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Podcast Episode Summary: The Toast - Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025
Episode Overview In this episode of *The Toast*, hosts Jackie and Claudia Oshry discuss a variety of celebrity news while sharing personal updates, particularly revolving around their pregnancies. The episode is marked by excitement as they prepare for maternity leave, engage in light-hearted banter, and reflect on significant life changes.
Key Topics Discussed
- Personal Updates and Milestones
- Pregnancy Announcement:
- This episode is special as it's the first time both Jackie and Claudia are podcasting while pregnant together.
- The episode includes light-hearted reflections on their pregnancies and preparations for maternity leave.
- Career Achievements:
- The hosts celebrate reaching the bronze tier milestone of 100 million streams on Spotify.
- They mention a billboard recognition for their achievements, highlighting their success in the podcasting space.
- Celebrity Gossip and Stories
- Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce:
- The couple was spotted in Philadelphia for Mother’s Day.
- Discussion on how Taylor manages her public persona while navigating her relationship with Travis and their families.
- Molly-Mae Hague and Tommy Fury:
- Molly-Mae reveals that she and Tommy are back together after a nine-month breakup, citing necessary growth and sobriety in Tommy.
- Hosts discuss the impact of public relationships and the relatability of Molly-Mae's journey.
- Bravo’s Real Housewives of New York City (RHONY):
- Discussion on RHONY going off the air with hopes for revival, emphasizing challenges in casting and maintaining engaging content in New York.
- Billy Ray Cyrus's Family Healing:
- Billy Ray shares that he and his family are close to healing amid personal struggles, with Miley Cyrus also addressing social media rumors regarding family dynamics.
- Prince Harry and Meghan Markle:
- Discussion of the couple's recent appearance at a Beyoncé concert, focusing on Meghan's social media presence and Harry's fashion choices.
- Comment on the public's perception of their relationship and the impact of their choices.
Key Takeaways
- Personal Reflection: The hosts express excitement for their upcoming maternity leaves and the changes that come with it, emphasizing the emotional nature of this transition.
- Celebrity Relationships: The episode often critiques celebrity relationships, emphasizing the struggles behind the spotlight, such as substance abuse and family dynamics.
- Cultural Commentary: The discussions provide insight into the current state of reality TV and celebrity culture, especially regarding the pressures and expectations placed on public figures.
Conclusion The episode captures a blend of humor, vulnerability, and cultural critique, as Jackie and Claudia navigate their pregnancies while engaging with the latest celebrity news. It highlights their personal journeys while reflecting on broader themes in celebrity culture, making it relatable and entertaining for listeners.
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Transcript
Automatic transcript. May contain errors.0:20I sound amazing. welcome back to the toast and happy monday because jackson claude is coming to town yeah that's right the beautiful sounds are brought to you by jackson claude coming to town jackson is in town hey jackson how you doing i'm doing good so happy to be here for our big week This is such a big week. Let me tell you why. Shall I count the reasons? Shall I count the ways? Yes. One, Jackson Cloud is coming to town. We're together. Always so fun. The aforementioned coming to town, yeah. And I'm here, by the way. I came. She did. Two, it is our last week together before we break for mat leave.
1:10Mat leave. For maternity leave. So it's like last week of shows. Kind of high stakes for content, do you feel? No, I feel like it's just going to pour out of us because it's like the last week of school. Like we're breaking for summer. It's the best week ever because it's like you almost miss it. You even miss school because you know it's going away. It does. That's a really good comparison. It does feel like, at least for me, I woke up and like, oh my, it's my last week before I'm literally like not working. And then when I'm going to summer school and I have that like, Jackie's going to summer school.
1:38It's a perfect comparison. Like where it's like, I'm going to be working harder than ever to get my degree online. Even today, I'm working tonight. Like it starts now. Yeah. she's taking her classes online but the thing about Jackie is that she's getting her degree on her own time like you really could just don't have to worry about her right so I'm gonna really miss regular school where all my friends are here and like I'm not the only one going to summer school do you think you're gonna come back with like summer school friends definitely I think I'm gonna come back from your mat leave with new friends because I'm meeting a lot of new people some familiar faces but a lot of new people I'm really gonna be putting myself out there but everyone that I've booked like is someone that I actually know or like no like want to talk to I'm interested in follow so I'm excited to meet them but it's gonna be a very social few weeks for me so I have something to tell you wait that was the second reason why it's exciting what's the third it's our first time podcasting pregnant together oh my god I forgot we have casting pregnant together publicly we have to do a photo shoot after this like we'll just touch bellies well you know what we have to do aren't we on a billboard this week we're always we are we are We haven't really talked about the fact that we actually achieved a major milestone career-wise.
2:47In the podcasting space. We are getting - Something that like chip or no chip, they couldn't take away from us. That we are receiving kind of like our Hollywood walk of fame moment. Yeah. Our Spotify creator milestone. We reached the bronze tier of hitting 100 million streams on Spotify, which we're really proud of. On Spotify alone. It doesn't include YouTube. It doesn't include Apple Podcasts where most of you listen. It's like one of our smaller platforms. It's like a minority platform. 100 million. These glasses, 100 million. they're giving us a billboard they're giving us a plaque we actually asked for two and they said no but like they're working on it i think they said like you could pay for the second no no no youtube can't even pay when we got our youtube plaque we were like oh we're like a duo can we get two they're like yeah you just have to pay it was 150 i'm like sure spotify was like you get one and so we were like arguing like where it should go but um we pushed back we're like please and we can't be the first people to have this issue no i would hope if you have a podcast like you do have a co-host because it makes things a lot better and easier yeah so we are on a billboard so maybe will take you we'll do our paternity shoot in Times Square that's what I'm thinking love inspired so publicly podcasting pregnant publicly podcasting pregnant I have something to tell you okay I found out something really crazy like two days ago and I'm like you know what I'm gonna save I wanted to get Jackie's reaction on okay I'm like hyping it up a little too much you're becoming a Brunson boy no everything you tell me is like Brunson boy no it has it literally actually has to do with me which is so rare.
4:07I never get to talk about myself. So I haven't watched the newest episode of Paul American because I'm saving it. Right. And there's another episode that comes up this week. I believe it's the finale. So me and Ben were like, we'll watch them together. We'll really enjoy it. And people were like, Claudia, you're really going to like this episode. Cause I guess Nina's doing like birth prep and she has like a healer come. She's does like a lot of like things that I've been talking about. So my friend Beatrice sends me a clip and I'm like, all right, you watch Paul American. She's like, no, watch the clip.
4:32So I watched the clip and Beatrice was the one who recommended my healer to me Nina Agdell is using my healer Yiska remember I was talking about Yiska she's on this episode of Paul American what was the healing that you did she okay healing is like not the right word I use she's a doula so she was recommended to me to do like moxibustion she does um acupuncture prenatal massage stretching acupuncture no she was one who came to my house remember I said I felt amazing she did all these like stretches and like this birth prep and you slept good and I slept really good yeah she um was amazing and I was like so lucky to get one appointment with her now I know why she's so in demand and I was like they flew her to Puerto Rico but I forgot that they're nesting in New York they're nesting in New York so I was like oh my god not me working with the like healer to the stars the premier healer when I saw Yiska I was like that's my girl that is so crazy I know and I was like I was wondering why people were saying like Claudia you're gonna love it and I was like oh because like we're doing the same thing but people didn't even realize that's my healer yeah Yiska well we'll have to watch we still have to make our big plans yeah big American plans actually I have um I have a good idea for our big watch party.
5:34Should we get like a projector? My hotel has a theater and I think you can like rent it out. Oh, that's a great idea. We're so funny. Let's do it. And we also need to watch Molly May is back on Amazon. I didn't watch the first part. Oh, well, I haven't watched the second part. I haven't watched any TV. I don't even know like what kind of TV I have, like what kind of capabilities my TV has in my hotel. But I will watch eventually. But we do have a story about her today. So I'll just, I'll table all Molly May chatter. I watched the documentary about Karen Reed. I know you don't know Karen Reed. But I know that there's a documentary about Karen Reed.
6:09And I just want to say thank you to Mac's documentary for, like, making it so concise. And, like, now I'm fully caught up. It's this really crazy, crazy story. And, like, obviously Karen Reed is being framed, you know? She's being framed by the Manhattan, Massachusetts Police Department. It's so corrupt over there. But I haven't seen, and, like, obviously I'm on Karen Reed Talk. There's, like, a free Karen Reed movement, FKR. The documentary, she's in the documentary. So it's like her story. So I'm only like seeing her side. So obviously I believe it. And it's super compelling. How long to die in the cold?
6:39Like you guys, they totally did that shit. But like, I would like to see something compelling from the other side just to like see what, like people who believe Karen Reed is on trial for murder and she did it. Like, what do you believe? Because everything I've seen, it's Karen Reed propaganda, but like it's compelling. They framed her. Got it. it's just it's it's actually really crazy except it's very social media heavy so like there's this huge movement and the reason everyone's talking about it is because this one blogger blew it up and it actually ended up saving karen's life and i just feel like the elk of the free karen reed movement like the people like i find them annoying like now i'm on free karen reed talk and i see all the people standing outside the courtroom and it's like oh i don't know if i want to be on your guys aside like you guys seem like annoying um even though if i if i if i had to guess karen reed did not kill john o 'keefe who did i have no fucking idea i have no fucking idea you know who has less of a clue me yeah yeah um i do think you would enjoy it's also it's gotten quite political you know because he's a police officer so it's taken the town of canton massachusetts like by storm and i'm just along for the ride now i'm like involved in the tiktoks I'm like it's I don't even know how my phone knew that I watched it but the second I opened my phone like it's kind of nice because I wanted to like dive deep more into it but how do they know like I literally watched the documentary they heard it I was texting Brian with you and then the next thing I know every single thing on my tiktok is Karen they literally heard it on your phone so she basically like is being accused of killing her boyfriend and they can't even figure out how the boyfriend died like they say it was vehicular manslaughter or whatever but it's like his wounds are incredibly inconsistent with somebody who got hit by a car so they don't even know how he died they're just like charging her because they feel like it everybody involved is like a cop or an FBI agent so like they're all covering it up they've all like you know sold their houses destroyed their cell phones whatever they go through this terrible trial in the documentary 10 weeks and it's a mistrial so she's on trial again right now like seriously who has the time it's like so involved we went through the whole thing just for that jury to be hung so it's like obviously the jury jury means like we're done here yeah hung jury means like we can't come to a decision and it's a mistrial no no i think they're two separate things okay so it was mistrial one of them like means well that's that okay no mistrial mistrial and so they if the state wants to pursue you again they can and of course they did but it's like obviously the jury heard something because i watched the whole trial oh my god this bitch is innocent and even sorry maybe she's not innocent you can't prove beyond a reasonable doubt that she killed this man so you have to let her go obviously the jury heard something i didn't hear because they were like all hung up like they spent five days i couldn't figure it out so what am i missing what do you mean like it sounds like they feel like you no but they couldn't come to a decision like they were really split down the middle so like half the people believed what the state was saying well so like what it's just powerful like or maybe the documentary was a little biased oh maybe that too but i think like most people come in when someone's like being prosecuted by the state and they like think that they did that you know yeah i guess you have to prove them to be innocent which is harder yeah if i'm on a jury and they're like this guy's accused of murder i'm like okay well prove to me that he didn't right right he did it until you can show me that he didn't so I think it's like turn you have 12 yeses at the start and then to even get half to change is actually big the thing about Karen is like the reason I was having a hard time in the beginning of the documentary like believing her is like she's kind of cut like nuts like she it's a drunk night not a crime by the way Jackie like not a crime I never wanted I never want to drink again after watching this documentary all these they're like grown-ass people half of them are cops they get black out and they're like driving around small town bus and I'm like you guys are just admitting to drinking and driving I know that's like not the issue here but I'm like okay I guess we're all just drinking and driving and nobody can remember anything Karen doesn't even remember so at first the first couple days she thought she might have accidentally hit him and he fell over knocked his head and died in the snow um but the evidence doesn't really support that it reminded me of one loner what was that one loner one yes 12th man award what's it called clean movies we just watched it but you know what it's on my content list hold on we um one man juror no 12 12 only men 12 night 12 angry men 12 angry men is the classic this is the jury of juries what the heck is it what's the actor's name i can't even remember clint eastwood jury man clint eastwood jury movie juror number two juror number two juror number yes so they can't even remember yeah i'm by the way i never want to drink again like if these people just had like three less drinks we would know what went down like and so karen but she refuses to be made ashamed like she has this crazy night she's screaming her boyfriend calls him 55 times leaves him the craziest voicemails because he's taking too long to come back out of the house like she's but she refuses to be made embarrassed and she like literally woke up she's like i'm not fucking guilty she like bought i have some questions about her finances she got like flew in kevin spacey's lawyer and she's definitely like a well-off woman like she worked in like she had like a good job in like finance or whatever but like kevin spacey's lawyer now he's like famous and he said that he's not charging her because like it's like this huge case but like i did wonder how she like maybe it's like good for his image considering he lost the last one even though he didn't lose he won kevin spacey that's why she reached out to him they let him off like no and they were comparing what they did in karen reed's trial to kevin spacey which was like forensic accounting or whatever whatever all's that to say is like karen reed is not taking this lying down but she was like she didn't cry once in the documentary which i found really crazy i guess it has been two years since her boyfriend died and was her boyfriend of two years like while that is sad.
11:57I guess she's more mad that like she's being framed. Yeah. But she's and she doesn't care to act. She's like I know how they want me to act in the courtroom. Like I'm pissed. Like I'm pissed. I was just like why aren't you crying? You know? But I'm new here. I'm new here. Okay. Well. I'm new. Happy that you're a part of that. Yeah you know I heard everyone talking about it. I'm like oh. I've seen everyone talking about it. I want to be a part of something. Especially like you know on my last big week. Yeah. I gotta go out with a bang. Everyone's talking about Karen Reed. I am. Turdy Reed. Turdy read turny lou murda read turny lou murda and so by the way the mistrial the second one is actively going on now it's like day eight so it's like in the news that's why you're hearing about it's in the news every day got it got it i don't think she did that shit but i don't really know who did well that's not your job to find out no thank god because i wouldn't be able to figure it out who killed nicole brown simpson yeah yeah because allegedly according to oj he's still out there so and he got off and that's why he doesn't like to go to la he doesn't he said he doesn't want to run into the guy who accidentally did it that's what's so great who killed kaylee anthony if it wasn't casey you know right i mean it was facey it was totally casey right but it's like if they didn't have to figure out who killed nicole brown you know that's not my problem you don't have to figure out who killed john i would also let you know like how did john die like they still can't even figure it out he like dog whites on his arm it was so twisted like whatever so don't drink also i feel like by the way that is the takeaway don't drink and also all these cops drink and drive okay like don't ever pull me over for drinking and driving yeah look in the mirror yeah so that was a journey I went on last night okay well that's a fun one we had such a fun day yesterday we were in the burbs oh happy mother's day to everyone for mother's day oh my gosh it's kind of like a limbo day for me you know oh yeah I wasn't I wasn't being celebrated per se no but you weren't joining in on the festivities yeah it was just it was a little like you know like weren't irrelevant I was edging a little bit I wasn't irrelevant to the day but I wasn't like one of the core members of the day.
13:53No, but you were really like on both sides of the fence. Yeah, yeah. It was totally nice. I did, I know we had that conversation about Father's Day and how like we're gonna ignore Father's Day and I actually felt after yesterday like even more compelled, yes, I will be ignoring Father's Day 2025. It's just not right. I just know, first of all, I endorse that decision. I know. But I just know you're not gonna do that and I just know you're such a softie. I need to remember how I'm feeling right now. And you're gonna be like, Ben has been so amazing. Like of course it's Father's Day. Like you're just gonna.
14:20I'm not gonna get him a watch. like he's so soft I know but I need to remember this feeling like I just felt like a little passed over you know yeah I need to remember that feeling and apply that to Ben on Father's Day feels passed over correct I understand well I've just done something so foolish which was that I just survived allergy season in Florida like turned spring like two months ago or whatever sneezing my way through it arrived here for allergy season literally sneezing all day the bottom half of my face had no makeup on it by the end of the day I'm like trying to like not blow my nose because like I don't want to take all my makeup off so I'm experiencing allergy season twice and both times I'm not taking Zyrtec but I now I might oh oh can you take Zyrtec pregnant Dr.
15:03Fox said I could but like just less is better yeah but if I get to a place of real misery I would I but the thing is by the end usually I would take a Zyrtec at the end of the day so that it can work itself overnight but by the end of the day when I'm inside and I've shower better I'm feeling much better it's not until then I emerge like literally the minute I stepped outside this morning sneeze this is a time of year where I feel so grateful like I don't have this problem it's so miserable no and it affects like people like stay home from work because of it like I don't have this problem I could walk out into like the most pollinated shit and I'm like oh yeah give me that shit it smells so good I could snort pollen and be like fuck yeah I don't have this problem and Ben does and you do and I see how it affects you and honestly like I'm not grateful enough like to the lord for not giving me this fucking problem no and I feel like pollen when people talk about climate change what about pollen change i think the pollen's changing levels through the roof every year it's like worse and worse you can literally see it like you'll be driving and it's like there's just white powder i'm assuming it's pollen i think it's beautiful but i can see how somebody who has allergies would find it like to be a nuisance yeah yeah no i think pollen counts are higher than ever damn from like my experience so if you're struggling out there just know i did it twice without a zertek some of us are just suffering you know yeah no and some people are enjoying the beautiful weather spring so true i can't i'm like should we go for a walk should we go to the park i can walk indoors i can go to an indoor park like the outdoors are just a misery but of course i'm i literally we were outside all day yesterday how gorgeous is it in new york gorgeous like and and the boys just like we're running like we had so much fun so like we're staying outside mom's gonna be sneezing and peeing the whole time sneezing and peeing yeah sneezing and peeing don't forget i didn't think about that i didn't think about that how frequently you're sneezing because i peed my pants yesterday on thank god we had just gotten home and thank god i was wearing a dress because it didn't even touch my dress i just like peed down my leg it was like a big sneeze it was probably the first time i sneezed all day because i don't have allergies i didn't think about the pregnant girlies who have allergies who are just sneezing sneezing it's like i can't empty my bladder fast enough you're a diaper pad season but is it enough yeah yeah yeah super like it's just a little it's not like what you experience i'm not peeing my pants every time i sneeze just a little tinkle no i actually like peed i didn't pee my pants i wasn't wearing pants so sneeze in the third trimester on a full bladder like you're asking for trouble yeah no and i was like being a martyr because i got home and like i wanted to put all my stuff away i really had to pee but i do this thing where i'm like let me get like all my stuff like put away my bag put away put my pajamas on before i go to the bathroom and pee it's like i have to earn the pee i don't know why um and so i'm standing in ben's closet like i was cleaning up after him putting his shirt away and i literally peed on the floor yeah you can't you have to empty your bladder yeah and it's like it goes away after pregnancy like i don't when i'm not pregnant i don't sneeze and pee um but it's definitely inconvenient allergy season twice pregnant 1000 on the third you know who actually suffers from allergies romeo oh romeo he's on a well he's on he actually does really suffer from allergies so it affects his daily walks but he is on like a wellness regimen as you guys know he is a brand ambassador for wagwell they have allergy and itch chews chicken flavor he loves them um i need an allergy and itch chew would you eat a chicken flavored one no okay okay but i'm lunch after this by the way i meant to ask you are you of course i'm hungry i'm already hungry yeah yeah let's discuss options i mean i also need a pedicure like i've gotten to the point where my toes hurt you know oh i thought you were to say i've gotten to the point where um like your your toes hurt when you wear socks.
18:32No, they were wearing like when I was wearing my flats yesterday because like they're pinched because they're just way too long. And that's when I know it's been time for a pedicure. It's your body letting you know. Yeah. So they're really bad. Oh my God. But maybe we can like get lunch and pedis. I don't know if I have time for that. I have to be careful with pedicures now, you know, because there's apparently like a tendon in your ankle that's like an old wives tale. If you like push it, it will cause you to go into labor. OK, well, it's called pressure points. Yes. And that's where my acupuncture was.
19:01pressure point for a breech baby is on your pinky toe. There's a lot of like, um, uterine, not uterine, uteral pressure points. This is a women's health podcast now. By your feet, by the way. Wait, okay. Two things. One, I can't do pedicure and lunch because I have a major like project to, I'm doing a bunch of home projects this week. Okay. And one of them is today. I'm having my carpets, couches, everything like professionally steamed and cleaned. So I can't, but two, I can't believe we've been sitting here for this long and we're literally the worst businesswomen ever. We announced a merch launch today.
19:28Yeah. We're launching merch on Wednesday. super cute spring collection the t-shirts that everybody loves that we made like a like a year ago we came out i know we dropped like one every collection for the last year this time we said hold my small t-shirts we're dropping three oversized t-shirts they're so cute we've got gargy pargy we've got the toasty with the um what would you say like the vignette on the montage map of toastiness and then girly girly you were wearing it the other day i wear it i've worn it for like six months i didn't even care by the way if you're pregnant postpartum those shirts will save your life we're launching three of them we've got new crew necks we've got new sweatshirts we have phone cases for the first time in a while um we've got hats so it's all over on our instagram it's wednesday 10 a.m eastern time at shoptoesmerch.com um that'll be exciting yeah and it's still the same old well the same new format of there's stock you will get it will ship immediately and then if um things sell out we'll put them up for pre-order sorry about that we forgot to like literally do our business we were just having so much fun being pregnant podcasting in person but that's also part of our business so I just feel like we've been businessing all day what kind of business y 'all in pregnant podcasting literally we finally have an answer for what kind of business we're in pregnant podcasting in person in person yeah very exciting but what were you just talking about oh lunch allergies oh yeah pedicures so you can't get a pedicure so you have to be careful well I was planning on getting one more I haven't gotten a lot of pedicures in this pregnancy because like who am I trying to impress um and I was planning on getting one more like maybe once my maternity leave starts and like I have nothing to do except wait around for the baby to come um that I would get my final pedicure then got it you know I can't wait another day on forage okay so we're on different pedicure schedules it's an emergency pedicure it's a rescue pedicure it's a national emergency is that from our video it's from our spritz commercial yeah I love to quote myself of course Claudia that's beautiful yeah Yeah.
21:20Claudia, that's beautiful, yeah. How are the stories? I know we are here to talk about ourselves, but we are also here to talk about others. The stories are fine. Like nothing major happened over the weekend, but like little bits and bobs. Taylor was spotted. That was pretty big. Yeah, that's a story. I have a lot of thoughts. Oh, wow. Like we are like, because I just saw it like when I was looking for stories this morning that she's like literally at the Smith in Philly, like type restaurant. Uh-huh. And then she has to do those things now because she's like in an ordinary family. So that's funny.
21:45My thought was like, I honestly can't believe she spent Mother's Day with Donna Kelsey. I know her mother was there too, but it felt really crazy. Yes. That's crazy that her mother was there and that they went to a restaurant. Yeah. We'll talk about it. Okay. We'll talk about it. And now without further ado-da-da-da-doo, here are the Fast Five stories that you need to know. And the Fast Five stories that you need to know are brought to you by Roe. Getting your hands on Ozempic or Wagovi is enough of a hassle. Negotiating with your insurance provider should not be something else that you need to worry about.
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27:03So Travis, Taylor, Jason, Kylie, Donna, Andrea. I saw something that said Andrea was there. I don't see Andrea here, but you are. The pictures are crap. Like, you can't see everyone. No, no, I see Taylor. Okay, but we see Taylor and Travis. He's wearing like a new hairstyle. I think we see the back of Kylie. Is that who that is? She looks like a mother they're breastfeeding or something. I only see this and this. Oh, okay. I saw one other picture. I do believe what I read was that Donna was there. And of course, by the way, excuse me. Yeah. Andrea Taylor would never like forsake her own mother on mother's day.
27:36Like no matter how much she wants to land the guy. It's so true. Like no one's more important to Taylor than her mom. I just did think this was kind of crazy. Like as you get into a relationship and then become a mother yourself, like mother's day like becomes more complicated, right? It's like, well, are we celebrating me being a mom or my mom like it's a and so taylor's not even there yet and they're already like compromising you know i guess we'll all have mother's day together um and that's nice i was just shocked that it wasn't and then where if by that logic where's kylie's mom correct maybe she was there too we just wouldn't recognize that logic if kylie has other siblings they should be there too and the mom is with their spouses or partners where was austin swift i don't know What's crazier about this to me is that they went to a restaurant.
28:20I just feel like when Taylor's in the family, like, we can't just go to Tallulah's anymore. Not only that, Mother's Day, like, obviously going out to a restaurant is totally fine. But, like, it's really a day where you have, like, a barbecue at, like, a house. No, it would be perfectly appropriate to stay home. And I think most people opt to, like, cook big extravagant. Have everyone out over at the house. And it's because it's May and it's beautiful. Put it on the back patio. Like, yeah, it's like a, I think the less popular thing is to go out. Am I right? I think it's equal, but I'm just saying because of Taylor, you can't just go to a restaurant.
28:49Yeah, and just - But I'm sure she doesn't want them to change their family ways for her. She just wants to blend right in. And I guess because they're in Philly, they're the logical place - Maybe Kylie didn't want to host. Right, the logical place to have the brunch would be at Jason and Kylie's, but she's obviously busy, you know, in her postpartum era. Donna could have hosted. Yeah, I don't know. It's definitely, it's a choice, but maybe that's just what they do. I just find that seeing them in this setting is really shocking. I've never been to Tallulah's, but to me, it's the elk of the Smith.
29:17Yeah, no. And also something about like her outfit was so regular. Have you been to Tallulah's? Why would the fuck would I have been to Tallulah's? You've traveled the country. I have, but no, I haven't eaten at Tallulah's. I do find the whole thing very regular of them. And her outfit was like also really regular. And she didn't look like a movie star, pop star, glamazon. She just looked like a girl. Yeah, going out to brunch. Which I guess is good, you know, to keep a low prof. But she didn't. No, she didn't. Keep a low prof. She didn't. Even though I think people pretty much left them alone.
29:45Yeah, I'm sure they have plenty security. Yeah. I don't know. I also think Philly's like one of those towns. I just feel like there's not a restaurant big enough. Maybe in Las Vegas they make restaurants big enough to accommodate Taylor and Travis. Yeah. They're just big. Energies. Energies. They're big physically. Like they're just, they have big teams. They've got a lot going on. Also, I want to. They can't be like just like squeezing between tables. Hey, sorry, pardon me. No, they can't with like little chairs. Travis needs a big chair. I do want to thank you. I know at one point in time this was your water bottle, but it's mine now.
30:15Cool. Thanks. It's really delicious. I've really been loving water. It does hit different when you're pregnant. It's so good. It's really necessary to the whole experience. It is. Yeah. And I thought I would like have to drink water begrudgingly, like knowing I would need to up my, but the way I crave it. Yeah. Baby loves water. Yes. So does mama. Mama loves water. Yeah. It's also a good postpartum. I think you'll still enjoy. Yeah. Loving my hydro jug. Like I'm loving the whole experience. Yeah. I've started like bringing my hydro drug places with me. Like I take it in the car. I take it to the studio some days.
30:45Like, and not today. Obviously that's why I co-opted yours. But it's nice. Like loving water. Yeah. It's cool. And it's like a later in pregnancy thing. Because in the beginning I was still avoiding it. Like trying to do Crystal Light to like drink. And then I found out Crystal Light has aspartame. Like it's really, it's so good. Highly recommend. Check it out. Do you have a code? Yeah. It's Turdy. Well, I like to put a little FlavCity electrolytes in my water. And I do have a code and it's Jackie. Congratulations. doesn't have aspartame yeah like i'm really looking forward to like going back to not giving a fuck about aspartame like i'm i've obviously given up on soda a little bit like it's um so important to remember the women who do crack when they're pregnant and think i'm honestly grateful to them on soda in the sense of worrying about it or drinking it worrying about it like in the very beginning i was really good and then i let myself do like one once a week and then it was once every couple of days and now it's one a day like when we go to lunch i'm having a soda yeah that's how i feel like when i'm out and it calls for a soda like i'm having a soda and i think we all like as women need to thank the women who do crack when they're pregnant because that's like the litmus test yeah it's like oh my god should I take this Tylenol it's like please there are women doing crack when they're pregnant so Claudia don't take the time I don't know what we would do without the women who didn't do who did who do crack yeah yeah they're kind of like necessary to the maternal ecosystem yeah and obviously I'm not endorsing you do crack when you're pregnant I'm just saying the fact that there are a few people who do thanks it makes me feel better i'm happy for you about like sleeping on my back which sorry like i'm doing like i'm doing it i couldn't stop if i tried i just like wake up on my back so if something was really wrong the baby would like if you just wake up on your back that's that's fine okay um are you ready for our next story aforementioned molly may reveal she and tommy are back together nine months after their breakup so the next three episodes of molly may behind it all premiered on amazon the first came out in january now there's three more and it's chronicling the time from like new year's to now okay where they've gotten back together which everyone suspected and we now know why they did break up so we knew that they were working on things they were spotted together new year's eve we more so know that they we don't really know like 100 why they broke up but we know that it wasn't infidelity which is like it was his drinking and his like like his issues and his like the dark passenger like yeah dark passenger two different people when he's good tommy like they're in the best relationship when he's bad tommy it's a misery and bad Tommy was becoming more and more present in their lives so she had to cut him off until he got sober that's something you can come back from like the infidelity some people can't work through so um no but it's like I don't think anybody's judging her only the worst partner ever when you're drinking that means if you don't drink we can have a happy relationship yeah so I think that's where they're at right now yeah um but and we've seen like bits and bobs as they would say of Molly posting about Tommy obviously she posted happy birthday from Bambi's POV but she has yet to like post anything romantic of the two of them or say we're back together until it's in the show she says that they are back together can I ask you a question as like a hardcore stan do you feel like a little bit of the magic is gone yeah for sure but I feel like it also makes me appreciate them more as a couple like they're just more real like not that you have to be like we have to know like your your dirty underwear in order for like us to feel like we can relate to you but like now I do feel like it's not just like Molly and Tommy and who are they and what are they about and it's just like a magical little like they're just like real people they're going through real things and I do think sometimes when you go through something like this it does make you stronger so um I think they've been tested and I think if they can stick together through this like they'll be incredibly strong because everything was so great for them coming off a lot of that and yeah everybody loves them even though they didn't win in love when everybody loves you it's so great everyone didn't even love them they didn't even win their season no but like in culture like when everybody loves your relationship i feel like we talked about that a lot with like page and craig like when everybody loves you like makes it so fun you're like yeah let's be together great endorsement of your relationship and i feel like even if you're feeling like having a moment of doubt it's like well everybody loves us like everyone can't be wrong it keeps the train on the tracks a little bit longer than it might have i think so but it also does add like a lot of pressure so when you do break up like you're kind of hesitant to like see the red flags um so i'm happy they're back together and i'm not like saying anything i'm just like I don't know it doesn't hit as hard it's like a little bit yeah and it's great that they're so real but like who wants real it's definitely been like knock down a peg but not to reality a little bit yeah but I think that's like good especially their business is relatability like she's an influencer she said like I just I feel like um yeah it's like you feel closer to them as a couple not just like oh they're shiny on a pedestal and they're perfect they're not yeah I don't like die for them in the way that you do that's just because you haven't watched a season yet no but I'm also like just as a spectator I'm like okay they back together that's great like that's great but it's not like and I feel it's been nine months since they broke up I feel like that's a good length of time for someone to get sober like let's get serious work and we're not jumping back into things I think Molly's being really prudent about everything and I just hope that Tommy can stay on the path.
35:46I mean, it would benefit him in all aspects of his life. As an athlete, it's not helpful for you to drink. As a father, as a partner, you know, it's good. Just lay off the sauce. Trust me, watch the Karen Reed documentary. You won't want to drink ever again. Yeah. Yeah, apparently he just won another fight, too. Yeah, so did Jake Paul, I saw. With who? It was like, you know, one of, like, we're not in the fighting scene, so like, it meant nothing to us. I think we're in the fighting scene. We're in like the mainstream fighting scene. I mean, like the celebrities go to big fights. It wasn't one of those.
36:13What other fights does he do? He has to do like, you know, fights to stay with like fighters. Like, yeah, in the league. Okay. In the league. Our next story. Okay. Bravo's flagship show, Rony, is going off the air. The network hopes to revive it, but Real Housewives of New York City is going off the air, Page Six has learned, with no firm plans for its return. The show, which we know premiered in 2008, has consistently been one of the most beloved, prestigious, and buzzed about in Bravo's schedule. um and now it is no more but it doesn't seem as if there's any great expectation that it'll be back anytime soon yeah an insider said we're trying to figure it out we want to figure it out we think there's still life in it uh they warn that other shows have sat on ice for years before it being revived like real houses of miami that's a good yeah you know hopeful thing but i just feel really strongly oddly enough that it's real it's much harder to make a successful reality show in new york than in other cities like when you think about the bravo shows that are set in new york city like right now they have that new one next gen looks horrible like let's be real like truly horrible has anyone watched it did it premiere yet i feel like it's coming out i don't think it has premiered yet but i just don't think it's going to be like what what it i just don't think it's gonna be what it should or could be just because the cast isn't like giving it's not giving and that's the thing with new york it's like when it comes to like who you can cast you're kind of left with two parties of people like people who are extremely wealthy and successful and rich and they don't want to be on reality TV.
37:39And then New York is just full of people who want to be on reality TV, who have aspirations of being extremely wealthy. And that's like, it gives way to like thirsty, desperate and just like uninteresting people. So I think it makes casting really, really hard for like a Bravo franchise. And they haven't done a good job up until this point. Even the women that they found for Roni, for original Roni, like they turned out to be amazing, but like they were just regular women, you know? I don't think it has to do with New York. Cause they are able to do it in LA where it's the same sort of people, people like super wealthy in Hollywood, There are a lot of wealthy, famous people who want to be on reality TV in LA.
38:11And there are a lot that don't. Yeah, but I don't think there are people like that in New York, honestly. I think that there are. It's more like old money, like hush hush. No, but I think there's like new, like younger people with, there's a lot of money and there are a lot of people who want to be on TV. So would you say like the people that they cast for this new generation of roni, like those are like. No, I wouldn't say. That's not who I would have casted. Who would you cast? I mean like I only I have a limited knowledge of like New York City people people who are already established like if you wanted to go into a friend group and have a bunch of unknowns like you you could find that yes that's people's jobs to find that yes but I think that like Bravo casting is not what it was because I think they're looking for different things now than they were in 2008 when they're like we just want to make a great show so what are they looking for now like for a housewife like that's different than like a Ramona because like what was it about Ramona you know yeah that was like they were just women they were just moms no but they were also all personality I don't think they're going by personality these days and when they do pick someone for personality it's like a crazy person who would say or do anything do you think it has anything to do with the fact that like at one point all the women on the show were cast as all the women who were cast were both wives and mothers because it was the real housewives and then it just became a show of like socialites like being married wasn't a prerequisite because a lot of the people on the new show are wives and mothers and like i i don't feel like them not that i watch but like them sharing their motherhood is like not really the thing we're watching for but i do think having a partner like just makes things interesting while also having like a couple single people but i do think going into a friend group where people are already know each other and our friends like i do think the most recent roni was just like far flung people let's put them all together they were not connected i think they were filming for a while before they even started filming for the show because they needed to meet each other um no the roni reboot was like overall like an enormous failure but their roni was in a place that like other franchises found themselves in oc kind of got itself out of it weirdly by like leaning into the past but also the future um jury's still out on new jersey like what's gonna happen there atlanta has really revived itself they're having one of their best seasons yet so like it can be done i just would love to know like where do what do we blame this on you know like i'm trying to like it's new york yeah like it should be the easiest it should be the easiest and even to cast the new generation like i'm sorry like pinning it all on jenna lyons for like name recognition and she was literally hands down the worst housewife i was gonna say jenna lions was probably like the thing that they were most excited like the biggest she was the worst housewife i feel like even when it was announced it was like this just doesn't feel like it's gonna be amazing like she's not the elk of housewife she's so serious yeah i'm like and then if it turned out she was like silly and reality like that would have been interesting but she's not she's just like a serious boring person right no and she went on the show to like promote her that's the other thing like people are so strategic now especially someone like jenna lions who has a lot to lose she's not gonna be acting crazy so she's here promoting like her false lashes like whatever like that's so boring to me like if you I'm sorry if you have a small business like you should not be allowed on Real Housewives like it's boring no I agree and if you have like social media uh if you're like some sort of influencer I actually don't think you should be on the show again you have a lot to lose or to gain and I just I feel like you know how to like position yourself they just need people with like wacky personalities that are so themselves that they can't pretend to be someone else when they come on tv like everyone else is just like pretty sound of mind they're like I know what people want to hear i don't want to step in it but also not like wacky people who are just gonna lie like what they did to this franchise honestly it's disgraceful like the fact that ronnie is dead it's the first franchise to die i know but i feel like from the moment they were going down these paths like from like this has been so clear like nothing about this has been surprising everybody like lying to themselves like ronnie knew is actually good every casting every season that came out it's like this is not happening yeah this is not happening and it's actually what's So shocking is that they've admitted it.
42:13Yeah, I'm just looking to place blame. Like, this should never have happened. It should never have happened. And I don't think it's fair to say that New York can't do it. If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere. I'm just pointing out that I do believe it's harder to cast in New York than in other cities. If you're looking for wealthy people. I just want to say, like, according to what we've seen, that's proving your theory. However. It shouldn't be that way. And I don't think it has to be that way. I think they're missing something. they're missing something is what i think it's it never should have happened yeah so we'll see what's next yes we will are you ready for our next story what number number four no oh my god i don't feel ready either is it that just felt so quick fourth story that's brought to you by opel it is so this episode is brought to you by opel the first over-the-counter daily birth control pill available in the united states so let's be real getting a prescription for birth control is not always easy.
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r-e-s-o-r-t-p-a-s-s.com slash t-o-a-s-t code toast for$20 off your first booking thank you jacks you're welcome turd our next story a little family news family news billy ray cyrus says he and his family are close to full healing um and miley is speaking out as well so miley posted to instagram i guess there was billy posted first billy posted first like a photo with smiley and people were like oh this is old or photoshop smiley well you mean that devil skank molly and we were like whoa right is this a throwback is this a call for help is this current it was confusing and then rumors were a swirling that tish unfollowed miley right because they were together it's like oh miley's now back with the dad tish has unfollowed miley in you know retribution so miley took no sorry retaliation miley took to instagram to clear up a few things which actually is kind of crazy like i feel like miley doesn't like make statements do you know what i mean i feel like she doesn't make statements either but this is like so personal and people were really getting the details all mixed up um the ipad has died but my spirit did not no i got everything backed up on my phone because my ipad you know it was being the family ipad all i was we're on the fifth story she's putting her ipad away i'm done she's done for the day might work here what kind of business y 'all in i'm not i'm not gonna tell you what miley said no what did she say so she said that her mom is like a little you know funny with social media doesn't know how to use her phone and accidentally must have unfollowed her so there's nothing there she i think she really wanted to clear up the rumors that she was beefing with her mom because i think that's like so untrue and probably was hurting tish especially if people think that she's going over to Billy Ray's side yeah um she also said that she is working on things with her dad good that like things are getting better and the family is trying to heal and move forward I never for one second thought that like Miley was betraying Trish like I think through all of this Miley has actually been like the most steadfast Trish yeah so I didn't think that and I can't I can't live my life based on people claiming celebrities unfollowing other celebrities it almost always turns out to be not true like they were never following them in the first place or it's like someone deactivated their account right I like I can't live my life by those standards because it's too volatile so I never thought Miley that's not the interesting part here and I'm glad she cleared that up for people who aren't as smart as me yeah um the interesting part was like how do you come back from that devil's kink Miley I think they're coming back from it and you know that's family and I want that and it's been years and I have to say I think we can attribute this to one Elizabeth Hurley oh yeah you think the timing is like I think she's been a positive influence in his life and like she came in and she sees that he's like not speaking with his family like a good woman is gonna mend those bridges that's true actually and i think like i i she's being who i hope she would be like when she started dating billy way i was like oh so she's crazy too right right now i'm like oh wait maybe she's making him less crazy you know it takes like a good strong woman yeah make a man normal and like i know that like i don't know fire rose and i just i know things were bad it seemed volatile but i feel like that's when things were really bad with his children and everything like it wasn't a good relationship for his overall family it's hard to how would you feel if your father was marrying someone your own age like it's hard to is she there she's super young fire rose like it's hard to get on board with that but then you see your dad in a relationship with like an age-appropriate woman think of all the issues they had with billy ray like the age of his fire rose was like not the issue no no but it definitely is not like a comfortable like something you want to endorse but elizabeth hurley a successful age-appropriate woman you know what that's a sign of a a sound of man a sound of mind man and maybe yeah maybe we can start talking again i think she's like healing billy ray well he also needs help that's the other thing like maybe she's helping him no but like she sorry professional help like she helped him get help the brother from metro station what's his name brandy uh brandy wine what's his name bruce trace trace trace trace brayson there is a brayson oh okay it was but i think it was trace Brace and Trace.
51:33Brace? One of the brothers. Oh, there is a Trace. Yeah, he's from Metro Station. But there is also, they were reunited for Brace and 31st birthday. But Trace has been the one actively like really outspokenly saying dad like on social media like you need help. Yeah. So, and then of course we can't talk about inauguration. That's sort of like really not fitting in to the time. At least like Devil's Game Miley was years ago. But like they can work on their relationship all they want. But like, If Billy is still doing like what he did at the inauguration, he's like in that headspace. You can't make progress with a person like that.
52:09I don't think he's in that headspace. I don't think Elizabeth Hurley would date that person. Well, I hope not. I think that she, just based on every, especially with like the family coming together, I'm going to believe that she's being a really positive influence, not him being the negative influence on her. That she's lifting him up. And he is better than he was in January. Here's hoping. Fingers crossed. Yeah. So that would be really nice. It would. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Is it about that devil skank Miley? I can't stop saying that. No, but she also did have her new song come out.
52:44Did you hear it? More to lose? I haven't because. Because her team stinks? Yeah, like Miley's new era. If you're a big Miley fan and you actively seek it out, like of course you can find it, but like it hasn't come across my desk in an organic way and that's not a good sign. Because I most of the time, unless you're like one of my faves, Luke Holmes, Taylor, like I don't actively seek out your music so if it makes its way to me that means it's popular I actually have not even heard one bar of the first one stinks yeah everything about this album rollout is giving janky okay I'm so glad you they announced the album so long ago right now we still only have two songs it's like a visual album it's beyond bad badly done but the song is beautiful it's like um it's a ballad so it's like climby and used to be youngy used to be youngy okay so it's really beautiful it's called more to love and i know that like her press team stinks but i'm gonna do my job and and put it out there promote miley and use my platform to support miley um our fifth and final story is a little music news um prince harry sweetly kisses megan markle oh my god i don't know how we've done the entire show without talking about this how was this story number five this should have been story number one because it was a few days ago and i had to talk about the things that we teased at the top so i moved some things around and i also i never know i'm sad i never know how you're gonna react when i bring them up the hat we okay Right.
53:57They went to the Beyonce concert. That's the story. Harry and Meghan went to the Beyonce concert and she posted a carousel and she gave us a lot of information in that carousel. I don't know if we would have even known that they were there without this carousel. She went to the last Beyonce Renaissance show and we only know that because the person in the suite next to them took a million videos. Like, thank you, sir. But this time, yeah, they were like better protected and we only know because she posted a carousel. She posted a bunch of pictures with a caption about last night. Thank you at Beyonce and team for an amazing concert and a very fun date night.
54:25All love. So I want to start with the caption, actually, because the the need to acknowledge Beyonce and team. It's like we get it. Beyonce is your friend. She gave you this for free. Like we got it. But the contents of the carousel were so fascinating to me because I've actually never seen two people like wearing weirder things to a concert in my life. Like her like early 2000s Irving Le Gere dress. And I get that it's denim. And I think that was like her way of being cowboy. Got it. It didn't read for me. And she actually is always so well dressed. it's like one of I think one of even people who dislike her can always acknowledge like her style is really pargy I was so confused by this dress but then I saw the hat you guys so it's like they're both cosplaying southern cowboy like they've never seen a cowboy before because yeah you think oh it's a cowboy concert let me wear a hat but he's wearing more of like a Coachella hat than a southern cowboy hat like a Kimo Sabe yeah not even because Kimo is like very western no but then I just think his choice like the choices he made at Kimo Sabe made it this way it's a wide rib it's like a sun hat it's like a fedora but it's an oversized fedora wait and by the way then she posted a picture of the inside of his hat because he definitely got it made at like one of those hat it's like an$800 hat yeah where you can like get little custom and they can like brand it with like metal hot iron right so there's a bunch of different icons and texts so one it says Archie Lily my love cute next is the California flag oh okay California pride to the left of that seems to be the continent of Africa yeah you know like him and his mom like love doing like their philanthropic work in Africa okay next to that is a British flag so interesting I only saw the kids names I thought the rest was like a tag I don't even look and then next to that is an American flag so he's all over the map literally he's all over the map and then she wrote my husband's hat gets a twirl a twirl like we're taking it for a spin I think okay social media is not her forte and I do think it looks like a toilet actually but you just showed me the photo it does on an airplane right right um social media is not Megan's strong suit and I actually think it would really behoove her brand and just overall image if she brought in somebody to help with content and captions by Now that she's not doing that she is doing her own social media.
56:46Yes. And I think it's like a reflection of her kind of weird. But we've always said she has like a cringe, quirky personality. So like, you know, a celebrity would know like you don't have to say like you think Beyonce and team. Like it's just she needs like a social media manager. I do think it would help her a lot. Especially if she wants to be an influencer. Right. The content is not there and the captions are just like cringe. And there's a way to make it still seem like it's coming from Megan. Yeah. But with some sort of filter. Everyone does that. um I just couldn't I really could not get over what I was watching his hat was so crazy and of course the rumors are swirling that because he's covering his hat head he's finally taken the plunge and gotten hair plugs because obviously that's been something I think people have wanted for him for a long time I do think it's far too late for him or William to get hair plugs like you're bald now so we would know they say Harry Styles got hair plugs now would be the perfect way to do it because like his hairline started receding yeah but it's not maybe he upped the Rogaine.
57:37Not enough for us to notice and now it'll never be an issue because he got the plugs. So Harry and William are like so far gone. Like we need to stop actually demanding that they do get them because it would be far too obvious. And I think in general I know I feel like people you know they make these attacks personal. They like make it about the hair when they just hate the man. Yeah. But I do think in general like not every man who's losing his hair needs to get hair plugs. Like I. Interesting. I'm fine with people losing their hair. I'm fine with people having a baldness and being bald. Well I think there are like If you're going to be bald, like fully bald, it's kind of a handsome look if you can pull it off.
58:10I'm not bothered by that. I do think it's important to keep some men ugly, like 100%. But the men who do nothing about it, like they don't shave their head, they don't wear hats, they don't fix, and they just have like, you know, the ring, like the Larry David ring. It's like, could you care less? I don't know. It's like, that's just what's happened to them. I know. But like, what if a woman just like let everything happen to her? Like we don't. We do Botox. We color our hair. We do, but if a woman didn't want to do all that and just wanted to let chips fall where they need, like, respect. For sure.
58:41I'm not going to yell at her, go to Turkey. You know, but she's kind of in the minority, whereas, like, a man who does something about it is in the minority. So do you feel like men who don't do anything about it are being, like, disrespectful by not caring about their looks? Not disrespectful, but I'm like, my God, you don't even care. Yeah. But then he wears a hat, so he obviously cares. You don't get a hat like that if you don't care about how you look. Okay, when it comes to the case of the hat versus the head, I prefer the head. Like, the hat is so ugly. Show me your bald head. Yeah, it was just really crazy.
59:04Like, you're two steps from the throne. Jackie. Have some self-respect. The hat. And people were cracking me up being like, the H is for hat. Because she calls him H. Finally, we got down to the bottom of the mystery. I actually don't know what I would have done with my weekend if he didn't wear the hat. So I'm actually really grateful that he did. And one thing about me, like, I fucking hate Prince Harry. Like, he is my number one nemesis. There's so much discourse around Meghan and Timmy. It's like, we need to be talking about the - you allow yourself to not participate by channeling it all towards Harry.
59:36We need to really actually focus a lot of like the hate and the criticism that we give to Megan onto Harry. I think he's largely to blame for like the entire situation. I also think he's the biggest loser on the planet. Like that statement he gave, he's having like a lot of trouble right now in the UK cause he lost his case. He wants Royal security paid for by the taxpayers, the taxpayers, they give him like a decent level of security, but not what like William and Charlie get because you're literally not a Royal anymore. Charlie. Charlie um so he's just having like a big losery week and I've been on like the I've seen the loser in Harry and I'm ready for the world to see what I see so we need to channel like a lot of our criticisms of Meghan and just like people are obsessed with Meghan everything she does personally I can hold space for two things no to me Harry has is and always will be the problem and the hat just proves my point yeah yeah but you guys aren't ready for that conversation yet and I feel like it's really crazy that she showed us the inside you know because i feel like she just like stirs up all the old stuff like america britain california yeah where's his coat of arms where's the sussex coat of arms like i don't know i just feel like but at the same time like harry is a former brit living in california he can like what he likes you know i don't know i know but like oh my god not me giving space for harry i take it back no he can like what he likes no he can't He can't.
1:00:53I'm just saying, I felt like he was really highlighting the fact that he's like made this choice, you know? Right, right. But the thing is, like, we know, you know? He should, like, well, if he posted the hat, like, other things that I would have wanted to see. I don't know, maybe like a corgi. Like, just like things about Harry. Right. Before this. Maybe that's Africa. Maybe. But I don't know. Sussex. Sus. Seriously, Sussex. They put the sus in Sussex. Ain't that the truth. Those are good stories. Literally, I forgot about the hat. Like, the way I feel invigorated. Night match is your outfit.
1:01:29You should ask him to borrow it. You should wear this hat to the party tonight. Yeah, I mean, it's literally a woman's hat. Thank you for proving my point. Well, that's our show. It's Monday, so, you know, just a regular old toast. But not really. Nothing's regular when we're together, pregnant, podcasting in person. Nothing's regular about the toast ever. No, but especially this week. It's going to be an amazing week. Yeah. thank you guys so much for listening to the test on Monday morning share we deliver the fast stories you need to know every Monday Friday on YouTube so if you're watching us on YouTube please don't forget to subscribe and give us a thumbs up we're also available as a podcast and where podcasts can be found so it's Spotify, iTunes, Stitcher, Public Radio, I already cast box all the places we have you listen to podcasts so don't say the fact story about a beautiful setting and weekly talented we are that's all love ya bye oh you can do it oh you will love it
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