Pee Pee Poo Poo Behavior: Friday, September 5th, 2025

0:20I sound amazing. welcome back to the toast and happy friday or as we as the school kids say friday the coolest only the coolest people could say something like that and only somebody so creative thoughtful and original could even come up with a word like friday because it's like friday but we're excited so we say yay yeah exactly it's very complex stuff i know i seem joyful because that's just who I am at my core. What's going on beneath the surface, Turteloo? My sponsored athletes lost last night. Not to make everything about me, but I was obviously crushed. They fought to the very end. They played amazing.

1:04This is just the beginning of an illustrious tennis career, but I'm more so sad because I was really looking forward to every night this week. I've just gotten in bed and watched their match and been so invested in something and then gotten everybody else excited about it. So I'm just sad that I don't have anything to watch tonight. Don't cry because it's over. smile because it happened the spritz boys went further than anybody thought that they would except for us because we believe in our athletes young talent even the power of spritz and we just knew that they would excel that's why we chose them like we saw something in them that right sponsors didn't correct and it was a moment in time and it was beautiful and i think there's great things on the horizon for the spritz boys and if we don't have these moments of like challenge and strife yeah and not winning like the wins are going to be so much sweeter when they come thousand percent that's really beautiful so thanks to everybody who went on the journey with us of course thanks to spritz boys for just like playing their asses off and we'll see you again next year honestly we'll see you at wimbledon like i think maybe spritz needs a sponsor trip where we go to wimbledon i think so that feels right or like the australian open even though spritz is like such a small company no offense like they would have us flying coach and like staying in a hostel I'm just based on budgets so I think it's gonna have to be a self-funded trip we'll fly ourselves thanks thanks spritz I love your cake spritz

2:29um so today is Friday oh sorry Friday and even though it was a tough loss last night I'm obviously just excited to be back on the horn with my girls it's such an exciting morning um I guess Emily Oster heard us talking about her on the toast yesterday and she posted about us on her Instagram which is just huge you know for any you know moms who follow her who who don't know about the toast they're about to find the most amazing podcast that was just exciting to like be seen by someone um but she tagged me in an instagram story and that means that like i can ask emily oster anything i'm sure she's gonna block me but like i have opened dms with emily oster if you guys have have you ever like many times i've actually thought to myself like i wonder what emily oster things yeah and now i don't have to wonder so if you guys like need any like pressing issues to get to Emily, like DM me.

3:10I can get them to Emily. You should have like a monthly segment with her. But you know, the lines of communication have been open for a while. I was on her podcast. Do you know that? She has a podcast and I was on it. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, and I'm sure they would love to have you on it. Like you'll be probably getting asked. We would literally talk about Ozempic the entire time. And you should just like do ask her 20 questions. Yeah, I should, I should. I should. I have so many questions. Plus between like Dr. Fox, we were invited to her book launch party. Like I think she's surrounded by swirlies in her midst.

3:35I know she's like a busy working mother. So like, I don't know how much time she listens to the toast, but like the people around her keep her abreast of. I know like if I wanted to get to her before this, like I could have. But now I seriously have like open lines of communication. Yeah. No, I think she will love to fire off some answers to you. OK. Yeah, that's I'm old. It is pretty sweet. So that was an exciting thing. It's also Friday. It's our first Queenie and Weenie back. And I'm just so excited for those who don't remember every Friday, Jackie and I cap off the week with my personal favorite segment.

4:05And it is the best time of my week. Like how the DTQ feels about Dear Toasters is how, what are we calling the Queenie and Weenie stans? Claudia. Fair. I absolutely love Queenie and Weenie. It is like when I get to be, I either get to like gas someone up and sometimes like if I want to get someone's attention, I'll like make them Queenie and they'll be like, Oh, they'll like text me. I'm like, great. I haven't heard from you. And then if I like hate someone and I want to like really clown on them, I make them Weenie. It's just a really honestly cathartic way for me to end the week. and I think people really enjoy it.

4:36And I think it's a good way for us to look at the week at a glance, which is something that we love to do. And I feel like we can't go into it another week without looking back at the past week. That's really, that's absolutely beautiful. It's true. It's like, it's how we, you know, for lack of a better word, close the chapter. In summation. In conclusion. Okay. Was this like a unique experience or whenever you wrote a paper in like high school, every paragraph, every like final paragraph ended with, started with in conclusion. Yeah, the conclusion starts with in conclusion. In conclusion, I think this book sucked.

5:10That's literally all my papers. It's a never-miss. It was a waste of my time. There's a better way to say it, but like the professor will understand what you're trying to do here when you start out with that. Right. It was like introduction, like side A, side B, conclusion. Like it's like the classic four-paragraph essay. Wow, that's really rudimentary. It is. Like do you remember learning like the building blocks of an essay like that? Of course, of course. but I feel like there was always like three middle paragraphs. Well, okay. So then actually at NYU, there's this introductory course that every student has to take, no matter if you're pre-med, whatever, like it's called writing the essay.

5:45And it's like really small, like six person classes where you learn like really how to write the perfect essay. It is the most miserable experience on the planet. And I actually don't, I haven't retained like one piece of information that I learned from that class, but I did retain like what I learned in high school. Introduction, argument A, argument B, conclusion maybe argument c claudia's well you want to if you want to get like crazy sure but like to me it's the four paragraph building blocks that like really stuck with me it's crazy what you learned in school that actually sticks with you yeah an outline an outline yes i love an outline you do i feel like you're always making outlines for the redheads i am always making outlines for the redheads which by the way redheads went up yesterday like things we did got the episode out on time things I just did seamlessly integrate a promotional uh moment for the redheads and I really want to know what people thought about the episode in the book so if you could drop a comment on the redheads if you like did the homework uh please let me know because like I'm like out here standing here alone being like I hated this book and everyone else is like it's so amazing it's so beautiful like I I seriously hated it and I just know that you would hate it more than me so as a natural born hater I relate entirely to the experience that you're this is that's like seriously my lived experience i'm always like wait what are we talking about this is the most disgusting piece of shit i've ever seen and everybody's like it's amazing that's how i felt spoiler alert not to uh not spoiler alert a trigger warning about the barbie movie um not that it was a piece of shit i was just like i'm not seeing what you guys are seeing and that happens to me a lot so i relate to you and i'm sorry that you're dealing with that but you will find somebody who hates it just as much if not more than you and i can tell you it's the most amazing experience yeah so just come out of the woodwork like let me know what you think and i don't go into reading a book wanting to dislike it like I've given you my time my energy my heart my heart you bitch like and it took me a while into this book to be like I really don't like this yeah no thank you I miss Eden Sassoon I don't she was so crazy I'm finally all caught up on your home I was shocked when the episodes ended they wanted to play Real Housewives of Orange County for me it's still mid-season though so like you're just gonna keep up with it now i'm just like abreast seville trip has ended these women are so crazy they literally cannot go three minutes without fighting but it makes for such good tv because it's like constantly changing dynamics but it's like real fighting i find like with certain franchises when you can tell they're just like trying really hard like that happens a lot in salt lake city and why i stopped watching it is like literally one day you're best friends with someone in the next day like your arch nemesis it doesn't make sense like it's not a human way to live it's like this is a group of people that would never ever choose to be together especially go on a trip like outside of this show like they the way that they speak like offends each other with every breath they take they're just all so different so it's like just so interesting to watch they can't get along because they like are speaking literally different languages like when adriana called kiki kiki like called adriana out for something that she literally did and how did you have to be so ratchet and kiki was like what like why would you call me ratchet like you like she was so offended and by the way i kind of agree with kiki kiki is not ratchet no and kiki literally just told the table what adriana just like that's it cut to the next day adriana is like talking about the situation and it's becoming clear that the word that she thinks that she said is wretched but her accent is so thick okay that it sounds like ratchet that makes a lot more sense yes because she was shocked by everyone's reaction she's like it's just wretched like what's a big that's hysterical no they're literally speaking different languages it's so funny well that's miami it's like a real melting pot of tostadas from all different parts of the world it's true lisa's canadian there is a trending sound on tiktok right now from the real housewives of miami it's alexia me apologize i por favor you're crazy i cannot stop saying it i por favor i really need to like add that into my vernacular sometimes i'll like throw a little spanish in there like you know better like why and now i'm gonna be like i por favor okay add it yeah i should have studied abroad in Madrid.

10:06Speaking of study abroad, I'm still slugging through the very last episode of the summer I turned pretty. She went to Paris to study abroad and she shows up at the school and they're like, you literally don't go here. It is the worst show on the planet. I need all the characters. I need there to be an actual disaster where everything gets wiped out and I don't have to see any of these people ever again. And Shayla survives. Oh yeah, sorry. The lone survivor is Shayla. And Steven, so they repopulate the Earth. Also, we talk a lot about Shayla and Steven and I don't think we really ever talk about the fact that they are dating in real life.

10:35the actors I think I've known that somewhere but I just assume they've broken up but no they're still together they were at US Open together which makes it even more criminal that they kicked her off the show because like there's a real love connection between Steven and the actress of Shayla Edward and Bella right and like why did you take that from us like I seriously like I want answers and accountability it made no sense she was such a good character or maybe just like a shayla spinoff i would love that she was fabulous so rich she's so fabulous oh speaking of very wealthy asians i know you don't know do you know becca bloom is i do you do yeah you've talked about her and then she's not on instagram she doesn't come up for me but like i've seen a couple things she got married over the weekend in italy okay sick suck mazel tov for those who don't know she is like literally real life crazy rich asians um she lives in san francisco she started sharing her life on tiktok just like her jewelry and her shoes and she wears like 250 000 necklaces to work like it's insane it's a level of wealth we've never seen before um and she got married over the weekend real parjee it's just like their it's their intimate wedding i believe they're having like a big bang out wedding um more traditionally chinese this was just their like 60 close friends at a villa in italy wearing oscarina renta yeah it was sick her chairs the chairs at her wedding where van cleef sick sick and then where do they go like were they rentals the chairs yeah i don't know who sits on them next i assume they were rentals but i don't know when you're so rich like maybe you just bought them maybe but then what are you going to do with that unless you have like a big 60 person dining table in your ballroom that i bet she does okay okay she was also sharing their house hunting journey they live in um what's like the wealthiest neighborhood in san francisco it's like palo alto like that one yeah palo alto because they're like you know tech in the tech space um and she was like sharing her house hunting journey she shared some videos like she's looking at like seriously it's insane it's just her and her fiance they're looking at like 50 million dollar houses it's the craziest thing i highly recommend and it's funny because the internet like hates rich people right like once you become wealthy and unrelatable like people start hating you but the general consensus on becca bloom is like she rich is right you know and like they love her like love love love and when they say eat the rich we're not talking about Becca Bloom.

12:51That's what TikTok says. And it's just been interesting to see how she gets away with being rich when other people, other richies, haven't been so lucky. Ooh, I believe they call that selective outrage. That is. Yes, yes, yes. So she's safe. She's been marked safe from the ire of the internet. But I just know it's been too pargy for Becca Bloom. Like something's going to happen. You know, everybody loves her. Yeah. And I believe it was the great John Mulaney who once said, likability is a prison. What did he say? He said, likability is a prison and I have a chin implant. that's what he said

13:25do you notice anything else here four days in a row working I did I thought you were gonna say did you know it was Bruno's birthday I didn't how old is Bruno Bruno is five we celebrated his birthday in the Hamptons his birthday's a day after Charlie's got it of course so it was kind of we do like a joint birthday cool cool cool yeah and he's looking more handsome than ever a couple of people have commented on his weight loss his groomer said to me she said has Bruno been eating oh my god no you told him that he's drinking hot water with leaven because he's anorexic i was like no he's on a weight loss journey like it's a whole thing thank you for noticing he's as hungry as ever don't worry because she thought he was she thought he was sick like she was like does he eat his food i'm like he oh he's oh he's giving terminal she he eats everything now i don't want to start a fight okay but like are you going to apologize to me i'm not gonna apologize the initial i know what happened with Bruno's weight and when you started sounding the alarm he had not gained weight yet we weighed him I just want to say for like a year I said this dog is fucking huge every time I would come I haven't seen him for like weeks or months I would notice more significantly than you and you would like weigh him and you'd be like no he weighs the same and like maybe that's true but now he's on a weight loss journey now he's on a weight loss journey how does that make sense no one time I weighed him he weighed the same I didn't agree with you that he looked big and then over the year he was getting bigger i literally got a gate in my house because i thought it was because he was getting the scraps of kids food on the floor like i was with you he was on the program turned out someone was overfeeding him i'm just saying he's on a weight loss journey looking better than ever i've been saying he was fat and everybody said i was being mean okay well the good news is is that bruno has his physique back and he's looking better than ever and his fat phobic auntie stepped in.

15:18And when I spent the summer with him, he was like, really, I could tell. He was like, thank you. Yeah, but the summer, again, he had a big boy summer because there's a lot of people in the house. There's a lot of food to get. He went off the program for a little bit. But that's okay. So did I. We all had a big boy summer. By the way, do you find I am eating less than a quarter of the amount that I ate in the Hamptons. I'm eating nothing here. I said to Ben yesterday, and this is why I could truly never live in a house. because you eat more when you live in a house. I just know it. Like house versus apartment.

15:48With a house, like the kitchen, it's just the center of the home and everybody chills there. Like living in a house this summer, I couldn't, I was just saying this to someone, my friend Kristen. I said, I over the summer was eating a box of Oreo thins. One box every two days. Like I kept placing an Instacart order for a new box. I haven't had an Oreo thin since I got home. I'm so skinny. No, every time I would walk past the kitchen, it was definitely like a 200 calorie intake. Just like on the pitch top. like paying the toll to get to the living room but i i actually disagree with your hypothesis because i'm in a house now and i i'm not eating anything like first it's a couple things when we're together and when our family's together like we're just celebrating we're eaters everyone wants to like we we gift food like we're just food is our love we literally got a carvel cake to celebrate iris and pepe right like we would just like be at a store be like oh kojis would love this like right right cinnamon buns for all we think of each other also the hamptons has such amazing food that everywhere you go it's like it's a shame to not pick something up it's a shame to not eat true especially when we're pregnant and we're eating with purpose like it's true i'm going to nourish my baby with this cinnamon roll from round swamp farm yes i am yeah it was the right thing to do for at the time there is no food in florida like there's no food here i literally don't eat anything and especially because i'm too tired to like really cook something like pargy i actually just started doing a sourdough loaf this morning because i'm not eating i don't eat anything since I've been home Ben's been on a sourdough journey like since Sunday and I have not seen a piece of bread I know it's an art I know it takes seven days but like let me tell you so many dishes there's like crusty sourdough on the floor on the wall all over these like jars and I still haven't even seen a piece of bread it's insane yeah he's doing starter from scratch so that takes like five days to mature it's just really a shame that he didn't take some of my starter that was sitting with us for two months it's also a shame like you gave me starter last two years ago and I kept it in my fridge and then like maybe a month ago I was like it's time get like it turned black yeah you could pour off the black I know I know still that's too long but like literally all he had to do was just like take some of mine from the Hamptons the Hamptons and that's and it would have been ready to make the next day but he he's like well this way it's really from scratch it's what he said he's really proud of that but like the thing about starter it's like it's also about the history of the starter like my starter is a descendant of a ballerina farm right whose is a descendant of oregon trail like my starter has 300 years of history your starter has roots yeah so you actually don't want the freshest starter it takes a long time to mature it gets better and better with every feed but i don't want to tell him that he's excited and i'm not trying like this is the start like all trees need to be planted right like ruby will be able to tell his friends like this is my dad's starter yeah that's what i pray that ben does this long enough for ruby to tell his friends that's my dad's starter and he's like turning into like toxic you because while he is on his sourdough journey like i said i've yet to see a piece of bread and i still need to eat so i bought a loaf of sourdough from the grocery store and he was like this crap i'm like okay well you haven't given me an alternative yeah a girl's gotta eat Was it real sourdough, like three ingredients?

19:08I don't know. It was from the Fairway Bakery. I feel like, yeah. I just don't see them like feeding their starter back there. He was like, when I make sourdough, it won't have as many holes. I'm like, meanwhile, it was a delicious loaf. I made an amazing sandwich. Oh, it was holy? Yeah. Interesting. Speaking of holy, I ended up on a Florida Georgia line. like fan page who is just like making edits praying for their return um and obviously they're not making a return but i saw somebody say something really interesting that just got me thinking about you know like country music at a glance florida georgia line walked so morgan could run and they do really have like similar energies we forget but there was like a two three year period where florida georgia line was not only making the biggest hits in country like they we're crossing over every time meant to be cruise holy yeah i don't think it's so it doesn't like scratch the itch in my head like it does for you it was i thought it was a pretty good analogy i'm i won't argue it i'll allow it oh my god thank god i'll allow it i don't have energy to argue it but i don't feel the exact same way so just to circle back i will not be receiving an apology about for being labeled like crazy fat phobic auntie i never labeled you anything what's with the word fat phobic like i'm afraid no i'm not afraid you know actually i am afraid i am my personal journey is like i am afraid i'm not afraid of fat people being fat i'm afraid of getting fat again but that's like my own personal issues like i'm not afraid of other fat people only like one definition of the word fat phobic like there are probably multiple but i do think like afraid of being fat that is different but that's not what they mean when they say or like homophobic i'm not afraid of being gay well maybe i don't also mean that yeah but i don't like them adding phobic at the end when they're trying to say like you hate fat and you hate gay people right oh okay so this is a larger it's a larger issue on the phone on phobia just something i've been thinking about like i don't think homophobic people are afraid of gay people i think they hate gay people so it should be like homo hatred something i don't know just i'm just throwing it out like i think it's a flawed like linguistic system but what do i know i failed linguistics in college yeah no i understand what you're saying i think it's a lot to take on but yeah yeah all that to say i'm not getting an apology and you're not fat hatred no oh my god that would be a self-hating fatty i don't hate fat people at all i personally don't want to be fat and I would argue like a lot of fat people don't want to be fat.

21:52That's why Ozempic has been such a fabulous thing. But it clashes with the body positivity movement because when you're overweight, you're like, you kind of have no choice. Like you want to be happy, you got to be body positive. But then this thing came that was like, oh, you actually don't have to be fat anymore. And we were like, oh, okay, yeah, I'll take that, please. So it was like, where does body positivity go in the age of Ozempic? If I was in college, I'd be writing a paper on it. Interesting. And would you tap Serena Williams? Actually, yeah, she's quite relevant it to the conversation now no but i would cite i would cite myself like i would be this the subject of my own dissertation because i am like nobody was more positive than me i think that's a conflict of interest i could write the paper on you yeah but i can't trust you to be completely unbiased why you're my sister you're my sister i'll just be like she was beautiful at every size yeah like i need she was always so amazing i need someone driven by data and we asked her should write a study about you well i did dm her and i wanted to ask like how do we get like an actual study on ozempic and breast milk like up and running because i like do they need money what do they need i'll support to talk to who does studies dr easy yeah she did a study on ozempic but not about like maternity.

23:08She knows how to run a study. I don't know Zempick. It's actually so true. And then you could say like, I volunteer as tribute for the study. Yeah, I'll be. You're donating your body to science. Yeah, Jane Doe. So that's something. But by the time you get all of that done, like Ruby will be 12. I'll be 12. I'll be 12. I'll be your grandmother. Ruby will be 12. Literally. And you will already be back on Zempick. Now, I might just be saying this because I'm eager to get to Queenie and Weenie, but I do feel like it's time. Yeah. I mean, the thing is, it's actually always time. Do you know what I mean?

23:41It's beautiful. Yeah. Like when we started the show, we would literally say good morning millennials and jump right into the first story. We would be crazy if we went like five minutes of just like chit chat. It was unheard of. We didn't even know that was an option. And I will credit when I think about the Genesis toast at a glance, if I might. Of course, please at that time. I really think like the move, like me moving made for like so much more, like for us to need to catch up on? I will say you moving, I thought was going to be like the absolute end of my career. Like I was really thinking about going back to school and like getting a graduate degree.

24:16Having said that now in hindsight, it's funny how God works. It was the greatest thing that ever happened. It really forced us one to up our game in terms of tech. And I know a lot of people remote podcasts and absolutely there's not one person on the planet that does it better than us. Like we have the absolute best setup. You cannot convince me otherwise and two yeah we had to like work harder at keeping up with one another it forced our show to like evolve i completely agree thank you so much for moving like really separate lives whereas like we used to when we were in the city like do the show on top of each other and you go to lunch go home like i don't know go to the gym and like watch like there wasn't that much like living separately that happened so what are we going to catch up about every like now i have so much to tell my koji a thousand percent so necessity is the mother of invention slay all is to say we could start the stories whenever we want because that's what we used to do and we're also like adults who are what is this from we're adults with no children we have the luxury to design our own lives well we have the luxury to design our own joe what's that from sex in the city yeah when big doesn't want to live with her anymore even though they're literally married and she like is telling everyone we have the luxury to design our own lives it's like okay just your husband hates you it's fine it happens listen we've all been there well now without further ado dot do dot do it is time for the fast five stories that you dot do need to know and the fast five stories that you need to know are brought to you by built rewards if you like me pay rent every month without earning anything in return please allow me to introduce you to built it's the rewards program designed for renters who want to earn something for their largest monthly expense.

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29:54That's Nutrafol.com, promo code, The Toast, T-H-E-T-O-A-S-T. Thank you, The Turt. you're welcome our first story is some royal news some two-pronged royal news and not about the usual suspects the wig well yes the usual suspects being harry and megan this is about kate and william kate and william are making news separately and together first kate showed off her shocking blonde hair transformation which usually haircuts and hairstyle changes are not news here at the toast but kate millen is middleton the iconic exception that is now rocking a blonde look and i got tagged in this a million times people wanting my take like and one thing you're not going to catch me doing is talking about the hair of a woman who just had cancer like is it a way i don't give a fuck like she's expressing herself through hair she just had fucking cancer don't literally don't ask me for my take on this i don't have one like do you boo do you oh for sure do you but like she's such a con a steady and a constant and such a it's so true stable you know queen elizabeth never showed up with blue hair a perm like so i could see though elizabeth with blue hair like i'm sure she was itching her whole career totally it's like the one thing she couldn't do as queen yeah so it's like really it's not even just about the physical transformation it's about like what it means that she's just like kind of like going crazy and i think that's like what happens i wouldn't know But I think like when you have cancer, like you deal with something so serious, everything else just sort of falls to the wayside.

31:25Like the the rigidities of life. And even if, you know, the future queen of England, like this is her, you know, for lack of a better word, like letting her hair down and just like fucking around. And I feel like there might have been a time where she would have absolutely never done this, been experimental, especially her hair is her thing. But I think when you just go to the edge of a cliff, like you have cancer, like it puts everything in perspective. You're just like, fuck it. What if I just wore a blonde wig? Maybe she's always had the itch to go blonde, but knew that that was a bridge too far for the royal family and for her position.

31:54And now this is a good time to try it out. What if you just fucked around with your hair? I love it. Now, it's not platinum blonde if you haven't seen the photo. It's like a dirty blonde. It's very light, light brown. However, it is very surprising. Yes, it's a huge shift. We've only ever known her to be a brunette. Like when I saw these pictures, I was like, I thought it was AI. I thought it was AI. I was like, I ignored it the first time. I was like, what are people doing? That is a really tough part of this job. Not to make like everybody feel bad for me, but I am constantly, and I'm a very savvy internet user.

32:29I'm constantly getting hoodwinked by AI. Like that picture of the Pope in the puffer jacket. I only found out like two years later that that was fake. Yeah. It happens to me all the time. Yeah. But most AI, like you could tell. No, it's getting better. The sixth finger. The three legs. Yes, yes. But these days it's getting a lot smarter, which I think is like kind of the dangers of AI. You know, they're outsmarting humans. They are. Although I cannot stress enough, when I'm talking about the dangers of AI, just know I'm never talking about ChatGPT. I believe it was on this here program that I signed up for the premium plan and it is the best money.

33:06Literally, ChatGPT is raising Ruby. We're like attempting to sleep slash nap tree in Ruby right now, like with ChatGPT. it's the most amazing thing ben's actually done something really smart which is that he has started his sourdough journey in partnership with chat gpt and it's brilliant because sourdough is so scientific yep that i'm actually going to ask chat today i'm going to give them my measurements which is what i did in the hamptons i'm going to say like i'm making a loaf 330 grams water blah blah how long should it ferment for and i'm in south florida i keep my house at 69 degrees How long should it be for bulk ferment for?

33:41And what should my cook time be? Because I don't think my cook time is perfect. I we used Chow Chow Chow Bt last night because like two nights ago, Ben made me like an amazing dinner and I wanted the same thing, but like in a different font. And so we said like I made my wife amazing chicken parma spaghetti two nights ago. What should I make her tonight? That's like a similar vibe. And we had something quite similar. Are you going to tell us you're going to get key? It was like an Italian seasoning chicken cutlet. I don't know like exactly what it was. I feel like some people would say it was like chicken Milanese, but I wasn't.

34:10It was somewhere between, no, it was somewhere between like a schnitzel and a chicken Milanese, like Turdy's version. With sauce? No. Just like a chicken cutlet. And then we had this like garlic lemon spaghetti. It was so good. You love GLS. I love, Ben makes this like garlic Parmesan lettuce. I'm cracking up. Certainly not. Garlic Parmesan buttery noodle type thing. It's fucking amazing. I'll have him make a video on it. Oh, thanks. Yeah, you're welcome. Also, Prince William did Eugene Levy's Apple TV show called The Reluctant Traveler. Really? Two of them are like cracking jokes on this new show of Eugene Levy's.

34:54Do you think that William and Kate watch Schitt's Creek? I think everyone watches. Oh, I forget that Canada is like a part of the Commonwealth, right? Yeah, I think everyone watches and loves Schitt's Creek. Any like TV watcher. And I think they watch TV. They're like, hold up all day in the castle. What? Literally, if they don't. I mean, in the crowd, they're always fucking watching TV. Yeah. Yeah. I think they would watch it. Screech. I think they would, too, especially because the levees are kind of the pride and joy of Canada. They're the most famous people in Canada besides like Justin Bieber.

35:23And he doesn't even live there anymore. Yeah. So I think he's definitely a fan. I mean, we could probably watch the episode and find out these simple questions. No. You know, if I'm somewhere where it's playing, like I would watch this. but speaking of apple tv shows uh-huh they either came out or announced or we got the artwork they're doing like the office spinoff called the paper okay and they're putting so much money behind it it looks so bad i just know in like two years from now we're gonna like it's gonna be completely erased from like from everyone's consciousness like but in this moment i'm seeing it every time every bus in the city it's on every bus stop it's all over like the billboards and shit and I just know I just know nobody's gonna watch it I know it's gonna be terrible and I just know we're all gonna forget about it I'll have to see if Zach is interested in watching it and then I should he loves the office he loves the office but I don't really want to send him back there like I haven't seen the office on my televisions in like a year and I'm at a place now with Apple TV plus where um when the new season of your friends and neighbors comes that's when I'll be renewing my subscription like I used to watch Ted Lasso cancel it Apple TV is not something I need to be subscribed to year round it's not fiscally responsible like netflix hulu like they've got a bunch of stuff but i'm really only ever watching one show on apple tv so once the season's over like i gotta cancel it they shouldn't really make it a la carte and then you should be able to and then you should be able to buy episodes like the itunes store like prime itunes no but prime slays like you can subscribe to prime and watch like a bunch of shit for free or if you're not subscribed like buy it sure or rent it even yeah i like options i actually cancel my peacock this morning since love island usa is that's crazy no longer and i don't watch a lot of peacock peacock is a good one but i also like i like to also you're so like you're like if i'm not watching and you don't mind like logging in a million and out a million times no i don't no not only do i never want to log in again i also like i want to let you know that i support you and if i do ever cancel like it means something like you should oh okay karen yeah you're giving look into that you know i'm not just like i really don't cancel willy-nilly so when i cancel you're canceled i don't know these subscriptions are really adding up it used to be like three four five six seven eight dollars now this peacock i canceled because i didn't want to like pay for commercials with love island 17 a month like that's crazy yeah that's really nuts yeah but And you pay for cable.

37:54YouTube TV. Oh, okay. So you're saving. Yeah, no, but then I also just bought ESPN Plus so I could watch my devil's partners. That you can cancel. Note to self, cancel that. Yeah, that's a big one. Yeah, it was still because it's a part of like a bundle. I don't need a bundle. I just needed ESPN. They make it so hard. No, I'm sorry. No. Yeah. No. That's too much. That's a bridge too far. Well, love to see William taking after the great Queen Elizabeth. but she would every now and then dip her toe in. You know, she was in Bond, right? She was in Paddington. You know, British things. Yeah. Love that.

38:29Yeah, super cute. Are you ready for our next story? Yeah. Little booze news. The Kelsey Brothers' Garage Beer has scored a$200 million touchdown despite an industry-wide booze slump. So Garage Beer, which is a light beer maker backed by the Kelsey Brethren, is now worth roughly$200 million following a funding round as it has skirted a broader decline in sales across the industry, according to a report. So first of all, their investors... It's misleading. It's misleading. It sounded like their beer got bought for$200 million. No. And that's not the case. They just raised$200 million. So when you raise money for a brand, it's like that's the value of the brand, like according to numbers.

39:10But that doesn't mean like, you know what I mean? So them, it's misleading. I thought when I first read it that they were... Like another 100 mil for each brother now. Right. Because they just made 100 mil from the podcast deal. Like they're crushing it. They didn't sell their beer company for$200 million. They're investors in a beer company that is now raising money at a$200 million valuation. But that could go down. That could go up. Like it's not real. Like they're investors in a beer company. That's not their beer company. Like there are other investors. So their investment is doing well is the news.