti-click guy. so I have my issues with him but I also like what he's doing me too and it's an interesting conversation about like man hating culture which is like very much the culture we live in straight men and how like men are the worst and it's like it's in movies and it's kind of embedded in culture and it's like haha funny and what he's saying is like these are actual now like the real life implications well there's also incentive online to make fun of men like because it's harmless it's easy right and it's punch up you know online if you punch up you're good doesn't matter who you're punching up at but just best punch up right so i get the joke but i'm also allowed to go eye roll you know so you are a victim of it i am a victim of of so much so much hate speech like well that's the thing that's why i really enjoy doing the uf podcast because i'm taking a subject and i'm trying to take the air out of it that's why we don't get a lot of viral clips right i'm dying it's more thoughtful than that right i well because Because I would love to go online and be like, I see men.

22:14But this, men suck. Yeah. And I go, well, listen, here's what the anxieties a guy is going through. Take it or leave it. Like, our going saying on the U.S. podcast is, I'm going to tell you the weather, and I might be telling you it's raining out, so bring an umbrella. Right. Like, I'm not here to apologize. I guess I am if I'm just explaining what a guy could be going through. And I think a lot of times women are like, these men are stupid, but they're also master manipulators at the same time when they're dating. When a lot of times it's not that deep. It's not that deep at all. And I'm saying I always try to speak in the key of me.

22:47I try to speak I, I, I. Because if I speak for myself and I speak honestly. You can't hurt anyone. I'm not looking to hurt anyone. My goal is to just tell you what I feel. So we had a thing. We had a clip that was like Jordana asked me, would I date someone who drank a Red Bull in the morning? And I'm like that. Well, that's kind of crazy. Right? Would you? I said no. I'm with you. But I'm not saying there's no man on earth who could or would. I'm saying I wouldn't. I would look like when you see the icks, like I did a bit in my special about the icks. And it was about how I can't understand it because it's not very male.

23:24Yeah. There isn't one thing that could make me not want to fuck a woman. Right. Right. That's really funny. Yeah. So I talk about it and then I collected women's icks. I kept asking. and the comments section when people get mean about the icks and it's the Scott Galloway problem because when people talk about icks to me a fun ick from a male perspective a fun ick is that one woman's ick could be another woman's husband because I would say I'd go to Phoenix and I'd be like what are your icks and they'd be like sandals with jeans and all the women would be like eww eww hey men hey men so then they And then there'll be one woman next to a guy And he'd be in sandals with jeans And she'd be like, Robert, but you're cool Yeah, not you And you go, that's fun Because we're just taking the air out of you When someone says mean to waitstaff It's like, that's not an ick, that's an asshole No one would aspire And I also think we've lost the plot when it comes to the definition of it Right, I'm giving it to you People will say an ick for something that's illegal Someone will say an ick for something that's like a deal breaker He cheated on me, that's an ick No Well, that's where I believe young men, if they're online and they're reading that, they feel attacked because they go.

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24:39So you think that, you know, again, I'm not saying this is what's being said, but it could be felt that way. That like when you get carried away with any ick you say is a, you know, you can say it because you're a woman who's punching up. Because you're punching up. Exactly. Now we've lost the plot, as you say. Correct. So again, I don't know. This is why I'm a middle class comedian. I never speak in extremes I speak with myself I see both sides I see it I'm constantly seeing both sides Right I don't want to fuck a dude Who wears sandals With jeans either 1000 % So I don't know It's um I don't know I love doing You know Stand up And that's like The whole point of stand up You know It's like Making people talk Right But the house is on fire Here's why I think it's on fire Right It's commentary Especially these days Comedy is less like Slapstick punchline Than it is like Storytelling and cultural commentary Totally And some of my favorite Like stand up in recent memory is like commentating on the state of the world because it is so fucked up.

25:34It's not even so much like, you know, knock, knock. Oh, totally. I mean, like for me, I do 15 minutes on how my parents offered me their Ozempic. And the fact that you didn't take it is like so crazy. Ozempic is so expensive. Well, I'm lazy. So that doesn't help. Like, I'm like, oh, I should do that. And then like a year later. Of course, do it. Like, so I move like a sloth. Just ask my parents. I mean, I just bought a place in Delray Beach. And when we went and searched for apartments, my dad would just turn to the realtor and be like, he can't handle it. He can't even wipe his own ass. He can't even do anything for himself.

26:10And I'm like, can we just keep this in-house? Like, can we keep all my inabilities? That's hilarious. What do your parents make of, like, them being your muse? They think it's, like, crazy. Yeah. All of it. They, like, I, they love bringing their friends to the show. Oh, that's sweet. Oh, I have to say my parents like I talk a lot of shit. They are when I told them I wanted to be a comedian My mom didn't get it my mom because moms want to know that they did a good job So my son's a doctor done mom did well, right? My son's a comedian that you've never heard of I got a lot of explaining to do moms aren't good at explaining my dad was like Oh, okay You want to be one of the guys on 30 Rock who's sitting around the table writing right and he saw it as like a business venture He's like, you got no wife, no kids, go try it.

26:58Right. Make it happen. And since then, and then two years in, I remember, I did a show. You've probably been, I was in Connecticut. I'm doing a show at a casino and I'm bombing. I'm just not doing well. My mom was there. And in the middle of bombing, like no one's laughing. My mom starts laughing at me because of how badly I'm doing. Queen. And I look at the crowd and go, that's my mom. Ah. And they all started laughing. Right. And from then on, she has been like so on board. She will literally love hearing from toast people. Like she heard about me from here was like, like the best, what show were you on?

27:36I've been hearing about it everywhere. Oh, I love that. Oh, yeah. She goes around the country club and people go, did you see what your son said about you today? And she's like, what did he say? What's your mom's name? Kim. Shout out Kim. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kim, not a Kimberly. Straight up Kim. Just Kim. Yeah. She wasn't born Kimberly? No, Kim. That's really crazy. Yeah. I love that. So, yeah, she's a total character. My whole life, I've been, and I'm sure you have these people where my whole life, everyone - People have told you. No, they go, you're Kim's son? Oh. Like, that's my whole life. Yeah.

28:07And it's, I wear it as a badge of honor. And then I also, like, when Pete, again, it's like food noise. If you don't get that, we're two different people. Agreed. If you don't get my mom, you don't get it at all. What is your, and then we do have to dive in, but last question. I never shut the fuck up bringing girls to meet your mom tough it's brutal being single and being a comedian who talks about dating stuff it's hard because I have to be more upfront than I'd like to be I'm more honest on a podcast than I am than I can be I'm here, I'm single I'm having the what are we talk right now so it's hard and it's hard for me because I was in a relationship and then when that ended I think and you know this the social media when do you mix your life with social media yeah and it's not even that it's a lot of people that care it's just that you have to hear it yeah and I don't want to I don't want to have to undo that I don't want to unbutton that shirt again especially if it's somebody who hasn't like agreed to this sort of life I just want to be excited and so excited that I can put aside all the just all logical thought and people who know me for a long time you know they'll go well what it's been a long time of you saying that yeah it's like I know I know.

29:19I feel badly because people ask me, do you want to be in a relationship? It's like, do I look like a weirdo? Right, right. Like, do I look like some, like, Vinny Bopparelli or whatever? Vinny Bopparelli. Good old Vinny Bopparelli. Do you exclusively date Jewish girls? Yeah. Love that. I just think that we would have – it's more a mathematical equation. What do you talk about with a non-Jewish girl? I don't want to have to explain summer camp. I don't want to have to explain high holidays and how I don't go, but I say I go. and I get tickets for it. I don't want to have to explain my mom. Again, that's any...

29:53I just think I'm like playing the odds, so to speak. And I do feel a familial connection with people who are Jewish. Of course. So it's really playing that where I'm like, again, like the time wasting. I don't want to waste other people. I'm fine wasting my own time. Of course. But dating a girl who you don't think you could take it all the way with is a waste of their time and I respect that immensely. Well, I've wasted a lot of women's time. I'm sure you have. So let's dive into the past five stories. Are you ready, Jared? I cannot wait. Today's episode of the toast is brought to you by smart mouth.

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36:28So Eddie Murphy has opened up in his new documentary being Eddie about his decision to stay away from SNL for decades. It all stemmed from a joke that David Spade made on SNL in 1995 about Eddie Murphy's struggling movie career. Murphy previously called the joke racist, but he says in the doc that his anger was directed towards the show at large and not David Spade directly. SNL made Eddie Murphy a comedy star and he revitalized SNL's ratings when he was cast from 1980 to 1984. and then a decade into his post-SNL blockbuster movie career, he experienced a box office flop with the Wes Craven-directed horror movie Vampires in Brooklyn.

37:00Okay. And then David Spade joked about the poor reception on SNL. He said, On Weekend Update, look, children, it's a falling star. Make a wish. You make a Hollywood Minute omelet, you break some eggs. That's, like, crazy. First of all, I love that Eddie Murphy's just admitting to holding a grudge. Like, normalize holding grudges for decades. Totally. I mean, stars are just like us. You know, it kind of, like, makes me happy and sad. Yeah. You know, like, it's like. Because you think when you get to that level. You're, we're on the same page. Yeah. Nothing can hurt me. Eddie Murphy. What am I trying to, what am I pursuing if Eddie Murphy feels insecure?

37:34It's so true about like one joke on a show that jokes about everyone. Right. And it's like when people, when we talk about commenters, we're talking about like 1 % that don't like us. When it's really just, you have to have such a huge audience who likes you. To have haters. To have haters. And we get obsessed with it. And I'm like, well, once I do this or do that, once I have a Netflix special, I'll never care again. Right. I care. Even more. If you call me heavy, I will be very upset. You should title your next special heavy. Heavy? Yeah. I got to do a bit about that. I think you're right. Oh, do you not have a bit?

38:05No. Just about the word heavy and how deep rooted it is. Oh, my God. Heavy. Do you know the song Heavy by Florence and the Machine? I like Florence and the Machine. It's a great song. And then when you walk off stage, you could play that song. I think that's a great idea. I'm so heavy. It's so good. I always wanted to come out. I wanted to end my special with, what's her name? It was called Workout. I'm feeling my fitness. Oh, Kanye Workout song? No, it was, what's her name? Oh, let's get physical, Olivia Newton-John. No. I just flopped that episode. Kick me off the show forever. I'm sorry. The funny thing about Eddie Murphy taking this so personally is there are two reactions to getting made fun of on SNL.

38:48You can either lean in and be like, this is amazing. Actually, to Bethany's credit, they made fun of her on SNL. She made a million videos about how much she loved it. While it wasn't like the most amazing, flattering depiction of her, it was like obviously exaggerated. She loved it. I think if you've ever, you know, been made fun of on SNL, you either like say like, this was mean or this was amazing. You've made, there's an element of they're talking about you. Oh, big time. If you're in the SNL, if you're recognizable enough for a national. To SNL to talk about you. And that's Bethany. to Bethany, she's bottom line Bethany.

39:19That's why she makes TikToks all the time. You know that, right? She's making hundreds of thousands of dollars from the creator fund and she's all about money. And also, I feel like when people get upset that they've been mocked on SNL the SNL cast members are like, well this is the art and this is comedy. They're all very much so for Eddie Murphy to dislike a joke when he did that to other people, I find that really interesting because he was on SNL for four years. Right. I just it's it's just a showing of humanity from someone who was the biggest celebrity of all time. It's so true. So it's like you go, wow, it's beyond none of us.

39:55We all are insecure. We're all in our heads. So that makes me feel good. Yeah. And then I'm like, man, Jared, I can't believe that I'm going to like it doesn't get better. It doesn't get better. Right. Who's like your who do you look up to? Who's my comedy? person. So I have friends that I love that everyone should go check out. Sorry, people we've heard of. So Kevin James. Oh, that's a great one. Are you familiar with what's going on with Kevin James on TikTok? I heard. There's a guy that looks like him who's a school teacher. So people think it's him. I'm not sure what the windup was, whether it was actually him, AI generated, or somebody who just looks like him.

40:30But it's this guy teaching people how to paint, being like, I'm making a canvas, like if you want to follow along. And it's literally Kevin James. It's crazy. What was the windup there? Is it him? Is it not? Is it AI? I don't think he's doing that. Me neither. I think it's a guy who looks like it. He's too wealthy to do that. Right. Kevin James, so he has a special called Sweat the Small Stuff that you can go watch on YouTube. It's probably been - It's old. It's old. It's from the 90s, but it has so many bits that last. And I just love how physical he is. I love how he's like a big guy who moves.

41:00I always wanted to be a big guy who has light up my feet. I love that. I wanted to be a real agile big guy. Yeah, I love when big guys can wear good clothing. I like a big guy outfit. I like a big guy look. I'm just like, Kevin James to me is like, people have said to me, they're like, it reminds me of Kevin James. And I'm always like, you got it. When you said it, I immediately got it. That's a great one. I really, his standup, and he's not known for standup. No, I didn't even know that he did. A lot of the, and Queen of Queens is a fucking awesome show. You know, it totally has like passed me by.

41:33Not to age myself, I think I'm a little young for it. You're a little bit. But I love Leah Remini. She's great. Queen, Scientologist Queen. How about Stiller? Jerry Stiller's in it too. Oh, wow. He's the crazy group of dad. You're also so Jerry Stiller. So I did the Nantucket Comedy Festival, which is just basically they fly you out to do shows for a bunch of rich people. Fun. And Jerry Stiller apparently had a house that was like right by where the boats come into Nantucket. And he would do laps in the ocean every morning. Can you imagine you pull up to Nantucket? Fucking George's dad is like, hey, waving to you as you pull into Nantucket.

42:08Well, to me, like the Stillers are so not Nantucket. I totally agree. Nantucket is so not Jewish. So not Jewish. So not that energy. No. It's a different type of Jew. Yeah. It's like banker Jew. I think there's philums of Jews. Yes. There's like banker Jew. He's like Long Island Jew. He's Long Island. Like, yeah, not that. I find that so interesting. Yeah. No, I love that story. I was like, oh, my God, really? They're like, you might see him. They talk about him. That is shocking. Like he was an animal. Right. Like a whale. Okay, next up, we have news about my favorite people in the world, Alec and Hilaria Baldwin.

42:42Hilaria? Hilaria. From Western Massachusetts? She says a chien - We're the same age and from outside of Boston. Oh my God, you're the same age. We're contemporaries. I'm yadded. So Hillary Baldwin says that she and her husband Alec are in therapy to navigate their age gap. She's 40. I also feel like of all the things those two have been through, you know, the accidental murder, the Spanish scantile, your age gap is really not that bad and not your worst problem. She is like an unbelievable Internet watch. She's something else. Because you can't lie on the Internet. You know that. You can't. You'll get caught immediately.

43:25You will be found. You can't hide. And she has been like people are like, wait a minute. You're not Spanish. Right. You're from Weston, Massachusetts. You're 41 years old. Your name is Hillary. I went to high school with you. We called you Hillary. And then she is just like totally unbothered. I think she's bothered, but she just kept pushing. Publicly, yeah. And she didn't change anything, too. She'll still be like, como se dite? Right. She's seriously one of the craziest people ever. And I actually feel at this point we have no choice but to respect her. There is a level of respect for someone who could ignore commenters who are viciously angry at you.

43:57And you know what? And who got you. Totally. You were lying. Right. And she won't. She's like Rachel Dolezal. It's insane. Even Rachel Dolezal admitted that she wasn't black. I don't even remember the Rachel story. What? I know of it, but I'm saying like. She was, is, was a white woman who pretended to be like a mixed race woman. And she pretended so hard she became the president of the NAACP. It's like the most prestigious black organization. That's actually like a movie. And it's actually a verb. It's a verb. When you pretend to be something you're not, you do Rachel Dolezal. Really? I made that up.

44:29I'm literally Bethany. You're Bethany. Coin the term. I, Anna Roisman, who's a hilarious comic, she's so funny. She does an impression of Ellaria Baldwin. Okay. And then Ellaria saw it. And then they got together to do a video. Oh, that's nice. When you can lean in. Right. But she said she like kind of half leaned in. Yeah. The thing is with celebrities, I think they know now, like when the internet comes up with something about them, the best way to handle it is to lean in. but they have like such big egos that for a lot of times they won't and it just makes them look bad or they do it, you know, kicking and screaming and you can tell it's not real.

45:03You know as a comedian, yes and. That's the only answer. Yes and. Yes and. You got a yes and. Like when Lea Michele, that conspiracy theory that she doesn't know how to read. Right. It went on for years without her addressing it and it was clearly bothering her so much. So much of the people were like, well, now I actually feel like it's true. Right. And she recently leaned in and it really helped her overall Q score rating. But she waited far too long. Too little too late to me. You got to really own it and make fun of yourself. But like, it's a hard thing to do. Like, you know, if you hit on something that really, I mean, Eddie Murphy.

45:39Yeah, right. Like, you know, Eddie Murphy wouldn't go on SNL because of one joke that honestly, like, I don't even see what would be so upsetting to him. But you know what? It's also not a good joke. As my dad would always say to me, I can't tell you how to feel. Right. And you can't tell someone how to feel. And when I, you know, get angry that I want to have a cookie and I feel like crap about it. And then I eat the cookie and then I feel like crap again. Feel like crap again. And then I eat a second cookie thinking maybe that will bring me back. You know? I just want to say, I don't know you all that well just based on our conversation this far.

46:10You seem like an excellent candidate for Ozempic. I'm just saying. Like, just like the way you talk about food and your thought process. Not physically. to me the benefits from Ozempic obviously I loved being skinny it was the greatest time of my life was more so how my mind felt that's what I said to Bethany yesterday I'm not addicted to Ozempic I'm addicted to the feeling of just being free it's like that meme where your shackles are off like it's just freeing honestly what you're saying I understand it but you would run out of material that's a problem too I don't know if you're an X-Men fan I'm definitely not I asked that thinking, what are you asking?

46:49X-Men, there's a portion of X-Men where it's like, we found the cure for your genetic mutation. And then this idea of like, do I lose myself? Right. Will I lose myself? And I do like myself like my life. I felt that way too. You know? Yeah. So, and then also, what would I talk about? All I talk about is what I'm going to eat, how I'm going to eat, when I'm going to eat, how much I ate, how mad it made me, how I hugged a pillow to go to bed at night. But listen, you need to have more confidence in yourself than that. Like you are super talented. I'm okay. Thank you. You'll be fine. You'll be fine.

47:19We are talented. Of course we are. Yes. All right. Our sister here. This is a perfect segue. Amy Schumer has revealed why she deleted all of her pre-weight loss photos on Instagram. So Amy Schumer has gone through a huge weight loss. She's been open that she did it on Manjaro. And she says she did it for health reasons. She had a ton of health issues like endometriosis. Right. She doesn't need to say that. No, of course not. You know. She did then also, you know, lose weight. That's just what happened. And then like a bunch of her Instagram photos went missing. And people just assumed it was like all fat photos gone, which relatable.

47:47I think we've all been there. So fans noticed that she wiped her entire Instagram except for one carousel of herself in a mini dress. Just most recently, she looked super slim. But she then posted on Instagram to dispute the reasoning. She said, I'm proud of how I've always looked. I've been working to be pain free. I finally am. My endometriosis is better. My back is healing. I no longer have Cushing syndrome. So my face went back to normal. I'm grateful to be strong and healthy, especially for my son. Your Instagram is not your identity. It's a curation of what you want the world to see. and I feel strong, great, and beautiful.

48:14It's been fun sharing that. She insisted she didn't purposely go on a weight loss journey and that her main focus has always been her health. I'm sure my weight will always fluctuate. I'm a perimenopausal woman on HRT meds, wishing you strength and self-love on whatever path you're on as long as it's kind and respectful to all people, no matter their weight, race, or religion. Peace. She's not saying why. No matter your weight, race, religion, height, black, white. She doesn't have to do this. No, she doesn't. This is what, I actually, this is the type of story that will gain me no fans. Okay.

48:44Do you know what I mean? Like, you know, cause I hear this and the internet hates humanity. Yeah. The human response. I was at the comedy cellar two nights ago. I'm waiting to go on stage. Humble brag. Humble brag. I pull up my phone and it's Amy Schumer who I have had name. I'm Mr. Please. You know me. Whenever I'm around Amy, no one is nicer to comedians. Like she remembers my name She has no reason to remember me She has done things that I've heard about Like for other comedians That when you hear them you go Whatever you feel I just disagree Respect I just think Amy And she puts comedians in her movies She's a real deal I love her And she's a stand up At her soul To me Jewish people and stand up comedians I have the same love for Well, they are usually one or the other.

49:39The Venn diagram is just a circle. Right. So when I saw the picture on Instagram, you go, whoa. Yeah. That's a human reaction. Yeah, no, she's had a transformation. Right. And I saw the picture. I was like, what? I was like, and immediately went to her profile. And then I saw no other pictures. That's what she wanted you to see. Right. And so to get feedback for Amy to be like, you know, I guess the media is making a big deal. No, human beings saw your picture, went, whoa. What did she used to look like? What did she used to look like? When did this happen? And she looks fantastic. I'm happy she's happy.

50:18We've been documenting her Manjaro journey because we're just obsessed. Sure, we're a GLP. So I have known that she's been on the journey for a while because I think she shared this video in her car like maybe a year ago. and the thing with Amy Schumer is she's been famous for a long time she's fluctuated her weight in the public eye for a long time and I don't think unless you have been at her level and had your body talked about as much as people have talked about her especially in the comedy space where men can be just fucking vicious and men can go on stage looking as disgusting as they want as far as looks are concerned female comic, that is the hardest thing in the world, what you wear on stage is such a thing that I don't have to deal with like if I wore this suit on stage People are like, what's the deal?

50:59Yeah. For half a second. You're too dressed up. Right. What a woman goes through with everything she's wearing, it's in her head, it's in the audience. Makeup, jewelry, hair. Disgusting men in the audience who are thinking, because she talks about sex, she must be talking about me. Right. Right. It's like a whole frappuccino of garbage. And I noticed it when I've opened for female comics and when I've been and seen all this. You see it and you go, that is something I feel lucky to not have. And I'm not trying to be a fucking hero. No, but you're grateful that you don't deal with it. Totally. So when I see people, what you're saying is totally right.

51:36She's dealt with this for now two decades. Right. And also having a baby, which just changes your body. She can do whatever the fuck she wants, in my opinion. I don't give a fuck. And you know what? I lost a significant amount of weight, and I can tell you I wanted to delete every fat picture of myself from the internet. I so relate to this. And even though she claims that's not why she deleted the photo, she's not clearing up why she did clear her Instagram. It's not like she has a new album coming out. That's the only time you can clear her Instagram. Well, that's the thing. When she goes, that's why I laugh at her.

52:04Race, religion, creed. You're like, you don't have to do this. Real humans, people who aren't online and disgusting go, of course. Of course you're going to delete. No, the race, religion, peace thing is giving cast and crew. Yeah, you don't have to do that. That's where I go eye roll. I would say it's funny. Like when you see a picture, there is nothing more backstabbing than seeing a picture where you don't like it on a night where you got dressed thinking you look good. What was the point? Right. And you're like, am I delusional? Is my whole life a lie? So when you have your Instagram feed, you want it to be a representation of what you see.

52:41And what you currently are. And how you feel. So her being like, I'm just going to. But you're right. Like when you're a celebrity, it's like there's just different rules for you. There are. and thinking you can get away with stuff that you can't get away with. Right, and then to say the media, it's like, don't do that. No, assholes are gonna say asshole shit. Yeah. Today's episode of The Toast is brought to you by Squarespace. Thank you, Squarespace, for sponsoring our episode. Squarespace is the all-in-one website platform for entrepreneurs to stand out and succeed online. Whether you're just starting out, managing a growing brand, Squarespace makes it easy to create a beautiful website, engage with your audience, and sell anything from products to content to time, all in one place and all on your own terms.

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57:23Our last two stories are not super pop culture. A little bit more human interest. I thought you might have a funny take on the penny. Are you familiar with the penny, the coin? I've had a couple pennies. Has died. No more penny. No more penny. Yesterday, they minted the final penny. Well, that's going to be worth more than a penny. 232 years. So it currently takes 33 cents to create a penny. So the Treasury has been operating at a deficit when it comes to the penny for a while. And I don't know what took them so long. The penny is gone. What are dads going to talk about now? Because that's like a going dad fact where it's like, you know, the penny costs more to make than it does.

58:04It is a great fun fact. Actually, Jackie was the one who just told me that the other day. I'm like, well, that's so dumb. Do you have to deal with living down here or being down here? Is it the conversations with people that you must have? Oh, I don't talk to anybody. I don't leave my house in New York or Florida. I don't go anywhere. But people must approach you. Ben. I literally do not leave my house. I love my house. Are you going to become a shut-in? No, no, no. Because you're a social. You seem like a social person. It's actually something I'm kind of struggling with post-having a baby. is like once I had the baby I was like all right let's get back like I want to go out um and the first couple of times I left I felt horrible just like I don't like being away and so now I'm very much like a shut it and Ben is the one responsible for like our social events and so he pushes me a little bit which I'm glad he does because I would never leave the house if he didn't right but sometimes I want to slap him I'm like we're not going we're not we're not going to the jonas brothers concert right well he wants to do like event events that's like a lot all day things like we went to the rider cup that's a lot there's with the baby no no no so it's like tough because if I'm not with the baby I'm in hell right and if I'm with the baby I'm in hell too I'm out of sweating my ass off the Ryder Cup it was a thousand fucking degrees walking around and it was still great it was a party event they had like golf carts everything we had this indoor thank you to Celsius like with the air conditioning sure it was still horrible you still have to like drive there drive back feed I'm literally breastfeeding my tits out like it was just not some like intermediate events you need some like we're so all or nothing events I know you need like a couple's dinner maybe okay so I'm always suggesting a couple's dinner and recently I've been really into the idea of hosting dinner parties because that way I don't have to leave the house.

59:34Well, listen, I've never met Ben. Did you ever see that episode of 30 Rock where Steve Martin has like a dinner party at his big house in Connecticut and it turns out he's on house arrest? Oh, really? That's literally me. The show 30 Rock, I mean like - It's brilliant. It's almost like a timestamp. It's like so current events-y that I forgot it was current events. It's also the craziest show. I have rewatched it probably three or four times. Not only does it get better every time, it is timeless. That's kind of how I feel about Friends, even though recently it's not been so good. It's a comfort show.

1:00:01It is. 30 Rock is definitely like, I just rewatched it over the summer. It's the best show on TV. Listen, I've never met Ben. What? I would love to meet. You have to go on The Good Guys. I would love to go on. You're such a good guy like guy. I would love to be. I'll be your hangout in Del Rey. Totally. Your intermediary hangout. I'm not just saying this. We should get together. I can't believe you've never met Ben. Do you cook? Do you eat? Like what kind of. Are you kidding me? He likes tuna, which I don't like. That's the one food I don't eat. Wait, that's insane. I can't stand tuna fish. I mean, same, but.

1:00:31Really? Oh, but I'm like a very picky eater. I have peanut butter and jelly every day. Like, I eat like a two-year-old. Really? Yeah. I can't believe you don't like tuna. It's the one thing my whole life. I won't tell Ben. Don't tell Ben, because we don't want to start on a good foot. Do you eat fish? I eat everything. Do you eat chicken salad? Oh, my God. Okay, so you're probably just having a good tuna. Let Ben make you tuna. I think I had bad tuna once, and it affected me. The smell and the consistency. But I watch his food stuff. His food stuff's great. He's an amazing chef. Well, he's friends with, so Plug City, to go give a plug.

1:01:03Plug. My buddy's bar in Charleston, he knows my buddy Keith. Okay. Keith and I. Yes, Keith. Keith and I went to camp together and a Penn State. Is it the bar that Craig also owns? Yeah, Uptown Social. By the way. Oh, Uptown Social. Yeah, Ben's always talking about that. By the way, Uptown Social. They own a bunch of bars in the city too. Off the Wagon, Down the Hatch, 13 Step. So Keith and I. 13 Step, yes. We're like best friends. Oh. But Uptown Social has been like a home to me. when I go to Charles, I'm going to be there in the new year. I'm doing a show there. But I know that Ben, so like our paths have paralleled other than the podcast world.

1:01:37Interesting. And Keith is always like, I love Ben. Yeah. You should meet him. I find that really shocking. We'll meet. I'm going to tell Ben you guys should do a podcast while we're here. I'm in. I'm in. Okay. But I. Jared in. Penny out. Now I'm going to start collecting them because you know they're going to go up in value. Well, that's the thing. Are we going to be like beanie baby moms now? We're gonna like start collecting pennies. They're gonna be worth something one day. A couple of months ago I got a quarter. Okay. And it was like a special quarter. What was special about it? I just could tell it had like specialness.

1:02:08And I googled it. I actually took a picture and said to chat GBT. What could you tell about it? Like the year. It was like a design on the back I had never seen. Maybe it was like a special edition. Do you remember when they did the quarters for each state? Of course. Did you have the map? Oh my god. Oh did I have the map? Oh my god. I never filled it out. It was like the Monopoly game in McDonald's. Yeah. It was like the Livestrong bracelet. Like if you didn't have it Like Right What are you a loser? And I actually asked ChatGBT The quarter They said it could go For anywhere from $25 to like$25 ,000 Come on I don't remember What I ended up doing with it Well All I have to say Hold on to your pennies kids Right For a fifth and final story And again I would never choose this But this is so you Okay Okay Does that ever scare you?

1:02:46Yes of course Because you're about To be offended And you're like Right They're like Oh my god This is so you I saw somebody Eat something Out of the garbage and you're like that's me totally i just saw someone eat food off of their stomach while they were sitting at the beach okay well this is so you ready adult film jared's coming on putting up all the masturbation stuff no no adult film is accidentally screened in a passenger lounge of a ferry leaving young passengers screaming so this happened in england which makes it even funnier love it a ferry company has issued an apology after accidentally playing an adult film in its passenger lounge dfds which is the name of the company it said The unfortunate incident occurred on October 26th while one of their Transmatch ferries was heading from the French commune of DP to the town of New Haven in England.

1:03:33Passengers had been watching the Formula One Grand Prix on the onboard lounge. You know, everybody would have their eyes on the TV. Totally. On the tube, as they say. During a delay on the crossing. But once it had finished, the crew were unaware that an adult film was the next item to be shown. That can't be an accident. The company said during the delay, a group of passengers asked that they could watch the F1 Grand Prix on the TV in the lounges. And unfortunately, the crew were not aware that once the program finished, the next item to be broadcasted was an adult film. Once they were alerted, yada yada, they swiftly changed.

1:04:02We're very sorry for the understandable upset and anger that was caused. Their crew has worked hard to resolve the situation. This is like the next act of the French Louvre robbers. They're like, we're moving on to horrifying young children. Right. Did you hear that the password to the Louvre security system was Louvre? I heard that. And it's like. Relatable. I mean, relatable. We're all just. When you were a child, you thought adults were like smart and being adults. And then every now and then I have these sort of like existential moments where I'm like, I am the adult. Right. Having a kid has to do that to you.

1:04:32Yeah, of course. It's like I'm in charge. And the people I thought were in charge were so wise. I guess I am kind of wise. I mean, you have a multi-million dollar business. It's true. I'm still the dumbest bitch you'll ever meet. Like sometimes I do things. I'm like, oh, my God. Oh, my God. I'm so stupid. But I'm sometimes actually kept up at night by like the dumb things I've done in the last couple of years. But you coined the term porgy. Pardgy, I have. I like porgy too. Porgy, pargy. What does pargy mean? You said it before. I didn't know. I'm sorry. No, it's totally fine. I didn't read my toast almanac.

1:04:59You didn't read the one sheet. So, gargy, pargy. Okay. So, we just say, we say things weird, you know. So, we say, oh, that's gorgeous. That's gorgeous. That's gorge, gorge, gorge. Then we're like, gorge, gorge, gorge, gorge, gorge, gorge, gorge, gorge, pargy, pargy. so it's evolved it's evolved from gorgeous so sometimes somebody would be like alright I meet you there at 10 I'm like okay Pardee now it means like great okay beautiful like it can be extreme like a supermodel she's Pardee totally Pardee but we're meeting at 11 Pardee Pardee yeah it's very casual too give it a little hand I also love it off the lips Pardee agreed especially with the headphones yeah yeah yeah people don't know how great it is to wear headphones we were talking about that before and it's so funny because when Ben came on he's like I never wear the headphones I'm like really is he out of his mind he's out of his mind I'm like can you just test my theory I think that when you can hear yourself here I know we're sitting in front of lights and cameras But sometimes podcasting can just feel like a conversation In a good way But it doesn't always feel like a performance And when you put the headphones on It's like when you get on stage with a microphone It's power Totally and also it makes me a better listener And I fear Even though I have to say I'm dazed out When you were telling that pizza chips and guac story I missed the middle That's why you didn't understand me well that's my fault i gotta work on the story i was just like i'm really tired and i just like zoned up for 10 seconds and i missed the important part i'm like wait did you get the chips and clock right or you went next door while you were waiting right now there's someone listening who's like me too which is like the beautiful part of a podcast but i so true i was you know i was afraid of coming in here i'm like okay like you know i you and i have a very similar energy yeah so i don't want to be a lot it can be a lot and i don't want to come on here and like i want to be on your show and i want to like make this work the best episode ever i feel like it was i think it was i i come on here one last question because you i do believe we have similar energy before we have one more question if you don't mind no i love the idea of british children being horrified by a porno on tv oh yeah we didn't talk about my tea and crumpets what is that we didn't even talk about the story we didn't even talk about the story it's like it's disgusting but so funny so funny I'm sorry.

1:07:01It being British is just the accent. Agreed. It being British makes it funnier. Right. My nanny. Especially because they're so buttoned up and like obnoxious. Well, it's like, well, you watch porn. Right. What's less buttoned up than that? Right. Just some woman eating some dude's asshole on TV. I wonder how adult it was. Right. Was it just like, you know, Euro trip or like a film? I think if you're playing. Was it a film for adults or an adult film? They said adult film. They said it. I think it's got to be a prank. because hang on you right how does a pornographic dvd even get on a ferry right why are you bringing it and then why is it getting accidentally fell into the dvd machine you're like right so it's like that is a probably 20 year old dude yeah who thought it was hilarious and then saw like you know with pranks like that it's like you expect you're like in your imagination you're like it was amazing it's gonna be one but it's one person's gonna laugh and that's it when it's 30 000 kids I watched it was like a school field trip.

1:07:56Right. Like, not funny. Oh, no! My final question for you was, because like you said, we have very similar energies. And I feel like as I've gotten older, I've gotten much more comfortable that my energy is not for everyone. But when I was younger, especially doing this for a living, you just want everyone to think you're the best, funniest, and want you around all the time. Right. But we are an acquired taste. How do you, especially with internet, how do you get past not being for everyone? I haven't gotten past it. I'm just looking for tangible events. Well, you and I, I feel you. I feel like we're so alike.

1:08:32Probably our insecurities are like, when you say, I just want people to think I'm funny. That's all I want in the world. 100%. So when someone's like, I've seen your stuff on the internet, I'm like, oh. Butt clench. Stay funny. Stay funny. And so I'll never get over it. I'm going to be Eddie Murphy, no matter what. I would also say, when I'm not for someone, Like, my thing is just all fun and games and stupidity. Like, I'm never. Oh, so you're not for fun. Like, if somebody's not for you, you're not for fun. That's what, exactly. That's kind of how I think about it. That person must be so miserable.

1:09:07Totally. To not like me. I'm talking about farts and eating. Imagine that. Well, also, like, I only speak for myself. So I must have hit. A nerve. A nerve. And this has taken time. Like, you know, you've evolved as a comedian, as a personality. like things you did when you were younger you would never do now some people can never forgive who you were before oh please yeah i am an evolving person with differing person loving growth thoughts and opinions and i'm willing to be wrong when i was before and i have to say if you can't have fun with what i do time to look in the mirror and say hey miserable fuck time to cheer up that's more about them than it is about you and as our viral tiktok sound to quote the great tiktok sound from the toast yes we are a delight an absolute delight two more caring charitable individuals and i know us like offline the fact that we have so many haters genuinely blows my mind it's crazy and it's like also i think this what happens is we live in a direct to consumer yes dtc world so we love a dtc that's why we can do what we do but we also have to accept that people are not going to shop at our business.

1:10:16And what happens online is because we're direct to consumer and the consumer knows that, they feel the need to yell on their way out of the store. Right. Announcing their departure like it's an airport. We don't give a fuck. And we do. We really don't. But I do. No, no. Sorry. I mean, this is my whole pussy. I do not give a fuck. All from the puss. Right. Direct from the puss. Yeah. You heard it here first. DTFE. Go. Go. Jared, I can say confidently, I'm definitely going to have you back on. Oh, I made it. If I come back to Florida, you pass the test. I made it on a Claudia episode. Yes, you did.

1:10:47Because my energy with Jackie, I feel like I'm - You have to shapeshift. No, I love, because I'm like, okay, I'm Claudia. Yeah. And now I'm two Claudias. Right, right, right. So I'm like, and I have people say that to me. That's why I think you were the perfect co-host with Jackie, because it was very similar energy of a regular episode. Sure, and I was nervous about it. Sort of like manic Claudia. Yes. Regular stable Jackie. So I pulled, you know, I was like, let's pull back. So this was you pulled back? No. Yeah, right. I had a great time. Frightening. Yeah, I didn't shut the fuck up. No, you were great.

1:11:14Everyone, follow Jared on Instagram. I'm touring. You Up podcast and the J Train podcast. That's right. He's on tour. Tell everyone where they can buy tickets. Please, thank you so much. This is the only, all I want for people to do is come to the show. Okay. Okay. If you could do one thing. If you could do one thing. I'm in, this weekend, I'm in Durham. There's not a lot of tickets sold. Okay. We love the honesty. It's going to be me performing for the ushers. I'm in North Carolina, Charlotte. I'm in Charlotte. Those are, that's doing okay. Fort Lauderdale. I want to invite you to the show. I would love to.

1:11:45I'd love to have you. I already told Jess, we're going to get her to the show too. Fort Lauderdale, Miami Thanksgiving weekend. So it's like the perfect get away from your parents, get away from your family or bring your family because I talk shit about my parents. So it'll be like me talking to your parents. Perfect therapy moment. Right. And then I go to San Diego as well as Orlando. And then I'm in Philly, New York, Boston, Tampa, Tempe, Arizona. I'm all over this great country of ours. Jaredfried.com. Just go to my Instagram. It's all there. And again, like what you said, like, I love what you guys do here because it's like, it's all fun and games.

1:12:17We're talking about pop culture. It's fun. Life should be fun. I love it. And I'm a Florida man. You're a Florida woman. I'm not, but. Ish. Yeah, right. I'm here. You're here. So I, and I can't thank you enough. I love being a part of the. Thank you. When that woman came up to me at the airport. It was kind of beautiful. No, it really does like tickle my tuchus. I love that. Yeah. Guys, thank you so much for listening to the Toast on London Morning Show. We're going to live with the Fast Five Stories. to everybody through Friday on YouTube. So if you're watching this on YouTube, please feel free to subscribe and give us a video, thumbs up, we're also available as podcasts anywhere, podcasts can be found on Spotify, iTunes, Stitcher, Public Video, IR, Radio, CastBox, all the places where you listen to podcasts, find us, the Toastly, we have a five star review about how beautiful, stunning, and wickedly talented we are.

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