Conor McGregor: tell him I’m his daddy | Part two

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0:42I've not left the house. No. Curtains have been drawn. We signed up for one of those food delivery Go Fresh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get in a cab to work. I'm not leaving. Long weekend just staring through the curtains. Bit like Conor McGregor's life actually, isn't it? Coked up in a bedroom. Actually, I think the problem for him is that he insists on going out and about when he's fucked. Yeah, just stay at home, mate. Close the curtains. I don't think he does much of the afters at home thing. It seems to be very like... In your face. Public. Daylight. Yeah. Well, he's about to embrace that whole vibe because at the end of part one, where we left, I was about to say our hero, where we left Connor off, he was riding high.

1:24He was the most feared MMA fighter in the world. He's about to take on Khabib in the most eagerly anticipated UFC fight of all time. But it's about to get very ugly. It's getting really heated. And McGregor's particularly angry at, there's some slight at some point from Khabib to like a member of Conor's team, like a fellow fighter. And so he decides to land the first blow. So Khabib's fighting in Brooklyn like a couple of months before their battle. He's like fighting a UFC weekend at the Barclays Center. And Conor and his entourage go down there to the arena and wait for him. And, you know, it's your classic waiting by the bike sheds.

2:06Yeah. Tough guys. It's again, it's like, Khabib's got another fight on. And Conor's just like, this has to be about me again, right? But I think that's just the theater. Yeah. You know? But like, how's he? We'll watch the video in a second. but how does he get into where the bus is parking up? Well, I think it's just like a car park. You go in. Also, it's a UFC weekend. If Conor McGregor shows up, you probably let him in. Yeah. And I make him show his security pass. And I think it's good for UFC, this sort of shit. Well, yeah. So basically what happens is they are waiting outside for Khabib. They see him getting onto a bus.

2:41That's, I don't know, taking people to the hotels and they start yelling, banging on the windows. You know, they're trying to get at him. And then Conor picks up a steel trolley. you know, like a dolly thing. And throws it through the window of the bus.

2:59There they are, the mob. Needed that arrow.

3:10I'm sorry, but that feels a little staged. What, really? Why is no one screamed? You go, fuck. Fuck. That's all his crew. Yeah. Yeah, and then it continues. He tries to do it again. Feels a bit WWF, but maybe not. I'll link to the video. I don't think it is staged because several other fighters are on board who get gashes and cuts and get ruled out of fights. Fucking hell. Yeah. Dana White, the head of the UFC, calls him disgusting. And McGregor hands himself into the police. Is this a point where his, like, pre-fight build-up stuff goes too far? Because a lot of the time it's like, obviously, it's all for the cameras.

3:47the sort of bravado in the pre-match conferences and like squaring up to each other, having little like scraps in the corridor with the backroom staff. But like - And it's funny in the past. Yeah. And like, I think this as well is, it's done for the cameras, obviously. They knew that there'd be camera crews down there and they're playing up to it. But like, it's pretty mental. Yeah. Yeah. And it's just like, it's lost the like, the humor and the cheekiness has been replaced by just like outright aggression. He's starting to lose it. He does a plea deal with the police, so he avoids jail or losing his US visa, but he has to do five days community service and an anger management course.

4:28Fuck me, can you imagine being on an anger management course with Colin McGregor? Something tells me five days ain't going to cut off. How long is the course? Okay, guys, let's talk about a time where we didn't feel safe. Can everyone bring out their journals? to be fair you'd probably be less angry on the anger management course if he's there yeah yeah yeah his entire career has been about anger management but more sort of anger channeling yeah yeah so then after that the fight still goes ahead but it's it's getting quite unpleasant in the build-up he tries to make Khabib have some of his whiskey you know he's got his own brand of whiskey um at the press conference and Khabib refuses because he's a devout muslim fair enough At which point Conor calls him a backwards cunt.

5:14However, Khabib has the last laugh because he wins the fight and then he can't resist jumping out of the octagon to attack one of McGregor's teammates, Dylan Dennis. Do you remember him? So it ends up this whole melee after the fight. It's like a real drama. Both of them get huge fines and bans. I think Khabib pays$500 ,000 fine. Fucking hell. Something nuts like that. For jumping out of the octagon to fight him. But I get, like, you do see that quite a lot at UFC fights, right? It's sort of part of the spectacle. It's the fight after the fight. Is it a bit like in football when they're like, when the players are all like sort of shoving and the commentator has to be like, no one likes to see this.

5:55In reality, it's a bit of a spectacle. Yeah, I guess it's that double game. Anyway, after that, McGregor's career is just on a severe downward trajectory. He's really finished as a top level fighter. Yeah, and there are also some very grim allegations that emerge in early 2019. So we can't really tell Conor McGregor's story without talking about this. So early 2019, he's investigated by police for an alleged sexual assault of a woman in a hotel in Dublin the previous December. It's not the only complaint that the police receive. They also receive allegations from a woman who said that McGregor had sexually assaulted her in a car outside a pub in Dublin as well.

6:41So Connors, arrested and questioned about this, denies both of the claims, and he ends up being released. He doesn't face criminal prosecution for it. The hotel case does go to a civil trial in November 2024, where the woman testifies that McGregor put her in a chokehold, threatened to kill her. during their encounter in this hotel room. And the civil trial finds that McGregor did rape her. Fucking hell. And they order him to pay her 250 ,000 euros in damages plus her 1.5 million euros in legal fees. Why was it 1.5 million? That seems fucking huge. He's got such expensive lawyers. It must take so much to just get that over the line, right?

7:27Yeah, yeah, yeah. which shows what it fucking takes to like prove that someone's like that yeah there are some fucking horrible aspects to it obviously we're not going to get into that yeah um but it's i mean there have been these are not the only allegations that have been made against connor of this nature throughout his career this is the only one that in a civil trial has been proven um but obviously it casts a massive shadow over connor's whole career and character really is I mean he's a rapist and a scumbag is inescapable because I keep thinking what's the point where all these people who hero worshipped him like dropped out because people used to really fight his corner even when he was doing quite bad stuff and I was kind of thinking like oh those people are so shallow but then I was thinking like once someone is proven to be a rapist it is legit to change your mind about them like this kind of loses it you can be an arrogant prick you can be rude I mean he's a bit of comedy but this just sort of brings him over to a lot of people have abandoned obviously this only was proven in court, what, like 18 months ago?

8:30So it's taken that long for people to like. Yeah, I mean, I think the case has been rumbling on for a long time, and I think a lot of people made their minds up about him as a result of all of these allegations, which are often very difficult to prove, but he's without doubt a fucking bastard. You wait till he finds you in Dublin. You heard me, Connor? um zach v connor oh god doesn't bear thinking about does it um um so amidst all this back in 2019 as these these allegations are swirling connor announces his retirement from mma for the second time um yeah he's basically going full-time just like party cokey animal cokey although just because he's retired from the octagon doesn't mean he has to stop fighting so we need to stay sharp yeah exactly you gotta you don't want to get ring rust creeping in do you which probably explains why quite soon after retiring he's just walking down like down a concourse in miami when you know there's some fans around him being a bit annoying filming him and he just grabs one of their phones chucks it on the ground and stamps on it uh he gets arrested for that um which yeah i mean i guess it must be fucking i was gonna say face all the time yeah so yeah maybe there's some sort of mitigation I still feel like they've got off lightly there phone smashed unfortunately there's no excuse for what happens a few months later so Connor is back home in Dublin he's in the Marble Arch pub promoting his whiskey brand what is it Proper 12 it's called we're going to go for a pint when we're over there go for a little wee drama Proper 12 nightcap anyway Connor's there I say promoting his whiskey it's weird the bar's like half empty and he's just walking around with a bottle like getting people to do shots of it but it's not a busy so I don't know if he just rocked up but there's this one bloke at the bar he's just minding his own business he doesn't want anything to do with this bollocks promotion thing and Connor keeps asking him to have a shot of whiskey it's a weird power play isn't it have a shot of my whiskey it's very ego trippy like come on drink my drink have a fucking drink with me and when the bloke finally refuses for good McGregor smacks him we've got CCTV footage watching here it's a proper sucker punch as well the bloke's looking away it's not a busy pub it's just like it's empty poor bloke, he's minding his own business get us a wee drab my whiskey because they're not in his grill he's handing all the glasses out because no one no one seems particularly fussed about it being Conor McGregor right he really loves promoting that fucking whiskey doesn't he I reckon the bloke probably said something like I don't give a shit about any whiskey yeah fuck your whiskey oh other men say what he was bundled oh I mean you just would not want to get a right hook from that geezer would you it's actually not a right hook it's a proper sucker punch the bloke's looking away yeah it's a left hook and also he's old yeah like you're like the world's most dangerous fighter and your sucker punch punching a fucking granddad.

11:46The whole scene's really weird. Like there's one bloke who's just like got his back to it and not really nods it. It's quite funny. The bloke would just completely ignore it all. Yeah. Exactly. The regular just keeps sipping your pint. Racing post. But he... Well, I don't get it. He actually weather's that punch as well. Yeah, he wears it. We're tough on Ireland, mate. We're tough. Serious. Seriously. We're tough. We're tough. But like the pub's half empty. I don't know what the... It's not like an event. Yeah. Anyway, this bloke who literally just wore it. He turns out to be a grandfather and a regular of the pub for 14 years named Desmond Keogh.

12:19And Desmond Keogh, I think, could have got a couple of mil out of this. Yeah, he's a fucking cleaners, mate. But he doesn't. He's quite like, I guess sort of like level-headed about it. When they interview him, he's quite like, look, obviously he should face the charges and stuff, but like, I just don't want anything to do with that. It's quite an Irish way to look at it. Yeah, he doesn't want to fuss. Yeah. You could have milked it. Just get on with it. In America, you're getting fucking milked, aren't you? That's what Irish are like. Anyway, McGregor does end up being convicted of assault, but no jail, which you think by this point, he might, he might be jail might be on the cards.

12:53His lawyer reads out this like quite boilerplate apology. That's obviously been drafted on his behalf. I'm not sure Connor exactly means it though, because two years later, the press report that Connor McGregor has bought the pub where it happened, the marble arch. And they tracked down McGregor and they ask him, is it true? Have you bought the pub and he replies yeah and your man's barred fucking hell i actually think that's pretty funny two years later massive grudge yeah i think that was pretty funny that is that is good buying the pub and barring so did he just been a local been a been a regular for 14 years as he made it into one of those guys for the first time if anything he hasn't actually he hasn't actually he could have caught it he could have come after corner a lot harder like he said yeah he's got she owes this guy one yeah as he made it into one of his fucking stout pubs or whatever it is you know probably probably yeah because he has his own like guinness kind of guinnessy pub type vibes it's like weatherspoons on fucking steroids yeah which fucking worse vibe that apparently it's not doing that well have you tried the stout yeah i have tried it it's like a sweeter guinness someone said yeah i mean it's very similar to guinness i'm not to be honest that's a relief because you ever like occasionally they'll like, oh, we haven't got Guinness and you get a stout and you're like, what the fuck is this?

14:14Yeah, it's not bad. What do you do instead of splitting the G with four jar of stout? Split the F. You're splitting the skull. Just use the glass to split a local skull. Split the gram. Split a gram. Do you think that was the tasting notes for his new stout? How does it go with the pears? how many pints of forge before i want to buy a bag of coke speedy pub grub off a blow with paint on his trainers it pairs beautifully great nose on it um yeah i do think it's quite funny that he bought the pub because he only bought the pub to ban the guy yeah yeah yeah actually in that court case it turns out that conor mcgregor has 18 prior convictions fuck um most of them for driving offenses, including one that he himself described as appalling, where he jumped a red light, drove onto the wrong side of the road and nearly collided head first with another car coming the other way.

15:18Another time he was caught doing 100 miles an hour on the motorway by the guard of the Irish police who chased him down, got him to stop, and when they asked him to step out the car, he goes, are you taking a piss? Say sorry! How would you say sorry? I would apologize to absolutely not. drink my whiskey he's got it in his hand do you know what for this era basically like sort of 2019 onwards you rarely see a picture of him where he's not holding the whiskey in his hand yeah I mean that's what I mean he promotes it every fucking way doesn't he which does work yeah yeah he does actually he does do one UFC fight in January 2020 COVID Eve he comes out of retirement to fight Donald Cerrone who he beats in 40 seconds he seems to get a lot of fights done real quick doesn't he this is just just wants a payday got legal bills to pay yeah and there's there's more legal bills coming his way uh because in september 2020 connor's arrested again uh this time in corsica for alleged indecent exposure and and a sexual assault in a bar uh so he spends two days in custody over there uh but the case is dropped eight months later because of a lack of sufficient evidence which happens he gets off the hook with that a lot yeah and then in January 2021 despite having already retired three times Conor arranges a fight with Dustin Poirier back again so it's a rematch of their 2014 bout that he'd won this time though he loses first knockout loss of his career and he's actually he's so badly injured in this fight that he gets a six month medical suspension from fighting fucking hell when that medical suspension expires he wastes no time in fighting Dustin Poirier for a third time 10th of July 2021 loses again in round one he's finished now he's passed it from what I've read on the forums the UFC heads reckon his legs were just gone they call him legs goner McGregor

17:22I suppose that will put a lot of pressure on the knees doesn't it yeah the weird I think in these fights with Dustin Poirier, he breaks his tibia. Wasn't it between those two fights when he punched the bloke in the pub as well? I think it was. Yeah, yeah. That was his warm-up. Training. Yeah. I was in the zone.

17:46And he maybe has good reason to be trying to get his name in the headlines again, because around this time, he launches Forged Irish Stout. Oh, that's the Stout. there's a couple of quite good stories in Pop Bitch about his promotional tour for the new beer, where he basically goes around these various Irish pubs in the UK and Ireland. Starts with people. Yeah, I mean, pretty much. And he's got a bit of a routine. So apparently he arrives with an entourage of security, all these promo girls who flank him as he walks in. And he then basically spends the entire night in the toilets. So he gets his security to close them off.

18:24and he's just in there with these promo girls. We had a couple of people message us as well about this nightclub in Dublin where Connor was a bit of a regular and he had a very similar routine where he'd get his security to close off the bathrooms and even get them to bring furniture from the club into the toilets and just turn it into this makeshift VIP area where him and his mates would just do gear and bring in girls to shagging toilets. So you just sat at a table. Sat on the disabled bog. With a table. Nightclub toilets, just grim place. Tiled. Yeah, like, you don't have to be in the nightclub.

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19:46Go to your happy price. Priceline. Actually Jacob Hawley From Screen Rock Podcast Shared a similar story On Mike and Vittorio's podcast Which we've got a clip of here Every big boxing event now It's just accepted That McGregor will be there With the Irish stout Geared off his fucking nut And it's so obvious It's kind of divorced uncle Coked up vibes at a wedding How are you going? How are you going? How are you going to have fun? I know you're going to have fun It's always to promote this forged Irish stat. So one of our mates went to an event, and it was kind of like him and influencers with the beer.

20:27Fuck knows how it's supposed to sell beer. They see him coming out of the cab outside, and it's like he bursts through the window. He's like...

20:40This is the best McGregor impression I've ever seen. So he gets in. Even though it's not a fight, they've got like ring girls for him and he's just trying to talk to everyone and they're like the last ones left the ring girls he clearly realised he wants to shag one of them what an epiphany to have he said to one of his bodyguards he sort of went up to them and they know what he means and our friend saw the bodyguard pull out one condom and a bottle of lube and he just, McGregor pockets it arms around the girls into a disabled toilet and literally like six minutes later just like how he got out of the car door he just burst out of the table like it's like with Conor McGregor he shagging doesn't take any of the energy out of him yeah yeah yeah still cracking up yeah he's big on shagging in toilets you hear so many stories about that yeah I guess you can have as much gear as you want in there as well yeah anyway after that that video went quite big and Conor started commenting on Mike Rice's Instagram I'm calling him inbred.

21:45No way. Which may be us after. Kind of mad to think he's like watching that shit. Sitting in his little... Yeah. Makes you think, what else is he watching? Am I going to be in Dublin soon? I don't want to be alone. I sort of hoped that by the time we were in Dublin, he would have moved to Dubai. I thought he'd be a Dubai guy. Yeah, he's got that vibe. I guess they're quite tight on the old drug laws, aren't they? True. Yeah, yeah. He's not sipping any beak in Dubai, is he? But is he not... You know how everyone says that all the shakes and stuff are all like doing gear and brassing. Really? Yeah, yeah.

22:16Constant. I thought you got your fucking hands chopped off. A couple of them are gay as well and are just like shagging blokes and it's like fine for them. They're just above the law. Yeah. So like, and I reckon those blokes like UFC. Would you agree with that? That like Saudi disowned crowd. That's like, So I thought maybe he'd be given that status and they just like let him. A lot of them do drugs. Maybe he's not above the crown princes just yet. No, but I think the crown prince would love him and get him in. Anyway. yeah gonna have to fire up the VPN and start posting the pod from abroad so that he doesn't don't know where we are doesn't know where we're coming to Connor we're coming to you from Albania actually he probably does know some quite a lot of Albania Albania's one of the countries quite a lot of mates in Albania quite a lot of contacts certainly a fan of their produce yeah NordVPN would be the answer for doing that you could pretend you're posting your pod from anywhere because it lets you change your location or if you're looking to access material that's not available in your region.

23:13You can do it with NordVPN. Sports matches, something fruitier. You could stream all your favorite content. Probably MMA, actually. Am I breaking a law? I feel like UFC fans were early adopters of VPNs. Yeah. Right? Because I reckon you can get some pretty fruity cage fighting on Russian servers. Yeah. Really, really, really dark stuff. Yeah, they love that shit in Russia, don't they? Sort of like man v bear. It's like Saw. yeah yeah four granddads versus two women sort of like it's like real life squid game was it hostile do you remember that film it's all that vibe they're just terrifying and they're laughing watching it it's like it's a horror film that's sunday night fucking family time yeah yeah that's a nice quiet one we've watched a horror now let's watch a comedy uh yeah i do you know what i mean though about ufc fans they're sort of like yeah buying they're online a lot yeah they're buying like weird research chemicals and crypto filth.

24:09Yeah. For a while, I remember hearing about VPNs and being like, why the fuck would I have one of those? I'm not a fucking weirdo in my basement, but now I am. It's worth it for the password thing. Yeah. What, what, Oh, what it tells you if your passwords have been leaked. Yeah. I think that's amazing. Yeah. Yeah. Also just, just streaming shit that you can't get. It's great. And we've got an exclusive discount for you. Just go to Nord VPN.com forward slash upshot and you get four extra months. and a 30-day money-back guarantee. Yeah. What idea? Link is in the show notes. Need I say more? Now, it's not all coke and groupies, we should say.

24:48In 2021, McGregor and his now wife, Dee Devlin, they have a third child. I did hear a rumor that he missed the birth because he was in bed with a girl. But that could be bollocks. Few people did send it. Anyway, after the birth, they decide they want to baptize the baby. and you know Connor and Dee are God-fearing Catholics there's only one place for that it's the Vatican of course yeah it fits right in there yeah yeah they've got a lot in common him and the pious men of the cloth and and you know it's a beautiful service I guess it's in St Peter's I don't really know but like you know it's proper I think how do you get to do your I think you've got to pay some dough at the Vatican he got married there as well I think you've got to pay some dough yeah surely but is it like you know how like the Pope will sometimes be mates for people and you're like, yeah.

25:35How's, like Maradona, I guess. Can the Pope sort of sign those things off just because he likes someone? I can't imagine the Pope and Conor McGregor getting on, but you know what I mean? Yeah, he'd probably just heard the story about Maradona doing gear in the Pope's toilet and thought that sort of thing is, oh, fair, you'll be down with it. Anyway, they have this lovely ceremony, proper Catholic one, lots of chanting in Latin. And then afterwards, you've got to celebrate. Although this isn't exactly egg mayo sandwiches with the vicar. They basically, they get absolutely hammered with this, big crew at this hotel in Rome.

26:06And among the people they're partying with is this Italian TV presenter, Francesco Fascinetti. That is the most Italian TV presenter name of all time. Yeah, he's a DJ as well, apparently. And they get on really well. Like, they really hit it off. Him and Connor swap numbers. Like, he's a big fan. He's trying to bring UFC to Italy, so he's, like, really into him. And it's all lovely until Francesco gets up to leave. And he recalls later, suddenly in front of the ten people who are there with me in front of his bodyguards his brain went off he saw black and punched me he breaks his nose fucking hell so Francesco says he is a dangerous he needs to be stopped mental example of just like random violence on a bloke you were being friendly with one minute presumed that was a very quick friendship maybe the friendship was fake so that he could hit him right um so he's like pretending to befriend him but what actually sparked it nothing don't know he's tried to try and tried to leave he's got a very bad habit of just sort of punching like people now hasn't he i think it's like the ego's so big it's like if you don't do exactly what i ask then you've like crossed me and you've got to pay for it yeah um another this is actually horrible another woman said he attacked her on his yacht like physically beat her up she had to jump off the yacht and swim to a red cross fucking hell get away from him uh so given that history of wanton violence towards innocent bystanders spare a thought for the poor dubliner who knocked connor off his bike in january 2023 so connor's cycling down what to me looks like a sort of country road maybe it's sort of suburban dublin maybe it's in crumbling and um the bloke is driving in his car but the sun is in his eyes and it's proper sun trap he can't see that on the road in front of him is a man conor mcgregor cycling and he hits him at full speed from behind oh my god imagine his horror when he gets out the car he's already really worried looks down and it's the face of the notorious i'm so sorry i'm so sorry oh fuck um luckily we don't have to imagine because conor mcgregor immediately pulled out his phone and filmed the aftermath and his response might surprise you all good mate all good don't worry about it seriously mate that's nice that's fucking hell you could have been dead there mate look that kind of the cream of me boy why is he filming yeah yeah jesus christ i'm so sorry i'm not getting away my life there boys yeah you want to you want to i don't give a bottle all good all good sorry travels god bless brother yeah does he say are you connie mcgregor oh no to know what yeah grab it and throw it into this i'm gonna actually need a lift home with me that's that bike's yeah no matter oh good luck i'm at the coming i'm with it in the smoke of a whip i'm out i'm here what's your name my man Nick had smacked me in the car with his car he had the bike in the back wasn't it for him Nick that's all God bless you could just be sitting there going like oh fuck that's all that matters so McGregor basically if you're not watching so McGregor he's like oh it's all good don't worry about it and then it cuts and he's in the bloke's car the bloke's giving him a lift with the bike in the back and the bloke looks so sheepy it's like you also just be like this this is like a fever dream i like sat here with conor mcgregor in my car doing like his selfie but it's so weird he's so nice about it he's like oh good oh good don't worry but then do you think when you're driving giving him the lift and kind of like yeah it's just down that alleyway you're like that's a dead end and you'll start to think he's gonna get me in a second this is gonna flip you'd be absolutely shitting yourself sadly that moment of generosity of spirit was a rare interlude in in a terrifying era because he's he's back to his bad old ways he's also doing some pretty sad projections of his masculinity at this point so november 2021 his former opponent max holloway is on tv fighting and connor posts this quite pathetic video of himself pacing up and down and staring down the tv where max holloway is fighting

30:38that's sort of just like very coke paranoia but it's like wanting to be there you're trying to intimidate him he can't see you that bit if he smashed the tv it'd be better have you ever yeah it would be good that would actually be quite scary have you ever seen those videos of blokes like when there's a big fight on there's always blokes in pubs who are like fighting along they're like doing the fight sequence yeah and you're like what are you doing mate yeah um yeah that one's a bit sort of been sat on the sofa wanking hung over for the last three days vibe uh he's just like pre-nearly online right yeah he's just constantly filming and like the the bike crash the fact that like he's just been knocked off his bike like could have been a really nasty accident his first thought is to just film like a selfie yeah but you think that's like he's gone from being global number one in the world at what he does.

31:25And now he's just sort of fading into. Yeah. But I think also you're right there. He's basically got a really good eye for like what gets people's attention, which is what made him big. True. And attention is basically his currency. So he's like, this is going to make good content. Yeah. Yeah. Do a great pod. Maybe you're a guest. Yeah. You're very welcome to come on. Would you actually imagine us free? if the offer came and he was like I will come on and I want you to tell all the stories about me and I'll just be sitting here I'd do it probably get beaten up I yeah it'd be good for it'd be good for press I don't want to come anywhere near him to be honest yeah it'd be good be good for audience growth not long after that he posts a video that's even more mental it's his I think it's his wife giving him a blowjob on a boat what the fuck he's on a yacht we'll look at it he posts it on his own account he's on a yacht somewhere lovely and he's just getting head

32:29has he added this music later no I think he's probably got speakers it's a big old fucking bow isn't it yeah I think you can afford to have some bows yeah you've got that guy he's got his Uwe boom he's got a phone in a pint glass yeah in a shoe yeah I mean And you said that he's got an idea of what works well for content online. And he's just going straight. Yeah, but it's like... That is so weird. You don't actually see any... No, you don't. No, but you can tell. You see him with a hand on a head. There's an atmosphere to that video. He's obviously... Yeah, trying to give that impression. I do think for his fanboys, that's like the ultimate.

33:05Yeah, that's right. Do you know what I mean? It's like winning a million dollars on poker and then getting head on a yacht. It's quite Dan Bilzerian. Yeah, exactly. The red panty shot. It's a 14-year-old's idea of what is fucking cool. To be fair, it's probably quite fun.

33:24I prefer my pseudokus.

33:30Don't know why I'm slagging it off. It's probably fucking awesome.

33:35Absolutely not jealous. That'll be us one day when we're on the megabus up to Dublin for our shows. Keep buying.