The Clam Slam Heard Round The World: Friday, June 26th, 2026

20:38Siete? Of course. I used all your ingredients. Oh, good. And then I made a second one with like three times. I put the whole bag of cheese in it. Because I'm like, you need to have some protein. This is like dinner. Yeah. So, yeah, I made a quesadilla. It's like literally not a big deal.

20:51Claudia Oshry:No, not a big deal. Such a great dinner. Like for when, you know, there's nothing for dinner, but you want to make dinner. You don't want to like order. And like we're going away for the summer in like a few days. So you're not buying things. For the last week, I've been so cardboard. Oh gosh. Yeah, no, I've been really nuts. I'm like, don't bring anything home. And Ben went out. Like literally, this is insane cardboard. Ben went out to lunch with his mom. Chloe, you need to make a video. You need to make like a funny reel of like cardboard things like the log it in the app girl. Cardboard things.

21:18Oh, oh. Okay, ready? this would be one of them. Ben went to lunch with his mom at like a kosher spot. So whenever we go kosher, I'm like, bring stuff home because it's pre-made food that we don't have to make. I'm literally like, take your scraps home. Ben brought home half a sandwich. But this is not cardboard. It's not money. I just like hate waste.

21:36Claudia Oshry:Yeah, yeah. You do. You're kind of zero waste. No, I'm not zero waste. I just feel really bad about my waste. I hate wasting stuff. That's why I'm like, I'm kind of like a commie influencer. Don't send me gifting unless I expressly ask for it. Oh, you guys know how she feels about this. Don't get me started on my gift. It's so fucking wasteful. I give it all away. Seriously, like I give it all away. You give you send me gifting that I didn't ask for. It goes right to a local place or someone in my life. And she also harbors a hatred against the brand. It's true. I will hate you forever and I will never post you.

22:07If you I don't if you like sneakily get my address. It's a punishment to her. It's a punishment. And you know what's so funny is that the first brand, not the first, but like there was actually only been one brand that's ever crossed over.

22:17Jackie Oshry:the first time ever I got a package from a company it was this huge box of clothes and I was like are you fucking kidding me I have no space for this I didn't I've never heard of the brand I never asked for it I like put it in the corner of my closet it was like it had like merch and it said like boys lie on it and I wouldn't wear it and if I did wear it I would say don't nobody take a picture of me I was like so mad they're the only ones who crossed over now I like request gifting because I love it so yeah sometimes it's a good way to discover new brands like I'm sad I know all the brands that I like don't send me crap it goes right to an organization yeah

22:50Claudia Oshry:voicely voicely days are numbered I actually think I'm I'm done you know because they ask what does everything say what does that say what does that say am I gonna say boys lie and you can't lie because you want them to learn how to read like right right like b-o-y like no letters like that's right like I'm done I'm out yeah if they'll make stuff that doesn't say a huge boy's lie across a bit, I will wear that. But unfortunately, my watch has ended. Okay, this is time to go season for a reason. Yeah, there is. I'm happy for everyone else who still gets to wear it. Let's get into the stories. First up, Tom Sandoval's girlfriend, Victoria Robinson, has been arrested after he has accused her and her dad of attacking him.

23:33So Tom Sandoval filed a request for a restraining order against his ex-girlfriend, Victoria Robertson following her arrest earlier this month. He requested a domestic violence restraining order against her, whom he has been dating since early 2024. Sandoval claims that she verbally and physically abused him on June 3rd, according to court filings obtained by People. Sandoval claimed that during a night out on June 3rd, Robinson punched him in the face, injuring his neck and ear. He claims the impact of her punch was so forceful it caused his vision to blur and lasting pain. During the same incident, he further alleged that her father lunged at him in his inebriated state and punched a hole in his bedroom door.

24:10Robinson was arrested on a charge of intimate partner battery with physical violence and released on bond the same day. Sandoval subsequently requested a domestic violence restraining order against the dad too. So I saw the video and I don't know if there's, if this arrest and incident covers anything outside of the video, but based on what I saw in the video, like team dad, like, sorry, Tom Sandoval touched his daughter. Bitch, get the fuck out of my way. And then Tom Sandoval shoved him into the fire pit.

24:40Claudia Oshry:I saw that headline that he shoves him into the fire pit. And after he shoves him into the fire pit, Tom Sandoval goes running into the house, like running scared. And the dad's like, that's a fucking lily knot. And then I saw a picture of like a hole in the wall that the dad had punched. Like, yeah, you touch my daughter. I'm punching a hole in your fucking face. Oh, interesting. I didn't see a video, so I didn't know any of this. I saw the hole in the wall. So here's what happened to the video. I thought Gurley did the hole in the wall.

25:00Jackie Oshry:So the dad and Tom Sandoval are arguing. The daughter and the dad are sitting by the fire pit. Tom comes out of the house. They're arguing. They're arguing. The dad gets up. Tom Sandoval, they're fighting now, standing up. And then Tom Sandoval looks at the daughter, who's sitting just sort of watching the whole thing. And he's like, are you filming me? She might have been. And he, like, goes to her. And I don't know if they're wrestling for the phone. But he's, like, being physical with the girl. He's a man standing up. She's a girl sitting down. The dad immediately puts hands on Tom. Tom shoves him into the fire pit and runs into the house.

25:33while the guy is like literally on fire. Where's this footage from? Like a ring camera. While the dad is like tumbling out of the fire pit, Tom Sandoval runs into the house and then the dad runs back into the house. That's where the footage ends, chasing Tom Sandoval. I assume it gets physical. I assume that's where the hole in the wall came from. And I just want to say like team father. And then when did she punch him in the face? So they said, what you just read, is that that was like a different incident on a night out. Okay. so there's just a lot of assault happening yeah I know Tom Sandoval I've known him for many years I mean basically I watched his whole life on tv for 10 years so I know I know him I know he I know him like offline yeah and when I tell you there is not one more crazy unhinged individual but he's never really been like physical right so I don't know if this is like a situation where he's like I think that like maybe this was a heated argument and whatever um but I think I know he's like very evil and manipulative so I can see him using the police report and all claiming to be a victim of abuse I could see him using that as like manipulative manipulatory things with his girlfriend because do I think that like Tom Sandoval is a victim of domestic violence consistently like from this three pound girlfriend I don't sorry like for me to believe that a man is being physically abused by a woman I just I need a little bit more proof I'm not I'm really not trying to be like a bitch but I saw the picture that he like gave to the police of like him being punched in the eye he had like a little yellow bruise by his eye like I'm sorry sorry yeah

27:09Claudia Oshry:I don't know is that bad to say I don't know I like it's really hard to pontificate on these matters because I don't know the girl I don't know their situation I don't know who's starting stuff but it just it's very trashy and that's of course not to say that like men can't be victims of No, I know what you're saying, but I have no idea what's going on here, so I'm not going to just start railing against someone because I have no idea. In the words of Aviva Drescher, you're both my trash criper anyway. Yeah, no, this is seriously trashy stuff. Yeah, right. And so I don't need to get in the mud, and I don't even know what's going on.

27:46Claudia Oshry:So I hope these people can get their act together in general, you know, and stop. I don't even want to say my next sentence I don't know if it's like a mutually toxic Consistent situation I don't know if it's mutual I don't know if there's just one or they're both I don't know I feel like a situation I keep comparing it to is Taylor Frankie Paul Because that's a recent situation Where a woman has been accused of being physically violent But I saw the video and she was being physically violent So it was easier to believe it Because I saw it Yeah but also holding space for the fact that he's probably participating In some way and that's just not on video He brought her to that place Right, right.

28:20Claudia Oshry:So it's like, it's hard to say. Yeah. It's hard to judge. I just, like, I wonder why Tom Sandoval isn't on the Valley. He's so crazy. Like, he's perfect for television. Yeah, but he's not in the life stage of the Valley. Oh, right. That's why. Yeah. Yeah. And people are done with him. Yeah. I don't think he performed well on, like, E's House of Villains. No, but I think he did good on Traitors and Special Forces.

28:48Jackie Oshry:Nobody watches Special Forces. That's the problem. But I do remember him having an impact on Traders. Are you ready for our next story? Yeah. Emma Roberts is returning for Aquamarine TV series 20 years after the movie. So this is very exciting news. Emma Roberts is joining Aquamarine TV show at Disney Plus. And she will be acting in it and executive producing. She will guest star as Claire Brown, who is her original character. And what about Sarah Paxton? I didn't see anything about Sarah Paxton But I feel like JoJo will do it I don't know why I got that vibe Aquamarine is amazing The kids of today, the mentally ill youth Like they need Aquamarine They need those seashell earrings with spring compliments in their ear Because they're all insecure And they just get like bullied online So nobody's telling them how great they are They need the earrings They need Robert The hottie with a body Hottie with a swimmer's body Like it's just It was the best movie And it was so pure And like sweet And like girlfriends And like beach town Like it was amazing And yeah that's what These kids need These kids need a lot And you know this is a good start And she actually has A great track record Of producing stuff Tell Me Lies of course Everything she does is good So love this And like I love that It's a nod to her You know OG I mean when's The Unfabulous reboot

30:11Claudia Oshry:When's the Unfabulous reboot It's better Unfabulous And as much as I would like to see original ideas out into this world. I wouldn't. Knowing we're not going to have original ideas and we're going back into the archives, definitely. Or adapting books. Definitely reboot stuff like this. If that's what we're doing now is picking up old stuff, do the best of the best, like Aquamarine. Yes, this is definitely, and I love that when Emma went back into her catalog of childhood projects to revitalize, this is what she chose. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. She's a mother herself. You know, she knows that the kids need this.

30:47Yeah. She probably also believes that the children are our future. Teach them well and let them lead the way. You know, I do really relate and see a lot of myself in Jenna Maroney from 30 Rock. Especially when I sing that song. Especially when you sing. Yeah. Like, my Don't Rain on My Parade is her I Believe the Children Are Our Future. I love her. It's time to watch 30 Rock. Actually, watching Four Seasons really gave me the Tina Fey itch.

31:13Claudia Oshry:Oh. what do you what else oh hmm I wonder if there's anything with Tina Fey that we haven't watched yet know what I mean we're like big consumers of Tina Fey's work but I wouldn't say I'm like an enormous Tina Fey stan she's not like my idol but I guess like she kind of is Mean Girls I'm sorry whoever was responsible for Mean Girls which is literally Tina Fey is the most brilliant person in the world and that's Tina Fey Jackie I think that we need to add her to the list of like dream guess she's kind of our idol i know she really gets our favorite things she really gets us should we read her book maybe also um unbreakable kimmy schmidt correct like she's never done there's not like a cult classic of hers that we don't know and love yeah yeah what else does she do sisters did she do mean girls too no no no good um she did she has a lot of movies oh she did Girls 5 ever.

32:14I just want to say, I never watched it. People loved it. Really? Yeah. And now I'm saying, it's like, for me, she's a Mindy Kaling. Like, I know I'm going to like what she does. Yeah, I agree with. Oh, and Only Murders. Oh, no, she was in Only Murders. Yeah, a lot of people are in Only Murders. Okay. Yeah, add her to the list. Add her to the list, yeah. Are you ready for our next story? Some more content news. It's been a content-heavy week. Must have been, like, you know, up front or whatever. Launch day. Shrek spinoff Donkey sets 2028 release date. Like, obviously, I know this. I follow Olivia Asher on Instagram.

32:49She posted all the she always posts the breaking news in the Shrek world. Because wasn't there just other Shrek news? Shrek 5 is coming. Yes. We're having another Shrek. Yeah. So I found that out from Olivia's Instagram stories. And then, yeah, I know this already. Like, yeah. Yeah. And we said, like, she better be invited to the premiere of Shrek 5 and she better be invited to the premiere of Donkey. If there's influencer budget, like for the promotion and they're using like mom influencers, like bitch, hire my mom. I mean, hire Olivia.

33:15Claudia Oshry:She's also my mom. You know what? I got invited to something that I'm not going to, but that like I was invited to the right thing, you know, and I would say like I should be invited to. And it was like. Forwarded to Olivia. No, no, no. She's not going to go either. But I was invited to. What was it? Is it? Hold on. Now that I'm thinking about it, like doesn't make sense. One second. but I just want to like give credit because I thought it was so pargy a special screening of Moana but didn't Moana oh the live action Moana oh yeah I saw uh what's his name in the studio oh yeah like the cast and the filmmakers are going to be there and like you know hockey is such a big part of our lives wait Moana is the girl's name what's Dwayne Johnson's name of course sorry I was like why is the movie named after him no it's named after the girl of course Yeah, so like that's the sort of stuff I should be going to.

34:06I'm actually really shocked that there's never been a donkey spinoff. He is far and away like the breakout star. He's the breakout star. Yeah. Everything that people quote from Shrek is from him. And in the morning, I'm making waffles. And I watched Eddie Murphy's documentary, which you guys know I love to bring up. And I know how much Shrek is like beloved to him because it makes him so much money and he never has to leave the house. It's literally a dream job. So Slay, yeah, I would love to. Honestly, sometimes you know who annoys me in Shrek is Shrek. I like Donkey. Yeah. Well, it's going to be like an origin story of how a donkey became Donkey.

34:38I love that. Became Donkey. And Eddie Murphy will be voicing Donkey. No, I love that. And you want to know what? Donkey's a good role model for these kids. Like, yes, of course, Shrek. But he's like low-key Fabissina a lot. And I don't know. The way he lives his life is a little unhealthy. So I think that Donkey, who's like this really positive figure, is just what the youth needs. Yeah. I like it.

35:01Claudia Oshry:We'll watch that in my house. We love donkeys. A thousand percent. I endorse. Me too. Even like Puss in Boots got his own movies. Right. And like he was so not the breakout character. No, but he had Riz. He did. Yeah. Well, that's exciting for Olivia. Yeah, it is. For Olivia. Also, more content news. Vampire Diaries reunion. Nina DeBrev and Paul Wellesley. Okay, DeBrev. DeBrev. Are you? Are reuniting for You Deserve to Know Oh, adaptation. What's that book? I don't know, but it's an Alex Cooper production. Wait, I like the cover. Not to judge a book. Yeah, it looks like every cover. I know, which is good.

35:40Let me go look it up. I don't know the book, and I never watched Vampire Diaries, so this genuinely did not start my heart rate at all. But to me, it's more interesting in the Alex Cooper saga. I'm so interested. I didn't realize this was Alex Cooper. Also, when I saw the headline that they're reuniting, I just assumed Vampire Diaries reboot, but no. A brand new suspense novel. Neighbors Gwen, Amy, and Lisa share more than playdates and coffee mornings on their tranquil street in East Bethesda. Oh, this is so us. Yeah. They confide their deepest secrets, navigate the challenges of motherhood together, and provide a support system that seems unbreakable.

36:12But when Gwen's husband, I don't want to spoil it, but it's a thriller. I'm reading that. I think Nina's probably Gwen. I'm reading that. Yeah, this is an Alex Cooper production. So yeah, I never watched. This does nothing for me. I don't know the book. I don't know Vampire Diaries. But you can't keep a good girl down. I'm like, sorry, say what you guys want about Alex Cooper. Like, she does not give a fuck. Yeah. Wait, I didn't even see that it's a, oh yeah, Unwell Production. Okay, cool. Well, I just have a new book to read. Even though I started the new Redheads book, we're reading the new Ann Patchett novel because we're very like intelligent women.

36:43What's Ann Patchett? Am I supposed to know what that is?

36:44Claudia Oshry:She's just like a very highbrow author, contemporary author, you know, like just like slay mama. and we haven't read her for the Redheads but we had read another one of her books The Dutch House and so she just came out with a book called Whisper and that's what we're reading this month for the Redheads Okay, just keeping it literary over there We sort of like do it all, high, low, mid everything. Read along with us, Redheads Book Club Alright, before you do that let me let you know that the remainder of today's episode is brought to you

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40:04Mitchell Musso went on a podcast and explained why he declined to do the Hannah Montana reunion. So he went on the Joe Volpus podcast and he said he wanted the anniversary to include the actors stepping back into their roles but when it wasn't presented that way he opted not to participate he said uh when he was asked like of what he would want to pass roles he'd want to step back into he said probably hannah with everybody i wanted it to be like that too for the 20th anniversary the kid in me was like banking on it i can't wait for us all to be on set again and it just didn't work out that way do something other than what was done set's still there.

40:39He said they just did it differently and it is what it, they did it differently and it, and it is what it is, but it wasn't the right thing. And I was busy doing something that was more important, right? But it would have been way more important if it would have just been an episode or a movie or whatever. Of course that would have been more important. It would have been everything. I would have dropped everything. Eat, breathe, sleep it. I'm there early. I'm flying in three days. I'm going to be there. Um, yeah, it didn't turn out that way. Of course they asked me um but it like I said it wasn't presented correctly and I've been waiting 10 years you know the people say they say 20 my break's been 10 so it's too long of a way to do it in a way that isn't even close to in my opinion correct I'm gonna try and say this in the nicest way possible that was a struggle well of course and let's say like his retelling of the events is true they asked him it wasn't how he envisioned it and he said no and this is like that's what happened like seriously who the fuck do you think you are like you're telling me you

41:43Jackie Oshry:declined this because like your artistic vision for what the production event didn't align with like disney and milie's like okay so don't come like you're only what do you think you're punishing us i didn't even know you weren't there like this is so strange i have to imagine he's lying about even being asked. Like, I don't think he's like Disney approved anymore. He had like a run in with the law. And he was very manic on this episode. Like it was really. I mean, even just reading that was a struggle. Yeah.

42:08Claudia Oshry:Yeah. I feel like he was asked, but also that to me, just like believing what he says. And I guess the way that it was presented wasn't compelling enough for him to take time away from his busy schedule. He said he was working on something like really important. Genuinely for Mitchell Musso, what is more important than the Hannah Montana reunion? No, but he said that if it was, you know, another episode. Done in his artistic way. Then that would have been more important. I don't know. These are like the rapings of a Mad Men. Exactly. I also feel like Emily Osment not being there and Mitchell Musso being there would have been bad.

42:39Like, I feel like once Emily couldn't have come, Mitchell's invitation was rescinded.

42:43Claudia Oshry:Was Rico there? No. He's too cool for school. The Hannah Montana special, like, was good, but it was missing a lot of stuff. Yeah. Yeah. I guess it wouldn't have made it any better for me to see those characters, but it just would have felt more like everybody's still good and happy.

43:02Jackie Oshry:I didn't want to make up the fact that he was arrested. He was. He was arrested in 2023. According to police, he allegedly took a bag of chips from a hotel market without paying, became verbally abusive when asked to pay, was found outside by officers who said he showed signs of intoxication and then was arrested on charges including public intoxication and theft under$100 and several traffic-related violations. He was released after posting a$1 ,000 bond. In a statement released afterward, Musso said, what I thought had become a harmless prank was in fact misunderstood.

43:31Claudia Oshry:I hate when that happens. Then the charges were dismissed a few months later. Okay. Still like erratic stuff. Yeah. I thought it was worse than it was. Yeah. So maybe like that, that wouldn't get you kicked off the Disney lot. No, no. And it's Disney plus, you know? Yeah. except for adults. Yeah, we cuss a little. Yeah, they cuss a little. He's just like a crazy one to me. And it was like an unwell production. Not, you know, they're rated R. It was a Gluck Gluck production. It was a Gluck Gluck production. Yeah, so like I think they could handle a little Mitchell Musso skipping out. Mitchell Musso's bag of chips.

44:08Skipping out on his hotel bill. Not even on a bag of chips. I'm cracking up. Well, Mitchell Musso, thanks for sharing your truth with us. We have enjoyed it. Let's dive into Queenie and Weenie. Our final segment of the final episode of the week. Jackie and I like to round out the weeks in a more wholesome, very conclusive way. Take a look back, right? We give out two awards. Queenie of the Week and Weenie of the Week. They're pretty self-explanatory. Did you act like a Queenie this week? Well, you might be deserving of Queenie of the Week.

44:34Jackie Oshry:Did you act like a major Weenie this week? Well, you're probably gonna be Weenie of the Week. No, it's a seven-day title. It's not that serious. Don't be upset. Let's dive into Queenie of the Week, right? We usually do that first. I'll go. My Queenie of the Week. It's not a person. It's not a place. It is a thing. Is it Granny the Cook? No. Oh, that's mine. No, Granny the Cook is not. No. While Granny the Cook provides entertainment and joy to few, the thing that I'm making Queenie of the Week provided entertainment and joy to so many. Drizzleicious. It was a Patreon episode we recorded yesterday.

45:13Claudia Oshry:Oh my gosh, I was going to bring this up after Queenie and Weenie. So perfect. So Jackie and I set out, like we do five times a month to record a podcast yesterday. We do. We try to come up with like funny, different, like segments. Fun, creative ideas. You know, we have some installments we like. But usually I would say four to five of the episodes a month are like new original ideas or vlogs. And one of the ideas that had actually been suggested to us by a Patreon member was going back and listening to old Dear Toasters episodes. And like seeing if we read the submission, give advice to the girl, and then listen to what we said in like 2019.

45:40And see if we give the same advice. And we knew we were going to like, you know, not probably agree with ourselves. you know right we were just wives then now we're moms where the episode ended up going was so

45:53Jackie Oshry:not what i thought was going to happen i think that we have never released a funnier podcast episode ever and i'm not just saying that because it's behind a paywall like i'm sorry it is we were when i got to mahjong all my eye makeup was off i looked so scary we were hysterically crying laughing so hard the episode was so we ended up listening to segments from may 2020 like after we had been canceled and so like we're listening to this episode where we're just like very clearly so afraid to get canceled like we are being so lame and like giving the worst advice i don't want to spoil it we are laughing so hard it was therapeutic we were like crying too i wasn't sure if i was laughing or crying it was very cathartic it was hands down the funniest thing I mean, when I got home for my dinner last night, I was so tired.

46:40Jackie Oshry:I made Ben watch like the last 20 minutes. We were howling in bed.

46:44Claudia Oshry:Yeah. So here's the thing. It's up to you guys to judge if this is the funniest episode of all time. Like that's for you to say. What I know is that I have never laughed harder on this show than recording that episode. I had a cramp. I had a cramp. I think the only time that compares is like Robert Flats. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I was like. Or like Queen Elizabeth Halloween episode. Oh, yeah. In terms of how much I laughed. Robert Flats was like one laugh. Like this was rolling. Everything was funnier than the next.

47:13Jackie Oshry:We couldn't talk. Half the episode is silent. We were just laughing.

47:16Claudia Oshry:So you guys have to listen to it. Patreon.com slash the toast. It was hysterical. That was my queenie. Like yesterday, I was just like, I kept thinking about it afterwards and like laughing in the street. Yeah. No, me too. I watched like, I didn't have my headphones. I just like watched it on silent. I wanted to like see us laughing. It was so funny. And the comments agree. It's not just like us thinking we're funny. The reviews are in. The reviews are in. My Queenie is Granny the Cook. You know, she's had a big week. I think people really thought it was so funny. Because it is so funny when you think about it.

47:49Claudia Oshry:It is. That she's Granny the Cook. And the fact that by Friday she's made it to the show, you know, just sort of coincidentally, I think is very special. And I'm glad that Granny's had her shine. I'm glad. You know what? Granny's deserve love too. They do. Now, my Weenie of the Week is actually somebody who embodies the word weenie so technically textbook definition. And you know what? He could have been weenie of the week last week, but I gave grace. I wanted to see part two of that DoorDash commercial. Now that I've seen it, and then the reports that he's upset about the Father's Day, like this has been such a bad month for Brooklyn Beckham.

48:22I didn't think I could hold a lower opinion of him, but I keep finding myself holding it. I think he's a loser. I think he's a spoiled brat. I think he's not smart. Like that That was not a good move. I think he's so disrespectful. And I think he's a weenie.

48:39Claudia Oshry:I agree with that. I was also, when I was thinking about Noah Kahn's song yesterday, it's like he writes a song like that for his mom. And Brooklyn Beckham does that disgraceful commercial. Even though he doesn't need the money. Sick. Even though he should be an astronaut. He's a Nepo son and a Nepo husband. He should be an astronaut and his mother should be the moon. Absolutely. No, it's disgraceful. Disgraceful. my weenie is a callback to I remembered who I wanted to weenify at the beginning of the week and it's the girls in the villa shouting fuck you at casa and Kenzie Kenzie was a runner-up but so much has happened since that episode yeah but it's like I you know the weeniedom was like that moment that moment was incredibly weenie and I I don't want to say like Kenzie's weenie because I think she has like good moments and bad moments like that moment another moment that deserves weenie is anaya saying i miss my man like that was genuinely shocking yeah that that was hard to watch lots of moments worth crowning yeah brooklyn and kenzie take it all brooklyn and what are they calling it the clam slam the clam slam heard around the world the thing is like later on in that orgy challenge when she had to do her dance like i i understood why she was like upset she She didn't get like she has this dance like choreographed and prepared and she was practicing it before.

49:58She knew the guys were going to cost. It's like I understood why she just wanted to get her splits out. Like she's proud of it.

50:02Claudia Oshry:Yeah. No. And yeah. And I think that like, you know, other girls, they have this or they have that. And like what she has is like she's an amazing dancer and she can do the splits. And like that's her moment to shine. I'm glad she like admitted that. She was like, I was excited to show off because like that is the truth. You were about to show off. And the fact that it was taken away from her, like I think was just really hard for her to process because she was about to like, you know, probably rise the ranks a little bit. Yeah, get a higher Q score. Yeah. Well, that's our show. It's been a great week.

50:30It really has. Next week is a little, what days are we doing shows next week? Just Monday, Tuesday.

50:36Claudia Oshry:And actually, I'm out on Monday. Oh, are you? Yeah, I'm out on Monday. Oh, let me see if I can find, I'll bring Ben, but let me see if I can bring like a Pardgy co-host. Yeah, I meant to remind you that I took off. I totally forgot. So I'll find someone. so Monday is co-host that'll be fun Tuesday is togetherness together and then we're off for the holiday weekend and then we're back Monday we'll be back on the following Monday together in person filming live from the Hamptons so that'll be great Swirly Summer next Monday that's very exciting yeah thank you guys so much for listening to the Toast of the Millennium Morning Show where we deliver the fast five stories that you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube so if you're watching us on YouTube please feel free to subscribe and give this video a thumbs up

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