The First Monday in May: Monday, May 4th, 2026

0:20I sound amazing. welcome back to the toast and happy monday hope everybody had a par delicious definicious weekend speaking of par deliciousness and definiciousness it's my girl definitely hard on the definiciousness wouldn't you say do you think i think so i think so i feel like you bring the par deliciousness i bring the definiciousness i personally am okay with that it's a beautiful blend it is blended blended um but i did have a par delicious definicious weekend thank you for asking and wishing that upon me. So did I. It was jam-packed. Like, seriously, I just went on a four-night run of going out.

1:00On Wednesday night, I had my mahjong dinner party. Thursday night, I had my other dinner party. Friday, I hosted a dinner party, LGBTQ plus Shabbat. And then Saturday night, I went to Polo Bar. Like, when I tell you, this life is not for fucking me. Like, I'm exhausted. Yeah, I understand. And I went out for dinner Friday night and Saturday night. And yeah, I can say I did it. You know, I'm on hiatus. I got home from my dinner on Saturday at like midnight. Claudia, I tell you, I got home from my dinner on Saturday at like 1115 and the kids are still awake. I don't believe you. They waited for us to go.

1:41Oh, I love them. It was really cute. You can't even be mad. No, oh my God, not at all. I was like so excited to come home when they're up. Okay, let's go to sleep. Yeah, of course, that's my dream. Yeah, no, it's honestly like not that bad, but it's crazy. And that's like, that's why we don't go out. Correct. Well, not only did I do all of that, I did so many crazy things, including flat ironing my hair. Like every now and then I just feel like, what if I just whipped out my flat iron? It looks good. Does it? Yeah. Your hair really can't look bad. That's very sweet. Thanks. Wow, I wasn't expecting like, I'm like blushing.

2:14Oh my God. I mean, I'd be happy to like give you an insult with that as well. No, no, no. Just leave it there. Set it down. Say less, bestie. Set it down. I flat iron my hair, and then I also brought Ruben to meet Mark's show and weather yesterday. The two hadn't met yet. Oh, God. Maybe more iconic duo. And let me tell you something about babies. They really bring out this energy in people. Obviously, Mark is an older gentleman. When I tell you, I've never seen him so lit up and enthusiastic. He was jumping up and down. It was so cute. it was so fucking cute like bucket list moment for me that's precious it really was and let this be your time to make a donation to the mark schoenweather holocaust education foundation of course make it your sign do your good deed make it your sign it's giving tuesday make sure to give oh speaking of yesterday not yesterday excuse me friday which just feels like yesterday marks five whole shows we have made it an entire week let me just update my board here without making it a story without talking about licks versus lex in a formal capacity there was kind of some stuff to talk about over the weekend like i'm afraid that we might we might delve in i didn't choose it as a story so it won't be a formal capacity but i did like want to talk about snl oh yeah i wasn't even gonna talk about that because like that was so unfunny like good on them for like knowing what to talk about but now like just do it better oh my god that was crazy and like misogynistic I find so hateful towards women hateful absolutely I'm Alex and then am well they're both more successful than you like I honestly found that insulting I completely agree so reductive which is my new favorite word oh that is my new fucking favorite word it's a good one it's really a good one it's reductive don't you find the segment was reductive insulting to women it was also f1 weekend which Alex which takes place in Miami which like Alex Earl was the queen of but there were a couple of things that happened that of course just like because I'm a shit starter and like I like to see things through the licks lex lens of course well then we'll do an f1 recap story and we'll and we'll sneak it in there was also derby weekend oh my god I was just tearing up on tiktok watching my queen the female horse trainer just like have you seen the video of her reacting from every angle the one where she's watching the race yeah where she's kicking her feet like the horse did you see it from the back oh no I didn't Okay, I've seen it from the front to the side.

4:36The back is the best angle because you don't see. She's like standing up against the wall and she's kicking her legs on the wall, like imitating the horse's gallop. Oh my God. You have to watch a video from every angle. Like it just gets better every time you see it. And she made herstory. Like that's some real herstory first female trainer to win the Kentucky Derby. Abso-fucking-lutely. Like some women out here are talking the talk. No, there's multiple different types of women. She's galloping the gallop. making fun of other women on SNL and diminishing their accomplishments in a quite reductive way.

5:08And then there's a horse trainer whose name I can't remember, but she's a queen. Yeah, Queenie. Queenie of the week. Queenie of the week. Yeah, it was kind of like a big weekend for events. For racing, whether you like to race horses or cars. That seems to be the theme. Theme of the weekend, racing, yes. And theme of the weekend, my husband's birthday. My husband celebrated his birthday. That's why I had such like a poppin' weekend, you know, bus club. Yeah, you normally would never go to dinner. Hyundai Palisade because we went out for dinner Friday night as a family. And then we went out to dinner, the two of us, Saturday night.

5:36And we actually tried to remember the last time we went out to dinner, the two of us. And I could not remember a time. And I remember last year we didn't go out for his birthday. So it's literally, I think, over a year since we went out. I feel like that's actually not that crazy. So we had our annual dinner date. Did you take your annual photo? We didn't take our annual photo because I wasn't loving my outfit. But now I realize, like, even if I didn't post the photo, we should have passed. I had the photo because like it's just a marker of time, the significance of the passage of time. You actually should just take one today so you have a marker for this year.

6:10Well, we got a lot of good like family photos this weekend. But, you know, our couple's photo didn't make it. So, you know, to our credit, we do go on some lunch dates. So it's not like we haven't been on a date in a year. It's just not a dinner date. It's just hard like with bedtime. I mean, look, it didn't work. I love lunch. Love a lunch date. Invite me to lunch. Always free at lunch. lunch. Yummy, yummy. What else can I tell you? Because you and I haven't really chatted offline about our weekends. I was so busy with my festivities and we had a little soiree yesterday. Some of the basketball guys came over with their families.

6:47We got a ball pit. Highly recommend. Oh, that's cute. Highly recommend. And the kids slept so late this morning because they were so wiped out from the ball pit. It was pargy. Oh my god, Ruby also slept until 8. I actually felt like weird. Until 8am. I was like, should I? Teenager. Yeah, I was like having my coffee. I flat ironed my hair while he slept. That's why flat ironed my hair. I was genuinely like so confused that I just started flat ironing my hair. You didn't know what to do with your hands. And I didn't want to blow dry. I didn't want to use my Dyson Air app because I didn't want to wake him up.

7:15So that's why I flat ironed my hair. Thank you for reminding me. It all makes sense. But you know what? This weekend is Mother's Day, my very first. How are you celebrating? Isn't it sick that it's going to be Ben's second Father's Day and it's my first? Yeah, but it's so much more special that it's your first. And obviously we're going to make such a bigger deal of it. Of course, I'm expecting like the biggest gift ever. Like I'm expecting a push present 2.0 and I'll actually be mad if I don't get one. Does he know that? Oh, I feel like he knows. You've made your expectations clear. No, I haven't because I want to give him the opportunity to rise to the occasion.

7:52Like, no, if he doesn't understand the gravity of this moment, then he's not the man I thought he was. Honestly. I'll just, I'll give him a ring. he's not the man i thought he was i'll drop it in combo yes we're actually taking a trip to the cape yeah pretty much we're taking a little trip you're not going to tell us where like no what i want you to come shoot me right right so one thing about me i'm never going to tell people where i'm going on this podcast like i will lie to the day i die like so you can come kill me i don't think so will you text me where you're going just so i can imagine it in my head yeah I don't think you know it actually and I can set the scene it's just like a pargy like a pargy little spot yeah and then we're actually ending it on Sunday we haven't we haven't got the tickets yet but you know Sunday is the first or no maybe the second game of the Knicks playoffs and we're gonna go I told Ben we could all go as a family I actually think that would be so fun because you know like the Knicks playoffs means a lot to me because we were watching when ruby was born right and like we can go but i told ben like obviously like i can't like ruby we have to like sit in a suite like i'm not gonna like you know i can't just go so it's gonna be a really expensive weekend for ben but i'm okay with that the sweet life of grubin rubin no i'm so excited like literally the level of excited i was to go tost bart's and like pot my pussy like doesn't even compare like i'm so fucking excited for my trip oh my god i can't fucking wait like i'm so excited that's really cute and like let's just like load up the car with shit and go you know like let's fucking go yeah yeah i'm excited i can't wait even though like one thing about me and it's not me it's actually my husband's like i can't load up my car with shit ever because my car stays loaded fully loaded it is so annoying we have one car we literally have one car ben uses it as a storage facility because just a baseline in there we have his golf clubs which takes up the whole trunk and like always bare minimum like a couple cases of spritz and then the travel stroller like i can't i cannot load up my car like i don't have it's so when ben pulls up it's almost always a fight like he goes and gets the car i get everything ready and then he comes and picks us up when i get in it's always a fight like there's shit everywhere yesterday the back seat was full i guess he had interviewed snooki she gave him a couple of bags of merch like just take it upstairs like bring it home he just loads up the car with crap yeah damn i know that's your cross to bear it is the source of so many arguments in my house i can imagine because it's also crazy because it's like claudia has a car so like if you go and pick someone up like from the airport say it's like oh no we actually can't fit your luggage oh i forget where like and this has been this is a um a hereditary thing because ben is this is a learned one time ben's used his parents car to like pick me up i think from my dorm room and college I was like moving out he came and picked me up with a completely full car I was like where are my suitcases supposed to go like I was I was moving I was literally moving right there was a full car oh my god it was insane it's a it's like a decades-long argument between us yes you need a bigger car we have a huge car it's not you know what it's not the next car I completely agree the next car like I'm getting a Chevy Suburban yeah a Cadillac Escalade like I need an uber black yes Yes, you do.

11:12We're three people, two and a half. Like, it's insane how much space we take up. Grubin, he takes up all the space in his maxi cozy. Yeah, he uses Charlie's car seat. Even though, like I was reading, TikTok will make you afraid of everything. I was reading, like, you really should not use a used car seat. But it's more so like a thrifted car seat because you don't know of like the safety. Like, it's you. I know, like, it still works, right? And also, like, when you get into a car accident, you're supposed to immediately replace the car seat Because like the, you know, it's sort of like. It could, the mechanics could have been.

11:44It's a big one. Like it's a one and done. It's a one time thing for sure. But that car seat just sat there in the Tesla for a year and a half. It's totally fine. It's really, aside from all the crumbs, it's good as new. Well, we got our car like detailed and you know, they cleaned the car seat. They also took it out. I could not figure out how to put it back in. I was about to literally go to my local fire station. You know, if you take your car seat to the firehouse, they know how to do it and they'll teach you and they'll do the whole thing. I could not. It is the most complicated thing on the planet.

12:12Yeah. Those things will have you just. They will have you institutionalized. In a blind rage. A blind rage. It's insane. Like, and you're like bent over trying to watch a video. Oh my God. Like misery. When I went to take the Maxi Cozy out of my car, like for the final time, like I'm shocked. I'm shocked it goes back together because I, a direction was not followed. I was like you know super woman human strength like ripping it out of my car oh good so so maybe that's good that's good you do need a new one well if the fire station didn't say anything then it's fine I didn't go I ended up being able to figure it out but also like in the city you're doing it like while double parked and like people are hugging you it's so fucking stressful there's not like a peaceful place to install your car seat yeah no there's not a peaceful you have to do it in like at like three in the morning just so there's no other traffic and you can get they'll steal the car so true it's obviously peaceful it's so difficult it's not peaceful it's just quiet yeah maybe until you get mugged during your weekend this weekend you have to leave the city literally you have to leave the city to install your car seat that's why she's taking a relaxing weekend classic true to us form when we first when i was like nine months pregnant and you like you want to start doing prep things so we installed the duna car base in the middle of like a busy road it was so loud it was so stressful ben pulls up the car is completely full i wanted to kill him the trunk was full they must have been having an event like spritz buckets spritz and umbrellas spritz placemats oh my god that i was like moving stuff around and i put the spritz buckets on the floor and they're like cracked and he was so mad like it was and i actually ran into like two toasters who were like oh my god dirty when i tell you that like there are two toasters out there who have genuinely seen me at my worst.

14:01Actually, that happened yesterday. The lowest possible thing happened to me. You fell. No. OK. The second lowest thing. So we went to the Short Hills Mall, which is like a famous mall I've never been to. It's just like a very it's just a mall, but it's like famous. And we ended the Cheesecake Factory. Of course, it was delicious. And then we started walking around. But, you know, within five minutes, I had to go to the bathroom like so bad. And we're in the middle of the mall. I don't know where the bathroom is. So like run into free people and I just I'm like where's the bathroom and I'm like I'm in distress if you know what I mean and the sales associate is like turdy it's like seriously not now like I'm not okay I was like hi I was like I will come back to the free people store just please point me in the direction of the toilet it was up inside second floor of Bloomingdale's I made it within an inch of my life there wasn't like a special one that she could give you like inside the free people so when free people sales people have to go to the bathroom they go up to Bloomingdale's yeah doesn't seem efficient did you buy anything good at the mall

15:05did you buy anything good at the mall you froze so did you yes I did buy something good at the mall Miss Satchel Lou's birthday is this week so I had to get her a present of course of course I already did that Ben got some pants classic and yeah love it did Ruby like them all oh my god it's a magical place for children it is it's very like stimulating there's a lot to look at lots of people and one thing about my son like his party trick is that he waves to quite literally anyone and he was in a real waving mood and like everybody thinks they're special like oh he waved to me it's like yeah okay who are you like it doesn't matter um and everyone was just like he was literally holding a meet and greet like waving shaking hands it was so cute kissing babies literally that's so cute you need to take him to american dream i know once he's a little bit older malls are everything the american dream like it's the craziest mall that's why when i went to the short hills mall which has been like really amped up it's just a luxury mall like they have i don't think they have Hermes, but they have everything else like Chanel Prada.

16:14And it was beautiful, of course, but like, it's just a mall. It's like a building with stores. Yeah. And American Dream has just like, if you guys don't know, American Dream is this insane mall in New Jersey that has a water park, a roller coaster. It's Lego mountain. Yeah. A mountain. I learned to ski there. You can ski on. They have Angry Birds mini golf. Yeah. It's in, it is the, if you've seen any of Mr. Beast's videos about hiding in a mall. He does it at that one. They have concerts. The Jonas Brothers hosted Jonas Con there. At the water park. They have like Shrek World. Every character.

16:49They have roller coasters. It's fucking crazy. They have a hockey rink. We took in a women's hockey game. Oh yeah, right. And it was an international game. I think it was like India versus Lebanon. Literally, that's why now when I go to a mall, I'm like, oh, it's just like a mall. It just sets the bar really high. Yeah. Because American Dream is not a mall. It's the craziest place you'll ever go in your life. They had a jerky store. We got kosher beef jerky. They literally have everything. It's also like, I don't know if it's owned by Jews or it's in a very Jewish area because it's like almost all kosher.

17:23Like there's so many kosher options. If you go there, it literally looks like mini Tel Aviv. Like everyone there is religious. And it's across the street from MetLife Stadium, like where Taylor Swift performs. Let me tell you, it's bigger than that. Like just if you're not from New Jersey or the tri-state area trying to like for scale, it's three times the size of MetLife Stadium. It's fucking crazy. Yeah. Oh, and there's a yard house. Oh, of course. That's where I went. I pregamed for Morgan Wall in there. And what's the name of Mr. Beast's restaurant? Beast Burger. Beast Burger. I dined there.

17:52Oh, they have a facility? They have a Beast Burger at American Dream. Oh, interesting. All the restaurants are like fake like you never heard of them before. I'm shocked they have a yard house. they all look like I don't know AI generated oh I love that like kind of remember that remember that video game um dream life where like you would go to school and like go to your job and look at the bulletin board like it looks like that yeah it does like the fake storefronts for sure fake storefronts for sure the food is like 3d printed yummy yeah right yummy no American dream is like the future yeah you you guys are living in the past and like they have these motorized like rocking horses that like the kids it's like these huge stuffed animals that you can ride around the mall and they're motorized it's it is the craziest place Claudia Toys R Us activates there with a miniature train and you can ride around the mall in a train they've literally thought of everything it's the craziest thing honestly couldn't be more perfectly named the American Dream Mall yeah it's the American Dream I feel like what show were we watching where was it Love is Blind like Minnesota where they're known for their mall of America.

18:57Mall of America. It has nothing on the American Dream Mall. No. And Mall of America had us in a chokehold from those Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Absolutely. No, and it is maybe, it was at one point really impressive, but now I don't find it that impressive. It doesn't hold a candle. You can literally skydive at the Mall of America. I mean, at the American Dream. Yeah. No, it's wild. So if you have a chance to go, check it out. I'm on their email. This episode is not sponsored by the American Dream. Or we just go on about the American Dream Mall. I'm on their email list, so I always see the latest and greatest.

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Yeah. out here in the cold waiting for a drama waiting for a jertra waiting for a jertra our first story f1 miami grand prix was this weekend the stars were out also kentucky derby so let's just say you know both racing weekends i feel like that happens every year the two races are on the same weekend how do you choose which one to go to i do actually think that like the types of people that are drawn to each event are so different is much more sceny it's very instagram like it's like it's very uh miami and kentucky derby is like so southern bell like madison la croix yeah well there were a bunch of reality stars there with amazon i think they made a bunch of content bravo people yeah that's where madison was i wouldn't see that it's like ashley darby erin lichi madison ashley i gianina of course Giannina your favorite what's the Kentucky Derby without Giannina Giabelli Balakale Balakale Balakale Hortsman my faves they're going strong by the way annual reminder that Giannina and Blake Hortsman like are happily ever after it's actually sweet it's so sweet um they have one or two babies oh I think one one um cute but yeah no and I think that last year I asked like which one would you rather go to Miami Grand Prix or Kentucky Derby I think the F1 yeah so F1 popped off there was like Carbone Beach all the girlies were in attendance I obviously was like over fixating on Stassi and Alex Earl hanging out because just anything Alex Earl does these days like I'm looking at through the Lex versus Lex lens and anyone who publicly is engaging with either of them is like putting out some sort of message I feel and it wasn't just that they took a photo together which of course it's also on their friends and she was she was her first guest on get real with me well so yeah but the picture that sassy posted of the two of them they're like laughing like cackling yeah it's just giving like we're laughing at you and i think the caption was like a time was had it was just giving like we're laughing at you i'm team licks this isn't the first time that sassy has entered my mind in the licks lex arena because yes she historically has been friendly with alex cooper she went and called her daddy i think twice and then has done like unwell events but then she did get real with me which actually i don't think that's a big deal she did get real with me you can do both because there are some people she did get real she did get real before the beef was public well was public yes now of us in the know have been knowing but i mean look at mickey glazer she did the two in the same week like yes yes but mickey glazer is not from this world like she's just like doing press stasi's like friends with people but you didn't have to make a choice until the monday after coachella oh today's the met gala today is the Met Gala yes oh my god when I went to Polo Bar on Saturday night it was so busy and so backed up and I was like what the hell is going on but then I realized it was the Saturday night before the Met Gala and I was trying to have my head on a swivel it's like so annoying when you're like at dinner with someone and they keep looking around so I was trying not to I didn't see anyone who were you with uh Ben's friend Pete Alonzo former Met current Oriole and his wife Haley I guess everyone's on a swivel looking at Turdy and Pete Alonzo no it's so crazy you were the celebrities I'm not like big in baseball so I don't really know but like people are fucking obsessed with him and I've gone to dinner with him a lot when he was a player in New York and I was wondering if now that he's moved over to Baltimore like maybe people are gonna like hate him no they just love him so much like they're like come back come back oh it was really sweet so and I was having such a good time I really wasn't like looking around although I did see Adam Mosseri who like knew Ben of course like in Adam the head of Instagram yeah um but that was only like celebrity i saw i guess instagram they like do like a sponsorship at the mac gallery i think you were the celebrities at polo bar that's what i'm trying to say celebrities are the friends we made along the way no because you were them yeah no you're right they existed and they were you and ben celebrity and pete pete totally pete alonzo was the celebrity at polo bar yeah i guess it really was pete like everybody's looking at you guys so true it's so hard i have no privacy so Mecca Alice tonight the city I was also walking like on the Upper East Side by the park on like Friday and Saturday and they already have like the barricades up there's no people there I was just like why is the whole road barricaded and then I realized I was near the Carlisle so tomorrow's gonna be a fun toast yes not that today isn't no always but it's a big weekend yeah but we came off of a big weekend so Miami, Kentucky I guess everyone's gonna head to New York any other Licks vs.

30:55Lex notes that emerged from this weekend for you aside from saucy and snl yeah neither of the girls well the publicist as well alex was making like licks was making a big she was with kate bailey like the whole weekend who was the four yeah but it's kate bailey's event yes no but i just felt like it was like a a flag in the sand no i feel like maybe you're just noticing it because i feel i think that they're always like that i just felt like it was like as my kids would say nana nana poo poo l-o-o i feel like neither one of the girls like acknowledge the snl skit like to be referenced on snl when you're like a digital creator is such a big deal and they've referenced alex once before cooper and she like made a whole video about how crazy it was and obviously they didn't do that this time but like do you like it's still cool even though i guess it's like this awkward thing because it's your beef yes but i think that it was also offensive like it was i agree really like they obviously didn't know anything about either of the girls or the beef not that the beef is so real and is a lot of like say it no i'm gonna say it say it like yes that by the way that part is clever but the way that they were talking just so obnoxiously like you know stupid girls like i i think it was offensive um yeah brianna chicken fry caught a shout out that's exciting for her yeah it is it was funny well no it wasn't but it was something you know yeah no and it's it is such a big deal culturally to be referenced on SNL that um the fact that neither one of them even like commented on it or good or bad I'm curious well I saw a headline that Alex Earl responded to it but it was like maybe she left the comment it was um you know when websites like make a video like a horizontal video for the article I do know when websites make a horizontal video for the article and I fucking hate it.

32:50And I'm never going to click play. I'm going to click X instead. Agreed. I didn't get to find out what she said because I was not watching that video, that ad supported video where they had like. Maybe let me just see. Alex Earl. Their own host like narrate just an Instagram comment. She reacts to the sketch. She, a follower commented under a TikTok video of Alex Earl getting ready for F1 and asked if she watched. Oh asked if she watched the parody And then Alex R. responded yes I'm laughing With a crying emoji Great Also Olivia Rodriguez hosted She did she's so Cute like she's so cute And pretty and she's so talented And I think that when you Because I was seeing a lot of like discourse About her current song and then her new song I don't know if you saw that like the leader of her fandom Made a public letter An open letter that was like we're worried about your album because this song sucks like there's been like a little bit not backlash but it hasn't been as widely positively received as her previous works and i just feel like there's really only one place to go from where she started which is down because her first album was like so historic and so legendary and i actually think her second album was such an amazing follow-up like you don't usually follow up to something as iconic as that with something honestly just as good if not better guts is so good or no sour yeah guts is which is the first one i don't remember um but i just think she's such a cutie and she's very talented and i wish her the best i really do yeah then you saw she was like joking about jake paul i did and then i saw jake paul responding and he kind of like wasn't was not receiving it as an insult he sort of refused to be insulted i did not know that they were on the same show i knew that jake paul had a brief disney channel stint as bizarre vark i didn't know olivia rodrigo was on that show me neither what did jake paul say about what she said he did a green screen video to the monologue where she basically said you know i started my career on disney i was on a show called bizarre vark actually one of my cast mates is jake paul and you know we used to always talk about our futures uh and it was so it was actually really patronizing what she said she was like she was like yeah i mean i would tell him how i wanted to write about the complex emotions of girlhoods for girls my age and he told me he wanted to beat up old guys it's a girl chill out you're a pop star okay you're not shakespeare like what you do and what he does is actually not that different like you entertain people it was a little patronizing and if you wanted to be insulted you absolutely could but jake paul i think was just excited and he made a video and he was like let's go he was just like letting it play in the background he was like yeah we did yeah we did it was very it was he took it like in a sweet way that's really cute yeah even though it was like kind of rude of course it was yeah and it's like she just the way she described what she did and the way she described what he did like you're both entertainers and it's like i read about the complex emotions of girlhoods for young coming of age women and he beats up old guys on netflix whereas like you yeah like you write songs and he you know is achieving the physical manifestations of his dream it's just words you know yeah for sure well that's what the stars were up to this weekend that there are various races and parties i am excited what live stream are we watching for the Met Gala tonight?

36:04There's like never, there's like the Vogue one, right? Have they announced who's hosting? Yeah, they did. Vogue Met Gala live stream. I'm so curious because they've stumbled upon some like really good hosts. And I feel like they've made a lot of careers for like Emma Chamberlain. I don't think she did a lot of hosting before. And then sometimes they kind of like miss the mark. I feel like they did announce a bunch of people. I mean, Lala Anthony, hopefully she gets the gig again. She's so good. I don't know who's Vogue, who's E, who's like random Instagram. okay host okay host Ashley Graham Lala Anthony and Cara Delevingne will be taking viewers through the fun and fashion with Emma Chamberlain reprising her role as a red carpet correspondent so Lala Anthony and Emma Chamberlain are proven they have an excellent track record I think people really like them they know them personally Cara Delevingne does give me that same vibe where like I think she's friends with a lot of the people and she has a big personality and same I don't know if Ashley Graham is friendly with so many of them but she does have a good personality she's very professional Ashley Graham you know she can do any job that's given to her I feel it's actually so she's a hard worker not one entertainment journalist I guess Lala Anthony technically like has a history yes she does you see Northwest had like a album release party or something I saw about it I didn't and her mom isn't there no I thought she was in New York it was last night Kim's in New York no I thought she was there I saw a picture of her I only saw Kanye wearing I don't know I like I said I didn't look too closely I she's really young I feel like when I look at her and I'm like oh she's like yeah 16 like they're finally like emerging no she's literally 12 like yeah and it's like I'm not the target demo I'm like an old lady it's absolutely miss me with that hard on the old lady yeah um our next story some new bed bed news Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden welcome baby number three so Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden have shared that their third baby has arrived.

37:59He wrote, Cameron and I are happy, excited, and feeling so blessed to announce the birth of our third child. They shared the infant's name, which is Nautis. And he said, welcome to the world, son. We love life with our family. Our kids are healthy and happy, and we are grateful. So they, as a reminder, have a six-year-old named Radix, a two-year-old named Cardinal, and now a Bebe named Nautis. I just love these two. I love the whole who are the Madden brothers parents I feel like they're both such fine young men who were like even raised in the public eye and ended up being as far as I know like true stand up husbands, partners, fathers they both like love their private little lives and they love their wives and they love having babies and then you see them aesthetically and you just wouldn't think that because they're like rockers.

38:47Yeah like tatted up bad boys tatted up rockers and I just fucking love that Cameron Diaz like yeah girl do live your life. Like, give us nothing, you know? Like, she doesn't act, she gives us nothing. She gives us a glass of wine. Yeah, an Avaline. But like, that's what I want for her. I want you to continue giving us nothing and continue enjoying your inner peace. She's earned the right. Absolutely. So, mazel tov to the Diaz Maddens. Nautis Madden. Beautiful. I think it means like Voyager. Okay. Voyager. yeah it means sailor navigator voyager one who embarks on a journey and fears not the unknown Cameron Diaz is also 53 which I just feel like needs to be said that's my queen right there yeah yes mistake yeah though you know putting the biological clock on its head well we don't know how how conception yeah but say like yeah you can be a mom at 53 yes yes you can and as Edna Turnblad once said you're timeless to me I've been singing so much Hairspray like bath time is when I sing nicest kids in town I like put on a whole performance and like it's the echo it sounds really good and I've been watching also your friends and neighbors with James Morrison is in and so I've been having like a lot of Cordy Collins energy flowing throughout my home and I love it I think it's literally the best movie ever it's the best soundtrack ever I just I just wanted to say that so who do you think Ruby is in Hairspray

40:24oh link

40:29obviously i'm tracy like

40:35link he's so link larkin and i'm rue oh every afternoon when the clock shines for you i can't we can't go down this road because i'll never stop like we already did our American dream one like we can't have two random tangents honestly we're the laws of physics don't allow us to do a hairspray monologue and an American dream monologue in the same episode we'll have to do it tomorrow we're at our quota for random shit like because I think we're at like yeah we're fine we're so fine we're fine we're fine but we are at our quota unfortunately we have to stick to the news now oh we forgot Queenie and Weenie on Friday I didn't forget I completely forgot.