Trump Fires Press Secretary Katie Zacharia | with Chris Pratt, Andy Cohen, Joanne McNally | Monday, October 19

0:05From Studio 6B and Rockabullers Center in the heart of New York City, it's the Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Tonight, join Jimmy and his guests Chris Pratt. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Andy Cohen. Comedian Joanne McNally. Hey, hey, hey. And featuring the legendary Roots Crew. 2355. Yeah. And now, here he is, Jimmy Fallon!

0:59Come on. Awesome! Oh, I love it! Oh! I appreciate it. Thank you so much. Enjoy yourself. Enjoy yourself. Relax. Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome to The Tonight Show. This is it. Hi. You're here. Well, guys, the midterm elections are just 15 days away. Yeah. That's not a lot of time. That's only three White House press secretaries from now. You know?

1:29Yeah, everyone's talking about this. President Trump fired his new press secretary, Katie Zachariah, after just five days on the job. Yeah. It's not good when the edible arrangement you got on your first day is still edible on your last day. It's finally ripe. Meanwhile, Kimberly Guilfoyle was like, hey, thanks for changing the subject. She spent just five days in the White House. On the bright side, Melania was like, that's five more than me. Five days. Kash Patel was like, damn, I've had hangovers last longer than that. Of course, now Trump needs a new press secretary, and we got to look at the questions on the official White House job application.

2:09Oh. Yep, check these out. First up, there's...

2:17Up next, there's...

2:23Then there's... attorney on your LinkedIn profile in quotes. Sure. Next up is there, did you audition for the Baywatch reboot? Then there's, just curious, where do you stand on the whole Kelly Clarkson bird thing? Up next there's, are you comfortable traveling in an airport catering truck? That's important to know. Then there's, are you fluent in Spanish? If C, you're already fired.

2:55Up next, there's...

3:04These are good questions. These are good questions.

3:13Yeah, Zachariah was hired on Monday, fired on Friday. Everybody is talking about her, so she actually agreed to join us for a quick interview right now. We're very, very lucky. Katie, thank you so much for being here. Good morning. But it's... Never mind. So tell us, how long did you expect to be White House press secretary? A very long time. And how long did it actually last? Several days. Okay, where did you pass the bar exam? The Western Hemisphere.

3:51Can you be more specific? In Venezuela. No, really, though, where did you get your license to practice law? From Amazon. Got it, got it. Makes sense. Makes sense. And now that you're unemployed, who will you spend your time with? My president, excuse me, my husband. Sure. Well, now Trump needs a new press secretary. Do you know any young blondes who aren't afraid to take on an 80-year-old man? Jake Paul. All right. Hang on. I'm being told the president is announcing his new press secretary right now. Who is it, sir? Nicki Minaj. All right. There you go. Thank you very much. Thank you for joining us.

4:36Thank you very much.

4:43Some more political news. Just days after Vladimir Putin made a deal with Trump to release Russian oil, Trump announced that he was waiving new sanctions on Russia. Trump's approval rating may be terrible in America, but he's polling at 100 % in Moscow. Oh. Meanwhile, apparently, Putin has suggested a joint summit with Trump and Chinese President Xi Jinping to end the war in Ukraine. Those three love each other. For Halloween this year, they're going dressed as Hocus Pocus.

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5:26... ... ... ... Wow. That's almost as much smoke as a regular Tesla. Yeah. If you think that's cool, wait to see your Uber driver do it while scrolling TikTok. The guys who drive Cybertrucks are like, well, my penis is small, but not that small. Yep, Tesla just unveiled a flying car, and the reviews are already in. Check this out. The Tesla Roadster is here, and it goes above and beyond anything you've ever seen. Car and Driver says the future is now. Motor Trend says the sky is the limit. And Newark Air Traffic Control says... Oh, for the love of God, don't do this to us. We're just two guys running our vapes in Celsius.

6:11Last thing we need is some Vin Diesel doing sky donuts. The Tesla Roadster, endorsed by the president. I love Tesla. You know, it's interesting. That's... Wow.

6:27Oh, and this is wild. I heard about a 99-year-old woman in the U.K. who just became the world's oldest wing walker. Oh. She's fine, but everyone else had a heart attack. Grandma! Grandma! Grandma! And, finally, before we move on, I'd like to take a moment to thank some of our sponsors for tonight's show. They don't always fit in commercial breaks, and we want to make sure we mention all of them. It's time for tonight's show sponsors. Tonight's show sponsor. Tonight's show sponsor.

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8:09Joanne McNally: X-Wayton ever. Are you ready? Our first guest is a very talented actor starring in season two of the series, The Terminal List. All eight episodes premiere this Wednesday on Prime Video. Please welcome Chris Pratt!

8:32Man, oh, man, they love you! Hey! Oh! They love you! I love being here. Welcome back to The Tonight Show! The Tonight Show! Looking good. That's, uh, come on. This is what I'm talking about. This is what I'm talking about. You look great. I've got to get into the terminal list. I want to get into so many things. Congrats on that. But first, this is a certificate I'm going to show that you just received May 23rd, 2026. Hole number 8, 119 yards. You, my friend, got a hole in one. Yes! I got a whole lot of baby. What? Talk to me about this, and this is exciting. I know you've golfed for a long time.

9:16Yes, it was a... Yeah, I've golfed for about the last 10 years. Yeah. And so, as long as... You've been on, what, 11 years? Yeah. This is my 10th appearance on your show. Did you know that? Pretty cool. Thank you for doing that. Oh, my God. Are you kidding me? It's... I love it. But, yeah, I've been golfing about the amount of time that you've been doing this show. And so in the golf game, it's relatively new. And some people go their whole life. They never get a hole in one. Never. I'm on the eighth hole, Ojai Valley. And I know this is very exciting for all of you. Buckle up. And it was this hole that I never do very well on.

9:49And I always hit it short. And I said, it's 119. I'm going to hit it. I'm going to club up on it. I'm going to hit a pitching wedge, which usually is going to go, if I really connect, it's going to go way too far. And I really connected. And I was like, oh, dang it. I knew that was going to happen, you know? And it hit the green. It was kind of blind shot. The pin was in a spot. You couldn't see the ball land, so it landed. And then another guy hit the ball up on the green, too. And I had these meta glasses. I didn't even think to turn them on, because I'm so beat up by the par threes. Man, I knew I didn't have them on.

10:18Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not even pressing the button. Yeah. You know, like, Shawshank Redemption? When Morgan Freeman finally gets parole? Yes. But it's because he goes in there and he's like, man, rehabilitation, that's just a word. or just stamp the paper. I'm not getting out of here. I felt like Morgan Freeman on the way. I didn't consider I might have a hole in one. So when you hit it, it landed on the green? Landed on the green, and then my friend Johnny ran up there. And I was like, dude, I know it's long. And he's like, no, my God! And he ran. He jumped through the air. And I caught him in my arms, and we danced.

10:52You danced with me? Oh, we danced. Oh, we danced. It was amazing. It was my friend's wedding. My friend Jack was getting married. And I felt a little bad because the whole wedding, everyone's like, dude! This is the greatest day of your life! No, no, no, no, no. It's her day. He's like, thanks, bro. We'll talk later. I'll meet you at the bar. But yeah, we can talk about it. And I was truly shocked. Congratulations, bud. That's fantastic. Oh, it was awesome. Did you get a frame? Did you have the ball? Oh, here's the thing. on the next hole, I was... On the ninth hole, it's right next to the driving range.

11:33I had FaceTimed my... Catherine, and I was FaceTiming some friends, and I quickly tee up, and I just hit a big slice. I'm like, oh, dang it, and I hit it into the driving range, you know? And my friend's like, that wasn't the ball, was it? It was the ball. Oh, no, my gosh. No, no, no. Oh, no, no, no. I went up into that driving range. There's, like, 10 ,000 white balls. And I'm down in a little corner that they can't see. I'm like, incoming! It's like everyone's aiming at you. Every single... I find the ball. I got the ball. You can't? Yeah, yeah. So, honey, if you're watching this for Christmas, I want her to put it in a shadow box and make it cute with a certificate and stuff.

12:08Yes. And next time you come on the show, please bring it on the show. Okay. I'd love to show it. Congratulations. Thank you. Thank you. Catherine will work on this. It's a big deal, bud. Dreams can come true. That's a big deal. It was a big deal. I love that. I was reading up on you, as I do every time before you come on the show. It's your 10th time. We showed your original head shot. But then I found something, and I want to ask you if this is true. There was a chance one part of your career where you were thinking about having a different name, a name change, not Chris Pratt. No, that's right.

12:39It was early. The back story is I was discovered at a restaurant in Maui called the Bubba Gump Shrimp Company. Oh, yeah. A waiter came in, or a director came in. I was waiting tables and gave me an audition, and that changed my life. And I had a name tag that I'd written Christopher on, and there's only like a middle part where it doesn't rub off, and the Sharpie on the outside rubbed off, and over time it just said Christo. And so at Bubba Gump, everyone thought my name was Christo. And so everyone called me Christo, hey, Christo, Christo. And I was like, that's kind of fire. I think I'm gonna go...

13:16With just Christo? Mono name, like, you know... Madonna or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Christo. I was almost... You were Oma Christo. I really considered it. Like, maybe like a magician or something. I would say Christo would be... Yeah, yeah. ...or a stripper. Ladies and gentlemen, Christo. Oh, yeah. I'll do it, too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh!

13:47Ow! Ow! Dude, the inner... The rip-away... The tearaway pants, yeah. I should have worn my tearaway pants. Oh, I have your first headshot here, by the way. What is this guy's name? That's Christo. This is Christo. There he is. Oh, yeah. Stud. That's the best. That kind of looks like a Christo. I like it. Actually, I could see Christo in this guy. That's like, yeah. He's full of Christo. Oh, man. How is the fam, by the way? How is everyone doing? How are the kids? How is everybody? Everyone is so good. We're so blessed, man. I have four children now, and... Do you do Halloween? Do you do the whole deal?

14:22We don't celebrate, uh, the Devil's Holiday. No, we do Halloween. Yeah, we're gonna do Halloween. My kids love it, and, uh, all the neighborhood... neighbors go all off, and... Yeah. Our kids dress up every day anyways. They're always wearing costumes. Yeah. So, I don't know. You're an actor. Yeah. So you have wigs around the house? Yeah, you same, right? Yeah, that's a good idea. You got wigs, you got costumes. They're gonna... They've been wearing this purple, like, space cadet costume, the girls. for, like, the last couple weeks. Do you dress up? I end up not... Usually it's like I want to.

14:56I have good intentions. And then last minute I'm like, oh, I was supposed... And same with Catherine. We're so worried about the kids. And then she'll just throw on some, like, cat ears, and I'll put on a cowboy hat or something and be like, oh, I'm a cowboy. Yeah. And do people recognize you when you go trick-or-treating? Cowboy Christo. That I would pay to see a strip club. Yeah, Cowboy Christo. That's the one, yeah. He's choosing Texas, I can tell by the way. Yeah, yeah. Hey, let's talk about season two of The Terminal List. By the way, you came on for season one, and it was a smash hit for Prime Video.

15:32Smash, congratulations on doing season two. Thank you so much. It's massive. That's really... Oh, thank you. You started it, you produced it. Yes. And I remember you were even telling me about it. You're like, dude, I put a lot of work into this one, man. It's like, it was from scratch. This is not an easy thing to put together. and season two took a couple years. Yeah, it took a while. So it's been four years since season one came out. We did a prequel season in the middle. And there was, you know, no excuses. There were strikes and all kinds of various things that prevented us from going back into production.

15:58And it's really ambitious. It's based on a series of books by New York Times best-selling author Jack Carr, who's a former Navy SEAL. And it's about a Navy SEAL. Yeah, let's go. Give it up. That's right, yeah. Our special operator. And a lot of Navy SEALs are involved with production and cast and crew. That's right. Yeah, we have 17 veterans on our production. Good for you, bud. Thank you. Yeah, you know, two or three special operators that are executive producers, plus we had Ray Mendoza who was our director who directed this great film, Warfare. Yes, he came on and directed. Jared Shaw, who's my partner on this, he's the EP and a writer.

16:40We just have Navy SEALs all over the place. It's really cool. And why do you think people loved the first season? I think it really just... It connected with an audience that I've... We kind of look at it as it's a bit of an underserved audience, you know? We just wanted to make an unapologetic, patriotic, kick-ass action show, and the audience really turned up, and I think people like it. We have... You know, everything I learned about combat, I learned from watching movies and stuff, you know? Like, I've never been to Fallujah or anything like that. you know, and God bless these guys. It gets bad at Bugger and Shrimp Company, but I mean, it doesn't get that.

17:17I got some sports. Nothing to compare, yeah, yeah. But these guys, they have a real eye for combat based on their experience, and it's really authentic. Like, more and more of these people come out of the woodwork, veterans will come up and say, I just want you to know, I served, I did a couple of deployments, and the action, the behavior, the tactics, the jargon, the decorum, all of it is really authentic. and I think that's why people like it. Yeah. Quality show is great. Quality show. Congratulations on this. Yeah, yeah. Do we have to set up season two? What's happening this season? Yeah, season two.

17:55So the first season was really this dark psychological thriller about a Navy SEAL who gets vengeance on these people who are responsible for conspiracy that wiped out his platoon and killed his family and gave him a tumor in his brain. So that's the story. And it ends with him basically getting vengeance on everybody on his list and sailing away. So the second episode, based on the book, becomes more of like a globe-trotting global spy thriller. It's about espionage. It's international. We're in multiple locations. We shot in South Africa and the Limpopo province of Africa. And we shot in Marrakesh and Tangiers.

18:35That's why it takes four years. We've got London and we've got Greece and Ukraine and D.C. We were all over the place. It feels very much like a big, wide-open spy thriller. And that's how it plays. Come on! Oh, my goodness. Chris Pratt, everybody! Season 2 of The Terminal List comers this Wednesday on Prime Video. Andy Cohen joins us after the break. Stick around, everybody!

19:07Just get the rest of the way we're going to be there.

19:12Our next guest is an Emmy and Peabody-winning producer, a New York Times best-selling author, and the host of Watch What Happens Live. He's now celebrating 20 years of The Real Housewives with Andy's Bravo scrapbook, which is available everywhere tomorrow. Please welcome Andy Cohen!

19:44Feel the love! Feel the love for Andy Cohen in the house! Wow. Nice. Looking good, bud. Jim Jam, how you doing? Andy, this book is available everywhere tomorrow. Everywhere. I have a coffee table book. I've always wanted a coffee table book, and now I have one. And I took most of these pictures myself. Isn't that bizarre? It's crazy. I was saying, I go, wow, good for iPhone. And you're like, dude, some of these are on a Blackberry. Blackberry, digital cam. It was 20 years ago. I know, but mainly iPhone. Yeah, mainly iPhone. Before we get into these photos, which they're all amazing, and the stories are amazing as well.

20:25Thank you. I want to talk about a photo that kind of took over the Internet this summer. It's a picture of you on the beach. And let me say something. People are kind of going nuts for this guy. Okay.

20:39Okay, more people sent me this. Okay, y 'all, it's A.I. That is not me. And second of all, do you think that I'm gonna wear a micro bikini and with no genitalia whatsoever? I look like a Ken doll. People are sending me this. They're looking good. I go, who do you think I am? No, you know what, but I was gonna ask you, how long were you in the cold water? Yeah, I mean, actually. Yes! But this is AI. Yes, Jimmy. I know you real well. First of all, you know what? You've seen me in swim trunks, which is what I wear. I don't wear Speedos. You do not wear Speedos. No, I do not. Well, interesting, because I actually found an old photo of you in a Speedo.

21:29This is real. Okay, hold on. Dude, that's... mowing the lawn speedo. That's... That's special, obviously. Yes, everyone's got their mowing the lawn speedo, yes. But this made me laugh. This is so bad. That made me laugh, dude. I'm like, he must be going nuts. Look, you've gotten an Emmy. You've gotten a Peabody. Yeah, I got a coffee table. You have a book available everywhere tomorrow. Yes. Andy's Bravo scrapbook. But even better than that, You have your own trash can. I do, yes. The folks in our neighborhood at Watch What Happens Live, they gave me a key to Hudson Square, which is a kind of fake, made-up neighborhood name, I think.

22:20I've never heard of Hudson Square. Right, exactly. No one has. But they also, they named, they made Andy Cohen's trash can. That's me at the dedication of it. I showed up at the dedication. There's a stanchion. There's a stanchion with a tiny red carpet. That is true. A stanchion. There's red... Oh, my God. Then these spectators are my staff from What's What I'm Inside. And let me say... It looks like a Hollywood premiere. It's so bad. Jim Jam has his name on 30 Rock. Okay? It says The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon. Yeah, on the building. I have my name on a trash can. Yeah, that's not bad.

23:01In a fake neighborhood. That's not... Not many people have that. Yes. Not many people have that. No, they don't. You know what you should do? Because you have great merch, by the way. You have great stuff on where you have your cell... You should make this... You ever seen, like, Disneyland? Their trash cans are amazing. Disney World and Disneyland. Really? And they make salt and pepper shakers out of the trash cans. That's so cute. I didn't know that. It's the most... Wow. I want them. I want this on... I want that. What's the website for the Bravo where I can get my mazels? Oh, shopbybravo.com.

23:28There you go. That's what's on it. By the way, that's where you can get your Jimmy Fallon shots, which is a bestseller. And I would say order now for Christmas. It's a great idea. It is, right? Yeah, it's good, yeah. There's so many great photos in here. I personally, I was like, this is so funny. That's from my baby shower. That's just a little candid of Tamra. Tamra is just a badass. Yes, yes. She's fantastic. I'm like, that should have been kind of the cuff. She's so fun. Everything in here made me laugh. There's also every cast, every season. Every reunion. When you do this, Andy, I've talked to you about this, but when you started this thing, do you go, did you have any idea it was going to be a hit at all?

24:09You're like, no. No. No. Not like this. Not like I'm on The Tonight Show talking about it 20 years later. Yeah. Absolutely not. And you dedicate the book to all the Bravo Leopardies. Yes, all the Bravo Leopardies and Housewives. Yeah. What a long, strange trip it's been. I saw that quote. Yes, that's right. There's mom and dad in here. Yes. There's Lucy and Ben. This is a really funny picture of Lucy kind of giving Countess Luann the stink eye a little bit. She's like, what is a Countess? Yeah. What is happening here? It's so fun. It's great. There's also a picture in here of the whole baby shower.

24:46Yes. And everyone showed up for you. Not only everyone, not only every housewife, but John Mayer showed up. Oh, that's a... That's a fun. That's a good friend. So funny. And this was John's profile picture on his Raya profile for a while. Which, I mean, that would get my attention if I was a lady. By the way, he has a new song coming out. That sounds fantastic. It's so good. Tom and Jerry, it comes out next week. Yeah, I heard about it. I'm excited. Congrats, John. It's a really good song.

25:19You get really involved with this stuff. You're always thinking, you're like, no, I'm doing this thing. Jim Jam, I can't do it because I got to go to this. I'm doing a reunion over here. But even down to the seating chart. Yes. You do the seating chart at the reunions. They're very, people care, and the housewives care where they're sitting. And usually if the two people who are, you know, in the most heat. Mess. Yes. Or heat. Yes. Are sitting right here next to me on either side. And then we don't put people who are not getting along next to each other. We put them across from each other to get clear kind of camera shots.

25:59Was it last year or two years ago, you walked off set? I did. It was so bad. I couldn't get anyone's attention at the Salt Lake City reunion. You said enough is enough. And I was like, you know what? I'm out. And I walked over there, but then I was like, what am I doing? Because guess who's not going to make his dinner reservation? Me. Yeah, you got to go down and finish everything. I got to do, we got to land this plane. You do it so well, and it seems like it's just so fun to watch. I've told you, it's on in my house 24-7. I know. Nancy, you got to bring this book to Nancy. She's going to love it.

26:32Yeah, exactly. We're going to freak out. Congratulations on this. I thought, in celebration of the Andy's Bravo scrapbook, I thought I could ask you a few lightning round questions. Okay, great. Okay. Tell me which Bravo show you'd pick for each answer. Okay. Can we get a little lighting change or some music or something? Ooh. Here we go. Look at this. Look at this. Andy, which Bravo show has had the most shocking plot twist? You know what? I'd say Summer House last season had a pretty shocking plot twist. With Wes. Wes. Wes and Amanda, yes. That was crazy. I'm still not over. Yeah, me either.

27:09Yeah. Which show has had the most intense reunion? I would say Jersey consistently has had the most intense reunions. Season two. One of the best. I was pushed like a rag doll. Yes, yes, you are. Sorry, I apologize. Which show has had the best original song? Oh, wow. To come out of it or theme song of the show? No, to come out of it. To come out of it? Well, I mean, you know, you got to go back to the canon. Tardy for the party. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely. That's the greatest. Come on. Almost time for a remix on that one. Maybe. Yeah, yeah. All right. Which show has had the craziest cast parties?

27:53Oh, I mean, all of them. These people are, you know, they're partiers. They're ragers. Yes, they're ragers. But you know what's funny? Do you look at some of the older ones and you go, this is before they were dressed like they're going to the Met Gala? Well, yeah, no. I mean, you know, the reunions, you look at the old pictures, they look like they're having lunch at Saks. And now it is the Met Gala. Yes. So it's wild. It's wild. All right. Yes. Finally, which show has the best one-liners? Oh, wow. I'm gonna give it to Atlanta. Yes! Good call! I agree with you on that one. Andy Cohen, congratulations.

28:26The book is available everywhere. Andy's Bravo Scrapbook. We'll be right back with more. Tonight, everybody, pick this up in the holidays. It's a great gift.

28:55We'll be taking her Netflix special at Town Hall November 7th as part of the New York Comedy Festival, making her Tonight Show debut. Please welcome the very funny Joanne McNally.

29:19Hello! Thank you.

29:23Joanne McNally: My name is Jerome McNally. I'm from Ireland. Now, I know we speak the same language, but I still have had some linguistic issues. I've been calling your 401k an AK-47. I apologise. I am a 43-year-old single, unfertilised woman. Now, I'll tell you, I found turning 40 very empowering. Because sometimes they tell women that when you turn 40, no one fancies you anymore, your bits crack off, and you die. Because men are attracted to fertility. They can smell eggs. They're like truffle pigs for eggs. So if men don't fancy you, you cease to physically exist. I'd say there's a lot of men looking at this show tonight wondering why there's a floating microphone on the stage.

30:20Joanne McNally: And a bag of hair. So when I heard that, and I was like, oh, women become invisible. Hmm, maybe that's what paranormal activity is. Maybe there's no such thing as poltergeists. It's just older women trying to get their husband's attention. Smashing up the kitchen. Throwing forks at their husband's head. They're like, Barry, look at me. I'm still alive. Barry is like, oh my God, the house is haunted. There's a poltergeist making the beds and emptying the dishwasher. All Barry can see is the babysitter. I actually just moved out of my mother's attic. I was dumped by a very ungrateful bald man who I will call Pichel for legal reasons.

31:13Joanne McNally: Now, I don't know if anyone else has been broken up with by someone significantly less attractive than them, but it's jarring. I actually stopped him in the middle of his breakup speech. I said, Michael, can I stop you there? Because this conversation sounds like you think you've got a full head of hair.

31:41Joanne McNally: maybe even a fringe Michael or bangs as you'd say here in my new home anyway there I was in my mother's attic there was a lot of crying, a lot of journaling I had an adult colouring in book do you know how mad you have to be to get one of them unhinged so between the journaling and the attic all the girls were calling me Joanne Frank which was obviously hilarious I would describe myself as romantically adventurous I will travel for love and by that I mean if you block me online you better block the dog door because I'm coming over

32:26Joanne McNally: I've no hobbies it's really sad I wish I was the kind of girl who when the sun comes out, it's like, oh, let's get the bicycles. It's not me. I'm an indoor gal. My favourite hobby is lying in bed covered in my own chip dust. Watching Koreans sanitise their apartments on TikTok. I love it! Hook it to my veins! Sometimes men will ask me on dates, what do you like to do in your spare time, Joanne? And I say, nothing, Darren, because it's spare. I used to lie to men because that's how you catch them.

33:11Joanne McNally: They'd be like, do you have any hobbies? And I'd be like, of course I do. I'm all hobby. Ask the girls. They can't get me out of my canoe. No, I don't bother. They're like, you into sports? And I say, come here. I cycle menstrually, and that's enough for me. That's enough for me.

33:35Joanne McNally: I'm losing eggs. According to my doctor, I'm losing eggs. That's what he said. I said, excuse me, I don't like your tone. That sounds very victim-shaming. Like I've left them drunk in the back of a taxi. Where are they going? You're the doctor, put a basket in, for God's sake. Save them.

34:00Joanne McNally: I love wine.

34:06Joanne McNally: All the colours. I love them all. I don't discriminate. And I have the palate of a ditch pig. I drink it out of a hubcap. But this I have learnt. Drinking in the bath is chic. Almost wellness. But if you start drinking standing up in the shower, it is a flag. Stay seated. I can't keep secrets. They give me a UTI. That's literally what secrets are. They are trapped dirt. Nothing excites me more than one of the girls says, I have something to tell you, but you can't tell anyone. Nothing makes me fizz inside my body. my eyes would roll back in my head from the excitement I'm like what is it Carol?

34:59Joanne McNally: Tell me! She's like I mean it Joanne it's just the excitement of releasing these secret ferrets into the wild I love it but they don't trust me anymore so I have to lie I'm like come on Carol give me the goods She's like Joanne can I trust you? I say Carol and then I tell her the biggest lie known to womankind sure who would I tell?

35:23Joanne McNally: I'm telling everyone I'm telling everyone everything but I still have to go one step further because she still doesn't trust me I'm like, Carol, you have my word I'll take it to the grave but the grave is actually the name of a group chat that she's not in Thank you, I'll beat you up at night Come on, what are you talking about? That's how you do it. No, come on. Look at that. Standing Earth! Standing Earth! Joanne McNally! See Joanne during the New York Comedy Festival at Town Hall, November 7th. We'll be right back, everybody. Come on!

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