Regrets, We Have a Few: Friday, September 12th, 2025

33:16That sounded really good. Yeah. And Miley has like that sort of smoker's cough. Like, that's what I, like rasp. I, I look at you. So good. You bitches could never, honestly. Never. One of my biggest regrets, I know I have a list of regrets that we always joke about that like I mention all the time. But what's not on that list is that my freshman year of college, I was planning on auditioning for X Factor. Do I need to get the list out, by the way? I think you do. I haven't gone over this list in a while. Okay. Let's go. So this is if you're new here. this list came from the fact like I had a couple of regrets that it was like it's important people always ask you like what's your biggest regret like nobody has the answer like offhand and I was like Jackie we need to write down because I have a couple of regrets I know that not getting in the police car hysterical yeah not getting in the police car is one of my biggest regrets I can't really get into that story but basically I witnessed a bank robbery and the police showed up and they were like can you help us like get in the car we need to find the guy because I remember exactly what he looked like and I was like yeah sure and Ben grabbed me he was like what are you doing I'm like I'm getting in the police car what are you doing and he was like you can't I was like oh okay and then I was like why did I listen to this idiot controlling my life controlling what was the other one there are so many and they're so funny okay the easiest jacket but honestly like I don't regret that anymore yeah because that was like just it was an accident and I didn't know I was like literally this was like three apartments ago so like actually two apartments ago i bought this piece of merch from i thought it was like kanye this was before kanye went crazy um i thought it was like kanye.com but it must have been like some chinese like drop shipping company and i bought like the fake he was making those bomber jackets yeah and the one that i bought had like a confederate flag on the sleeve no his did too oh okay so but i bought a fake one yours just happened to be fake yeah just like an extra bonus to the story um and i wore it like once or twice and nobody said anything to me and then i posted like a picture in my closet and you could see it in the background and people were like oh my god she's a confederate worshiper i'm like it's merch i threw it out immediately oh and by the way at the time i had no idea what the confederate flag was right and now you know obviously now i know it's bad i threw it out immediately and so that's on the list of regrets but honestly like i don't regret it you sound like you did something knowingly and then yeah it was an accident agreed so here are your other regrets if you want to know i do not going to the life of pablo concert my my regrets are extremely kanye coded and then and you know what that is a regret because i obviously you were close to going and like you were thinking about it loved that album so much and i was like ben can you get tickets he was like yeah sure and then i'm laying in bed one night ben had no idea he totally dropped the ball jackie's at the concert i'm like what the hell yeah and then that's not a regret really so much anymore but but it's there it's funny to keep them on the list and remember not going to red taylor swift concert that is a huge regret of mine yeah um starting the morning toast facebook group biggest regret of my life those fucking crazy bitches this is a good one not going to the shorty awards oh that one gives me a pit that's a huge regret i won and shay mitchell was like claudia atre and i had rcp yes and i literally like forgot it was that day and I slept through it and my phone was blowing up when I woke up and they were like Shay Mitchell was on stage of this like televised event being like Claudia, Shay.

36:41And I wasn't there. Everyone's looking around like, oh my God, it's such a deadbeat content creator. I could die. Oh my God. And then. These are funny. These are funny. And then Chris Appleton on the toes. Oh, like huge regret looking like a rat. And we looked like shite. So what did I say was my biggest regret that I wanted to add? We were talking about Miley, Liam. Shit. Oh, X Factor. Yeah, so my freshman year of college, I was planning on trying out for X Factor because I talked about this last week. I was really impacted as a young woman by the American seasons of X Factor, specifically Camila Cabello's Rise to Fame.

37:20And I was taking voice lessons because I got like two extra credits for college. And Ben and I were like, we were going. And then something happened where Ben was like, I actually can't drive you that day. So like someone else will have to take you. And I was like, okay, so I guess I just won't go. and and my life could have been very different because I would have won that shit yeah but or you like wouldn't have and it would always be like just something like oh she was on X Factor you know what I mean I think it's better oh yeah I was just singing I sounded really good I said you bitches could never one of my biggest regrets is not being a famous singer and my route to getting there was gonna be X Factor US and then the show ended like the year after that because it wasn't successful but it's like even if Carly Rose Sonnenclair couldn't become a famous singer after winning X Factor like no offense to you it wasn't going to make you a famous singer.

38:02Offense taken, but okay. No, the offense is towards X Factor US for not making bigger stars. Yeah, Simon Cowell. That's what the target is. I'm cracking up at the list of regrets. It's so funny. So funny. We got to keep it like, so it's important to write them down because they will never remember them. Yeah. Are you ready for our fourth story? Yeah. I don't think you are. Really? I don't think I am. We have like Queenie and Love Thy. I feel like I'm ready. This is going to be Love Thy. Oh. Oh, or I could switch. Or I could switch. Yeah, yeah, yeah, switch. I said switch. Okay, our next story is actually really funny because Nate Bargatesy, who is hosting the 2025 Emmys, says that he will be taking$1 ,000 from a charitable donation for every long speech.

38:50Oh, that's funny. So Nate Bargatesy has revealed his plan to ensure Emmy winners keep their speeches on the shorter side, and there's a financial stake, a$100 ,000 donation to the Boys and Girls Club. Oh, you said a thousand. No. So he's going to donate$100 ,000 to the Boys and Girls Club. For every long speech, he will deduct$1 ,000 from that donation. That is fucking funny, honestly. Yeah. So anyone who goes over for the sake of their own ego stroking is taking money from the children. And I just want to say, I love this. It's funny. It's effective. and he could have chosen a lot of organizations and I feel like so many organizations, especially recently, like they've been disgraced, right?

39:34Like even we were just talking about fire aid. Like none of that money went to the victims of the Palisades. It's terrible. And please don't tell me because I feel like the Boys and Girls Club of America is like our last great organization. I think they do like amazing work and they help so many people. And as far as I know, they haven't been disgraced with like a big scandal. I haven't heard anything. And I drive all over the city. I see their facilities, right? Like they have like big after school facilities where they do extracurriculars and sports and music. And it's wonderful. Like he couldn't have chosen a better organization, honestly.

40:02So like people are gonna, if you go over and you're taking money from them, like we don't care what you have to say. Like you're the villain of this story. Also, it's more than that. For every second they go over, it's$1 ,000. I also think there are a lot of people. And if you go under, we will put$1 ,000 back on so you can give back. Okay, so we're hearing about this, but how do the people who can actually, like who are in the audience? Like, are they listening to Nate Bargain's podcast? Like, how do they know? So he said this on Jimmy Killen Live. Probably not watching that either. Okay. I'm sure he'll start the show with it.

40:33Like, this is the... And that's like, also, it's already a funny show. I'm laughing. No, it's already funny. Yeah. I love this. And I think there are actually a lot of people in the arts who, like, got to where they are because of the Boys and Girls Club of America. Like, they really encourage extracurriculars like getting into the arts. So there are probably a lot of people who have benefited from the organization in the crowd. Yeah, he said for more incentive, he plans to have kids from the charity in the room. Look them in the eye as you take money. While taking money out of their pockets. Just so you could like thank your agent.

41:06He said they're going to come out and you got to look them in the face. It's real. That's why we did the add-on because I thought everybody would think it was a joke if we just took away. I swear I'm putting the money up. Yeah, because people could actually, he could wind up donating more if everybody was just like, thank you, have a good night. Hard to lash. And by the way, they don't give you no time. They give you 30 to 45 seconds. Like, that is sufficient. But if you go under, you give more money. You get, it's the taketh and giveth. Brilliant. It's funny. I love this. And I don't really know a lot about Nate Barangetzi.

41:40So, like, this is my first intro into what will be my first viewing of something he's done. And I'm loving it. I'm optimistic. I agree. Especially because like the people who go over are usually trying to like do good in their own heads. In the most annoying condescending way. But it's like oh you actually what if you want to actually do good. Do good. Also speaking of McDonald's I low-key had a McFlurry last night. Oh my gosh. Like what was the occasion? Ben went out to dinner. I'm like bring me back a sweet treat. He went to like one of those like fancy steakhouses in Midtown that have like.

42:12Butter cake. I forget which one he went to. Yeah. It's like a Morton's type of capital steakhouse. So like bring me back like a chocolate cake something. Yeah. And he comes back with a McFlurry. I'm like, what is this? He's like, they wouldn't let me do takeout of dessert. Isn't that weird? I think he is. I'm like, yeah. He was like, no, I swear I asked. I'm like, that's really weird. He's like, so I just picked this up on the way home. I was like, you know what? This is better. It works. Yeah. One man's trash is a turdy's treasure. I'm officially in the window of like, can't have sweet treats before bed anymore because I'll wake up choking.

42:43Yeah. Like it's dinner and then done. Oh my God. That's the worst part of pregnancy. being so hungry but so sensitive to acid reflux in the night so after dinner and you have to have like a really bland dinner yeah not like tacos it's over for tacos not eat dinner too late like that's what i forgot about that yeah it happened a bit later than i expected it is kind of late because like oh in the over the summer like we were snacking a lot before bed and like i was mostly actually i was i was getting woken up a little bit but anyways um it's okay i know you guys are gonna say just like just have the treat like you'll suffer but it'll be fine it's not worth that no i'm not going in that lake it's too big and scary before we dive into the remainder of the show let me just tell you that the remainder of the show is brought to you by huggies so we were just talking about like active babies right like you have really active babies like kicking screaming especially during changing which can be really you know traumatic but huggies is here their little movers have up to 100 a leak proof fit so i'm new to the game obviously but i'm familiar with a blowout it's kind of crazy and the more your baby like runs and kicks and and frolics it can impact the containment dude the containment of the specimen huggies little movers are available with double grip strips and their new huggy fit 360 waistband so huggies little movers are designed to help keep your baby comfortable but also protected no matter how they move the little movers is the only brand with the double grip strips it's designed for worry-free running, jumping, and playing.

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49:49Open.

49:53She, it's now said that she's dating Carlos. I think she like probably made a choice after he won the championship and was like, okay, I'll go with him. But I think during the competition, yeah, during the competition, like she was courting both of them. I wonder if they knew about each other. That's really crazy. I just want to say like, this is a sleigh. Like this, you know how we hear stories like, you know back in the day sophia loren like no like jfk marilyn monroe and jackie seriously this is such a sleigh it's so funny and i feel like now that i know her a little bit better um i might have had a different take on this headline before i watched her show but like she's really just like a silly goofy kind of girl and it's like not that serious right yeah i really um i think this is so funny no and like she's single and so she's gonna be like dating people it's just like crazy that they happen to be competing against one another but to her it's just like two guys that she's dating yeah and the show is so interesting i'm obsessed with the apartment like to me the apartment is don't you need to understand more about the apartment layout why is it said upstairs downstairs so like brooks room is downstairs i just like how many bedrooms i feel like the other sisters are sharing because they don't even show they must the other bedrooms how long is the lease like is it just to film this show i feel like it is Yeah.

51:14So, because they all moved in in the beginning. Right. And they all like, but they were all living in New York before, but then they're also saying like, now we're in New York together, but it's like, have you been in New York? I just, I feel a little bit of confusion on some of the logistics, but I'm getting there. I feel like they can't really say like they got a show and the show's premise was them all living together. So they moved in together for the show. Sort of, but they do like keep it real on the show. Like next week's, or not next week, the next episode I have coming up is at the Hulu Upfronts because Gleb is going to be there.

51:40So they're like talking about the show. I love that. yeah it's very meta um so i watched the first two episodes and i feel like what it was sold as as like the sister show and maybe it gets more about the other sisters later on i honestly i hope not um what it was sold as like i get why they did it because people love like kardashians right so they love like a sister show but really the only worthwhile star is brooks like she's so dynamic she really can carry an entire show she's so funny like i really was not expecting her to be so funny when she thought Gleb was like ghosting her, but then it turns out he left his phone in the cab and she's like so happy that she's not been ghosted.

52:21She like opens her robe and she flashes her sister and she's like dancing totally naked. Like she's just really funny. And I feel like she's really emotional in positive and negative ways. And she just like lays it all out. So she's so happy. It's like really kind of manic highs and lows. And maybe that was more reflective of the type of relationship. if it was or that's the type of person that she is but i just really like her like i find myself finding her just like so funny and to that end it really it's just like i don't need more than that it's nice that she has like the supportive characters on the show but i could see that they're positioning the other sisters to have their own like when the sarah ann and grace ann are they both ann i don't remember when they went to the modeling agency and they had like a fake fight in the street afterwards i was like okay this could have like gotten left on the cutting on the floor like it was so cringe over that test shoot that she did and the pants so i cut i turned off the episode in the middle of the test shoot i didn't get to the pants oh my gosh because sarah like gray sand's taking new photos for her book and like really trying to like put her best foot forward in the modeling world and sarah and like goes to just like be like her mentor and like gray sand is really wearing a horrible outfit like you're not getting booked you're not getting booked for anything wearing that outfit and sarah and like it comes in is like that's terrible like you can't wear that you look like cheap and that's really funny poses are cheap like you and she's right and it's like obviously a harsh thing to say but like that shoot was a complete waste of time in those pants do you remember when like it was a trend for like so short and it was literally 10 years ago leggings that had slits all the way down the side that's what she was wearing with like a bra and so there's obviously a weird dynamic because sarah ann is younger but she's having more success in the modeling space because she didn't take time off to go to florida yes but i've also learned in subsequent episodes grace ann went to college and she got her master she was pre-med and so they just sort of glaze so they're like sarah ann and my girl mary are having a conversation where it's like actually grace ann is a very smart person she's valedictorian of her class she was pre-med she was like set to be a doctor um she's not doing that anymore i have no idea why but she's actually very dumb streetwise is what they're saying they literally talks so much shit about her um and there's this real strain between her and the other sisters because i guess they feel like they want to help her get to where they are because she was like going a different route why did she stop going down that route i don't know she also has this like boyfriend in florida who's like very wealthy and so they're saying like you know she doesn't really feel like she needs to work because she'll like just get married yeah like fine and i was like living for Mary Beth Ann until she quit her job like and that fake scene of her walking out of Deutsche Bank and not being able to have a cab like I I think that actually that will work to their detriment because like the thing that makes them interesting is like they have this weird upbringing and yeah one of them was pre-med another one works at a woman at Deutsche Bank that's unheard of like and so now they're all just like becoming influencers yeah which is really predicated on the success of this show because I don't know how much like how much volume of modeling they were doing before this show because even I hadn't like heard like I'm sure they were doing some stuff and they were like micro influencers but the show is gonna like make them big stars and I don't think that it is I think it's making Brooks a big star and people like the show but it really is just like the Brooks show because I looked last night and the show's been out for a while now like a week they have like 40 50 60k on Instagram it's not like blown them up to another level it could take some time I could see myself eventually like following them you know but I'm not I'm not there yet plus I feel like their Instagrams are more so like campaigns and less like their daily lives yeah and I'm interested in following people's daily lives yeah I also think that and this is where I feel like the show it like struggles a little bit it's like at least in episodes that I've seen like all the other sisters they just like sit around and like talk about Brooks which is like not how sisters are yes even if one sister's famous in the subsequent episodes they sit around and talk about Grace Ann oh dreadful and then also like So Grace Ann has a birthday party, her 25th birthday.

56:18It's like at a bar during the day, kegs and legs, whatever. And like Brooke can't make it because she's at a shoot in the Hampton. No, actually, you're really like ruining a lot of the show for me. Like, because also with the Gleb stuff, like you told me all of it yesterday. And I feel like I would have enjoyed it. And I enjoyed it. I just feel like I would have enjoyed it more if you didn't ruin it. Honestly. Oh, okay. Ruin it. I was just like trying to recap it. I'll try to watch more over the weekend. You never said like, oh, I'm watching. Stop talking. I know. I didn't know Ben was going to go to dinner and leave me to watch like something by myself.

56:42Got it. okay yeah watch more i think i watched like two or three they went back to louisiana for easter do you feel like the show is like sponsored by ai because she's always using chat gpt i know and like she's using it in a way that's like promotional yeah i don't think it's sponsored i just think like they um are using and i think it's funny how they like talk about chat honestly very similar to us um but they use it in a way that like actually makes ai look bad being like my sister's upset how can i cheer her up it's like girl you don't you don't know how to do that on a playlist that was a bad that was a bad moment sponsored i just want to say that was a bad moment agreed but not to spoil anything you're about to watch it in fact like but what like when they're in the car they're in miami and marybeth is like you need to text club because he like did something and she has chat write the text oh that's a good it was actually like a really good text strong when they're at her hudson jeans party and sarah ann tells a girl in the bathroom like a random fan who was so annoying.

57:37Did you feel like she was a hired actor because she was so fucking crazy? No, but she should be very embarrassed. Yes. And then Sarah Ann tells this crazy lunatic that Gleb cheated on. Like, seriously, that's... I'm surprised there wasn't... There should have been like a... And that would have been good for the plot. A big fight between Brooks and Sarah Ann because that was like seriously not okay. Yeah. Like, are you new here? Like, I know you're new to being famous, but we don't act like that. We don't tell people, our crazy super fans, our personal business, that the world doesn't owe you. No, it's crazy.

58:02Sarah Ann has a lot of power in the group for being the youngest. I was going to say, what is the order? Brooks. Brooks. Mary Holland. Interesting. Mary Holland gives older energy. Yeah, Brooks. But the thing is, Brooks doesn't really fit into the normal trope of - Because she's the most successful in this space that they're all trying to crack into. Yeah. And I guess it's not always the oldest. Kim was the second oldest. You know what I mean? So she's not only the most successful, but she's also the oldest. She's like a - Maternal. maternal figure almost so brooks mary holland grace and sarah ann okay yeah but it doesn't always meeting at the modeling agency was like genuine painful you have to watch the photos you are seriously gonna die sarah ann was spot on like grace and we completely wasted her time taking those pictures i can't figure out who sarah ann looks like but she looks like somebody i know in my personal life yeah i just saw a video of her talking and she was reminding me of someone but when she talks in her confessional she actually reminds me a lot of kylie in the way that she speaks and like her cadence she's like very calming I she's in her confessionals she's like very sound of mind and like has good takes on everything she's a really strong character I agree yeah and she's like very sure of herself she's so beautiful I mean they're all so beautiful that she's gorgeous we didn't even talk about the fact that they're all so fucking stunning and it's a pleasure to watch yes and they really have very strong genes of all of them I would say Brooks looks the least like the others but I think it's just that she's had like the most stuff done and she looks like a little bit different than her OG self.

59:31Yeah. And she's blonde right now. Yeah. I need her to not be blonde. She feels like a winter. I feel like she's had very good work done, but I think that she needs to stop. Like, I think she's at the most that she can do before she starts looking worse. And I haven't gotten there yet, but I saw headlines. You know, Brooks is on Ozempic. Queen. And they talk about it on the show and her sisters. I think it's like a story where they're like, you're too skinny. Like, stop. No, I love that. Yeah. Love. Okay, let's dive into the Queenie and Weenie of the Week, our final segment of the week of our final episode of the week, where Jackie and I like to wrap up the week, take a look at the Week at a Glance, give out two awards, Queenie of the Week and Weenie of the Week.

1:00:10They're pretty self-explanatory. And just giving a platform to a Queenie and a platform to a Weenie. So Jackie, without further ado-da-da-da-do, would you like to go first for your Queenie? Yes, so starting with the positive, because a Weenie struggled to materialize this week, but a Queenie came through this morning. And it's a Florida mother who gave birth to the hospital's biggest baby in its 10-year history. Oh my God, I literally sent that this morning to Shannon. I was like, you. She gave birth to a 13 pound, 15 ounce baby here in the great sunshine state. And that is Queenie behavior. Agreed, that kid was enormous.

1:00:46I know, and her previous child, she said, was 12 pounds, 11 ounces, which is also massive. But this was, the hospital, she said the floor was like quaking. Everyone was talking about it. Everyone was talking about it. And then it got me curious when I saw the story on People Magazine. What is the biggest baby delivered on record? Like, well, that's in Florida. Yeah, no, no, no. We could find out. Like, let's ask. But I feel like we should do like biggest baby in like America. What's the baby? The baby. I guess on record, but then we'll get like throughout history. Biggest baby ever delivered in America.

1:01:19Yeah. Probably like 15 pounds or 16. That would be crazy. Wow. No. What? This is fucking crazy. The heaviest baby on record born in the U.S. was named Babe. Born in Seville, Ohio on January 19th, 1879. The baby weighed 22 pounds. No epidural. If you mean recent record, say the last 50 to 100 years, I can pull that up too. Yeah. Yes, chat please. Thank you for that. Shout out. Shout out to Seville, Ohio. Here are a few of the largest newborns in the U.S. Francisco Ortiz in 2014, 14 pounds. Avery Ford, Florida. 2015, 14.1 pounds. Okay. Paris Halo, born in Alabama, about 13 pounds, 4 ounces. Okay, so that's like you're in the big baby category.

1:02:10Oh, wait, hold on.

1:02:16What? Sorry, I was just like feed schedule type of things. Oh, oh, oh, not more statistics. No. Who was your queenie? Queenie of the week for me was Taylor Frankie Paul. Like seriously injecting new life into a stale franchise. Like very few bitches could pull off what I think she's about to pull off. And it's giving Queenie behavior. I agree. I considered her as well. So excited for every for her. So excited for me. I'm going to be watching The Bachelor. Like I'm back. Job well done. We're so cable coded. Cable coded. Except I guess if you watch the next day on Hulu, you don't have to watch commercials.

1:02:52Something to think about. Something to think about. That is huge. I'll see if it becomes like a real issue. but I think that it will. Yeah, I think so too. But it's like hard because people will, if it's airing on Monday, people want to hear the Recap Tuesday. It's hard. It's hard to try being a podcaster. You try being an influential content creator. Weenie, I really, I don't have a weenie this week. Like no one was exuding weenie behavior from me. I know you have three so I was hoping maybe I could like snag one if I felt compelled. because you reminded me. Grace Ann just like was giving weenie in the first few episodes of Blood by Nater.

1:03:26That's what I texted Plotty. that's what I thought she was gonna say no I was gonna say belly um because I watched the summer I turned pretty this week and she was being such a fucking weenie yeah and then also I wanted to share the story that I went to lunch the other day and this girl was staring at me and she like looked at me and she turned her phone and she was listening to the episode of the toast and I was like oh lol and then she came over to me at the end she's like I'm so sorry to bother you I just want to let you know like I am a gen z listener and we also hate belly so like you're cool and hip with us too but do you hate does she hate the show did I say I hate the show or I hate everyone in the show.

1:03:56Difference. Difference. Okay, so you like the show? Like, I don't hate it. Like, I'm watching it. But, like, hate watching? Does it spark joy? No. Does it spark joy for her? Gen Z. Gen Z. Well, I don't know. I just, she told me I was cool and hip, so she's actually queenie. So she's the queenie. So Belly was a weenie. Kendra Licari was also a contender for weenie. Grace Ann, yes, weenie-like behavior. And then also, this is kind of crazy, but my weenie of the week is ChatGBT. ChatGBT has been failing me a lot. I feel like a couple times on the show I've used it and it's taken like 45 seconds to give me an answer which I know sounds crazy but it's supposed to be instant.

1:04:36I don't know. I'm just like kind of feeling like I need to switch to a new program. No, I had a really like enlightening experience with ChatGBT a few weeks ago where I realized like it's so flawed. Basically, do you remember like over the summer people were throwing dildos at the WNBA? Yes. And like I saw like some things about it but I just didn't understand like what was going on at the WNBA. So I asked ChachiBT. I'm like, why? Not that they have a good reason. Like what's with the dildos at the WNBA? Why are they throwing dildos at the women on the court? And ChachiBT was like, they're not.

1:05:05That's fake news. And I was like, what do you? They were like, I was like, what do you mean? I see it here and here. And they're like, no, no, no. It's not happening. I sent a screen. I sent an article from like Yahoo Sports. They say that's a fake website. Oh, you're getting in the weeds fighting with chat. Yeah, no, I was sending, citing things. because I saw it multiple times and like I just didn't like everyone was like doing like green dildos for WMN. I'm like what is this regarding? It's becoming like fake news. They're literally send a link and they're like that's not a real link. I'm like it's on the front page of Yahoo Sports.

1:05:36And it just bears mentioning that Sarah Ann from Love Thy Nader her name is actually Sarah Jane. So to me it's Sarah Ann, Grace Ann, Beth Ann. Beth Ann? Who's Beth Ann? Georgia Bank. Mary Holland. It's not Mary Beth? I think it's Mary Holland.

1:05:59Marianne. But also Holland is the mother's name. So I thought that was like nice. Listen, I got to wrap. I'm about to pee in my pants. Hold on. We have to get her name. I really thought it was Mary Holland. Can you give me one second to confirm? Holland is the mom's name. I know, but Mary Holland either. Mary Holland. Thank you guys so much for listening to the Toast and Landed Morning Show. We told you the Fastest Stories. You need to know everybody. The Friday news is on YouTube. Please don't forget to subscribe. Give us a thumbs up. We're also available as a podcast. We're a podcast. We found on Spotify, iTunes, Stitcher, public radio, I already cast box all the places.

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