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26:44It's Primal Kitchen, and it's made for real food. Thank you, Realturt. You're welcome. I'm incredibly real, much like Simon Van Campen. Yes, you are real. That's why those allegations were just so unfounded. Who's alleging what? That we weren't being real. Once again, we just have to come on here and defend our character and beat the allegations. We're always beating allegations. Yeah. so that's just so out of nowhere and so uncalled for beyond our first story in the city aired its reunion part one last night and a lot of drama i feel like more drama from the reunion than i heard the whole season yeah amanda and west are making headlines because she was asked again about their relationship by andy yeah she was interrogated about a couple of things one that video of them spitting in each other's mouth she did clarify that it was an olive does that make it better i think it makes it worse like i didn't think that it was actual spit no but i thought yeah like maybe the photo just caught them at a weird angle or but like i figured that she was like bird mouth feeding him something so okay thanks that to know it was an olive that doesn't change anything and he was pressing her a lot about like the status of their relationship they are monogamous they do not say i love you because andy was like are you in love and she was like i don't know how to answer that and someone was like well do you say i love you and she was like not really and they're like not really and we're like not so she was like they say ily like really so immature that's so embarrassing this is such a bad look for her i know like every time they sit down with her it's like this is the real man and she's gonna be honest on all that she talked about how in the reunion she was not her best self even this time she was like she wished she showed up differently for the reunion she naturally went into defense mode and they're like okay so you have another chance here and you're still coming with this immature bullshit you're you're telling us that you say illy like nobody can feel anything for you and she'd be better off saying listen it's a little bit awkward because we're in the burgeoning stages of a relationship and we haven't said those words to each other especially with someone who's like so love averse like commitment phobic yeah so just be honest with us just be like like any relationship it's been three months we don't say that to each other yet so it's it's awkward to be asked that but i do see that's where it's heading yeah no she can't speak like she then did blame kyle because she was talking about her performance at the reunion she was like well when kyle and i fight like my defense mechanism is just to totally shut down um and so that's what happened at the reunion So she's just like sort of blaming Kyle for her inability to defend herself.

28:59I don't feel like she, oh my God, I don't know why I like have to like. You feel like you have to defend her? No, it's like, I don't know. I don't feel like I have to defend her, but I just, here's a defense. Because she's pathetic. She is pathetic. And it's hard to watch. You're just like a human. And even like when I think about Wes Mandeville, people always want to talk to me about it like offline. And like really my biggest thing is like, I can't believe a person could be so stupid. As we said, a generational fumble of goodwill. Like she had the world at her feet and she threw it away. It was all about to happen for her.

29:28To hook up with a guy who was so noncommittal and so not worth everything that you're giving up. So I can't understand the stupidity. And then I see her like this. I'm like, maybe you're stupid. No, the stupidity is like a consistent thread throughout this whole saga. Maybe you are stupid. So when she's saying that about Kyle, I don't feel like she's like, you know, trying to blame him. I think she's just trying to explain away. Like, here, even though it's not right or it's not good, like, this is what happened. Yeah. And it's just hard to imagine. I mean, I guess time-wise when she filmed in the city, like, it hadn't fully come out yet.

30:03But it's hard to imagine why someone would keep putting themselves in these positions. Like, I will be shocked if she continues to do this show. Even though I guess, like, the worst is behind her. Things will move on and it's, like, it's all over now. Yeah. They're not on Summer House. They have this new show. It's not Wes. It's just her. It was the big focal point of the season. and like the show will move on to someone else and something else. Yeah, but like if she's on it again next season, it will be her and Wes if they're still together. And you know what? It should be. Yeah. I think Summer House will suffer without them.

30:30I do. Yeah. We're just gonna get the same like Jesse and Sierra will they, won't they again. Like I'm good. Yeah. Danielle chimed in saying she was disappointed to learn that they were still together because it did seem like in that aftermath episode of Summer House that like she might be thinking about leaving him. She said, I honestly hate that you doubled down and are pursuing this relationship with him all the way, going to Italy with him. I know you had to make a decision one way or the other. I just wish for you that you would take some time just for yourself and be alone. Like, I'm torn because I hate Danielle.

31:00But these days, actually, like, I feel for her. She and her baby's in the NICU. Yeah. And I just, like, seriously, like, that's my mama queen right there. So. Yeah. You just say what you have to say. Say what you have to say, and, like, that's an obvious point. Yeah, thanks. I think she feels like, because she really was, like, a part of so much Summer House, Lauren. It sucks that like this season. Is this the second season she's not on or the first season she wasn't on? Was she on last season? She might have been like more friend. Okay. Well, like the first season she's gone from is like this explosive becomes this global.

31:28The global news story. That sucks. So she wants to get her piece in like Dara had her moment at the reunion. She's like, I know these people too. Yeah. I'm also a part of this. It's like, sure, sweetie. Say your piece. Yeah. That sucks. Yeah. So at least this seems like the most recent, even with the aftermath, it was like, well, this is null and void because we saw them in Italy together. A thousand percent. We know that she made the decision to continue the relationship. This is where we know them to be at right now. They're together. They don't say I love you. They're monogamous. They're going full steam ahead.

31:54And it doesn't seem like she's like changed really at all. I don't want anyone on YouTube who's watching like to think that I'm drinking milk. Can I just clarify? It says boxed water. Oh, okay, okay. I'm drinking water out of a carton. Like this is so crazy. It is crazy. Why do people be doing all that? I know that it's like for the planet. But you know what this water tastes like? Milk. Milk. Yeah, that's really not a way to drink water. There's a Best Buy date on this. I don't know. Water could expire. Maybe it's because of the box. Maybe. It doesn't keep it fresh. Also, there's been a lot of drama with, like, Lindsay and Whitney.

32:33And Lindsay posted, like, a really long statement yesterday. And I don't know what happened between them. But based on the statement. She had said in the reunion that she cried for six months about something that Whitney said. Whitney basically, like, she said over the course of the reunion, like, Lindsay used the mom card a lot. And she had said it because they went on a trip and Lindsay was like, well, I want the best bedroom because I'm away from my kids or whatever. And Whitney, before Lindsay said anything, she was like, I misspoke. I meant it when I said the thing about the room, but I shouldn't have used it as a blanket statement for your behavior.

33:02And then Lindsay couldn't let it go. She was like, I cried for six months when I heard you say that. Yeah, it seemed like from her statement, she said something in retaliation that she almost regrets. She was just trying to give context just to like where she was coming from and how she was having a really hard time. And even though like she is someone who seems so strong and would like never let anyone see her weak, she's just explaining like what the last year was like for her. And it's like even though we knew all of those things, her like laying it out, everything compounded. Two shows, custody battle.

33:31I mean, she makes it look smooth, but it's probably not because when is it ever? New mama, breastfeeding, hormones, learning, first one in the friend group to have a baby. Like she's had a year. A hundred percent. She never appears like weak or vulnerable. She's just like Lindsay, Mama Lindsay. And she always has it together. But she is a person. I give grace. One thousand percent. It's also shocking that like Whitney's the one who kind of rattled her. Whitney's so timid. Yeah. But when the strongest person that you know is like, hey, I'm having a hard time. Like, can you just be nice to me? Like, listen.

34:03Yeah. Because they're not saying they don't want to be saying that. It's not like victim. They don't always go to the victim card. It's true. There are a lot of people who it's like, I actually can't feel bad for you. Like, how are you always a victim? Yeah, always victimizing themselves. How are you always down and out? Always, like, want to be seen in a position of, like, weakness. And, like, because that, to them, is strength, I guess. But not Lindsay. So whatever she's saying, just give her grace. I agree. I don't know what happened, but I'm team Lindsay. Yeah, probably. That feels right. History is any indication.

34:32Yeah. Yeah. I mean, so I think all in all, in the city, like, did well. People liked it. I didn't keep up with it but like it made news and release. Yeah and there is room for it on Bravo. I think that Summer House like the graduates we were sort of waiting and this is a good solution. I think they have too many cast members and a lot of them are like genuinely unimpactful. Obviously they have to expand outside of like the five Summer House people but it was a lot of people like they were all crunched into Andy's Watch Reppens Live studio. It's like a crunchy ass reunion. Even this like paragraph there are so many names.

35:06Lindsay Hubbard, Kyle Cook, Amanda Batula, Danielle Oliveira, Ian Heavey, Andrea Denver, Lexi Sundin. I feel like they didn't like that. I know. We keep going. I'm counting. Nick Barber, Yvonne Nager, Georgina Fersel, Whitney Fransway, Kenny Martin, and Gavin Mosley. That's 14 people. That's way too many. That's too many. Well, good job. I think a good first season. Yeah. The place looks great. Mm-hmm. Our next story. Olivia Rodrigo has a new man. I know. And he's just sort of like a Wall Street power. A man with a job. He's a Wall Street power player. Former field hockey player. I see. There's like such limited internet about him.

35:45Yeah, I know. So they went to his LinkedIn. And here's what we know about Olivia Rodrigo's new boyfriend. Because pictures surfaced online of her and a mystery man named Julian Kroonenbergs at the airport. No. Okay. Most definitely not. If I showed you the spelling, you would be asking. Because Kroonenberg sounds Jewish. Oh, no, no, no. Not the RGH. But he, according to his LinkedIn, went to Brown University, studied applied mathematics and computer science, and previously worked as a banking analyst at Goldman Sachs. He also played for the U.S. men's national field hockey team from 2018 to 2020, and he speaks Dutch and French.

36:25And she literally told us this on her album. I'm not dating any guy with a fake job. This is a real job. And she was actually asked in an interview, like, what did you mean by that? And she was like, everyone in L.A. has, like, a fake job. Yeah. So she went to New York. She found a real job. They just went on a trip to Iceland together. I saw a picture of them at the airport coming home. He, I think, like, now works, like, at a private equity firm or something. But, like, don't she give you, like, a little bit of, like, commie vibes? Like, that she wouldn't go for a guy like this? Oh, very interesting.

36:55I mean, all these celebrity communists. being a celebrity is inherently anti-communist so it's just like it's this performance it's just lip service it's just not real yeah i think there are a couple of celebrity communists who are like genuine to the movement and like really walk the walk and talk the talk i don't think olivia rodrigo's one of them because she is sort of with her livies hq doing like merch collabs with like please please yeah no and i mean she's also like young still so it's like everyone's a communist until it comes to having a boyfriend because like what do you want from a boyfriend like someone who's really rich someone who's big and strong who like sort of enforces those gender stereotypes would a communist really care if he has a fake job like no because according to communists like all jobs are fake right right right and we all have the same job everyone's a communist until it comes time to like have sex yeah or like you know do a merch job do an album ticket prices a thousand percent everyone's a communist until it's time for dynamic pricing like please um i just could see that like down the road like being an issue between the two because like if he works in like private equity or like hedge funds like their core their core principles it's like money money money and like he will make so much money and like if if she is like a little anti-capitalist that could really come between them that's the only like red flag i'm seeing because otherwise i love this i think he's also so cute very handsome and i love like the whole going for normie businessman beau obviously like you're not that normal if you have like a high power finance job.

38:21You're on an upper crust, if you will. Upper crust. He can go to his room with his tray. Right? But he's still like just a regular guy. Yes. What do they mean? I think it really all does bode well. They also like, they look like they will be a cute couple together. I also have been listening to her album a lot. Me as well. It is so good. It is. And I'm going to go and say it's album of the year. I think that Life of a Showgirl will be nominated and it should be nominated in the sense that it had like a ton of commercial success and we talked about it a lot like it was but it's not the best album that came out this year i think that her album is i don't i have to take a look at the landscape of like what other albums came out this year i don't fully remember but i she's got my vote the year is young but i agree when did the nominee like when does the era end like i feel oh actually maybe soon because remember like t loas came out in when did t loas come out october

39:17I think it was in the fall. Okay. October 13th. Okay, classic. And it wasn't eligible. For that year's Grammys. So maybe it does end in August, in which case the year is not young. And what else did come out this year? Right, that's what I'm going to say. Let me go check my songs. What albums are eligible for this year's Grammys? This is where Chad is like. You know who I love? I don't know if she put out an album or I'm just getting a spattering of songs. Sienna Spiro. She just put out an album. And yeah, she'll be up there. She's probably going to be like a best new artist. Yeah. Are you here?

39:53Likely album of the year contenders according to chat. Taylor Swift, Life of a Showgirl. Rosalia Lux. Morgan Wallen, I'm the Problem. I've been listening to that a lot. When it first came out, I thought it was bad. It's not bad. And it's not. It's really good. Miley, Something Beautiful. Best of luck. Lorde Virgin. These feel like last year. Justin Bieber swag. It always feels like last year because it is. But Sabrina Carpenter, Man's Best Friend. Came out last year. Bad Bunny, Debbie Tirar, Mas Fotos. That was last year. For the 69th Annual Grammys, which will be held in February 2027, albums which have been released between August 31st, 2025 to August 28th, 2026.

40:31Okay, the year is not young. Tee Loas is eligible. But they're saying like Lady Gaga mayhem. That feels like... Wait. it's 2026 now yeah i feel like chat has bad info i agree i'm like trying to look through my liked songs i like luke came up out with an album oh ella langley ella langley oh ella langley i think will be a best new artist contender if she hasn't i think you can only be nominated for best new artist three times i don't know if she's ever been nominated but she's relatively new i feel could win. Also her album I do think will be nominated for Country Album of the Year and she will win.

41:12And then Album of the Year too but she will lose. I agree with that. I love her. Thank you for reminding me. She's having such a year. She's having like a moment. And like for us it is butterfly season. It's butterflies. Have you been checking on the cocoons? No I didn't know that I forgot that there are like these like living things in the dining room. Yeah. That like refuse to come alive. You should like look at them before they before they sprout wings because it's like crazy to see what a real cocoon looks like. Like we talk about cocooning you know. we live cocoons like life goals they took a tray but you should look at what they're doing in there it's pretty cool I just like never go into the dining room we have like this formal dining room that's genuinely storage yeah because we all just eat in the kitchen and it's a butterfly room and there's like spritz boxes in there yeah I just I never make my way into that part of the house but I'll go check it out before they cocoon like I think you'll want to see like the life cycle it's butterfly season I'm fighting my wings she has a couple of like true kids have to believe it Also, just like that, I'm back to love it again.

42:13Song of the year. Song of the year. Song of the year. Excuse me. Well, that was like. No, I know. She was in Texas. She was in Texas. She was in Texas. Oh, I just want to be her so bad. It hurts so bad. It hurts so bad. I love her. Yeah. So anyways, congrats to Olivia Rodrigo. I'm really rooting for her in this relationship. Oh, I thought you were talking about album of the year. Me too. And album, based on this discussion. yeah it's hers to lose I like her album a lot a lot and it's like I like it so much and I'm kind of bummed because it's like bummer music and I find myself listening to a lot of it and I'm like that's like not my vibe but I like it so much and you know I saw like an interesting which is like very Taylor Swift coded of her the um the cure which is one of my favorite songs she talks about how in in a different song her I think the whole album's about Lewis Partridge and how his favorite band is just like heaven um that's a band his favorite song is just like heaven and so now like when you go to search for the cure like if he's ever going olivia rodrigo will come up instead of his favorite band or in addition to his favorite band oh that's funny it's like a cutesy little thing that's just what the streets are saying the other livies yeah that was like when people said taylor swift named her album life of a showgirl because when you look at the life of pablo you get t lois and i just want to say i'm saying this is like obviously a proud jewess but the life of pablo is like one of the best albums ever made i was listening and i'm gonna say something crazy like i actually think it's better than the life of a showgirl like it is it was before he went so nutty and it's like of course he's a crazy person but he is like a talented artist yeah he let the crazy get and i think that that album is a masterpiece it is i was listening to my playlist on shuffle yesterday and like monster came on and it's just like so good and i'm just space for multiple yeah i just there's a lot going on you know and it's like if we really stopped engaging with like everybody who hates jews like this is our job so this is our you know we just be talking to each other.

44:04Yeah. So we just, we obviously select certain people to exclude, but we're just doing our best. Our next story is actually really crazy. Real Housewives of... What number? Because you love to like not tell me the number you see. Number three, but I know like number three is a safe space for you. It is, it is. Yeah. It's like actually a really good space for me. The Real Housewives of New York City season 16, cast photos, trailer, and premiere date are set at Bravo. So yesterday the trailer dropped for the Real Housewives of New York City. New season, couple new cast members including Erica Hammond, Daisy Toy, Haley Glassman.

44:32My best friend. and Carol Radswell. I think the headline of the trailer is that they are discussing the Epstein files. They're discussing the Epstein files. They're discussing love story, Carolyn and John John. And she is a real housewife. She has an apple in the trailer. She is in the picture. Yeah, I think that a lot of people, it was reported at first that she was a friend of, which made it even weirder. But maybe she just like brought so much to the show. Yeah. I was dying because they take a trip to a private island that I've been to. So Erica is a friend of mine. And her husband has like a private island, like a kind of like a Richard Branson type thing.

45:07And they do a girls trip. And they take a trip there and they complain about the food. Oh, that's funny. How was the food as someone who went? I don't remember it. So like it was good. Yeah, you would remember. I don't remember like hating it. Being hungry. Right, right. And you know, I'm like, I never let myself get hungry. So yeah, I'm curious. Like this does look good. I think the shakeups were good. Of course. I'm like dying, dying to like learn more about Haley Glassman. Because obviously like, I feel like I'm going to like her. Really? I just would be, except I keep getting her confused with one of the other new girls, and I think maybe I like the other new girl.

45:38Daisy Toy, the makeup artist who does makeup for Martha Stewart. Right, and that's why Martha Stewart's in the show. Yeah. And then Erica. No, all the new cast members are good, including Carol, and it's crazy that they're going to talk about the Epstein Files. Now, in the trailer, she maintains that she's never a part of Chunks. And who was it? It seems like she's having a one-on-one conversation with Cy. Whoever brought it up, like, thank you. Well, also, she's in the street filming, and people are shouting Epstein Files at her. and it doesn't seem like the person who brought it up to her is accusing her of anything they're just like bringing it up bringing it up yeah yeah and i just want to say i don't believe that carol was a part of an international sex trafficking ring but i would like her to explain like what it was like to be friends like she is on record friends with galane maxwell and i think a lot of successful people were and a lot of them were friends with her in a sinister way and a lot of them were not i don't think carol was involved in like the sinister way but you were friends with someone who is now like the face of the biggest so like just tell us about that yeah yeah and like what what was your friendship like did you ever like have like an inkling that she was maybe up to no good or was like she like a perfect actress and they kept those things separate carol said she never went to the island but anyways like very topical stuff a thousand percent it's actually crazy that carol is back that she would do it again time where we're talking about the kennedys and the Epstein files.

46:56But I guess like really, assuming she's like innocent, what does she have to lose like going on the show, going back on the show? Nothing. You know? She has nothing to lose. She really just stands to gain because right now everyone just like associates her with Elaine. Yeah, she could use some new associations. Yeah. So that'll be good. Now it is time for our fourth story. Do you think I'm ready? No. You're never ready for the fourth story. That's brought to you by Fashion Pass. We've been Fashion Pass girlies for years, literally since 2020. So in case you don't remember, it is a clothing rental service, but what sets them apart is that they actually have cute clothes.

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53:08mm-hmm Turk Taylor's Nationwide thank you Turk Taylor's Nationwide I just reapplied my lipstick if you wanted to do the same am I looking like a little no but I just like I didn't I wanted to remember to tell you so that we could all have lipstick on and like for everyone else they're gonna like probably be dying for a link let me just like this is the Fenty Beauty Gloss Bomb oh wait I have something to tell you Oh, tell me. This is the Westman Atelier. You know, the streets are saying. Squeaky clean liquid lip balm. The streets are saying like things are maybe going south at Fenty Beauty. I saw that.

53:43They're discontinuing one of their big foundations. I don't think it's happening. Okay. What do you think? I think that when I look at the landscape of like makeup brands in general and also celebrity founded makeup brands, I think that it's not at the height that it once was, but nothing stays high forever. No, and also like sometimes not everything needs to be like ratata all the time. Yeah. Like talked about all the time. Like you have your faves, you rebuy them and that's that. And I think a lot of people have Fenty Beauty faves. I'm not even like a huge Fenty Beauty fan, but I have like three or four products of like two or three that are go-to.

54:14I have lipstick. I have the Diamond Bomb eyeshadow. So yeah, it's not like a totally irrelevant brand. I think maybe they've taken a dip from where they once were. In terms of like being talked about, but you're not going to be talked about forever and eventually you just settle. When it comes to practical application of policy, I think they're one of the best brands when it comes to making so many shades of concealer, foundation, like super inclusive, not just of like, you know, light to dark, but like neutral, warm. I think people really like often find great matches. So, yeah, I think it's a good brand.

54:45I don't know why people are saying that. But that's just what they're saying. Yeah. Maybe they have so many products they're scaling down a little bit to like, you know, increase revenue or whatnot. But I don't think it's going anywhere. Me neither. It's also, it's a Sephora company, right? Mm-hmm. Like, they're not at Ulta. I don't know. Sephora, like, creates a lot of these brands. Like, Makeup by Mario is partially rare beauty. And they become exclusive to Sephora. Yeah. So, do they not sell Fenty Beauty at Ulta? I feel like that would be crazy, but maybe they don't. Crazier things have happened.

55:16Our fourth story. Jennifer Aniston has exited the I'm Glad My Mom Died by Jeanette McCurdy book adaptation. So, Jennifer Aniston. She was going to play the mom? she was gonna be in the movie and i guess she would be the mom okay oh my god who else would she be i don't know i mean there are like other characters but but like if she's taking a lead role which she's jennifer aniston so she's the mom yeah she is out of the jennette mccurdy television adaptation of her hit memoir i'm glad my mom died tmz that's a bummer that would have been good for her sources with direct knowledge tell tmz the show is still being worked on and scripts are being written however we're told at some point jennifer backed out due to scheduling conflict sure the show has had a rocky development last year it almost fell apart the show was announced in june 2025 with jennifer attached as an executive producer and starring as the fictional version of jeanette's mom like playing herself or is she involved at all or she just gave her book her story to someone i'm sure she gave the story is involved not playing her young self i think like you know she's so attached to it i imagine that it's just difficult if there are difficulties I would imagine that it's from Jeanette like it's her story it's so personal and you know they always change stuff because when it becomes a tv show it's not really about what actually happened it's about making an entertaining tv show and sometimes you have to change that and so I feel like if there is trouble it's because of that and she would just be better off like giving it to someone selling it if you want to make it into something and not being involved unless you're going to act in it yeah one of the directors who was like slated to do it dropped out due to creative differences with Jeanette that uh outlet reported that Jeanette as opposed to him trying to make the show more comedic than the memoir again like it is for television like we have to although the book like is pretty snarky like her tone it's not i mean it's obviously dark because they cover a lot of dark things but she has like a funny ish well he wants to make it even funnier but i also understand i love that why jeanette's so attached to it because it's her story her life story her like life and soul into it but it's either like give it to the showrunners and let them do what they do or don't you know or don't yeah I think writers being involved is always bad I think um Colleen Hoover would agree like the only movie she's ever been involved in was like a shit show when you are right if when you write a book and it gets option like just go or don't sell it right if it's like personal to you you don't want it distorted you don't want people to like think of the story that way that's like not true and these are real characters so like that makes it different too with Colleen Hoover if we think of you know Lily is different than what she was it's like it doesn't really matter i feel like that was the only book that she ever wrote that was like super personal because like lily was based on her mom so maybe that's why she wanted to be attached yeah but still it wasn't like a one-to-one true story at all so like she distorted the character a little bit and let the movie makers do the same but i understand if jeanette feels like i don't want the world to see me this way or my siblings or my mom like if that's not how they actually were in which case don't do it yeah Don't do it.

58:11Maybe she's learning that. Maybe. You know, it's her first big book. This, like, might not. And people forget that, like, before the book, she was really, like, not doing much. I don't know how she was, like, paying her bills or anything, but she wasn't a working actor. She wasn't a working writer. So this, like, revitalized her in so many different ways. So I get why she's attached to it. But you just got to, like, sort of shit or get off the pot. Yeah. Although I don't love the idea of it being turned into a comedy. Maybe Jeanette was right for that. Yeah. I don't know. But now Jennifer leaving, I just think it's like it's probably never going to get off the ground.

58:46Yeah. Which is a shame because it was an insane fucking book. They haven't even announced the new director. You know, speaking of directors, I've been watching a lot of the press for The Odyssey. And obviously so much of the press is like just talking about what it's like to work with Christopher Nolan. And it's literally insane that Josh Peck was in Oppenheimer. Like I feel like he doesn't get he doesn't talk about it enough. It's like such a thing to be in a Christopher Nolan movie. You should press Ben to press him about it. Yeah. Now that like it's very top of mind. Yeah. And I feel like when it was happening, like Ben was telling me, I didn't really understand like why it was a big deal.

59:16But like now I understand Christopher Nolan. Like I get why it's a big deal. And like that's crazy that Josh was in it. Yeah. And I need to see The Odyssey. I just don't know how logistically like that would work. And you know, you're really supposed to see it in theaters, IMAX. Yeah. Well, of course in theaters. IMAX. They say it's like not even worth seeing it, not in IMAX. It's just a completely like lesser experience. Like I saw like a grid of like the different screens on like a standard screen versus like IMAX. But then also I heard like IMAX 4D, like the chairs are shaking. I don't need IMAX 4D.

59:48I just, I want something in the middle. Yeah. You know, middle crust. I prefer upper. In this case, I don't need upper. I'm not going. I heard like Lincoln Center is the best theater to watch. Oh, really? Yeah, there's like one Lincoln Center and then like one in California. Those are like the best ones. Oh, interesting. I'm not doing all that. Okay. But I'll do more than just like the standard. Fine. I need widescreen even. Of course. I don't know what our options are out here. There are actually a couple of movie theaters, although I believe they're all standard. Right. So maybe we'll have to wait.

1:00:20Our fifth and final story. Harry Styles cancels a concert last minute due to mysterious health issue a month after collapsing on stage. Wait. Harry Styles collapsed on stage? A month ago? yeah in england that's like crazy that we didn't know that yeah not to bring everything back to like his flop era but that's crazy i know this is very mysterious he canceled his tuesday concert in sao paulo due to a health issue just one month after he collapsed on stage in england um live nation brazil wrote on x we deeply regret to inform you that harry styles show scheduled for tuesday july 21st 2026 has been canceled due to a health issue on the tour tickets were refunded.

1:01:00A rep for Harry said that the Friday show was scheduled as planned. However, this hasn't been his first bump in the road. He choked on water while performing his whale spit move at Wembley. That's not a big deal. And then he was seen in a social media video falling to the stage floor. He stayed down while he tried to catch his breath for several seconds. Oh my. He appeared to tap his chest as well to try to alleviate his discomfort. Then he got up and waved to the audience as he ran off stage. Oh my. I hope he's okay. That's like so scary. yeah i didn't much like santhiery vo i knew none of this yeah i wonder what the health issue was that's like stopping him from doing a show that's a big deal to like not do a show especially for like a young yeah male yeah more than just like the common cold of course usually they say i can't talk yeah and that like harry hasn't said anything it's just live nation so far weird yeah very weird Very weird.

1:01:57Those are the past five stories. Feel as though you needed to know. I had a good time. Me as well. Hopefully I didn't talk over you too much. What was your favorite story? Oh, no, not straight. My favorite part was when we were talking about like what, you know, like going back to our chambers and taking trays. That was your favorite part. What was your favorite part? My favorite part was there was something in the beginning. What were we talking about in the beginning? So many things. Oh, like ordering in. No, no. Bradley on a budget oh I love cardboard Koji but no I forget I'll have to remember whenever we finish the show I like can't remember at all what we spoke about we're still in it though so I can't remember but the second we wrap I won't when we have to like choose a title at the end I'm like I don't even know what we said what was said here at this show and I just want to say I watched yesterday's episode obviously read all my hate comments but I did really love the way my hair looked so my$85 blowout like I will be returning you should it looks so great yeah it was really good it was like kind of giving like like Pantene commercial like the layers the shine yeah do it again yeah I'm going to maybe you'll come yeah I would love to do that alright you guys that is our show thank you so much for listening to The Toast The Millennial Morning Show where we deliver the fast-paced stories so you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube so if you're watching this on YouTube pay attention please please give this video like thumbs up comment like star review subscribe we're also available as podcast and where podcasts can be found so that's Spotify Apple Podcasts and YouTube wherever you listen to podcasts find us the toast leave a five star review bitch about how beautiful stunning and wickedly motherfucking talented we are hope you guys have an amazing day and we'll see you tomorrow what's the emoji for today i just want to say i've been loving that hold on let's see how many we comments we got yesterday emoji for today maybe a pizza is there a tray a pizza people are gonna think we're into like pedophilia like like maybe not is there okay hold on let's see yesterday oh my god we're gonna like 600 comments a day like seriously engagements through the fucking roof um okay let me look at the emojis like what are our options maybe not a pizza is there a tray no um maybe not a pizza what else did we talk about it's so hard what have we spoken about let me check the stories again we talked about advil oh leave a pill i love that leave a pill and we'll see you on the next one love you love you bye

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