The Podcast is Pregnant: Thursday, September 24th, 2026

29:41They never do. No, they never do. And I also am shocked that she's dating a country artist. because I feel like she was involved in that sort of like drama with Riley Green and Megan Maroney. So much of Megan Maroney's new album is about Riley Green. And I think he like left Megan. Megan's side of it is that he like left Megan for Ella and Ella was Megan's friend. But whatever. I don't know that to be true or false. And I'm not like involved deeply in that drama. A lot of people are. I'm not. And I just feel like Tucker Wetmore has the potential to be like Riley Green 2.0.

30:11Claudia Oshry:Yes. I also see it more like Casey Musgraves and her husband. Whose name you don't know because what you're trying to say is like, she's dating within her industry, but like at a lower level. I see it like Maren Morris. His name, Ryan Hurd. Yeah. What the hell? Rustin Kelly. Great memory. And I also see it like. Kelsey Ballerini. And Morgan Evans. You know, I think I've seen this film before. And I didn't like the ending. It is very difficult to date someone. And I think gender roles play a huge thing here because like if it was a big country male star dating like an up and comer girl, we'd be like, oh, yeah.

30:55And it could work out. It would be amazing. It would be amazing. But like having the queen of country and like and I know he's super popular, but like not even remote compared to her. it's very difficult when like the man is the less lesser successful and they do the same thing I think it really messes with them like Kelsey Ballerini Casey Musgraves Mary Morris and so I want to love this because on its face I do I've seen Tucker Wetmore on the charts and like cool they're like so country and young and attractive and successful but it's a strange dynamic and you need to be a certain kind of man to thrive in that situation and not let it come between you

31:32Claudia Oshry:and we've yet to see that kind of man. It gives me pause. Like, unless he's going to be a Conor Leavitt, you know? And not everyone can be a Conor Leavitt. No, they can't be. It's kind of a Ben Soffer. Yes. Like, we do the same thing, but, like, obviously I'm, like, much more famous in successful. Even though, like, these days, like, I don't do anything. I say no to everything and Ben, like, doesn't stop working. And he is going to eclipse me, like, relatively soon. But, yeah, no, it's not an easy thing. no it's not so I'm rooting for them I am always going to you know I'm not going to let the patterns of the past like dictate the future and like project that baggage onto them of course you would never I would never um and I don't want to like dampen everyone's mood because I feel like everyone was really excited about this yeah um but that's just how Jack sees it I don't disagree I love you coming at this from a negative place.

32:29It's inspiring because I'm always the one sort of carrying the torch for the negativity. I'm coming at this from a place of concern. Yeah. Just like sort of forewarning. Was that the word? Yes. Forewarned is forearmed. Exactly, Ella. Exactly. So, you know, I don't know what she can even do, but I hope that she's, that he's just the right guy. Yeah. Like maybe he is the Conor Leavitt of the country music industry. Maybe he is. Maybe he is. He looks great. I think I listen to his music. And I just want to say, it's not like he has no success. He's actually like a chart topper. Very new, but like has a lot of potential.

33:06I think the problem with the examples we cited previously is like there was like little to no commercial success. Okay. So he is the person I'm talking about. Because I feel like I'm like, I feel like there's a Tucker brunette that I like that I can think of. But no, he has a song called Brunette. So it's him. Yes. Yes, he does. so he's not completely irrelevant at all like i think he has a lot of potential to be like ella level the others like when we were talking about like kelsey and and like and i love them and i'm like a deep country music fan but like they had like really no commercial success yeah um but we wish you a hearty muscle so we do wish you a hearty muscle and ella i can't wait to see your wild side like everyone should get to know she definitely has a wild side obviously tucker's getting to know it yeah obviously you truly sing and you dance at every place you go obviously you can relate having had a wild side yourself oh me of course yes of course I can and I could see it in her you know so do you think Tucker will be able to handle all of that no

34:14just my prediction okay but we're rooting for you who who are you talking to now me Tucker and Ella yeah no it's cute it's cute it's cute and also like I think that part of her continued success will be like you have to do these types of things where you date within your industry and I also like the fact that she's like publicly dating someone semi obvious and it's like a cute couple that we can all root for fun you know not even though we're like over here being haters no no no i wasn't being a hater i just like i just needed to point that out sorry if that makes me toxic that i just couldn't like bite my tongue you don't have to apologize to me ever for being negative hater toxic like you know i live for that sorry that i couldn't bite my tongue but i just thought i should point that out like you know and i'm glad you did talking about like pop culture history that's what we do and we come out of course as historians ourselves yes you know that's all i had to say it i had to mention the history you don't have to explain yourself to me are you ready for our next story mm-hmm taylor swift dropped a new 13 second patience you're a music video oh it's 13 seconds i can't trailer um featuring dakota johnson and colin farrell

35:23Claudia Oshry:uh it was played on cbs mornings and it will premiere at the mtv video music awards where she is getting the new award for newness of directorial for lifetime newness award the lifetime newness of directorial newness video and this is where like i am annoyed because now i have to watch it via maze and like even i might not have watched it before i knew the music video was coming because i guess she's going to be there but it's like you know i'll watch the clips you know now unfortunately i have to watch and like that's annoying because i don't even know if i have MTV on my YouTube TV because that's how infrequently I go over there.

36:02Her music videos are very good. Like I think that we're going to get something good. The song, we obviously didn't hear any of the song, but like there was like an instrumental. It's giving Irish jig. It was. And then Colin Farrell, Irish. Yes. Right. Sort of like the heartthrob of Ireland. The Irishman. It's giving like, it's giving Ireland. like the whole thing. I don't know how Dakota Johnson becomes Ireland, but. And like the, the scene that I'm looking at is giving like spy movie,

36:33Claudia Oshry:not Ireland. Well, well you could have your spy movie take place in Ireland. It could be like patient zero, double zero, seven. Double O zero. Yeah. I love that. I was getting lots of tortured poets vibes. Okay. From just like a lot of the coloring and like, It almost looked like the folklore music video at some points. But again, we're seriously just grasping at straws. We saw 13 seconds. I don't even know what the hell I'm talking about. Looking forward. Do you have any predictions for what the song's going to sound like? What's the title? Oh, Patient Zero. Okay, let me think. Hold on.

37:16Patient Zero.

37:20Patient Zero. This is like the beginning. Patience it it it it hero I'm your hero let's Robert De Niro let's go hero zero how many fucks do I get none not one zero zero zero Colin Farrell that's great yeah I think I'm kind of close we Actually, I can't do this because whenever the song comes out, like for. People are going to ask. It sounds like what Claudia is saying. No, like any time I think of the song title, like I will think of your version. Patient Zero. That was like. Actually, I like what I was working with in the beginning there. Like Patient Zero. Obviously, I lost it after Robert De Niro.

38:05Of course. I know. I like I'm your hero. Yeah. Anti-hero. It sort of sounds like the Brady Bunch. Here's the story. A lovely lady. and honestly that's obviously like a easter egg because taylor is super inspired yeah yeah and she wants like a big family brings back to wishlist yes right right it always comes back to wishlist patient zero and like it's a little bit robotic like patient zero

38:35Claudia Oshry:i love that okay well we'll see you at the vma's and tomorrow we get the song oh yeah yeah oh yeah i'm sorry i didn't realize we get the song tomorrow yeah music sunday yeah it's really like i guess i don't know what it is but she really sticks to this format you know old school like going to award shows to promote her music going to radio stations to promote music yeah she believes in like a 2000s version of the music industry and she's like not letting it go she's not letting it go i love how she just like uses the vmas to fill i mean we're Jackie, we're watching a music video on MTV. Like, what year is it?

39:15And they're like, please use us, you know? Desperate to be used. Would never come, like, just because you like us. Or like she wants to win an award. You're hoping to win something. Like, use our stage. It's usery. It's usery. Usery. Major.

39:33Claudia Oshry:Are you ready for our next story? Mm-hmm. Ryan Murphy says he just finished the script for Ugly Reboot and has spoken to the original cast. they're all very enthusiastic says Ryan Murphy. So it's a good day to be a Gleek. Following long swirling rumors of a potential Gleek reboot creator Ryan Murphy has officially weighed in and revealed that there's a script. He said well funny you asked to Entertainment Tonight because I just finished the script an hour ago. So we have a script Brad Falchuk, Ian Brennan and I who wrote all the first two seasons have written something. I've been in touch with around 10 of the original cast members.

40:04Claudia Oshry:It's very sweet and they all had a lot of questions but they're all very enthusiastic about the idea who are the 10 of course lea michelle of course matthew morrison let's do like the other glee cub members so jenna oh jenna ushkowitz um mercedes jones artie and kurt artie sue it's not a show without sue oh it goes without saying if jane lynch is unavailable throw the script in the garbage agreed hopefully coach beast but i wouldn't include her in my 10 hopefully i love coach hopefully ross washington mrs pillsbury for sure you were they still together by the end was she still they got married yeah oh mrs pillsbury okay yeah yeah first oh darren chris yes becca tobin oh i don't know if they're gonna go next gen you know yeah like marnie right there were so many people and if they cast marnie they better not cast that ugly loser face and i need to say his name more the one who abused the shit out of her physically blake jenner yeah he's like still a working actor isn't that insane oh yeah oh my god like and she went she went public with it like literally and i love that she said like yeah it's him like not like i was once in a relationship no it was him um i hate him i see him sometimes like doing press i'm like you should be in jail what are you doing on tv i'm proud to say like i don't see him around blake jenner is his name there's actually way more than 10 people who need to be involved.

41:34Melissa Benoist. Absolutely. Absolutely. Now, nobody on this planet, like Glee did not make a bigger impact on anyone in the world than it did on me. Harry Shum. I know. I was thinking the same thing, but he's busy. He's on Grey's Anatomy. I love Glee. I have rewatched Glee

41:52Jackie Oshry:an infinite amount of times. And I do worry that the Glee curse is real. Absolutely. I do worry by rebooting the show you also reboot the curse and i feel that everybody who made it out of glee unscathed and alive should be worried about that honestly i don't think it's a glee curse i think it's a hollywood curse i think it's a hollywood success curse i know but like it was they were all in the same show it was a huge cast we had finn who was cory monteith who passed away we had Mark Sailing who was Puck who was under investigation for like child pornography and then took his own life. Naya Rivera tragic yeah that's tragically passing oh that was so horrible is that what what else is involved in the Glee curse is that it I mean not that you need more

42:49Claudia Oshry:than that yeah but there might be other like smaller stories but I think in terms of death those are the big three yeah oh hopefully if Brad Falchuk is involved the substitute teacher Holly holiday will be making an appearance. Like honestly, the fact that there's only 10 on board is concerning to me. That number should be a healthy 20 because there are more than 10 people that absolutely are non-negotiables for me to be involved. Now let's come up with plot. Cause it has to take place at William McKinley high school, obviously. So why would they all be coming out? Maybe it's their 10 year reunion, but that's like not compelling enough for like a series.

43:20Are they old enough to have children? Maybe. Or like perhaps Mr. shoe like the glee club has gotten so big and successful new directions they're oozing out that they have to like bring on more teachers and like expand the glee club department oh that's cute and then like some people come back to teach uh perhaps lia michelle who's in the show like a broadway star tony award winning maybe she comes back for like but all of these sound like you know small temporary yeah or it could be like you know the town rec center is starting a glee club for... No, it has to take place at the school. Okay, I got it.

43:58Lea Michele gets, like, canceled. She has to go back home to her dad's house, and she just, you know, gets back in contact with Mr. Shoe, and, you know, maybe some of the Glee Club members live in, and their kids go, and she reconnects to her past. And she becomes the head of the Glee Club? And then she realizes maybe she doesn't need Hollywood. She just needs Mr. Shoe. maybe but i don't i think she wouldn't be a good teacher because like no those who can't do teach those who can do go to broadway yeah she's like so self-centered she couldn't teach anyone else no i know i don't know and they did they did leave the high school yeah they did leave the high school they had like half the series where they were all living in new york and that was like some of the worst episodes so i think the idea of the rec center like starting like a glee club and then like you know varying adults in the community can come join the glee room like is an important it's a central character you know well maybe the rec center took over the old william mckinley high school i hope they bring back the principal yeah he was a good principal or i have lots of ideas i'm not about to give them to ryan murphy for free but also it's like it's your guys's problem to make this good oh and you better make it good how about that yeah Yeah.

45:23Claudia Oshry:Are you ready for our next story? I want to say speaking of Glee, but this has nothing to do with Glee, but it just feels like it does. We could find a way. Okay. Because Taylor Lautner and his wife, Tay Lautner, have welcomed their first baby and announced the name. And I think as far as names go, like this has been a highly anticipated name. What will the two people with the same name name their child? The same? Will they name the baby Taylor? Will they? Did they? No. Kind of. Kind of. They named their baby Lennon Taylor Lautner. Now let me tell you how this connects back to Glee. Like why does he feel so Glee?

46:01It was the same time. Because, oh I'm sorry, and Quinn Fabray, Miss Diana Agron, better be one of the ten people that was called. Obviously when you think of Taylor Lautner, one of the things that comes to mind is Taylor Swift. Yeah. When I think of one of the things, when I think about Taylor Swift, I think about her longstanding and then almost disappeared immediately. Friendship with Diana Agron. Diana Agron. Glee. Okay. Okay. I think more so it's just like the time that we were watching Twilight was like the same time we were watching Glee. So all those people are sort of wrapped up together.

46:30Don't oversimplify it. Wrapped up together for me. Also, just speaking of Taylor really quickly, did you hear about like Dancing with the Stars as having a Taylor Swift night? Oh, are they? Yeah. In like a couple of weeks. So people are thinking it has to do with like new music and stuff. Right. I had heard, not that I heard, they have done that before. I think I remember when Hannah Brown season, she danced to Lover. Like, I think that they do have done Taylor Swift before. And, you know, Mandy Moore, who choreographs a lot of the dances on Dancing with the Stars, is also Taylor Swift's choreographer.

46:59So there's lots of. And, of course, Jan Ravnik. And, of course, Jan Ravnik. Yes. Okay. Love this. Yeah. Just curious what that will mean for, like, new music and stuff. You're dancing to a Taylor Swift song. Which one are you choosing? and what and what style of dance are you doing i don't know because me i'm doing a jive to message in a bottle i might be doing a jive to shake it off you would you know yeah exactly yeah hell yeah or paper rings i would jive the fuck out of paper rings or i'm doing like a viennese waltz to out of the woods oh that's chilling or a tango a tango to like false god you know sultry very or a cha-cha is there a cha-cha she doesn't really do a lot of cha-cha like let me think like a cha-cha to you belong with me that's so cute yeah um

48:06Claudia Oshry:the taylor's laudner had their baby baby girl lenin taylor laudner love lenin they're calling the baby lenny i love i love that i love that they cute lenny i love that they included taylor of course because that's so integral to their family and now they're gonna have to make that the middle name for all their children i hope they know that do they know that oh you think i think that's smart so that they can all be taylor's laudners yeah right who like genuinely who wouldn't want to be Taylor's Launders. Yeah. But I don't know if they realize that. They might just say like their first baby. They're like naming for that.

48:39Cutesy.

48:40Claudia Oshry:But no, you have to do it for all of your children. Yeah. And that's so cute. It is. It's also like a good hyphenate to a first name like Lennon Taylor. Yeah. Or like, yeah, some people who use their middle names a lot like Jean Taylor. Do a lot of people use their middle names a lot? Yeah. Like Lauren Elizabeth. Is that her middle name? I thought it was more of like a stage name. I think her middle name became her stage name. Interesting. Yeah, definitely people in Hollywood like use their middle names as like their first name. Rachel Meghan Markle. Rachel Meghan Markle, exactly. I wonder if I was like in the same room as Meghan Markle and I said, Rachel, would she turn around?

49:20No. I don't think so either. Her friends, they call her Meg, right? Right.

49:32It's giving Kelly Brianne. Everything is giving Kelly Brianne. 1 ,000%. I am Kelly Brianne, and the name of my unborn child is Kelly Brianne.

49:45Claudia Oshry:Yeah, that's beautiful. You're welcome. So Mazel Tov to the Lautners, all three Taylor's Lautners. To all three Taylor's Lautners. You crush the name, which, as we all know. Is not easy to do. Is a very difficult thing to do. Before we move on to the fifth and final, right? Yeah, fit and vinyl.

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55:23Claudia Oshry:Our fifth and final story is some casting news because Netflix has a new celebrity reality TV competition show. Okay, trying to compete with traitors. To add to the mix called Million Dollar Secret. So I believe Million Dollar Secret was a layperson reality TV show and now they're doing it with celebrities. But I heard Wes Wilson is on it. Wes Wilson is on it. So this is who is on Million Dollar Secret. They, you know, film at a glamorous lakeside estate known as the Stag. And there they must outwit their competition and identify the recipient of a million dollars hiding among them. So here's everyone who didn't get cast on Traders.

56:03Literally.

56:04Claudia Oshry:Adam Rippon. Or Dancing with the Stars. Or Dancing with the Stars. Adam Rippon. Or I think Adam Rippon like already did Dancing with the Stars. Right, or they've already done those things. Right. Adam Rippon, Olympian. Adam Schur, who's the host of something called Everything on the Menu. Brianna Chicken Fry. Bridget Everett, comedian and actress. Bridget Everett. Okay, well, maybe they shouldn't have canceled her amazing HBO show and she wouldn't have to be slumming it on a show with Wes Wilson. Shelley Besaint, host of Love, Songs. Chloe Vitch, host of Sneaky Links, but we all know her from that season of too hot to handle like tell us where okay thank you Netflix loves her they're always putting her in shit good for her yeah like gainful employment I love that yeah Chris Redd comedian from I know him Christine Quinn selling sunset she would actually be really good on traders yes she would maybe she already did it she didn't because she has the luke's yes and like she's very smart sharp she's smart you she's very villainous so you probably expect her to be a traitor but then she probably would be a faithful david arquette the actor what in the world is this cast dom gabriel from perfect match melora harden your favorite actress you're kidding me melora harden that's jan from the office right yeah and the boss from the bold type yep and the principal from 17 again well this changes everything because i was about to be really negative but malora harding is working the cast is pretty real i know you probably only saw west wilson so you just assumed it was like people who couldn't get jobs elsewhere but like there are it does sound like people who couldn't get jobs elsewhere malora can get jobs yes david arquette can get jobs maybe not like he used to phoebe robinson who's a comedian and West Wilson.

57:59I'm not going to lie. It's not a very compelling cast. Like in terms of you, if you want to be up there competing with the traders and the dancing with the stars of the world, I don't know. Well, you got to start somewhere,

58:09Claudia Oshry:right? Like who was trader season one cast? I feel like it was still like good people. Yeah.

58:15Jackie Oshry:And you would think just like being Netflix, like people would want to be on it.

58:19Claudia Oshry:Yeah. Yeah. It's not like amazing. Also, what is the million dollar secret? Like, how does it work? I don't know. I think like one person. I don't know, actually. I'm not going to pretend. The first season of Traders was both celebrities and civilians. Oh, that's interesting. Who are the celebrities? The celebrities were Suri Fields from Survivor, Quentin Giles, a political analyst, Andy Vannecourt slash Thurmond, a music services director, and then Ari Leindyke, Brandi Glanville, Cody Calafiore, Kate Chastain, Kyle Cook, Rachel Riley, Ryan Lochte, and Stephanie LaGrosa Kendrick from Survivor.

59:00Okay so like the two are not the same because that's a pretty good cast for a show that just like nobody knows about.

59:05Claudia Oshry:Yeah. Kyle Cook was on Traitors? Season one. I'm cracking up like

59:11Jackie Oshry:no I'm sorry this is I really probably won't ever watch anything that Wes Wilson does just because like it goes against my code of ethics. So unless I hear that this is like the most amazing show and people are like, Charity, you got to watch it. It will be a pass for me. And that's mostly because I hate Wes Wilson, but also this is like kind of a ragtag group.

59:31Claudia Oshry:Yeah, no, and I feel like it's not must watch television unless you're like invested in the people, which I'm not. I mean, no either, but I do imagine like Wes needs money. Yeah. It's going on a year of like no work. I mean, Sierra called him broke on Dancing with the Stars. And you know what? She's not wrong. She did go on Twitter and clarify being like, by the way, I've unfortunately tasted like a lot of broke guys. Like she was she said she wasn't talking about Wes, even though like he definitely is on the verge of brokey. Yeah. So she danced to no broke boys. And like Julianne asked her about the inspiration.

1:00:04It's just a stupid question. As always, Julianne was a stupid question. Oh, sorry. I don't mean to come for the house. Sorry. No, I love her. Like, you know that I do. And I love her. She's in. She's getting so much hate for the dress that she wore. I loved how she looked. Oh my God, I thought it was like cute. Like I don't know if I would ever wear it, but I had no problem with it. People are like, are you going to talk about her dress? I'm like, no. She looked so cool. She looked so beautiful.

1:00:25Claudia Oshry:Like she can seriously do no wrong. But there's nothing really to ask after someone's just dancing and they're out of breath. So you're like, what was the inspiration for No Broke Boys? Yeah. Oh, I don't know. They told me to dance to it, so I did. I had to pick a viral song. Like, no, but anyway, so Sierra said, like a broke boy tried to ruin my life, but he didn't and we're here. And now he's on this like sad show. Yeah, trying to keep a secret. Which he is very good at. He is. Can you keep a secret? Me? Mm-hmm. No. Like, if you guys have a piece of information that you don't want getting out, never tell me.

1:01:00Like, I didn't mean that. I can keep a secret. Unless you are a blood relative of mine.

1:01:05Claudia Oshry:Like, I'm still not going to tell people that you're pregnant. You shouldn't. Do you ever tell, like, my friends before you post in? So funny. I have been like very blasé I was like telling people on the street but then also sometimes I'd be like very superstitious I'm like Ben you can't tell you know only when it came to Ben and as I was getting ready to announce I'm like I guess there are people I should tell but I genuinely cannot remember who I told right so I just decided fuck it like they'll call me yeah because it's like you don't want like some people in your personal life to like find out what the rest of the world so you try and like tell your people a couple days exactly but I lost track but I didn't tell my friends because I would never.

1:01:42I couldn't remember. And then I was texting with your friend, Sam.

1:01:46Jackie Oshry:And she was like, how are you feeling? And I was like, oh, I must have told her. I'm like so much better. Thank God. And she never answered me. And then yesterday she sent me a screenshot. She was like, I wasn't sure what you were talking about. I'm like, well, that's a weird way to ask how I'm doing. She said, how are you feeling? That's funny.

1:02:04Claudia Oshry:I wonder what she meant. I didn't tell her. No, I don't think you did. Like, I don't think I told Dana. I didn't tell dana i didn't tell you know what i came across my mind i'm like oh i should tell dana and then i obviously forgot and just like posted and then dana called me but like my friends know me like i'm a steel trap and even like when they want word to get out i'm like mom's the word i'm a jelly trap like i can't it's not don't worry claudia i'll keep your secret like i heard a piece of gossip like just about like people i know nothing interesting like maybe like four or five days ago when I tell you I've not stopped talking about it.

1:02:41Well, that's different. Nobody asked you not to share, and it's a story. I think I know what you're saying. I guess that's true. That's going around town. That's completely different. If someone asked me not to share something, wait for my memory. I might forget it's true. I guess it depends who's asking. Yeah. Let's dive into Dear Toasters, our weekly advice segment that we usually do on Tuesday, but we're doing today on Thursday. If you ever want to write any advice from us,

1:03:02Jackie Oshry:head over to thetoastpodcast.com. We've got a little submission box, or you can just shoot us an email, The Toast Podcast at, nope, deartosers at gmail.com. Are you ready? Yep. Hey, Swirlies. I'm two years postpartum with my second child, and I've gradually lost weight. I'm finally back to my wedding weight, and I am thrilled. My husband is not. Wedding weight? Yeah. My husband is not. He's constantly commenting on how skinny I am, how I have no butt, skeletor, et cetera. Thanks. Let me clarify. Let me clarify. I'm 5 '8 and 180 pounds, so I'm like nowhere near alarmingly skinny. I feel so good about myself, and he's just being a total hater.

1:03:36I even feel I could continue to lose weight because according to my BMI, I am still considered overweight.

1:03:42Jackie Oshry:I recently saw on his phone he was looking at large women, BBW as they call it, when you search the web. I also do think this could be family trauma as well. My mother-in-law definitely has some form of eating disorder. She's very thin and muscular. Do I tell him I know he has this fat girl fetish? How do I handle his body shaming? I don't give a fuck. I feel so good about myself again. Thoughts? Ooh, this is complex. Yeah, because on the one hand, dream partner. you know no and on the other on the on the one hand it is your body you need to feel good what however you want to look and want to be and want to live like that is what we're gonna do here we're not gonna especially after having kids like right we're not gonna like stay unhealthy and unhappy because like that's what your husband has some mommy issues right right right right but like Like what do you do when your ideal body type is not your husband's type?

1:04:36So I would sort of like de-center yourself from this because I feel that your husband's like obviously projecting like something going on with him. I don't think it's more of a reflection on like him being attracted to you. It is like most unfortunate that he's like putting his shit on you and like you've just got done having babies. Like you're finally feeling good about yourself and he's over here like having a breakdown looking at BBW online. Unfortunately, like you do have to talk to him about this. You know, this is not something you can just sort of like skirt around. Yeah, but I don't understand how like you're at your wedding weight, the weight that he married you at.

1:05:07And like I was saying that that's not attractive to him. See, that's what I'm saying. That's not the case. Like, I don't think it really has anything to do with the girl writing in. So I don't want her to like feel bad about herself or think he's not attracted to her. Because, yeah, he married you at this weight. That's like probably when someone loves you the most is when they marry you. Like, so. Sort of like he's kind of go to therapy. Yeah. but you I guess should talk about it um but also it's like it's so like immature like a child like I want you to be this size like why don't you just love the person what about that no if I wanted to look in and find like a deep red flag I could like controlling someone's weight is insane yeah no he's not controlling it he's just like making comments no and it's like if you don't look this way that I'm attracted to you like why not be attracted to the woman who buried your children who loves you even though you sound like what he looks like even though you sound like a piece of work let's talk about what he looks like tell us let's start criticizing him like why are we talking about your weight this is fucking crazy yeah keep going divorce keep going it's obvious obviously gay no not divorce but you know no not divorce but like seriously grow the fuck up and just like know in your head like that he's mostly wrong and don't let it like stop you from enjoying your life.

1:06:24And in case nobody said this to you, good for you, mama. Postpartum two years back at your wedding weight. Slay mama, Skeletor. Slay mama. And you know what? You wear that Skeletor with pride. Oh, of course. That's like when somebody called me an Ozumbic skeleton. Like, okay, best day of my life.

1:06:39Jackie Oshry:Thanks. Hey, gals. Earlier this year, my family relocated to a new city and state for my job because, you know, corporate boss swirly. In my quest to make adult friends as a grown woman, which somehow feels harder than dating, I met another mom. We've now hung out three times twice with the kids and once for a mom wine night we text throughout the week about school parenting all the random mom things honestly i think it's going great and she could really become a good friend of mine there's just one tiny problem i do not know her name somewhere somewhere between the first text exchange playground hangs wine night i just missed it she never actually signed her messages with her name and now i fear i'm in too deep in the friendship to ask i've searched the school directory i scrolled old texts i've played an internet detective nothing so what do i do confess continue living this fake double life hoping someone says her name in front of me fake a head injury and start over signed us really just trying to make new friends um this is such a real thing yeah and i don't know like how um i don't i don't know how you just don't find out her name no like there's a lot of ways two

1:07:34Claudia Oshry:practical methods i'm going to share one like looking up her phone number yes like a phone directory there are like apps where it will tell you a lot of times if you just google search someone's phone number it might come up too right i would also introduce her to your husband and And then you say, this is my husband, Steve. And she goes, hi, I'm Melora. What do you think her name is? Melora Harding. I think her name is Melora. This is seriously so unfortunate. Yeah. But I also don't know how you haven't found it. I feel like you're not trying hard enough. Like between having her phone number and knowing where she is.

1:08:12Search her address. You can sync your contacts to Facebook and then Facebook will give you her page. or like do you just have a friend like for us it's olivia osher like if i need a piece of information i take it to the oobi the olivia osher bureau of investigations do you have an fbi member in your midst because if i needed someone's name and all i had was their phone number olivia

1:08:36Claudia Oshry:would say give me 10 minutes yeah this is nothing for a girl like olivia sometimes it's okay to outsource you know just give us her phone number i was gonna say dm olivia the girl's phone number Right. Any other identity? Maybe you have her address. Like if you went to Wine Night. DM Olivia. Say Jackie and Claudia told me to DM you. To give you this. The Lattice is in their regards. So unless you have like an Olivia in your life, like feel free to use ours. Yeah. I'll give her out for one favor. Yes. But don't abuse it. Don't abuse it because like we keep her very busy. Yeah. All right. Our third and final.

1:09:14Jackie Oshry:Hey, Jackson, Claude. I have a weird question. My ex from like 10 plus years ago would always wear this very specific cologne that I really loved. I'd forgotten about it until recently when some random guy at work was wearing it. I love the scent so much I'm actually considering buying it for my husband. Is that weird? Yes, it reminds me of my ex, but it's not like I'm thinking about him constantly or that I care. I'm literally married to my dream man. And honestly, I just love the scent. I don't know. Maybe I'm overthinking it. Would love to hear your thoughts. You know what? It's fine as long as you and us and our millions of listeners know this.

1:09:41Are the only people. We're the only people who know it. I will say I think for me like scent is so wrapped up in memory that I absolutely I would not be able to extricate the smell from the person in fact the smell would smell like my feelings about that person so I just want to say like if you love the smell I totally agree if I was a therapist and I wanted to look into this like I would say you're obviously not over your ex scent is so tied to people yeah so for me I couldn't but if you really

1:10:07Claudia Oshry:just love the smell and he happened to be the one who introduced you to it and you don't think of him at all go for it you found a smell you like that's hard i'm actually gonna disagree with you and say this is a slippery slope this is how it starts then you're talking to my facebook you send him a friend request i think girl you're playing with fire and there are a million fragrances out there and you know what you can ask chat like if i like this draco noir what is a alternative yeah that's a good idea because i do think there's some unresolved like you being obsessed with this fragrance 10 years later, like there's definitely some unresolved things going on there.

1:10:44Claudia Oshry:Yeah, you're trying to like turn your man into your ex. Exactly. And like you're sort of like, you're sort of in your submission, like preaching a little too hard. And I have my dream man. It's like, well, do you? But also I would need to know more about like the ex. Like, is it just like, you know, one of many exes is not like the ex of your life. Do you know what I mean? Like just someone you dated for a little bit in college or whatever. like she just refers to him as her ex from like 10 plus years ago but it's i guess that is a really long time like is that a like people have significant exes and then people have of course of course on the rate of one to ten how significant was the sex only you can answer that and if it's above was this x not yes how significant was the sex if it's above a six find another fragrance

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