The Cheese Stands Alone: Tuesday, January 27th, 2026

25:36Yeah. And she rewrote it. That was like something that came out like years ago that like that was really contentious. It was her stab at like rewriting, like Ryan manipulated it and like this rooftop scene. Yeah. Okay. Like I don't even remember. I actually need to go watch the movie. Have you never seen it? No. Oh, I'll watch it with you because now I need to like study it and like the rooftop scene. I didn't. And like I need to see the brilliance of the rooftop scene. Yeah. I feel like it's so crazy that in all of this, there's no like emails or anything talking about the wardrobe and the hair which was such a topic of conversation this movie was scandalous before the big yeah i'm looking at those pictures the thing is i saw the movie and it was really crazy that she dressed like that it wasn't enough to distract i actually happen to have really liked the movie um but why was she wearing and doing all that i don't know and i feel like that's on him because he like directed and produced the movie so like he got the wardrobe but you know she's like so wardrobe girl she's like no is known for like styling herself i could see her like bringing her clothes and wigs from home it's crazy that no one's like mudslinging about that that's what i'm saying like that was such a thing before the movie i imagine like the pr department for sony was kind of like freaking out when those pictures came out because it was so negative like where are the emails about that because that was so funny yeah like it was crazy who's doing is that everyone wants like credit and they also want to like voice blame on shitty parts of the movie Like the shittiest part was that and not the person like who actually the costume director, like so they're just like they're just doing what they're set told to do.

27:07But like whose vision was this? Yeah. I just want to quickly return to Jamila Jamil's response video because I just feel like it needs to be mentioned how strange it was. So it was like the day after her involvement was leaked and she said that like, sorry, she took so much anti-anxiety medication the day before because, you know, Internet. So she wasn't able to respond. And it was just a weird video. I don't really like know or care what she said, but like her nipple like almost slipped out. Like her boobs are like so, it was, I couldn't tell if it was like intentional or not, like how much cleavage she had.

27:35And I'm not one to even notice stuff like that. I know. Can I show you? Sure. It was just like really cleavagey. And I don't even like use the word cleavage ever. It was just like. What? It was boobie. It was getting boobie. Letting you finish what you had to say about what she said. And then you said her nipple. What? Here. What?

27:58yeah okay i'll stay tuned okay look is that just like a lot of breast oh that's not what i thought it was gonna be like i feel like you hyped up the amount of breast do you think it's an appropriate amount of breast or am i being like weird i i'll never know because you feel like it's just like a lot of cleavage for like a statement i don't know how much cleavage she usually puts in her videos, you know? And it feels like she's like arching her back. Looks like she's showing more cleavage now. I honestly, I can't. Is that a bad call? I can't have my own opinion about it because it's already been muddied by yours.

28:35Okay, sorry about that. Like if you showed me the video and then said, what do you see here? Maybe I could have come to my own conclusions. There is a report in the Daily Mail that said Blake insisted on$600 ,000 worth of wardrobe for her character. I have to imagine that a lot of the wardrobe was Blake's doing. I just want to say just because she Because I'm looking at this picture of Taylor and Blake. In a big pencil skirt, like striped. Yeah. And she is known for being, for better and for worse, her own stylist. Yeah. And I feel like when she goes on to projects, like that's part of Blake. Like hiring.

29:05I mean, think about like how much criticism she got for the press tour and her outfits. Right. Remember all the flowers? The outfits were gorgeous. Yeah, they really were. And it was supposed to be like lily coated. Right. So if it was lily coated, why wouldn't she have done that in the film? Yeah. Yeah. Can somebody search the WikiLeaks email and find out who was responsible for these heinous outfits and hair choices? Yeah. Or did everyone feel really good about them? Like, did Blake like them? Oh, yeah. Maybe, like, they all agreed and, like, it was just their collective blind spot. Yeah. I don't know.

29:36You're bringing out such pargy products. Can I get that one, too? Yeah, of course. I just feel like, I don't know why. Sometimes it feels like I'm not wearing enough makeup. I know. You're beautiful. So I need more lipstick. That's not a good call, Jackie. Yeah, I can leave them. Oh, I like that call of yours. Thanks. Let's get into the next story. Tyra Banks has premiered or announced new America's Next Top Model documentary. Trailer just drops and she admits she went too far. So Tyra, who hosted the competition reality series for its first 22 seasons, is among those speaking out about the show in a new documentary called Reality Check.

30:13Inside America's Next Top Model, which hits Netflix on February 16th. She said, I haven't really said much, but now it's time. Okay. This is just sheer brilliance on Tyra's part. It's giving Fatty Amy. She's saying it before anyone else can because there was a time, and I'm surprised at the time, like when they were doing the Abercrombie documentary, where they were going back to like early 2000s culture and just like saying how it was all bad and like canceling, you know, inside the real Abercrombie. And I'm surprised that there wasn't one about America's Next Top Model because so many clips resurfaced now and it's like seriously not okay what they were doing to those girls.

30:44So Tyra spearheading the documentary so she can't really be canceled. is an act of like serious ingenuity. It's brilliant. I don't think that's what it is. I don't think she could be canceled for America's Next Top Model because it's like we all watched it. They said in the documentary like 100 million viewers. Like if what she was doing, like obviously now. Why the Biggest Loser? Like that was the most recent documentary. Had hundreds of millions of viewers and like in hindsight. But no one's like getting canceled for it because it was like everyone was. I don't know. Like in the Biggest Loser documentary, they were like pointing fingers at everyone.

31:18Like who, Bob and Jillian? Well, Bob was a part of the documentary, which was smart. Jillian was not. So, of course, she like looked like the villain. You know, the network execs, like they're always pointing fingers. Yeah. I just feel like. So being a part of it makes it seem like you're safe. When I saw Bob Harper, I was like, oh, okay. So he's good, you know? Yeah. I don't know. I just feel like everybody watched the show. Nobody had issues with it at the time. And so it's like, yeah, now we can all like look back. But like then to say, like to yell at Tyra for something from 20 years ago. Yeah.

31:45when at the time everyone was eating it up. No, but that is what happens these days. Like, yeah. So I could have seen a world in which like the documentary came out and like Tyra was the devil because she wasn't just a host of the show. She was like a create. She was deep in the production. So it wasn't like this was just a job she signed up for. She was at the helm of it. I'm excited to watch it because yeah, there are clips that go viral, but I haven't seen any, like of course we see like we were all rooting for you. Some of like the like mean things that are like said to the girls. The makeovers, very culturally inappropriate, culturally insensitive.

32:15In this documentary trailer, they show some of the like the crazier things, which I either forgot or never saw, which was like they did a shoot where people had to change their ethnicities. Yes, of course. That clip goes all over TikTok like once a year. It's so like crazy. Another one where they were doing the makeovers and they like did some girls teeth. Yeah, they did like cosmetic surgery during the makeovers. Yikes. Yeah. So I will be reminded or like learn for the first time of some of the crazier things that happened. Because to me, I'm just like, oh, yeah, it was cutthroat. Like girls were called fat.

32:48Like they cut off someone's hair and then sent her home the next day. Yeah, there are. I think we'll have a moment of reflection and realization when the documentary comes out. Because we don't think about it on the same level. But it just reminded me it feels a little bit akin to bridalplasty. Do you remember that show? Not well. On E! Where it was a bunch of girls who were engaged in a reality competition series where they lived in a house. They did all these like bridal challenges. Like who can make the best bouquet or whatever. and the winners would get the plastic surgery of their dreams for their wedding so like if you won the challenge you could get a nose job and then you were like exempt from the next challenge while you recovered it is the girls were getting like bbls it is the most insane concept for a show um and the fact that that ever made air like where's the documentary on bridalplasty because and we were all watching it like not even thinking it was that crazy yeah no wonder like girls our age are so fucked up like why were we i was watching that in high school there was also that show like the ugly duckling or like the swan what was that what was the concept of the show i think that was the craziest one but i don't remember yeah reality it was like a bunch of what they can the swan it had two seasons it's an american reality show put on by fox um garnered negative reception from critics and audiences at the time because the series often focused on the promotion of negative body image for women.

34:12The premise was each episode of the series followed two self-proclaimed ugly ducklings who over the course of the three-month period experienced an extreme makeover from a team that included a personal trainer, a therapist, of course, dentists, cosmetic surgeons, whichever woman was deemed more attractive at the end of the three months would move forward to compete in a beauty pageant held at the end of the season. Following the pageant, whichever contestant received the most votes for the greatest transformation was given the title of the swan. That's fucking insane. That's really bad. That's insane.

34:50Okay, wait, hold on. There was a scandal in season one. Right out of the gate. A contestant named Tanya Slovich. She dropped out of the show on her own accord after being caught with a mirror, which was against the rules of the series. Chills. So another contestant, became the swan oh she was about to win tanya but she lost because she was caught with a mirror so marlene norman won um the swan pageant other contestants claim the reason for her dismissal was due to her requiring hospitalization and that the mirror thing was a cover-up that's what other contestants have said oh my god this is so crazy that needs a documentary that makes america's next top model look like child's play the winner was awarded a contract as a spokesperson for various um sponsors and premiums by corporate sponsors crazy time the series premiered to 15 million viewers like that's insane the series received a negative response immediately from tv critics entertainment weekly claimed it was at least people were saying it a misogynistic mix of tv's twin vices commercialism and conformity USA Today said yada yada.

36:01Yeah, it was widely regarded. Well, a lot of things were, you know, premiered to negative opinions. In 2013, the second season contestant Lori Arias spoke publicly about problems she attributed to her participation in this one, including unresolved surgery complications and mental health problems that she says were exacerbated by her appearance on the program. And in 2010, Entertainment Weekly ranked the program as the worst reality television show ever produced. And then they, oh, they did a docuseries. Oh, they did. Vice did an episode on it because they, Vice had a docu-series called The Dark Side of Reality TV.

36:32So this to me feels like the beginning of a docu, like a series because it's called Reality Check Inside America's Next Time. Oh. You know, I feel like they could do it for other things too. Well, bridalplasty next, please. If that show had zero fans, me and my four high school best friends, like we're dead. Like we were obsessed. So this will be good. It premieres Netflix February 16th. Stay tuned. Honestly, I will. And shout out to Tyra for getting ahead of the curve. I just want to say that's a business woman. Yeah, speaking of Netflix content, something I was talking about yesterday, weirdly, that Kim Kardashian Netflix movie.

37:04Yeah. First Look dropped yesterday. Nikki Glaser's in it. Nikki Glaser, Kim Kardashian, Eva Longoria, and Fortune Feimster are the stars of The Fifth Wheel on Netflix. I told you, she's in the next Bridesmaids. Okay, who is it again? Okay, Kim, Nikki Glaser. Eva Longoria. Eva Longoria is directing it. Sorry, Brenda Song is the third, and Fortune Feimster is the fourth. The film is set to follow a group of high school best friends as they attempt to reconnect during a weekend haunt to Vegas. It's giving girls trip, like which launched Tiffany Haddish's career. The only thing about this is that like the only one who seems kind of like a funny actress is Fortune Feimster.

37:42Like Nikki Glaser's hysterical stand up. I've never seen her act in anything. Kim is like, you know, kind of a wild card. Brenda Song is a good actress. Is she funny? Like how this is not the next Bridesmaids. I just want to say. So it seems like so the four the group of high school friends attempt to reconnect during a weekend in Vegas. Then a hot outsider who's played by Kim crashes their weekend. They're forced to face their messy lives, bad decisions, and unraveling friendships. Are they all the same age, these women? It's getting meh. Like, I don't know. I don't want to be negative. I don't want to be ageist.

38:13And this is crazy because Nikki Glaser is like Taylor Swift's number one fan. And here she is cozying up with Kim Kardashian. But a job is a job. And I feel like Taylor understands that. Yeah. Also, Taylor won't acknowledge. Plenty of people in Taylor's circle work with Kim. Sabrina being the face of Kim. Taylor also like won't acknowledge Nikki Glaser because of Miss Americana. Oh. In Miss Americana Taylor's like first documentary, there's like a montage of like media talking heads saying negative things about Taylor during a specific period in her life. And Nikki Glaser is a part of it. And it haunts her.

38:43It haunts Nikki Glaser. Like, and she's definitely made up for it. Like by giving like every dollar she ever had to Taylor Swift, but like, it's just awkward. I think Taylor will move on from it. Nikki Glaser talked about it when she was on the toast. If you want to listen to that episode, I'm in like the experience of like hearing her voice. in a documentary she was like so excited to watch and how it was like quite literally the worst moment of her life. Yeah, yeah. No, I feel like Taylor will forgive her. Yeah. Like they'll come together. She calls her, like she's just basically said like her and her friends are like too skinny and bitchy.

39:11Like that's what she says in the clip. There's worse things to say. It's so true. That's, oh, too skinny. Oh no. Nikki Laser, please stop telling me that I'm too skinny. It's like really toxic of you. Like I'm just a person. so um eve longoria is directing this movie and i guess this is the movie that was talked about in that episode of kardashians as like the as like huge when she sold it to netflix um i'm skeptical i hate to be so negative i'm skeptical too okay good yeah but nikki glazer and fortune theme store really funny and brenda song's a really good actress yes she is So it's possible.

39:48It is. Are you ready for our fourth story? Victoria and David Beckham put on a united front with kids after Brooklyn. Yes, everybody showed up. Kids and partners. After Brooklyn's outburst. Victoria was honored in France. And she was photographed walking out of the hot couture spring summer 2026 show on Monday. You know, they are handling this like extremely well. I don't know. We didn't even talk about how like the day after David was doing like a GMA type of show in the UK and was asked about it. And he was just like, you know, kids make mistakes and they have to like sort of come to those realizations on their own.

40:25But like we love him. It was like such a good response. It didn't even blow up in the way that I barely thought because he didn't give them anything. No. And he was it must have made them so mad. Like because it was very much like you're being a petulant child and like we'll be here when you're done in time out. They are handling this extremely well. I imagine it's been devastating in inside the doors of Beckham Castle, but outside they're they're doing an amazing job. Like, I feel like I see her everywhere in a positive way, like her business, him, the family. This is a gorgeous picture. It's like, look, we all get along.

40:56So we're clearly not the problem. Yeah. Especially bringing all the partners. Yeah. It was a choice. Yeah. Even though like they always do this. It's not like they're being like a fake inclusive family now. Now, the clip from, you know, the Beckham premiere Netflix party that's going viral with Nicola, like, and being weird and Victoria giving her back to Brooklyn. They have always been inclusive of all the kids' spouses. So this is not fake and performative. It's just, like, perfect timing. It is perfect timing. Yes. The younger boys and their girlfriends, the girlfriends are always there for David's 50th, etc.

41:31But she got, like, a really big honor by the French government. and I don't know that the girlfriends would have been invited any other time for like such a big honor you know it's kind of like being in the wedding pictures when like you're just a girlfriend for sure but I don't know they they're they seem to always be out and about yeah yeah you're right they oh they do always include yeah which I don't even know that it's the right it's required right but um yeah there's strength in numbers yeah it's giving like you know everyone says you're dead roll over like we're all saying one thing no and like we're all getting along right we're an amazing family who love each other and there are i don't know what you're talking about there are two like new you know variables in the and they agree with us romeo's and cruises girlfriends and they are able to put on a happy face like what's wrong with you two yeah yeah it's pretty glaring but to brooklyn and nicholas credit and i know it's only been one week they have asked for privacy and like they they aren't being like thirst monster generals but of course that would be so obvious only time will tell but if privacy is really what they want and that's what they end up doing like that will be like the true vindication of them they're still in their lakefront canada era phase yeah for sure you know harry and megan didn't make the move for like three months oh well you mean physically moved to the states but they didn't make a move to like media for maybe a year like they were smart well they did the oprah interview right and that was like that was big that was maybe two months late was that two months later you were in the british i was in the british virgin islands yes when was i in the bbis no i think it was actually a year later because they they march did i was in the bbis march was brian's birthday of 21 because they exited right before covid oh so it was like a year so it was like a year before they did oprah but they had already moved to the state yes yes yes but it was also covid so they were limited in what they could do i think they were stifled by satellite interview wouldn't have cut it No, and like, yeah, they're not going to make their, no one's going out.

43:27Like, you can't make your big entree. What are you doing? Right, right, right, right, to society. So if they're following their playbook, I think we have a couple months before we hear from them. Our fifth and final story, are you ready for it? If it's our fifth and final story, that's brought to you by Taylor Farms and their fabulous chopped salad kits. Yes, that's right. I said fabulous salad. Because, yeah, I eat salads. And everybody knows that eating salads not only are good for you, but they're good for your, like, superiority complex. You think people see you eating a salad and they must be thinking amazing things about you.

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46:27What kind of business you in? The business of turdurance. Thanks for asking. Our fifth and final story. Sydney Sweeney shares a sneak peek at her new lingerie line, CERN. I don't know how to pronounce it. S-Y-R-N. CERN? CERN. this is first of all she should be having lingerie she should call it sin s-y-n like like sydney like she doesn't have an r in her name right and then sin it's like sinful and she is into the double entendres because she posted a teaser video on sunday and she wrote on the mirror in lipstick saying coming 128 and then the site currently displays the message i'm coming for you got it like cute and funny that's exactly what she should be doing is this what the like Hollywood sign fiasco.

47:15Yes. She was like draping bras over the Hollywood sign in a guerrilla marketing stunt for CERN. And they're saying she's getting arrested and all there's backlash, but it's all manufactured, right? Like it's fake. And they obviously had permits to do so. So they had permits to film, but not to like touch the sign and climb on it and throw bras over it. Dirty underwear. So she could get into some legal trouble. It's giving, what is it giving? Come on, read my mind. Vanessa Hutchins. Yes. Oh my God. We are such sisters. That's what happens when I feel your call. I can complete it for you. Shut up.

47:43You're such a teacher, like with your teachable moment. Like, go away. Can't we just have a nice moment? Yes, it's giving when, rest in peace to Vanessa Hudgens and her old boyfriend, what's his name? Austin Butler. When they went on like a romantic hike through a national park and carved their names, their initials in a tree. Which is cute, but also illegal in a national park. Yeah. So it's like doing something for content, not realizing next thing you know, you're in jail. Yeah. And you told I'm yourself. I can't believe you knew what I was talking about. That's really crazy. Patico. Simpatico.

48:10So, yeah, that's what she was doing with her brassieres. on the Hollywood sign, but she's also coming out with a lingerie line. And it seems to be like, you know, this is her big one. Like it's her line CERN. It's not like a collaboration, you know, it's, this is her big project. She's the face of a lot of things, but she hasn't like come out with her own products. There was a tick tock of like somebody in Sephora and literally Sydney speed. He was on like eight different brands. She's like the Kerastase girl. She's the Moroccan oil girl. You could do Kerastase and Moroccan oil. Maybe not Moroccan oil.

48:39Sorry. But like, she's really commercial. And I feel like she's done so many brand deals. I don't even know all of them. She did like. K-19. Like she did. Oh, she does K-19. She does like so many. And Kerastase and American. I don't know. Maybe it was a Kerastase or K-19. I'm just going to ask chat. Like. What brands? What brands has Sydney Sweeney been the face of in the last four years? She also did the Dr. Squatch. Yes. So Bathwater. She also does Dunkin'. Mm-hmm. She did the jeans. Of course. Oh, God. We got to be talking about the jeans. American Eagle. Mew Mew. That's fine. Armani Beauty, Laneige and Kerastase.

49:15Okay, those are different categories, but yeah. Samsung, Ford, Hey Dude, Dr. Squash, Baskin Robbins. Baskin Robbins, not Dunkin' Donuts. Auto Trader, Hellman's Mayonnaise. Auto Trader. Now Cern, her own lingerie brand. Like, it's a lot. And my only fear is like, yeah, girl, get your bag 100%. It's giving a little oversaturation. The thing is, though, I actually - Now it's her own brand. I actually don't think so. She's in so many different far-reaching categories that I didn't even realize. Like there was a time where she did like three in one week. And I think that was like too much. And people were like, I remember she did Laneige.

49:45I was like, it's enough. Does she have like money problems? Like when she did Baskin Robbins, like right after Squatch and Ameri or whatever. She came up with like a cone, right? At Baskin Robbins. It was giving, it was really low. It was too much in one week. But like, I don't know about auto trader. Yeah. Like I didn't know about Ford. Like I feel like she's going all over. And like, if you are into Laneige, you also don't know about auto trader. so I feel like she does pretty much a good job but this is the first time like she's launching her own yeah yeah no I'm just worried about her and her like brand deals I just get your bag of course but when I think of like her career longevity like I would maybe suggest just slowing it down a little bit so this feels like a move for career longevity and now it's like okay so you're Sydney Sweeney you have all this you know buying power amongst your audience you've sold for all these brands so like you're gonna launch your own lingerie is like obviously what she's gonna do.

50:34I wonder if she's wearing it in Euphoria because the Euphoria trailer just came out. They do a five-year jump and it turns out that Cassie's character is like an OnlyFans model. She makes content on the internet like in her underwear. So that'd be great synergy. That would be great CERN-ergy. CERN-ergy. Why is it called CERN? I really don't want to know. I want to know because I really like Cyn. Yeah. It's never too late to rebound. Look at Skims. We don't even remember that Skims' original brand name was kimono it's true such a bad name by the way for like what they were making they weren't that's like selling a pack of cookies like calling it chips like a kimono is a type of clothing is a type of garment and she was selling a different garment it's yeah but that's also like she was about to change what it meant to for something to be kimono you can't like change the language it already exists no but that's why it was also a problem it was culturally insensitive of course yeah like the erasure of the kimono not for me i love a fucking kimono i just want to say especially when I'm feeling big.

51:32But if you were starting to call like your shapewear kimono. And by the way, a kimono is the total opposite. Shapewear is tight and restrictive. Kimono is like big and flowy. No, I know. I'm just telling you. And I'm telling you. That's my call. And what's the call? You're a bitch, okay? All right, let's dive into Dear Toasters, our weekly advice segment. If you ever want to write into Dear Toasters, head over to our website, thetoastpodcast.com. There's a submission box. Totally anonymous. Or you can write to us via email, deartoasters at gmail.com. These are real submissions from real girls.

52:00These are kind of a diverse bunch. Ready? Okay. Hello, Swirlies. Hi. I, a 17-year-old girl. 17? We have a 17-year-old listener. Yeah. Hey. Yeah, and that's so not why I chose the mission. I just want, like, we're young and hip. Just casual. I, a 17-year-old girl, have nannied for a family for a few months. I've grown really close to the girls and their mom. The dad is deployed overseas for the last 10 months. I very, very rarely interact with him. Now he's home. The mom asked me to babysit one day. while babysitting the oldest daughter who is eight she told me that the mom was showing pictures of my homecoming to their dad and the dad said i looked fat in the pictures well i'm trying to keep this short i just need to mention that i am not overweight i'm an average girl i obviously struggle with body image just like every other girl i feel like the father their father often comments on other women's bodies including the wife and i'm scared it will cause body image problems for the sweet little girl thought someone i should respond with thanks love you both what i I was about to say, like, obviously the eight-year-old got it wrong.

53:01Yeah, of course. Maybe he said you're short. Wait. Short doesn't sound like that. But, like, why is the mom showing pictures of your homecoming to the dad? That's the question. And the source here is an eight-year-old girl. So, of course, consider the source. Consider the source. But also, I just want to say you sound really sweet because I wasn't sure where you were going at first when I was reading this. But your question to us is, like, how do I protect the little girls from maybe, like, a dad who, like, says weird things? Not, like, what should I do? He called me fat. Like, you don't even seem concerned.

53:27You sound like you have kind of like amazing self-confidence. I just want to say kudos to you. But this is a weird situation. It is. I kind of, I don't want to blame the child, but I feel like so many things about this are not adding up. If we don't blame the child, then you obviously have to leave this family. The mother is showing like pictures of you to the dad. In what world would the dad who's deployed overseas need to see a picture of their kid's babysitter? At homecoming. It's very weird. Maybe the little girls came to homecoming. I don't know. Maybe the little girl got it twisted. Yeah.

54:02Blame the girl. Yeah. And wait and see if like other things like this, like present themselves, if this is a pattern. But like, I don't think we can just like take her word for like, that's exactly what happened. It was pictures of you at homecoming. He said, you look fat. It's too strange to believe. It's stranger than fiction. Like, because I think the girl fictionalized it. and is he going back to to be ployed yeah it sounds like if he's like often making comments it's a good thing he gets gone for 10 months a year okay not your problem seriously just just keep an eye yeah of course and of course like you're worried about the girls so you know do what you can hype them up at the end of the day like you know this you're just a babysitter yeah but um you can show them you know what positive self-talk looks like and you sound like such a positive swirly like you weren't even offended yeah now the second submission I could have written myself, and that is why I chose it, because I have personal experience with this.

54:56Okay. And do you need my advice, too? No, I fixed it, so I'm going to help this girl in two seconds. Hello, Swirlies. My husband doesn't brush his teeth before bed, and it really grosses me out. He claims he doesn't need to because the dentist always says his teeth look great and healthy. Would it be crazy of me to call the dentist before his next appointment and rat him out so they tell him that he needs to brush before bed? I'm his emergency contact on a list of people who are allowed to discuss his care, so legally they should be able to listen to me. Please help. Well, that's a great idea.

55:21Yeah, I'm excited to hear Claudia's, but I kind of love that. So I had the same issue. And the thing is that's so funny is like I was like really like pestering Ben to brush his teeth before bed. He only brushes them in the morning because he leaves his toothbrush in the shower and he showers in the morning. So I would say Ben is like really gross. You need to brush your teeth. I would like literally kick him out of bed to go brush his teeth. And he would like a three-year-old like go, oh, good. And it just wasn't something that he felt compelled to do. And when we would go to the dentist, like I'm riddled with issues.

55:50Like I have multiple cavities. I just got a root canal. I have a crown. Ben has never had a cavity. The man doesn't brush his teeth at night. It's like God protects drunks and idiots. It's insane. So recently Ben has become obsessed with oral care. Okay. How did I get him to do this? I'm not entirely sure. There were two factors. First is that I did get him a second toothbrush for the sink. Great idea. Because having, I understand like to go into the shower to grab your toothbrush and then you leave it at the sink in the next morning. it's not in the shower it's just the night before we can have two toothbrushes cardboard code you will allow it two toothbrushes it never occurred to me two toothbrushes second I pestered him so much about his breath I don't know if that was a catalyst like and I'm talking years years of getting into bed being like the first word out of my mouth your breath smells and we wake up in the morning the first word your breath smells like I'm sure my breath you're a delight how fun I don't know if that's what pushed it over the edge.

56:50I wrote it like Ben has become. The bullying is. Ben has become so crazy about he scrapes his tongue now. And I bought him a tongue scraper, you guys. Five years ago when I started tongue scraping, he never touched it once. He tongue scrapes, he brushes multiple times a day, he mouthwashes multiple times a day, he flosses multiple times a day. He is obsessed with oral care now. Maybe it's just like a stage of maturity in men where they start to care about it. I don't know what it is that got him to the point of obsession, but I imagine it was partially my bullying. Okay. Partially my making it easy.

57:17I always have floss accessible. He wanted to get into tongue screaming because he saw like a tick tock about it. And he already had one. If he had to wait for Amazon to come, he might have forgotten about it. Right. I think like you need to take your man's phone and speak to the algorithm talking about like the dangers of poor oral hygiene. Like, I don't know what it was. He needs one of those AI videos. I'm your tooth. And I'm decaying because you don't brush me at night. Get out of bed, you fat fuck. Like, that's literally what he needs. Yeah. So I actually like the girl's suggestion. like call the dentist and just be like hey can you restate to my husband that he needs to brush his teeth before bed you actually told me a really interesting fact once okay so I read a fact in like literally I remember it was my job in health class in like third grade you told me this a few months yeah I know but I learned it in the third no no I might have been in the sixth grade for health class it was our job to like bring in a news story like about a study or whatever and share what we learned and I had chosen one and the way this has stuck with me when you sleep at night so much bacteria builds up in your mouth.

58:18You're breathing in through your mouth. You're breathing in through your nose. So when you wake up and the first thing you do is brush your teeth, you get rid of that bacteria. And if you don't and you then like go on to eat and drink throughout the day, you swallow all that bacteria. It can actually make you sick. That's not what I was going to say that you said. And she doesn't have an issue with him brushing his teeth in the morning. Oh, Jesus Christ. Okay. What did I tell you? You told me that some dentist like quiz, do you like which tooth brushing is more important, the morning one or the night one?

58:46Yeah, it's so funny. I don't even remember this. You quizzed me. I obviously would have said the morning. It's the night. Because of the food in your teeth? It like festers in your mouth overnight. Yeah. That one's more important. Tell him that. And everyone wants to brush their teeth in the morning. Nobody wants to walk around with morning breath. Of course, it's easy. You can actually say to him, if you only want to brush your teeth once, do it at night. And he's still going to do the morning one because duh. Yeah. But get him to do that night one. But also call the dentist. Just call the dentist.

59:10Yeah, this is what I mean when like the bar is in hell. Yeah. Like we're just begging for basic hygiene. Five minute call as opposed to years of bullying, a bullying campaign you have to launch. No, five minutes called the dentist. The campaign was extremely successful. Ben's breath has never been better. And also he's a very experimental eater. So like he really more so than other people like needs to be on top of it. If you're having tuna fish multiple times a day, sorry, like we need to stay on top of our oral care. Our third and final. This one's so weird. Hey, Jackson Claude. Should I continue to meet with my therapist of almost three years?

59:38She's given me sound advice for three years. We have great sessions. But the other day, she was sharing her screen with me, and I saw some photos. Oh, wait, sorry. The other day, when screen sharing with me to show some photos that I asked about, I noticed two albums in her Photos app titled OF Content. I know this is common in society nowadays, but I'm not sure if this aligns with my personal opinions, values, and morals. What should I do? So obviously this therapist had folders of content she saved from OnlyFans or she's created from OnlyFans. And I want to say either way, you've got to go. You've got to go.

1:00:19Okay, I just want to say like OF could mean something else. But let's like, you know what I mean? But no one uses the word content in their daily life unless they're a content creator. You know? But maybe they have a patient who's in. else could the phrase OF content stand for besides OnlyFans content? Maybe she has a patient whose initials are OF and they're putting together an album of you know photos for. OF content has definitely been hijacked by the internet but outside of OnlyFans it can and does mean other things depending on context. So it can mean original format content used in media and publishing.

1:00:53No. Official content. Content released by a brand, company, artist, organization. I I honestly think that it doesn't mean OnlyFans unless you saw like a sexy picture. What was the cover of the album? Academic and writing context. Out of field content. Material outside a student or researcher's main discipline. Object focused content used in museums. Okay, so now like someone's. What about in the setting of therapy? She might. Is she doing OnlyFans like you would know? Oh, good question. in therapy OF content is definitely not only fans in clinical therapeutic settings OF almost always means obsessive focus OF content means obsessive focus content the themes and material a client is fixated on due to anxiety OCD trauma or rumination so like intrusive thoughts is obsessive focus content repetitive words mental loops this is common okay by the way so this is common in OCD treatment anxiety disorders rumination focused CBT and acceptance and commitment therapy do any of those apply to you dear reader well you wouldn't know because she has other patients i would say or maybe this was in her file like what was the album cover was it her in a sexy cern outfit like what did you see and if it wasn't then i don't think it's only fans and if it like i feel like let's say it is only fans let's say you have a therapist who is creating only fans content what do you do i would move on i would move on as well it's same as what i was saying about the The therapist, the psychologist that focuses elsewhere, but also like the Haley Bieber lawsuit we were talking about last week about the psychologist who's making content about celebrities.

1:02:27Like, yes, of course, psychologists and therapists have lives outside of their job. But I'm sorry, like your job does limit what your hobbies can be. And it's not hobbies. It's jobs outside of your jobs. And I don't think that you can be a therapist and an OnlyFans content creator. And if that's a hot take, then you'll call 9-1-1. Shorty fire dancing Shorty fire burning on the dance floor However, I don't think Same, I think it can be a therapeutic phrase I think you're okay Unless you saw like a titty You know what you saw And like, I feel like you could Surmise Surmise based on the individual Like, does this person have the potential to be making OnlyFans content?

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