The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

24:12You do make a lot of content in that room. I do because it's so pargy and like it's right next to the studio. So it's like my little office. Okay. What kind of business y 'all in? You an office? I have an office. You know, I also have an office. Except now I work out of home now. Well, I have an office out of the home back in New York. I don't know if you know that. Oh, that's true. Oh, I guess you do work out of the home. Oh, yeah. All the time. Oh, I commute. I'm a commuter. Commuting? Like I was listening to such bops this morning. Timber. Teenage Dream. It's going down? Bang, bang. I was having so much fun it's really important how you start I know a lot of people come in and it's probably dreadful but like it sets the tone I feel like there are ways of course when you're done listening to the toast where you can make it fun I don't want to complain because your husband has been so generous in lending Ben and I his car for the weekend but his Apple CarPlay yeah he has the old phone he has the old phone so the cord to connect Apple CarPlay is that so I've been driving in silence why don't you turn on 100.7 why 100 I don't really know how to do that and because I've been wearing my hair on a slick back claw clip, I've been driving in silence with a claw clip digging into the – That's so unsafe.

25:17I know how dangerous it is. It's kind of like a miserable commute, not to make everything about me. Oh, I'm so sorry. But at least you had your coffee. I mean, you can't have a cigarette, so that's sad. One thing about pregnancy – I saw someone in front of me at a red light, like, ashing their cigarette. Bogan. Like, got a spare. Something about being pregnant. Like are pulled up by itself right next to it. Right. Something about being pregnant is like the days are hard. You don't crave it. The days can be really hard. And sometimes it would just be nice to top off the day with a little cig. Or what about a drink?

25:51I mean. No. In the beginning of pregnancy, I was like on here. And I feel like in the vlog I was talking about how, you know, I was always really concerned. Not concerned, but it always scared me a little bit that like, you know, you would be pregnant for 10 months. And then like obviously postpartum, you don't have a drink for like a year. And I'm such a social drinker. I love to go out and have a cocktail. And that was something that really scared me. And then I was like, well, it's actually been amazing. I don't miss alcohol at all. I've been missing alcohol like a little bit more, especially at the wedding when we were at the henna.

26:18I don't know if I mentioned I went to a multicultural event. And what ethnicity exactly? Well, the bride was Moroccan. Oh, okay. And the groom was Syrian, but funny story. I won't say it again. When I walked into the henna. Exactly. Spoiler alert. When I walked into the henna, I was like on the ocean. and I was like, honestly, I could like so kill for a cocktail. And then I was on the beach and I was like with all my friends from high school and I was like, I could really use a cocktail. I just find myself more and more saying I could really use a cocktail. Whereas in the beginning, I was like, I don't even miss it.

26:48That's so funny. I was actually thinking like when I'm driving, I get like really stressed out. I'm like, I kind of need a drink. Oh, that's funny. Like while I drive just to relax. I don't know what we are going to talk about on this show. Like when you finally just settle into being a driver. I don't think I ever will. When you're in high school and you get your license, like it's all fun. But eventually it's something where it's like if your mom asks you to go get eggs, you're like, ugh, no. Whereas in history, you're like, yeah, I'll go get eggs. Anybody else need anything? Putting down the window, blasting the music.

27:14You're just like, ugh. At some point, it loses its novelty and it just becomes like a means to an end. So the more I drive, like especially today, like my commute was the same. I was on the same street. Right. So it will start to lose its luster. But I do think if you get your license at 16, and then like when does it lose its luster? I feel like pretty quickly. I don't know. I'm going on two years now. But everything I do is like new sometimes. I also think like this summer, I didn't really drive last summer in the Hamptons at all. This summer, like I plan to. I won't ever stop talking about it.

27:42Yeah. Did you guys know New York, you can't make it right unread? One thing about Jackie, if you get in the car with her, it's like you kind of have to know the narration begins. Like if someone, I feel like a lot of people who know me, not closely, but like acquaintances, probably, I'm actually kind of quiet. I don't talk a lot. And especially like, yeah, I just, and sometimes I'm tired. But also I'm just not a big talker. When you talk for a living, like, you don't want to talk elsewhere. I know. Like, I'm kind of shy. I think you guys know that now about me. Like, I'm shy. I'm very introverted.

28:11That's why I've taken to the internet. And so I think some people are like, wait, this girl, like, talks for a living and she's not talking to me. Like, maybe she doesn't like me. Just get me in the car. She doesn't. Just ask me to drive you somewhere. Shut up. Just ask me to drive you somewhere. But she's not talking about anything interesting other than what's going on in the road. I'm just narrating. She is narrating. Like, oh, get out of my lane. And sometimes, the last time you drove me was two days ago after the toast. We had a lot going on. We had to upload. I'm busy on my phone. And you're just like, can you believe that red car?

28:36I'm like, no, I wasn't paying attention. I'm busy. Well, okay. Sue me. She's just chatting. Sue me for being excited. I feel like we should bring back exciting commutes. I know there's also been a lot of discourse recently about back to office work. And you know what? Typically, I stopped waiting into it after you guys lost your goddamn minds. But like very much like the world is on my side now. Like you've seen. I just want to say if the CEO of JP Morgan ever becomes single, you absolutely need to pursue him as a life partner because you, nobody, no two people have been more vocal about getting like Americans back in the office than you.

29:13And you guys take so much shit for it. You and JP Morgan CEO, what's his name? Jamie. Jamie Diamond. Yeah. He's so classic. Like he's always making, they're like, well, and for some reason I know he has like a really important job, but for some reason, every time he says something, It's the CEO of JP Morgan. And he's always waiting into the remote work conversation, as are you. I stopped like once, you know, I made my position clear. People didn't like it. I had nothing left to say. So that was it. But now it's back in the conversation. Like people are going back to work. And I would just encourage you to like make it fun.

29:44Make the commute fun. Listen to something great. Find a great playlist. Grab a coffee, cigarette, whatever you need. Grab a cigarette. Like on your way to work. Yeah. And because the thing is, you have to go back to work. Regardless of me, you have to go back to the office, right? What do you want to do about it? You want to mope about it? Or you want to make it exciting like you're a teenager again and you just got your first car? I'm ready for big tobacco to start sponsoring the toast. Like that's kind of money I need to live. I agree. And I feel like they've been barred by the FCC from advertising everywhere.

30:13They can't even like advertise on their own packages. It's like Surgeon General warnings instead. You will die if you smoke this and people are still buying it. I love America. They like can't even have their branding on their cigarettes. It's like it comes in just a carton. I don't think there's laws in podcasting yet. This is still the Wild West. No, there definitely is. Like Philip Morris, call us. We can be bought. And it's for less money than you think. It depends on, for Philip Morris, it's less money than you think. Like for a smaller brand, I think it's like more money than you think. You know, for like a local owned business, you can't afford us.

30:46No, I'm kidding.

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35:40Thank you, Coach. You know, it's getting harder to breathe during the ads. I understand. You know me, I'm a fast talking swirly, but it's getting harder to breathe, period. You did a good job, but eventually it will be not feasible. So we'll have to come up with - Eventually, like it might have to be your job because I actually can't breathe. Where we'll do like one ad after every story. People will love that. You will love it. You will love it. Our first story in like no particular word, the order the stories are like good but really random today so just like don't judge oh i was going to but no no i'm telling you okay cindy arriva will host the 2025 tony oscar tony awards ceremony so cindy arriva will host the tony awards this june this marks the first time her hosting she obviously has a background in broadway and now she will play host at the tony awards that feels right i feel like she shouldn't have to work this hard i agree it's like she's so talented like hosting is for people who like don't have like conventional talents like you know like me like and so you make the most of your personality but like when you are this level of singer yeah hosting is also not for people who would ever be nominated at this particular event like i'm pretty sure she has been nominated and even won tony's like you you can sit yeah i mean this is like really great and exciting for the fans i just like it's a really it's hard work She's had a hard year.

36:56She's been, like, busy working, traveling, promoting, filming. I do think, like, the Tonys are less cutthroat than the Golden Globes and the Oscars, mostly because, like, people don't really watch them. And, no, like, just straight facts. Because we didn't all see every Broadway show. It's like, you have to go to Broadway, and then you probably see one show. It's a little niche. Even if you take a trip to Broadway, like, you probably see one show. Or maybe two. Yeah. And the fact that they're both nominated for Tonys. What are the odds? It's very niche. So that's why people aren't as hard about it.

37:20I think it's just a small community, and they support their own. So I think, like, everyone be nice to Cynthia. But it's like you got to work really hard. So I just don't know why she would want to do that when she's just so talented. She's also at a level where like you don't have to take gigs like this anymore. It's very much like an up and coming kind of thing. Yeah. Unless like she wants to do more hosting, in which case I would say again, like why? Yeah. I don't think she wants to do more hosting. Like people who are like given roles like Alphabet, like they don't have – hosting is something you kind of have to do.

37:45Yeah. Not want. Yeah. Or it's like if the career is stalled or whatever. But like all she has to do is sing and the jobs will come. Yeah. I feel like at first I was like, oh, this is, duh, sure, give it to Cynthia. But why would she want to work this hard? Yeah. And hopefully she'll sing during the show, you know, maybe do like an opening musical number. A meddling. Jackman. Yeah. But again, that's a lot of work. Like why? You think Sutton and Hugh will be there? Maybe like. I do. Me too. Because they're like. They're out and about. The toast of Broadway. She's the toast of the town. He's been the toast.

38:17They were the toast last year, but they weren't a couple while they were doing the Music Man. Together they are a sandwich. They are so Broadway. Yeah. Hear the sounds of marching feet. On the avenue, I'm taking you to 42nd Street. It's Pardee. Oh, somebody yesterday sounded off in the comments as we had requested, what is the anthonym of Pardee? I don't know if you saw it, but Garbage? I thought that was really good. Oh, that's too beautiful. I thought it was really good. I'm open. Someone said Nargie. Yeah, somebody, me. I said that twice on the show yesterday. And I stand by that it shouldn't rhyme with parchy.

38:56Okay. Oh, and I want to tell you this offline, but it can be an online conversation as well. The way we've been saying, like, you know, we take a word and we manipulate it. Gorgeous, gargy. And now we're saying parchy. We're saying it like parchy, the queen's boyfriend. Porchy. I know. That's what we already had this conversation like a few months ago. Remember, we were like, we were having a parge off. Oh. You actually talked about it on the show. You said something so funny when you were like, that loaf is so Queen Elizabeth's little boyfriend. Can I tell you? It's pargy. When you are as funny as I am, but you also have such a bad memory, life is so exciting because you're constantly being reminded of hysterical things you said.

39:33No, or you get to experience it twice. Yet again. The first time you laughed so hard. Pargy. And the second time. That's hilarious. Literally, we were going back and forth. I think I made a pargy loaf. And so we were saying, this loaf is pargy, pargy. Did you make a pargy loaf in the sense that you made a loaf of bread or you took a good poop? In the sense that I made a loaf of bread because we weren't both standing around the toilet bowl talking about it. But wouldn't it have been fun if we were? Maybe next time. And I said, this loaf is like Queen Elizabeth's little boyfriend. Barchi. That's funny.

40:02That is a funny joke. And you laughed so much in the moment and then you came on the show and you told everyone the funny thing that I said. So they will remember. The North remembers. That's so nice of me to highlight a funny offline moment of yours. Yeah. I just want to say I'm in hell. Oh, no, I'm not. I thought I forgot my Tums. Oh, I'm glad for you. I'm also ready for my sponsorship, just saying. Okay. Crunch, crunch, crunch. Do you take one or two? One. I feel like you take two. In a sitting? Like you take two out of them? I take two in a sitting. The back says like one or two, but like why not two?

40:37Oh, that's very interesting. I've always only taken one. Also, in my pregnancy, like if I really took a tum every time I was even remotely uncomfortable, I'd have 15 a day. I tried to keep you only have like five a day. Actually, Dr. Fox, I said, is there such thing as like overdosing? He was like, no. And then somebody in my DMs was like, I got a kidney stone when I was pregnant for how many tums I took. Read the back. It says how many you should take in 24 hours. Dr. Fox says they're a great source of calcium. But of course, consult your doctor. You could have like calcium overdose. You could overdose on calcium.

41:09Very sad. Why is there a section of this label that says inactive ingredients? Like, why would I need to know what's not in here? Uh, that's not what it is. That's not what that means. That's not in there. Do not take more than seven tablets in 24 hours. Okay, I'm keeping it under four. And also the fact that it's an odd number means at one point like you did take just one. Well, you know, when you take two at a time. Yeah, then I can only go to six and then like I get a bonus one. Yeah, I guess like right before bed, like a little top off. No, that's when you need the two. Maybe in the morning a little.

41:40Start the day. Ease in. Not to rub in, but you know, they leave a chocolate on my pillow at this hotel. You never did that at your house. and it's a caramel chocolate. I actually did do that once. Like one Valentine's Day, I got you heart chocolates. Oh, you did? Okay, yeah. I mean, they do it every night at this place. Sure, sure, sure. And it's usually, I think, like chocolates on your pillow. They give you like the worst shit chocolate. Like I don't know where they pick this up from. This one was a caramel milk chocolate. It would be really fun. Yummo. Yeah, and now I know why I'm like choking on my own vomit in my sleep because I'm eating caramel milk chocolate before bed.

42:07You have to stop eating like after, you have to have dinner and be done and it's really hard. That's seriously the hardest part. Yeah, I'd rather throw up in my sleep, honestly. Oh, okay. Then just wait. Go into bed without supper. Not to be a just wait, but just wait. Go into bed without supper is not an option for me. No, supper and then call it a date. Sorry. Go into bed without two suppers is not an option for me. Our next story, Olivia Munn is recalling a traumatic experience on a movie set and a disrespectful seven-figure settlement that she turned down. Damn. So Olivia Munn went on Monica Lewinsky's podcast called Reclaiming.

42:40Okay, I've heard none of this. And she shared that while filming a movie, which she did not specify, however, like people are speculating. She also hasn't done like a million movies. And she talks about the time that it was in. So it's like we can figure it out. There's no Wi-Fi. Oh, right. She said that she had a traumatic experience that led her reporting issues to the movie studio. So she said, I had to file complaints with the studio and there's a lot of other things that go along with it. But I got to this place where I was offered a lot of money. Seven figures to accept, I guess, their apology and then taking acknowledgement of it.

43:10So seven figures is minimum$10 million, but it could be$99, right? Minimum$1 million. Oh, my God. Wait. Seven figures is$1 million, so between$1 and$9 million. Oh, that was, like, really embarrassing.

43:27Oh. I don't know why. When you say, like, six figures, I think of, like, the six zeros. I understand. You understand how I got to this place, but it's unacceptable either way. And it also really changes things. because no, she wasn't offered up to$100 million. $99 million. Okay. So she was offered. Because honestly, when I thought it was between$10 and$99 million, I'm like, damn, even I'm not that scrupled. Like, take the money. Of course. That's life changing money. It doesn't matter what happens next because you can retire. Between one and nine is different for somebody at her tax bracket. And I also feel like it's leaning closer to one because I feel like when it's like$5 million, people will say mid-seven figures, right?

44:03When it's five? Right, right, right, right. Or they'll say high seven figures. No, you can manipulate this type of language to either mean. People do it all the time. And I'm reading their business insider thing. I'm like, how much money? And it's confounding and it's intentionally confusing. And she didn't want to say. So when I read this, I'm seeing a million. Okay. Cool mail. Just a million. Two or three. She said seven figures to accept, I guess, their apology, them taking acknowledgement, and signing an NDA. Yikes. She said she never considered discussing publicly what took place on the set.

44:33She just wanted to move on past it all. Still, she did not want to sign the NDA. She noted that these events took place during the resurgence of the Me Too movement, which gave momentum in 2017. So in 2018, she was filming a movie called The Predator. So that's what we can glean this what happened. Something happened. She reported it. They wanted her to sign an NDA and take this money to not say anything about it publicly, which she didn't sign it. She didn't say anything until now. But she actually made a really good point. in addition to, you know, all the fire points that she made, which she said that comes into the feistiness and about thinking things through and being so upset and frustrated that this would be the offer to me.

45:10I did not think about negotiating. I did not think about anything besides how disrespectful that was. She said that like if she had signed it, she was afraid that they, like, then the studio would leak that she signed an NDA and people would like say, oh, you only did it for the money. She was afraid that her voice and speaking up would just reverse any kind of validity to her voice. Cause like the fact that these are things you have to think about, like if you go through something traumatic, take the money, I don't give a fuck. yeah well like I don't know a million dollars to Olivia mom like is that worth no is that worth also kind of the potential of losing your credibility no that's how she felt and once you get a label like that as a woman in Hollywood like they just destroy you with it so it is powerful and and you're right when I thought it was seven figures like 10 to 99 million dollars sure take my credibility yeah right who cares about credibility I have a mansion like I'm retired and I have a yacht but in California you know with those high taxes um but also I do right This would be less than$500 ,000 after taxes.

46:03She's now married to John Mulaney, who does extremely well financially. You think? A thousand percent. Like how much? He tours nonstop. Okay. He tours arenas. He has multiple Netflix specials. I'm sure he had like a multi. Like a$20 million three special deal. Correct. He's just kind of the darling of, like he's one of the highest paid comedians right now. Okay. So are you asking for like. So what were you going to say next? Oh, so like her financial situation now is different. But I think in 2018 at the time, she's not a really like successful actress. She's like a successful famous person. Do you know what I mean?

46:45So that money actually could have meant more to her than we realized. Because I'm thinking of her now. Like I know she lives in this like beachfront oasis. But she's in a different financial situation now than she was in 2018. Because I never even heard of this movie The Predator. Okay. So she's obviously like taking roles for the work. She's like a working actress. A million dollars is a lot to a working actress, even if it was minimum a million dollars. Yeah. So good for her. 1 ,000%. Scrupled. It's very beyond a chicken fry. Right. But she was offered like so much more. That's even crazier.

47:14Did you see the bar fight that Zach Bryan got into? I saw that he got into a bar fight. Which is uninteresting because he's like so the bar fight type. Like he has the body of somebody who just fights in bars. but the more interesting thing is that like the whole thing was recorded on a pair of those like ray-ban meta ai because the guy was like i don't even know who you are it's like well why are you recording on your ray-ban glasses so the whole thing is kind of like from a visual perspective you see him at like truly like pov yeah fighting zach brian and then i think he said like you're so gay or something and everybody's like you know zach brian said that yeah he used the g word and not in a negative way correct which i don't think there's a positive way to use the g word in a bar fight no no but there's a positive way to use that word like it means happy oh of course of course and like gay is fabulous but it wasn't Zach bryan was not saying gay is fabulous that's really crazy yeah so not a good day to be Zach bryan no so go go Olivia Munn go go live go and look about you have seen women in podcasting making news are you ready for our next story which is um some interesting news that people are talking about that we haven't spoken about But there is a woman on the internet named Bonnie Blue.

48:24I think like separately we've each heard of her. Yes. She comes up all over my Twitter. I found like everything I know about this woman, which is quite a lot, I know against my will. Like I know because she's doing people's podcasts and I get clips. And then recently she did Sophia with an F, which I follow. So I got like a lot of her stuff. But I already knew who she was. And she is famous for sleeping with a thousand men. She's like an OnlyFans creator. She's like a sex worker creator. but recently shot to fame because she does these challenges. First, she did like 100 men in 12 hours and the most recent one that shook the internet was she slept with 1 ,000 men in a day and I actually think she went over.

48:56She did 1 ,057 men in under 24 hours. Overachiever. A couple things. First, there's another girl who does this too. They're like... They're both blonde British girls. Yeah. It's extremely confusing because they each do challenges, like clickbait challenges. Come with me. Get ready with me to fuck 1 ,000 guys. I saw the other girl because I saw her like describing like her labiaplasty. I think her name, I think her name is Lily. And I just want to say something. And I'm going to say the thing that I feel like you're not supposed to say as a woman. Okay.

49:30I think that this is disgusting. Like I know we are support. We're supposed to support like embrace the sexual revolution. We've revolutionized a little too close to the sun. I think that this is disgusting. I think this person is disgusting. Like, and I'm sorry. I know I'm supposed to like support all women. I don't. I don't support this. I think this is disgusting. Like why, what on earth would come besides money? But even at some point, there's not enough money in the world to make you do certain things. No, and like honestly, sleeping with a thousand randos, is that the best? If it's about money, is that the best way to get paid?

50:02Like you could become like a high end prostitute. You could make more money and sleep with less people and like, you know, protect that bit of yourself a bit more. And I know we're, yes, of course, we're not supposed to shame, but like, this is really shameful. I agree. I'm having a hard time being like a supportive woman right now. I don't think you're expected to be a supportive woman. Like, this is beyond the pale. No, and it's just like, we took it too far. If us as a society, we can't say like, this is not the greatest thing for women, then we've completely lost the plot. So I do think it's important that we can say that.

50:32Like, I think we took it really too far. You know, at first it was like, we're not calling prostitutes. It's a sex worker and it's a beautiful thing. And it was all good. And now I'm just like, should we stop? Like, we're doing a lot. So I just want to say before we dive into whatever. Oh, she's pregnant, right? That's the story. So the story is that she is apparently pregnant. Now, Maury Povich has waited in and said, good luck to Bonnie. Like, I don't want to be a part of this because the question is like, who's the father when there's a thousand men in 24 hours? And that's not to mention all the other hours of the other days.

50:59And her personal life. This is her professional life. I can't imagine she would do this challenge when she's ovulating. Okay. I can't imagine she's not on any birth control. The thing is, it's not been confirmed that she's pregnant. I know you might be on birth control, but when you have 1 ,000 semen counts. It's only 99 % effective. So if there's 1 ,000 semen, you have like a— And on your day of ovulation, you will most likely get pregnant. I have to imagine she didn't do this on ovulation day. This seems like a follicular phase sort of thing. Also, are they ejaculating inside of her? I think so.

51:31In order to count? Yeah, I believe so. Oh, definitely with, actually I can't say definitely and I didn't watch and I'm sure if you watch like you would know, but probably with a condom. So it's not confirmed that she's actually pregnant and I do feel like so much of her. Actually, maybe not with a condom. I do think they all get tested. Not with a condom? I don't know. I don't know. I'm just saying. It's not confirmed that she's pregnant and so much of her. No love, no love. So much of her career is like clickbait. And so I think there's a possibility that this is not true. And if it is true, I'm feeling conflicted because this might be the one thing that could save this girl, you know?

52:03But I do feel she's too far gone. I don't think there's anything that's going to bring her back. Yeah, especially because when you see clips of her, it doesn't seem like she's lost her mind. No, no. She's extremely sound of mind. She's very proud of herself. She is. She explains her rationale for doing some of the things that she does. Like how she has sex with a father and son and says it's so good for their relationship. How she has sex with college or school. Jailbait. Yeah. They're not minors, but they're very, very young school boys. or that sounds like elementary school, but in Britain it's like college.

52:36Uni. Uni. And she says how it's like better that they have this experience with her than someone else because she's a safe space. Like she really - Everyone's fucking her without a condom. But they're getting tested and maybe mental health counseling she provides. Okay, so I had seen a clip on Twitter. Oh, she's also good for married men who want to have an affair because they're not, like she's not connecting with them in an emotional way. so like here come like drop your sperm and and leave actually like i'm a nice girl i really can't handle this conversation i saw a clip of her um she was like getting upset i'm like oh my god is she finally like having remorse for like this disgusting life she leads no she had like fucked like it was one of her challenges like 75 guys in 75 minutes or whatever and she started crying because she felt like really upset that like some of the guys didn't get enough time with her i'm Like, she's fucking crazy.

53:29She's crazy. I'm sorry. I'm going to say the thing. Like, I hate this bitch. I think she's disgusting. And, like, the words that you're not supposed to think and use for a woman. Like, I think of her. Like, she's a slut. I'm sorry. Like, I hate it. Not even a slut. Like, this is biblical. She's literally like a whore. I'm sorry. It's disgusting. It is. You know what? The other labiaplasty girl. And I don't want to hear it from, like, the women. Turdy. Like, we have to support. We don't, actually. So many bitches are not supportive of me. Okay? So I'm not going to be supportive of the woman who slept with a thousand guys.

53:57Okay. And now was pregnant. I understand the labiaplasty girl. And now I remember. I remember how I discovered her because I saw a clip. She was on a podcast and I don't remember who the inner, who she was talking to, but I feel like it was someone like conservative. It's Candace Owens. I know what you're talking about. And yes, she was on the, like the full send podcast. One of those podcasts where they brought together this like professional horror. I think it was the way I remember it. I think it was a man, but tell me what happened. And this very conservative woman. It was kind of like a great experiment.

54:23They brought like these two. and they had them out. And I think Candace was like, Jesus will save you. Is your mother okay with this? Let me be your mother. And the woman was like, I'm fine. Get the fuck away from me. Like it was really fucking crazy. Okay. What I saw was, I think it was a man. I think it was, I don't remember who it was. I think she also did an interview that went viral on Pierce Morgan. Maybe it was Pierce Morgan, but I feel like I would have remembered that. It was someone talking to labiaplasty Lily. And at the end of like, so losing in the, in the fame game of being a professional whore.

54:53Right. Which is good for her, actually. I think she, you know, stated her claims throughout the interview. And at the end of the interview, the guy was like, I just want you to know that you have choices. It's Pierce Morgan. And he gave her like a really uplifting speech. I don't know if it affected her whatsoever, but it was nice to hear. He was just like, you are loved. You have choices. You don't have to do this if you are not happy. It was like really nice of him. Yeah, in that clip and also the one with Candace Owens that went viral, there was like a lot of like body language experts tuning in.

55:26And they did, there was like a pretty big group of people who thought that both the interviews really got through to her. She's been kind of quiet ever since. So maybe, but I think she's been quiet because Bonnie said, hold my beer. I'm going a thousand. Yeah. She's batting a thousand. Should we have Bonnie on here and maybe talk to her? No, because you want to know what? like I will not participate in this. I agree. Like I think even I feel it's also really not my problem. Like I don't know her. She's like so. This is not my place. Someone like she's just someone else's problem. Like she's not even American.

56:03Like it's not even an American problem. It's not America's problem. I'm sure we have our own problems and we I'm sure our Bonnie. Who's like the American Bonnie. I don't know. Someone's going to step up to the plate. I'm actually really glad we don't have one. Like that comes to mind immediately. I'm sure there are people who do this for a living, but like we have a lot of issues in our country. So just like leave us out of this one. Yeah. So that's how I feel. So that's why like I wouldn't invite her on the toes, but it's actually cool that she went on Sophia with an F like cool for Sophia. I actually wouldn't invite her on the toes cause I just sat here and called her a whore and a slut.

56:34I think I actually think she wouldn't care. I think she'd say thanks. Like you see me. And at what point, like it's kind of harks back to what we were saying at the beginning of the show. I'm not saying anything mean. I'm saying truthfully whores have sex for money. Like that's what you do. Yeah. It's just facts. Yeah. I wonder how much she gets paid. I feel like it's not enough. I feel so much better having said that. Like, I'm just, like, tired of pretending like I have to support all women. You know? I don't. And I don't know when I pretended because you guys know I don't. Yeah. I will be shocked if, like, anything about what we just said is controversial.

57:02No, I'm telling you it is. Like, it feels very obvious. No, it's, like, all about the sexual revolution. And to be honest. I just don't think this is what they meant. No, that's what I mean. We revolutionized far too close to the sun. Yeah. It's, what's the opposite of revolution? retreat i don't know just like stop stop what is the antonym of revolution if we had wi-fi we could go to thesaurus.com let's see like like like uh regression oh yeah let's regress the sexual regression i'm i'm all for it source.com.com yeah no wi-fi moving on to our next story What number? It's not, you're not ready.

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1:02:08Have you ever seen the Denzel Washington movie, Flight? No. Okay, so let me tell you. It's actually such a good movie. You've seen it? Yes. Why are you doubting me? I thought you were just going to tell me like the plot and be like, how would I know the plot if I didn't see it? Oh, it's not based on a true story. Okay. That's what makes this whole thing so freaky. So he's kind of this amazing pilot, Denzel Washington. He just has like this small issue of alcoholism, okay? So the movie starts. He's like waking up hungover. I mean, it can be stressful. Of course. He's waking up hungover and he takes off on a flight.

1:02:35And immediately something goes wrong on the plane. It's not him. But before things go wrong, he's like making himself mimosas, like sneakily taking those little airplane and being nuts. At the same time, the plane malfunctions, having nothing to do with him or his alcoholism. And he ends up. But he's obviously like just not of sound mind to like to deal with it. But actually he dealt with it in kind of the most incredible way. Like he ends up flying the plane upside down, landing upside down. And of like the hundred passengers, I think maybe three people died. One was like a flight attendant who wasn't buckled in.

1:03:05She was helping this kid. So he's a hero. He managed to do the impossible and the plane lands upside down. And that's the similarity I wanted to make. But let me just tell you what ends up happening. So I end up doing an investigation and there's like, you know, unaccounted for empty bottles. and they like figure it out. And it's this whole thing, but because it's like, well, these people did die, but even if he wasn't drunk, he was an amazing pilot. Like, where do we go from here? How do we, what's the moral equivocation? I think he ends up going to jail. All that to say, when I saw this upside down Delta flight, I was like, oh my God, Denzel, what are you doing here?

1:03:35Yeah, so it wasn't an upside down Delta flight. They landed, they like crash landed. It was a bad landing and it flipped. They landed too hard and it flipped. And the videos have gone viral, of course, of the plane upside down on the tarmac, but then people filming themselves getting out of this upside down plane. And nobody died. Which is amazing. Amazing. And we've just kind of been, this is like the last, the third or fourth in a couple of flight things where everybody's like, what's going on? And we're just waiting to find out like whose fault it is. Yeah, exactly. And now Delta has. Delta said that they're offering$30 ,000 to each passenger who was aboard the flight from Minneapolis that crashed and flipped upside down this week while trying to land in Toronto.

1:04:12All 80 people who were on the flight survived after the jet made the rough landing. 21 were taken to hospitals, but they are offering$30 ,000, no strings attached. Now, there's a lot of theories about whose fault this is. And I just want to say as somebody who's had the greatest fortune of flying in and out of Toronto Pearson a couple of times, it's 1000 % that airport's fault. It is the worst airport on the planet. In what sense? Like what about it makes it something where you like fall, like where you flip over? It's just like the, it's, it's kind of the atmosphere. Like it's such a toxic place.

1:04:40Like only bad things can happen there. I'm telling you it's Toronto Pearson's fault. Well, we'll see whose fault it actually is. I think people have been watching the landing, saying they landed way too hard. Like, it's a pilot error. We'll find out. Is it a mechanics error? We'll find out. No, I never really, like, when something so terrible happens, you're just, like, lucky to have your life in a situation like this. Like, what should and could the airline do for you? And it's like, you can't really put a price on it. But if you were to, like,$30 ,000 seems low. Well, yes. So I saw this. Ben told me.

1:05:07We were, like, talking about it. And I'm like, well, I hope nobody takes it. Because, first of all, it impacts their ability to sue. they all have to band together if any of them takes it like it's not good and then i watched this video that the points guy brian kelly shared and he was like actually they're still allowed to sue this is just like delta i think like pr wise thirty thousand dollars to what like 100 passengers max is really nothing to them um but here we are talking about like how magnanimous it is that's literally not what i'm saying oh but that is what people are saying really yeah like no like it's not a contract and it's not a settlement it's just like you went through something traumatic No, it's like when your flight's delayed, here's 5 ,000 miles.

1:05:43Right. Now it's like your flight landed upside down, here's$30 ,000. Exactly. That's exactly what, that's a perfect, yes. And that, I understand like their, their inkling to do something like that. As I said, I hadn't thought about a price, but this just feels low. Like, hey, we almost killed you. Here's 30K. Yeah. You've had a traumatic experience. You'll probably need, you know, counseling. Is this like a, like, is this just a flat amount? Is there room for negotiation? I think this is a flat amount They're saying no strings attached Which is like so sweet of them Beyond What kind of strings would they attach Like oh you can only spend it at Delta Classic It's a credit That's 1000 % what it is You have to read the fine print It's$30 ,000 in the form of a gift card 30 ,000 miles Now if you're going through this Are you ever flying again?

1:06:31No Like now I understand like Travis Barker Like there are these celebrities Who have these famous stories Um Whoopi Goldberg She was like I don't think I am because I'm the type of person I have like an inconvenient flight like where somebody's rude to me I'm like I'm never flying again it takes very little for me to like stop flying I think flying is like one of the most miserable experiences on the planet so if I'm and I've actually never been in danger on a flight that I know of so if I'm actually in active danger I'm never getting on a fucking flight again so yeah I'll take 30 G's you might have PTSD too of course it's not just being like I don't want to do that again yeah No, it's fully traumatizing.

1:07:10Yeah. So it just doesn't seem like enough. I don't know what they could do. Are you taking the 30K? I don't know what they could do, but I do think accountability is a good place to start. Yeah. Get the black box. Well, I'd love to know whose fault it is. Where's the black box from the other plane? I feel like these things are kind of falling out of the conversation. Where is Malaysia flight? I love how we all know what a black box is. Because of Malaysia flight. Yeah. I never heard of black box before Malaysia. But now anytime something happens with a plane, we're like, well, get me the black box.

1:07:39Get me the black box. And I just feel like I need a movie called Black Box. We're not getting enough black box footage intelligence recordings. It's just audio, right? It's like everything. That's why it's such a famed thing. It's like everything that happened inside the plane somehow is in the box. Show me to me, please. Send it to me, Rachel. Right. And they have the black box from D.C. What happened? Release the tapes. I think the helicopter probably had a black box too. Delta Airlines, welcome to your tape. And we need the black box here. That's where you could start. We'll talk 30K later.

1:08:14I just want to say, aviation expert Brian Kelly says, like, these people should and could take it. I watched his video. I don't know. I feel like Olivia Munn. Never settle. You can buy me. And if you could, your price is too low. I just want to say, you can buy me. For 30K? Well, it's all relative, right? And I think that... After taxes? Well, after taxes, yeah. They should cover the taxes, Delta. That would be huge. Then I would think about it. But the people on the plane, that's also like money's relative to all different people. So some people maybe use their last$100 to get on a flight and$30 ,000 is like life-changing money.

1:08:46Some people are, you know, in a different spot. So it's all relative. I know. I feel like what I'm saying is get more. Of course. Get more. Because Delta can afford it. Yeah. So we shall see. Our Fit and Final Story is actually just going to be a summer house recap if that's okay. Like the Wi-Fi ran out. the time is running out as well and there's nothing less to talk about and we want to talk about summer house so i happen to have really enjoyed last night's episode of summer house lindsey hubbard was making me laugh so much i love her level of unbothered um i like that she didn't even say hi to carl when she did she was like hey carl and he had like this big expectation like this and she was like what's up i'm just cleaning up you know you can't stop me from cleaning i love that level of unbotheredness and i really wish that was what sierra was giving last in last night's episode because there were these two awkward reunions.

1:09:36And if anything, the couple that was engaged, like, should have been more awkward and more feelings. And she's so moved on. It's not even like she's, like, treating him poorly because she's mad. She's not mad. She's not sad. She's not glad. She don't give a fuck. She doesn't care. And that's the best place to be in. And so with Ciara, she's so clearly still hurt and still has feelings. I couldn't believe she even said that thing, like, I hate you, but I want you to kiss me. Like, so the reason why she's kind of at a disadvantage is because she's operating from that place. And Wes is operating from a place where, like, I actually think he doesn't care.

1:10:10Yeah. And that's just, like, the worst thing to feel for Sarah. So she's, like, getting mad and she's, like, looking like she cares because she does. And so she's looking just sort of like a dog with a bone a little bit. Whereas, like, he's just sitting there silently. And I do feel like. Just, like, waiting for it to be over. Like, you know, he knows he has to, like, take his punishment and, like, there's going to be conversations about it. And he's not responding because he just wants it to be over. And there's nothing that he can say that will make it better. Because if he defends himself or tries to justify what he did, we'll be like, how could you even defend yourself?

1:10:40And then if he admits to it, even though I don't think that's how he feels. So he can't defend himself. So therefore, he is saying nothing, which is infuriating, especially if you're someone like Sierra who still cares. And it's like, even though you're fighting, he's talking to you. Yeah, no. And I just feel like she came at it the wrong way because she insisted on having this conversation about something that was really personal to her. She was obviously really hurt by the New York Times article. And I get it. But she came at it having this conversation in front of everybody and kind of demanded that they have it in front of everybody.

1:11:09Then made fun of his hair. Like she just didn't handle it well to the point where I was like, well, I agreed with you. But like leave him alone. And up until this point, I haven't felt even remotely in defense of Wes. I'm like everything that's coming your way. Like agreed. You deserve it. Boo boo tomato. But I do feel like at this point it's a couple of months after the reunion. He's probably been like sufficiently punished. Yeah. He's taken, even though it, for some reason he's getting all these write-ups from like major press. Why the fuck is the New York times interviewing him? I have no idea.

1:11:34Um, but I do feel like we know that he was so made fun of. We made fun of him so hard. Like it's a new season. Like I, he's not my favorite at all, but I'm like tabula. He's here. He's in the house. Like we have to watch him. So just do whatever you're going to do. Yeah. Um, so I agree. It was like overkill a little bit. It was not going to like move forward. and there's nothing that he can do to remedy this situation. Like this will always be like a demerit. In his column. In his column. But like he's, we are still on the show. So let's have something new to do. Sierra's voice was just like shaking the whole time.

1:12:05And like she just so clearly really still cares about him while also like fighting with him and like being mean to him about his hair. And so it just, it looks silly and you don't look like you're winning at all because like you so care and that's fine. But have those conversations, like have real conversations. I'm sure if they had had like a one-on-one outside, not in front of everybody, everybody, like maybe not at night when they were just like cocktails around, they could have had like a more productive conversation, but both of their conversations were kind of fruitless. But I also think their conversations are going to go nowhere because I don't know what she wants out of him, what he could possibly say.

1:12:38I don't think she will ever feel like she got what she wanted from a conversation with him because what she wants is like him to want her more, but she couldn't even take him back because he disrespected her. So there's just like, there's no path forward. and like they were friends, but they got together so quickly. So like to go back to that friendship, like you were, it sounds like longstanding history. Even Lindsay and Carl have given up on their longstanding friendship. So I don't think that lasts long. I think that like Carl and Lindsay who this episode, like where they were very well behaved ambivalent, like, but I do think it gets contentious at some point, which I'm really not looking forward to.

1:13:13I really prefer Lindsay in her unbothered era. Yeah. It's hilarious to me. It really isn't as she should be, and she should be peaceful and she should be happy. and it seems like she is. So I need the storyline to move on from Weston Sierra because there's nothing left there. There just isn't. And I actually understood him when he was like the whole, and he's such a loser for caring like what the fans think about him and that being his like driving force. And he can't just like live his life without thinking about how it's going to play. And Sierra was giving him good advice, being like, you're up one day, you're down the next, like stop living your life for these people.

1:13:42Just like, live your life and the rest will come. But I understand like after the reunion, like biggest loser on earth. On the planet. Weirdly, the New York Times wants to interview him. He has this chance to defend himself. So why wouldn't he do that? I understood what he said when he said that he never thought that the things that he said in that article would be so bothersome to Sierra. He's just kind of explaining again what happened. Right, because what happened was that he broke up with her because he didn't think that that was his person. And so while that's hurtful to hear, it's honest and it's truthful and it's not mean.

1:14:13It's just nobody wants to hear that. And she was talking a lot about the article and things that he said. And I thought about going to read it. No, I didn't. That's funny. It didn't even cross my mind. But I don't have a New York Times subscription, so I just didn't want to deal with the paywall. Yeah. But no, the pull quotes was that like, he said, she's not my person. And that really hurts to hear, but that's a breakup, right? When you don't think that's your person. Yeah. And it's kind of like an unfortunate truth. Now, I want to talk about Bailey. Have you seen the rumors about Bailey? I sent it to you.

1:14:43Oh, I didn't see that you sent it to me. Unreal. Well, she's kind of like this weird character who was never properly introduced. She's not in the group cast photos. She's giving friend of, but she's like a full-time resident of the home. By the way, it's still the first weekend. I feel like we just need to mention that. We're getting three episodes of the first weekend. Today is Saturday. They arrived on a Thursday. Last week was Thursday. Today is Saturday. And next week is the Saturday party. So I'm a little miffed about that. Oh, I didn't even put that together. It's a little annoying. Well, they have to do that because they all go back to the city on the weekdays.

1:15:13Yes. This episode, I enjoyed parts of it because there was like, I like the people. but nothing happened. It was like a little bit of a waste of time. Okay, well I enjoyed it but I guess yeah, nothing happened. So the rumors about Bailey because there's definitely like a weirdness there. It's like, is she on the show or not? The rumors are that like she was very much cast as a full-time swirly. We were supposed to get to know her in the way we're getting to know Lexi. Yeah. Who we will talk about in one minute because I'm obsessed. And I guess at some point she gets confronted by the producers because she's like selling stories.

1:15:44She like comes back to the city every week, talks shit about the show, talks shit about the cast members and tells everyone what's going on in the house and like spoiling the show. So production confronted her like, what is you doing? And then she never showed up again. Correct. So I think they have probably edited out big chunks of her. Why did they even include that bit about some guy she's seeing in the city? Like who gives a fuck? I thought the same thing. I'm like, not only, even if she was a full-time cast member, we don't care, but she's not. So I'm like, why are we getting invested in the storyline?

1:16:10Last week she didn't even have a confessional interview. And then this week she did talking about like some guy in the city that she may or may not be seeing when this girl's like not even on the show after this weekend. Who gives a fuck? They were just trying to fill air time because they want to make this weekend three episodes. 1000%. Now let's talk about Jessie and Lexi. And what's so funny is I watch the episode with Ben and Ben does not watch his show. He doesn't know like who's new, who's old, who's been here before. And he's like, oh my God, every time it was Jessie and Wes, he was like, they're the best part of the show.

1:16:35And they're like the ones who actually go out. When they went to the club and got back at 1129, I'm like, why are we watching these people? And of course, Lindsay's pregnant, but it's like. Everyone came back. All the girls came back. So I'm like, this must be like young people going out. they're home at 11 30 that's not interesting to me literally left the house at 10 30 she said we went out dancing for one hour so every time jesse and west they're the ones who drink they're the ones who go out they're the ones who like try to get girls like that's the whole point of the show um ben thought they were so fucking funny like he was loving he said jesse solomon's jewish right i'm like of course and i was like really not okay at the scene where jesse and lexi are like kind of sharing their truths their their tragedies their triumphs in life um in that bed where they're just they're not like spooning but they're just sort of like cocooning with one another Talking intimately.

1:17:15She's sharing about this huge loss in her life of her best friend. He's obviously sharing his journey with cancer. And that was her best friend, not her boyfriend? Yeah. I thought, yeah, it was like giving GBF, no? Oh, gee. I don't know about that, by the way. The pictures, it looks like they're all kissy. And I didn't hear when she spoke about him. I didn't hear if she said friend. Okay, okay. Yeah, and straight people can obviously be friends. But, you know, I assume GBF. But I don't know. I don't want, I'm not like, I have no proof of that. Okay. I thought that was so sweet. Like the way they were talking with one another, like really intimately.

1:17:43And then they started making out. Like I'm worried that it's like too fast. And when you like make out with someone and then you wake up in the same house, it's like you automatically have the ick. Like it's just too close for comfort. Not on a make out. If they had like slept together. Yeah, of course. But like they're headed that way. I know. And I know like you're not supposed to move this quickly in a relationship. And I know that's just like a rule because. But it's true of spills. And I'm trying to like remember like why it's bad. But and how do you even slow down at this point? Like they're obviously moving too quickly.

1:18:11Because it's better to take things slow. but how can they slow down when they just want to be around each other and talk to each other and touch each other and they are how can you take it slow when you're living together yeah it's giving ron and sam did you say that about them yeah just that two people came into the house and they were attracted to each other and we're off to the races and if you know ron and sam have taught us anything it's like this is gonna be the most toxic relationship on the planet i don't think it's gonna be toxic because they're not toxic people i just think it's gonna fizzle out so quickly and like you know maybe it's maybe this is why people should take things slow because jesse doesn't have enough time to like change his behavior i feel like sometimes when you're like gradually moving towards a relationship you slowly start talking to other people you slowly realize i only want to spend time with this person but for him to like in two days be a completely different person than he was two days ago and talk to girls differently and go out differently that doesn't happen and maybe that's amongst the reasons why going so quickly doesn't work yeah even though back in the day it did but that was before you know there were girls in the dms and bonnie blue correct well now we're all competing with the Bonnie blues of the world.

1:19:12I thought that the, um, FaceTime conversation they shared of Craig and page. And then that interview that page shared was a real window and insight into that time. Cause this is like a few months before they're getting right. Yeah. This is July and they broke up in December. So I feel like that was actually a really honest moment from page. And I think that it gave a lot of like color as to why this relationship didn't work out. And the fact that she's changed her mind on a lot of things and her life has changed so much. and she didn't foresee herself being this like busy and successful and fulfilled by it.

1:19:41And she's not mad at it and she doesn't want to change it. And so it's like, it's like a small crack that I think maybe if they hadn't been broken up, I wouldn't have thought much of. Yeah, we would have thought like, oh, she's changed and they're going to grow together. And I feel like even if it was just one of the things that she had mentioned, that can destabilize a relationship. Like her just saying, I'm different than the person I was three years ago. I'm so much busier. So one, you can't, it's hard to be in a long distance relationship when you're that busy and you can't come for one week and he can't come the next week.

1:20:08Then she also says that she changes her mind about a lot of things that in the beginning of the and that can also just deteriorate a relationship when you have different ideas of the future. So between everything that she said, it's like, oh, if they weren't together, if they were still together, it would kind of be like a red flag. But people can grow together and change together. Maybe Craig changed his mind on those things, too, like he was saying on Southern Charm to his friends. And the boys were like, OK, sure you did. Right. Right. But I do think that's what happened in their relationship.

1:20:35and that's why to me like as much as now they hate each other like nothing went wrong people just change and you grow apart and you just like have different ideas of the future and you break up and it's sad um but nobody did something wrong yeah i need more gabby in this show because we get very little and what we do get i really enjoy like because i know she's like always up lindsey's ass and that like is probably her biggest disqualifier when it comes to like being a good reality star but she's saying the thing that like we're all thinking being like why is lindsey even here and why is Carl here like thank you for saying that it's a good question for a check of course for Lindsay and especially now like who knows what she'll be able to do this summer like now that she has a baby maybe she can't come to the summer house definitely her career is changing but you're about to have a baby like you're gonna work as much as you possibly can I understand why Lindsay's there I don't understand why Carl's there he really doesn't add much to the show aside from being like you know the Lindsay storyline go enjoy your life like he's he's a completely different person than he was when he came on the show a million years ago.

1:21:36Ben was cracking me up. Ben was like, those steaks are burnt and raw. That's funny. It looked like a really nice meal. Not him making the meal for everyone and also cleaning up. It was giving Butler, like he's here because he's staff. Nobody cleaned and he cooked the entire thing. I was like, is anybody going to thank him? And it turned out to be Lindsay. But I think that he like could move on. But now he has soft bar and he needs this platform. I know. It's just every time he talks, I feel this overwhelming sense of dread like he is so dreadful dreadful so not entertaining yeah so therapy talk so i'm glad lindsey's leaving i want to be healed like i just i want to meet someone go meet someone you don't have to wait till july 4th you're in new york city go meet someone you're in new york city go meet someone and you're gonna meet someone at this fake party where everybody's like required to invite three friends and they have to stay for two hours and play no music three friends that they've been inviting for the last eight years right okay right you're gonna meet someone why But she meets someone next week.

1:22:34What else? That's kind of it. It's actually really crazy how little Kyle and Amanda contribute to this show. Like we just did a whole recap without even talking about them. Yeah. And then maybe I'm biased because he is my mortal enemy and I will hate him until the day that I die. But I don't think that's it. What did he do? Set up the speakers. He's also giving staff. He's organizing the cars and setting up the speakers. Yeah. I just like, we need to get into the season. We're not there yet. They've been there two days. They made like a lot of content. Yeah. Thankfully, I like all the people. So like, I'll literally just watch Lexi and Jesse just hugging.

1:23:08No. And the girls are so pretty and they like really get dressed up. Even though they go out for 35 minutes, they put their best foot forward. It's nice to watch beautiful women doing beautiful things. No, it's a pleasure. And I like the steak dinner. I like watching them cook. I like seeing who cleans. Like it's so it's, it's, I'm enjoying my time. I'm not like watching Love is Blind dreadfully. Yeah. But like as far as like plot Move it along Yeah it's not the most plotty No there was not plot That's our show Correct That is our show We'll see Let me just start Let me end the show how I started She's giving eyeballs Thank you guys so much For listening to the Toast of the Millionaire Morning Show We live with the Fast Five Star You didn't just never mind The brand on YouTube So if you're watching this on YouTube Please feel free to subscribe And give us a thumbs up We're also available This podcast I look so much uglier Like at Spotify iTunes search your public video I hear it at CastBox You look so cool Find out the Toast about how beautiful, stunning, and smart we are.

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