The Breadth of Stories: Thursday, January 30th, 2025

0:00Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to the toast and happy Thursday. Hope everybody's having a day that's gargy, of course, a day that's pargy, of course. And for me, it's a day that's largy because I'm just getting bigger every day. That's a beautiful thing. What a wonderful update that you've shared with us. I'm so happy for you. Yes, of course, of course. That's appropriate reaction. The bigger, the better. Yeah, that's great. Well, if that's the case, like I'm so good. And like, and at least like you're getting bigger and we have bigger chairs, you know, cause some of us did two pregnancies in the buccal chairs.

0:37That's actually an amazing point. This new renovation couldn't have come at a better time for my big fat ass. And I actually, you know, when I edit the show, like I do compare like the circle, like the square footage that I take up on the chair versus you. It's hard to, you know, constantly be comparing yourself to others. I really need to stop. Also, like, I know you're going to kill me and I just, I'm putting it out there. I can know you're going to kill me. That cord to your left is just like bothering me. Can you just like flick the black one? I feel like it's. No, no, no. Like on the armrest.

1:06Excuse me. Like behind you. Can you just like flick it off the actual chair? Okay. Thank you so much. I think it's really going to help with the beautification. It's been flicked. I think it's going to help with the beautification. Thank you so much. This has just been a really like a week of trials and tribulations. Like every day we are trying new things, new lighting, new camera. We are getting really close. I don't want to jinx it, but I was, you know, in the studio with the department of IT this morning, just doing a lot of agriculture of, of, of testing and troubleshooting, if you will. I think we're getting really close to being in a really good place, but I don't want to say that because then, you know, my memory card will like die or something.

1:38Right. Don't jinx it. Yes. Parchiness is increasing every day in every way. I mean, and that's just kind of a reflection. I think of who we are as individuals, like always trying to increase our parchiness. Every day we wake up, we said how are we going to be parchie today it's true it's really true just like my own parchiness right quick it's thursday which means it's like a very chill day here at the toast we're between dear toasters tv recaps queen is and ween is it's kind of a day where we can finally relax and be ourselves you know yes so true we actually have pretty good stories today so i'm looking forward to getting into those but actually we can't even go on with the show until we talk about what happened last night um on the potomac in dc like a passenger aircraft and a military military helicopter crashed mid-air and as of this morning it's um a recovery mission not a rescue mission they don't believe there are any survivors they were able to recover a bunch of people like throughout the night but now it's officially yeah so it's a rescue mission and it's just it's so no recovery oh sorry recovery yeah okay I think yeah I get I don't know I think recovery it's it's very very sad and confusing um because it seemed to be like a day rigor sort of like flight path and and that airspace is shared by the military and commercial airlines all the time so I don't know what happened but like it's very unfortunate no Brian had like a bunch of stories up um like kind of breaking it down and explaining actually in 2013 there was a near miss like in this exact area so like this is obviously like a highly trafficked area is and that's why we have you know all the agencies that we have too so um I feel like and everyone's like now saying like you know because if you're afraid of flying this is obviously gonna like send you into a tailspin but it really is like the first commercial crash in since 2009 yeah it's like really not a common thing um so it's just such a weird feeling like a plane crash what is this an episode of lost yeah I just I hope that they figure out what happened because these seems there are so many systems in place to make sure these should be avoided yeah so um that's so sad I saw a lot of like the passengers there were a lot of like figure skaters on their way to a competition so it's like championship figure skaters I think like U.S.

4:02national championship like and a coaching couple and I'm sure we'll learn more about the victims in the next few days but just so sad so sad so sad oh my god I didn't hear that figure skating thing that's really sad yeah well sending love to everybody who is yeah but that was just like shocking to fall asleep to and then wake up to the news it's just was well I missed it I went to bed early and then like I guess I'm at this part of my pregnancy where I just like wake up in the middle of the night for like fun yeah you just like you just like chill and like think about stuff that you don't want to do yeah um and so that was me from about 137 to 312 um and i was having her and his heartburn so i got up to get a tub to find that they were empty and it's cream cheese gate yeah that was really like cream cheese i almost woke him up and told him to go run to a pharmacy like i was so mad especially because but i couldn't be mad because like i definitely finished the tums but Ben retrieved it for me.

5:04Do you know what I mean? Like I'm always in bed being like, can you get me a Tums? Can you get me a Tums? Can you get me a Tums? So while yes, I consumed it, I wasn't aware that we had reached rock bottom because if we were, I would have gotten a new one. Yeah. And you're saying in your whole apartment, Heartburn Man doesn't have another pack of Tums. I am sure that in the laundry basket is a pair of jeans that Ben wore last week with a rolled up, like, you know, the ones that look like pennies. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm sure there's like a dusty tum in there. And you know what? If I knew exactly where it was, I would have taken it and eaten it.

5:35That's how bad it was. You should have just woken him up to ask if there are any more tums in the house because I feel like there were probably more tums in the house. There weren't more tums in the house. Like I run inventory on this bitch. No more tums in the house. No more tums in the house. Like I run inventory on my house. I know every crevice, every corner, every cabinet. Every tum. There was not another tum. We had this huge jug. What more do you need? You know? No, I feel like Ben's the type where he knows he has a huge jug at home, but like he'll run out and pick up a spare you know if he's on the way to something if he has a briefcase there's definitely or backpack there's definitely tums in their turdy Ben's actually not like a crazy tum person anymore like when we first met he was like just popping tums like how people pop gum like I think he thought it was a mint like he's moved on he pops like other things like a Zyrtec um innate like an afrin spray he loves that but I almost gave him the keys to the studio because I just got this extra large, like Costco size tub.

6:28And I was like, go get it. Like seriously. But he had a really early flight this morning and I thought that would be like really bitchy of me, but I almost did it. Well, you're so big that you didn't. Big? You're so magnanimous that you didn't. I know. And I just like laid there and suffered. I really hope this part of pregnancy, like it's not a, I hope it's not here to stay. Like waking up in the middle of the night, being alone with your thoughts and you know that you shouldn't be on your phone because that'll just make you stay awake longer. Like that is my own personal hell. Yep, and that's when it's time for your Kindle.

7:01Yes, my Kindle was actually right next to me on the nightstand in the middle of a book I started last night. But I just like, I don't know, I wasn't feeling compelled to start reading in the middle of the night. Like what am I, a librarian? I know, but that's a way to take your mind off your thoughts. You're not getting blue light, you're getting Kindle light. You don't have to turn on the light to read a book and wake your partner, even though I know you would love to. Love. And if your book is shitty, it'll put you to sleep. Pargy. I know. I just like, my sleep is so important to me. My sleep means a lot to me.

7:30And I've gotten to a place like I know pregnancy like really sacrifices your sleep. Like it fucks with your sleep. And I'm like, every time I reach a hurdle, like I'm working around it. Do you know what I mean? Like I will not be deterred from getting my sleep. Yeah. And if you say right now, like, just wait till you have a baby. I'll seriously choke you out. Like we know, we know having a baby is hard. I seriously can't with some of these bitches. I wasn't going to say that. I was going to go to thesaurus.com and find another way to say it. Yeah, no, I just like I actually can't deal with like bitches these days.

7:58Do you know what I mean? Pause, Claudia. Pause. What's another way to say just wait? Oh, pause. Yeah. Hold tight. We're saying another language. No, I speak. I actually. Jackie, that's not even correct Hebrew. Must speak means enough. Must speak. I guess. Lock. Yell. Yeah. Yeah, I just want to say on the record, like, I can't with these bitches. Like, I'm allowed to complain. I'm allowed to complain. And everybody's like, oh, well, you know, shut up. Like, I seriously can't fucking take it anymore. Like, it's like you think this is bad. How about you just shut up? Like, have you tried that? It's not exactly what I was going to say.

8:39What I was going to say is, once again, I'm a broken record on this, which is trust the architect. Because this is all by design to prepare you for all of that. Imagine you go from sleeping 12 hours a night rock solid to then having a newborn getting up every three hours. This is your body's way of preparing. I also don't want to hear that. The process. And what I'll say is take all the sleep where you can get it. If you're not napping every day. Are you napping every day? I feel like you're not. You're answering types at 4 o 'clock. Oh, yeah. No, I haven't napped in months. Go back to napping.

9:11No, I don't like napping. There were parts of my pregnancy where I napped every day. like pargy-licious when I was at your house I was napping every day um but for the last couple of weeks like I haven't felt inclined to nap and I just go to bed at like a reasonable hour like 9 30 um I don't know something about napping in the middle of the day makes the day so long it's like two days in one I'm good like the day is long enough okay that's all I'm like running a successful business I can't just be like tapping out for hours you know what would you do who would you talk to it's actually typically the hour where i'm kind of unavailable so like we could sink right no you're unavailable so like i'm holding down the fort and i'm just gonna be sleeping on the job i don't think so the it could wait an hour for turdies i'm also not tired like that's the other thing okay so i'm gonna just stop like trying to give you like uh cheery advice and yes yes and yes solves um no like your resolution like the architect like how about i just can complain and why don't you just like hear me you know okay I thought sorry I thought we were looking for solutions I'm so sorry oh my god why would you ever think that everybody knows there's a problem we want to solve it I'm so okay that's so Ben's offer I am never looking for a solution when I'm complaining I'm just looking for misery and company do you know what I mean that's the worst I agree how unfair oh forgot to put my wedding ring on today rumors swirling maybe it was the tums maybe it was the lack of tum uh how long there's thank you there's not another tum in the house that's what i'm saying could never be yeah even with the tums you were like doubting me are you sure there wasn't one in like another cabinet like why don't you just let me live my truth why don't you let me live my truth okay i'm gonna try again it's been a few months since i attempted to like not i need you to get down in the gutter with me okay join me okay so that's different than like not being like contrarian to you?

11:11No, not contrarian. Like you're always just like. Because remember that episode where I tried not to disagree? I tried to be agreeable. Do you remember that? No, obviously you didn't like do a good job. I don't even remember. You have like a clip of it. It's like really funny. No, it's not ringing a bell. Let the good times roll. So today I am not going to problem solve. Thank you. Like seriously. I can't help it. I'm such a helper. Yeah. That's what everybody says about you. She's such a helper. She's such a helper. Always offering a helping hand. That's what they say. Well, she is. They're not like saying the opposite.

11:49No, they're just kind of like not talking about you, if I'm being honest. Like they. Good. That's how I like it. Oh, when you said there were good stories today, I'm assuming there's like that planted story about Taylor Swift, like distancing herself from Blake Lively. To be honest, there is not. However, there is a story that is swappable and I could swap it in if you want. No, no, no. I mean, let me just say really quick. To me, it just felt like fake news. Yeah, I'm glad you didn't even give it the credibility of making it a Fast Five story. Because when I saw that, people are so annoying. And again, it really harks back to a lack of media literacy in this country.

12:21When Taylor Swift wants you to know something, we know she puts it at certain news outlets. Taylor Swift has never fucked with Daily Mail. And I'm sorry, if you even know the smallest thing about Taylor, you would know that's so not how she operates. Like she literally writes songs about people who leave her when she gets like bad press reputation. That's like what the whole thing is about. So to assume that like her best friend who's like kids are her godchildren, she would stop being friends with because she's being sued. Like is seriously like how low do you think of Taylor? Yeah. So not Taylor.

12:45So I kind of wanted to get out of the pattern of like making it a story every single day that it ends in a drama. And this felt like not even a full story, just someone's idea of what happened. And maybe it is true. Maybe she is distancing herself. But I'm just going to need a little more proof. I will be curious to see if Blake goes to the Super Bowl. She was at almost every game last year, and she hasn't been at a lot of games, but I know she also has a lot going on. But, like, the Super Bowl, who would pass up the Super Bowl? She's not going. Why? She's just not. Like, she hasn't even publicly responded to the Justin Baldoni claims.

13:18We haven't seen her. We haven't heard from her. Like, I don't think she's just going to pop up at the Super Bowl. I don't. Well, if Taylor brings a lot of friends and Blake doesn't go, that would be curious to me. I also don't think— But I think it would be on Blake's choice, not Taylor's. okay well if she wants to like show that taylor she wants to like you know dragons rise up use one of her dragons she would go to the super bowl so that she's gonna show up and she's gonna say dracarys dracarys motherfucker she literally would so that will be interesting to see there are like other things that i'm looking for to see what's going on a source in the daily mail could be true sure could also very well not be so i'm not holding too much space for that is all i'll day and I don't want to talk about it every single day because it's really getting confusing we have a long road ahead of us yeah and there's so many different like we could on the one hand talk about it for so long all the different theories and on the other hand we could have done that and said absolutely nothing do you know what I mean yeah um totally separately I'm on Boz and Dorit talk why do I keep calling her Boz Boz Boz and Dorit talk because there's like people are literally like making edits of them as like best friends and Dorit posted like literally like a thirst trap of Bo's on her Instagram story today.

14:31Like they're literally obsessed with each other. And somebody said that they're the Ariana and Cynthia of Bravo. And honestly, I felt that. I saw that and that tracks. That feels right. 1 ,000%. I'm just taking a tum break. Excuse me. Wow. So yes. How many times do you think it's too many times in a day? It says it on the back. Oh. Just go by that. That applies to the pregnant community. Yeah. Don't overdose. If anything, you should take less than the regular. Like, just because. So I think it's like every few hours, right? Chew two to four tablets as symptoms occur. All right, works for me. Five minutes.

15:11Symptoms occurring. Dr. Fox says they're a great source of calcium. Yeah, they are. Yeah. Okay, well, because it is Thursday, we're in like sort of such a relaxed mood. We could get into the Fast Five stories if you're ready. Anything else you wanted to talk about? Any major life updates in the last 24 hours from you? major life update not particularly no okay it's just just been kind of standard procedure okay I just wanted to ask that's so sweet of you yeah sometimes I like to talk to others to ask people how they're doing it's so funny because when I think about like qualities I really dislike in a person like one of my things is like if you're talking to somebody in the entire time like they don't ask you one single question like it's like the them and like I also I feel like a lot of my like characteristics that I hate are like projection of like my own self-hatred yeah because I do like some of my like classic things that I hate I think that I do them but I also think it has to do with what you seek out in a person might not necessarily be like you're not looking for yourself it's like a magnet you need the opposites opposites attract and you have to have like different properties in order to be attractive to me I think it's more so like I just hate myself you know there's definitely some of that but I actually don't think that you do whatsoever I think it's more so like it's the competitive like there can't be two of you there just can't there can only be one turdy loo is that what you're saying yeah like two of you it's like a magnet that just opposes one another okay you need your match okay oh look at you again being like so positive solution oriented you hate yourself you're the worst you need to work on self-love, Claudia.

16:54No, sorry. You don't even need to fix it because how much you hate yourself is just right. Thank you. That's what I've been saying. Keep on hating. Thank you. I will. Yourselves. Now, I think. I think without further ado-da-do-da-do. Here are the Fast Five stories that you do need to know. And the Fast Five stories that you need to know are brought to you by Skims. So if you have different pain points with bras and underwear, like for different stages of your life, whether like you've gained weight, you've lost weight, your postpartum. I can feel like for every different year in my life, I require different things from my bras and underwear.

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20:54Not the breath. The breath. There's a D in there, right? The breath. The breath. The breath. We need to start pronouncing words as they are spelled. I mean, I've been out here doing the work, Majdijan, if anybody wants to join me. I mean, my kidney is killing me. I think all this new weight I'm carrying around has been really tough on my kidneys. You mean the weh-gidda? Oh, right. The weh-gidda. Like, that's how I see it. You know what I mean? That's how turd sees it. Okay, how would you pronounce ha ha ha ha, like that act of doing ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. No, no, what am I doing when I ha ha ha?

21:31Oh, like having. I would do la uga ha. Like ha ha ha ha. That's how I like visualize, because I think it's because I'm like a very musical person, like I really see songs like la uga, I mean words, la uga ha. Because for me, I'm such a reader. I learn how to pronounce things by reading them. So how am I to know? unclear the way the people you mean you mean how are you to canal like i like it's unclear

22:05honestly this is my favorite game of all time i can do it and ben you and ben would go on a road trip and then every word that you see on a sign you would say pronounce it like how do you pronounce that let me look for a word in front of me like my bronzer i'm reading pajay six pajay six wow yeah i love that my news okay this is it says hula believe this bronze like believe this bronze to me should sound like this belly ivy belly ave tis bronze a like i just maybe it's maybe it's a sign of high intelligence like i just see things differently do you know what I mean I agree I so agree unclear it's unclear but the breadth of stories today like there's actually a lot to talk about okay okay okay our first story is an L for me for sure and it's kind of like the letter L I'm taking an L oh well it's kind of a W for you someone that I think I've been wrong about that I champion that you have said is the worst country Country singer Sam Hunt has been arrested for speeding and violating an interlock device five years after his DUI.

23:13I don't even want to be right about this. Like, who cares about this actual irrelevant person? Yeah, who cares about him? No, I don't even think that I— Who likes his music? I've actually made peace with Sam Hunt. Like, I don't even hate him so much. So at this point, it's just like, dude, get your fucking life together. What are you doing? Dude, get a driver. Yeah, right. Get a friend. Get a driver. Country singer Sam Hunt was arrested after speeding on a Tennessee highway and violating the terms of his past DUI. According to TMZ, the musician was pulled over on January 20th in Hendersonville, about 22 miles north of Nashville, on charges of speeding and violating an interlock device, best known as a car breathalyzer.

23:50He was taken to jail but released the same day on$1 ,500 bond. Well, so his crime here was speeding, which is obviously not a crime, but if you have like a specific parole agreement, I guess, like you can't be speeding. So it's not like he's out here, you know, drinking and driving again. to be clear it's a little bit misleading so I'll I'll make space for not me being like so lenient with Sam Hunt today um I think it's because I made you listen to that song his new music has been really good it's like I don't know how he finds the time to make new music while he's also just like constantly getting arrested it's true and he should get a driver so he could sit in the back and like make new music but do you feel like like some men would find it emasculating to be driven around 1000 that's yes and maybe that's why like more male celebrities don't just like get a driver because especially like in the south where like your truck is sort of like your manhood like yeah I could see Sam Hunt being like that's gay to have a driver you know I saw such a funny video recently that and it's hard to apply to myself because exactly like driving in my family is just such a thing in my like little family in your in your you just you no but like with Zach because the video was like if you're a man like why is your wife ever driving you guys like what are you doing just like sitting in the passenger seat like 1 ,000 % like you should always be driving like you should always be driving when you're the man however I just want to say in my situation usually I always want Zach to drive but sometimes I want to drive to get the practice in if he's gonna be with me so like he's actually being a driving instructor he's not just passively sitting there i have not driven my own car like with ben in the car i mean i've driven my own car seriously twice in the last five years and it was only like when ben wasn't available to drive me somewhere if if i you know i should like actually do a prank like we just go to the garage to pick up the car and i get in the driver's seat you should he would be like and one of the things that i'm actually ben and i are having an issue with is he does this thing where at a red light he pulls out his phone which like it's not a crime but it's so annoying because I'm sitting there being like, go.

25:53I let the light stand for four minutes. I'm like, the light's been great for four minutes. Fucking go. It's such a point of contention with us. And I'm like, why can you just not be on your phone? Claudia, it's such a point of contention for me too. My husband always picking up the phone. When you're in the driver's seat, you don't look at your phone. And the issue is that even when I'm in the passenger seat, I don't look at my phone because of motion sickness. And it's a shame that he has to drive because when he's in the passenger seat, he could just be on his phone the whole time being happy.

26:19I would drive, not look at my phone, and I would be happy. But again, like why would he be in the passenger seat just passively passengering? Ben hates your Tesla. And the only positive thing he'll say about it is that it gives you like that little ding when the light turns, as soon as the light turns green. So if you are being like a bad driver on your phone, it does sort of give you like a kick in the ass, which I agree that is a great feature. It's a great feature. As soon as you don't have to be paying attention because I'm not even on my phone. I sometimes just zone out at a long run. Right, putting on music.

26:47And it dings when it's green. You don't get beeped. It's parched. So maybe Sam Hunt should look into maybe getting a different kind of car. Also, I imagine if you have like really strict parole where you can't go over a certain speed limit, like there's a setting you can put your car on to just like literally not go fast. I would be afraid of going to jail again. The thing is, and what's clear here is that Sam Hunt doesn't give a fuck. Doesn't care. Yeah, yeah. That should be the name of his next album. I'm Sam Hunt and I don't give a rip. Yeah. Memoir. Sam Hunt doesn't give a fuck. Memoirs of a huntress.

27:16Memoirs of a Sammy. Also, not to bring her into this, but like, where is his wife? I feel like I never hear about her. They were like rumored to be getting divorced, but they didn't, did they? Then they got back together and I think they split up again. Oh, okay. I do think. There's no woman in his life and that's why he's sort of on this downward spiral. He's untethered and he's speeding to where is he even going? Right. Nowhere. He's got a one-way ticket to Loserville. I think they are still married. Population, Sam Hunt. I know but like Sam turn it around but don't speed when you turn it around just like and turn around and like driving the right side of the street let me ask you a question be totally honest for you Sam speak for yourself but be totally honest do you think it's like too late for Sam Hunt in terms of like so many things I feel like his career like really had so much potential there was a time where like even if you didn't like country music you knew Sam Hunt he was so on his way to being like a Morgan Wallen.

28:14Yeah. And then he flopped off the planet. He got his DUI. He had a lot of like rumors about just like personal issues. Then his music just also like took a hit. He's been like trying to rebuild, but then he gets arrested. I'm like, do you think it's, it's over for Sam Hunt? So that would depend on a bunch of factors that I have no insight into. Like what does the industry think of him? What do his, the fellow country music world think of him? What does radio think of him? The big wigs? Is he nice to work with? I think if he in earnest like wanted to come back and people really liked him they would support him they would have him as an opener they would give that to him but if he's pissed everyone off along the way and he's really out here on his own and I just want to say like getting arrested or DUI like never stop Morgan Wallen so something else is blocking and being you know an alleged alcoholic never stop Morgan Wallen so something because it never stopped Morgan Wallen from like showing up for work like something else is blocking Sam's self yeah yeah there's kind of a blockage in Sam Hunt And I feel like in a couple music genres, if not all of the music industry, like being, you know, breaking the law, getting arrested.

29:16It's a rock star. But for a man, it's so not a big deal. It's so not a big deal. Yeah. So I think there's something else. Yeah. I do think like because Sam Hunt is a man, like he if he really wanted to and it seems like he doesn't, but he could make a comeback. Yeah. It seems like he doesn't. He does still make music because I think he loves music and he puts it out. but he doesn't really care about like promoting it. And yeah, and we're going to go tour and we're going to go on this radio show and we're going to do the toast. Like he doesn't give a fuck. Yeah. And that's probably why he's flopping because he hasn't been on the toast.

29:47My chair is big enough for the both of us. Sam Hunt, if you ever want to come on the toast. It's very, very like provocative of you. No, no, no, no. I didn't mean it in that way. It was like metaphorical. What if your husband heard you say that? And I was getting Sam Hunt in our house. I think you should shut up. okay cool good to know right there are definitely a couple of people like ben would let me act like really crazy around just to like but i'm not even saying i would be acting crazy yeah but no you said you were sitting you're sharing a chair with him that's really crazy they're like i it wouldn't be in a crazy way but thanks for making it weird oh yeah oh that'll be your new way to let me know when you want to move on from yeah like that i'm over a subject oh god how scary i i appreciate it in that moment but please don't abuse it like every time now but hey i started a new book last night yeah i'm thinking of making a beef stew yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah now let me ask you a question that way i just did it though that was a kind of good because we were reaching the end of the sam hunt i love that i'm just calling it out no i'll be really extremely prudent thank you our next story is actually some breaking influencer news italy that's actually my favorite type of news i don't even think chiara ferragni's getting divorced no well that's like already happening this is like kind of crazier because she hasn't been spotted with fidesz in a while but like yeah yeah not been anything like concrete italy's biggest but i love finding things out live on air like my genuine reaction let's hear it italy's biggest influencer chiara ferragni faces five years in jail as she is charged with fraud for misleading followers that sales of her Easter eggs would fund a children's charity.

31:29So, oh, by the way, this got worse and worse with every word you read of that headline. Like I thought it was going to be tax evasion and I was going to say queen. And then I'm like, oh, scamming her followers. I'm like, oh, well, people are dumb. But now it's like, no, what? This has been like an ongoing story that they colloquial call Pandora gate because she was selling these like pink Christmas editions of a Pandora, which is a traditional festive cake, which is a fruitless alternative to the more famous panettone what the hell is this story basically this has been an ongoing story because a while ago she promoted these cakes like buy these cakes and a portion of it will go to a children's hospital selling cakes now no it was like a branded thing okay the cake maker like it was a whole no she's not making cake like it was a sponsored because she's like a fashion influencer okay yes it was a like the box is very fancy her logo is on it in addition to like the Q-Lab.