The Season of Truth: Monday, January 5th, 2026

27:25So yeah, everyone got stranded there. like that's so interesting I liked Bethany's take I thought what she said about like everyone's at the party like wondering if they're at the right party it's extremely real yeah um and I would just say like if you were on that boat you wouldn't be worried you were in the right place right but she was also on uh the Bezos boat who was Bethany that's where she spent New Year's that's like the close friends that she spent New Year's with she was with Lauren her close friend oh my god like what I think about dream friends that's also another boat that would be the right boat to be on While setting our intentions for 2026, I think like befriending and having Lauren Sanchez Nicole Bezos on the podcast should be like a big goal of ours.

28:00She lives in Florida. You know, she's one of my favorite children's book authors. Oh, really? Yeah, I have to give you her book. I read it. The Fly Who Flew to Space. It's awful. That's not how you're going to make a friendship. No, I know. No. Okay, cut that out. Okay. Cut it out. It's literally the best book. I was reading it and I was laughing. It's literally the best book. I was reading it. I was laughing. It was just, I actually have never read a book. I really loved it. I know Homer think he did something with the Odyssey, but he had never read The Fly Who Flew to Space. No, and there's a sequel coming out.

28:36No, I'm on the wait list. And I just think she's such a prolific woman. She is. And I'm not being sarcastic now. I love her. I really want to become friends with her. She's done really great things for culture and the bridge between the business world and the celebrity world. I think that's actually really like a skill set that she has that she should be teaching others. I love that Bethany was on her boat. Slay Bethany. Slay mama. Yeah, I think they're friends. I believe it. So. They're definitely like of the same elk. Yeah. Hustlers. Yeah. Hustlers. Much like us. Yeah. Makes you think. So Licks and Tom.

29:13Tom and Licks. Literally like the best moment of my life. That's like a where were you type of thing. It was a shock. Some things you just can't predict. You know, you couldn't write it any better. I know. But I don't, I can't explain why for me, like it didn't do everything that it did for you. Oh, it was one of the best moments of my year. And it just started. The year's off to a great start. Yeah, I loved it. Yeah. Well, let's see what happens next. And I just want to thank Kelly Teller. I just feel like in some way she was responsible. She is always at the intersection of like giving the fans what they want and like major celebrities.

29:47Like it's so crazy. She's married to literally the most famous man in the world and she's in the best rooms ever. and at the end of the day she's just a girl you know no and the girls on the trip looks like they were having so much fun you know she's like coming back to the boat like oh my god should I with Tom yeah and like they're all sitting down yeah yeah no and I just know in some way that she was responsible and we owe her like a huge debt of gratitude yeah are you ready for our next story if we have to stop talking about Alex we could always go back I just feel like she'll come up she will our next story though is some more beautiful relationship news Timothy Chalamet declares his love for Kylie Jenner in a sweet Critics' Choice Awards 2026 speech.

30:22So the Critics' Choice Awards were last night, if that's the sort of thing that you're into. Timothee Chalamet won an award for his performance in Marty Supreme. Which we need to see. Oh, I just want to say, I am so behind. I have not seen anything since November. I didn't even see Wicked 2. I haven't caught up with anything. There's a couple of things we absolutely have to see for the job. We need to see Marty Supreme. Agreed. I do think I'm going to go on that journey again that I did last year watching all the Oscar movies so I can like give real takes. What are the other ones? Nothing like popular.

30:50It just, we'll hear about them when they're nominated. Wicked too. So like I need to see it. That's not, that's not. And by the way, Trader starts this week. We're going to be so busy. My new favorite show. I'm watching all the shows this year. Yeah. I'm watching all the shows. I'm seeing all the things. I need to see Marty Supreme. I'm so close to being caught up on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City so you can expect recaps from me. Like I haven't watched anything except for David Attenborough, Our Planet. I'm obsessed. Like I've just, it lulls me to sleep. I've been such a bad influencer. I've only watched Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.

31:20At least you're doing something. I've been on episode three of last season reunion for like 10 days. My life starts today. Like I'm back. Yeah. When does The Bachelor premiere? Usually it's the first week of January, but I haven't, like it's not. It was like when we were 16. I don't know if they're still on that schedule. They should be. That's a miss for you guys because I was ready to take you on. Timothy and Kylie. I feel like they've done a couple of award shows together. Not always walking the carpet, but they've sat together. He's never won. And I feel like when somebody wins, we study, like, who he kisses first.

31:50What does he do? Does he go to his mom? And this was the first, hopefully, of many. Because I do think Marty Supreme, like, last year, that Bob Dylan movie, I'm sorry, Timothy was never winning. Like, him being nominated was, like, seriously charity work. The worst movie ever. This year, he actually has a shot at a bunch of awards. So I do think this is not going to be the first, the last time we see, like, kiss, whatever, like, you know? And it was genuinely too much. He literally went straight to Kylie. He loves her. Thanked her in his speech. He said, lastly, I would like to say thank you to my partner of three years.

32:21Thank you for our foundation. I love you. I couldn't do this without you. Thank you from the bottom of my heart. And then she mouthed, I love you. No, stop. Okay, so I'm literally giddy, first of all. Second of all, I need to discuss the use of the word partner. It feels like, because at a certain level, like I feel. It feels like a domestic partnership because they're not going to get married. They're not, right. It reminded me up until recently of Taylor Swift. Like, Joe Almond was her partner. They were, like, basically married. And I feel like the use of the word partner is extremely intentional.

32:53And we need to, like, look really deep into it. Because it's not girlfriend. No, and at some point it's like. I'm sorry, but if you get up there and think you're girlfriend. What are you, 12? Agreed. Yeah. Fiance sounds nice. Partner sounds great. I feel like there are words you can use that make it. Fiance would sound nice. Yeah, but there are words you can use to make the relationship sound more. Serious. And him using the word partner is crazy. I agree. I can accept if they never get married. Same. But he should at least propose to her so that she can never raise. A piece of jewelry. Or that.

33:26So I'm really on baby watch because I think that's what's next for them. Yeah. And I think they're going to be in each other's lives forever. No, I think Timothy would make an amazing father. Yeah. And she's an amazing mom. Of course. I'm sure he's already like a great, I don't know what you would call him. like step he's not the stepfather he's the father stepped up step partner you know yeah um i wonder what stormy thinks about timothy she seems like really like a lovely girl so i'm sure she's really jazzed kylie looked gorgina she did they also went to the palm beach music festival of the arts or whatever um for this movie and club chalamet was in attendance did you see i did the Palm Springs Film Festival.

34:08Whatever. Yeah. Generous for them to go. I just feel like they wanted to spend the weekend in Palm Springs. Yeah, that's an easy one. Like, we'll stay at my place. Right, right. We'll check it off the list. Club Chalamet was in attendance and Club Chalamet did let everybody know on Twitter that she said hi to Timothy, wished him a happy birthday. And then somebody was like, did you see Kylie? And she was like, it was civil. Like she... But at this point, like if you love Timothy, like you have to accept Kylie because that's his partner and that's his foundation that got him to win these awards that like you love him for.

34:37right eat back shit bitch the year of truth um so this is just like really really beautiful i'm so happy for my girl i need to see him handling like this spotlight this is a new spotlight for her like being in the arts in the arts the partner of a beloved actor very serious and she is just floating through graceful with style and grace and you know she's still being Kylie. Uh-huh. Sexy. Like the faces are the same. She just can do it all. So I don't know if you saw Jimmy and his assistant from Hacks. They dressed up as Kylie and Timothy, which like when I saw it, I rolled my eyes. I'm like, okay, huh?

35:13And then they did an interview. Like it was so funny. I was laughing so hard and like I wanted to hate it, but it was funny. What was so funny about it? That they like lent them the exact outfits and Meg Salter was like it's like a glove. It was funny. Yeah, I know. I know. That is funny. Yeah. I liked it because it felt like Like already Timothy and Kylie and their red carpet style. It's like Brittany and Justin. Like it was duplicated and triplicated. That's an amazing comparison. Thank you. And to be able to recognize it like weeks later. To reference or not reference. To reference or not reference.

35:46Put it in a blender. Mix it up. Give birth to it. Breastfeed it. Hate breastfeeding. Go on, tap out. Right. B formula. I just want to say this was so magical. I feel like the theme of the story is like everything. Every time I saw one of these stories, and that's why we really should be doing podcasts every three weeks, because the stories, like every single one of them, like I had such heightened. Like when I saw Kylie and Timothy and I heard the speech, like giddy, straight up giddy. Yeah. Loved. I love love. I love love. I just need to see him on Kardashians. Like that's how you know. But she's not even on Kardashians.

36:21It's so true. She gave us nothing this season. Like literally she could not have given us less if she tried. He would sooner be on Life of Kylie. Like she. The best show. Is committed to giving the Kardashians nothing. Yeah. That's unfortunate. Yeah. Maybe on her YouTube. You know. No. Why? Like a vlog of him cooking with cookies with Stormy? Okay. Nicola and Brooklyn like cooking. Well, she does. Kylie does love to cook shrimp tacos always. Yeah. Really need a life. Like that's insane that I know that. that would be like someone knowing that like you love chicken rocks okay so it's not weird because everybody knows i love chicken rocks yeah thanks guys are you ready for our next story no i went to like now we're like the family who does stuff you know that's what it means to have kids yeah we're always doing stuff and so we're like looking at like local we went to butterfly world it was amazing this girl came up to me she was like are you the girl who lost six pounds it was funny yeah i was like wait it is me yeah it was really funny now are you ready for our next story thank Thank you for sharing that anecdote.

37:27Like, I guess. Yeah. I just feel like at some point I'm gonna have to do the next ad. And like, I just don't want to stop swirling with my swirl. I understand. And like, if we were giddy about like the stories of where we're about to like nosedive a bit. Because Chase Stokes and Kelsey Ballerini are back together after a messy year for the heart. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The heart was messy. Yeah. So he posted on Instagram. After like a lot of Instagrams that I personally didn't keep up with. No, we were talking about it on your maternity leave. He was like making these sort of lame ass desperate pleas on Instagram.

37:58Dumois was saying that he had been unfaithful. Kelsey found out and was like, absolutely not. And also, I think like the song that she put out. Which one? The Park song. People Pleaser. Oh, yeah. I sit in Park. I sit in Park. Like is also germane to this conversation. Okay. And so you need to study the lyrics at azlyrics.com to understand how Kelsey feels. And Kelsey's like in a serious era of her life. Like she's making big decisions. She's thinking about the future. And like he's out over here, like filming in Charleston, like fucking other girls. I don't think so. And then like being messy on Instagram.

38:29Like, sorry, guys, I tried. Wishy washy back and forth. Placating to the fans, like making Kelsey the villain. And when I saw that, I was so done with him. Whilst also, I think a sprinkle of what the children called love bombing and euphemisms for his bad behavior, such as a messy year for the heart. It's like I was a bad boy. I did my girl dirty. So after all that, they posted, I think on New Year's Eve or New Year's Day, like a bunch of pictures together saying they were together. Kelsey gave me had to have given like some sort of caveat being like, sorry, yeah, I've changed my mind. And can you read what she wrote?

39:02It was like, oh, well, I have what he wrote, which is something I've learned this year. Don't take advantage of the most beautiful thing that in 33 years of life are fleeting. Take accountability, learn from mistakes, lean into love and say it often. 2026, my year of growth, my year of truth. Oh, okay. We're aligned. Okay. I changed my mind. I'm team Chase. Starting here, starting now. Happy New Year's. She wrote, messy year for the heart. Oh, that was her quote. Yeah. Messy year for the outside coming in. Messy year for the way it became an out of our hands portrayal of it. Well, that's his fault.

39:35Yeah. And, you know, the public and fame. Of course, of course. But what I'll say and all I really care to share indefinitely with my personal life anymore is that I really love love. I believe in it. I believe in him. and I believe in breaking patterns. Now go kiss your person and stop speculating. Okay, so she said he cheated. He cheats. He's a big fat cheater. And I am going to give him another chance because I believe in more chances and that people can change. And I believe in the love that we share because I love him. And I think what she's saying is like at the end of the day, if I get screwed over, like I was just like being positive, you know, and I actually heard, when I saw this, I like rolled my eyes and then I read her thing and it did like ward me off a little bit.

40:12I'm like, you know what? That's sweet. Like, how do you expect to find love if you're not like open to whatever? I fear that this is just sort of like a canon event that every woman has to like learn on their own terms. Like we can't interfere, you know, like these are the type of things that like shape a woman. The only thing with Kelsey, and I'll say that kind of sucks for her, is she's opened up so much about her personal life in the last couple of years. And it's all like very empowering. It's all like accept nothing but the best. And then, you know, sometimes you have to accept a little less.

40:41And it just like she put herself in a bad position because it's like she's always writing. And everybody like uses her music as like inspiration. It's like, you know what? Yes. Like you can walk away from this marriage if it doesn't serve you. And it's like, you want people to show up for you. And it's like, well, she girl walks a little too close to the sun. Cause like, you know, sometimes we all just like, you know, we put up with what we put up with. It's just a part of life. Like people are not perfect. And so her being the face of like accepting nothing less than the best through her music, she's kind of like set herself up for failure because you know, we've all been here.

41:09It's fine. Right. No. And it is a really high bar to set in general. but then you're with the big fat cheater and it's like well they're certainly better than that even if it's right the best right so i personally i believe that people can change i'm big into chances from what i've read in the blinds and such like dumas says it's like a pattern yeah it wasn't like a one time you know i tripped into her vagina type of thing or a two time right three time but what does dumana you know it's always important to ask yourself Dumois either knows everything or nothing. Dumois is like going hard in the paint with this.

41:44With this one, yeah. I think he cheats a lot. I think he's a big cheater. Okay. Chase the cheater. I don't think that you should. I think that sometimes you have to compromise in a relationship. I don't think that's something that you should accept, especially like in, actually, period. There's no, but this is supposed to be like the best of times. Right. So I just don't know how someone can like change that drastically. but then bringing her song into it like she does want a future kid right and i don't know that this is the way there but but she's trying yeah these two just took such a nosedive to me they were like the happiest most perfect couple not only that as a couple they took a nosedive but also like when it comes to personal like image and likability these are two people who have never really had anything but glowing reviews for them as people.

42:36And now once they posted this, everyone's like rolling their eyes. And it's the first time I think either of them are encountering like fatigue with fans. Because up until this point, it was like everything like, yes, yes, yes, give us more. And that's a girl. And I think that's going to be hard for their relationship because they're used to being beloved. And it's easy. Yeah. When everyone loves you. It's easy. Every time you post a picture, it's like you want to keep being in love because everyone loves it. Yeah. But now we're all like, well, should we? And then I feel like it starts to sour.

43:01because these aren't two people who are totally offline. They know. Yeah. Sometimes like. I mean everyone's rooting for you. It makes you root. Of course. For you too. But sometimes the public perception of your relationship cannot penetrate your relationship because you are so removed from the internet. Highly intimidating. Right. But. Not to compare. No, no. But Chase said like he took to Instagram stories to like plead for her love. Like these are two people who are not offline. They know and I do think it actually can penetrate. So my advice to them would be just to like unplug. Yeah. Yeah.

43:31Or just, you know, see it through. Maybe this is just dying a very slow death. Right. Right. Some things do. Right. Slow and painful. Right. I don't know. I'll also say, like, I don't really, I haven't kept up with their relationship as much as I just, like, keep up with her music. Right. And there hasn't been a lot to keep up with in their relationship. It's just been good. Yeah, it's just been good. In the beginning. All the words. Right. Right. Everyone was following in the beginning. He was coming to shows, knowing the words, cheering on. And then they just, like, sailed off into happy bliss.

43:58Yes. So no one really kept up with them. And then they sailed back. Right. And then it got really weird. Yeah. Smashburger in Croatia. But I'm going to like also blame that on his personality a little bit. One thousand percent. If there's something wrong here, it's him. I'm just saying I'm calling it now. I'm calling it now. Are you ready for our fourth story? If it's our fourth story, that's brought to you by Thrive Market. Yes. Oh, I just got a pargy delivery from Thrive Market to set the year off right. Well, it's a new year, but same chaos in the kitchen. What if your pantry could actually make your life easier?

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49:56It doesn't go unnoticed, and we love you. Thank you very much. Our next story, wedding bells for Zach Bryan. Spooky wedding bells. He married Samantha Leonard in Spain after a whirlwind romance. So the country singer posted a photo on Instagram of him in a tux carrying his beautiful bride. It was leaked online first. It was like a video of him running through the streets of Spain carrying a girl in a wedding dress. And he was wearing a tux and they got into a convertible that said just married. Right. And then we saw this photo. So it's giving more like actual wedding. Yeah, I saw a photo of the inside.

50:26It was definitely planned. It was like, looked like, you know, a Mindy Weiss affair. At first I was just like, oh, they got hitched. No, them being married is not crazy. Like him having this whirlwind romance with a girl that looks like Brianna chicken fried. Like none of this is surprising to me. The thing that is surprising and that like actually takes a lot to shock me. I'm a woman who's seen a lot. Was the caption? Of course. Tougher than the rest. So he posted a photo of him carrying his blushing bride. And the caption was tougher than the rest. Which on its face like might not. No, even on its face.

50:57It's insane. Well, he's basically saying. History is what makes it so crazy. No, because even if we didn't know, like he was like had a history of abusing women, making your first photo with your wife about your exes, like that's just like a toxic thing to do. But say you like didn't know about the exes. Oh, I guess. No, everyone has exes. The rest is the exes. Tougher than the rest. Not like can't wait for our beautiful life together. Referencing your exes, even beyond what we know about him, is such like a toxic thing to do. I would be like, oh, girl, run. When the rest of your exes have left you because you have been so abusive towards them, it makes the caption even crazier.

51:30it is literally first of all it's an admission right right yeah I can't even what he possibly meant like thought he was saying because for me I'm just like hung up on like the abuse and I know the day like she's it's not gonna work out we're gonna hear from her and you think so I don't know like I just want to say one thing and I'm really not trying to be a woman who doesn't support other women but like brianna chicken fright she turned down 12 million dollars to save other women right like we know and if you chose not to believe her whatever like how does a girl like this end up in this situation and i know he's famous and rich and it's very alluring and at some point you are powerless but like it was the biggest story in the world maybe she's tougher than the rest stop like no it's it's a really hard line it's hard to know what to say like because because i do feel like we will hear from her and and like it's terrible i don't even know what she's going through and it's like i just know it's horrible i know he's like the scariest person on the planet maybe we won't hear from her because maybe she will take the money like a million other things but it's like did brianna chicken fry die on the cross for nothing for him to literally get married to a twin less than a year later i don't know i don't know what the right thing is but it's like girl i'm praying for you i'm seriously praying for you and like i do believe in change i do believe people can change 100 and i don't believe that he can i'm just like when i talk about people i'm not talking about zach bryan yeah you have to want to change first and i don't think that you have to know you're wrong i don't think anything that happened in the last year like had him like sit down and think hard he's just like you know going hard is who he is yeah um the caption is so crazy the story of them getting married like i literally don't care um then brianna like took to tiktok she posted a taylor swift song as like a reaction you know for taylor swift's mastermind and then she was voicing the lyrics like checkmate i couldn't lose i don't feel like that applies here maybe she was just making a tiktok like like that audio is like common oh so you're just saying like they're just she didn't she makes a lot of tiktoks like to taylor swift lyrics and sometimes you could be like well if she made one to dear john like for sure um this song read the lyrics again mastermind i don't consider pull up with a tiktok like maybe maybe seeing it sometimes when people describe a tiktok in an article like everything is lost tiktoks cannot be orated And I just want to say, I don't think that Travis was really saying him and Taylor don't fight.

53:53Speaking of things lost in translation. Yeah, I agree, by the way. Okay, cool. Okay, Brianna. Let's go to the primary source. How about 2026 is the year of primary sources? Ugh, fine. I know. Well, when it's just a TikTok, like, that's fine. That's not it. That's not it. It looks like this. Oh, here. Oh, she just says, checkmate, I couldn't lose. That has nothing to do with him, I'm just saying. She should have posted Your new girl is my clone And then I would have That would have been really on the nose But maybe she's saying I just think the first TikTok And she has to post TikTok She is a TikToker I think the first thing she posted After he got married Was gonna be like It's about Zach And I actually don't think it is I feel like she's saying Like I didn't lose You know because sometimes When your man moves on And married It's like well No I really don't I I don't really want to think about it anymore.

54:48I really, this man has been foisted on me. I just want to say, I've never been a Zach Brian fan. I'm genuinely proud to say that. And his music, we talked about it before we knew he was like a crazy abuser. His music missed, missed us. And it was like, well, we should, we love country music. I got him confused for a while with Zach Brown and like justice for Zach Brown. Like you just know people get him confused with Zach Brian. Just Zach Brown's ex also has things to say. Yeah, that's true. He's with Kendra Scott. Isn't that crazy? Yeah. One of my faves. I know I forgot what I was saying but it's like you want to move on from this story is what you said did I?

55:22I feel like you said that and you want to move on sure sure no no I feel like you said it did she say it? she didn't say it no thank you I didn't say it she didn't say it okay you did you did no I know I did I thought you said it too I just feel like if Brianna was going to respond in the form of a Taylor Swift lip sync like there's so many other things she could do okay so that's you're saying she's not responding no she might she will she's not never she's not like shy about talking about it um and people are like when is she gonna stop it's like girl if that were you like if that were me you would never fucking hear i would be shouting from the goddamn rooftops and i feel like a lot of people talk about like abuse they endured and they don't say the person's name and like i just i name them i love when people name them yeah because like when i google that person like it should come up for other girls too so leave her alone honestly sounds good yeah are you ready for our fifth the final story a little confirmed new couple news sorry to turdy but joe jonas is dating model tatiana gabriella more than a year after settling his divorce from sophie turner have i updated everyone that like i'm so back on my joe jonas crush you have i don't know if it was on this show or on the patreon joe jonas was like my celebrity crush my whole life and then like john mayer took over and then i got so over john mayer and joe manganella was like a brief fling and i've kind of been like looking for a celebrity crush and i'm so back with joe jonas and now he has a girlfriend how do you feel about that well i also have a husband so like it's only fair that he could have a girlfriend for sure but like it might influence your thoughts on his couplings i don't know anything about her i feel like he's in this stage he's been spotted with a couple of people sort of like this is gonna be so mean but like nameless faceless models like they mean models models they mean nothing to me um i don't know why everyone's acting like this one's different i just feel like he's commented on her instagram yeah he's like claiming her yeah no and that's good like i i just i don't think that this is the one you don't think she's the next jay system i'm not threatened okay but i'm happy for him that he's happy you know his brothers have love and yeah sophie and pellegrino yeah he deserves that too no sophie and chris martin no but she's like back with pellegrino and then dakota and role model i ship sure yeah she's gonna be sally i feel like she wouldn't do a good job like she wouldn't be a good sally i feel like she would I feel like she has more charm and charisma and riz than people think.

57:42Yeah, I think she has a lot of charm and charisma, but like personality-wise, not like dancing. No, I think she's always surprising people. That's true. I feel like she's constantly being underestimated. 1000%. However, like when it comes to Dakota and role, this is a blind spot like that I'm happy to keep in the rear view. I want to give you three chances to guess role model's real name. Tucker. you knew it what you're lying no you knew that it's not it yeah his name is Tucker it is you're lying like you obviously knew that why would you say Tucker I just want to say I did not know you did you did I want to say that was completely a guess however it's possible that like I once read that like that that is somewhere in my mind obviously why would you say Tucker I don't even think you know that name like I just I guessed it she's fucking with me I'm not you're like I know his last okay we're fucking with you his name's not tucker now you know i'm a truth teller it is tucker i'm googling it it is it is it is it's tucker role model i don't know his last name it's tucker role model singer tucker pillsbury are you messing with me now if i ever saw his name like i would have remembered pillsbury too and i just want to I feel like I didn't know it was Tucker.

59:03I do think that a lot of times like celebrities change their names like unnecessarily like for like a stage name. And Tucker Pillsbury was never becoming famous. And I think him coming up with his own stage name, which for a while, like I didn't understand why he had a separate name. I totally get it now. It's more than that. It's Tucker Harrington Pillsbury. He's like royal but fat. He's giving like billionaire. Totally. From the Pillsbury fortune. He's from Maine. name is very you know it's both quiet wealth yeah his father is a real estate appraiser his mother's a special ed teacher that's so cute as a child he was heavily inspired by elvis presley and why is his name role model

59:53uh under okay first he went by tucker then he changed his name to role model and switched from rapping to singing oh yikes they didn't say oh he allegedly took his name from paul rudd's character in the 2008 film role models oh in an interview must have missed that one zach saying he confirmed this was a joke i'm sorry okay it turns out like he's not that interesting so yeah oh he used to date emma chamberlain oh yeah and then emma chamberlain recently like that's the only time i'd ever heard of him and he was a really small artist like she was definitely like you should quit music like it was like not happening and then the sally thing like really made him the song went really viral on tiktok and then the whole concert like who's my sally tonight really made and then that audio of him saying who's my sally tonight has become like really viral and emma did it the other day and like the internet broke it was cute so i think that they're on good terms that is they did it for a while and emma was with breener for new year's was she yeah she was in breener Carousel.

1:00:56Brina has like a couple of like random famous friends. She's like best friends with Joey King. Okay. And I guess Emma Chames. Cute. I don't like that. I just said that Emma Chames. I felt like really choogy. Can you guys cut that out? What else do you want to talk about? Like I'm so sad. I don't want to wrap this up yet. I know but we have a great week of shows for everyone. We're going to be together doing our thing. And like I did you feel like in the beginning like it's always like we get our feet wet a little bit. Like I feel like we were a little shy in the beginning of the episode oh i don't think so i think we came out guns blazing i think this is one of our best episodes of the year oh it's our best episode of the year and what are you what are you thinking for the title like and what's our what's our tagline of the year i guess it's like truth the year of truth we can like we can either like go that route i feel like we say this every year by the way we're gonna care less like we're always like we give no thoughts well i feel like when we think well now that the year is over like we can talk about it at a glance or fave um and i wouldn't say that 2025 was necessarily the year of truth like for me but i wouldn't say it was a year of lies no no but for me like the theme of 2025 was growth wow okay for you for uh like i'm not just speaking for myself but for you as well oh you were pregnant you had a baby right yeah lots of growth for me lots of growth like the toast expanded we had two maternity leaves like we were growing yeah and we said this on the patreon we do apologize for the double maternity leave we did not plan it and we actually are going to try to plan it next time so that we can like ideally sync up and have one shared maternity leave because it's not reasonable like this is a crazy year yeah yeah but i don't know how that really would work either well let's start spending more time together and our cycles will be synced and then we just have to leave it up to the lord yeah so i do think that 2026 like is poised to be the year of truth um which i think it's poised to be the year of the toast like i'm just putting it out there yeah always always um so we could go with that title wise truth social like that was a cackle fest it was the whole episode was a cackle fest um also cut that out would be like really fun yeah like oh cut it what do they want to cut out right right heavily edited episode click here yeah that's our title um so yeah we'll noodle on it yeah okay ready yeah and now our favorite part we get to have lunch together yes thank you guys so much for listening to the toast the millennial morning show where we deliver the fast-sized stories so you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube so if you're watching us on YouTube please feel free to subscribe and give us a video a thumbs up we're also available as a podcast and where podcasts can be found so it's Spotify, Instagram, Stitcher, Public Radio, I, or Castbox all the places where you listen to podcasts find us a toast the five-star review about how beautiful about outstanding and how wickedly talented we are love ya bye