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12:32Jackie:Oh, that was the other thing. Lamar's size. Yeah. Played a really big role in his recovery in like they couldn't get him. The couple of prostitutes at the love buddy ranch and then the guy who was like working the office. They had to like push him off the bed onto the floor. He weighs three and he was also at like a very bad place in his life. He was not physically fit. So he weighed about 300 pounds. They couldn't get him onto a stretcher, the ambulance, like all these different things. His recovery was very challenging because he was so big. Yeah. it's such a crazy documentary it's such a crazy story and i know i was alive for it but i still feel like i don't even remember how crazy it was i remember it but i just we didn't weren't privy

13:08Claudia:to like all of the details at the time you know the fact that he was chloe was nursing him back to life and he had drug dealers coming in the hospital no no one told us that the fact that

13:17Jackie:like finally six months after he had to learn to walk again learn to talk again she rents him a house in hidden hills full staff full everything she comes in to check on him and she said i smelled crack the second I walked in and once you smell crack it's the most disgusting smell you've ever smelled he's doing crack she threw him out and she said that was last time she saw him yeah so no we didn't know that until recently no so no it was insane and Lamar feels very lost he was like I survived the craziest thing obviously for a purpose and I don't know what my purpose is yeah so it was sort of like inconclusive okay tbd yeah I highly recommend it tbd on my birthday buddy speaking of my birthday buddy i did something crazy last night crack crazier math i caught up

14:03Claudia:on that real housewives of berth and erica jane it's your birthday buddy my birthday buddy wait i didn't even talk about my i forgot to put it in the stories but we have to talk about mass singer why is it picasso did you talk about that no it happened after we went off the air don't add in the stories it could just be a you guys pretty fast side banner hug casso came runner up he didn't even win mass singer it was philip phillips confirmed obviously winner was galaxy girl ashley simpson oh did the final episode air yes oh i missed that whole thing yes it's all over ashley simpson beat philip phillips how honestly to slay on ashley simpson's

14:47Jackie:part agreed agreed like philip phil's is one of the most talented vocalists of our time like ashley simpson's great too i think she just had a little bit more stage presence like with her outfit yeah

14:57Claudia:yeah and she could like move and stuff she was wearing leggings it was kind of unfair let me ask you something when you went up in the battle against putt casso yeah so that's what's crazy like i was literally standing in front of philip phillips right and you lost that battle and that was sort of like you're turning like your 13th reason like yeah i was pissed as hell if you had known in that moment that it was Philip Phillips would you have felt like a little differently a

15:20Jackie:little softer yes um I had no idea who it was and then even when the episode premiered it was like pretty much confirmed that it was Cordova Street or Anthony Ramos no it was never Anthony Ramos I thought it was for sure Cordova Street and I was like I feel like maybe I could have beaten Cordova Street like I was just like now that it's Philip Phillips he wasn't fucking American Idol Like I was never going to beat him. So yeah, I'm softer.

15:44Claudia:So like if you had known in that moment, if you lost and someone said to you, Claudia, like it's Phillip Phillips, you were never going to beat him. He did amazing. Like would that have changed things? No. Okay. Wow. What a fun ride. Can you do Masked Singer again? Because I don't know how I'm going to live without these stories.

16:01Jackie:It kind of feels like Fox needs to cast you. Like I'm going to text the girl. I'm a super fan. I'm going to text the girl. Like you kind of have to cast my sister.

16:13Claudia:The problem is, well, first of all, if you had a hard time, like living in Los Angeles with a kid, like I have three. What am I going to do?

16:21Jackie:You just sort of have to do it.

16:23Claudia:Like in addition to all the logistical issues that like you had an issue with, that would only be worse for me. I have a bad voice.

16:31Jackie:Oh, please. That's clearly not a barrier for entry. Most of the people on that show have bad voices.

16:36Claudia:I get. Yeah, I guess. But I just like, I don't know. I guess I wouldn't go very far, but I don't think I would want to. I'm sorry. If you couldn't, I could never. I don't know. It just kind of feels like you have to. I know because I'm the biggest fan of the show now. Yeah. So it's great success with that. But like, I mean, I could. No, no. I couldn't possibly.

16:58Jackie:I couldn't possibly. You know what's also really exciting about today's show?

17:03Claudia:What?

17:03Jackie:So I had to drive like for reasons I really don't want to get into.

17:06Claudia:Oh, low-key sleigh, mama.

17:08Jackie:Yeah, I circled the block for about 20 minutes looking for someplace to park. There wasn't a garage. So I quite literally left it in the middle of the street. Like if I leave this studio and my car is where I left it, even with a ticket, I will be floored. And I have, have you ever gotten towed? No. Me neither. I feel like there's quite literally not one thing more inconvenient in the entire world than getting your car towed.

17:33Claudia:Agreed. I also can sense you've been hanging out with Satchi because you keep saying quite literally. That's what she says.

17:41Jackie:Well, I have been hanging out with Satchi and quite literally we had the best time. Right. Does she say that? She does. It's a Satchism. Oh my God. I've been talking like a young person today. Speaking of Satchel. No. No.

17:56Claudia:Not speaking of Satchel. Quite literally, not speaking of Satchel.

18:00Jackie:I got a DM from Satchel Maloney and I didn't open it. I'm like, I hate our jobs. Like, why can't we just talk about Satchel Maloney in peace? Like, in private.

18:11Claudia:I don't know. I don't know why we can't.

18:13Jackie:He obviously wants to come on the pod. Like, no. Like, I can't.

18:16Claudia:No, don't ruin the mystery.

18:18Jackie:Guys, if I ever talk about you on the podcast, unless you're like Taylor Swift, like, please don't reach out.

18:23Claudia:Yeah. Or Phillip Phillips. No, like, even then. Like, don't reach out. Even then, it was like bad at first, but now full circle. He's so a part of Toast Lore.

18:32Jackie:That's my king right there. I just love him. I can't believe he didn't win.

18:36Claudia:It's like disgusting.

18:37Jackie:It is. I bet he was pissed.

18:42Claudia:Well, congrats to Ashley Simpson. Jessica showed up for the reveal. Oh, yes, she did. A birthday buddy of yours.

18:49Jackie:It's kind of the theme of today's episode. Birthday buddies. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

19:00Claudia:so let's get into the story shall we because people are literally only tuning in because they discovered us on wednesday and now they're like what are you two why are these girls talking about philip philips we're here for west mandeval okay okay okay okay we'll put it in the time stamps you could skip without further ado ado ado ado ado here are the fast five stories that

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25:24Claudia:couple things couple things first Amanda Batula was seen embracing her ex Kyle Cook in New York City after the news of the romance so we had our first spotting she was taking the dogs for a walk Kyle was there Kyle's actually been like pretty I how do you feel like active but I also feel like he's handling it um he's being like very empathetic towards Amanda I think which is so he was very I think he's coming off well I mean people are living for like Kyle and Carl's a mess and

25:51Jackie:yeah that was so funny like so so like Kyle yes I agree he was spotted like by a photographer and they interviewed him really briefly and he was basically like obviously this is so crazy and like I'm hurt but like I'm really worried about Amanda I think like Amanda really does struggle with depression she talked about it a lot on Summer House last couple of years and this is just like kind of a a bad thing for someone who's depressed to go through no even like a happy person

26:17Claudia:would really struggle right with the whole world hating you and so he you know reiterated that he's

26:22Jackie:just kind of worried about her he's been speaking to her and obviously he's technically a victim in this sure um so if anyone has a right to be like so so mad and not feel bad for it's him and he's not taking that route and he said carl's a mess and it was just like this offhanded remark that was so fucking funny carl's a mess like why would carl care like it's literally so funny and then that led to like a uber eats commercial with lindsey and carl and they were ordering all the things that carl needs because he's a mess like chocolate lover boy tissues like very funny

26:51Claudia:good on uber eats and lover boy also put out merch carl's yes so i think proceeds are being

26:57Jackie:donated to a charity but the rest i mean not all they very briefly talked about it on giggly squad because they were like we would never monetize off of our friends um like trauma and a lot of people think that might have been like a dig at the people now like doing brand deals I actually don't think it was I think they are actually this is their actual sister so yeah them doing a commercial like would be weird but I don't think that they were coming for the uber eats thing I

27:23Claudia:don't think so either I also didn't see uber eat stuff till like after the episode I think the episode was recorded before too more what they were trying to say is like we're not going to be doing like a tea filled episode we're not going to be sierra spilling the beans like you know making the most of this moment like I think they addressed the situation and how they felt about it but they're not about to like make their bones off of what happened because that's their friend so I didn't feel like that was shade towards anyone yeah I think they made it clear that their like

27:50Jackie:feet were firmly planted on team Sierra I don't think anybody thought otherwise um and I think people were also kind of tuning in to hear Hannah because this whole thing even though she's not on the show like has been very vindicating for her I see a lot of people like resurfacing clips from her season and it was actually like they were so much meaner to her than I even remember like I remember a couple of the core fights like just because he talks to you like that doesn't mean he can talk to me like that um but like I think at least I would have been tuning in for that too and so she spoke very briefly just being like you know remember everything you see on tv I think kind of season and I think she said this before it was like very heavily edited um and so a lot of the things that she was accused of like she actually didn't even do um so it's just like you know she's sleeping

28:31Claudia:well tonight it's so weird to watch everything now like through this lens of like because this whole time amanda's always been like the cool girl she's always been married so it's just like not threatening and it's if she's like not a not just want to say i don't agree no i no that's how it felt now it's like of course you could be married and threatening and if you're touching your man you're holding craig's thigh under the table like what the fuck are you doing and now all of this stuff is starting to come to light but i felt like she got a pass for so many years because she was married and she is this season so flirty with Ben and she went skinny dipping with Ben and like that's weird but like oh she's married you're crazy for even thinking that and now she's sort of like a hippie like right now watching it all back like knowing that she's capable of like doing something like this in this way because I think also when we talk about like the the thing that she's done it's like dating West I think there is a world in which she could have dated him and it come off better than the way that she went about it and we'll find out how Sierra found out about it because of course if you take like she just got divorced at the end of the day like Wes and Sierra dated for about six months two years ago like it's not like she could

29:37Jackie:have never went after him period right if she had waited and done it right like maybe they wouldn't be friends anymore but it wouldn't be this world ending scandal agreed but so now watching everything

29:48Claudia:in hindsight like oh maybe she is overly flirty and that isn't appropriate and just because she's married like that doesn't mean that she's not like it's a woman it's not even the flirty thing

29:58Jackie:that's like to me so weird I think like she's actually just like a mean girl and I feel like we talked about it with Lexi um and that was like a microcosm just like a very small example I think she's sort of always been accused of like really not being friendly to the new girls and that's definitely true and I think with Lexi like I would love to hear from Lexi because I think that a lot of the girls but like Amanda specifically being like yes he's my brother like I think that that is a pattern of hers, like not being like a girl's girl, even though that's sort of been like her brand.

30:29Claudia:Trademark, yeah.

30:30Jackie:Yeah. But she was not cool to Lexi. She was not cool to Jules. She was not cool to Hannah. So it definitely is a pattern.

30:36Claudia:Yeah, but I just feel like she got away with so much. No one was really looking at her. Yeah, definitely. Because she is married, because of everything with Kyle, and she was always the victim in the Kyle situation, then no one ever said anything like cross about her. So now like watching everything back, and it's like it was literally on TV, she's at a dinner in the summer house and she's holding Craig's hand. And, um, now all this stuff is starting to resurface with Craig. Did you see that? Like, and no, Oh, that like, she was over with Craig, like overly flirt, like the, like holding his hand at dinner.

31:07Claudia:Once like, uh, there's a snap or Instagram story where it looks like she's like kissing his face. I don't think anything happened between them. Some people are taking it. of course, no, you know, that sort of girl who's overly flirty with your man. And that's your best friend. And it's like, it's not like she's making moves on him, but like keep your hands to yourself what's wrong with you it's so inappropriate but no one was ever looking at her and i don't know now i can't like remember like what i heard from like primary sources versus like secondary drama channels but like someone was saying that page said that she noticed it with craig i don't know if page said that herself and that she started to like back away with amanda from amanda like because of that wow oh my god that's actually really crazy and are scenes from the show.

31:50Claudia:There's one in particular where her and Craig are sitting next to each other at the dinner table and they're like hands, their arms are intertwined.

31:56Jackie:I need my TikTok algorithm to show me that. Amanda and Craig, Amanda and Craig, Amanda and Craig touching under the table, Summer House. And so the version of events that's going on around the timeline is actually pretty accurate because there was this rumor about like a video, something. So what I have heard is very similar to what people are saying, which is that like Sierra sort of figured it out based on a couple of things like a gut. like just that sort of womanly while find my friends um you know amanda being in west's neighborhood a lot and then stopping sharing her location which is just a telltale sign um and then sierra i heard was reached out to by like a follower fan of the show being like you know i live in their neighborhood um and i have a video like she can see west's apartment and so she was like send it to me sierra said that and the girl was like no i can't it's graphic and i think the girl is like a lawyer is what i heard so like she knows like actually sending content like that is illegal um so sierra met up with her because she was like i just i know it's true like i have a feeling and watch the video um i guess it was somebody in their neighborhood they were like making out on a couch like straddling just what i heard and all alleged all alleged i'm like scared um and somebody who like lives in the neighborhood can see through their windows um and that's what sierra watched and then the rumors started to she did not hear from amanda like separately that's awful really fucked up and crazy that you're not like you don't have privacy in your own home I completely agree that's terrible I guess this person must know that like I don't know whose apartment it was that like Amanda Petula lives in my neighborhood or something like yeah yeah um so she didn't say anything and then the rumors started to come out and Amanda waited like a decently long time and at this point Sierra knows she's seen the video I think she waited like a day or two to be like oh by the way like Wes and I are just friends and Sierra was like well you know friends can hook up like that's possible and amanda says like no no no and sierra says like just she's like have you guys hooked up she knows that they have it she's giving amanda a chance to like be honest and amanda said no and that was like one of the last times they ever spoke i don't know if they ever spoke about like again damn like so that's

33:59Claudia:really the worst way to handle it right so of all the ways it could have gone yeah getting caught But yeah, because I do think like say West and Amanda discovered that they have feelings for another romantic feelings that they want to pursue. Like I think there's a way that they could have gone about it where it wouldn't be like this and it wouldn't be so terrible.

34:20Jackie:In the trailer for the remainder of the season, it looks like there is more like romantic storylines between West and Sierra, which makes this whole thing even worse. Because a lot of people are like, well, it was a couple of months relationship from two years ago. But no, it seems like the summer still is an entanglement.

34:34Claudia:I also heard that a couple weeks ago that CRM West had hooked up. Oh, that would be bad. That's just what I heard from God knows where.

34:44Jackie:I need Andy Cohen to lock the fuck in. I think he's locked in. Yeah, I know he really does thrive in moments like this. I do think sometimes he really phones it in with his job. Like, but like Scandaval, I think there are moments, you know, Luann's DUI. There are moments when he locks in and I'm hoping like I need him to be fully researched. I need him to do it all.

35:06Claudia:He definitely is. They're going to be filming the reunion soon, which is crazy timing.

35:10Jackie:It's also crazy because even with Scandaval, I feel like before the reunion was aired and before they aired, yeah, before they aired the reunion, we heard from like a lot of people. They went on podcasts. We have heard from nobody.

35:21Claudia:Yeah.

35:21Jackie:Everyone's being like very hush hush. They're like saving it.

35:24Claudia:yeah well that was which is very smart but i remember with scandoval like it was like lala and sheena and they had said like ariana gave them their blessing to like go with ham with it and one like i don't think that sierra's like really like that i think she's like much more i don't think so either but two if you think about it like people from summer house don't really have a lot of podcasts like um like carl has one vanderpump rules every single person has a podcast yeah it's like breathing but on summer house it's just i mean giggle squad and but that's not summer house anymore right and now carl but he's a mess so who knows if he definitely like has like episodes like coming out that are you know it's not pop culture it's like sit down it's not it's interview um i don't think we're gonna be getting like a sierra and call her daddy moment no i don't think so either i don't think i don't think that's really like who she is correct so also rumor is that Rihanna is playing matchmaker for Sierra and setting her up with Michael B.

36:24Claudia:Jordan

36:24Jackie:okay so Dumas was like basically Rihanna's really upset Rihanna unfollowed Amanda and has been like in Rihanna's a mess we know literally I know that we like we know that confirmed that she unfollowed but the rumor is that she messaged Sierra and is like trying to set her up with quote an A-list actor who just won an award that's what Dumas said it's Michael B. Jordan

36:45Claudia:But can I just say, like, why couldn't Rihanna set Ciara up with Michael B. Jordan, like, two weeks ago? Like, why does she have to have her heart broken and her friendship ruined, like, to get a little... Well, because it's not Rihanna's job. No, but, like, I don't know. I just feel like she should have been set up.

37:00Jackie:But Rihanna has seen an injustice, and she's doing everything in her power to make it right.

37:03Claudia:I know, but, like, she could have set her up with Michael B. Jordan any time.

37:06Jackie:I need Michael B. Jordan to lock the fuck in and go on a date with her. Of course. Like, a very public date.

37:11Claudia:I don't care if they don't even talk, okay? Of course. also um jesse solomon is turning into the tom schwartz of the situation that's so funny that you said that i thought the same thing because what did he know when right he's just like this silly goofy dude he keeps posting his fucking song i think i'll stop jackie jackie i could not stop

37:32Jackie:singing it all all weekend i think i'll stop it's such a bad song and he's such a loser i kind of love it i need to know people are like really um convinced that he knew something he's definitely

37:45Claudia:tom schwartz of this situation he is it's just so funny and he keeps responding to comments like team sierra like okay duh yeah but so you're gonna stop being friends with west no west was

37:57Jackie:also spotted getting on a plane and then i wouldn't have respect for that either that's like your best friend yeah I need this reunion like injected into my veins like there's not enough yeah you know like I need more yeah so that's the latest it's just it's just crazy it's really crazy are you ready I think I'll stop wait I just want to say so we don't forget title Rihanna's a mess.

38:27Claudia:Are you ready for our next story? It's always sad to move on. It is.

38:32Jackie:Like, I don't care about anything else.

38:34Claudia:I know, but we did once care about this next subject, which I do feel bad for them. They're doing anything to this day in the headlines, The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives.

38:42Jackie:Oh, dear. The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. But she doesn't want to film. Jackie. But she's not filming.

38:51Claudia:Jessie Draper was spotted out with Marciano. on a date or it says on a date but who knows what they were actually doing maybe they're doing business together but um probably on a date uh I think also like for the buzz like I do feel like they're being overshadowed by Wes Mandeval but I think that that's like an okay thing they don't always need to be like the number one story it was getting a little scary out there like let

39:12Jackie:us take a beat I um also need to officially hand in my resignation as like a blind defender of Jesse Draper because I cannot defend this type of behavior first of all that guy's such a bad guy he's such a loser and he's not handsome um so like even for clicks like to ever be in the same room as him again is like a diabolically bad choice yeah like this guy almost ruined your life

39:37Claudia:and told a lie that could have ruined your life and made you look like a liar and like I don't understand how you could ever really like you could forgive and move past you don't have to hold a grudge but like to let someone in again to sit down with them face to face even like pretend like you're dating like that just that's a that's not a good look no and now it's got me thinking

39:55Jackie:like maybe demi was you know onto something which is what i don't know but like this is such nutty ass behavior yeah i don't know i really hate this i feel like she's like like play like

40:10Claudia:put like almost like scripting a story here like she you know what i mean like i don't think her feelings are really involved with marciano i feel like she's just no she's you know but But even in the storyline along. But like that's not a good move for your character in this story.

40:27Jackie:Yeah. Yeah.

40:33Claudia:Also, Dakota is going to be edited out of Vanderpump Villa after the domestic violence investigation involving Taylor Frankie Paul. So he will not be a part of the upcoming season of Vanderpump Villa. As we know from Secret Lives, all the dad talk went to. They took this big trip. Vanderpump Villa. Dakota, I think, was a central storyline because he hooked up with someone and he's actually going to be edited out of the season. And so I actually find that. Well, it's probably an episode or two.

40:58Jackie:Yeah. I actually don't find that helpful because I think that it would add a lot of color to their story, you know, because we're always seeing it like everything thus far has been like Taylor's, you know, poor behavior. and I think that we'd really see an ugly side of him at that where he was like hooking up with a girl in the bathroom and then calling Taylor and telling her about it you know like so I feel like almost in a way they're kind of protecting him yeah but okay let me ask you this like last week

41:27Claudia:Unwell announced that he's going to be part of their games and we didn't like that either but that's already filmed too but I think he could have been edited out of that like that doesn't

41:35Jackie:like I don't think that plays into their storyline at all Taylor and Dakota um I just like I have personally stopped caring about these people do you know what i mean actually the unwell thing

41:46Claudia:filmed a couple months ago like sort of more recent to whenever like things started really going south for taylor and dakota maybe yeah but like there will the show is all about the game right it's not about their lives i don't know he's probably hooking up with someone scary is he ever

42:01Jackie:not that's what's so crazy because the craziest part of the whole taylor and dakota thing is that dakota is like a certifiable uggo like he is not even cute you think he's ugly yes like with a Capital U. I've never noticed. And it's so crazy when like ugly people get under the skin of beautiful women. No, no. I actually think. Do you remember the website uglypeople.com?

42:23Claudia:Like I can't see people anymore. You know, I just see who they are.

42:27Jackie:Me too. But I'm trying to just. Maybe I'm seeing his insides. No, but I do believe he's ugly. I remember when he first came onto the show. Taylor is so pretty. And she's got like a perfect body. And it's just like they don't make girls like that, you know? and I'm like who is this like literal hobo she picked up on the side of the road I remember thinking like he's so ugly oh that's so funny I don't think he's ugly and I just think that's like an unspoken part of this whole thing like how an ugly man like did all that he's not in good shape like he's ugly he's got fake teeth do you know what I mean um no like I and his insides are truly truly ugly see I don't know what he looks like but I feel like Jackie let me tell you he's ugly I feel like he's not ugly for what he truly is which is ugly that is so funny um do you sound off in the comments is Dakota Mortensen ugly

43:20Claudia:oh funny funny stuff do you think West is handsome like do you feel the same way about West like how is all these girls ready tripping over West I'm so I'm so glad you wrote that up

43:29Jackie:west is also a certifiably ugly person completely objectively but west has a few things that dakota does not possess like west has an amazing personality clearly dakota is no conversationalist west has a lot of confidence he carries himself like in his clothes how he walks how he talks and that's attractive to women there are things that make you attractive outside of looks he's got like a cool job you know yeah dakota there is nothing even remotely attractive about him he doesn't talk cool he doesn't walk cool like there's nothing cool or attractive about him west has a lot of things about his looks and his vibe that make up for the fact that i think he's just like if we're just talking like looks like i was looking at his face like in a doctor's office you know i would say that's not a hot attractive person what's so crazy is that when jesse and west

44:19Claudia:came into the house like two or three summers ago if you had told us it's like this hot guy and his little friend like if you told us this one is gonna be the one to destroy the house and jesse

44:29Jackie:like can't get arrested he's in love with everybody and nobody's in love with him and he's six feet tall like that's what's so funny it's not even about looks like it's about so many things like how you carry yourself you know what i think maybe i'll stop being me literally same are you ready for jesse solomon started following me on instagram oh my gosh do you

44:49Claudia:of anything you want to say to him?

44:53Jackie:Guess I'll start.

44:56Claudia:Falling in love. He doesn't even want to fall in love. Like, seriously.

45:00Jackie:It's so true because you have a perfectly good option right in front of you with Lexi. He's so full of shit. Agreed. I hate liars. Liar!

45:11Jackie:And Jesse is not ugly. Jesse is actually, by all definitions, handsome. I actually think his personality and his vibe and how he carries himself makes him uglier.

45:19Claudia:yeah yeah he's the opposite of west when he came into the house like he was like tall the hot one yeah yeah but now he's just like goofy just like a joke i'm being mean i'm sorry are you ready for our next story switching gears one number three yeah hailey steinfeld has welcomed her first baby with husband josh allen literally and she did it in the most us way ever patreon.com slash Haley Steinfeld. Her sub stack titled special delivery. She said our baby girl has arrived. We're feeling incredibly grateful and blessed and savoring these early moments. Thank you so much for the love and well wishes.

45:57Claudia:Did we get a name? We did not get a name. Drop the name. Fuck. Drop the name. What? Yeah.

46:01Jackie:I need to know her name.

46:03Claudia:I feel like it's going to be.

46:05Jackie:Rose.

46:06Claudia:Claudia. I was going to say the same thing. Really? Yeah. Yeah.

46:10Jackie:Oh man. That would be crazy if it was.

46:11Claudia:I feel like. People would think we had like insider information. Rose Allen. Because she's your best friend. A couple of New York girls.

46:16Jackie:out here with babies energy i need to be friends with hilli steinfeld like so badly new york girls

46:23Claudia:i'm cracking up she's from living in buffalo she's from buffalo that's not much bigger than

46:27Jackie:maizeville she's from pensacola she's not much bigger than maizeville i was robbed of that part

46:35Claudia:real toasters now the lore claudia auditioned for law and order svu and that was the line that she had to audition with it's not the line i by the way i did a whole scene i could recite it she was like a local girl jealous of the influencer in her town and killed her i know and i set up like a

46:50Jackie:another influencer i was like catfishing and i was like yeah i really like it when i get like choked and slapped and like and like this girl got like because i you know i didn't do it by the way i didn't even get the part like but she is but it was all because i'm jealous like she's from pensacola that's not much bigger than maysville i couldn't like master the accent at all like i'm not an accent person every time i do an accent i end up like jamaican she's from pensacola you know yeah well mazel to the allens mazel to the allens are you ready for our next story if it's our next story that's brought to you by armra colostrum so if you're looking for like a pargelicious easy low lift wellness hack to just add into your daily routine to help with immunity to help with gut health, metabolism, hair and skin.

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51:44Claudia:Thank you. T U R T. You're welcome. Our next story, Blake Lively sexual harassment suit against her co-star, Justin Baldoni has been gutted by a judge. So in a ruling issue on Thursday, Judge Lewis Lyman threw out 10 of the 13 claims against Lively in her lawsuit, including claims of harassment, defamation, and conspiracy. He allowed three claims to proceed to a trial, including claims of breach of contract, retaliation, and aiding and abetting in retaliation.

52:13Jackie:So this was actually a win for Blake Lively. I know it doesn't sound like that, and everyone's going to be like, Claudia, you're a delusional Blake Lively fan, but she released a statement about it, too. the whole thing they were trying to prove with like stealing the movie was can you sue for sexual harassment if like you're the boss right and like so she was not so they they ultimately decided that she was like a contractor and that's why her claims were thrown out although the judge did say she did supply sufficient evidence so i know it doesn't sound like it but this actually was a win for blake lively she she released a statement being like i'm i'm like i'm thrilled that i put

52:45Claudia:together a 13 piece lawsuit and 10 of it was and 10 got thrown out that's the one i wanted yeah

52:49Jackie:Good, because it's the one you got. That's the one I really wanted, thanks, Connie. And it's crazy that this thing hasn't even started.

52:55Claudia:I know. Next March. Next March? Yeah. Isn't it next year? I don't know. Or was it this March? Or is it now? I don't know. I think it was, wait, I mean, it was this March. I think it was this March. And that was like, this was the first thing coming down. And it's exactly what she wanted to do. Right.

53:15Claudia:All the time and money she spent with lawyers putting together, 13. I mean, she was be spending.

53:20Jackie:She wanted 10 in the garbage. They must be spending millions on legal. Like I can only imagine. Thank God that they are so rich. Thank God 10 were thrown in the garbage. And Justin is being backed by like a billionaire. So like they're fine.

53:34Claudia:Because it's his studio that's the defendant. It's Wayfair. It's not even him specifically. It's the studio.

53:40Jackie:Yeah. What a waste of money for them both to be ended up like. To ruin each other. Super hated. No. And like, yeah, like no one's coming out on top here. No.

53:49Claudia:No. But I'm so happy for her that 10 were thrown away. And that sucks for him. Yeah, it sucks for him. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? I am. Like, if it's not about Wes Vandavall, I don't really care. I know you won't really care, but I do think it might inspire like an emotional reaction. Okay, let's get emo. Kylie Kelsey is big mad. She has a fiery response to questions about Taylor and Travis's wedding. so Kylie Kelsey um did her podcast and posted a clip about her response to people who are asking her about details about Travis and Taylor's wedding she said to literally everybody I know it usually comes from a good place not always but quit asking me about quit asking me and my mother-in-law about upcoming nuptials nobody's fucking telling you anything I don't have any details she repeated that she had no details multiple times she said I have none stop fucking asking me stop fucking asking my mother-in-law fucking being creeps in the fucking airport ew here's the thing even if i did have any information i'm not fucking telling you that's private information between family a and b see your way out

54:59Jackie:kylie kelsey's always yelling at the people who listen to her podcast it's actually funny she's like addressing tmz about the airport she's always yelling yeah i I want to say that like,

55:19Jackie:I really don't, you know? Like, I always feel like Kylie Kelsey's like yelling at invisible people on her podcast. She's like, stop telling women C-sections aren't real birth. It's like, bitch, nobody fucking says that.

55:29Claudia:And like the only person who would say that is such a troll. It's the big loser you know. Is no one who's actually given a platform in like polite society. Like that's not something that needs to be debunked.

55:38Jackie:She's always going on these rants and the comments are like, yes, sister. And it's like, these aren't real things that are happening. And if they are, they're like so obviously not serious. Yeah. So it's like, yeah, I'm sure she gets paparazzi. And it's like, even in the Chloe and Lamar documentary, like when there was like rumors that Lamar was like addicted to crack, but he was still like a functioning member of society and the Lakers, you would see these cameras and it was like, Chloe, is Lamar addicted to crack? Chris, is Lamar addicted to crack? And then like when he was actually like in the hospital, we're coming from an overdose.

56:08Jackie:the most vile questions right like chloe is the mark gonna die from crack like just insane like and so obviously it's terrible it's just a part of like the just ask you about like a wedding

56:22Claudia:it's really not that not that big of a deal always arguing like very obvious truths yes and with like invisible people like like and like you know selling it as like a hard truth that we all No, and selling it as like an empowering moment. No, and like a controversial hot take.

56:40Jackie:Yeah. That's separate from like this wedding thing. Her whole thing is not going to lie. Not going to lie. Stop asking me about. It's like, girl, no one thinks you're going to tell us. It's just part of being a celebrity.

56:51Claudia:Everyone's just excited for the wedding. It's not even like the crack. Yeah, there are certain questions in the airport that are thrown to celebrities that are so inappropriate. But like, we're all just excited for the wedding. And we know you're not going to tell us anything.

57:02Jackie:We don't expect you to say it's 7 o 'clock on Saturday. here are the coordinates of the longitude and latitude okay it's just fun yeah what do you think Taylor thinks about this clip I could see Taylor loving it and just being like yeah that's my sister-in-law defending me defending our family defending Donna like for I know that like I know that Kylie

57:28Jackie:I know that Kylie before Taylor and Travis was like a really beloved member of her community. Figure, yeah. But, you know, she has this huge podcast because now, like, the family has become so famous because largely in part due to Taylor. Other things too. So, like, she just, like, refuses to sort of, like, get on board with that. Yeah. And it's, like, annoying. So just stop talking about it, you know? She always claims that she hates the tabloids. And every time she talks about it, it's another headline. Yeah, no, we really only talk about what she's saying

58:02Claudia:when she's talking about Taylor, but she doesn't want us to talk about her talking about Taylor. And so she should just not talk about it because that is always going to be a headline. But I do feel like a lot of people tune into the podcast like to hear glimpses of that. They do it to new heights too. No, they do it to new heights. I don't think they do it to her podcast. I really don't because like that's the antithesis of her. Who she is, yeah. And like we know we're getting nothing. Yeah, so I don't think that's like what her fans are looking for, honestly. Maybe they are looking for her to like tell off TMZ though.

58:28Claudia:Maybe they like that. Yeah. They probably like that.

58:30Jackie:I just feel like that's just like a tale as old as time, like such an old trope. And this is not a hill worth dying on. They're not asking you like, you know, the color of Jason's pubes. They're talking about like a fun, famous wedding. Like it's that you happen to be at the center of. Like, it's really not a big deal.

58:43Claudia:Like, yeah. But I would stop asking her.

58:46Jackie:You know what I would need to, you know what I would say? You need to calm down. Oh my God, please no. You're being too loud.

58:54Claudia:No, please don't say that.

58:56Jackie:I am dying to know if my car is outside.

58:58Claudia:Like, I just know it's not. Okay. Well, we can wrap it up. Those were the Fast Five stories. You needed to know them. We'll get back on track this week with Deer Toasters tomorrow. Oh, I apologize to everyone.

59:07Jackie:Like, I kept kicking it down the field, and then I forgot that, like, it was the last day of the week for Passover. The DTQ was, like, riotous. No, but also, it was West Mandeville, like, you guys. We can't be held responsible for the events that occur during something as historic as West Mandeville.

59:19Claudia:Like, it is what it is. It is what it is. And I do hope the DTQ are all Patreon members, because we do deer toasters, like 50 minutes of deer toasters on the Patreon. So like if you're ever like craving a little DT in your queue, head over to patreon.com slash the toast.

59:38Jackie:I am craving a little DT in my queue.

59:40Claudia:Okay, why don't you go running to the tow center, okay? What? Run to the towing yard. You have to go get your car.

59:47Jackie:I know. What's it called? Like the junkyard. I know that it's not going to be there. I'm so afraid. It was such a bad parking job. Okay, you need to go find out. Love you guys so much. Thank you so much for listening to the Justin Monday morning show where we deliver the fast five stories. I need to do it every Monday through Friday and YouTube. So you're watching this on YouTube. Please feel free to subscribe. Give us a thumbs up. Also, I've always podcasting where podcasts can be found. So that's Spotify, iTunes, Stitcher, Public Radio, I already cast box. All the places you want to listen to podcasts.

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1:00:22Claudia:Spring just slid into your DMs. Grab that boho look for that rooftop dinner, those sandals that can keep up with you, and hang some string lights to give your patio a glow up.

1:00:32Jackie:Spring's calling. Ross, work your magic.