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Podcast Episode Notes: The Toast - Re-Signing NOT Resigning (October 1, 2025)
Episode Overview In this episode of The Toast, hosts Jackie and Claudia Oshry discuss various current events, celebrity news, and personal tidbits, including their recent re-signing with Dear Media, updates on Dancing with the Stars, and personal anecdotes about motherhood.
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Key Topics Discussed
- Personal Updates and Yom Kippur Reflection
- No Episode Tomorrow: The hosts discuss skipping the next day's episode in observance of Yom Kippur, a significant day for atonement in the Jewish faith.
- Atonement Themes: Claudia humorously mentions atoning for making listeners laugh too much while driving and hopes to bring in positive changes.
- Contract Announcement: They announce that they have re-signed their contract with Dear Media, emphasizing their commitment to the platform and their audience.
- Celebrity Gossip
- Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman: Rumors swirl regarding Keith Urban's split from Nicole Kidman, suggesting a potential affair. They discuss a resurfaced video of Keith altering song lyrics to reference another woman during a concert, raising eyebrows about his relationship status.
- Luke Combs' New Music: Luke Combs is set to release three new songs, which Claudia and Jackie express excitement over, noting the current competitive music release landscape.
- Brooks Nader's Family Drama: Brooks Nader reveals that she was blocked by her sister Grace after discussing Grace's relationship with tennis player Carlos Alcaraz, creating tension in the family.
- Lola Young's Health Concerns: Lola Young cancels upcoming events to prioritize her well-being after collapsing on stage, prompting discussions about the pressures of the music industry and mental health.
- Dancing with the Stars Recap
- General Thoughts: The episode features a full recap of the latest episode of Dancing with the Stars, with the theme of TikTok night leading to mixed reactions from the hosts.
- Key Performances:
- The hosts critique performances, noting standout dances, particularly Whitney Carson's choreography.
- Shock Elimination: Lauren Jaregi is eliminated, despite strong ties to Fifth Harmony, and the hosts discuss the implications of her exit from the show.
- Celebrities' Dynamics: The interactions among contestants and the influence of professional dancers on their scores and performances are highlighted.
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Key Takeaways
- Re-signing with Dear Media: A celebration of continuity in their podcasting journey, indicating their strong industry relationships.
- Celebrity Relationships: The hosts critically analyze the implications of personal relationships on public personas, particularly in the context of Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman.
- Mental Health Awareness: Lola Young's situation serves as a reminder of the importance of self-care in the demanding entertainment industry.
- Dancing with the Stars Dynamics: The hosts provide engaging commentary on the show, exploring the intersection of celebrity culture and performance arts.
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Conclusion The episode combines humor, personal anecdotes, and sharp commentary on current events, showcasing Jackie and Claudia's dynamic as hosts. Their discussion not only entertains but also encourages reflection on personal growth and the complexities of celebrity life.
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Transcript
Automatic transcript. May contain errors.0:22I sound amazing. welcome back to the toast and happy wednesday that i don't know what it feels like what is the day before the hardest day of your life feel like yeah it does feel like a tuesday you're right tuesday why would it feel like a tuesday it just does i'm all mixed up because of like dancing with the stars is on tuesday so then like when we're talking about it just feels like tuesday but then it's technically claude technically friday because we're not working tomorrow but we'll be working in other senses by the way we're totally in agreement that dancing with the stars is such a sunday night show they really should move it or monday night like a little tree it's a treat for getting through monday by tuesday i'm in the swing of things i've got things going i'm in motion we actually have a lot going on not only is tomorrow the day of atonement like such a serious day for us for our people there will be no show tomorrow i mean if you think you're suffering without the toast think how we're suffering without food and water okay it's not it's one of those days where like we're not even giddy to have off work because like we'd rather be working than doing i'd rather be podcasting for 24 hours straight yeah then fasting cleansing ourselves from our phones atoning for our sins praying begging for forgiveness like it's just we have a lot going on tomorrow and it is sort of like the annual episode where we say what we're sorry for um and what we want to do better with in the next year so i'll start okay what i am sorry for is like seriously i know i hurt so many people when i make them belly laugh so hard um and i know what like puts people's lives at risk when they're driving listening to us and i'm making them laugh so much like they actually put themselves in danger and i'm really sorry for putting you guys seriously in harm's way that obviously was never my intention i i can say i'll try and do better but we all know i won't and i'm really sorry like that was extremely uncool of me that's very big of you yeah and what I want to do you know bring into the new year um I want to bring in a pargy new contract you know yeah well that's the big news of our day is that we have re-signed our dear media contract it's crazy that we made this announcement three years ago that we joined dear media and we had a three-year contract and now we've re-signed with our dear media family keeping it in the family gals we're company gals you know what I think if this moment called for a song the song would be coming home or we are family i got all my sisters with me no we're coming home to dear media like home is where the heart is i keep wanting to say and like i was texting i'm like oh we're re-signing with dear media but like the word re-signing is resigning and we're not resigning.
3:11You got to add the hyphen then. Right. We are re hyphen signing. Hyphens matter. Dear media. As the same like happened last time, nothing's going to change here at the toast. You're going to get your episodes the same way you always do. Pardee sponsors, Pardee content. This is following is a dear media production. Still, our episodes won't have that. Yeah, but you know it, but you know it. We have our own sort of intro and dear media gets that about us, you know, Yeah. No, it's very exciting. We've had, we've loved working with our family at Dear Media. And so we're going to run it back. Yep. And do it all again.
3:47So that's our exciting announcement for the day. Your girls are sad. But it's early in the day. Who knows, like, what other announcements could be coming. You think so? Yeah, because I'm about to announce the craziest thing. And I haven't even told you this. Tell me. So something happened to me last night. And of course, like, the first thing I wanted to do was call Jackie. And I was like, wait, I have to tell her on the podcast. Because it is also an extension of, like, something we spoke about. at length but and the food process arrived no no work with me okay okay i feel like i feel like this has viral sound potential okay the craziest thing happened to me last night what taggies you didn't say i did the craziest thing because i didn't oh i guess i did do it but it's like more so something happened to me someone blew a crack pipe in your face okay i like that I did the craziest thing last night crack crazier meth crazier I got my period oh my god I know you guys let me tell you something I was wearing my favorite in my Sundays hydrangea pajamas oh my god I wasn't ready for this I watched dancing with the stars I haven't had enough time I watch Nancy with the Stars and I go to pee.
5:10And I'm looking at my hydrangea pajamas. I'm like, there's a red hydrangea in the crotch. They make red hydrangeas. I thought they're blue. I'm pretty sure they're blue. And I'm like, wait. Mallory Irvin is so creative. Wait. Did I get my period? Lo and behold, I got my fucking period. And I swear to God, I curse myself. And I can't believe I'm just a girl with her period now. Are you crazy? Like that's insane. That feels really soon. To have to deal with like the challenges and trials and tribulations of motherhood, new motherhood, postpartum, breastfeeding. Now I also have to have my fucking period.
5:50Like there's just no way. Which also means you could get pregnant. Honestly, run it back. Let's go. If I wasn't so fucking bad, I would be pregnant with twins right now. No. And that means that like you could have gotten pregnant in the last two weeks and like you didn't because that's how it happens. Right. You don't know that you're ovulating before your first period. And that's how people like get pregnant when they're really not trying to when they're breastfeeding. No. And like this entire time I haven't gotten my period. So I'm like, oh, I could. Every time I'm nauseous, I'm like, am I pregnant?
6:16But I guess I'm really not. No, you're not. But now you could be. So now you have to watch out for that as well if that's a concern. Now, just I'll stop talking about women's health in a second. If my fellow, you know, new mamas could chime in. Are your periods like less bad after pregnancy? And see, I feel like, or maybe my tolerance has heightened. But I used to have to wake up on day one and take like eight Advil. I haven't even taken Advil. I feel totally fine. I'm not even having cramps. I feel like it's a heightened tolerance. It's like we used to think, oh, my period. But then you give birth and you're like, child, sit down.
6:48But I'm actually not having cramps. It's not that I'm like, I can deal with them. It's not that I'm not having any. Your periods do change. Like as your body changes and like when you've been through a lot, it's just like you experience it differently. So I think that's fair to say. well i apologize for like being so graphic i just i when i got my period the first thing was like i have to tell the podcast oh my god we've been waiting i mean now zero days without claudia's period we were up to like 300 and probably 70 days yeah i haven't had my period i was pregnant what you're pregnant for like 10 months actually i know my last period was august 18th of last year right of 2020 right and we're in we're october 1st so it's 365 plus 30 plus 18.
7:3348. 365 plus 48. Okay, hold on, hold on. 417. No. 365 plus 48. 413. Okay, not me being off by four. That's huge. Strike it out. Zero days. Yeah. Without Claudia having her period. But if my periods continue just like this, I'll be just fine. You won't be hearing me complain. Oh, that's good. It sorted itself out a bit. Yeah. So just kind of big things happening. Honestly, kind of the theme of today's episode is just like renewal. That's what I was going to say. It's kind of perfect timing because it's like this cleansing. It's a new cycle. It's a new season. It's a new year. It's a new contract.
8:14And it's a new period. I love your newness, year. It's an era in the sense that it's a period. You know? Correct. So I think that's really beautiful and really symbolic. and I think your body's doing exactly what it's supposed to do. It's like my body knew we were re-dash signing with Dear Media. However, I would have hoped that you would wear your period sweater so that you could have given me a little Easter egg. I can't wear my period sweater for two reasons. You gave it away. One, it's gone. I have no idea where it is. And two, I guess it's just one reason. Yeah, I would think. What would be the other reason?
8:56That it was ugly? okay don't be rude it actually wasn't like objectively there's so many uglier sweaters it was like a couple stripes on the sweater can I ask you a question when you talk about my period sweater I actually had two which one are you thinking of the one that has red stripes of different colors that symbolized the different days of your period and that one had sort of like a bell sleeve right yeah yeah yeah maybe maybe even a um a roll neck no no roll neck it was just like a standard collar okay and what is the other one before that period that's not the original period sweater jackie used to make fun of me for wearing a sweater and she called it the periods because it just like looked like a period um the first one the first one was just like a dual tone light pink and dark red like real period color um half it was just like half like split in half and jackie called it my period sweater and then like two or three years later i got a sweater that was really i definitely have a picture of it somewhere i used to wear it all the time on the toast really period like it was just like dark browns and maroons and really in a million different stripes and that one became the period sweater but we have to acknowledge who came before her it's true and i think maybe i will get you a new period sweater to signify this new period and it will be pargy but it will be period okay i love that yeah um well great i'm glad she's back in the room with us like her absence was felt and i know that i wasn't always here for her arrival or her discussion or her presence but um I've missed her I think she adds a lot of value to the show and after 413 days I'm ready to welcome her back into the fold I'm so glad I could share with you guys this huge thing that happened to me that is actually really major I wasn't expecting to be so blown away this morning you weren't expecting how old is Ruby four months give or take and like a week yeah that's kind of soon especially because you are like breastfeeding like a around the clock I know It's so unfair Like it's so crazy That's really crazy How unfair it is Well Thank you for the update You're welcome That's how Turdy Peas it Literally I love your pee Turdy I love You And I feel like We actually have a lot to do today Because Dancing with the Stars Was on last night And seriously I can't even remember my life Before Dancing with the Stars I have so many thoughts It's insane.
11:20All good. Yeah. All amazing. Yeah, we will do Fit the Vinyl Story into TV recap of Dancing with the Stars just in case you didn't watch or you don't watch. Like, it'll be at the end so we don't feel pressured to rush through things. We have a little bit of Nicole and Keith update. I know, I feel sick. We've got some just stories, you know? Yeah, I don't feel good about it. But it is our last day, last show of the 10 days. So per usual, we're going to just, like, be giving exuberance and positivity and grace grace as well you didn't share what you want to be leaving behind in this year and what you're atoning for tomorrow hmm what am i atoning for do you are you sorry for stunted on these hoes i am sorry like i feel like that's probably a bad feeling to have to witness all the time like every day we do a daily show to have to see something like that um but like i don't feel like I'm wrong for it you know like well then you're not atoning no no it's like I'm not doing something wrong it's just like I'm not trying to make you feel bad you just feel bad I love when you say that I didn't try to hurt you it just hurts you yeah but I didn't go out of my way to hurt you you just got hurt it's very much giving space for two things right it is so no but in earnest when I really think about like things I need to work on as an individual it's nothing to do with this show i'm crushing it no same same if i want to be honest i think actually what i do want to leave behind is like i'm a little snappy like a little testy i feel like maybe and i'm not blaming it all on like my hormones but you're a new mama like that's the time and i don't feel like i've always been this like almost like short-tempered um and i just find myself being like and like reacting quickly and i actually don't like that and i like always feel bad about it afterwards and i feel like it's actually not my fault like i can't control it something that I actually want to work on but I'm giving myself grace to realize like today is not the day and there's a reason why like in this season it's not top of mind like I just feel like I could be a better friend sometimes like I feel like I have a lot going on and it's like I need to be there more for my friends you know and you also have wonderful friends I love and I cherish my you should and they like know me so and of course like if anyone were in the like position that I'm in right now like I would be giving grace and be like oh she's you know but like I want to prioritize my friendships more once I can come up for air um because they mean a lot to me and it's hard it's hard to juggle it all you know it is it is and I love that so that's really um but I don't think like I don't think I'm so mad that I'm not like a good friend all like and I am a good friend like it's not like I'm a bad friend it's just like you're not a super active no but like I am but it just I give so much you know to every friendship and it's like I don't always have the literal time for the hour FaceTime because there's not that hour.
14:10So just, you know, recalibrating my life eventually to like include more participation in that sense. Love that. There's a season for everything. And I get a lot of like the holiday dating content from like mamas on reels just being like, this isn't the time. Right. It's not the time. Well, as long as the mamas on reels have your back, like you're good. Yeah. They're your real friends. I'm sorry, the comments, and it's like both arguments can be made. But anyways, I feel like just because, like, since I'm aware of it, my heart's in the right place. And my friends who do listen to The Toast because they're amazing friends, I love you guys so much.
14:43I cherish our friendships. Don't go anywhere. And they do listen to The Toast. I'll be RB. You know what I mean? Yeah, of course. We're TTFN. Talk to her now. So, yeah, I think that's a great way to get into the stories without further ado-da-da-da-do. Here are the Fast Five stories that you need to know. Today's episode is also brought to you by Factor. Fall always feels like a reset between back to school, busier routines, and shorter days. Finding time to cook can be tough. That's why we love Factor. They're chef-prepped, dietitian-approved meals, making it easy to stay on track and enjoy something comforting and delicious no matter how hectic the season gets.
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19:38Yeah. But he did change the lyrics to fighter featuring Carrie Underwood. He said, which is the best song. The lyric, the original lyric is when they're trying to get to you, baby, I'll be the fighter. And instead he said, when they're trying to get to you, Maggie, I'll be your guitar player. Which doesn't necessarily point to a romantic connection. And to be clear, that song sounds like it sucks. The original is so much better. than than maggie's version maggie's version sucks or by jackie's version oh no no you i'm not blaming you like i'm saying you're gonna change the lyrics make it better not turn a good song into a piece of dog shit like that sounded bad yeah that's a weird thing to do but it's worth bearing in mind and i feel like this might get lost like keith urban is a weirdo yes yes he has a weird personality she's a bit of a weirdo too big time she's very quirky yes um so when they do weird things like don't assume ill intent necessarily no i could have seen like and i need to see like a little bit more context like maybe maggie was like slaying that show and he wanted to like give shout out to his band you know musicians are really um they always make it a point of course to shout out the little guys yeah you have to it's like the worst part of a concert when they're like give it up for keyboard okay and then you could go to the bathroom right perfect time to get a snack yeah um and also like context is key maybe he does this for all the new additions in his band that he like puts them in a song and it's not a smoking gun but it's not no it's not but it is a little weird especially people are saying like the song is about nicole but like every song is about nicole so if you change any song it's a dig at nicole agreed I'm not even remotely concerned necessarily about Maggie I think though like the confirmations of him being with another woman you know Nashville's a small town that's definitely um definitely upsetting and I feel like it's one of the first times I've really felt let down by the phrase trust your faves but it's not that Keith Urban as a man is your fave I don't know him on a personal level but I would say he's like my fave yeah i love his music i love him he's an amazing performer i don't know him on a personal level but i just like trusted him i trusted that he was in a good marriage marriage i'm sorry yeah i would say he's my fave like i i'm upset i didn't know he was your fave we saw him recently we saw him in austin it was amazing yeah but he was being crazy yeah he does give like late in life older lesbian energy like just aesthetically but also his energy like crazy person yeah and he's an amazing performer like he loves what he does he's an artist and now i'm just gonna have to do what i always do is separate the art from the artist because i'm not gonna stop listening in solidarity with nicole sorry nicole yeah and you're not gonna stop watching her movies even though it seems like she's done nothing wrong she wants marriage to work and even yesterday they're reporting that like she is trying to make it work but she just filed for divorce actually she filed yeah yesterday they were separated today she filed yeah something happened that like escalated this maybe they were separated um here's my theory they were separated under the guise of like marital troubles and he had this you know side chick she didn't know about maybe she just found out about it yeah or they separated took time apart and like said like we could see other people let's see if we come back to each other right very what's that movie how to be single the worst idea ever and she ruined her whole life moved on and she was waiting for him no he moved on got literally got married and her year off she came back and she was like i'm ready he was like sorry oh no i'm saying in keith and nicole so that they're talking about how to be single so that they like said like let's separate let's see if we find our way back to each other we can date other people that might just make us love each other more you know seeing the garbage that's out there and instead he found someone else and she's still there at the restaurant oh that's even sadder and then now that he wants to separate like formally she was like well fuck you here's divorce and now we're done she definitely has more money than him right not definitely
23:56chat i feel like they're probably relatively who do you think has more money nicole kidman or keith urban i feel like they both have like 40 mil yeah a cool 40 a cool 40 or 50 but she doesn't do like Avengers. Oh, nevermind. Oh, does she though? Nicole Kidman's net worth is often estimated around$250 million while Keith Urban's is 75. Not too shabby. Not too shabby. Definitely not 40. And she is in a superhero movie, right? How does Nicole have so much money? What's her biggest earning movie? I don't know. I feel like she's in X-Men.
24:44she reported in the early 2000s she reportedly commanded 15 to 20 million dollars per film she's also a producer in big series like big little lies nine perfect strangers and the undoing oh i forgot about the undoing that was really good yeah she's been the face of luxury brand chanel number five for years reportedly one of the most lucrative celebrity endorsement deals ever amc Omega watches. AMC. We come to this place for magic. She and Creep the Urban own multiple properties worldwide, including Nashville, Beverly Hills, Sydney, and New York. Unlike many actors, Nicole has maintained steady work over the last 30 years without major career lulls.
25:24She chooses roles that balance prestige, like awards, but also commercial success. And producing gives her ownership. So while she's had huge success, as has Keith Urban, Nicole's combo of blockbuster film salaries, producing power, endorsements and investments. I guess there wasn't one big thing. She's just like really been killing it for almost 25 years. For a long time. Yeah. Pounds. Go girl. You know what? Wait, I like this. Chad is also asking, would you like me to break down what I think her wealth comes from? Films, endorsements versus real estate. I just want to know the most successful film she's done monetarily.
26:00you know in her prime they're saying the others cold mountain and the interpreter three films i've never seen or heard of she was in aquaman she was but i don't know and then big little lies the undoing she was getting one to two million per episode 10 episodes yeah 20 mil all right okay so they think film and tv she gets like 120 million for producing oh she has a production company called Blossom Films. Another 50 mil. And then endorsements around 50. Real estate around 50. You know, she spreads her seed. I like that. Yeah. So, yeah, this won't be, it shouldn't be like a contentious like financial fight.
26:44I don't know. He's kind of poor compared to her. Yeah, but he has his new lady. Like he probably just wants to move on. Wants out. Yeah. Yeah, that's nice. He's not gonna. Like be hanging around. Right. I want to love somebody Love somebody That's literally the best song ever written Were they married at the time? Like is that about Nicole? I don't think it is I don't think it is It is the best song ever written And that's just a fact And by the way Not only is it a fact It's also a fact that Whoever decided to use it In that one particular scene Of 10 Things I Hate About You Is the best person At that particular job ever Probably Sean McNamara Literally So somebody like you Came out in 2002 They've only been married 20 years They got married in 2006 after a short engagement.
27:29Okay. Are things that I'm learning this week. Thank you. No, that's, save me a Google search. That's not about her. Are you ready for our next story? The headline is Luke Holmes is not afraid. Luke Holmes has courage because he is putting out three new songs on Friday. Oh my God. I thought the same thing. The life of a showgirl day. Everyone else like cleared the books. They came out last Friday. They're coming out next Friday. did you see the list of people that were releasing music last friday yeah it's literally the longest thing ever nobody wanted to be the same week as taylor and nobody wants to be the following week because people are still going to be streaming life of a showgirl and they're not going to take the time it still occupies all the billboard spots but luke combs said i'm not afraid and he no the thing is that's not that he's not afraid he like doesn't care about stuff like that he just wants to put out his music and he's had a couple of songs that like have gone viral on tiktok little snippets and people want them and he cares about his fans he's like here yeah like he doesn't he's not this like machine with like this corporate he doesn't give a fuck like yeah or if he told his team like i want to put out these songs like this looks like a good day and they were like that's life of a showgirls like we could hold space and the thing is like as someone who will personally be split between listening to both like i'll make time not only that it's such a slay that not he He doesn't care.
28:45But also like if I was Taylor, like I'd be shaking in my boots. Like it's not nobody. Like he's kind of like the biggest artist in the country. And like his country albums usually go like top three on the regular chart. Like I do feel like when they start posting those like pop crave tweets with like all the billboard. There's going to be a Luke Holmes song in there, especially the one that people are waiting for. My kind of Saturday night. Yeah. He might disturb her like flow of like top 10. And she's like low key not doing a lot of press. Like I'm telling you. This is disruptive. He revealed plans last night to release a three song EP titled the prequel this Friday.
29:22Revealing plans. Like he just posted on Instagram. He doesn't have this like big layout with his label. Like he's just releasing songs that he wrote that he likes and that people want to hear. It's so simple. And he's been really transparent about the last few years of songwriting for Luke's self. Because he obviously like has been going through new fatherhood. And also we didn't even talk about the fact that Nico's pregnant. I know. Which is so exciting. I know. So then he had him put out in like a traditional album other than fathers and sons. And then he said, like, I'm getting back to doing the bangers.
29:52Like we're doing like a full Luke album. And so he's been working on new music. He's been posting snippets. And now he can't wait. Like he's hot in the pants and he wants to release three songs. And I'm not going to stop him. No, I'm certainly not either, especially because the whole thing's really in earnest. It's not. He's not like that. You know, he has enough money. He's not like looking to get every cent out of this life that he can. He just like is really good at what he does and likes his music. And I'll be streaming as well. And it's just like when it rains, it pours. Yeah. So the songs are called My Kind of Saturday Night.
30:23You just know it's going to pop off. 15 minutes. Okay, Sabrina Carpenter. Yeah. And Days Like These, which is like giving Rascal Flatts energy. So Days Like These, like the song, it's already, it's not out, but like a version of him singing it has gone super viral. And I think that's what Nico started him for. That's what Nico used. And I think that's what started him wanting to release the music. Cause this snippet of him singing, um, like a new song of his came out and people really want it. And so he's just giving his fans what he wants. Like, thanks. Thanks. Without like giving us, you know, like a five year lead time.
30:57Yeah. Thanks. No, he does it for the fans, for the bootleggers. And as someone who, like, I feel like this is like, particularly for us, if anyone would be challenged by the two releases, it would be us. And I don't feel challenged at all. I feel very excited. Like, unfortunately, I think I have to go to the gym, like, just so I can listen to this music. I don't know when else. Like, there's not a phase in my life where I'm listening to a lot of music. Yeah, I need to go on a road trip. We'll have to go, like, far. Like, Saturday, take the kids to Disney. Literally. Literally. So I can listen to the albums.
31:27Like, I'm just, I guess I have to join the gym. Yeah, I understand. See, I understand. That's what I keep saying. I see. Claudia and I actually, and I was thinking about it. We did a Toast at a Glance, another episode yesterday. just talking about the toast at a glance as we always do on our patreon and we didn't even do it for this but it's actually really perfect kismet timing like with our contract re-dash signing i'm telling you everything is coming up toast yeah everything's coming up new but i also was saying in that episode how we used to say like 100 like we go through phases of saying stuff a lot i've been saying i understand a lot and i love that that's just on me becoming an understanding individual right it's kind of maybe the gear of understanding things you would hope love your stand under yo comprendo she comprendos she comprendos big time grande largo largo oh for those wondering um the bad bunny song i was singing on the toast yesterday it's a little song called tito me in pergunto oh ask me a question exactly i con b-i-p-b-i-p i don't know it you don't know that song i don't think so not to sound like a toxic tostada but it's like literally the biggest song in the world i can't believe you don't know it i listen to like i the beat i march to the beat of my own drum yeah but like if you've ever been in like a grocery store you've heard that song no my grocery store is like really play like kelly clarkson oh my god where do you i think they play they definitely like put on the blend you know yeah the pulse like and that's really the pulse the stage i'm at in my life and I'm happy with that.
33:04The pulse, yeah. Love that. Our next story, number three. The Nader sisters stay messy as Grace Ann reveals that Brooks blocked her after revealing the Carlos Alcatraz relationship. Oh. Carlos Alcatraz, sorry. Brooks Nader hit the block button on her sister Grace Ann after she pulled back the curtain on the model's romantic rendezvous with tennis ace to Carlos Alcatraz during a recent appearance on Not Skinny Button Outfit. she revealed that her sister had completely given her the cold shoulder following the bombshell revelation she said she blocked me and she didn't speak to me for a while I have no filter and I live with Brooks so it's hard for me to pretend like I don't see things or hear things firsthand the funniest part is that I truly thought I was being discreet and sly by saying he's the man of the hour but I can't confirm dating then of course Brooks confirmed uh something on watch what happens live and now they're fine Grace Ann was there so obviously they're fine now and she's unblocked her Yeah, no, she's in Paris right now with Brooks.
34:02Right, but they stay being like the messiest celebrities on the planet. Other celebrities would never. No, other sisters would never too. Like this is not something like a sister does, I just want to say. And while at the end of the day, like rising tides rise all sides, that was like a great press moment for Brooks. And they're in the business right now of like getting attention for their show, becoming stars. And like, yeah, she's really cemented herself as like the it girl, bachelorette of the moment. So like it was fine, but that was obviously something she didn't want out. and her sister put it out.
34:31Like, what a betrayal. Seriously, Grayson stays the worst. Yeah, no, it is really crazy. And Grayson being like, I can't know something and not say it. Like, there's a difference between, like, saying it publicly, you know? Of course. I think they were on a radio show versus, like, in your personal life. Like, if I see something, say something, you know? No, like, I'm sorry. I don't find, like, Grayson cute at all with this. Like, being like, I have to say. Like, yeah, no, I'm also a gossip girl. But, like, not for my sister. Yeah. Yeah. and so brooks and sarah ann and i always find it really interesting like when brooks decides to choose which sister to like take to stuff because like i think for like the big thing she can't bring everyone and she was in milan fashion week doing like this huge thing with roberta cavalli and she chose sarah ann and then i saw on instagram last night grace ann showed up well sarah ann is so high fashion yes i would bring her too she might have already been going oh speaking of fashion week the l 'oreal fashion show took place i think it was two nights ago but like footage was coming out yesterday molly may walked in the show which if you watch molly may documentary behind it all in season in part two she was invited to the l 'oreal fashion show she works with l 'oreal she sat in the uh front row for the show she was asked to walk but she wasn't feeling confident like since having real bambi she was so funny she's like i just had a baby she's like i had a baby a year ago and i'm just always gonna be saying by the way i will be saying i am freshly postpartum till Ruby is graduated from college.
35:58So she literally declined to walk because like she just wasn't feeling confident. She was like taking content backstage and like working the event, but like didn't walk. And then this year she walked. I was actually wondering if she was going to walk because like I feel like she's been really putting herself out there and trying new things. And she got a new haircut. By the way, did you see the drama with her and Bethany? No. So I don't know if it's like internet made drama or if Molly Mae is annoyed, but like they all walk, right? They have their moment and then they turn around and go and it's the next person's moment.
36:25Molly Mae was walking behind Bethany, and Bethany was just, like, really, like, making a minute out of it. Like, she was just, like, posing a thousand times at the end of the runway. And, like, Molly Mae had to slow her walk down because, like, it was her moment, and Bethany was still posing for the cameras at the end of the runway. She finally turns around, and then Molly, like, walks and speeds up again. People on the internet are dissecting it. I don't know if Molly Mae's actually in order or if Bethany technically did anything wrong, but, like, the timing wasn't pargy, and, like, I would be annoyed.
36:50One, they were filming for the docuseries, so it will be in the show. two knowing molly may's personality i don't think she was annoyed okay maybe she like felt a little awkward but i don't think she would have like taken it out on bethany and i'll have to watch but when i saw them walking next to each other you know in succession i didn't notice anything was awry also big news from the l 'oreal show eva longoria walked which she always does she totally got a new face from stephen levine she looks insanely gorgeous like she's always she's probably one of the most beautiful women on the planet oh my god jackie i don't know if you saw she looks perfect yeah she has an amazing body she's so gabby solise yeah but her face is just like there's a tiniest bit of a change it's so subtle you might not even notice it she got the lindsey lohan treatment she looks gorgeous it's also just that she's not aging like she she has defied age like like if we had seen her if she hadn't done anything she would have looked like a little more aged like and she's always beautiful but like yeah but now there's no signs of age no she looks insane yeah she looks great everyone looked great it's always a really fun show and molly may got a bob yeah l 'oreal slays that event i just want to say molly may got a bob which is actually really major and if you guys like know how i'm always on the cusp of getting another bob and how i'm completely i'm wearing head to toe maybe today um i think i'm gonna go cut my hair after this and you're gonna give it like a little swish at the end like a little flip very brave and camp but i do one i'm gonna wait till i'm not like preggy preggy and constantly changing because who needs that but i do i'm curious to see how she's going to style it day to day but she does loving love wearing her hair like up in a bun so i don't think it's going to like change that much however this is huge for the bob community it is and she also wears extensions sometimes so she might just like put those in if she's like i don't think it's going to be like long lasting are you ready for our fourth story yeah some music news lola young cancels all upcoming events to work on Lola's self three days after collapsing on stage.
38:51Did you see the video? I did not see the video but I I because I didn't want to but I heard that she collapsed in her concert in New York. Oh my god it really gave me a pit. I watched it. I hate watching people faint. I just like saw it and I couldn't stop watching you know. I mean she's like smouthing to someone off like I'm gonna faint I'm gonna faint I'm gonna faint. She like I've never fainted it before but apparently like you know when it's coming on. You're like um yeah and she's like stumbling around she stopped singing and she's like trying to get the attention of someone and then she just like collapses it was so scary um and then she released this sort of like sad ass statement yeah she said i'm going away for a while it pains me to say i have to cancel everything for the foreseeable future thank you for all the love and support i'm so sorry to let anyone down who has bought a ticket to see me it hurts more than you know she thanked fans for their support and said i'm so sorry to let anyone down uh obviously you'll be entitled to a full refund i really hope you'll give me a second chance once I've had some time to work on myself and come back stronger so if you're working on yourself because you fainted why did you faint there are a lot of reasons that one could faint and I don't want to like speculate about her health no but if she had like an illness she wouldn't be saying I need to work on myself or if she were dehydrated and was hot and like you know right it happens yeah so obviously obviously like signs point to something nefarious yeah but also like her tour is called messy her lead song is called I'm so messy you know and then i'm too goddamn clean i feel like that well i'm too messy and i'm too fucking clean told me you told me get a job and ask where the hell i've been so like i feel like this is you know congress with what she's been telling us about herself like she's struggling yeah she's oscillating she's trying to find lola's best self and i'm glad she's taking the time to do it because i think when musicians it reminds me a little bit of like lewis capaldi especially because i saw a video of her a few months ago she was like struggling to get through her set and then she like just sort of like just stand there and like let it rip and it was like actually an amazing performance like you think the performance is about to go south right and then she just like lets it rip but i love that yeah no it was actually it was really beautiful but there's obviously more going on with her so yeah wishing her well wishing her well too she seems like a really talented young lady agreed and she's had a lot of success like pretty quickly like she's popped off also i saw this in a tiktok comment so like please do not like um come for me if it's not true but people are making a lot of comparisons to her and amy winehouse specifically because they have the same manager oh i didn't even think that just saying and again i didn't look it up to see if it was true i just read a tiktok comment so it's about like it should i look it up uh sure sure lola young manager don't ask chat they'll take forever i know processing like oh by the way it comes up when you google lola young manager amy winehouse lola young is managed by nick shy manske who was the manager for amy winehouse and is credited with discovering both artists oh he's drawn to young he has an eye for talent that doesn't mean that he's like puts them in a you know what I mean maybe that's the commonality is that like he has like they're two talented yep individuals individuals I thought like the connection being like you know they're both not well um right no that's what people were saying his fault but no actually it's just that he has like an eye for great talent perhaps uh but I think with great talent comes great struggle and that's great responsibility the commonality as well well we've managed to balance it quite nicely and that's inspiring to others we have anyways thinking of lola get well soon take your time take your time like you know we'll be here waiting yeah she's the fans will wait like i did for lewis um before we dive into the big tv recap of the day today's episode is brought to you by opel so this episode of the toast is brought to you by opel the first ever over-the-counter daily birth control pill it's available in the u.s so let's be real getting a prescription for birth control is not always easy.
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51:24I don't know. Like I didn't feel like it was like the best episode ever. It was a mess. Do you know what I mean? I thought. Per usual. In a new way. But I meant the dances. I thought they were going to be like. I don't know. I thought I was just going to like it more because I'm so TikTok. Yeah. And as someone who is not on TikTok. But I'm like familiar with trends in the songs. I'm not like a boomer. So many of the songs. I didn't even know those were trending songs on TikTok. Like they were just like. Like what was Elaine dancing to? That was bad. Okay. So. that was bad we're gonna get into all them but i think that in terms of we're always calling out yawn for like putting jen affleck in bad spot i think alan did not do good work for elaine like that whole thing was a mess yeah it's really so crazy how much and i say this every week because it's like a marvel how much the pros influence the dance and like the overall score like i thought riley's dance uh like jenny for scott hoying and also he could go home at any point like yes Scott Hoying is definitely dangling at the bottom like he got an eight she got that the dance and even though like he wasn't doing amazing dancing like that was an amazing performance agreed she crushed it for him she crushed it Whitney literally is on another level I say it's every of it or Carson Whitney both of them but Whitney Carson in terms of choreographing like bringing out the best in Robert Urban Robert Urban is a decent dancer and he's really cute and he's improving and he's got all the stuff going on but I would be curious to see him with a different partner who wasn't bringing like that level because like she literally could make anyone she won with carlton when they were right like she brings so much to the table there's so many other dancers we're like fine and then there are some that are like not as good in terms of choreographing yes and then i also found like that little drama i went on dancing with the stars twitter last night which i'd never been to and like everyone was hating on whitney and i'm like excuse me she's the best liavid and basically like there's a lot of drama with mark ballas they say that he gets to like cherry pick and he's the most awarded winner pro and they say he gets to like cherry pick his winners and he's like always winning with like charlie d 'amelio it's not hard to win with charlie d 'amelio um and it's really not hard to win with whitney liavid either like people with extensive ballroom not ballroom or just dance background um and so i didn't know there was like a little bit of tea there with mark ballas the disparity between the prose is unfair and then the way that they've been coupled up like jen affleck should not be with the newbie agreed whitney should be with the newbie honestly like or hilaria like people who have extensive dance background hilaria would have been great whitney would have been great though i do want to see whitney win so like i'm glad she has everything that she needs in order to win i think that she really could her dance was amazing she's an amazing even though her dance was amazing even though it's not as cut and dry now i feel like there are some people really coming for her jordan childs is very much like a winner potential but i kind of wrote her off after the first week she went from zero to hero like first week was not good i was like okay she's bottom of like don't even get attached last week i was like oh she's here she's in the competition now she's a front runner now she's tied for first her dance was even though i think there are just dance techniques that are more fun to watch and like we're always gonna say it was better like the jive and the cha-cha are so fun like the tango is not but she tangoed or foxtrotted or something like foxtrot is so boring something dramatic she did yeah um and again it also is just so everyone's like dylan and daniela dylan and daniela i think what you're trying to say is daniela like dylan was fine he just stood there like she did everything and they are totally fucking yeah like 100 percent um and did you see that they also which couple was it like that accidentally like bumped heads and almost kissed at the very end did you see that yeah i think it was dylan and daniella yeah i don't know somebody like low-key kiss yeah that was weird um can you pull up all the remaining contestants and we'll go through each of them yes we can first i think the first dance was jen affleck which you know i have yes i i didn't get to watch live last night i was late so i didn't vote at all which was better for me um in terms of protecting my peace yes Jen did great um obviously she's getting better every week but so is her partner and I think this was the first week where it felt like um he showed up in in a good way and I feel like I'm sending him a lot of hate and I apologize because I know it's like all new for him too but he's coming in as an expert he I don't there's no time for you to be new like sorry you're supposed to be the pro here I didn't realize that there's pro disparity yeah I felt like you get a pro and that like not that the pro could really make or break like how you do there's also like pro history pro drama pro dating each other to some of the pros are married some of the pros are exes like there's a lot of drama there some of the pros are too good Jen made me like a little emotional when she like went up and was talking about social media and how it's just like it provides for her family and she just loves it so much I was like that's my content creator queen right there like I just got like emo about it like I love her yeah I love her too always rooting for her and um I hope she goes far I hope she stays wild me too then we had lauren jaregi who was the person who went home last night um very deservedly so i mean i just have to say what is more fifth harmony than fifth harmony showing up on the night that lauren jaregi gets sent home and they're literally they are cursed like people talking about the glee curse there's the fifth harmony curse not normani sitting in the audience when they cut to the three girls who obviously did not know that they were on camera when she when Lauren got sent home by sitting down I'm like okay that's weird and then I saw that it was because she was at the table with Fifth Harmony she's dancing to her own song the whole thing was so sad it was and the fact that she got sent home she danced to Fifth Harmony and got sent home like it's also cursed it's also cursed when they cut to the three girls when Lauren got sent home and they obviously did not know that they were on camera they were literally looking at each other Janet Jane being like we got out of bed for this like it was seriously so crazy and also just the sheer fact like i feel like lauren harege wakes up every day and is like how can i let the world know that i hate camilla cabello right like she was just when went viral for the um interview where she was like the the uh interviewer was like have the other fifth harmony girls like been supportive she's like yeah all four of them oh i mean three like she's just obsessed with camilla cabello she has a dartboard like a literally with her face on it no the last few weeks have been like you know peak fifth harmony resurgence they did jonas brothers yeah lauren to Dancing with the Stars.
57:52I do hope last night was the end to all of this chatter about like reunification. Yeah. New music. We don't need it. It's over. Fifth Harmony is over. Party. It's time to let it go. And when, I don't know, are people saying that she shouldn't have gone home? Because I don't know who else should have. I feel like the people that have been dangling towards the bottom this week, like in the last couple of weeks, are Andy. But he has an unbeatable fan base and he's vastly improving. Sorry, like you can't, there's so much momentum behind him. He didn't get a lower score than Lauren. He got the same score as Lauren.
58:24Right. Two, people say Scott. And I've been like a sayer of that too. Scott is just like not as good as he should be for like a full-time performer. But he was so much, so improved last night. And that's what we're looking for, right? People who are getting better. I don't know who else should have gone home. Yeah, there's a bunch of people that like hang around the bottom. We'll get into them. That they will go home eventually. But like she's one of those people. And it was her time. Her time to go. And when she was like at her post interview, Julianne was like, how do you feel? She's like, I'm pissed.
58:53At who? Literally at who? So entitled. Literally at who? Yeah. Dance stunk. People didn't vote for you. It was a crazy thing to say. Like, that's not how you want to leave. This is democracy, not a danceocracy. It's not a cheerocracy. Yeah. That was so weird. Like. Extremely. Have a better attitude. Mm-hmm. next Danielle Fishel Hamstring and Pasha she is so cute with her Sabrina Carpenter connection I love her and I loved watching her throughout the night she's when she was saying that Sabrina's sort of like a daughter to her I forget who came up after they crushed it it was like a young girl I feel like it was Jen Affleck and Danielle just gave her the biggest hug and it's clear that she's taken on that like maternal role um at Dancing with the Stars 2 I just love her her dance was good she'll go far she's not a winner I just love her yeah no and her place is like very necessary and very like dancing important yeah she has a place here yeah uh jordan childs and ezra beautiful they are and they're also a great duo i feel like they're getting more in sync with one another i think he's really starting to understand her um i thought her performance was great and they are very much in contention to win agreed agreed very strong then we had dylan and daniella daniela um so everyone's like gagged gooped over it it was good she was amazing like and they have good chemistry and he's just like a tall able-bodied in shape guy like it wasn't so amazing on his part i will also say like the tiktok theme plus the traditional dance like coupled with like we're doing the cha-cha to anxiety like it's a lot to process you know yeah it was a little bit of a cluster it was like a little bit but that's dancing with the stars like so cluster of cluster Mr.
1:00:41Fuck Derek Ripping his jacket off with his microphone. I say this every time and I'm sorry for repeating myself. These judges are so fucking desperate for attention because the show is not about them. We literally don't care. We don't we barely even take your scores into consideration. We're all just voting like I wanted to kill him. Oh my God. And carry on like picking up the jacket being like are you OK. Yeah. No it was really so desperate. It was really weird. Wait also I know you watch light so you didn't see it but I turned on Desi with the Stars a little bit early and I caught the last like three minutes of Willow.
1:01:11fortune that bitch won a million dollars that's only the fourth time it's ever happened in history not be tuning into this random episode history it was ryan seacrest's first million dollar contestant he started tearing up like i think he like understood he was like a part of tv history and he was like so excited he thinks he's like gonna watch this yeah he thinks he's like merv griffin you know um and the girl was just like she was by the way definitely a toaster she looked like so swirly it's so hard to win the million dollars not only do you have to get the final clue but you also had to have chosen that out of like 50 cards sometimes people win the thing but they don't get the million sometimes people get the million but they don't win the riddle it was so crazy yeah really awesome i loved it yeah congrats elaine gnarly it wasn't a good creative direction for her the dance was not good the outfit was not good the music was not good the message was not good and the whole thing was like i'm channeling my inner meredith blake meredith blake would never fucking show up in that ugly ass outfit like it was so So not Meredith Blake, actually.
1:02:07It was not well done. I agree with you. But I'm glad that she's safe and it didn't affect her long term and we can get past this hiccup. And Chessie was in the audience, did you see? I did. Our girl. Love to see Miss Lisa Ann. Whitney, Leavitt, and Mark. I mean, that was insane. That felt like just two pros doing their pro thing. And I'm going to say, I know I don't understand the scoring, but how she got eights and so did Scott Hoying. like when the technique level like is just not the same i was texting you guys i was like she's obviously getting three nines like it was literally perfect i don't know what notes they could have and i know they just like can't give someone a nine it's week three like i get it but like there has to don't cast someone like whitney yeah there has to be room for improvement like but yeah don't cast someone like whitney if you're not willing to give her her flowers because when you compare like the eights to the other eights it's just not even comparable yeah it's really like everyone's graded against themselves almost yes and that's it's not equal it's not a meritocracy i agree but it was a joy to watch it was a joy to watch she's so fun she knows like this is just like she knows she's killing it yeah yeah she's having a great time she's so expressive and like she's like down you have to have so much energy you go and dancing with the stars to stand in the background and like cheer like like this like for literally two hours how are none of them sitting no we're like just like relax the smile like you literally have to be like yeah for two hours and she's really built for it 1000 also in her little package when they were talking about like her viral dance I thought she was gonna talk about RSC you know what we're gonna move on from it like we I feel bad you can't open her comments without people literally still it's the number one comment and she's like engaging with it now like she's in on the joke like yada yada um but it's definitely annoying for her it's so crazy i know it's crazy that it's the same person yeah because like that's on growth like she's obviously looks different but i could tell she's like a different person on the inside yeah like it's just a lapse in judgment like we've literally we've all been there and she's really only like hurting herself like totally and that's like so crazy that her baby had rsv that's like really scary and was in the hospital yeah er yeah yeah next scott and riley as stated he's not the best dancer but that was an amazing like take on the theme and i was just so impressed with her i love the song by the way get hair done like nails done like getty like i fucking love that song um yes i have been particularly critical of him because i just expect so much of him as like a full-time performer as a gay guy i just expect him to be like a good dancer and he actually he's perfect for dancing with the stars because he does not have like the natural ability to dance You could tell everything comes to him really hard.
1:04:51And he crushed. He deserved his scores. He deserved not even to be in the bottom. He, and you know what? I hope Riley is like getting to know him better because last night was so good on, she crushed it, he crushed it, everyone crushed it. Yeah. Then we have Hilaria and Glenn. You know what? And from a technical standpoint, she's really the best there. Better than Whitney. Even more so than Whitney. Yeah. From a technical standpoint, I think she was a former professional ballroom dancer. Like in another life, she could have been a pro. Yeah, but I think one bad dance and they're going home because I don't think they're getting any fan votes.
1:05:27Yes, and I think she knows that. I think that's why she was saying she's like so hard on herself. Yeah. And then they cut to Alec, who was sitting next to Kris Jenner and her new face, who also has the Molly Mae flipped up Bob. Was Kris Jenner there for Hilaria? For Hilaria, even though she was sitting next to the Earl parents. The Ashley Dupree. she was there for Hilaria and Alec. Are they friends? I don't know. I think also she's like a Hulu. She's an executive producer of the biggest show on Hulu, the Kardashians. And this is a Hulu production. So I think it was very much like synergetically.
1:05:59It was a moment. It was shocking. But she's friends with the Baldwins. I didn't know that. And like publicly too. Brave. Yeah. Next, Andy and Emma. Okay. So they're obviously, I told you that they were like having this like TikTok moment where everyone's like Pijom, Pijom, Pijom. and they're clearly leaning into this like cute older man energy and the northern attitude song selection was she's choreographing him perfectly like to do the grabbing the camera like she did a great song i know it i know the the hozier moment like for the scream for him to be like just spreading joy like i actually got like really teared up i love him he's obviously not gonna win but in another life he would have been sent home first and the fact that like people are choosing to rally around him.
1:06:46And he's really the exact type of person who should be on the show. He's learning. He's so committed to improving. Like, I'm sorry, he has at least three or four more weeks. There are other people who will go home before him. Yeah, no, it's great television. And I hope that if they do rig the show in any way, that they just let him stay. Rig it for Andy. Let it stay a little longer because he's a joy to watch. And people are like so loving him. And I'm loving that because I'm one of those people. Yeah, no, me too. I like look forward to his dances. me too there's some people who like who dance and i'm like all right it's time for a bad yeah you know i'm not watching your package yeah it's but i like i'm like what are they gonna do like what are they gonna bring how are they gonna make it funny how are they gonna make it like cute because they don't have the skills so they're bringing other stuff and that comedy they're bringing heart she is an amazing pro yeah because maybe another pro wouldn't have brought this out in him no and she also got choked up when being interviewed by julianne saying she was so and i'm sure when she got there's your her selection she wasn't thrilled you know because you know she you get paid per episode you want to win or you want to make it really far um and andy's not the exact type of person you're like hoping to get and she got really choked up saying i'm so glad we were partners together like i'm just crying happy tears the whole night no i love him yeah next whitney and robert erwin oh i thought you're saying whitney love it uh Whitney and Robert Irwin.
1:08:10What did they do again? Just remind me. You know the one. Million dollar baby. Oh yeah. Oh he took his shirt off. Yeah. I just want to say up until last night I never thought of him as like a handsome individual. And I thought like last night he like was handsome. Is he 20 or 40? Or 12. Yeah. I was thinking seven. I bet he's like 24. the most shocking thing from the entire episode was that robert irwin has the most tiktok followers of anyone in the cast he's 21 what is he a father
1:08:50no are you oh right whitney's trying to get him a girlfriend yeah bindi has a kid okay she was in the audience okay because his package is like and also i confuse him with his dad i'm like he has yeah of course no no he also he has a very mature face he's got like a really chiseled jaw so you're like oh he's 42 but then he has like this blonde mop and he's a little short and it's like he's 12 13 and i guess he's somewhere in the middle got it um and they are like a lot of girls are dming him like he's like the eligible bachelor of the season like really cute the dance was insane like whitney's just insane crushing it yeah she's getting too good for the show i feel like like that's probably what happened to julianne and derek um and then they like took on like more legacy roles and great uh yeah it's just like so unfair but i loved to watch it agreed i love your dance whitney agreed then alex and val awesome um what was their dance again pop oh yeah oh yeah yeah um so i had seen her do a tiktok to the dance like radio video with those girls and she crushed it i actually thought like i wish i didn't see it because i thought she did better on the tiktok than she did in the studio a ballroom excuse me but she was still very good um i just was like shocked we didn't get the classics like renegade yeah i don't know i mean they did like a tribute to savage i just i have really i have alex earl on a pedestal in all elements of life but specifically in dancing with the stars and she didn't blow me away last night but she was very good i thought it was like so rock solid they did say it was her best dance and i think technically it was the other ones were like a little more fun circus was like so yeah like cool last week mambo number five like still more fun this was very like technical and like right um but i thought they were like so strong yeah they're also a good pairing i want to have more fun next week me too me too who do you think is going home next i unfortunately think my girl Elaine is on the chopping block.
1:10:59But what, no, she might do a really good dance next week. Like her, Hey Mickey was so cute and so fun. I don't really feel like her partner's like getting her. Yeah. I don't think he knows what to do with this like older woman, but he's allowed to have like one off week, like due to tick tock night. but even the Hey Mickey, like I liked it a lot, but I don't think it was like fully right for her. You know, I don't think he really gets her. Interesting. Okay. Let's give him, let's give him another shot. I I'm on the fence. He's done some good work, some meh. Who else, though, would be on the chopping block?
1:11:29Scott Hoying. Yeah, but he's vastly improving. Danielle Fischel. No. Andy Richter. No. Jen Affleck. Jen Affleck was second to last score this week. Was she? Yeah. Lauren and Andy were tied for bottom. I don't know if she was tied in second to last place, but she was right above them. She really needs a new fucking partner. I agree. ah even because she did good this week but the dance wasn't like memorable yeah and i did like they alluded to like her tiktok virality in the on the kitchen counter which was like good like but even like alex earl didn't lean so hard into her i guess she did get ready with me never mind she started on like the makeup vanity yeah i'm just like anything jan does i don't like it i know i'm just like a jan hater i'm just like he's too new you don't even go here you literally why are you learning on the job i know and i guess like they do need new pros because they cycle in and out but like the concept of having a new pro it's like a walking oxymoron like new pro no it's so true and like to give it to jen it's just wrong like she a new mama she has limited time so like don't give it to someone who needs time agreed it's actually a really unfair pairing that one he should have been with hilaria he yeah he or even with niliovid they could have because also No, and you know what?
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