You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025

27:47Yes, that's why he's been doing a lot of press. Right? Oh, you're right. Yes, that's how it's all connected. Paul Five, same director. It helps to be up Blake's butt a little bit. Maybe he posted that. Why is Paul Feige such like a mover and a shaker? I've never even heard of him. Maybe he posted that thing about Blake when he was like down to the last two in casting for Housemaid. Just so Paul Feige smiled upon him. Did you see the video of Sydney Sweeney and Brendan Slennar like on set of the Housemaid like being cute? And now everybody's doing what they did with her and Glenn Powell? No, I didn't see that.

28:17Well, I need Sydney Sweeney to stop pretending like she's going to marry that guy. I need Sydney Sweeney to stop pretending like she's not engaged. No, no, but the thing is, that's what I'm saying. She's not. Like, you're not marrying that guy, you know? Oh. You're not. Like, stop. I feel like she's very much marrying that guy. No, she would have done it already. Like, she's not. That guy is whoever he is in this world. I get it. Like, she's in this situation. She's in this situation that, like, I get it. You can't marry him. Like, what are you doing? No, whoever he is in this world, like, he's holding her back from, obviously.

28:48You know who he reminds me of? And this is going to be, like, actually, no, I'm not going to say it. Never mind. so she must love him so much like she can't break up with him she has to marry him because she loves him so much no they obviously buried they buried a body in the woods together like susan yes and instead of painting it she's just doing all these bad movies no it could be like margot robbie who like is literally the same and she's married to like a normal industry guy who we don't know and they just they're having a baby and like that she loves him so much yes she could have been with leo okay can i say something like a little out of turn like i'm gonna say the thing you're not supposed to say that she's old no what I don't even think that Margot Robbie yeah she like married a total nobody she married a total nobody who's actually extremely good looking okay I don't even know who Sydney Sweeney's man is so let's go let's do it let's dig in I would say like yes Margot Robbie's the most beautiful woman in the world but her man isn't that much uglier than her you know Jonathan Divino does that sound right yeah it does okay and I just feel like him and Sidney Sweeney are on different like levels physically I don't know if that's like so mean to say he's not bad looking he's not bad looking Claudia

30:03he looks nice dressed up I think he's got something I think he's got swagger he's 41 yes he's much older he's five nine i just i need her to like kind of about him now i need her to quit the act like stop he's a businessman what if he's really wealthy so is she i need her to take brendan sclenar really and maybe i don't know maybe this guy jonathan devino is somebody she could end up with like after an illustrious career or like why does she have to like suffer in order to get, like, this would be the end. Oh, you're suffering? Dating Brennan Sklennar is suffering? Dating willy-nilly over there.

30:43Is suffraging? Yeah, no scruples. She's a suffragette? Team Blake, Team Justin, willy-nilly Brennan Sklennar. No, it's like a fun thing. And, like, remember when everybody for five minutes was like, is she dating Glenn Powell? Like, that was fun. Yeah, I agree. How many times are you going to do that before you look stupid? A couple of times, and then you settle down with a Jonathan DeVino. You don't show up to the party with a Jonathan DeVino. I just feel like, so maybe she's mature. Like, why do you, how long does she have to do that stupid thing before she recognizes real? For me, this is where gender roles are like extremely important.

31:15Like if a guy gets really famous in Hollywood and stays with like his little girlfriend, like obsessed, you are salt of the earth. Love you, love you. When a woman does it, it's like, ew. I don't know. Like you don't have a man with a job? I don't know. Not for someone in the industry. I just can't tell you like how that's so doesn't do it for me. I'm ready for this relationship. Like a lion actor? It's run its course. Okay. Well, I support Sydney being scrupled. And I support myself. Okay. I also want to look up Margot Robbie's husband just to. He's cute. His name is like Sam or something. Tom Ackerley is his name.

31:57Oh, he's cute. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. He's got like a super cute face. And they both have like that Australian like. Connection. Yeah, she's Australian. Yeah. No, like that look that like surfer beachy, really cute look. Yeah. And then also he's a producer. I think she like made him. Like I, Tonya Barbie Terminal. Barbie. I'm cracking up. That's hilarious. Okay. Well, let me know if anyone sees another simple favor. Our next story. Speaking of two people who are so perfectly matched. at a tennis match. Oh my God. And tits out for the boys. Kylie and Timothy can't keep their hands off each other at the Indian Wells tournament.

32:42Kylie and Timothy stepped out at the BNP Paribas Indian Wells Open in Indian Wells, California on Sunday throughout the match. They were packing on the PDA. Her friends were there. It was just like a fun outing. I think I saw Kendall, right? I saw Kendall, but I also saw Victoria. And then I saw what looked like Victoria looking like Kendall. so I wasn't sure. Look, I thought Kendall had like a really short bob. I feel like, oh, there's Kendall. You're right, you're right. Both of them are there, Victoria and Kendall. It looked like a fab outing, just like a bunch of friends drinking, watching tennis, like taking pictures.

33:16Kylie looked so unbelievably gorgeous. Like, I can't believe that these two are together. And, you know, she's definitely making me look at him like a little bit more favorably. I've never thought he was like cute or my type. And, you know, when she shows up on a red carpet and she's like looking va-va-voom and she's with him, It's like, oh, maybe he's not so bad. You know, she brings up the group average. And her just sitting there, like, with her bombshell blowout, her cleavage, which was just, like, so insane. I couldn't help but wonder, like, seriously, what does she see in him? Like, I'm sorry.

33:47She is making me reevaluate him. And I like what I see. I like what he brings out in her. Like, this confidence. Fun. And she should be the most confident person in the world. because like she's so gorgeous and hysterical and perfect in every way and you can really see that she feels that way uh so I love that for her from him but now like now when he does stuff I'm like okay Timothy Kylie's boyfriend let me listen to you like he gave that speech when he won the SAG award thinking more about him in a substantial way yeah like I'm not just like oh this actor who I have nothing to do with but like the SAG award speech that he gave like that he's like a very serious person and he wants greatness and like he will and like he's just very high achieving and And I think that's an attractive quality.

34:30I think he's like a serious person. I think he's a smart person. The fact that they've been together almost two years and like they're still this into each other and like touchy-feely and happy. Like I wish them a lifetime of happiness. It's true. It has like been a long time and they're still very like honeymoon phase. I like that he's very family oriented. He brings his whole family everywhere. And you know, I love me some Pauline Chalamet. And she's very family oriented. Of course. So they probably have that in common. Also, I meant to tell you, speaking of Pauline Chalamet and Mindy Kaling show I watched Running Point this weekend you will love it it is so funny first of all not nobody telling me the star of the show is Chet Hanks okay Tom Hanks's turnt troubled youth young son he is amazing he is so funny and that's why like only Mindy Kaling could see that in him you know like I think people don't take him seriously he plays this like you know star basketball player but who has like a bad image and he's always like saying the wrong thing and doing the wrong thing he is so funny that jaggy the show is so good like it's really i i was on netflix watching like something mandatory and i was like damn i want to be watching that yeah it was so funny and there's like a whole part where one of the siblings um like refuses to call twitter anything but x and everybody's like stop and he's like i re-xed something it's like you retweeted and it's literally you even though it is called x like we do still say retweeted of course and it's so funny they're trying to get ahead of a scandal.

35:52So one of them like has a Finsta and he's like, no, a lot of times I can debunk stuff with my Finsta. So he like writes a Finsta tweet that's like, no, I was at this restaurant. It's not true. That didn't happen. And he accidentally sends it from his real Twitter and then deletes it and then puts it on the Finsta and like he's exposed. It's like Normani. Normani, what is happening? Oh my God. It's so funny. It's such a good show. Like I haven't even finished it. I think I'm like four episodes in, but I'm like really enjoying myself. That's so funny. I will watch it. I just added it to the content plate.

36:18and what's funny is the last three things on the contemplate are all Mindy Kaling, Sex Lives, Mindy Project, and Running Point. Mindy Kaling, Supremacy, it's fabulous. And the soundtrack is really good too. Can't wait. Like truly can't wait to watch that. Back to Kylie and Timothy. Yeah. Like lots of love. Seriously, get married and have babies. Yeah, I think that's kind of the plan. Yeah. But I'm ready. You just had a baby. You know when your siblings start having babies, it makes you think. like yeah but Kylie's already a mama so it's just about like what works for her yeah no and I think Kylie's like down she's like once once you have kids like you're not afraid of it anymore it's not like such a big deal yeah Timothy this is like his first foray so he might need to be like persuaded like won an Oscar first you know I could but he can't really achieve the emotional depth of Oscar winning performances until he experiences fatherhood I totally agree yeah but I could also so see him being like I can't have a child until I've had an Oscar um and then also if that ever does happen, him realizing what a stupid thing that is to say.

37:18And if he does need that to happen, he needs to take on better roles than that piece of shit Bob Dylan movie. Sorry, I hated that movie. Like no one was sadder when he lost the Oscar than Kylie. Yeah, she's like, oh, ovaries, we'll try again next year. I don't think they'll get married, though, because they each have too much money. Going on, yeah. But that's fine. That's fine. Did you see the video of when it was time for Timothy's award at the Oscars? People were filming him from the stands. And Kylie had actually switched seats with his mother, who was sitting behind them, and let the mom and Timothy sit in the front row together.

37:52And she sat behind him. And then when he lost, she hugged him from behind and gave him a kiss. And I thought that was really, we're always talking about the order of importance, fiance, girlfriend, mother. And she gave Timothy's mom, and that's just her playing the long game, because now the mom definitely really likes her. Yeah. No, she's such a queen. Yeah. So nobody had more fun than them this weekend. It's true. Are you ready for our next story? Yeah. Some sad news about one of our faves. Luke Combs is detailing his debilitating battle with a rare, particularly wicked mental health condition.

38:25Wait, what? Yeah, I just saw this this morning. Luke Combs appeared on 60 Minutes Australia and detailed his battle with a rare form of OCD in a recent interview. He shared that he has struggled with purely obsessional, obsessive compulsive disorder, also known as pure O, since the age of 12, but recently experienced his worst flare up in years. So he described it, he said, it's thoughts, essentially that you don't wanna have, and then they cause you stress, and then you're stressed out, and then the stress causes you to have more of the thoughts, and then you don't understand why you're having them and you're trying to get rid of them, but trying to get rid of them makes you have more of them.

38:58He explained the tedious and debilitating condition. He said he feels now lucky to be an expert in pure O, since he has dealt with it for two decades and he knows how to get out of it now. But he said when it hits man, it can be all consuming. He said that he had a really bad flare up. He said that a really bad flare up can last 45 seconds of every minute for weeks. He also shared that sometimes the intrusive thoughts are also violent. The way to get out of it is like, it doesn't matter what the thoughts even are. Giving any credence to what the thoughts are is like irrelevant and only fuels you having more of them.

39:28Here's the thing, Luke Holmes doesn't share much. You know, he doesn't do press. He's not a big talker. So when he does, you best listen because you're going to learn something. and this interview is no different we don't report on like you know luke holmes's random interviews ever because he doesn't like sit down and talk for the sake of talking like a lot of people do in his business so i love these little windows into lukey and once again setting the bar breaking glass ceilings like do you know any male country music stars talking about their mental health because i don't no i'm just going to show you really never know what someone's going through and like i i wouldn't thought that luke might be dealing with something was like a mental health sufferer yeah and in such like a serious way like more more than the average correct so that's my king right there yeah thanks for sharing loogie and feel better and congrats i think he's on like a big australian something right oh it's always a big australian something i feel like 60 minutes australia is like loki always making like news do you feel that they do a good job they do it's a trusted source is there like a particular um is there a particular 60 minute segment that like you find yourself like referencing all the time do you know what i mean like i've seen like one and i'm always talking about it i'll just let you answer that's a question it was it was tiktok in china you know yeah about how the kids in china are only getting 20 minutes a day and they're doing math equations on tiktok yeah and they're using it as a weapon of mass destruction like i've tried to tell you this so many times but it's not 60 minutes like really laid it out nicely yeah okay does that change things no I saw it a couple years ago I'm just like always bringing it up and it's like I sound smart because I'm like oh you know I saw this segment on 60 minutes and people don't know it's like the only segment I've seen on 60 minutes but it's important that when you've seen a segment on 60 minutes you let everyone know right same thing when you've read like one article you always share that article yeah I like the 60 minutes Oh, yeah.

41:22I like that, too. We need something like that. That's really, like, the sound department slayed. Yeah, we do need something like that. They ate with that. We do, Jackie. We do. It's summer, summer, summer, summer. Or it's like, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, toast. That's kind of cool. I don't like that one. It doesn't slap the way the 60 Minutes one does. No, but maybe we'll have something one day. never stop like a giant never stop reaching for your dreams never stop reaching for your auditory dreams correct and expanding your auditory profile now that we have i would i would never even dream of expanding the auditory file like i do wish that we had like little bites in between like ad breaks and stuff like when other podcasts have we really like it makes no sense because we it live but when other podcasts have it like oh this is fancy I don't know when other podcasts have like so many like sounds and productions I'm like oh this is not real yeah you're just trying to listen to the toast because you can barely hit 45 minutes and so you need a minute yeah and at least with the toast like yeah you hear sirens in the background Jackie's kids crying I'm blowing my nose like we're losing wi-fi every 15 minutes like you can never say we're not real no I do feel like other shows enjoy the fact that maybe all of their auditory experiences so it'll take up like three minutes.

42:38Yeah, no, it definitely cuts down the word count. Yeah. No, it cuts up. You know what I mean. Yeah. Beefs up. Correct. It's giving adjective. You know when you would like throw in a bunch of adjectives, like you'd be like, it's extremely dangerous, but also concerning, you know? Maybe it is dangerous, but concerning. I know it was for me. I understand it's giving adjective. Yeah, adjective, like superfluous adjectives. understood are you ready for our next she was greedy and what's like a synonym for greedy I think I meant to say it's giving synonym not it's giving adjective I think like like unnecessary descriptors yeah no no it's like it was extremely unnecessary and superfluous and no like those are my two synonyms two three can we end this conversation like I'm not You keep having additional thoughts.

43:37I keep saying. I keep saying, are you ready, kids? Yeah, no, like, just move on. If you got what I was saying, like, you got it. If you didn't. The thing is, I did. The thing is, if you didn't, I understand that as well. I did. I get it. I did understand. Are you ready for our next story? Okay, a little divorce news. Shockingly, Emily Osmond is getting divorced five months after getting married. So Emily Osmond is splitting from her husband, Jack Farina. And while many would expect them to still be in their honeymoon phase, looks like she decided five months was more than enough. The actress filed for divorce on Friday from Farina, better known as a stage name, Jack Anthony, citing irreconcilable differences.

44:22They got married in October, so it's been five months. The list date of separation is December 2024, less than two months after the marriage. Okay, so I feel like, not to make everything about young Sheldon, You know Emily Osmond had like a small role on Young Sheldon. Yeah, George is lady. And as the seasons progressed, she became more and more important. And then when they created a spinoff, it was George and Mandy. She's Mandy. So I feel like when you get to be the star of a CBS sitcom, like that's money. That's like Kili Cuoco money. That is money that nobody in Hollywood makes. And I think she saw the writing on the wall and her filing for separation like before George and Mandy came out, I think was one of the wisest things she could have done.

45:00She's definitely making so much money. And she's had a career that like has kind of been like up and down. where I don't think she's made a lot of money, you know, at once. And this is like the type of project that, you know, an actress only dreams of. Okay. Well, first, it's worth noting that they have a prenup. So, and with no children, they'll just like walk away from this. No, but a prenup, by the way, even with a prenup, money she made during the marriage is still community property. So that's George and Mandy. No, a prenup would make money made during the marriage, like separate. Because what you came in with is separate.

45:33I mean I thought a prenup is just like prenups are different for like so who knows what right they had but say the finances are taken care of and also like like you said she's been sort of like here and there all through her career she found this man who's like been with her through it all why would she leave him as soon as she hits it big I feel like unless they were having issues and like she like you said saw the writing on the wall and like wanted to leave him before the big check came because she knew they would split up anyway but I don't think that's the only reason and I mean to separate two months after you get married when she's she's our age how would you feel like she's and they don't have kids together they don't have kids together and they were married two months I feel like she found something out about him or he found out something about her yeah maybe it's kind of giving love is blind you know it's it's kind of crazy I feel like Emily Osmond is like a very like good head like not like just like a Hollywood girl who gets like married and divorced in two months agreed so I feel like something must have happened and hopefully nothing too terrible she has like a very I think normal life given her job I don't think she's like you know can't go to the grocery store no one like given that she's been in the industry for so long she just seems very normal in a good way yeah I agree um this is really crazy I feel like we're seeing a lot of young couples in Hollywood getting divorced recently who else

46:48I don't know I just feel like this isn't the first one I didn't realize you were gonna like follow up. I just felt like when you say that you have someone at least one in mind. Um, yes. You know, actually I was thinking of Halle Bailey. Like she was with her man. They had a baby and then like a month later broke up. Divorce? I don't know if they were married legally, but they were like a family. Yeah. Uh, MGK and Megan Fox. I was just reminded of them. She's pregnant. Yeah. And they're broken up. That's like a different thing. And also they're together a million years and now they're pregnant and not together.

47:27And it also reminds me of, I'll always think of Michael Kopech and Vanessa Morgan. It all comes back to Michael Kopech. Right? Because that's a classic case of what? And fun fact, I'm just coming off of like an eight episode stint of Desperate Housewives featuring Brian Austin Green. Featuring Michael Kopech? Yes. And Michael Kopech, of course. And Paula Patton. He's in, he works. you're going to see them around in your shows. Yeah. Yeah. It was just kind of crazy. I feel like Desperate Housewives is its own universe. Yeah. And when Vanessa Williams comes in as like, she's already a famous person and she's like, like one of the housewives of the last three seasons.

48:02It's such a delight to see like a famous person. But then every now and then with like a random role, like Paula Patton plays this like turned girlfriend who shows up, Brian Austin Green. It's like, what are you doing here? Yeah. But also they could have just been like a random actor. And then since then they become super famous. but at the time Paula Patton was famous and so was Brian Austin Green. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Are you ready for our fifth and final story that will lead into our TV recap? If it's our fifth and final story that will lead into the TV recap that's brought to you by Primal Kitchen.

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51:32Thank you, Riley and Q. I just got a delivery from Riley and Q. With the cutest things, the coziest jamas, bathing suits, like perfect things. Cute. Trips to the Cape. Like, we're ready to go. Climax, climax. A little breaking news before we get into our fifth and final story that will lead into our TV recap, which is that Olivia Colpo has announced that she's pregnant with the pargiest photos you've ever seen.

51:55I don't want to say it, you know. What? Like, welcome to the club? Like, that she's in your gang now? I don't want to say it. I was just bragging last week about my timing, you know, my timing, my timing. And look, another Pardee, Pardee Licious. I had a feeling like she might be. I don't know why. I feel like she got married somewhere recently. She's oddly very traditional. Weren't we just talking about how annoying that is? Yes, we were talking about it offline. Like when somebody tells you that they're pregnant, you're like, I knew it. Oh, I had a feeling. I'm not saying it to her. I'm saying it to you.

52:25So it's different. Oh, is it? Okay, cool. And I just felt like she would have a baby shortly after getting married. That was like the vibe that I got. God willing, that was an option for her. Because they are very religious and somewhat traditional. Her wedding dress, remember? I actually was thinking about her wedding dress scandal the other day. How stupid that was. People are so jealous and ugly. It's been almost a year since she got married. So now you have hindsight. And you can really see when you look back. It wasn't trendy. It's aging flawlessly, in my opinion. Yeah. I love this. I'm so happy for her.

52:59I like her so much. uh love this so happy for her when i watched the culpos on tlc which everyone should watch like she expressed how she really wants to be a mother and i think she was kind of like sad that it hadn't happened for her yet and like she you know um and she has endometriosis so i think she had like a lot of issues with her health for a period of time yeah so i'm just so happy that it's happened for her and the pictures are so beautiful um i need to go see there's two photos so this like seriously she's so pargy two photos black and white she has um a pretty substantial bump she was also now spotted by paparazzi like out with her bum picking up breakfast and the caption on the photos is next chapter motherhood like okay beautiful so cute she's wearing the platform uggs that i i have to tell her no pregnant woman should wear i roll my ankle in the doctor's office wearing them i wear them too much um and like i actually fell the other day wearing them.

53:54Thank God I was with Ben. I keep catching myself so nothing catastrophic has happened. But the platform Uggs and I love them so much are not for pregnant women. That feels right. You should tell her. Yeah. Sometimes when we talk about her on the toast she hears about it. She'll send me a message. Olivia, stop wearing the platform Uggs. They're seriously dangerous. Sending you so much love and peace and joy during this time. And I hope you're having a daughter so that she can wear your wedding dress one day because that's how timeless it is. Yeah. Very happy for them. Me too. Now, for the fifth and final story that will lead into the TV recap, starting with Love is Blind, because news came out at the Love is Blind reunion that A.D.

54:32from Love is Blind, what city? A couple seasons ago, I forget what city, but you remember her. She was honestly awesome. She's the worst guy. Yeah. Well, he was trying his best. I feel sad for him today. And it wasn't good enough. And also, she was talking to Matthew. Oh, yes. It was the Chelsea Jimmy season. Oh, that was, I think, North Carolina. Okay, AD from Love is Blind, North Carolina is engaged to Ollie Sutherland from Love is Blind, UK, which not everybody watched, but you should have. Yeah, a lot of people didn't know who this was. And if you were as invested over the summer in Love is Blind, UK, as Jackie and I were for some reason, like, you know Ole, and I actually am afraid for her.

55:13Okay, so Ollie, and this is why the UK one was so interesting for a multitude of reasons, but Ollie ended up with somebody who was curvy and they really don't throw a lot of curvy contestants on the show and that's actually like a blind thing. Like it's a physical thing. Everybody they cast is like on the same level for the most part, attractive wise. So it doesn't make it that much of a question like is love blind? So it was really interesting what happened with him and Demi and he was definitely a dick and he's definitely really shallow and I don't have high hopes for them as a couple but, and everything they were like selling at the reunion I was like, yeah, sure, but I saw his season.

55:46Like I know him, do you know what I mean? I know it was tough but I want the best that was he was tough I just want to say if anybody watched love is blind mini soda and like misses the love is blind of yore go watch UK because that will also like give context for this and that it was such a crazy storyline because the whole time it's like he doesn't like her he doesn't like her but he's like saying all the right things I think he was really misleading just because he didn't want to look like a dick no and so like the minute cameras were down and it's like the day before the wedding, she literally didn't hear from him up until the altar.

56:19Like he was playing such a part. He was a real actor and he did not want to look like he didn't like her because of her looks, even though that's exactly what it was. Like, and she ended up using the show to go on this like amazing journey of self-discovery and like loving herself. And like, it was beautiful, you know? Um, but it was a really good season. So while I love this cross promo, I don't know if this is a good match. Like I think he's also really thirsty and I think like him dating someone from the American franchise which is so much more popular like I don't it gives me pause like I don't want to be so negative yeah no but I don't know there's a lid for every pot and I also feel like AD I feel like AD was I feel like she's happy to now be in a relationship that's like love is blind oriented to be like in a reality couple but I also could see how like on a personality level like they both could have fun together and like why they hit it off I'm sure all the alums from these shows meet each other not everyone gets together and dates for so long to actually get engaged.

57:10So I do think that there's something there and I will support it. Yeah, that's nice of you. I also think AD dating within the franchise is really good for us. She recently launched a podcast, like a Love is Blind recap type of show, like post pods or whatever. And so dating someone within the franchise is just like good for business. Yeah. Now I want to talk to you about The Reunion. Please do. And I'm just going to bring up a picture of everybody because I'm like so 100 % going to forget. Well, I'm good on our nicknames. You're what? Like, our nicknames really work for me. No, but like, I will forget certain people.

57:45Okay. So let me say this about the Love is Blind reunion. It was absolutely horrible. I hate every single one of these people. Yeah. I hate every single one of these people. I hate Netflix. I hate Nick. I hate Vanessa. Like, the way all these people wasted my time, like, is not forgivable. And the fact that I spent another hour and a half watching the reunion, and every conversation at the reunion was about something that happened off camera. So literally, it's like these two couples. This is what happened. You're a liar. so they couldn't agree I don't know what's real and what's not I don't know who to believe like it was just so they didn't recap the season they recapped what happened after the show started airing and in the years since it was just annoying because they all disagreed on what and not on small things like Sarah and Ben were like we had this conversation I left the conversation thinking we broke up I left the conversation thinking we were moving in together in Nashville like how are you so fucking far away it was so annoying I'm like I don't know I don't even care I don't have enough care to choose someone to believe.

58:39That's crazy. Yeah. So let me go couple by couple. The only saving grace of this entire show was Shawty and Nurse. So Taylor and Danielle, they ended up getting married. Taylor and Danielle? Daniel, sorry. Same sex couple. No. Taylor and Daniel, they look so happy together. They bought a house in the suburbs. Not problematic. She made a joke about him following her. Can I just say something? Like, what if it turns out that I was thinking the same thing. I think that even if he did follow her, she wouldn't care now. Like, I think she loves having a husband who absolutely worships the ground she walks on.

59:15Their families are so close. Like, shortly after the season, his mom was diagnosed with leukemia. And the hospital where she's getting treatment is the hospital where Taylor's brother is an administrator. He lives right by it. The dad was staying with Taylor's brother. Daniel's dad was staying with Taylor's brother. Like, the families are so intertwined. they bought a house they are so happy he has a tattoo of her I think it wouldn't even matter now it would just matter they are truly the whole time but yeah whatever like seriously whatever like small price to pay for happiness I think that these two were meant to find each other in this small town and they couldn't believe that they had it yet and love is blind was just the means to get them together like they are really I have all the confidence that they will be together for a while like it's really cute I love that and like she is he worships her it's great okay so Like they're the only unproblematic people.

1:00:04I just can't believe that the whole season was like every trailer. He's following me on Instagram. I know. It was the big drama of the season and it was nothing and it wasn't real. And they're the only people who got married. Right. No, the fact that they're the only standing couple when after the pods, like they were pretty much like broken up over this is really crazy. And every couple was so strong. next up I also think one of the one of the storylines that kept me interested up until the very end was Dave and Lauren and them at the reunion I actually thought we got a lot of closure on and she looked great actually really like her she's really um she's grown on me and he sat and he was just basically like I found out a couple of weeks ago that like the guy who was saying all these things I found out some things about him that really discredited him and now I I feel so stupid.

1:00:52So we spent this whole year like still believing his friends and his mom and his sister. And now he's like, no, I found out a couple things like last month. And now I just feel so. And Lauren was just like, it didn't even make her feel better. Like, yeah, it was it was so little so late. Yeah, I feel like I just didn't even want to answer for like what he did on the show. So he's like, oh, no, you were right. I saw it too late. Sorry. And Vanessa was like, well, what does your sister think about like everything? You were so worried the whole time. Your sister, your sister, your sister. like your girlfriend, your sister, you're gonna want to make out with your sister.

1:01:23Well, what does she think? And he was like, well, the whole reason she was so concerned was that she didn't want me like coming off bad and getting a bad edit or whatever. And like, that's exactly what happened. Like I came off really poorly and I'm getting a lot of hate. So it's kind of like a self-fulfilling problem. Right, that's what happens when you like are too concerned with how you're gonna look. You overproduce. You have to just be. And if you're, sometimes they do make a good person look bad and that's really unfortunate. But hopefully most of the time we can just see who a person is.

1:01:47Dave then also went on to say that like Lauren is the one that got away and he loves her. And Lauren was like, I don't believe you. Like literally it's been a year. I was like, Ollie. You didn't reach out to me until like a couple of weeks ago. And that was a theme with a lot of the couples. They did not talk. There was like a fallout after the wedding. They, you know, maybe talked or dated for a few weeks, but then they stopped talking and none of them started talking again until I think they knew the reunion was taping. And so a lot of them want to make amends so that they don't look bad and have the person like say things that maybe you told them in confidence pillow talk.

1:02:17Yeah, well, they shouldn't do that anyway. No. And so that was also a recurring theme. It was like the real throwing under the bus of a person that you claim to love, which I found to be like really disingenuous. So it happened a lot. And let me say this. There's there's kind of a theme going on with Sarah and Ben, who's boy with the church and girl with the values. And then Virginia and Devin. I told you they were having conversations about politics. And she shared that Devin did not want to have those conversations on the show, on the show. Um, and so they had those conversations offline and it turned out to be like so different from hers and like they really couldn't match.

1:02:56And that's a huge reason why she didn't. Um, but then she said the weekend leading up to the wedding, like he was acting weird. Like his mom got a wedding gift from her boss and it was a check for a thousand dollars. And like Devin didn't tell her about it, which is like really makes it seem like he's pocketing a thousand dollars. Like that's meant for both of them. Whereas he was like, no, like we didn't know if we were getting married. I was just holding on to this wedding gift in case we had a wedding or in case we didn't. And I don't know. I felt like they were just trying to hurt each other.

1:03:28And it's sad because you said you loved this person. And so with Sarah, I'm like, her values, her values, her values, her values, her values. And that's a core part of who she is, whether you like it or not. That's who she is. So why would you say yes to this man? That to me is so disingenuous. It matters so much. It was the reason you did not want to marry him. and right before he even proposed to you you said before you say anything like my values what do you think he's like yeah i'm willing to like grow yeah and like he wasn't on the same page as you and he didn't give a shit about any of it like you did so why are we even here like that is so annoying when something that someone says in the pods is the reason why they don't end up together when it's like you accepted that then like the time to deal with it was then if you're gonna say yes to an engagement like you are committed to working on it even if it's not something that's ideal for you but for it to be the thing that breaks you up like before you've even had a like giving this person a chance to change or grow like I just feel like it's bad fate like then it was always a no and by the way they dated after Sarah and Ben they dated after the wedding even though at the wedding she was like I don't and he's like I don't either for now like I think we should still.

1:04:43I saw the clip of them. She was like, we'll see. We'll see. Yeah. He was like, we'll date. And she was like, we'll see. Yeah. I don't know about that. So I was like, okay, you know what? Like clean break. But so they still went on to date and she had this travel nurse contract in Nashville for a couple of months and they were like trying to decide what to do. So the day before she left, she said that they had a conversation that was like, you'll meet me in a couple of days. You don't need to bring your car. You'll fly out. We'll keep my car. We'll spend however. She's like, any, she's like stay for two weeks, but you could stay for two months, like whatever it is.

1:05:08And then when I come back to Minnesota, we'll figure out our life together. And he left that conversation allegedly saying we had broken up. And so he never came to Nashville. She was like, he ghosted me. I'm like, how are we seriously, unless there's a language barrier, like it's just so frustrating. We didn't see that conversation. So, so much of the reunion was like, he said, she said about things we've never seen. And so like, I actually stopped caring pretty quickly. Yeah, but I just want to say, I think the person who was like committed to her, who then even dated her after she embarrassed him on TV with no cameras there.

1:05:37I don't think he was the one that ghosted her. Just using context clues. I don't know. She did a better job of explaining. She had like actual, he was just kept saying, I don't remember. I don't remember. I don't remember. I don't remember. And she was like, well, in the conversation, you said X, Y. And she had like real examples from this conversation. And he was just like, oh no, I thought we broke up. Like it was just such a lazy answer. Like how do you think you broke up? She was like, what are you talking about? We decided you were going to leave your car in Minnesota and my car. Like she had actual facts, details from the conversation.

1:06:07and then she also had witnesses because she's like, then I had the 12 hour drive to Nashville and I called Taylor, who's Daniel's wife and was talking about it with her. So she has other witnesses to corroborate her story and he was just like the whole time like, I don't remember. I don't remember. That's so weird. He was so, he's literally been like so ride or die for her. So so many things just didn't make sense. I'm like, you guys dated after? She should have never said yes to him. Like it was just, it was so honestly uninteresting to me. But they liked each other so much so like she should say yes to him.

1:06:37the final couple from the wedding is monica and joey and they like went really sideways so she said no and then he also was like yeah i'm not 100 there i think they talked a little bit dated a little bit after um tried to stay friends their problem was that they were never really able to get out of the friend zone like he was very goofy and funny and she was like i didn't even i didn't feel like you liked me like and he was like i did but like she's like i had to beg you to like touch me and like that's humiliating and she was like really mad and then there was like drama where he was like sliding into madison's dms all this off camera and i seriously he was like no i didn't i ran into you at a bar so they're talking like it was a million things we hadn't seen yeah i ran into madison at a bar we had this conversation and madison was loving fine anytime she was a part of a couple different dramas so whenever the people who um were in the couples got the majority of the reunion time and then there was a second couch with like molly people who like didn't make it out of the pods but still had drama meg mason alex ben platt and so whenever Madison was like plucked from the loser couch to like talk she was like having her moment you know she had like screenshots in her titties and she was like so like living she was trying to have a moment I don't know why I do not believe one word that comes out of her mouth at least we know she's so sinister like I just I couldn't stand her so she got brought into the monica and joey drama she was like well you messaged me and I thought that was really she loves big words like manipulative yeah oh one thing i wanted to say that i actually really appreciated lauren saying was like to dave i know you're getting like a lot of hate and i've seen like you know people calling you a narcissist and a manipulator and like i know what those words mean like you're not that like you're just like a dick but someone like didn't like me and like wouldn't just tell me that and instead blamed it on me i really appreciated her saying that because like this cast in particular loves big words and you're a manipulator you're a narcissist and she was like you're not you're just like an ass but you're not a narcissist and he was like i really appreciate you saying that.

1:08:30I'm sure he's been getting like a lot of hate. Like just, you know, people, you're an abusing narcissist. Gaslighter. You're not. Yeah, right. Like you're not. I just hate you, but you're not. You weren't the best. And Madison is very like that. She loves big words. And so she had called someone like manipulator. She called Mason a manipulator and everybody started laughing. Don't you know Mason? He's like the weirdest person. Like he's not a manipulator. And so then they went to the loser couch to talk about like the Meg, Mason, Alex, Madison drama with a side of Molly. And oh my God, the way I couldn't care.

1:09:00Like it was so, I'm sorry, like the breakdown that you guys are looking for, you're not going to get it from me. Like all I have to say is losers. Like I can't, I don't trust Madison. I don't believe Madison. She had these like receipts that she pulled, printed and like left in her bra and pulled it out. She thought she was having like a reality TV viral moment. It was, she's such a try hard. Her receipts, I'm sorry, proved nothing. She's like, I have proof that you said you hated Mason. And she goes on reading these like weird conversations between her and Ben Platt. And like, he didn't say that.

1:09:28Like he, He quite literally didn't. So I just, I could not stand. Meg and Mason dated on and off for like the last year, but they really figured out that they're better as friends. They did a reveal, like when they met for the first time, they had someone film them. It was really cute. They showed it to us. Like, I really wish that they had worked out, but Meg totally had his back. Like it was Meg, Mason, and Ben Platt, who is Alex, all against Madison. Like she couldn't believe, she was like, why is it that when a woman does something that a man does? Jackie, I couldn't fucking take it. Like she's seriously awful.

1:10:00I can't stand. Like it was just crazy. What's Ben Platt up to? He must be. He did not say one word. He had three seconds of time and he just used it to. But he also I think they cut him out. There have been some like really crazy things said about him on social media. He's like a teacher and had like inappropriate relations, like really dark stuff. So I've been Platt Mason, Alexander. Yeah. Excuse me. yeah so I think they probably wanted to show as little of him as possible and they did just that

1:10:36okay I'll have to dig in so um let me make sure I didn't miss anyone no yeah her armpit receipts oh and then they were really wasting time being like the top five moments in Netflix's love is blind history one you are going to choke when you see what I And that was like a good one, but that's not number one. They had Lauren and Cameron Hamilton as their reveal as number two. I'm sorry, that should have been number one. They had the Megan Fox, Chelsea moment. That definitely is one. It was so annoying. Like it was so annoying. What's the name of that guy from season one? It was Diamond. I don't remember his name, but when they broke up in season one on the honeymoons.

1:11:19Because he did not share that he was bisexual, which is something you have to share. she just wanted to talk about it and then he like made fun of her way and left it was and she made fun of him like go get on another dick boy that was like actually one of the craziest that is the number one moment is the fact that they won't be honest about that it didn't even make top five like you're not serious about this countdown then they had this like collage in minnesota vikings like making um like they filmed themselves like talking to the love his blind cast it was so stupid and then the craziest thing happened okay someone who we love and this is not a slight against him alex warren performed oh wait i didn't know it was alex warren so alex warren who was we were talking about him on the show a couple of weeks ago former hype house member turned like lewis capaldi singer he sings like a bunch of songs you guys definitely know um they were like for our first time ever we have a performer so not only was the performer not in the room with them.

1:12:12It was like a pre-recorded video that Alex had like singers and dancers and they were all doing it in the pods. Like it was so weird. Like one drummer was in one pod and Alex was in another pod. On a completely different stage. It wasn't live. So you see the cast like dancing and they're watching it on a TV. Like it was the strangest thing I've ever seen in my life. That's insane. I don't even know how to recap it. Like it was a cool like music video for Alex. It was a music video. It was all, it was like edited. It was not live. Was it a new song? Had you heard it before? Yeah, I had. It's from TikTok.

1:12:49It's like, Head is up in the clouds. You know that one? I don't know. Probably. I'm familiar with him. Whatever. It was like a good performance. No shade. I liked that moment for him. Like a huge global stage. But what on earth? That's really crazy. And that was another thing that happened this whole season was like the music was so amazing. They were playing Gracie Abrams. Wrecking balls. Talk about a less worthy group for this soundtrack. Like there wasn't a moment this season that I was moved, that I laughed. It was horrible. And I'm sorry. They literally gave the worst look into like life in the Midwest.

1:13:24I don't think they should ever return to the Midwest because the people were horrible. Everything was horrible. Thank God we got Taylor and Daniel. It was just horrible. And every single person, what I learned from the reunion, every single person turned out to be somebody completely different than they were on the show. like that's so frustrating Joey like the big you know uh golden retriever like he's messaging Madison like they're all I don't know if they all made each other look bad or they're all just like we're acting but it was really fucking annoying to like I left hating everyone yeah I feel like this season loses a lot of credibility because only one couple got together I feel like you could have you know explained away the boring like okay it's not the greatest but like if true love was found it was just because these are like boring people who want to find love but But because it wasn't even that, it's like, so what did we all just watch?

1:14:11Well, attempt to watch. And I'm sorry, like these outfits. Devin, did you see what Devin was wearing? Jackie, they looked so crazy. Like, that's what I'm saying. The reason why this season was so bad was because it was this group of extremely ordinary, extremely uncool, extremely uninteresting, extremely not stylish. Like, they were just dreadful. I know, but like those things also are sometimes why it's great. Like, it's just regular people. And you have to be like regular to really want this to work. Otherwise, you're coming on for the fame. If you know, and you're, I don't know. It's a delicate balance.

1:14:42And I hated every minute, every minute of this season. And I'm literally filing a class action lawsuit against Netflix for my time. I already lost an hour with daylight savings when I think of, oh, and you know my ass. I skipped through that wedding episode so fucking hard. I watched the whole reunion because like they did a good job of making the trailer look like it was going to be interesting. Oh, my God. Biggest waste of my fucking time. Like, seriously, I'm so sorry to any, if I like influenced anybody to watch it. because my recaps were so funny. Yeah. And I'm sorry, that's like kind of the blessing and the curse of being this funny.

1:15:11You know, but all in all, it was like less than a month total of TV because we started that week that you were here. Yeah. And so it was like three weeks. That's good. They did too much. I hope they learn from this season. They really need to cut down the wedding episodes and there were four weddings, not even a lot. Cut down the pods. Almost two hours. Cut down the pods. Like honestly, if there's so much happening after the season, like pick up your cameras. And also if producers are producing people and there's say a love triangle or a square, encourage everyone to get engaged. I want to see all four people from the square and the honeymoon.

1:15:45I want to see them see each other by the pool. When we spent so much of the pods talking about Meg, Mason, Alex, and Madison, and they were not in Honduras. The best dynamics are when people who were between two people see the other person. Barnett and Jessica. Jessica and. no but Jessica wasn't in uh wait but that lake the party at the lake that was a good season it was an amazing oh that was another moment that was another moment that was in the top exactly so another moment that was in the top five Jackie was at the lake party oh no before the lake party Jarammy getting his apple watch left in the car remember oh my oh yeah she ate him up that was a good that and it really they shouldn't have done that because it really highlighted there wasn't one noteworthy moment this season that even compares to any of the moments from the top five that's really what i will say like encourage the triangles and the rhombuses to all come we can partner swap when we get there but like that's what's best and the fact that like there was a square and no one got together mason madison ben cut the whole thing i don't want to watch it yeah so okay now it's time for white lotus jackie and i both had two episodes to catch up on like i don't even know what to say nothing happened I was so bored I just the only thing the only redeeming quality of the show is two things one I love that little girl group like I love how they all operate the conversation about politics was so funny and then when she sees him like talking shit about her like I think that like that's actually very real and Mike White has said like no I was on vacation I saw these like three women and every time one of them got up they started talking about the girl who left like it's very real I actually really like it um and the dad Thomas Ravadale the dad is my favorite character and also now I've learned more about him as like a person in real life like he wore a hostage pin to the Brits like this man is amazing he's Jewish I love him so much Lucius Malfoy is Jewish and he's literally like Lucius is like a Nazi like he has white hair I think he's like I think there's definitely something Nazi like about the Malfoys like that's like Aryan vibes I love him and it hurts me to see him going through it like oh my god he's such a good actor I have such a pit every time he comes on stage I'm like anxious for him I just want things to work out for him.

1:17:55Like I want him to have his freedom and his money in his house. And like it just hurts that like the person that I love the most is really suffering. And now drug addiction, he picks up a gun. The lorazepram is so funny. Parker Posey is a real highlight of the show too. I think they're definitely trying to like replicate the Jennifer Coolidge, you know, funny older woman with her and she's doing a really good job. Everything else, like my God is so dreadful. The characters are so stupid and I liked Guy Tuck and I wanted him and Black Pink Girl to get together. I was rooting for him, but he's an idiot.

1:18:26And he shouldn't be in charge of the gate. No, and like what happened to the gate at first, I was like, you know what? You were merely a victim. But when you left the gun out and then the gate opened to go take your girlfriend back to the dance. No, he's so unfocused. Like this is a big hotel. Like you're the person in charge. The first line of defense. No, and the fact that when she came in, he leaves the gun on the table, it's literally pointing directly at her. That felt like ominous, you know? Well, that's how the whole season opens with a shooting. It's like that's how the gun gets into the hotel.

1:18:59That's what we're learning. Is it that gun? I assume it is. I feel like there was a lot of shots in that opening scene. And how many bullets could that gun hold? It was a little gun, right? I don't know. Like, I don't even know what else to say. I know these are the questions we're supposed to be asking. The couple with the snakes. I forget their names. Rick and Morty? Rick and, yeah, they're my least favorites. I hate them. Like, I hate everyone. Yeah, I hope that Saxon and the girl in the pink get together. I ship them. The little brother and then Gary's girlfriend? And Gary's girlfriend. Oh, got it.

1:19:38Because, like, she deserves to have, like, a life of fun with someone who's, like, wealthy and will treat her right. Well, he's not wealthy anymore, so she won't stay long. But they're having fun. What is she doing with Gary? They drop the R slur. And that doesn't happen a lot. and it was very powerful. That was funny. When he's talking to his lawyer, he's like, are you fucking, and I was like, oh, you don't hear that word a lot. So when you do, it does hit comedically because it's so out of left field and you're not expecting Thomas Ravenel to say it. Oh my God, when he was sitting on the deck of the boat having drink after drink, like looking so - Talking about how his dad was the governor?

1:20:10No, no, not in that scene when he's at the bar next, and then like Greg comes over and he's like, the way he's like just sitting there, it's Thomas Ravenel. Well, when he talks about how his grandfather was the governor, I'm like, oh, that's Thomas Ravenel. He is Thomas Ravenel and it's crushing. And I love Thomas Ravenel. Me too. He's the best character. I love great things for Thomas Ravenel. I'd like to see Belinda who works at the hotel in Hawaii like putting things together. Okay, but why does she keep looking at her robe and being spooked? Oh, I don't. Oh, was she looking at her robe? I thought she was looking at like that part of the room.

1:20:40Why does she keep looking at that part of her room and being spooked? I think there's like a spooky vibe coming from there. What? I don't know. Like what? I literally don't know. How are we supposed to pick up on that? I just want to say I hate this show. I was in so much physical pain watching it. To not pick up my cell phone every 10 seconds was a true test of my faith. When you pick up your phone, it makes it worse because then you actually have no idea what's going on. So I didn't pick up my phone, but I did pause to pick up my phone. Watching the first episode seriously took me two hours.

1:21:13I think it was an hour long. and then for the second episode I did it like turned off the lights and curled like I watched it curled up because I'm not on my phone curled up so I was able to power through better but you really have to mentally prepare oh and the daughter oh my gosh uh Piper yeah it's like sure she's worried about like her year abroad I'm like girl there will be no year abroad like she's so self-centered and like the mom's going to withdrawals the dad's on drugs going to jail She really thinks she's better than all of them. But if she wants to spend the year abroad, then her dad could be like, oh, cool.

1:21:49I'll stay with you. Yeah. Oh, he might be her get out of jail free card. Yeah, I feel like they might be aligned, actually. Yeah, yeah. That's a good call. Yeah. Like, I just don't care about any of these people. Are we missing anyone? It's the three girls, Rick and Morty, the Ratliffs. Belinda. Belinda. Then Guy Took. And for some reason, I don't know one person's name in the show except Guy Took. And Lisa. Because he wears a pin, a name pin. Wait, when he thought he was getting promoted and they're like, dude, you literally let in a robber. Like you're lucky to get fired. No, but the fact that I thought he was getting fired or at least like demoted to maybe concierge, like someone whose job it is to just be friendly.

1:22:28He would be amazing at that. And instead they give this guy a gun.

1:22:35Totally. So I hate the show. I hate watching it. Oh, and then the girls like going into town. and what's going to happen with Valentin and his friends? It's not going to be good. Oh, I don't know. I don't know. It's weird. Yeah. And like partying with your butler, like how desperate are you? No, she's so sad. Yeah, the Bridget Moynihan. Yeah. Like your boyfriend doesn't answer you for one day and like you're spiraling out in Thailand. Good fun. And then they send her to the geriatric pool. That was funny. That was funny, but she's seriously really scary. I feel like she could be the one with the gun.

1:23:08All three of them are really scary. Like, I don't know who I like and who I don't like. I definitely don't like the one who lives in New York. Of course. She's, like, the least likable one. She's the worst. Yeah. Leslie Bibb, like, is unoffensive. Like, she just doesn't really do or say anything. But she is scary, too, because she's, like, so buttoned up that you think she's gonna, like, she could crack. A burst. Yeah. And then I love Leslie Bibb as an actress. Me too. I am having a hard time separating the art from the artist. I'm kind of like her character. and then a Bridget LA girl is just dreadful and just so fake holier than thou yeah like so like this show like these recaps are interesting because they the show does a really good job of like creating these really developed characters and you learn more about them as time goes on but in terms of entertaining like I'm watching a show for things to happen and like these recaps are interesting so we what did eight minutes talking about like the things that happened But I watched.

1:24:03Right. Eight minutes. I watched two hours. I watched over two hours of content for eight minutes of interesting. Yeah. That's why it's hard to do what we do. You try being a TV recapper for a day. Try it. I just finished work and it's 519. I just finished White Lotus and it's 1119. It's literally midnight. Okay. Well, we got to get this episode up and out because everybody needs to know everything. Let them know, Coach. thank you guys so much for listening to the Toast on the Monday morning show we deliver the fast-paced stories you need to everybody through Friday on YouTube so you're watching us on YouTube please don't forget to subscribe give us a video thumbs up we're also available as a podcast anywhere podcasts can be found so that's Spotify, iTunes, Stitcher Public Radio, iHeartRadio, CastBox all the places where we listen to podcasts find us at Toast leave a five-star review a bit of beautiful about a stunning and of course about how wickedly talented we are of course love ya bye