Queen Corgi, We Love Your Work: Thursday, January 29th, 2026

11:14Claudia Oshry:yeah I was giving Tresme I was giving$100 ,000

11:17Jackie Oshry:I feel like I need a hair commercial after that

11:21Claudia Oshry:I agree

11:21Jackie Oshry:yeah like Tresme come find me I agree with that no the makeup was slaying so you're wearing the most insane

11:30Claudia Oshry:you start off in like this your costume was really huge because i i saw some of the other costumes they weren't at like yours was like a mascot yes oh my god justice for every man i'm sorry like she was dressed to the t she had a purse she's so fucking cute and if you really look

11:45Jackie Oshry:up close there are a lot of clues about me in the um costume like my pins and stuff the purse like it was so cute it's like it's insane the operation i've never been on like a besides for like you know doing a tour I've never been on like a TV lot before so they take it's like so you know entourage they take you in a golf cart everywhere like to wardrobe to vocal warm-ups shout out to Tim my vocal coach he's coached a lot of winners and that's obviously why they paired him with me little did he know I was gonna withdraw from the competition um I'm withdrawing from the competition oh and by the way they have the voice it's so crazy like the tech they have the voice changer on your microphone so really nobody heard me the whole time I thought that was added after no no the whole thing is really um legit like yeah they do not mess around there they take it so seriously um and so I was like on the golf cart being taken to like vocal warm-ups and then like dress rehearsal um and they also like had made a special schedule for me to have feedings in between so I was pumping and also feeding like Ben was coming um with Rue it was a lot it is a lot it was a lot I I'm so glad that I did it and I literally like lived my dream of singing on tv and then especially when I took the mask off, like sick, by the way, did anybody notice like not me not opening my eyes the entire time?

13:00Jackie Oshry:Like once the mask was off and they let you sing, they let you sing one more time. I was actually being shy. I've never sung. Like I'm not a singer. You would never know. The singing was insane. Oh, that part I knew I was going to slay the house down boots on. The song choice last night, which isn't usually in your repertoire. So they sent me a bunch of songs and they were really like amenable. I'm so specific. You know, I have like five karaoke songs and I wanted to sing all of them. I really wanted to sing Valerie, but somebody had already sung it. and it's kind of like a hallmark performance in the Mass Singer Hall of Fame.

13:25Jackie Oshry:Who was it? I don't know. They were like, don't mess with it. I'm like, okay, I'm not doing it. So they recommend Unstoppable. And it's not a song I've ever sung. And so I was immediately going to be like, no. And Ben was like, okay, Cardboard Koji, give it a chance. And the thing is about these songs that like, that's what I really learned when working with like the vocal performance. They arrange it. So if it's not in your key, like they make it in your key. So they were like, give it a chance. And during one of my like vocal training sessions over Zoom, like leading up to the show, they were like, just try it.

13:51Jackie Oshry:We'll find the right key for you. And I knew instantly, I'm like, oh, Slay the House Down Boots. Like, I sounded so good. That's why it's really important to be open to new things. But, you know, my voice is so personal to me. And, like, my singing, I'm just like, I'm not a professional singer. This is just my hobby. And, like, I take it so seriously. So I was glad that I tried something new because I thought I sounded amazing.

14:09Claudia Oshry:You sounded amazing. But also the song and the message, it's such an amazing song. It's chilling. That, like, hasn't been resurfaced in 10 years. Like, when it came out, it was unstoppable. and I'm so like it was the perfect song for you vocally and also message oriented.

14:24Jackie Oshry:It's not lost on me that I'm singing Unstoppable the night that I decided to stop, you know, singing at the competition.

14:29Claudia Oshry:Stop the show, but unstoppable breastfeeder, unstoppable mama.

14:34Jackie Oshry:Unstoppable businesswoman.

14:35Claudia Oshry:She's just doing Masked Singer on her way, like, you know, on her way.

14:41Jackie Oshry:Guys. It's just a stop on the way. When they told me I was doing it, my first reaction was like, obviously I'm not. Like I'm not in a place to do it. And then everyone really rallied around me. Ben specifically being like, listen, Ben knows my dream is to sing. So like he was being like, you have to do it. And I was like, yeah, I have to do it. And leading up to the actual move, I was having so much anxiety. Like, you know me, I don't go anywhere.

15:00Claudia Oshry:No, like it was literally days before.

15:02Jackie Oshry:It was a real game time decision. Like I almost pulled out at the 11th hour because I'm like, this is so crazy. Like I'm not going to take my whole family and breastfeed. Like we've never, we did a six hour flight. Like it was, the whole concept was so crazy to me. But I was like, you know what? I'm doing it. like YOLO, true YOLO. And once I had gotten like two performances under my mouth, I was like, you know what? I'm okay. I'm walking away. And yes, of course, it was nice of me to give some other people a chance because obviously I would have won. Let me tell you, they take it so seriously.

15:33Jackie Oshry:I did not know one other person. I've been watching live with everyone. Like I'm dying to know who's on my season. Okay. Taraji P. Henson. Yeah. Okay. Tiffany Haddish.

15:42Claudia Oshry:like kind of a big big season for women in comedy were the croissants revealed yet because i feel like i saw clues as to who they were and i think that's who they are so i was being like i don't

15:51Jackie Oshry:know if everybody else cares as much about the other contestants but i'm also like i'm still me right so like during dress rehearsals like you can kind of hear i'm listening so hard i have this video i have my head up against my i share a trailer so the trailer's like split with a wall it's not like a real wall i have my ear up so close i hear this guy i don't know who it was I felt like it was an athlete because he was talking about how he's not like a professional singer. And Big Poppy, who was like the famous, I want to say Yankee. He was just unmasked a couple of weeks ago. I think it was him.

16:24Jackie Oshry:I don't know. I heard someone else. She's still in the competition. I'm not going to say who I think it is, but other people online do think that it's her too. I did hear the Chrisleys and I was like, sorry, I heard the croissants and I'm like, oh, that's the Chrisleys. They sang Jailhouse Rock. They had just gotten out of jail. The Chrisleys, There's two of them. There were two croissants. I figured it out myself. I was literally playing the game. I don't know who wins. I don't know who's still in the competition. Like people online are guessing and I have similar guesses. But I have no information.

16:50Jackie Oshry:I have like no intel on my fellow.

16:52Claudia Oshry:Your fellow masked singers.

16:54Jackie Oshry:I'm dying to know who Pug Caso is because that's who I sang up against. People online say it's Matthew Morrison. And like you guys don't understand. I was in the same room as this person, but we were wearing our masks. So if I was in the same room as Matthew Morrison, like I will die.

17:08Claudia Oshry:I don't think it was Matthew Morrison. I saw some guesses and then there was one that I thought was the most compelling. And it was some guy from Hamilton. Anthony Ramos. Yeah. Yeah.

17:17Jackie Oshry:They think it's now Anthony Ramos or Cord Overstreet.

17:19Claudia Oshry:Before they thought it was Cord Overstreet, but his package like didn't. I know.

17:23Jackie Oshry:Give Cord. So I also think it's Cord Overstreet. And I'm actually friends with Cord Overstreet. I kind of just want to text him and ask. But like if you understand we're in the same room, we're like battling against each other and we don't know who it is. And it's someone I know. I really want it to be Matthew Mars.

17:37Claudia Oshry:Just for the lore. Oh, yeah. for the lore so we'll wait to find out when he gets unmasked or she no it's a she i mean it's a

17:46Jackie Oshry:it's a hey oh and i have so many tiktoks to post you guys like i was in the trailer and i don't know i feel like i might get in trouble like i was filming so much i mean it's so secretive they're dead ass serious about it um and i was like i can't even make tiktoks i didn't ask i just like film them you know i just wait for somebody to yell

18:01Claudia Oshry:me no i feel like it's great once everything's revealed like i feel like it's pop off queen

18:06Jackie Oshry:Corgi pop off Queen Corgi Queen Corgi I know that Robin Thicke had no idea who I was like I know Rita and um Jenny did uh-huh um Ken I just feel like it's just happy to be there Ken just loves you and your voice and Robin I feel like he he's perfect at guessing like some of the actual like music people especially like from like you know a little bit older so I know Robin has no had no idea who I was and he was just like happy like for me you know like he was just like go girl do your thing do your thing go to your baby and I feel like we talk about the Masked Singer all the time because like famously I was asked to audition like a couple years ago and they passed on me you were?

18:42Jackie Oshry:oh yeah I sent in a video

18:43Claudia Oshry:oh

18:44Jackie Oshry:they were like Masked Singer's interested can you send a video of you singing and I was like absolutely say less this was like five years ago and then I never heard back and they were like yeah they like went in another direction I'm like okay that's fine and then of course it comes like at just an inconvenient time for me and I could not pass up the opportunity and I'm really glad that I did it it was so crazy it will go down in history really like something I'll be telling my grandkids that I did like it's so unreal no and it was just so much fun for the community like everyone that's by the way that's why I did it like I knew when there was like rumors starting I I had hoped that when I was on the show like a couple of toasters would be watching and like starting you know secrets about me on TikTok and stuff and it happened in a bigger way I didn't know people were gonna figure it out so quickly um but like I literally did it for the pot like I'm a podcaster people know my voice like my voice is my trade.

19:30Jackie Oshry:So I had a feeling people were going to figure it out and it was going to be like really fun for the toasters to play along. And so I really feel like I did it for the lore. I did it for the community. No, you absolutely had to.

19:39Claudia Oshry:I had to. Yeah. And for me, it's my new favorite show. It's so good. We need the costume. We need Queen Corby.

19:46Jackie Oshry:I know. I was trying to like steal stuff from set. But when I went, they do this like post show interview where you just like talk about your experience and they have like all the masks ever. So it's like, it's an important part of their history. They don't like give it away. Yeah. I wanted my microphone. Like I couldn't take anything.

20:00Claudia Oshry:I understand. Yeah. But if they ever need to free up space in the storage room, we need Queen Corgi on the,

20:08Jackie Oshry:we need her. I love her. She's so cute. She's precious. I want you. Like I'm going to cry, but she was obviously like an odd to an odd and nod to Theo. Of course. So when they were asking if there were any animals that like mean a lot to me, I'm like, well, King Charles Cavaliers. And if they had made me a dog who's a King Charles Cavalier, that would have been too obvious. So instead of making me a King Charles, They made me a queen corgi. It's kind of brilliant. And they know we're obsessed with the royal family. One of our viral moments is us dressing up as the royal family. So it was very much a nod to Queen Elizabeth.

20:35Jackie Oshry:It was a nod to you, my queenie girl. You're so Queen Elizabeth. My purse and my shoes were so you. It was a nod to all things toast. They really, I feel like, handled my story so beautifully.

20:46Claudia Oshry:They treated your story with care and love. And it's crazy that they do that for everyone. I know. It's so crazy.

20:53Jackie Oshry:Does everybody else get choked up watching their own packages? I think so, right? I'm sorry. And Little Corgi? No, that was actually too much. I hadn't seen that. So I obviously was there for my performances. I know what the judges said. I knew what to expect from most of it. But I didn't see the packages. They had me record some voiceover stuff. So I had an idea of what it was going to look like. But I didn't know I was getting an AI-generated pub.

21:16Claudia Oshry:Insane. Insane. So cute. So cute. I keep looking at the picture. I need to take a better one. I have a picture on my phone, but I want a better one.

21:25Jackie Oshry:I'll ask them for like the HD. We have to frame that too. Stop. It's so cute. I can't.

21:30Claudia Oshry:Put it in the frames.

21:31Jackie Oshry:That's what the frames have been waiting for. Oh, and then the craziest part is that my room at Jackie's house, obviously I have like an ensuite bathroom. It's beautiful. You've made it lovely for me. And when you were redecorating it, you got like a piece of art for the bathroom. It's a picture of a corgi. It's a King Charles Cavalier. It's a picture of a King Charles Cavalier dressed up as like a royal. It's wearing a crown, like literally a cape. it's Queen Corky I have to post a picture on my Instagram you guys it's freaky when I went to your house for the first time after having filmed that I was like you're having flashbacks who are you like I'm the owner of this house it's my husband it's King Corky your husband is coming we have to film on TikTok with that thing it's the craziest thing we will where'd you get that piece of art

22:13Claudia Oshry:Wayfair you've got just what I need Wayfair you've got just what I need that's also why you've been singing so much

22:20Jackie Oshry:of course and I was like trying to leave hints for everyone. There were so many hints over the last, from us in the show. From my interview with Jenny. Yeah. We slayed. I just want to say, Taylor Swift could never do what we've done here. Oh my gosh. It's been a pleasure. It has been a pleasure. Now there's going to be a full episode. Okay, so we released an episode this morning. Yesterday, after all the chili talk, we did want to make a chili and we got together to watch The Masked Singer, like my unmasking episode so everybody's getting together. We had to make dinner. So we ended up, of course, making a chili.

22:48Jackie Oshry:We vlogged the whole thing, our big night. It's actually a hysterical vlog. Something crazy happens in the vlog. We're like, we're making chili. It's Jackie's recipe. It's Jackie's house. She won't even let me do anything besides open cans. And five minutes after we start cooking, Jackie realizes that she has a meeting. So she leaves me. We've already started. The onions are -

23:07Claudia Oshry:I just completely planned poorly. I don't know why I thought I had -

23:10Jackie Oshry:I had to make the chili all by myself. I couldn't even open the cans. It was insane.

23:14Claudia Oshry:I thought I had 25 minutes, but I had like five minutes.

23:18Jackie Oshry:Yeah, I made dinner all by myself. It was insane.

23:21Claudia Oshry:Yeah. And she followed, like I had the recipe written down. So that's all she had to go on is kind of like great British, British bake off. That's what they do. They get like a recipe that's kind of loosely written and you have to figure it out. That's funny. Yeah. They don't tell you exactly how long you cook for exactly how much they're like, mix the flour and the sugar. And you're like, okay, but they're professional bakers. It was great chili bake off.

23:41Jackie Oshry:So that blog is on Patreon. And then tomorrow we've, we're asking people to submit questions about my experience on the show. and we're going to be here recording like a Q &A answering everything from, you know, BTS things, kind of some of the challenges I went through. I really don't want to get into it so deep, but like it was a very challenging time for me. Every time I talk about it, I start crying. So I'll talk about it on Patreon, but like very challenging time for Koji. I thought I was like, I don't know why I thought I was like immune to any like postpartum blues or anything or anxiety.

24:10Jackie Oshry:I don't even know what to call it, but I was not okay. Like I was actually not okay. And like shout out to everyone at Fox, Haley, Xena, like Madison, Logan, the girls like helping me out. Like everyone ushered me through. I think they could see I was not okay. And they really made it a wonderful experience for me. Like I look back on that time very fondly now, even though it was like a dark emotional time for me. So you say Fox supports mamas? Absolutely. I would say Fox supports mamas. And women. Yes. And everyone there was pregnant. When I saw like the Fox exec who I had never met, but I know she was in charge.

24:42Jackie Oshry:And she was pregnant. and I was like, thank fucking God. Like, oh, and she was a swirly. She was a toaster, Haley. So I was like, I spoke to her this morning. Like, oh, I was feeling. It's always a relief when you meet a swirly. It's so true. Like. When you're in swirly hands. Yeah, pregnant swirly hands. It's done. The softest. The softest. So that will be coming to Patreon, but there's already a vlog up there. It is just a regular episode, even though like I'm having this huge moment. You know, it's always happens like on the toast where like, I feel like, what's the phrase? Like the more things change, the more they stay the same.

25:12Jackie Oshry:I feel like so many times throughout history, we've had like insane, huge highs, lows happen on the toast. But we still have to like show up and do the episode, you know? And that's today. It's like, what do you mean we're talking about things that aren't Queen Corgi related?

25:22Claudia Oshry:Well, you know what? Queen Corgi's in the stories because Queen Corgi's making news. So we are going to talk about her a little more, but we'll get into the stories to talk about her more. And then we'll talk about everything else. Claudia and I watched Chloe in Wonderland together yesterday.

25:32Jackie Oshry:We did watch Chloe in Wonderland. Sorry, the Tell Me Lies recap. Obviously, we were not watching Tell Me Lies last night. Obviously not. I'll try tonight. But tomorrow will be Traders recap. I am watching Traders. Tonight. Oh, it's one episode. It's one episode. Okay. We'll stay on track. I think it's more important that we stay on track of our traitors. Traitors. Traitors. You know who was liking my content last night?

25:50Claudia Oshry:Maura?

25:50Jackie Oshry:Did you see my close friend's story today?

25:51Claudia Oshry:No.

25:52Jackie Oshry:Oh, I shared. Colton Underwood was liking my reels about The Masked Singer. Maybe he's on this season. Maybe he's Picasso.

25:59Claudia Oshry:That would be good for him.

26:01Jackie Oshry:Yeah. I mean, he gets cast all the time.

26:04Claudia Oshry:I'm trying to think. We're not. I'm not pro-culted. If he saw some of our clips, I don't know. I feel like sometimes in an episode, like we're anti and we're pro, like we argue both sides.

26:13Jackie Oshry:No, I feel like last week I went really hard being like, I'm not about this man and his demonic behavior. And I reminded everybody about what actually happened between him and Cassie.

26:19Claudia Oshry:But like two weeks ago, we said he's playing the game amazing. Yeah. He's amazing. And maybe he's just a big Masked Singer fan. He's incredible. Maybe he's not a fan of me. He's a fan of Queen Corgi. Queen Corgi, I love your work. Cardboard Corgi. Cardboard Corgi. No, she likes to spend.

26:34Jackie Oshry:No, she's very like luxe and elegant. She spends. She drops a coin. I mean, you should see, first of all, I felt like, you know, in the Taylor Swift documentary, she has like that stage built just to rehearse. And it's like in a, I don't know where it is, like an airport hangar. They had one of those where I had to like practice all my choreography. It was so AeroStore. Your choreography? My choreography, yeah, which was almost impossible to do. Does Corgi like to pop and lock and jam and break? As much as she can, like during my first rehearsals, and I have all the videos. I wonder if I'm allowed to post them.

27:01Jackie Oshry:They were like, can you move a little bit more? And I was like, no. Like, I'm sorry, I literally can't. so like a lot of my moves were just like walking and I could move my arms. I could not move my legs. So it was a lot of like, but the leg I had to do one. Yeah, of course I had to do one kick and unstoppable. I swear to God, I thought I was going to the hospital. Like it was insane. That is hysterical. Well, let's get into the story so we could talk about you some more. I love that. I love when the, you know, the pre fast five banner is a vehicle, um, just to talk more about ourselves without further ado,

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29:09Claudia Oshry:You're welcome, Zootrafol. So our first story, someone who needs no Nutrafol because she's furry as fuck, Masked Singer contested Queen Corgi. Shockingly withdraws seconds before elimination reveal. So what's so crazy is what you did is so unprecedented. Yes. You kind of like shook up the show.

29:28Jackie Oshry:I wasn't like aware at the time that it was like a huge deal. They keep saying it was I'm the first person to ever do it. I believe one or two people. I mean, there's 14 seasons. One or two people have done it historically. I said it on the show and I'll say it here again. Like I left to spend time with my family and like, you know, I felt like I was just missing. And it's crazy. They grew up so fast. Like I felt like he was so old then. Like four months. I was like, yeah, he's huge. He's eight months now. Like I really, I know I made the right decision. Like that's how, I haven't looked back once.

30:00Jackie Oshry:I haven't like had one regret. Like I totally made the right decision. I got to do both. Like live out my dreams, but also like prioritize my family and my babes. So yeah, not me, like setting precedent.

30:11Claudia Oshry:Yeah. Not you setting precedent. Like Ruby out in the streets of LA. He loved it by the way. Like he was fine.

30:16Jackie Oshry:I was not. You think he's an LA, California boy? I mean the weather, like that's why he loves it here. And that's why we literally haven't gotten home. He's so like, he's so outdoorsy.

30:25Claudia Oshry:Oh, that's so cute.

30:26Jackie Oshry:And he was like kind of living his best life in L.A. Like and shout out to Ben for just like being so supportive. I had to like before bed last night. It was kind of like we closed a chapter and I was like, by the way, thanks. Like, I don't know if I said that yet. Like he was literally being like primary caregiver, being so supportive, like driving me around, like just doing everything, coming to set for feedings, leaving like really like a plus supportive partner. Cannot cannot thank him enough. Yeah.

30:50Claudia Oshry:I'm just so obsessed with the whole thing. all of the content is so cute I know I can't stop watching the unstoppable clip but after Don't Rain on My Parade I watched that a million times I think I watched Don't Rain on My Parade

31:02Jackie Oshry:10 ,000 times I don't regret choosing that song I just want to say but I didn't really think about I can't lie up until I got there I really thought I wasn't actually going to be like singing in the costume I thought like I would pre-record it and slay the house down boots but like having to do it in the costume I feel like I didn't deliver my best possible vocal performance and you know it's a deep cut like yes true artists and you know people with good taste know that song but I'm singing on like a big network show and the guy I was singing against sing ordinary by Alex Warren everybody loved it I wish I chose a little bit more of like a commercial pop radio hit but it was true to me and it was my journey but I do wish I maybe like I don't know I kind of wish I chose a

31:41Claudia Oshry:different song yeah because you would have won your round which would have like felt good because

31:46Jackie Oshry:it doesn't feel good to lose yeah but I think but like not them putting me up against like the best singer like I feel like Pug Casso wins like that was kind of uncool of them why couldn't they put me up against the Chris Lees? Is this a piece from Hamilton? Yeah like please like or Glee? Someone was actually out to get me when they were putting me up against Pug Casso. Maybe it's kind of like my episode of Say Yes to the Dress when they put me up against the girl who lost her house in like a flood. Right. Not cool. That was insane that they did that. I will never stop talking about that. It is if you just like watch.

32:14Jackie Oshry:If you watch half the episode it's a good episode. If you fast

32:16Claudia Oshry:forward through anything it's not Claudia not for any reason.

32:19Jackie Oshry:She lost her whole house including her wedding dress so they give her a free dress but then they're so moved by her story they pay for her whole wedding and i'm over here in new york being like i don't feel like this dress is nice enough like so obnoxious and jappy like oh they did me so fucking dirty on the show mass singer would never mass singer would never um but i feel like true like people who appreciate

32:40Claudia Oshry:art you know and theater and theatrics and music yeah of course it's like such a see that yours was better and anybody and the judges were shocked that you didn't win because it was fan vote it was

32:48Jackie Oshry:like audience voted yeah so i also think anybody who knows music not to be obnoxious like would know how much harder my song was to sing than his so he's singing this like easy ass song in his costume and i'm singing this kind of power ballad like one of the toughest but only like true barbara leah michelle like only the greats can sing that song sorry like that's so true to my own horn but

33:09Claudia Oshry:like i deserve more credit it's so true i'm looking at the rest of the people who are still in I have my theories on like who everyone is Oh can we do it

33:18Jackie Oshry:Okay I think that Okay so first is Stingray I have no idea There's a lot of people who like are

33:28Jackie Oshry:Oh my god There are a lot of people who are like I'm their target demo sorry And then there's like there's somebody who's like a Motown singer Like I definitely don't know who that is The athletes I probably don't know

33:36Claudia Oshry:Yeah there was like a famous boxer who was unmasked week one

33:39Jackie Oshry:But I knew the Chrisleys I didn't know Big Poppy I can't lie I'm not seeing a Big Poppy. I knew Taraji P. Henson. I don't see Big Poppy here. We have David Ortiz. Okay, that's Big Poppy. Are you okay? I'm like, did I make that up?

33:53Claudia Oshry:No, I'm pretty sure he was there. Oh, and he's not a boxer. He's a Boston Red Sox. But that's like... I didn't say boxer. I did. But I just read Boston Red Sox as box. Oh, okay, okay. That is fair. Okay, so Stingray, you don't know. Snow Cone? I'm pretty sure is Heidi Pratt. Okay, yeah, that's what everyone's saying. Picasso? Also, I'm sticking with Cordova Street. I just want to say this pug costume costume is gorgeous. Gorgeous. I know. Next, pangolin. I don't know. Owl. I don't know. High voltage. I don't know. Galaxy girl. I think it's Ashley Simpson. I think it's Bridget Mendler. Oh, that's a good guess because like galaxy.

34:32Claudia Oshry:And everything was like about space and she like left. She was a child actress who left to become an astronaut.

34:37Jackie Oshry:Not actress though. Child star. That's why I think it's Ashley Simpson.

34:40Claudia Oshry:But she was a child star who left to become an Ashley.

34:41Jackie Oshry:Okay, but last night's clue was that she dyed her hair to black from brunette to, like, leave her family behind. That's so Ashley Simpson.

34:47Claudia Oshry:Maybe Bridget Mendler did that in her personal life. She didn't.

34:51Jackie Oshry:Crane? No clue. Eggplant? No clue. That's a tough costume. That's a crazy costume. So on the doors of everyone's trailer, it won't say, like, Claudia Oshry. It says Queen Corgi in a picture of the costume. And, like, my trailer was nearby the eggplant, and I was like, thank God that's not me. Like, that's insane. Carrot Carrot? 24 Carrot. Yeah, I don't know. That was somebody new from last night's episode and that was, I feel like Robin Thicke knew who it was because it's a Motown singer. I have no idea. Oh, okay. And then Calla Lily. That's a beautiful costume. Oh, I think Calla Lily is Teddy Mellencamp.

35:25Jackie Oshry:She sang Fight Song. Talking about like this health journey. And I know that voice. She's on the podcast. I saw that clip and I saw the clues and I agree. I think that's a good one. Scarab was Taraji P. Henson. And then I forget what costume was, but that was Tiffany Haddish.

35:41Claudia Oshry:Yeah, she was like Lee Lau. Yeah, something like that. Lee who who? That was Tiffany Haddish.

35:47Jackie Oshry:Very exciting. Yeah. It's a very exciting thing. I know. It's the craziest thing I have and ever will do. 100%. It will go down like in five years. You know how we like look back and there's so many random crazy things we've done. Like remember when Kanye gave us his song to like premiere on the toast, like before he was Kanye. we've done so many crazy things and I feel like we'll forget about this one but like we need to add it to the list we need to start a list of crazy things we've done that we always forget about I'm happy to start a list Mass Singer is going to be one of them and guys sound off in the comments because you guys remember better than us what are wild toast things that we've accomplished or done that we never talk about like the Kanye thing is crazy Kanye closed on Sunday that was hilarious too and I need people to sound off in the comments because we don't remember them.

36:34Jackie Oshry:Because we genuinely don't remember. Yeah. I think it's our way of like dealing with whatever.

36:39Claudia Oshry:Yeah.

36:39Jackie Oshry:Anything else coming to mind?

36:42Claudia Oshry:No, I have to think about like things my friends text me about. They're like, oh my God. I'm like, oh.

36:46Jackie Oshry:Yes, that's exactly it.

36:47Claudia Oshry:I guess that is a big deal.

36:48Jackie Oshry:My high school friend Anna was like, Clutter, are you on the show?

36:50Claudia Oshry:I'm like, yeah. I hadn't told them. Like for the last, oh my God, was Zach when we got nominated for an iHeartRadio podcast award. That's huge.

36:59Jackie Oshry:Oh, I low-key have a Shorty Award. Like I forget about that all the time. I have been nominated for two people's choice awards But I lost both of them One time to Jacob Sartorius So like seriously don't talk to me What did you just say? Shorty award Like things that are a big deal but we just like forget about

37:16Claudia Oshry:Yeah and also I think what happens is like We do something that we know is a big deal But we have to do it in silence We don't tell anyone that it's happening or that we got this And then by the time it comes out it's like oh yeah we did that Like me I was literally on the Messinger six months ago Yeah so that was Messinger We knew it was a big deal when you were doing it but we couldn't talk about it And now it's like oh yeah that did happen six months ago

37:31Jackie Oshry:Yeah, I also just want credit for like how good I was like making up that lie. Oh, and my apartment flooding. Lol. It was fine. Like it was such a crazy week because I moved apartments and then moved to L.A. for two weeks. And it's like, what's wrong with Koji? And I was like, well, I can't like pretend I'm like picking up and moving to L.A. If there's not something wrong in my apartment. My apartment's fabulous. There's no problem with it. I can't wait to get back there. Yeah. Well, that's enough Masked Singer for now. I'm sorry I lied to you guys. I won't. I don't lie. Like, I'm sorry. Like, I try to be as open and honest.

37:58Jackie Oshry:There was no way to not. I had to. Yeah. And I also thought it was airing live. So I was like, how am I really going to convince people that it's not me if I'm in L.A. and it's airing live?

38:08Claudia Oshry:Yeah.

38:08Jackie Oshry:But no, it was better that it wasn't.

38:10Claudia Oshry:Yeah. More Masked Singer recap coming tomorrow on Patreon. Submit your questions. Every little detail about Masked Singer, how Turdy pulled it off in the Patreon. Yeah. Next story, Kim Kardashian on Khloe in Wonderland. She finally reveals the truth. So she says about behind the deleted party photos of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle.

38:26Jackie Oshry:We watched a whole episode, I think, with the exception of like the last maybe 10 minutes. It was only 37 minutes. And I feel like they should have released one banger episode, not two mediocre parts. Because the part that we watched yesterday was so boring. I think it took us four hours to watch it. We kept pausing. Like, it was so, we were just waiting really for the Meghan Markle thing. They did touch very briefly on Larsa. But, like, the whole thing with Kim, and I guess that's her, I think it's her personal philosophy. It's like nothing's a big deal. She doesn't like to make big deals out of things.

38:53Jackie Oshry:So, Larsa, I love Larsa. You know, we just, like, we're part. Our kids are so close. Meghan Markle, oh, yeah, she's fine. She's a friend of the mom. Everything is just, like, very casual. She doesn't want to burn bridges also. Which I respect. So don't like make it seem like it's this big ass juicy podcast episode. She said what the media had said at the time about those pictures of Meghan and Harry.

39:08Claudia Oshry:Yeah. So first she said a couple of things. She said that whenever they post pictures from an event, they always get approval for everyone that they can post that photo of that person, which is like really like a kind and lovely time consuming thing to do.

39:21Jackie Oshry:They also, um, she, Chloe had said like, we have ratchet pictures too. We know never to share those. These are just like the nice sort of event photography photos of everyone smiling.

39:29Claudia Oshry:They reached out. They said that they could post them. Then Kim posted it. And she said they must have forgotten that it was Remembrance Day and they didn't want to be seen at a party. Chloe was being shady. Yes, she was. Chloe was being shady and giving us a glimmer of the truth. She was like, but they were at Baby to Baby before. And Kim was like, yeah, well, that's a charity event. And this was just like a party. So they didn't want to be like seen at a party on Remembrance Day. But within there, there's a lot. Yes. There's a lot for us to work with. Kim also said, you know, they asked us to delete it.

39:56Claudia Oshry:She actually didn't say that, but she like inferred. Yeah, she said, we were told that it was, this is the quote. We were told that it was totally cool to post. And then after it was posted, I think they realized it was Remembrance Day. First bit of shade. They forgot Remembrance Day when they like make it as such a big deal. And they didn't want to be seen at a party, even though it's already up, you know, and then taken down. And then I think they realized like, oh, this was so silly. She said that going to the baby to baby gala earlier may have been fine, maybe not partying and dancing on the dance floor or whatever.

40:24Claudia Oshry:So we took them down to respect Remembrance Day, she said to Chloe.

40:28Jackie Oshry:Yes. So that's pretty much a confirmation that they were asked to take them down. Because why, no offense, would Kim care about Remembrance Day? And then like how stupid it was because the pictures were already out and it became a bigger story that they were out on Remembrance Day when nobody even thought that. Yeah, I got the vibe that Chloe doesn't like Megan. And they made sure to say that Megan is friends with mom.

40:46Claudia Oshry:Yeah.

40:46Jackie Oshry:Not that like she's a family friend. She said, you know, Megan and mom have been friends for some years. to sort of like foisting the friendship onto Chris, which I thought was interesting too.

40:54Claudia Oshry:I felt like Kim was very diplomatic about it. She doesn't even want to burn the bridge with Larsa or Brittany Gassner. She's certainly not going to burn a bridge with the Sussexes and talk trash. Khloe gave us a bit more of a glimmer into like how they thought the whole thing was so stupid and performative because you go to baby to baby, but you can't be seen here.

41:10Jackie Oshry:Yeah, Khloe was definitely like hate. Like, I don't know what happened behind closed doors, but I know Khloe was like mad.

41:15Claudia Oshry:And I also know that like what, The way Kim said it was very kind, but like there was annoying. It was a drama. Yeah. Anyways, then Kim said, you've got to laugh at the situation sometimes and just like lighten it up and be if everyone's taking it the wrong way, like lean in. Kim said, I was like, we should do a full Skims campaign. Take the photo, even just us. Like I'll shoot you at mom, you know, post it and then delete it like 30 minutes later and then say, oh, sorry, I didn't have permission to post those photos for the campaign. She said the drama would have been received differently if they made it light and made it funny.

41:46Claudia Oshry:She's completely right. Yeah, even though that Skims idea is like a bad idea and Megan would never. Well, they should have. That's a little too like silly. But if they did like a Skims campaign with Megan, it would have like debunked the idea that they were all beefing. Skims campaigns are great for everyone. I'm sure they could have done something really tasteful. You know, Megan has a certain look. It doesn't have to be underwear.

42:06Jackie Oshry:Like it could be pajamas.

42:07Claudia Oshry:It could be sweaters, crew neck sweaters, like something very Megan. Belts, I don't know. Yeah. And I think that would have been great and like sort of smooth the whole thing over. But Kim was also saying in a very polite and diplomatic way, like their PR is so bad. Stupid. This is proof of that. And I think it's them like making bad choices. That to me is like the shock. It's like you really thought that deleting a picture that was already up by the most followed woman in the world would somehow smooth over the fact that you went out on.

42:35Jackie Oshry:Remember, it makes people forget like it's giving my first day on planet Earth. No, it really is. It's like it's so dumb. And it just like everything that the NEPR, it's always handled so poorly. And I feel like we just reported what they went through, like their 11th publicist in the last four years. And so it's clearly like them steering that ship. Because any person who's worked in publicity for more than one day would know like deleting a picture makes it a bigger thing. It's already out there. It's on Kim's Instagram. It's not on some like lowly friends Instagram. Handled so poorly.

43:07Claudia Oshry:you just don't think like people at that level are going to be so amateur like amateur it actually is shocking it confounds me it doesn't make sense because she's a very smart woman who's been in

43:19Jackie Oshry:this business it's not her first date it's like she met harry in a pub and she was working working as a waitress she has been in this business for 20 years and she's been at this level of royal now for like eight i don't understand it's shocking amateur is the perfect word for it very naive.

43:37Claudia Oshry:Naive at best. To the amateurs. Yeah. To the point that it doesn't make sense. Naive at best. Negligent at worst.

43:48Claudia Oshry:Yeah. I don't know. Anyway, so thanks. I'm glad that they addressed it. Yeah, but that episode was mad boring. That Wesley Snipes story put me to bed. Oh my God. The Wesley Snipes story. I don't really want to get into it too much because I don't want it to take up more of my life than it did when I watched it. But what? not even the story like the tell that the fact she was like you have to tell your wesley snipe story you really don't let me tell you i i hate that form of conversation so much tell that story not even as a podcast but like in with friends when someone's like oh my god tell the story unless it just happened when they're like we tell this story like no and like you've been on tv

44:25Jackie Oshry:for 20 years you've been on instagram you storytelling is your life and we've never heard the story there's a reason yeah it was like the whole conversation about how kim's like amazing at manifesting like girl miss me with that like here's my list of 50 manifestations for my next boyfriend sense of humor like a girl it was just like so low-level conversation and the wesley snipes yeah jackie's still the restaurant and the wesley snipe story i don't even think

44:48Claudia Oshry:made wesley look good what are you doing taking out an underage girl to breakfast like it was weird and he's he was obviously doing nothing nefarious no like tell this girl to stay out of the clubs like your life is you so just about to start like he you know kim goes out in new york with her

45:03Jackie Oshry:friend. She's not from New York. And she ends up at this like after party at an apartment. All of her friends, she gets lost. She's by herself. She has no money. She leaves this random apartment building and she has no money to get home. She just has the address of her friend's house on her palm. And she's in the lobby. And she didn't know it at the time, but it's Wesley Snipes. And she's like, sir, like, I think he was getting into a cab or taking a car. And he was like, will you please drop me off at this address? And instead he like takes her to breakfast and says like, girl, you're on a bad path and then takes her home.

45:28Weird, weird story.

45:30Jackie Oshry:Like not the intended message, The intended effect was not received. What are people saying about it? They're not. Has Wesley responded? Part two hasn't made as many waves as part one. They should have done one big ass episode. Well, I keep seeing headlines. Wesley said, I've saved my life. That's like the point. Oh, and that's the other thing. He didn't save her life because she just needed to get home. And he took her out of the way to breakfast. And she wasn't on a bad path. It was her first time going to a party. It was daylight. Oh, right. It's not like he did save her from this dark path.

45:59Jackie Oshry:She didn't drink then. She didn't drink after. She was not on this dark path. She just got lost. Like, yeah, it was not what. Yeah. Um, so yeah.

46:10Claudia Oshry:So, yeah. Are you ready for our next story? Justin Bieber will perform at the Grammys. First time in a while he's performed. Justin Bieber will perform at the Grammy Awards this weekend. Alert Grammys are this weekend. We were just talking about that yesterday. Yeah. The Recording Academy confirmed marking Bieber's first time performing on music's biggest night since 2022. he is up for four grammys this year including album of the year for swag which was not pee pee poo poo after all no it wasn't and that was his first album since 2021 he's also up for best pop vocal performance peps best pop vocal album and best r &b performance good for him so the

46:43Jackie Oshry:headline here is haley beaver's going to the grammys and now i feel like i must watch taylor's not going so like it wasn't my year to like tune in you know to the very first minute to the last minute um like you know if i was in the bed and it was on like i'd probably watch it um now i will be tuning in to see um i would like to see justin perform it's been a while you know he had the tour and then he had the health issues he turned you know ended it um i'd like to see hayley who else is going to be there like whose year is it grammy nominations maybe we did it was a while ago maybe you did them without me oh i did oh okay because i'm can we go through them like a little bit like a little pre-grammy show who's like big year is it bad bunny it's like always his year okay the grammy website doesn't work sabrina i think is nominated for some stuff but it's not like her big year either.

47:26Jackie Oshry:Whose year is it? I feel like it's going to come to me like when you pull it up.

47:30Claudia Oshry:When I say record of the year, Bad Bunny, Sabrina, Dochi, Billie Eilish. Oh, the songs are DTMF, Bad Bunny, Man Child, Sabrina, Anxiety, Dochi, Wildflower, Billie Eilish, Abercadabra, Lady Gaga. I didn't know any of this. Luther, Kendrick Lamar, The Subway, Chapel Rhone, Apata, Rose, Bruno Mars.

47:48Jackie Oshry:I don't know. It doesn't sound like it's anyone's year. I feel like sometimes it comes in and there's somebody with like two people with huge nominations. Like, you know, I feel like Sabrina's year was last year. Like Olivia Rodrigo had a year. Lizzo had a year. Billy. Like, who is it?

48:01Claudia Oshry:There's no clear front runner for me because the albums of the year nominees that like I listened to, which were Sabrina and Lady Gaga, Man's Better Friend and Mayhem. I don't think they need to be out. What other albums are there? So Bad Bunny's album, Justin Bieber's swag, Let God Sort Him Out by Clips, Pusha T and Malice, Kendrick Lamar, GNX, Leon Thomas, Mutt, Tyler, the creator, Chroma Pocopia. Yeah, it's feeling like Bad Bunny's ear. Yeah. With the Super Bowl. Okay. I'll watch a little bit. Yeah, I'll watch. What's going on in the country category? Probably a bunch of Luke Holmes erasure.

48:37Claudia Oshry:For sure. That's country solo performance. Tyler Childers. Oh, Shabuzi. Good news. Chris Stapleton. Zach Top, Lanny Wilson. Okay.

48:44Jackie Oshry:Whatever.

48:45Claudia Oshry:I bet Lanny Wilson wins. Yeah.

48:47Jackie Oshry:So Haley's going to the Grammys. It's kind of like how Kylie's going to the Oscars. Just the girlies holding it down. The girlie's taking over. The girlie's like garnering good ratings. The girlie's going where no girlie has gone before. Because who would want to go to the Oscars? Like honestly, if somebody said, Claudia, I will give you a front row ticket to the Oscars. Like I would go, obviously. Because you can say no, but you would want to say no. And I just feel like I really would not have a good time. Like I took so boring the whole time. Three hours, insufferable speeches. No thanks.

49:16Claudia Oshry:Oh, no. At least the Golden Globes, you get a meal. No, and at least. A hot meal. Actually, I guess you do get performances.

49:22Jackie Oshry:You get performances at the Oscars, right? That's true You get like six of the Best song Performances Yeah

49:28Claudia Oshry:So you would get Golden

49:30Jackie Oshry:We're going up Up up It's our I should have sang that On the last singer I should have sang that Against Ordinary They opened the season With Golden Oh Rita Ora sang it My queen Like one thing about me You will not have to be saying One bad word about Rita Ora ever I don't think we ever have No I don't think we ever would I wish she ended up With Rob Kardashian But other than that Like it's fine It's not too late No she married She married well

49:49Claudia Oshry:Like she's fine Oh right It is too late Our next story Barbara Corcoran recalls faking her own death on her 70th birthday party. She said her friends found her dead in a coffin.

49:59Jackie Oshry:One thing about Barbara is that she's insane.

50:03Claudia Oshry:So she revealed all the details of the surprise funeral she arranged for her 70th birthday party during a conversation with boardrooms Damien Scott on Tuesday. During their chat, the host asked her to tell him about the unconventional party that she threw and whether her guests really thought she was dead. She said, I had the best party of the century, no doubt about it. My friends were going to give me a surprise party and I got wind of it from my good girlfriend. She always spoils things. She just has a habit of doing it, Liz. So when Liz told me they were planning a surprise party, I said, I'm going to turn the tables and surprise them.

50:38Claudia Oshry:And she was in a coffin.

50:41Jackie Oshry:It's like that episode of Curb. Somebody throws himself like a fake funeral just to see what people say. And he's like upstairs live streaming the whole thing. And he wants to see the speeches. is it's very funny because like the thing at a funeral it's like fomo you know everyone in your whole life that you've ever known is there like saying the nicest things about you eating food and like i'm dead i don't think so um do you remember that show from growing up i think it

51:02Claudia Oshry:was called maybe it's me no it was like on the wb and like she had like a kooky grandma who like wanted to be alive for her own funeral because she wanted to hear what everyone had to say about her so she planned her funeral while she was living it was like a sitcom so that she could like hear the eulogies. I've never heard of that show. I mean you were there it was like a blonde girl maybe it's me it's such a deep cut I'm actually ashamed that I remember that.

51:28Jackie Oshry:Why? Your memory is impeccable

51:31Claudia Oshry:Here take a look around You wouldn't remember. Oh like the font is giving. Maybe the grandma was giving Betty White. Can you see who played the grandma?

51:44Okay

51:44Jackie Oshry:I've never seen this show in my life. What is this?

51:48Claudia Oshry:You have, but you were younger.

51:50Jackie Oshry:The grandma's not Betty White. But is it Betty White vibes? I believe she's the old lady from my favorite Ben Stiller movie, Duplex. Okay. Have you ever seen Duplex? I don't think so. Okay, so it's about Drew Barrymore and Ben Stiller. They're like this couple so in love. And they find this amazing duplex like for zero dollars. They're like, how did we get so lucky? So they move into this like amazing brownstone duplex in Manhattan. And the reason why it's like so cheap is because the real estate broker is his grandma like lives upstairs and she's like the the neighbor from hell and they basically end up trying to kill her like it's insane it's such a good movie oh that's so it's like how your crazy neighbor could really drive you to the brink of like a manic episode

52:29Claudia Oshry:where they end up i think they kill her oh it's a murder it's a murder yeah you would obviously

52:34Jackie Oshry:like end up loving the gran like you have to watch a movie you are the gran this gran is ellen

52:40Claudia Oshry:Albertini Dow. You would know her if you saw her. She's also in The Wedding Singer. Is she from Duplex? I'm looking. She's in Hannah Montana. Who isn't? Not Another Not Another Not Another Movie. Remember those movies?

52:54Jackie Oshry:That was such a crazy genre of film. I know.

52:57Claudia Oshry:Why were they

52:58Jackie Oshry:doing all that?

52:59Claudia Oshry:No one did it quite as good as Not Another Teen Movie. Agreed.

53:02Jackie Oshry:But like that parody genre of regular movies. Like Scary Movie, right? Yeah.

53:07Claudia Oshry:Scary Movie was I think the first. Okay. Our fifth and final story. Margot Robbie and Jacob Elordi are being so weird. I tried to tell you guys last week. I feel like no one really was listening to me. And then this week I saw comments like, are you guys going to talk about Margot Robbie and Jacob Elordi? I'm like, I rang the bell on it. I sounded the alarm. What do you want from me?

53:27Jackie Oshry:So they're doing press. The movie, I don't know, is out coming out. And they're just like saying a lot of weird things. And what sucks is that like, first of all, did you see her wearing Victoria Beckham? She looked amazing. Like this should be like a fun press thing that we're all like eating up. Like she looks so gorgeous. he's so hot they're just being weird talking about like the filming experience and how it was like so sexy and delicious and she sent the movie to all of her friends and they were like humping their couches while watching it like jacob is so everything it's really weird like please stop

53:51Claudia Oshry:oh my god but obviously i need to see the movie i want to see the movie too because i like both of them as actors and you know it's based on a great book it seems to have gotten the real treatment and like justice for olivia jade like that's someone's man justice for her husband and father

54:09Jackie Oshry:of her child. Yeah, but also for Olivia Jade. No. No, because at least like, at least Olivia, at least Margot Robbie and her man, like they are secure. You know, they have a family together. Like, yeah, she can act weird, but that's who she's coming home to. You know, her and Olivia, Olivia and Jacob are very much on the rocks. And like, you know, I'm sure she's not feeling the most secure in her relationship. And now here's Margot Robbie.

54:30Claudia Oshry:But like, here's the thing. This is obviously a marketing, a way of marketing the movie. Like we're going to bring that same sexual, obsessed with each other energy, like to the press junket. Like, you know, like Cynthia and Ari being best friends. I think that's real, but like best friends in real life, they're marketing the love story of the movie, which is their friendship. Sydney Sweeney and Glenn Powell attempted it with anything but you. Question, how stupid do you guys think we are?

54:53Jackie Oshry:I mean, people do fall for it every time. I just want to say. No, who's falling for this? I don't think that they are in a relationship or like having affairs, these two though.

55:02Claudia Oshry:No, I don't think they're trying to tell us they're having an affair, but I think they're trying to like titillate us with all the sexiness and it's like you guys have partners go home yeah just promote your movie and go home a thousand you don't have to like put on all this sex like we don't care that much and we don't believe you yeah and if if you are telling the truth well then that's disrespectful yeah

55:23Jackie Oshry:no it's weird regardless like the the thing about margot robbie saying she likes she hosted a a friends and family screening for like her friends and they were all like she said like dry heaving

55:33Claudia Oshry:at Jacob like really really weird so either you're putting you're turning it up and putting it on to like titillate audiences because like you think we need that because we don't just want to come see your movie right so your movie's not good is what you're saying like or you're being honest and that was like what everything was happening and you're telling us that and then you're weird so you're either rude or you're weird yeah condescending or weird yeah patronizing or freaky that's so hollywood yeah patronizing and freaky all at once except for the set of the mass singer of course one of the most amazing workplaces absolutely yeah well those are the fast five stories like that's and i feel as though you only needed to know the first one you did but you know we have a job to do and i feel like if we ever really start forsaking the fast five like that's how it all goes to shit the fast five will never wheels on this thing it's true even on days where

56:24Jackie Oshry:it's like there's no fast five no or like how are we talking about anything besides x yeah even on days like that like the wheels must the wheels of justice turn slow yeah no the fast five keeps

56:33Claudia Oshry:this thing together it's the glue that holds the show so we do what we have to do absolutely and barbara corcoran i'm sorry that happened to you we and we operate in fives so true we were just

56:43Jackie Oshry:saying this yeah that's five stories five patrons a month when we like do an episode choosing our favorite exes of the year or whatever we'll do like five songs or five albums yeah we're just

56:52Claudia Oshry:like we're a couple of five that's a magic number it's our magic number i'll leave you with this and you're our magic queen corgi thank you so much for coming on the show today despite the fact that you were literally on national television last night yeah not me on network

57:07Jackie Oshry:broadcast television thanks for not forgetting us i put my armor on show you how strong i am i put my armor on i'll show you that i

57:23Jackie Oshry:I'm unstoppable. I'm a Porsche with no brakes. I'm so confident. Yeah, I'm unstoppable today. Unstoppable today. Unstoppable today. Unstoppable today. I'm unstoppable today. Thank you, Queen Corrigan. Octave change. Shout out to my vocal coach, Tim, who gave me that. He taught you that? Yeah, he was like, I couldn't figure it out. He was like, we had to do it a thousand times. And he was like, just do it.

57:54Claudia Oshry:When I was listening to see his version today, I was disappointed in that way. I would like, you know, a version on Spotify of Queen Corgi's. Yeah, I wonder, do they put like your performance?

58:02Jackie Oshry:Like they're on YouTube, of course. But can you buy it on iTunes or whatever? I need it on Spotify. So someone needs to work on that. I'll burn you a CD. Please. I just want to say like, shout out. The show has such a wide reach. Like not my aunt texted me last night. You got to make a CD and sell it on your podcast. Like I do.

58:17Claudia Oshry:I mean we've been talking about Toast Tunes forever. I know. We just have to do it. Is 2026 the year of Toast Tunes?

58:24Jackie Oshry:Tune in to find out. Toast Tunes in. Thank you guys so much for listening to the Toast Aligny Morning Show where we deliver the Fast Five stories. You need to know everybody on YouTube. So watching us on YouTube. Please don't forget to subscribe. Make a video a thumbs up. We're also available as a podcast. And we're podcasting. We've found some Spotify, iTunes, Stitcher, public radio. I would like to ask you a podcast. We've found some podcasts. We've found some stuff. We've found some stuff. We've found some stuff. We've found some stuff. We've found some stuff. We've found some stuff. I am a singer on television and you can't tell me to stop because I have an amazing voice and America agrees.

58:54Jackie Oshry:You'll have to put up with my singing for till the end of time. Yeah, I'm yeah. Ken Jeong's favorite singer. That's my claim to fame. Love ya. Bye. Love ya. Bye.

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