Physique? Consider It Enhanced: Friday, September 26th, 2025

0:20I sound amazing. welcome back to the toast and happy friday friday hey jacks how you doing looking so cute and pregnant if you guys aren't watching on youtube jackie just looks so cute today thank you so much i'm wearing one of my new maternity outfits from gap maternity oh so it's really made to enhance my physique it's by the physique consider it enhanced yeah it's giving enhanced i took some like cute mirror pics i'll post them on my instagram It's giving enhanced. So that you can see. But it's like really nice to be wearing like stretchy clothes that fit, that accentuate the belly. And I'm feeling really cozy in my outfit.

1:01You look amazing. I hope it's translating on the show. I just like in the mirror it looks good. But like, I don't know. I guess it's technically the same color as the chair. And I don't know. Yeah, you are. It's giving blend. But guess who's here today standing out from the pack? Is it Scroona, Luna, Duna, Bruna? It's Bruno. first time spotted on the show since watermelon gate however this morning we did experience hamburger bun gate because i accidentally my pantry a jar and he got into some hamburger buns that were like on a low shelf let me ask you a question martin's no actually i believe pepperidge farm i don't know where they came from that is so weird of you i'm sorry anybody who buys buns that aren't martens i didn't buy them i'm trying to think why i had them no no they weren't gifted i think i was ordering um from like a healthy food store and i got some like i had had some hamburgers so i was like oh let me get buns just in case so i bought whatever buns they had anyways in total he had one whole bun and the rest are obviously garbage thanks broody but uh now i need to keep an eye on him he was like trying to get in people's handbags this morning like he's he's on a rampage he's so embarrassing he is so crazy but he's here and that's what matters bruno it's amazing to have you here you guys right before we started the episode jackie like sort of dropped something and i'm i'm i'm eager to get to the end of the episode as you guys know every friday we do a little segment called queenie and weenie and i shared with jackie before we recorded there was actually having a hard time coming up with my weenie and she said don't worry about it i've got it i said i've got you you're just if you could if you could like wait on my secret project till the end of the episode that would be great and to distract you can you tell us about your secret project from last night oh yeah secret project alert secret project reveal yeah i went to like kind of like a party event dear media hosted a dinner by the way at the corner store like am i the coolest girl on the planet or what trendy restaurant i'm always telling you to go to the corner store travis and taylor have eaten there Yeah, I went to a private event there.

3:08And it was just like, you know, a bunch of moms. It was really, it was an event for mothers, a few fathers actually. And Ben was supposed to be there, but he double booked me. And he was like, sorry, I can't come. It's like, oh, so you want me to go to this event by myself? Well, he had like a party evening. Yeah. And thankfully I like knew a bunch of people there, but I hate going places alone. And when you're in the influencer industry, not to get like sidetracked, but you more often than not have to go to these things alone. Like when you're going to events and stuff, you don't get a plus one.

3:32But because like Ben is also a creator and a podcaster, like he was invited as a client of Dear Media. I get to go with you a lot of places. I go to I never have to go alone. And so last night I did. And it was totally fine, actually. I knew like a ton of people there. And I got seated next to Emily Oster. So like I walked in and I walked past the table and I saw briefly my name was like kind of in the middle next to Emily. And I was like, oh, I'm the most important person here. Thanks, Dear Media. And it was a part of the event. And it was like a co-hosted dinner with Instagram and Dear Media talking about like, you know, internet safety for teens.

4:04I don't know. Maybe because I'm a teen or maybe because I'm a teen mom. That's why they invited me. But I really came to meet Emily Oster and to, you know, eat at the corner store. And let me tell you, did I eat? Usually these events, nobody eats. Oh my God, I was so hungry. And I feel like everybody there was like in some stage of motherhood. So like everybody ate. It was really nice. Yeah, you had the pregnant women. You had the nursing moms. you had the ones who haven't had a full meal because they've been just eating scraps off a toddler plate then i went out after again yeah i got home at 10 o 'clock where'd you go after and i just had some you know things some people to meet up with you know no i don't know yeah just like kind of like socialite things why can't you tell us what it is oh no i just we went out to crane club to like meet up with some peeps like okay like that who are the peeps oh my god You're obsessed with me.

4:53Wait, but like, why won't you tell us who you were with? Okay, okay. Everybody wants to know. Everybody wants to know. I genuinely don't know. I was with Melissa Woodhouse. Were you? Yeah. Interesting. Yeah, she wanted some tips on how to be healthy. So I gave them to her. I gave them to her. So generous. I know. It's kind of what I do to help people who are severely unhealthy. That's so big of you. And speaking of, you were saying the room was full of nursing mamas. This morning, I ventured out. Okay. I ventured out to find an exemption. For the Yom Kippur. Yes, as you guys know, the fast day is coming up.

5:36If you're pregnant, you don't really have to fast. I don't know if that still applies to breastfeeding mamas. So I reached out. I was going to reach out to my rabbi, but I said, you know what? Let's reach out to his wife. She also just had a baby, and she obviously understands the plight. now she had a lot of questions for me about my supply and i knew i could like lead the answers if i wanted to get but i was honest with her but she was just like if you don't eat does it really affect your supply how is your supply i wouldn't know right i literally responded to her i said i've never not eaten so i don't know if that would affect my supply right like lol um i knew i could have answered her she was like do you have enough milk to feed the baby like if you don't oh i guess Yeah, like you do have a freezer status and you've posted about it on the internet.

6:17Yeah. So I could not lie. And so I didn't necessarily get the answer that I wanted, but she was flex, right? She was like, really try to make it to 1 p.m. That would be like a huge mitzvah. And just do your best. And then there's like different things you could do, like a kazai. And she was telling me like a mouthful of water. So I'm going to try. I think that's fair. Or like fast with liquids, you know, like that you could have water, electrolytes, coffee, like all liquids. Yeah, I like that. diet. Flex. So skinny. Flex. So skinny. Are you gonna fast? No. No. Okay. It wouldn't be good for me.

6:50Well, I'll do the night portion because I do stop eating early anyway. But no. No. We're I'm like literally like as pregnant as you could be for Yom Kippur. No, of course. When they said pregnant. You look so pregnant. When they said pregnant women like shouldn't fast, like they're talking about me. 1000%. I'm not just like you know, like first try like. Right. First try guy. Feel good. Actually, excuse me. I didn't that you're literally talking about me last Yom Kippur. I was like in the throes of first try and I did not fast. I didn't even attempt. Yeah. It's such a tough time of year. It is, but it's a beautiful time filled with positivity and sweetness.

7:28Right. And Jackie and I are sort of beams of positivity and sweetness sort of pillars of our community. Everything is amazing. Everyone is amazing. No matter how stupid and ugly you are, you are amazing to me. Yeah. beautiful to me you're timeless to me so we're gonna bring that energy into the stories today everyone's a winner it's like is that even the attitude god wants us to have i don't think so everyone's a winner no it depends i think everybody like views their own lord in like a different way and so in the jew in jewish like our god is a merciful god right but he's also like fair yeah you're a dumb bitch energy so um i think in other religions like they perceive you know their lord to be like a little bit more lenient but like in judaism like it's a tough no he's a harsh judge yeah i feel like that's the energy we should bring yeah just sort of emulating god's harshness and mercy i feel like we have a lot of mercy I'm an extreme like I'm constantly giving grace I mean did you hear what I said about Haley Joel Osment I know we're so big literally and we are so forgiving extremely do you want to others extremely forgiving did I say that I believe no I think I said extremely rolls roll the tapes roll the tapes my fave um and how are you I'm good it's like an unearned Friday but I'll take it.

9:04I know because we did have two days off in the middle of the week. So just like let's, you know, everybody be cool. The Friday's. Yeah, everyone just like act normal. Maybe no one will notice that it's Friday. Right. And yeah, I'm excited for the weekend. Oh, do you have any big plans? I do. I forgot to tell you. What are you? Oh, are you going to the Ryder Cup? I am. And actually, I meant to ask you. I need you to tell me like everything. So I like wasn't really listening the last time you told me about like America and near appearance. And then I just tell me. Let me explain the Ryder Cup. So it's like kind of like a mini Olympics.

9:35It's a golf match between Team USA and Team Europe. So Team Europe. Has it started already? I think it starts today. The boys have been like there all week. They had like a pargy fancy dinner with their wives. They always have like a big dinner before the cup. That's so cute. Let's see who's on Team USA this year. But it's the name. I saw Rory. He's Team Europe. Oh, shit. You're right. Okay. Scotty Scheffler. Scotty Scheffler. He is classic. I just need, like, in order to know everything about it, I need to get on, like, that side of TikTok. So let me just shout into my phone. Ryder Cup, Rory McIlroy, Ryder Cup, Bethpage, New York.

10:15So Scotty Scheffler, Xander Shufle, who they don't focus on in full swing, so I don't know him. Bryson DeChambeau, we all know and love. Oh, my God, but Bryson and his TikToks are so crazy. Yeah, no, that's his thing. He's, like, the internet golfer. Justin Thomas. wait I need to bring Sachi I think him and Margot would be really cute together like such a good looking couple but he's gonna be busy so okay fine maybe another time maybe another time Justin Thomas that's JT Ben knows him right I know Justin Thomas you're saying I have a friend at the cup yeah well again he's gonna be busy but maybe grab drinks Sunday night if it goes well not my friend playing oh my god I have so many friends who are athletes jj spawn cameron young uh sam burns patrick cantlay he was in the documentary kyle morikawa we know him ben griffin harris english and russell henley a lot of new names actually and then keegan bradley is the um captain which is a big deal because last rider cup it was kind of like it was a whole plot in full swing keegan bradley had played for the u.s team he's like a really sweet family man he's not the coolest guy in golf but he's like steady you know and he had played in the Ryder Cup a few years ago and like his shot was the one that like lost the Ryder Cup for and it like haunts him oh my and so last year when they were picking the team for the Ryder Cup there's like half of them get in if you're the top six in the country you're you qualify and then the other half the captain picks so he was like could have been on could have not been picked he was really hoping to get picked and like come back and redeem himself and it was all about like is he going to get picked or not to be on the team and he did not get picked and he did not play but this year he's the captain that's nice isn't that a beautiful story the comeback and that well we'll see how it goes but i feel like he's so nobody wants it more than him and like historically does europe usually win does america usually win like are we we haven't won on they switch off every cup playing in the u.s or playing in europe so usually the u.s wins but when we play in europe we haven't won in like years playing there they won the last one because it was in europe two years ago but when we play in america do we usually win because you get home court advantage like people go crazy it's like a very rowdy event like the olympics like u.s it's rowdy u.s yeah people like chant and they boo the other continent obsessed i'm gonna be there booing 100 um and then so the european team has a lot of players that you would also know but they because they're famous like rory like rory uh robert mcintyre i just want to say like justin rose do you remember him oh wait justin rose has whitney rose's husband he has cavaliers koji jackie don't you feel like and i feel this sometimes with the olympics when um people compete for other countries but like they live in the states they train in the states like you're draining our resources where your mackerel right lives in america just saying they all live in florida and it's nice that you have like connection to your home country but like i don't know you're draining our resources and then you're trying to beat us i don't like it that's classic for the olympics i feel like for this no one minds because it gives a little bit of rivalry and they have to just like make shit up they just need cup after cup and the olympics like sometimes people don't make it to the american team so they're like oh my grandmother's German.

13:42I'll compete for Germany. Like you can qualify that way. So that's different. It's different. Yeah. Also golf was invented in Scotland. So like they have a lot of golf pride over there across the pond. That's fair. Also Shane Lowry's playing for Europe. He's like, he always gets a plus one because he's like Rory's best friend. I don't know how much he like earns it, but like Rory's like taxing him in. Got it. Got it. John Rom. John Rom. Bob. yeah and rom bomb so I don't know if you'll know the other names anyways it's a very big deal it's very exciting I'm so excited that you're going I'm sad you're not coming I know that's like I have FOMO but it makes me feel better to know that I physically can't come like what would I be doing there yeah so you have to give us a full recap on Monday I think I might try and watch some of it let me know if you see me on TV when are you going I don't know Ben just said we got tickets Oh Or two days Maybe today I don't know I have to find out And it's just you and Ben?

14:47Yeah So fun So fun Let me know everything Will do Our golf correspondent on the ground This is a sports podcast you guys Don't get it twisted I'm wearing 49ers merch today Via Abercrombie And They slayed They slayed their NFL collection this year All's to say USA USA Oh, you know, I'm going to be over there like with my, oh, should I have to wear red, white, and blue? Yeah, but also you should probably wear like Travis Matthew, like a little golf. You have a tennis dress energy. Yeah, yeah. Little girl, sweet polo. Little girl. Little girls, little girls everywhere. I thought when we say little girl, we're quoting Mary Cosby.

15:29Mary Cosby by way of Miss Hannigan. Honestly, Mary Cosby is kind of like a modern version of Miss Hannigan. 1 ,000%. saying you don't even have to differentiate which one you're saying because they say it the same now if we were to cast in annie live right this moment mary cosby's our miss hannigan who's our annie we've got annie we've got annie who played annie in the one in annie live you loved her she did she hasn't done anything yet like she's a young girl um but she was so cute you loved her what was her name i don't know i have no i don't remember her name was annie Annie. What's We Got Annie from?

16:06The movie. We Got Annie. But not the original. The one and also Nicole Scherzinger was doing We Got Annie. Grace has her moment. Grace. She was Grace. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Grace. Victor Garber is always Daddy Warbucks. Eternally. Or he's Mr. Stacks played by Jamie Foxx. Jamie Foxx did a really good job. As Mr. Stacks. Yeah, which is such a funny name. But Daddy Warbucks is Daddy Warbucks. Yeah. Don't make me go down. I should have a dream about Victor Garber the other day. And Jet Puckett. That's Campbell's husband. And Jet Puckett is kind of a modern Daddy Warbucks, if you think about it. Yes, with Paloma as Annie.

16:52That's our version. And Campbell is Grace. Campbell is Grace, and I'm Miss Hannigan. Thousand percent. um let's get into the stories because we have a lot to discuss and we have to put a positive spin on it all okay i dropped my ipad like the second we started the show and i haven't picked it up yet okay um and i actually don't know what to do about it yeah i might have to do the ads from my phone oh i needed to call you out on something my ipad case you know what's so crazy and where is your branded ipad case so ever since we came home from the hamptons you know that i have to put on the granny the cook for the yeah jackie takes her work ipad and her kids obviously don't do screen time but on airplanes she allows it they get my eye puts it in that like kid friendly one that has like the handle squishy one and literally they walk into the hamptons and they're like granny the cook is here like who they call that the case with the shop i don't know why i missed the origin story but they call it granny the cook

17:53so um i put on granny the cook for the plane and i i know i put the toast case like in my bag or something but it has not materialized it hasn't materialized where i whereas i thought that it would i guess i could look a little harder for it but like i got a lot going on so if you guys give me some fucking grace that would be nice all literally all we do is give fucking grace yeah so could i get something is upside no i'm talking about us talking giving grace to you your mic flag's always upside down you don't have your case get your fucking case bitch oh so you're not giving grace no yeah i'm not oh sorry wait i forgot it's like to a woman was a lot going on where i'm supposed to be the pillar in the community can't give a little damn grace she's such a pillar in her community that's one of my favorite phrases without further ado here are the fast five stories that you need to know today's episode is also brought to you by happy egg egg shopping should be simple happy hens make happy eggs and most store-bought eggs are sad eggs meaning the hens who lay them are trapped inside the yolks come out pale they taste really bland well happy hens spend their days outside on pasture leading to a tasty orange really bright yolk and it's a difference that you can see but also that you can taste.

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24:43They agreed. She would be the first to go. I'm sorry. I can't talk about the show without even just mentioning, like I was asked to, I'm sorry. Like I was asked to be on this show this particular season. I could never know. And now knowing that like people go home and someone has to go home first. And like, that really might've been you unless your team happened, unless your team won her team lost. So I guess like the losing team, I'm just, this is me theorizing the losing team loses a player. Yeah. So unless your team happened to win, like you just can't go home first. When I saw, I saw a headline that was like, see who went home first on Special Forces.

25:14And I was like, oh, embarrassing. I wonder who that was. And it was me. Yeah. I mean, I guess she didn't like really go home because she chose to leave. But I totally understand Lisa Vanderpump, like wanting to be out of Dancing with the Stars. And I always say like if I was ever on a show like Dancing with the Stars or like American Idol, whatever, like I wouldn't go home first. I wouldn't win, but I wouldn't go home first. I'm like, that's the goal, not to go home first. Yeah. Anyway, so it was just interesting to see it on TV. Yeah, it was. Our first story, Taylor Swift is making her late night U.S.

25:45return. She has been announced as a guest on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon in an Easter egg filled video. She will be on the show on Monday, October 6th. Yeah, I know. I don't want to talk about it. Because you could have maybe gone, but I don't think you could go because you're previously engaged. So I got offered tickets yesterday. And of course, I do nothing. I never do anything. What do you mean? You were out last night. Oh, so true. And you're going to the Ryder Cup. I'm so busy. And I literally. I'm going to do this event that like I actually reached out and said, can we move it up or back?

26:24Because I got tickets to Taylor on Fallon. And they were like, sorry, like the whole day is like. No, no, you literally can't. I just had to ask. I'm not going to back out or anything, but I just like I thought maybe they could move it. Maybe they maybe they've also been wanting to move it. but they didn't also got tickets to Taylor on Fallon. So I can't go. I'm so upset. I'm really sorry. That's such a bummer. The biggest bummer there ever was. Because like you could have been there. Yeah. Well, anyway, she'll be on Fallon. So she is rolling out some press. Everything is coming out after the album comes out.

26:57I put on my new music Friday today and I realized like this is my last Friday without Life of a Showgirl. I know. I'm really excited. I'm excited too. I'm excited for new music. Like period. I feel like when a lot of albums came out in this late winter, early spring this year, and like I was overwhelmed and I couldn't listen to all of them. And now there's been sort of like a drought and I'm so ready for an album. Yeah. And honestly, it pains me to say it, but like Breener's most recent album, like I listened to it because I'm a fan and I support it, but it has not stuck to my routine. No, I don't think, no, none of the songs made it to my like songs.

27:29Not to say that I don't like them, just to say that I don't want to listen to them like 12 times a day. Go Go Juice made it to my And Goodbye made it to my like songs Yeah and maybe I should put some on Just to get a little more of it But I don't know I really gave it a lot of chance Like I put it on every time I got in my car It just didn't stick with me but that's okay Right right I'm Tommy from Arkansas And I really feel like Taylor's new album Is gonna be like just the thing I need To get my ass back in the gym Like you know I don't like move much these days But having like something Because it is like Travis said it's banger season having that like I'm gonna go for walks like that's what I need I feel like I'm only fat because Taylor hasn't released her album so if she could just do that for my health that would be great I completely agree you agree that I'm fat that she needs to do it for your health and for the health of the nation so you think I'm unhealthy no but we could always be healthier that's true could always be healthier so true and the health of the nation koji well of course if we want to do anything about this obesity pandemic give everyone a shot of ozempic and a new taylor swift album yeah get to work pandemic epidemic sorry yeah um get to work taylor so that's exciting we'll get some lurd and and hopefully that means more lurd but as we discussed yesterday i feel like the rollout and the press tour is going to be a little bit different from what we're used to it's definitely different especially with the press being after the release you know I wonder if she'll do any other podcasts now that like she's done a podcast as we've discussed like podcasts are really like the first stop these days for big announcements and press not to say like come on the toast of course you're always welcome of course but like I wonder if she'll do any so I feel like the current and I was actually thinking about this this morning the current like go-to podcast for people in the music industry is jake shane he's like very much like the the millennial no it's not millennial gen z zane low no it's jake shane and he selena was on and everybody was like freaking it was so sad actually he announced selena and everybody was like you're one step closer to taylor and it's like what about selena it could be jake shane yeah and he's a swifty oh my god huge and he's taylor has interacted with him a little bit on tiktok um if she were to ever do another podcast it would be jake shane you that's to say i don't know if she will do one honestly like it makes the travis one like she's so romantic i think it's like so cute that the only one she's ever done is her husband's like yeah if she i don't know if she'll do one but if she does i can't imagine she would not ever do call her daddy she would not ever do joe rogan no all the time i don't like i'm looking at the charts to see shows that i think she would maybe do okay read me like the swirly ones that that she might go on.

30:24Oh, Amy Poehler? Actually, I could see her. No. Oh my God, she has the biggest beef. There's a special place in hell for women who don't support other women. She hates Amy Poehler, and Amy Poehler hates her. What was I about to say? I could see her doing... No, Armchair Expert. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I think they actually would really like each other. Yeah, that is a good guess. Jay Shetty? No. Ooh. I don't think she wants to go that deep. Yeah. No, no, no. This is so fun. Let me see. There was someone I had in mind, but I can't. I don't. I could see her doing. Oh, Kylie's podcast? Oh. A lot of people go on.

31:11Not after the slander. A lot of people. Like, her show is now kind of a guest show, yeah? Yes, yeah. Because I see a lot of guests. And, like, she's had Kelly Clarkson. Yeah, I don't think Taylor would do it, but that's funny. I also I could see her doing Las Culturizas just because it's an iHeartMedia one and Taylor like loves radio but I actually feel like they're not Swifties like I don't think there's lore there you know what I mean interesting yeah but the iHeartMedia like can't be over can't be understated it's Jake Shane hey by the way it's so Jake Shane and to be honest it's Jake Shane's interview to lose yeah no he totally has it if there's an interview to have he has it can you ask him But don't tell us, of course.

31:50But just ask him. I want to know.

31:57Such a good guess. It's 730 in L.A., though. Oh.

32:04Okay. He wouldn't tell me, though, because he'd be afraid of losing it. Me and my big mouth. I understand. Okay, don't ask him. Don't ask him. I know. We'll pretend like we haven't figured it out. Yeah, we know. Everyone be cool. We know. Are you ready for our next story? A little music news. stagecoach 2026 lineup just dropped yeah and i'm so happy i'm happy too because i don't feel compelled to go not to say that it's bad not to say that it's bad but it's like if it were rascal flats luke combs morgan wallen like i would unfortunately have to get my arse on a plane and go but yeah it's cody johnson laney wilson and post malone which is pardy for the attendees but i don't feel like i have to go agreed um i could go this year like last year i could not go this year I could go it's a lot you know um I'm not where I want to be you know when it comes to like putting Luke's together for the desert this one I'm I'm okay to skip I do really want to see Post Malone live actually the other day was like Ben we should go to a Post Malone concert and I looked at his like website and he's doing international um so this would be my opportunity but it's not um it's not some some years feel like they're literally tailored to me yeah where it like really hurts that I can't go.

33:15Yeah. This doesn't hurt. There are people. Okay. So Rascal Flatts, Morgan Wallen, Luke Combs, Carrie Underwood, like certain people. I'm like, damn. Yeah. Lady A. Lady A. Oh my God. I would lose my mind. I've been loving Jordan Davis. I've been listening to like so much Jordan Davis. Bar none. You know, I don't know. We don't know. You know, I mean, I works on you. Like I would be upset, you know, doing what a damn near broken heart does uh okay gonna need three or four more baby if i move it on that skyboard here are the big names in the big fonts friday night cody johnson bailey zimmerman who like literally went from small font to big font in one year i i just want to say i think like his font is too big okay red clay strays like the font is big for me the font is big for me yes this is like a very much like a relative assessment i'm sorry i don't know what the word i'm looking for it's like we are being relative in our assessment like it's like about saying it's the truth i'm just saying it's my truth 100 okay ella langley cutie oh i love her counting crows oh mr jones and me sam barber i know sam barber and then if you get a little smaller some of the names that i recognize are chase rice noah cyrus winona judge big zaplug which i know now from you know zaplug big zaplug he has a collab song with luke holmes oh yeah it's really good it's like luke like goes hard in the chorus and then big zaplug like raps the verses it's really good okay my hip-hop king yeah and your hip-hop queen right here literally um saturday headliner laney wilson deserved yeah i mean she's entertainer of the year riley green is a big font that's the he's the perfect size artist for that second line and i'm sorry like he's not on the same level as bailey zuckerman i feel like that's a big deal this this size font that riley green got he's been hustling for a while he's worthy of it for me he's worthy of it but i don't know i feel like that's pretty big yeah and journey journey like don't don't stop believing like glee yeah they're throwing it in a little 90s lore in here also on saturday night they have hootie and the blowfish plus counting crows hootie hootie well a lot of people don't know that hootie and the blowfish while they're not like an active band the lead singer darius rucker it's like the biggest country yeah he could headline stage coach he's like a huge i mean and it's so right all right i got boots under my bed the woman i love laying in my bed and like seriously he's one of the best country artists ever so i love hootie i wonder if he'll play darius songs as well for sure probably it's probably a long set then the third line of saturday is little big town so i know you're upset about that around the pond too Teddy Swims.

36:27Yeah, the thing is with Stagecoach, as much as it is a festival of country music, it's also just a festival of people who can actually sing. And that does include Teddy Swims. Yeah. Like, I wouldn't be surprised if Kelly Clarkson headlined. She's more likely to headline Stagecoach than she is to headline Coachella. And that's what's wrong with Coachella. Correct. Saturday night headliner is Post Malone. Subhead is Brooks and Dunn. Wait, Saturday night? Sunday night, sorry, Sunday. Got it. So he's technically like the headline headliner. Yeah. Which is deserved. He has S1 Trillion. He has all those claps.

36:59He's going to bring out a million people. It's going to be amazing. Like that's going to be amazing. I just know when I'm like watching our little sister's Instagram stories, I will not have FOMO. You're going to wish that you had went. I'm going to have to mute her on Sunday. Honestly, maybe I just go to Sunday. Like I want to see Post Malone so badly. And that F1 Trillion album is one of the best country albums this year. I agree. He deserves to be nominated for a Grammy. me i agree brooks and dunn hootie and the blowfish third eye blind oh ben will love that for sunday this is all on sunday yeah okay maybe i would just read young brett young he kind of fell off what happened to him he was like on his way not for me oh my god i've been meaning to mention this thank you for when i was watching love is blind uk when where is this going claudia what was the couple you uh barda yeah barda and um jet Chet.