Sisters in Reflux: Wednesday, September 3rd, 2025

0:20I sound amazing. welcome back to the toast and happy wednesday it is hump day don't forget to hump someone you love and speaking of swirlies that i particularly adore and would love just the opportunity to hump but i know i'm asking for too much it's jackie oh hey jacks how you done hey darn good happy to be here frog in my throat i'm like cracking up even though it's not funny we haven't podcasted for two months and of course the week that we come back frog in my throat i have like so much going on mucus mucus cough sore throat like when i cough it hurts my throat i pee my pants it's just a podcaster's nightmare i know i left you guys on a cliffhanger yesterday about what we were going to do with redheads and we did record last night and it requires so much editing from my coughing i can't breathe because also like my lungs are compressed so worse just my body was not like listening to my body my body is saying we're not fit to podcast and I'm saying I don't care I'm not listening to you no it's kind of like you know breaking your ankle as a basketball player our voice is our instrument it is our most prized possession no like a few days ago I was like what if I lost my voice and I legit could not podcast this morning I was drinking hot water with you spoke it into existence no no no I was just like that's a real concern like I can still podcast like this it might be like frustrating i know you guys hate the frog in my throat like even when i don't have one you guys hear one but yeah they're like always making up does jack have a frog in her throat or is it just like today i have multiple frogs this morning i was drinking hot water with lemon and honey like really i felt like ariana grande like okay hot water with lemon is like so anorexic like it's such a great anorexia it's such a crazy thing to order i feel But like on Housewives, like people are always ordering it when they like meet for whatever.

2:16And I've actually never been in the presence of a psychopath who orders hot water with lemon. Like acting like it's a dish, you know, it's such a crazy thing. Now, I understand you were doing it for medicinal purposes. But if anyone in your life is ever. I am anorexic. Yeah. If anyone in your life is ever like sitting down and in a serious way ordering hot water with lemon, like be concerned about them. It's an extremely concerning thing to order. or they're just a podcaster who is trying their best to push through a tough time we've had like rolling sickness in our house the last few weeks of summer and you know what I'm fed up yeah sometimes when I'm getting sick I just decide kind of like with my period I just decide that it's over do you know what I mean it's like it's not because I'm still bleeding but like in my mind it's over no it's like so not over just when is it gonna be over I'm just I'm fed up it's really inconveniencing it it's paining me i'm pregnant yeah i'm like throwing up in the night for my acid reflux then like that hurts my throat which makes me cough which makes me pee like i can't that's so funny i for very different reasons also had acid reflux last night because you were chug-a-luggin yeah because i had like a couple of cocktails that were really sugary uh the honey juice the official cocktail of what did your sack get to so i had like something really unfortunate it happened like not to be a victim but when you go to the u.s open and you pay 25 for a cocktail that's how much it is the honey deuce they come in these like souvenir cups and it makes you feel better about the fact that you just spent 25 on a cocktail um and the first honey deuce i got was like we were just walking the ground so it was like this like random bar and they were like we don't have cups and i was like okay so it's free like it was just it was the same price they just gave me a plastic cup and i said okay but you can't take a picture of that correct so this one i was drinking just to drink not to take a picture of the second one i got the second one i got was at a bar in a different stadium because i went to go see the doubles match and the bartender said i said hi may i have two honey juices please i got one for ben he said yeah we don't have cups or melon which is like the signature garnish they have cantaloupe like balled out to look like a tennis ball kind of like an olive and a martini they put it on a toothpick it's so delicious it looks like a grape they ball it to perfection she was like we don't melt and they charge me full price no no melon no cup full price recession indicator so i was like all right this place sucks first of all but for the second match we're gonna be in a suite it's gonna be pargy i'll slum it without my cup for the doubles match and then when i go to the joke match people at the u.s open suffering drinking honey juices that they couldn't even take a photo of so i get to the suite i said hi may I have two honey deuces please he said yeah period I said oh that's great I'm so looking forward to my melons and my cup he gives me two plastic cups but I did get melon and like I had to take a picture in a plastic cup it was humiliating like I just want you to know I want you to know I didn't notice anything was awry as I tapped through your story last night And I just thought she was influencing from the U.S.

5:25Open with the best of them. No, I wasn't. I was with the worst of them because I didn't even get a cup. And I had to pay for like five drinks that I didn't even get the souvenir cup. Yeah. Now, let me tell you about my evening because it was insane. Okay. We pull up to the men's. I told you guys yesterday. Spritz has sponsored these two athletes. They're a tennis doubles men's team. They're super young. They're super new. You probably haven't heard of them. and they are crushing it. Like a couple of days ago, they beat this huge Italian team and they made it to the quarterfinals. The quarterfinals were last night.

6:00They were playing this huge Argentinian duo, ranked number 10 in the world. They won. Like it was literally insane. They got interviewed on TV. They put on their spritz hats. Like me and Ben were screaming. It was so exciting. They're so good. And everybody wants to know like, are they single? Are they single? Are they single? I found out yesterday because you guys were like asking so many questions and I was embarrassing. I like asked like the coach. I'm like, are they single? one is and one isn't i forgot i forgot who which one is which so i don't know if that helps anyone you have to do the legwork yourself yeah i feel like no i'm like not sure at all they won it was so exciting they're playing again today so if you're like keeping up with the u.s open like make sure to cheer on our boys robert cash and jj tracy i forget who they're playing today but obviously someone good because now it's like the semi-finals like it's are you gonna go huge as the owner of the team yeah as the mark cuban of the doubles team i don't think i'm gonna go like i i went to the us open like i went hard you know yesterday like when i saw everyone i took picture like i did everything and it's like it's good you know and and i like watching tennis in person but i also really like watching it um on tv you scratched that itch yeah but it was so exciting that our boys won like i cannot believe we just like found ourselves it's so us it's honestly it's so Ben like to find himself in the middle of a major cultural moment you know he's the Forrest Gump of pop culture yeah yeah yeah yeah so it's classic it's the Ben effect and it's trickled down to us and so I'm enjoying it but it does it does stem from Lish it does it's the most Ben thing to ever happen it's such a thrill I cannot wait to watch him play today huge huge well I'm glad you had fun And I'm glad you got your U.S.

7:44Open fix. Oh, and then I had acid reflux from all the honey deuces. That was my point. So we were sisters in reflux last night. From all the grand man, yay, you know? Yeah, sisters in round ligament pain. Just all of them. Stack it up. Stack it up. Well, we're wishing you well. How are you feeling on like a mood basis today? Good. I'm excited. I feel like today's going to be textbook toast. The stories are just like so stories. And as promised, we have Dear Toasters. I'm excited for dear toasters. And they're hysterical. I was chuckling to myself while reading them before. A nice mixed bag, you know?

8:19Yeah, love that. Of the swirlies at different life stages. I'm sure they've had a tough summer. Of course. The girls are in dire straits. We're here. We're like Super Nanny. We are like Super Nanny. I'm on my way. Oh my. Sorry, it had to be done. I was fading. Did you sense I was fading? I didn't actually, no. Oh, okay. Like my voice was getting like lower and lower. So I just, I just had to do it. I was kind of focusing on my voice. I couldn't wait until the ad break. Like it had to be done. It was such a thrill to be back yesterday and have so much fanfare, right? Like I know you're not on TikTok, but like there was a million TikToks I saw.

8:56Like, oh my, the toes is back, the toes is back. Comments, comments were like number three in the charts. Everybody's like, you know, eating it up. And I love that. Let's keep it up maybe every day. Yeah. With that kind of energy. Let's keep up that energy that like sort of. It made me feel good. Tagging us that you're watching and listening. Content engaging Comment Like subscribe I'm not on TikTok But like I got a lot of mentions In my mentions Highlight People enjoying the episode And I'm just I'm so happy We're all back together Nature is healed It feels good Yeah It definitely does Feels That feels right Things TFR TFR Speaking of that feels right Redheads episode Like we read this book Called The Bright Years Have you heard of it?

9:33No I think it's like I've kind of taken a step back From the book space Yeah me as well But I do think it's like swirling around you know um there was very divisive opinions dismissive dismissive yeah let me guess margo and writ against you and dana no no you and margo against dana and writ no you and writ against dana and margo yeah mostly yeah damn yeah dana and margo aligned this hasn't happened since Dolly Alderton all the things I know about love that was the worst book that was the last book that they both loved so much oh my god I like you guys sold me so hard on that book and it was like one of the worst experiences of my life I'm sorry it was mid for me like it was good but mid yeah so that's what I've been up to and just my I finished organizing my closet with my closet organizer yesterday so i just have like peace you know my home is like getting back to it's actually back to status quo um continuing to throw things in the garbage i love that garbage garbage garbage one thing about me like i'm gonna throw it in the garbage you know oh what's this garbage yeah i don't care i'm always throwing things in the garbage ben came in today and he was like have you seen my turmeric and i was like no I haven't seen your turmeric there's a high likelihood I threw it out yesterday I was on like a big sweep there's more turmeric to be found if he misses a few days he'll be okay it is what it is to live anymore but actually his turmeric habits and his commitment to the software wellness longevity institute like a technology bode well for his sourdough journey that like he has that discipline in him except like i could see him getting nutty you know people get crazy like olivia makes like you know blueberry egg mcmuffin sourdough ben's gonna be making like turmeric loaves oh for sure but you have time till that happens like we got a bread box he's gonna be so hopped up on just sourdough plain and simple and then he could also get to inclusions like it'll be a while till he takes it to the next level but he called me yesterday like looking for advice um and i was like he was telling me how he fed his starter he's like i dumped some out and i poured put in more i was like you have to put it in like another jar at some point every once in a while you can use the same jar two days in a row but like you do need fresh he was like i only have one jar oh wait not anymore so he didn't instacart from the dollar store and got like 15 mason jars they arrived jackie they're tiny yeah that's not gonna work they're the wrong size he's like i'll use them for pickling he'll use them for for jam like how is this my life like my kitchen is full of like yeast and pickles i can't just i'll use them for pickling okay pickling you'll never see the fruits of because you don't like pickles but just wait till the bread comes yeah it's a loaf story i'm open i know you are you're so open-minded i really am i just want to say i really am like i'm constantly like changing my mind learning you know new information and changing my mind constantly i've been listening to so much sam hunt constantly after immense years-long pressure campaigns you are constantly changing your mind and i know what people are gonna say well claudia have you changed your mind yet i'm just oh i wasn't even thinking that And the answer is no.

13:11No. Only now because I can't. Right. I have to be Team Blake forever. You have to be principled. And the thing is, if I ever get to a point where I do switch sides, it will be more so out of dislike for Blake Lively. I will never be championing. I'm not buying what Justin Baldoni is saying. However, I could see a world in which we learn more and the case comes out that I'm not siding with Blake anymore. but just to be clear like i ain't riding with justin ever okay i think that's fair yeah um there was something else i was thinking about like so it reminds me of blake and justin where it's like it took up so much of our brain space for so long like so passionate and now it's like my position is i don't give a rip yeah it's really yeah you know what else i feel that way about now since like something you cared so much about like something that was so like hot everyone was like hot take not even hot take but like opinionated like big story and now i'm just like i don't give a fuck love island no that you were on maternity leave so maybe it'll slip your mind but because football's back in session and unc played this weekend bill belichick and jordan oh i love bill belichick and jordan did you see she filed a trademark for a jewelry company named gold digger i did and it's like when i see them together now i don't give a fuck oh man you want to ruin your life go ahead like that's not my problem and i don't feel passionate about it anymore i agree it was fun for like a week and now it's become like it's like they're just a couple that gets followed and lots of paparazzi and lots of stories and i'm off the train i was on though for for the week yeah and i think that the train should have been stopped there yeah but of course it kept going but they had like a swirly summer together they're very much together he doesn't give a fuck what you all think about him neither does she so like live in peace go off i I don't care.

14:58Pop off, Jordan. Pop off, Jordan. Yeah. It's as simple and as complicated as that. Yeah, so it's funny how you can feel so strongly about something and then it just dissipates. Yeah, well, I think that's kind of the culture now, right? There's so much content, so much news, so many famous people. You get so overstimulated. You're talking about something extensively, nonstop for two weeks, and then you never hear about that person again. Yeah, but does it make you think about how you react to those things in the moment? Do you feel like pressure to have big feelings about it? Okay, so there are a lot of pop culture stories where everyone's like tagging me or you because they think it's like something you really care about.

15:40And I hate to disappoint people by saying like, I don't give a fuck. Yeah, I do feel sort of pressure to have big feelings about stuff sometimes. And I'm going to leave that in Q3. Big little feelings. Stop, I love them. We need to tell everyone. No, of course. We need to tell. Have we not told that story before? We never told this story. Jackie sent me a graphic like a year ago of this podcast called Big Little Feelings. And it was literally us in 10 years. It's like a redhead, like a light porcelain skin. Does she have red hair? Yeah, she has red hair. She has my coloring. And then like literally me, like a brunette.

16:14And they have a podcast. And they were like, Jackie sent me a clip of theirs. And they were filming in front of like banana leaf wallpaper. And I was like, oh my God, is this our future? It was literally like looking into a crystal ball. Their podcast is called Big Little Feelings. It's about motherhood and parenthood. And apparently it's like a huge podcast. They recently signed to Dear Media, actually. Right. It is a huge podcast. They have like a really big Instagram page, too. And it is literally us in 10 years. It was the craziest thing to see. It was the craziest thing. And I kind of love that.

16:44Their artwork looks like ours. Not even because I'm not, nothing like copying or anything. Just because they are us. Yeah. And it's like they're sitting with a microphone. Hello. That's so us. And they're us and they're women and they're girls. And so it's pink and it's green. Yeah. A thousand percent. So that always sparks joy for us when we see them out in the sphere. It's so true. In the real sphere. Speaking of the sphere. Mm hmm. I kind of want to go. Yeah. But like of everything you've seen there, what would you want to go most for? Nothing. So they're not catering to me, which is completely fine.

17:21But like Grateful Dead, Musimus. Backstreet Boys. Don't give a fuck. Wizard of Oz. Okay, so I saw the Wizard of Oz. That's like the one I was like, damn. But it wasn't a concert? No, it was like a 360 movie with like you could feel the tornado. So I think that would actually make me nauseous. So again, pass. I had heard whispers about Miley maybe doing a residency there. Would love. I need them to have someone there that I personally care about. And then I'm down to make a trip of it. I agree. Rascal Flatts at the Sphere. Take me there. or like you know literally anyone like i don't even it doesn't need to be my favorite person it doesn't need to be like taylor swift or luke holmes like someone i like like someone you would enjoy yeah i'm down i'm telling you vegas is looking so attractive let's go like sponsored by vegas okay you know what i mean i feel like the way we've been talking about me especially it sounds like i'm getting paid by the tourism board of las vegas and just to be clear i'm not are you not no no no i would take their money and i would do it still i would take their money and bet it all on red but i'm just telling you like vegas sounds like a good idea at this stage in my life vegas is always a good idea yeah it's not true i actually i happen to love vegas like pre in my prior lives yeah i actually think it would be a fun trip to take with kids it's a little too far to just do like a weekend trip with kids from like the east coast but if i lived in la I'd be in Vegas.

18:49So there are two reasons why I think living in LA Oh, remind me, I want to tell you something about Spencer Pratt. Two things about living I have a notebook for that. Oh, great. Nothing makes me want to live on the West Coast or LA specifically, except for two things. One, the proximity to Vegas. We really don't have an equivalent to that in the East Coast. And I know everyone's going to say in Atlantic City, but please, if you've ever been there, you know it's nothing like Vegas. I do get jealous that people can do weekend trips to Vegas. That's really fun. I also get jealous that they get to watch the sun set over the ocean as opposed to rise.

19:21Because I'm never awake for the sunrise, but I'm always awake for the sunset. Yeah. Speaking of Spencer Pratt, I saw something when we were on break that was so crazy. Because we talked about it on the toast. Fire Aid. Remember that concert that all the celebrities and musicians put on to raise money for victims of the Palisades? Yeah, Fire Aid. So Spencer Pratt is on his investigative journalism shit. And it turns out like none of the money Billie Eilish and Alanis Morissette raised. And it was like a hundred million dollars. I think it was like 60 or 50 million dollars that they raised. Round up.

19:56Almost none of it. Sorry, not almost. None of it has made it to any victim of the fire. Right. And then Spencer posted this clip like investigating. Like so the money, if you read their website, they were raising money. This is always shady when like an organization is raising money for another organization. It's like, well, you're the organization. like do the work so they were giving money to like a hundred organizations and he posted this clip i gotta find it it was really good but that festival that we talked about extensively like all the celebrities getting together in like 72 hours um pretty much helped nobody right and where's the accountability well it's on spencer pratt's instagram like where's the apologies where's the money first of all where's the money you know let's get the money to the people but then it's like well who's the fraudster here who's going to jail i want to see who's responsible some jail time and then it's like fire festival do we blame you know emily radakowski do we blame billy eilish like the celebrities involved who obviously like most likely didn't know about it but they should feel stupid but i don't blame them i don't like i don't think there's malice there but but feel stupid definitely legally and and think like before you lend your time and your energy to a fruitless fraudulent cause.

21:10Maybe lend it to a fruitful cause. It might be nice. Lots of fruit. So, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I don't feel as though we should dilly-dally that much more because we do have deer toasters and they don't want to rush. I agree. I'm ready to get into the Fast Five stories that you dot do need to know. And the Fast Five stories that you dot do need to know are brought to you by DraftKings. So whether you're here for the touchdowns, the tailgate, or just good times with friends, DraftKings Sportsbook, an official sports betting partner of the NFL, adds extra excitement to game day.

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25:45This is just, you know, like we're back to normal when this is our lead story. the Dancing with the Stars cast. I actually have found this announcement to be quite exciting and I am going to credit that to Mrs. Earl. Of course. She was like one of the only people they announced yet. Seeing her official photos. I didn't see her in her tard. Look at her Instagram. She posted like the official photos and it's like, it just, it really feels like two worlds coming together because the photos are like so commercial, but like she's so TikTok and Instagram. And I was happy to see her in that environment.

26:15They're leading with her, right? Like she was one of the only people who was announced as a cast member like months ago. And then she went on GMA this morning and announced the rest of the cast. They're clearly like betting on Alex, which I love, like seeing the value in the Earl girl. Oh, look at her. She looks so cute. Doesn't that make you excited? No, one thing about our show, I'm a fan. I'm not watching. I am a fan. Like she's so cute. I feel like she's just like a fun loving gal. Oh my God, she looks so cute. Yeah. And I don't really know what it means. People are like, whenever someone gets cast, I need to know who her partner is.

26:50Like, I don't know what it means, but she's partnered with Valentin. Now, I feel like he's an OG. Like, that's a good one. Yes. Also, I only care when people aren't partnered if, like, the person is, like, single, eligible, and they wind up with someone, like, single and eligible, because a lot of, like, love matches do come from Dancing with the Stars. Right. He is married to a fellow dancer. They have kids together. She's with Braxton. She's not going anywhere. She loves Braxton. Well, think about Alex Earle. She loves that guy. She really loves him. It's really beautiful. It is like not her, you know, hawking over every week to Houston.

27:23Yeah. As if she doesn't have enough going on. She just like really loves him. That's all that is. I love that. Because like she could be doing and I would have loved it too if she was like, you know, bopping around dating Leonardo DiCaprio. Like she literally could. She could date whoever she wanted. And that would be fun. And she'd be in the paparazzi a lot. And it'd be cool. But like she's chosen stability. And I love that. She's chosen love. And I think we could all learn something from Alex Earl. because this is a girl with endless options, right? She could date anyone. And not that there's literally anything wrong with Braxton.

27:53He's like a hot NFL player. But like she chose someone like stable, someone safe, not like the coolest, richest guy who was going to like cheat on her, you know? Yeah. Yeah. I love that. Really beautiful. So here's the cast of Dance With the Stars. Some of them we did already know. First, we have Olympic gymnast and gold medalist Jordan Childs, a perfect casting. We always need an Olympian. We do. Is it fair because she's literally a professional twirler? It's more fair than other things have been. Yes. We have Dylan Efron, who won Traders. Spoiler alert. And is brother of Zach. Yes. We have Boy Meets World alum, Danielle Fishel, Topanga.

28:31Topanga. Cute. We have, oh, cover your ears. Pentatonic singer, Scott Hoying. Okay. So I know him from TikTok. I like him. And you know, by the way, harking back to the earlier conversation we had here, normalize learning new information and changing your mind i used to think pentatonix was like annoying and corny and then i heard their cover of there can be miracles when you believe when you believe the hope is for it like and i changed my mind yeah no they're really a talented bunch it's amazing what they can do without instruments it really is also elaine hendrix from parent trap from Dynasty.

29:15She's such a great actress. I'm excited for her. That's like the perfect casting. Like Alex Earl. Like somebody huge on the rise. And Meredith Blake. Like someone, not on the down, but like it's the perfect balance. A traditional celebrity. Yeah. Yeah. It's pargy. NBA all-star Baron Davis. Congrats, Baron. Actor and musician Corey Feldman. Of course. He's a child actor. Yeah. fifth harmony singer lauren dreggie okay your inability to say her name you said it yesterday too i think it's i'm trying out different things it's lauren dreggie uh the one with the hole in her tights in the crotch from yesterday the jonas brothers performance um cool yeah you guys i keep seeing more footage of the performance and i can't look away which part of it is most shocking to you For me, it's the hole in the crotch.

30:09Like, that's just insane. For me, it's the out-of-syncness, for sure. Of course. But that's textbook 5H. Like, when you, like, pause it, like, they're all doing something different. Yep, yep, yep, yep. And then also, when you watch each one of them individually, like, they really are trying. And that makes it harder to watch. And the thing is, if you just focus on Normani and everything else is, like, blurred, she's slaying. Yeah. In the greater picture, she looks insane. But no, the more she slays, the harder it is to watch. I can't explain it. The whole thing was seriously insane. But the crotch rip takes the cake.

30:53That's your fave? Yeah. And comedian Andy Richter. Additionally, we already knew about Robert Irwin, the son of Steve Irwin. Perfect. And Jen Affleck and Whitney Liavit from Secret Lives. Yes. Her last name is Levitt. Are you okay? There's an A. Shout out to the A. There's an A because she's not Jewish. Like if there was no A, she would be Jewish. Yeah. They actually have the upper hand here. They're really good dancers. They've got pizzazz. I could see one of them winning. Whitney Levitt is an insane dancer. She's been coming up all over my TikTok. And she always danced, but she's obviously been doing more dances.

31:33Like since the Dancing with the Stars news. um jenna affleck is like one month postpartum yeah she looks insane she looks amazing those women like we were we were saying the last time we recapped secret lives of mormon wives that it's such an amazing show because they're all like actively in their childbearing years and they're not being like pushed to the side like they're stars yeah and it's so realistic like they're on a girl's trip and one of them's like pumping while they're having a fight like it's really it paints this era of life like really nicely and it's nice that they're be they're stars you know at this stage but they're becoming a little unrealistic like they're so unrealistic standards for women they're so skinny they're so perfect like they're all becoming so rich and like perfect looking also did you see that macy and mikaela named their daughters the same name they're both like charlotte one's lottie and one's charlie that's crazy yeah i mean they're not related so it's cute no and like they are different names charlie and lottie i don't know if i knew that like Lottie was Charlotte.

32:34And I'm sure you've seen about Whitney Liavit that like two of her kids, their names come from the same name. Like she has a Liam and a Billy, which are both William. Oh my God. I never realized Liam was William. Liam comes from William. Yeah. And then Billy. No, this doesn't bother me though. Because Liam these days, like if your kid's name is Liam. Yeah. Yeah. I think Whitney Liavit could take it all. And I just want to say, I agree. Like it's, it's, they're setting like a high standard for like postpartum women. and pregnant women they're at Coachella dance with their bellies out like and that couldn't be me but like up until this point like this period of life has been skipped over you know we either see like Jersey Shore or we see family vacation like or Real Housewives when you're like done totally and I've talked about this in my episode with Jessie when she came on the toast that it's really amazing for women what they're doing and just like I completely agree like they're still in the mix they're more relevant than ever like nothing is really slowing them down and it's like also on the other side like if you want to slow down please do we all do yeah of course like the fact that you don't have to i think it sends a great message so i love them i hope they do great and new season comes like soon i think it's october they just announced i can't wait until frankie paul has a new man does she she posted a couple days ago like a carousel and then one of them like she's with a guy with a guitar my phone volume like wasn't playing so i didn't hear what he was singing but up until recently i didn't follow them on tiktok i just let the show like tell me what was going on on tiktok but i've started to follow taylor frankie paul whitney i always follow jesse because she's a toaster um and i feel like i'm you get like two seasons you get the show on tiktok and then you get the show in real life it's literally the best show it's the best show i love it so i'm excited to hear about taylor's man and she moved and we're gonna to see Dancing with the Stars, I assume.

34:24Yeah. On the show, because it's a Hulu ABC syndicate. Yes. Also, Hilaria is on this season. We already knew that. Hilaria, yes. And did you see pictures of Hilaria and Alec at the US Open? Sitting behind Anna Wintour. Sitting behind Anna Wintour. It's insane that they get those seats. Because his star has fallen so much through so many things. And she's fucking crazy. And I just know. And Alec is looking so mad. It's giving Bradley Cooper at Wimbledon, but like the low budget version. Yeah, no, that was crazy. They were seated behind her on Real Housewives of Miami. Martina was talking about a time she wore like tennis shoes in the royal box at Wimbledon.

35:04She was sitting behind Kate Middleton and Meghan Markle in the royal box. They like put up a photo like people like that one time they went to the. Yeah, she's Martina's right behind them as she should be like she's a Wimbledon champion. But it's like, let's she won Wimbledon. Yeah, she's like the greatest tennis player. female one of the greatest of all time i've been watching a lot of tennis and actually martina's name comes up a lot when the commentators are just talking about like women's tennis history it's insane how like legit she is no no she actually like if i had to think of like five women's famous women tennis players oh my god and julia's there too this is so by the way all roads lead to bravo it's really crazy yeah i thought that was a crazy picture it's the craziest picture i've ever seen i didn't realize julia was there that's even crazier so they went twice to wimbledon it's the one where kate is wearing the green dress yeah this is insane i this is the craziest piece of information you could have dropped in my lap i watched more real housewives of miami last night they're in seville the girls are fighting and by the way i have something to say so i know i was like waiting to see how i felt about larsa and lisa i love them both those my girls i've made my decision i'm i think you're gonna be team larsa i'm team larsa yeah the vibe that i was getting from the first like five episodes that we watched is like lisa's fucking crazy she's like she's gone off the deep end she's in this nutty relationship like i don't think like i could trust her judgment larsa is like you can say what you want about larsa but she's always herself yeah no and like lisa's just like very much like in her own way it's just a cacavity of like chaos and it's all about her and like she doesn't like give back to her friends because like she has so much going on and it's just like a annoying yeah and larsa even on kardashians when she was fighting with that other friend of theirs yeah yeah favorite episode by the way yeah that girl's trip that girl's trip even though like sarah won out because she's still friends with the girls and larsa's not she's just friends with courtney but yeah she's still in the mix but like larsa just is a rational person she's like a good thinker she's a good fighter she's not like off the deep end crazy and i just i like people like that like just a stable good head on her shoulders yeah so i'm team larsa i've made it my decision okay i could have guessed yeah um are you ready for our next story a little more tv casting news because snl introduced five new cast members in the wake of their season 51 exodus so big we didn't talk about it right like so many people were fired they're fired so they let them announce like in a way that's ambiguous but some people made it clear like yeah like i got called and to the office or i was on vacation and like i found out okay so who's going oh people i know their faces i don't know their names okay long michael longfellow longfellow teeth yeah that's that's why that's why i'm sure i'm sure i could just like from snl oh heidi gardener's leaving that was like a big one yeah i see michael longfellow michael longfellow devon walker so like you know their faces but you don't know their names which is probably why they were let go like if you haven't made an impact you get i feel like year one is always hard year two you can break out yeah if you're not really making waves by year three like it is your time to go uh and there are multiple ways to make waves by the way some people get cast to do skits and they end up you know writing a lot like there are different ways but um i don't think the show will be negatively impacted by the loss of these people except heidi heidi was a big one yeah she was and so there's five new comedians who are joining one of them is from that sketch comedy um please don't touch you know they don't destroy they were making videos for us and now they're not making them anymore and then i guess one of them got a gig oh really yeah those are boys as like a full-time cast member yeah um colhane is please don't touch jeremy colhane I believe he's also a nepo baby Nepo baby no sorry Marshall I don't know they all look the same okay so the nepo baby got lost yeah SNL adds five new cast members and loses the nepo baby so Ben Marshall who's one of the three members of Please Don't Destroy he was promoted to a feature player along with a bunch of other comedians but John Higgins who is the nepo baby his dad is the is Ben Higgins?

39:30yes from the bachelor no his dad is the guy on jimmy fallon who wears the glasses who's like the mc got it oh wow yeah steve higgins is his name he's leaving the show and then the third member martin will stay on as a writer but the group is effectively breaking up and will not produce their signature behind the scenes sketches for snl anymore that's a shame because those sketches were good they were one of the better parts of the show agreed so i feel like they should have done more of it bring them all on but agreed and i think when people criticize snl for not being like really relevant anymore and not engaging in like internet culture they say besides for please don't destroy and bow and yang like those are like the two things that like snl got right and with this new wave everyone's very excited about the girl veronica because she's like big internet she has like a big like following so that's they're getting a lot of credit for like finally leaning in like casting people because yes you know comedy is old school and traditional but like comedy largely exists on the internet now and that's how so many people get discovered and i'm honestly like i didn't know this veronica girl but everybody seems really excited yeah and so i'm excited for the snl viewers yes that is not us but they exist i hear so i hope you are you know catered making your target demo happy with this love that yeah are you ready for our next story a little legal news because cardi b was found not liable in a 24 million dollar assault lawsuit so an la jury has cleared cardi b of assault accusations from a security guard that originally sued her for 24 million dollars over the alleged attack um i'm sure everyone saw the photos and videos and outfits and she's been making lots of news being really funny being really funny and being very honest on the stand after the verdict was announced cardi spoke to the press outside of the courthouse and said it's been really tough to deal with the case in the middle of her album rollout adding that she missed her daughter uh her kids first day of school on tuesday she said quote the next person to try to do a frivolous lawsuit against me i'm going to counter sue and i'm going to make you pay because this is not okay she added people have this misinterpretation of celebrities like oh well we can ask for this and they're going to settle don't you ever think that you're going to sue me and i'm just going to settle and just give you my money it's not going to happen i love she's right by the way a lot like we're a notoriously litigious nation and when it comes like wealthy people companies celebrities people just like file frivolous lawsuits because it's cheaper for them to settle give you a 50 grand and then spend all this money on lawsuits and i'd like that she said to a trial and testify absolutely not it reminds it's like gwyneth yeah i think she should counter sue this person though like no don't wait till the next one do it now agreed i love this i think that's a great precedent i think she should do i don't think she should wait another minute me neither more of this agreed everybody's so afraid like i'll just settle no no but it's also like she had she had to take time out of her day go to the courthouse testify it's very like a serious business miss first day of school so it's like okay maybe you settle also for of course it makes your life easier no i love that like counter sue yeah and if you sue someone you lose you have to pay their legal bills that's what that's what i've learned like that's what i was taught it's true so this person's paying cardi's legal bills i guess it might be like state by state and it's not like a federal law i think that's one of our better laws i totally agree yeah like the founding fathers ate with that they slayed like who thought of that because it's true like because then you could just i guess it stops people from really being frivolous if i could just go around suing whoever i want there's like a 50 50 chance someone on a jury is going to agree with me like yeah i'll be filing shit left right and center yeah so it is it stops people from being like insanely frivolous although people like they still do it they still take that risk but it's just it's not a zero risk game yeah so shout out to john hancock to the supreme court yeah you did you put your whole secrecy into that yes you did are you ready for our next story are you ready kids what time is it I mean what time is it I'm cracking up what story is it number four I feel like you're ready and then you won't be ready I'm ready I'm ready Kim Kardashian is sparking a debate I'll be ready and then I won't be ready inside baseball right if you know you know

44:15kim kardashian's doing what she's sparking a debate over her controversial parenting take so this story is multi-pronged because kim did a live stream with kai sanat um on mafia thon three over the weekend i guess she's which you're obviously like a huge fan of i actually know kai because of Prime and the Paul Brothers. Of course, because I watch the Paul, Paul American. I know Kai. Do you know Kai? I do. I don't know Mafia Thon 3, but I think she did like a Twitch stream. She's trying to reach the Twitchers. And she shared a thought about parenting that's sparking some debate. I'm curious to get your thoughts.