The Krizzler: Thursday, May 14th, 2026

0:03Good morning, girlies. It's the toast. It's Jackson Claude and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show. The fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast.

0:22Jackie Oshry:I sound amazing. welcome back to the toast and happy thursday it's the latter half of the week be grateful you know i am grateful we are also simpatico i don't know if you noticed yeah pink sweaters creamy pants creamy white pants with a light shoe to match yeah so except my my shoes are not made the old way and sold the new way i know yours are no these are not m jemmy oh these are a brand called Margo. Have you heard of it? No. Tell me more. It's very fine shoe. Okay. I have so much I want to talk to you about. We have a lot to discuss today. We do? Yeah. Because Kylie was on J. Shane and I stayed up literally.

1:11I thought it came out at noon p.m. I don't know why. I just like assume that. And then I was playing much. I was like, oh my gosh i missed it and then at night i'm like you know i'm gonna watch it on netflix i got in bed at like 9 45 i turned it on i it didn't come out yet it came out at 7 p.m pacific time 10 p.m eastern time so i sat there for 15 minutes didn't let myself get distracted you to have waited up and i was first click yeah first if i could comment i would have commented first yeah right right right

1:39Jackie Oshry:oh i didn't know that like it was that type of affair that we were like waiting up till 10 p.m to watch I haven't watched it I'm like I'm shocked that you stayed up yeah no I could stay up till 10 to watch something I've been looking forward to it all day and I know that if I didn't watch it like when it comes out that I and I started to see clips of it and everything I would have like felt like I already watched it and I wanted to have like the full experience oh I guess I guess that makes sense I watched the Real Housewives of Rhode Island last night which like people have been begging me to do and I'm so glad that I did like I had watched the first episode I thought it was good but it's like hard to get into like a whole new place all these new people they all look the same yeah like it's just it's so it's honestly so much work try being an influencer for a day try it but i ben was out last night so i watched like three more episodes it's getting like insane reviews like everyone's saying like sort of like slama where it's like this is the greatest reality tv like reality tv is back and so i understand why you watch it and i'll probably watch it too i do have i am catching some flights this weekend so i might try and watch it on my plane rides so i watched i think the first four episodes and i don't want to like give my i don't want people to spoil it for me in the comments because i feel like something really crazy happens um it's really good and the only thing is that like ashley i canetti is so out of place on this show not only like she's a part of like the younger there's like an older group and a younger group and she's part of the younger group but she has like no ties to this group no ties to rhode island she's like sharing her personal story and like well i'm sorry that you're having a hard time like I really don't say how it's relevant to the show like she's supposed to be bringing like the secret lives of Mormon wives energy like young mom talking about like balancing it all her husband like is trying to earn a living not because they need the money but just to like make himself feel good feel like a man and I don't know if the point of the show is to make me hate Jared Hybon but I do Jared like him and his you hate Jared H and Ashley I I don't hate Ashley I I feel bad for Ashley I it's like she's home alone all day with the kids and she's the one earning the living but like it just doesn't take as much time out of the day as his does and so it's like but so they're they're like fine for money yeah it's not about money it's about purpose which i understand yeah but like if your purpose is leaving your home your wife at home all day while your wife also pays the bills like yeah it's actually it's jarring like it's very startling um i hate him yikes yeah yeah i actually did not see that for myself and i just think that like their storyline and their contributions thus far again i'm only on the fourth episode i don't see how it's relevant all these people like they went to middle school together like at least just telling a story and he used to be married to my spanish teacher like it's so interconnected and that's what's actually really great like you know those people didn't like show up to film together like they've known each other and they don't care if they hurt each other's feelings like it doesn't my mother's friends with her sister like it's so connected and actually i just feels like a really random addition and they did this game where it's like you know you pick a question out of the box and the question of the box truth yeah the question is like you know uh everyone has skeletons you know you had an affair your your boyfriend has another girlfriend and ashley's was when did you lose your virginity which i guess like in the bachelor days like she was one of the virgins which was crazy at the time but like in reality tv like we don't care that you lost your virginity at 29 like that's not even crazy it's like it's not crazy but i'm saying like that was her thing the other ones was like pictures of your husband and his mistress that she's still like riding that that's her like really big central trauma I saw a clip of her I don't know if it's part of what you've already seen yet or not but it's not a spoiler and she's like breaks down crying because she's like talking about how everybody else has like these really like terrible traumatic things that have happened and like she doesn't have anything like that and like it makes her so scared for like whenever that does happen like like no I haven't seen that that's what I mean like her like seriously her contributions that feel so bizarre and random on the show and there is like this younger crew rosie and kelsey and they got crazy shit going on like rosie like is like was waiting for the call from andy cohen and she got it and she's not giving like she's she will not be kicked off the show like if there's a stone to turn she will turn it and then kelsey obviously she's the polygamist she's wildly interesting yeah so she's just like she's like not inherently interesting like her life is just like very normal yeah which is nice i feel like they were probably trying to court like the bachelor viewers by bringing in a name like that and it is interesting but it's to a point yeah but if it doesn't actually work on the show it doesn't work on the show so I need to get all caught up on that but my content plate like I'm feeling so overwhelmed last night like Ben was gone having dinner with his mom so I was like okay I can either read Strangers by Burden or start Rhode Island because that's everyone's been asking me to do so I did start that but I realized now my book plate is kind of growing because I realized I think maybe you were talking about this when you were like whose book did I say I wanted to read is it Hayden Panettiere?

6:29It's not but I do want to read it. I'm going to actually add it to my Goodreads before I forget.

6:33Jackie Oshry:She went on Jay Shetty and you know I forgot. There's so many eras of Hayden Panettiere she was talking about in Nashville. For me she will always be raising Helen. Bring it on. But she was also one of the global faces for like a decade of Neutrogena. And she was telling the story on Jay Shetty podcast that when she went on live with Kelly and Ryan or whatever it was back then. Kelly and Ryan. Regis and Kelly. It might have been Regis and Kelly. I forget. She was talking about, she's one of the most vocal celebrities who talks about postpartum depression because she had a really severe case of it.

7:04Jackie Oshry:And she had literally been with the brand for 10 years and they fired her because of that. And I heard they're getting dragged. As they motherfucking should. And you know what? Your wipes are trash too. Yeah. I use Rael now. I just want to say I use Rael every night and I bought new wipes and I haven't even opened them. Okay. It's kind of like the Ben Platt effect. like Neutrogena you're wrong for that but I do still love your wipes because I used one this morning no no no I just I happen to be like an Emre Al bomb just wait till I have to wash my face at the sink where I was going in the garbage yeah and like I'm sure the people who worked there then like don't work there now but like of course they need to give her a hundred million dollars to make it right then we're fine put it back on commercials give her ten million dollars and we'll call it even I feel like her book is probably like eight thousand pages like she has so many even if she was just like a successful child star that's an interesting book her postpartum depression journey very lots to discuss there it's probably an anthology yeah it hasn't come out yet i just added it to my good reads oh it hasn't come out so strangers bellburden lena dunham like i have a lot of books to read yeah yeah so like i said i don't think you're gonna be reading strangers bellburden i am it's gonna be my first one oh it's gonna be your first one yes and now it's like what if you don't even like it what's that to like i could see you not liking it it's short i can't hate a short book like thanks for being mindful of my time bill yeah um i think we should get into the stories because there's a lot to discuss today and we like need to get i just want to talk about kylie and jake shane like that's just top of mind for me my queen okay but like let's not rush i'm not done okay what else do you want to talk about let me think like what happened to me last night one of those foul dinners like it was so upsetting I waited so long for it and it was just disgusting oh I like ordered last night which I you know I never do and I always regret when I do and it was so good and then I was just like I was full but like from garbage oh yuck oh I'm actually doing something major today I'm taking I'm literally taking control of my life I'm doing something major today and taking control of my life as well what are you doing I'm finally going to the doctor for my thumb you guys know I haven't had good like mobility in my left thumb for about three years oh my god speaking of like random fake ailments oh my fucking god what does kylie have coccidinia kylie is talking about her pregnancy like ailments and she had really bad sciatica in her second pregnancy and she said her back has not been the same since she was pregnant with air she was talking about how she had lower back pain and sciatica i'm like my sciatica queen she she was actually we'll talk about it in the stories but she was talking a lot about her pregnancies which i was glad for because i do feel like when you go on a man's podcast you don't talk about women's issues like because why would you but for some reason they like stumbled down the rabbit hole of like how she fared in both of her pregnancies what she weighed at the top of each of her pregnancies women love to go on jake shane's podcast and talk about how much weight they gained and how much they weighed sofia richie also telling everyone what she weighed on jake shane's podcast i love that i do need kylie to go on like a women's podcast like to talk about all this stuff like maybe she md because there were so many follow-up questions that i was like and i'd like you know and i feel that way i i guess like people must feel that way when they listen to podcasts in general.

10:13I don't always listen, but whenever I do, that's my feeling. It's like, wait, what about that? That, but it's like someone else's conversation. They didn't want to go down that rabbit hole.

10:21Jackie Oshry:So all's that to say, I'm really looking forward to having mobility back in my thumb. Although based on my research via chat, GBT, the issue that I have like needs to be fixed with hand surgery. Well, let's see. Let's see. But wouldn't that be crazy? I've never had surgery ever. You're not getting it. Like if You have to have surgery. You're not going to get it. You're not. But I just never use my thumb. Yeah. You're doing fine. Look at you. I'm actually not. Look at you. You know, I dropped Levi once. I don't know if I've ever told Olivia that, but I dropped Levi when he was like little. I was trying to be helpful and like my thumb gave out.

10:55Jackie Oshry:I caught him. I just want to say I caught him like within an inch of the floor. But like that's when I knew my thumb was a really big problem. We were in the Hamptons. It was like two summers ago. Sorry, Olivia. But you've been fine with Ruby? you know sometimes you know the thumb gets in the way yes I've been fine technically but what I have to wait for something to happen I'm telling you not having mobility in my left thumb plus the coccididia I live a very difficult life well let's see what the doctor says I'm not gonna make a decision before it like you even get well because you know like before I got pregnant I was like you know what let me fix this before I become a mother like I'm gonna need my left thumb I went I got an x-ray and they were like there's nothing wrong with your hand I'm like are you sure and they were like, it's probably a nerve issue and nerves don't come up in x-rays.

11:37Jackie Oshry:So now I got to get this thing called an EMG and it's just such a fucking pain in the ass. I just need to get the, and I just know I'm going to go to the doctor today and they're going to be like, well, you have to come back for your EMG. Like schedule it. And it's like, why am I fucking here? Well, 1000%, that's what's going to happen today. So fucking annoying. I know. Well, speaking of mobility, I'm looking forward to a lack of mobility in my forehead because I'm getting Botox today. Are you going to the place that I went to? I did. for the first time in over two years i'm getting botox i can't friggin wait i can't wait to be like so confused by you by how i'm feeling yeah is she happy is she sad is she mad is the sun in her eyes we don't know oh i saw this like actually misogynistic reel about like moms getting botox being like we're teaching our children like we're not teaching them how to emote it's like girl fuck off seriously shut up like also personally even though i think like that's a horrible argument like please we know how to emote like you can emote on the inside i also like other parts of your face that can move because i only do my forehead so they'll be able to see for my crow's feet and all the other wrinkles mommy has going on yeah actually sorry the only thing i can't show is sadness and that's not the type of energy i'm bringing to motherhood anyways actually the energy that the Botox takes out for me is like RBF.

12:54And it's like, it's this constant RBF where I'm not even mad. Zach will be like, what's wrong? And I'm like, this is the best day ever. What are you talking about? Right, so sorry that like, we're just removing the Fabicina element from our lives. They're gonna see a happy mommy all the time.

13:07Jackie Oshry:Good, good. As they should. I'm excited for you. I'm so excited. So we both have big things on the horizon. Lots of mobility coming into question. yeah to mobilize or not to mobilize also known as mobilize realize mobilize that's so kylie that's so did jake ask her about that uh the year realizing stuff no surprisingly because he really went into the archives like no not that we did not go deep no no sorry i don't mean i mean deep into history we went back i love that yeah like all a lot of different eras the mall appearances he he didn't know that they were paid to be on keek but i also i mean kick k-i-k yeah they were calling it keek they were am i wrong maybe there's two one was the one the kardashians were paid to be on and the other was like an actual app that people were using oh okay it was i think it was probably k-i-k and then k-e-e-k well no i feel like the kardashians was like i forget what it was called but in this in the captions because i watched it with captions it was k-e-e-k but they had a lot of typos in their captions it's fine okay they talked about that he didn't know that the kardashians had been paid to be on that app which i felt like you know a lot of people did but he also was in high school when she dropped to our daughter how old is he i thought we were like around the same age no we were at the super bowl when we found out when she dropped to our daughter really i remember being like the back of a cab to the super bowl you know something weird I took an Uber to work this morning.

14:44Jackie Oshry:Yeah, that's right. I was lazy. And he was like, can you put your seatbelts on? And I was like, yeah, sure. But it's just like, it's weird because I would never get into a car, like a personal vehicle or like if Ben's driving my own car, I would never get it without a seatbelt. It doesn't even occur to me. I don't even think there are seatbelts in New York City cabs. But he was like, can you put your seatbelts on? I was like, oh, yeah, for sure. And I just felt like so constricted. I felt like I was being kidnapped. It was so weird. It is weird. And it's yuck, too. To put on a seatbelt? To touch it.

15:10oh I didn't think about that I feel I don't want to touch anything you really can't drive that fast

15:15Jackie Oshry:in the city so like I just feel like it's really not a hazard yeah oh they should always wear your seatbelt of course I just felt like it was so crazy I felt like I was getting in trouble he was like put your seatbelt on I was like oh yeah for sure but he's right oh I feel sick why I feel sick and I actually blame you okay because I feel like you've ushered me through this beautiful season of motherhood quite perfectly i have quite actually no notes for you but you did not tell me but thank you so much let's end the show that's really beautiful thank you so much for listening to the toast um but one thing you just sort of failed to mention like something i should be looking out for in a milestone that i missed was hebrew birthdays oh today's the 27th of er and i didn't know ruby's hebrew birthday is the 21st of er like i didn't celebrate a hebrew birthday It's so confusing because also so often, and last year too, the Hebrew birthdays were after the secular birthday.

16:11So yeah, no, that's not something that I'm up on.

16:16Jackie Oshry:Well, I feel sick and I blame you. Okay, I'll take that. And it makes me feel better. It wasn't like so close to remembering to remind you because that's more frustrating than like, oh, I didn't even know that that was happening. Than spacing, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Okay, that's true. So sorry for the thing I had no clue about. That's okay. But happy. Yom Huladet belated, Ruben. Yom Huladet Sameach. Now, without further ado, because we both have to make it to our mobility appointments. Yeah, we do. Even though months later, I'm good. Last of them, I'm on a scheme. It is time for the fast five stories that you do need to know.

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22:58Jackie Oshry:You're welcome. Okay, now our first story. Kylie Jenner on therapists. She reveals that she was on bed rest during her second pregnancy with air. She said he was falling out. She said that she was like two to three centimeters dilated for the last - Sounds like circlage. It does sound like me. For the last two months of her pregnancy, so she really couldn't leave the house. She also shared that she had really bad sciatica, lower back pain and she gained 65 pounds in her pregnancy she said when she gave birth to stormy she weighed 200 pounds and when she gave birth to air she weighed 210 pounds i just like don't believe that no i believe it because i she's not a liar no i know but like visually visually it's the most inspiring thing i've ever heard i just love this i i love this yeah it was really exciting when they started to talk about this um i wouldn't expect that to be like conversation fodder yeah i was surprised that like he was interested in these things but then of course like when he heard like all the weight gain she was like oh my god what were you eating and it was like what were like of course like what were you eating whose business is that like like no no it's like like you don't even have to eat a lot to get to that ties like you're telling me like i know you just eat normal and all of a sudden you're 200 pounds you're literally um but she was also talking about keeping her first pregnancy very private and like why she did it which we know like she didn't want outside influences she wanted her privacy but she also and i also feel like at that time she had such a complicated relationship with her level of fame and she was 19 right i feel like now she's much more settled and like leans into it but it happened so quickly for her she was like this like a relevant sister and then she was the most famous and the richest one and so i feel like like she's sort of healed obviously growing up like heals a portion of that but i feel like she doesn't feel that way anymore about fame i actually think you know it all worked out whatever but she did express what seemed to be a little bit of regret for doing it that way really yeah um i think it was like very hard on her to be so private and to be so insulating about and isolated and she said when we posted the video she cried for three hours afterwards like just of the weight like being lifted off of her chest and like oh my god made her realize that maybe she didn't have to do it that way um oh that's really sad yeah it is really sad because I understand completely like why at the time it felt like the only way to do it she was also talking about how she didn't have security till she had stormy because she just wanted to like live a normal life like be out in the world on her own driving herself but like paparazzi used to follow her everywhere and like say the nastiest things to her and she's like so young like in her car and there's like six guys around her telling her she's a slut and it's like how do you pull out your car like it's just like scary yeah um so she was talking like a lot about that time she jake was like and i he was like can i ask this like were you like freaking out when you found out that you were pregnant like right because it was like a teen pregnancy yeah and she was like yes but i am i knew like instinctively that this was what i wanted to do and i was going to do this whether i had to do it by myself or like whatever like i did she talk about travis she did not talk about him she mentioned i wonder what their co-parenting relationship is like like just storm aloo like spend the night of travis's i never like he's never around and you know the kardashians they love to keep like former boyfriends and we don't know that he's never around though we don't know no i just like never see him on the show yeah chris is never wishing him a happy birthday you know she doesn't i feel like she doesn't um she did not mention travis she did not mention timothy except one time she said that she's in a relationship because she was being asked about like how she like her hobbies and stuff and she was like you know I only have so much time like I'm working so much and then I'm with my kids and then I'm in a relationship and I have my friends and my family and like there's only so much time for all of that so like that was I'm sure that that was like a no-go for of course for Jake because he would have brought it up like so many things are a no-go but it's like don't go on a podcast no no that's not what I was gonna say go on a podcast like why do we have to know about every facet of your life like we don't we like of course I want to know like please tell us about timothy but like why can't you just also not you know which is what she's doing and i would rather her go on a podcast and have all of these guardrails than not go on at all have nothing you know yeah no and i think she's at a place where like she will only go on something that like will respect her boundaries and like maybe for a while she thought she like couldn't do stuff like that if she wasn't going to be open and i feel like you can do a little bit and go on like safe places like Chloe and I guess Kid Cudi where you can open up a little bit about the things that you want to talk about and it's okay if you don't want to talk about other stuff it's a bummer for me like all I want to hear about the funniest part that was so unintentionally funny they do this segment at the end where they do like dear toasters where people like write in and she's giving advice and like she was giving a prescription I think you forget I was also on Therapist oh you were you oh my god have you not seen my episode it's some of my best work oh my god no I haven't but now I have to okay so there are certain moments when like I was like I know that this is iconic like I need to be and I was up and by the way I was one fucking pound it was the same weekend I ran the 5k it was a busy weekend I need to watch your episode because this was the first episode of therapist that I watched so I also was just experiencing a new podcast and new format it's also so funny to me to like watch someone like reading their ads I don't know why it like feels like watching you get yelled at by your parents wait but she wasn't there no no no I was just like It was just like funny.

28:29Who were the sponsors? SeatGeek. He's going to a Lorde concert that he was very excited about.

28:33Jackie Oshry:Of course he is. Venmo. He loves his Venmo credit card. He's a big Venmo partner. I think those were the only two. I think it was just like, yeah. And then, and it's just funny to like watch a podcast. And so, oh, this was the thing, the advice segment. There were a bunch of different questions about like, how do I find my personal style? Like, just like random questions that were benign. But then there was one that was like, I'm so scared to like put myself out there in relationships. of like fear of rejection like I just have no confidence and like blah blah blah and like Jake was like oh my god this is me like I'm so scared of rejection like I can't and Kylie literally did not say one thing she did not offer she could not relate she's not over one piece of advice she goes like what's the next one dead that's such a slang it was really really funny it was also just really cute because he was like so nervous and like he couldn't stop telling her how nervous he was and she was like you're doing amazing and she's really a big fan of his she was just like you are the cutest person on the internet like I love your thirst traps I love your podcast I also oh my god that's like that's insane it was insane she was so sweet to him and he was like you're so nice and like not into like you are intimidating because of who you are but like you're so sweet and like you know like the popular girl who makes everyone feel special oh that's so cute that's a good yeah analogy and she was like no it's really genuine she's like i don't want to be intimidating and like i can't imagine what it's like for her to just like be her like she's the biggest person in the world amongst like taylor swift but she's just like a girl you know taylor swift is like singing and on stage and like kylie just like it's like this like prolific historic songwriter kylie's like literally just a person she's just like famous for being a person and being herself.

30:17And it's just like, it was very humanizing. It was very cute. There were a lot of cute bits that, you know, they were talking about how much they love a cigarette. Those two are, oh, she's inviting him over and cooking for him.

30:28Jackie Oshry:Kylie likes a cigarette? Kylie loves a cigarette. They're having one after they finish recording. I'm cracking up. Yes, they drank red wine. They're both going to have a Euro summer. Of course. With cigarettes. But no, she invited him multiple times to come to her house. and she wants to make him fry chicken, candied sweet potatoes, and green bean casserole to prove to him that he could like Thanksgiving food. By the way, at this point, you don't have to watch because I'm literally telling you. But I will say the interview started and I got a little nervous because they started talking about video games because she said she just got a Switch.

31:01He was like, oh my God, I was thinking about getting a Switch. What do you play? And so she's talking about how she plays a game called Zelda and he was like, what's that?

31:07Jackie Oshry:And she starts describing this video game and I'm like, no, no, I'm not. This is not what I thought. I got like nervous for him because I'm like, wait, this sucks. Like, and if I were him, I would have been stressing like, oh my God, Kylie Jenner's here and I have her describing a video game like pivot. Yeah. Right. But it was just like, it was just cute. He was just like giving her space to talk about the things that she like likes. I can't believe Kylie's doing podcasts. Like, I just want to put it out there. Like, I need her to come on the toast. I have so much to talk to her about. Like being a Nick's widow.

31:39Jackie Oshry:We live the same life, me and Kylie. Yeah. Being teen moms. And then she was saying that she likes podcasts and she's been enjoying doing podcasts. And I just like wish he asked, like, what do you listen to? I just wish. I know. I just wish. I'm scared. Kylie, she's just everything. She was so everything. And she doesn't even have to do the most. She's just like talking. Herself. Sharing little anecdotes. There were a lot of anecdotes that like we've heard before. Like a lot of things, you know, King Kylie era stuff, which I've like personally moved on from. um but it but you know as long once you get her like in the groove like she's just like she has so much riz it's off the charts like when did that happen the riz yeah the riz and the hair and the body and the and the smiling and the hands like the hair she's literally the rizzler she is the rizzler like she's just like the most beautiful woman in the world oh and then she kept talking about how like she doesn't leave her house a lot and he was like why and she was like when i'm in LA and like I know I'm gonna leave the house like I'm gonna get paparazzi'd and like so I have to like put on an outfit and I just like can't like think of an outfit or like I just don't want to like get dressed or like she was also talking about how sometimes she like can't find an outfit and like she'll take 40 minutes and then when that happens she's just like forget it I'm just wearing my favorite jeans and like a tank top or a t-shirt but it's like how does she not able to find an outfit she has the most perfect body unlimited yeah unlimited money unlimited access and a perfect body.

33:04Jackie Oshry:If she can't do it, there's seriously no hope for the rest of us. And innate personal style and confidence and charisma and swagger. And probably a team of stylists. Like everything fits her. And the best body in the world. So like what does she put on that she says like I'm not feeling this. I don't like how it like. She's just a girl. She's just a girl. I don't understand how that's possible. Like what could she possibly put on her body that like didn't look good? It definitely makes me think like. And the thing is I should never leave the house because if she can't. Right. And we see so often her wearing just like jeans.

33:40Jackie Oshry:But it looks so thoughtful. No. So it's like she's having that experience like almost every day. She's having a bad day. Yeah. Almost every day. Especially when getting dressed for the Knicks game. She really doesn't know what to wear. Yeah. Even though like I feel like it's almost easier to get ready for the Knicks game because like you just need to wear like a Knicks jacket or like a shirt or a hat. Yeah. Yeah. So I just I was shocked by that because I'm like if you can't get dressed how can how How do any of us stand a chance? Oh my gosh. I need Kylie to do more podcasts. Obviously, like my first choice is the toast.

34:09Jackie Oshry:But just in general, loved. And I'm curious. Yeah, I guess she's really only going on things that like she probably listens to Jake's podcast, like things that she finds interesting. Yeah. And I'm sure her friends have been on it. They had positive experiences. It's a safe place. She can trust him to cut out like whatever or not ask whatever. Which, by the way, we do the same thing. Yeah, Kylie, just so you know, we'll obviously respect every single one of your boundaries. We'll cut it. if you need it to cut it down to 30 seconds like whatever we'll cut anything you want cut if you decide that like you hated it and you don't want it to be released we won't even release it yeah we would literally scrap the whole thing if you asked us to um and that policy goes for everyone like we don't ask questions that they don't want us to ask and we cut out when people ask us to cut out yeah so we are a safe place yeah just saying so yeah i don't feel like you need to watch it now but let me know if you do and i probably will yeah i'm sure you'll see clips I just didn't realize it was like imminent homework that we had to be doing.