The Fast Five Thousand: Monday, August 4th, 2025

0:20I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast. Happy August. Claudia, if you want to lead us in with a song. I slipped away to a moment in time because it was never mine. That's really beautiful. And they say her voice is gone. Who? You. You. You. I never said that. No, yeah. I never even thought it. After lots of consideration after last week's episode, I've pretty much confirmed my voice is still amazing. So I feel like a lot of people were worried. We're good. We are good. It is now August. Happy second month of Patreon exclusives. Your girls are back. We've set up in a different part of the house.

0:57We've gotten out of bed. We have. Hating it because I love bed. We're so close together. We're so close together. I'm also straining my neck because I'm like afraid of people saying like we're not loud enough. So if you hate the setup, just blame Jackie. I was down to stay in the bed. I wanted to try something new. Some new energy. Something fresh. It's just, it's hard to build BYO podcast studio. Oh my god. I can't even get into it. And we promised each other, and I know Jackie forgot, so I'm so glad to bring it up right now. We promised each other a couple of days ago at the very top of the show we would talk about something that happened to us this week.

1:27I didn't forget. You didn't? I was thinking about my week as I was doing my makeup. And when we did our peak in Pitt at Shabbat this week, when I was thinking about my week at a glance, I thought of my peak, which is also about the thing that we wanted to talk about. So we have to tell you guys that we actually had two celebrity sightings this week in the Hamptons. I know you know, the other one was like really short and random. It was Ramona Singer. Oh, that was brief. I was driving, so I was not paying attention. She looked absolutely incredible. She looked 17 years old. She was walking into St.

1:51Ambrose in Southampton. That's just like kind of, that's par for the course when you're in the Hamptons. But we saw somebody so unexpected. Such a deep cut. So deeply connected to Toast Herstory. And shout out to Miss Jacqueline Geller-Oshere Weinreb for recognizing this person. I probably wouldn't have. I don't know why or how I did. I just had a hunch. And I wasn't even sure that it was him. but I said to Claudia, like, I think that's Emily Ratajkowski's ex-husband, which most people wouldn't really know the name Sebastian Bear McClard. The only people who would know the name are actively listening to this podcast, which I think is really good and fresh because we found our people, right?

2:29Yeah. Jackie goes, I think that's Sebastian Bear McClard. Of course, I dropped everything. We were at Round Swamp, if you know, you know. I dropped everything and Jackie was like, all right, I'll check out. You go, like, see if that's him. And I turned a corner and it was 1000 % him. He looked so different than I imagined him looking, but I knew exactly who it was, you know? Yeah. That's the experience I had where he didn't look like what I thought he would look like. Not that I think so much about what he looks like. Sure, sure. No, not at all. But then he's such a big part of Toast Herstory because he is the reason why we call Claudia Turdy.

2:57That's the only reason why his name is ingrained in my mind. Because at the same time that we were talking about him, Sebastian Bear McClard, I started calling you, I don't know if his last name is McLeard or McClurd? It's McClurd. So you called me Clurdia. So I called you McClurdia. Yeah. Clurd. McClurdia, Clurdia, Clurd, Turd. Like it just evolved from him. Turdy. The origin root of Turdy is McClurd from Sebastian Bear McClurd. And so seeing him was a real full circle moment. One thousand percent. We both were in agreement. The man is extremely hot. Yeah. Yeah. It all made more sense after seeing him in person, like how and why he was married to Emily.

3:36It definitely felt like before we saw him in person, like how on earth he doesn't even have a lot of money. How did this sort of like uggo? Yeah, they were like squatting in a red and stabilized apartment. Right. They were just like, they looked like unwashed. It always kind of puzzled us. How did this rando get the girl? Remember, I just recently watched the Entourage movie and she's like the girl and it's like Emily Ratajkowski. And for a while with the Blurred Lines music video, she was like the Sydney Sweeney. And it's like who's it going to be? And they always go with the most random guys.

4:03What's his name? on Jonathan Devino. Yes. That will be my next spotting. They always go with the most random Jonathan Devino and Sebastian Bear McClure. So all is to say, if we actually saw Jonathan Devino in person, it might make sense. It's a bigger stretch, Jonathan Devino. Having said that, once seeing him in person, it made a lot of sense. He's jacked. Yeah, he's massive, and he has a really beautiful face. He's very handsome, and he doesn't look like all these other guys. All the guys these days look the same, like the Bachelor guys. No, he is unique. He is unique. So that was a real highlight, though that wasn't my peak at Shabbat seeing Sebastian Bear.

4:37To be clear. To be clear. To be clear, my peak at Shabbat was not seeing Sebastian Bear McClurd. It was. Hey, guys. Turdy here. If you'd like to hear the rest of this episode and what Jackie's peak was of her week, trust me, you don't want to miss it, subscribe to our Patreon. Head over to patreon.com slash the toast or just click the link in this episode description to become a member. It's$7.99 a month, and you'll get five extra toast episodes, sometimes their vlogs, sometimes their podcasts and you'll also get access to our extensive library or discography if you will of old episodes including our greatest hits like the great chili cook-off steamy lexicon and so much more so head over to patreon.com slash the toast now and enjoy