The Toastoween I Turned Pretty: Friday, October 31st, 2025

0:20I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast. It's Conrad Fisher, and I'm here with my brother, who's a little bitch, Jer. Fuck you. You sore girl. And Belly, who's got her belly out. Like, hey, Belly, how you doing? Oh, I'm doing good. Oh, my name is Belly Conklin. Oh, and I'm here with my boyfriend. With my boyfriend, Conrad, and Jeremiah. My two brother boyfriends.

1:01I'm doing great. Oh, it is our first Toast of Wee without Jackie. We must honor our fallen sister. She is not here on her maternity leave. Laurel, we miss you. Laurel. Oh, by the way, Jackie's so Laurel. We all agree, right? Or Savannah. Oh, by the way, Ben has never seen the show. Who's Laurel? She's a mother. That's your mom. Oh, that's my mom. Belly is, and she's really, like, strict. Okay. That was supposed to be my mother and mom. Right, right. But, but, Jer. But, Connie. Jer. Connie. Jer. Connie had to take her. Because Connie has to get everything. And I can't have everything. You want men.

1:40You want women. You want belly. Please. No, belly was mine. Okay, let's talk about how fucking funny we all look. Okay, first of all, honorable mention to Margo's hair. Okay. You look amazing. Thank you so much. I'm trying to figure out who you look like, though. You look amazing. I mean, I look like Ellen. You look like Ellen. With a mole. You look like Ellen. You look like... Is there a reason we didn't get a longer wig for him? It's not about the wig. The wig is long. Ben's head is huge. So it makes it look taller. Who do you think I look like? I don't know. I just want to say Ben is wearing...

2:14You look like Ina. Ina. And Margot, you look like... Like Ned's declassified. No, you look like Jeremiah. Like, you look just like him. I feel like I tend to be like this with my eyes the whole time. Yes. You kind of look like Annie. Yes. That's what it is. You look like Annie. Yes, yes, yes. Oh, you look like Annie. So, Mrs. Doubtfire Fisher Conklin is joining us here today. Garten. Thank you for having me. Oh, you're welcome. And again, so worth mentioning, Ben has never seen the show. I know you know the general premise. By the way, I wanted to see the show just so everybody doesn't think I'm like a hater But this was a show that you just like would watch without me I would come in, I'd pop in But I'm like five episodes Oh, this is multiple seasons?

2:56Yes How many seasons? I read the books too Got it, okay And also you wouldn't like the show Sorry, like it's for girls You don't think so? No, he would think it is so stupid Lame, yeah I would be like embarrassed to watch it with you It's one of those shows, you know? You think? Yeah But like I like those shows You do, but like let me tell you I watched Sabrina the Teenage Witch, the reboot on CW I didn't even know I was like, Margot, he watched it without me. Alone. Oh, you mean in this day and age? The reboot. Oh, I didn't know. What's her name? What is that girl? Kiernan Shipka. Kiernan. Kiernan.

3:25Kiernan. Kiernan Shipka. Belly is not, Belly is, Margot, what are you doing? Didn't I see an episode where Belly was in France? Yes. So you're not giving French belly, you're giving American belly. No, this is a French belly. Well, the wig is kind of giving French belly. I can't stop looking at Margot. Margaret why are you doing that because Jeremiah does that He's like so annoying with his blue eyes By the way Margaret you are Jeremiah annoying with your blue eyes Like seriously like you insult my dog on Monday You told me I called Jeremiah Fisher On Friday like seriously what's next No I'm sorry I mean just that you like look a lot like him And you both have like an annoying I have his attributes for sure And you have annoying things like about your blue eyes Both of you This is a tough seat I told you that's a tough seat because like you're going back and forth You okay?

4:12I'm okay well happy Halloween everyone hope you guys have fun plans for the weekend we will be weaving in and out of the Fisher Conklin clan but we are here to do a job today which is the fast five stories you both I know you didn't join me this week Margaret and Margaret let's talk about how like you I was the villain and you were the hero after Monday's episode like and I know you lived for it and I was ready for like the comments to eat you up not me getting eaten up what do you what do you to say. Margaret, it's a podcast. You have to talk. I love you. I love you. No, like, it's just like, you know, when like you don't have to do anything, you just sit back and like it gets taken care of for you.

4:48Oh, yeah. That's what happened. And I have to say it was gorgeous. And thank you is all I really have to say. I think you should cut your hair like that. Honestly, like it looks good. It does look good. Imagine. Imagine having everything we ever dreamed. Don't you? They don't have anything for Halloween. No. You don't have plans, but you're young. I'm going to Sabrina Carpenter Oh, fun. Already gave you the time and the place, so don't be shy. What kind of music do you think Jer listens to? Like, Sad Boy. Yeah. You know? Belly totally listens to... Taylor Swift, Grace. Brina. Yeah. Brina. And Conrad totally listens to, like, Secondhand Serenade.

5:28He listens to the music that Ben listens to. What a song. Yeah. I'm also a doctor. Best thing about tonight's that why not fighting? No, but I'm still a doctor. You're fired. I got fired from my internship in med school. You couldn't even last one day, bro. I'm still a doctor. You couldn't last one day. You're so jealous of me, Jeremiah. It's fucking disgusting. I feel sad for you. No. You have a meaningless life. You're obsessed with me and Belly. You are absolutely obsessed with me and Belly. And, like, seriously, you need to get over it. And sorry, Dad doesn't like you. By the way, I know. I know.

5:57How do you spell Belly? B-E-L-L-Y. It's just as it sounds. Her name is B-E-L-L-Y. Her name is Isabelle, and her nickname is Belly. which is such a crazy part of the book and show like that people don't talk about if people call her belly it's the worst nickname you could ever have terrible yes but it's the perfect nickname for you 100 % belly with my belly but like is she fat or she's not fat no she's got it it's a it's a type of nickname only a thin girl could have oh my god yeah oh my god if they call me belly like seriously like i'm done put me on life alert terrible i'm upset yeah i'm life alert yeah wigs not horrible i can't breathe if i'm talking less it's because there is literally like a web in my throat.

6:35You're having an episode. I'm having an allergic reaction to the wig. I think it's made of horse hair. I'm not allergic to horse hair, but maybe I am allergic to horse hair. Maybe you're allergic to the blush. All that I know is something is crawling up and down my throat. Nice to the blush. Turn. He looks gorgeous. Something is crawling up and down my throat. Also, I'm always a woman. Have I ever not been a woman for Halloween? You have, but not in many, many years. I think when you joined us, and who was the first woman you played? Oh, no, no. The first time you dressed up as a woman is when you and I did Jeffrey and Ina, but we gender swaps.

7:08And I think you really got the bug to dress as a woman. You're like low-key cross-dresser. I am. Any opportunity to dress up as a woman. And I like now when we can incorporate you into Toes to Ween. We're like, well, who's the girl that Ben could play? Me. Just assume that you're going to be the boy. I just think I'm really a gorgeous woman. I am. I thought this last time when you were being Aunt Chessie, that when you wear makeup, you do look really pretty. Thank you, darling. You have pretty skin. Thank you. What is going on? bearded belly conversation is insane by the way bearded belly bearded belly bb bearded belly now we are going to do the fast five just want to say oh let's talk about my mole so i was doing my makeup this morning and i was like i was like does conrad have a beard like i forgot what he like facially looked like so i went on google i was like oh my god he has that tiny little mole yeah of course mine's 10 times the size because this is theater yeah um how do i look with a mole could I rock it.

7:58Marilyn Monroe. Marilyn Monroe. It's a great mole. It's like very good makeup. Isn't that a great mole? Oh, you think the shape is good? I kind of did it like in my phone. I think the shape is great. It's great. It's huge. It's an amazing mole. Thank you. Belly doesn't have any moles. We don't talk about Conrad's mole enough. I know. It's unoffensive. You know how I feel about moles. So like this is like a whole outfit is really triggering for me. Yeah. I just like hate moles, my own included. And having to play someone. I'm like being taken back to a very dark time. Yeah. I need to sit like a man.

8:27Yeah, I feel like Jeremiah takes up space. He tries. You're a girl. How do women sit? Oh, yeah. Not like that. I feel like Jeremiah takes up space because he's annoying. Yeah, and I feel like Conrad actually sits really good posture. Yeah. Yeah, this feels right. Is this more Billy? Yes, actually. How do I look? Who is this more Billy? When I told Ben who he was going to be playing, he literally turned to me and he goes, oh, I'm Billy.

8:56all right you're not gonna be able to do that that's sorry that's unacceptable sorry you should take your little reaction elsewhere um you guys want to talk about anything else before we dive into the fast five how was everyone's week what'd you guys get up to just worked so hard being like a solo host how is it how's it going i think it's crushing honestly episode performing the best do you really want to know yeah i do well the thing is as a present moment it's not a fair metric but yours did because yours has been out the longest that's fine but i think in terms of like it'll be joey okay he's such a star i can take it he is such a star it's insane he's not more famous no yeah he's so funny and he's so quick yeah so funny he's so quick and i have a hard time like keeping up with him i can only imagine how people who don't talk as fast as we do have like can even understand anything he says yeah canastia gynecomastia?

9:45Guys, you know what's still us right now? What? Time cast a spell on you, but you won't forget me. I know I should have loved you. But you remember when you caused a scene at my mom's funeral? Margot! Yes, of course. Oh, yes, of course I do. Ben never watched a show, first of all, so he has no idea what you're talking about. No, I do. Do you remember me? Do you want to apologize? That was fucked up of me. Yeah, well, really apologize to Connie. Well, actually, I think we should all apologize for things. Jer, you low-key stole my girlfriend. And I cheated on her. Oh, yeah. You cheated on me, too?

10:29Yeah, it was Lacey Barone. Lacey Barone. We should have had that. Lacey Barone in Cabo. Jackie's Lacey Barone. Jackie's Lacey Barone. We had sex twice. Did they? Yeah. He even told her that. Like, why would he tell her? Why? And, like... Who? Okay, Magdolia is Susanna. Oh, okay. Actually, because you want her to be dead. Theo's Susanna. They both had cancer. And I just know. But I, Theo is Susanna. Mine's funny. Theo's Susanna. Yeah, it's like late now. Who's Susanna? My mom and her mom. Our mom. Our mom. Okay, so you guys share a mom. We're brothers. Got it. Okay.

11:10And I knew that the whole time no brothers oh wait when I was like going back and forth Yeah, no group together state house. So you guys are rich. Yeah. Yeah, so you're poor I'm really poor. You're very poor very poor Very poor but like compared to us actually I did see the whole billion friends and I saw her like on the bus like being poor there was like

11:37I saw an episode. She was being poor on the bus. She was being poor on the bus. Okay? I saw it. Yeah, so we're like really wealthy. Got it. And how are we wealthy? Do we know? Is there a backstory? The dad finance has an investment fund. Understood. How about when your brother works for our dad? My brother. Your brother is Logan. Is Logan a star? Yeah. My brother works for your dad. Yeah. Honestly, let's not introduce Steven. It's all in special. And also Taylor. Yeah, it's going to confuse him. Taylor's your best friend. Taylor is who? Your best friend. And who is it? Taylor. Taylor. Taylor who?

12:08What? Taylor. Taylor. Taylor. Oh, like there's just a random girl that's not here named Taylor who's my friend. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why do I care? Yeah, no, Margaret, you're giving me the word. Why do I care who my best friend is? She's not here. We're trying to paint the picture. You want to be like, oh, I'm talking to Taylor about that. So I have a friend named Taylor. I have my boyfriends, Conrad and Jeremiah. And their mother's name is Susanna. Susanna. And your mom's name is? Billy. Laurel. Lorelei. Lorelei. Lorelei Gilmore. Laurel. Laurel. yeah and we name is steven and we randomly call you connie yeah you look like connie thank you of mike and connie ben and i um when we were like dating early days we took a trip to puerto rico and we used to just like seriously sit in the casino 24 7 like lose so much money and we made like a vacation couple of friend of this like literal trash couple from we loved them though we had the best time staten island mike and connie started playing not play we almost started hanging out with them outside of the casino.

13:06We would meet them at the casino every night. We were so ready until we realized that they so hated Jews. Yeah, they said something on the last day. We were like, what did you just say? And then we never saw them again. But that was fun. I loved them. You sister's ass. Every time he would win, he'd be like, oh, you sister's ass. No, every time he'd lose. Yeah, whatever. Whatever. Oh, Connie. Okay, Jeremiah. But we call him Jare. Jare and Connie. Jare Connie Belly. Jare Connie Belly. Jare Connie Belly. Susie Susie Yeah Right Susie My friend Tiffany Taylor Tiffany yeah Taylor Anything else I need to know?

13:43No I think you're pretty much Caught up You've had sex with both of us Got it Okay Even though in the books You only had sex with Connie Right but we're going show We're going show You had sex with both of us You were engaged Oh you two were engaged So I'm a I'm a promiscuous young woman No Like no She's kind of like conservative She's super conservative It's only for Belly and Connie It's just for this family that she's fucking obsessed with. She, at certain points in the show, wants to forsake her own family and join this family, for sure. She hates her own family. She's a self-hating Conklin.

14:10Even though, like, Laurel's an amazing mother. It's so true. Oh, your parents are divorced. Yeah. My parents are divorced. What happened? You come from a broken home. You do. A broken, poor home. Yeah. Sorry. We come from a broken home. And to be clear, they're actually not poor. They're not poor. You're just really rich? Yes. Yes. Like, they're fine. They're fine. They're just to college. Like, they have a lovely house. They have a nice house. The mom is a professor and a writer. The dad we don't know. Professor. Oh, he's a professor.

14:41So I think we should dive in. Yeah, let's dive in. If you guys are ready. All right. What story should I start with first? Should we start with the word of the year? So maybe the young person here can explain it to us. Yeah, sure. I don't know if you know this, Ben, but like Dictionary.com, Merriam-Webster. Dictionary.com, Merriam-Webster. Every year they do like a word of the year. And it always like symbolizes. and they've gotten like increasingly more stupid. They're like, they're not even words these days. It's like slang. And I feel like one year it was like riz. So stupid. Well, dictionary.com has revealed the 2025 word of the year and it's actually not really a word.

15:12They've announced that the 2025 word of the year is the viral phrase six, seven. What? You're kidding. Marco, can you explain? Like, no, no, no. Because by the way, I actually don't know. I've been seeing six, seven everywhere. And it's like the one trend I refuse to like figure out what it is. Okay. So the website announced on Tuesday that its official word of the year is six, seven. A word derived from the song Doot Doot 6-7 by Skrilla. What the fuck? That features a recurring lyric, 6-7. Imagine if Merriam-Webster could see this now. Well, I just want to say Merriam-Webster is always debasing herself.

15:43Hers is going to be 69. She's always making herself up. No, I mean the Merriam. There isn't a Merriam. There was a Merriam. It's Merriam. You don't think that there was a Merriam-Webster? Wait, what is 6-7? So this is what they said. If you're the parent of a school-aged child, you might be feeling a familiar vexation at the sight of these two formerly innocuous numerals. If you're a member of Gen Alpha, however, you're smirking at the thought of adults once again struggling to make sense of your notoriously slippery slang. So according to dictionary.com, 6-7 is a viral, ambiguous slang term. Thanks.

16:11So it doesn't have meaning? Then why is it word of the year? It doesn't have meaning? That is largely nonsensical. The website suggests that some argue it means so-so, like mid. Or it could mean maybe this, maybe that. What? Are we speaking English? So there's not even a definition in the dictionary. So like I'm feeling 6-7? Others use 6-7 as a way to respond to questions as a result of seeing the number 67 in consecutive order in the wild, such as on a math problem or within a phone number. 77-76. Oh my God. We are 6-7. For like 10 years. One time. 77-76. One time, literally one time, 10 years ago, we were at the Knick game.

16:49And they have like an announcer who has like a funny voice and the score was 77-76. And he just like said it in a way that was weird. And we just say it all the time. 77-76. 77, 76. But this has nothing to do with 6-7. I'm still unclear what it means. It doesn't seem to have a meaning. Okay, so I think we would use it like this. Ask me how I'm feeling. How are you feeling? 6-7. Yeah. You know? Totally. Totally 6-7. Like mid, I think. Yeah, 6-7. Yeah. 6-7. And what about 7-8-9? Mm. 7 was hungry. Real. Mm. That's relatable. Mm. So that's word of the year. Although I don't think people take dictionary.

17:24Dictionary.com is so lowbrow. Solo brow. I'm pretty fucking pissed. I don't like this. Okay, Belly. I don't like this at all. What would Belly's word of the year be? Annoying. No, like, yearning. No, okay, actually, this is a fun game. Jer, I like how you're sitting. I don't know how to sit like a man. It's honestly really nice. I know, it's like freeing. It's freeing. Okay, let me spread them. Yeah. Like, men just do this all the time. It's nice. Is that how you sit? Yeah, I think so. No, Ben always sits with his heel up on his... Oh, no, I sit like this. Yeah, you do. But how you were sitting before was good, Belly.

17:56This is exclusively a fat man's cross. Why do you say that? Because you have to create room for your thighs. This is a skinny man's cross. That's how girls sit. I'm sorry. Any guy who sits like that is girly. Or like a TV news host or anchor. They cross their ankles. Isn't this a very, what's his name? Larry King? Was that his name? What is the thing? I was going to say Stephen King. Larry King? You know, I don't know what either of you are talking about. You're both like, I don't know if you know we're like on a podcast. You know Larry King? Yeah. he's out like this cool okay everyone word of the year I'm too low Jeremiah's word of the year is like seriously loser cheater lame-o like you're a self-hating Jer I'm a self-hating Jer I hate myself um Ben how do my tits look like they feel really like you look like you've gynecomastia it feels that way you think you've Joey gynecomastia are you okay yeah I'm hot I'm fine no we're good oh I'm good Nobody talks about how hard it is to wear a wig, Ashley.

18:57No, it's brutal. Terrible. Yeah, I'm sweating. But fun. I'm like, right? Fun. Ben's obsessed. Fun. Ben and his hair flip. I would love to know what I look like. Do you know what I mean? I could see you guys. I know, same. What I look like. Like, you look like, how do you think you look like? I don't think I look like Connie. Margot, you actually look so much like Jeremiah. Ben looks like he's obviously in a costume. Like, you look silly. Margot? Do I look warm? Do I look as warm as I feel? Well, you wear a lot of blush. Yeah, so your face is not a lot of blush. Why are you flipping your hair like that?

19:31Because I can't look at both of you, and it's a really fucking hard seat. Okay? Oh, my God. I know who you look like. I know who you look like. Lena Dunham. She has black hair now. You actually look like Lena Dunham. And, like, your attitude is giving Hannah from girls. Totally. And you're like, I can't talk to both of you. I hate you. What else did she say in that like bad, good show? Ben was obsessed with girls. It was never a girls person. I love girls. I would like several of you guys watching it. This is very Lena Dunne. Like I think she actually wore that in girls. She did. She did. And now her hair is black.

20:12You really, that's who you look like. Okay, so word of the year according to dictionary.com. And by the way, nobody listens to dictionary.com. They're lowbrow. Like Merriam-Webster is like the fancy one. Like, okay, good luck. Can Belly like put her hair like what about this? No. Sometimes has a pony. No. Do you have a pony? Okay now you look like Joachim Noah. Noah. And by the way I have a basketball story. I chose it for you Ben. Oh great. Megan Thee Stallion and NBA star Klay Thompson have hit a major relationship move. Oh I didn't know that they were seeing each other. I knew. Isn't that a good couple?

20:39It is. So Megan Thee Stallion and her. She was the one who was in Love Island. And her NBA star boyfriend Klay Thompson. What? Not her enormous. You mean Meg Thee Stallion from Love Island? She did like a small role. Like she like hosted one challenge. And that's how you know her. Like you don't know her from like, I'm a savage. No, I do. But like I didn't appreciate her until I saw her on Love Island. She's funny. And realized that she was really funny. She was a fantastic host. And I was like, oh, you know, Ariana Maddox really fucking sucks at her job. Yeah. Like you should really be this host.

21:08I agree. I wouldn't be surprised if - Would you agree that she sucks at her job? I don't. Guys, I don't know how, like I've said this before. How does anyone have the time to watch a show every single night? So I was only if it was once a week, I was only able to watch it because I was on maternity leave. Totally. 24 hours a day. That's fair. I haven't actually ever watched a season while also living a full life. And I don't know how people do it. I don't know. It's amazing. It takes over their life. They're like, I have to go home to watch Love Island. That sucks. But no, it's so fun to watch.

21:35Like, I get it. It's a great show. We had the time of our lives. I've watched like the first episode and they play really good music. Yes. They play amazing music. Oh, that me discovering the song. Oh, it's so good by Jackie's friend, Mimi Webb. What song? Ghost. Ghost of You? Yeah, sing it. Or House on Fire. Ghost. I like that we're bopping, but we don't know the song. Ghost of You. Hold on. I love it. But don't play it. I know, I know, I know. I'm just looking at it. What's that new artist that I like? Olivia Dean? Do you know Knox? Like K.N.? Yeah. No. Cool. Ghost. Oh, Ghost of You. Yeah, wait.

22:12Ghost of You, sing it. Hold on. I'm just going to play it like really low. Come on. They were playing it when they were getting... Do it? Said you wanted drinks and games. You'd wonder. No, you'd wonder if you feel the same. When the lights go out, I see you.

22:38Oh, yeah, I remember that song. Very good. Yeah, you're right. Kind of One Direction, Five Saucy. Yes, they play the best music on Love Island. And that's really why you would like it, Satchel. Yeah. But back to the story. They bought a house together, Clay Thompson and Megan Thee Stallion. And now I want to know, Ben, who do you think has more money? Does he have a lot of money? Yeah. He's had like a couple hundred million dollar contract. Oh, yeah. Go beg. No, NBA players these days, the contracts are so stupid. What sport gets the biggest contracts? I feel like baseball. No, the NBA. NFL. No, not even close.

23:10You guys, you guys, you guys. Definitely not hockey. You literally have bad players now on like$40 million a year contracts. In the NBA. In the NBA. Actually, number one is soccer. Like Messi. Okay, but we don't have soccer in America. Yeah, we do. Messi plays for Inter Miami. Yeah. Who do they play against? We have majors in soccer. There's the Philadelphia Union in Philly. Okay. Marco. What the hell is the Philadelphia Union? I only know that through work. I only know that through work. Kevin Sullivan, shout out. Yeah, but there's also like LAFC, you know, like. Oh, yeah. They're all like investors in that guy.

23:44And they make a lot of money. Yes, tons. But I don't know. It's definitely not number. I don't think it's number one in the U.S. I think soccer is number one. I think NBA is number two. U.S., you're sleeping on baseball. MLB. But the thing is, baseball's contracts are so long. So you see something like. No, not only that. I think like if you did it per game, football's winning. They play like three games a year and they make$100 million. For sure. Baseball players, they never go home. True. For sure. So they're getting paid the most, but they're working the hardest. I don't think I would want that.