Inside Messi’s Indian catastrophe | The funniest stories in sport this week

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1:12Eligible students get a year of Microsoft 365 Premium and a year of Xbox Game Pass Ultimate with a custom color Xbox wireless controller. Learn more at windows.com slash student offer. While supplies last, ends June 30th. Terms at aka.ms slash college PC. Welcome back to Extra Short. the podcast about the funniest stories in sport this week. On the show today, Messi's Kolkata catastrophe, Samuel Eto 'o's AFCON meltdown, and a knife-wielding Sunderland striker. My name is Jack. Hello, Zach. Hello, Jack. Hi, JP. Bon Joino, fellas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Last extra shot of the year.

1:52Very sad. Taking a little break. Yeah, taking a little break. We've got some stuff coming out in the gooch between Christmas and New Year, but it won't be extra shot. it will be pre-recorded JLP will be in Henley getting his tummy rubbed I will you'll be in I'll be in Denmark Denmark getting my tummy rubbed eating fish on Christmas Eve is that what they do? no duck oh who eats carp? Poland that's Poland and I think quite a lot of Eastern Europe eats fish my brother's girlfriend is Polish and she was saying that a lot of people there they keep the carp in the bath wet for how long? because you like you get it obviously like a few days before Christmas and then it's it's just in the bath until Christmas Eve with a carp you're having a bath with a carp yeah literally yeah well if your relatives haven't got you a carp in your bathtub then perhaps they can gift you tickets to the Upshot Live that'd be the number one present wouldn't it that's a good Christmas present if you're if you're listening to this and you haven't bought someone a Christmas present it's a fucking good one it's too late I don't think Amazon deliver this late you've only got one option which is to get on the Upshot Live because tickets they are sold out in London and Dublin but you can still get tickets for Birmingham where we are down to the last few.

3:01Birmingham's about to fall. Manchester where we've had to add seats. We sold out the original capacity but more seats have been added. Fort Manchester hated us. They have put out more folding chairs in the room. You're probably wondering is more seats added a thing that people say about live shows? Yes it is. It is. We've dragged some fold-up chairs out into the auditorium, removed some tables that were blocking key space and we've expanded the capacity. So that was 150, but that sold. Sold out Manchester. And now it's going to be bigger. And Glasgow? And Glasgow, there are some tickets available as well.

3:35Be quick. There are not that many. Honestly, it's mostly gone. I wouldn't call it last few, but... No, we're approaching last several. Scotland A's. Dozens of tickets left. It's definitely going to fall. Yeah. All right. JP, I had a voice note from you over the weekend. I'm really regretting this now. bloody silly season. It was a very exciting voice to receive at about 2am. Yeah, let's listen to it. You were out on the piss, weren't you? Lads, I'm at Kensington Roof Gardens. Just bumped into Thomas fucking Tuchel. Tried to get a selfie with him. He said, no, fuck off. Lead me to glory. I'm absolutely buzzing.

4:15He was absolutely fucking off his chops as well. My life is complete. Tommy Tuchel. Kensington Roof Gardens again so that was at 1.47am on Saturday it's past my bedtime so was he just there tell the story so there's a couple of bits to the story really I'd had way too much to drink and I think his security were like get this guy away from oh he had security guys with him yeah he had security around him we'd gone into the nightclub at the back of Kensington Roof Gardens and I'd just seen a guy was surrounded by security at the bar and he then started walking towards me and he's tall, isn't he? He's like six foot four or whatever.

4:58And from about 10 meters off, I then clocked him. And as he walked past me, I kind of like just slipped into his security. So I was like in the circle. I grabbed him for a selfie. He put his hand on my phone and was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No one knows I should be in here. Oh, he said that. Nobody knows I'm here. And then I said, oh, no worries, Tommy. Lead us to glory. And what did he say? I thought if you're going to meet the England manager, you want to say something quite profound. And I was like, when he wakes up the next morning, he's going to be like, actually, I'm really motivated now.

5:30That was really profound. That man who barged through my security, frothing at the mouth. Lead us to glory. Yeah, Guinness spilled down his front. And he made a deep philosophical statement. Lead us to glory. I text my mate who I was with the following morning. Obviously, I was a bit dusty. I was like, I cannot believe we met Tommy Tuchel last night. He's like, mate, can you not believe what he said to you? I was like, what? He goes, mate, after you said lead us to glory, he stopped, grabbed you by the head and said, it's coming home. I was like, what? That's unreal. And he goes, not really. He just told you to fuck off.

6:01I'm surprised he won't do photos. Does he not want to be seen? It's probably not a good look being in a nightclub. I mean, he's in a nightclub. How old is he? I reckon he must be 50, 50, 60. Yeah, I guess it's 60. And who was he with? So he's got bodyguards, but with that sort of... Couldn't quite work out. There was no like massive entourage, but it was just a couple of security and then a couple of older women, not young girls or anything like that. So all above board. Just in leather. But he put his hand right over my phone because he did not want the selfie. But I think he massively appreciated me saying Leeders to God.

6:35I'm sure he did. I'm sure he wore a couple of times. I should Leeders to God. I'm actually really motivated going into 2026 now. I always think he looks quite like an insect. Is that true? Yeah, he's very thin. You know that film? Ants? Quite gaunt. With a Z? Yeah, yeah. We actually get a picture off of that. It's either that or a bug's life. Yeah, a bug's life. Is it a bug's life I'm thinking of? No, ants. He does look a bit like that. Maybe a bug's life. Sorry. But really calm as well. Yeah, that thing. The main guy in a bug's life. That's Thomas Tuchel. Yeah. Please do that. Yeah, yeah. He was at Kensington Riff Gardens.

7:08That bug. But he wasn't rude at all. I mean, if there's anything it was probably me being fucking pissed out. Yeah, it must be annoying. But obviously Kensington Riff Gardens everyone's a bit like ooh you know I'm really sure it's a bit sceny it's a bit sceny and I'm just like bowled in there not a member and I just spotted him and then yeah just tried to get yeah because I was after you sent that voice message I looked up Kensington Roof Gardens and it looks like some weird like spa in Morocco or something yeah that's the vibe it's like Riyadh yeah it's like very Euro very like posh yeah I don't know what I was doing I was just cutting a rug mate I was just having a good Christmas do Leo Massey has been in India on his goat tour, which I think if you want a perfect example of greed sucking the soul and meaning from modern football, well, here you probably have it.

7:58So yeah, it was probably always going to be a disaster. He's not even playing any matches in India. He's just waving at people. He's doing some kick-ups and like some passing. Is this like India's equivalent of like when we go and watch like Paul Merson in a nightclub? Wilson Raider yeah kind of is at least people were just paying to look at Messi yeah walk around yeah I mean if they're lucky they'll look at him because he failed so basically he was unveiling the statue in Kolkata failed to turn up and did it by video link instead because of security concerns so this crowd turned up they built this 70 foot statue of him and he joined by video link quite a weird unveiling you see they just basically put a bag over his head over the statue's head yeah Was Messi supposed to pull the bag off?

8:44I guess, but he did it by video. Normally you cover the whole statue, but they've just covered the head. It looks like he's about to get waterboarded at Guantanamo. Yeah. Or like, you know, when they unveil a Scooby-Doo villain. Yeah. I've actually got a picture of it here. I'll show you what I mean. When they pull the thing off the Scooby-Doo villain. Why the statue in India? They just wanted to build it. They've built it next to, they've got a two-thirds replica of Big Ben, obviously. Nice. And it's the tallest statue of a soccer player in the world. Wow. Yeah, you'll never sing that. I actually can't think of any other statues of footballers.

9:21They're big on statues there, aren't they? Yeah, but normally, I looked up most of the biggest statues in India are like, there's a lot of Buddhas and there's a lot of like Hindu deities. And then coming in around 24 in the charts is Lionel Messi. That is really, really random. So that was all quite weird. And he didn't even fucking show up. And then staying in Kolkata, he was meant to do the stadium appearance where tickets were 100 quid to go and see him do a lap of honor. No football. It's not playing a match. Anyway, so he went, but then no one could see him because there was this huge ring of security and like celeb hangers on and politicians and stuff.

9:59So apparently there's a ring of 100 people around him. You couldn't even see him on the big screen, which is disappointing having spent 100 quid. Yeah, definitely. and he was meant to do a whole hour of waving but he ended up only doing 20 minutes because I think he was just like fuck this surely for 100 quid you're going to like do a promo match yeah just do like a pen sheet out or something the reason it's so disastrous and depressing is like they've dispensed with the pretense that it's a football match like any football I saw one clip of him having like a little kick around on the pitch I don't know if it was in Calcutta or one of the other cities it was with some like local statesman or something who was just like passing the ball to Messi but it was terrible he was just like passing it Messi was left like chasing the ball it was like you'd take your little cousin down to the park to the football and you'd end up just like chasing the ball around you've got one chance to pass the ball to Messi you don't want to fuck it up anyway the fans at this stadium the Salt Lake Stadium in Kolkata were understandably angry they paid 100 quid and seen fuck all at which point they rioted they're ripping the seats out good lads love that yeah

11:15just watching a video yeah you get the idea we'll link to that video if you haven't seen it Zach weren't you saying there was a guy there who he did an interview saying he'd left his own wedding yeah I saw they were interviewing various angry fans outside the stadium and one of them said he'd left his own wedding middle of the wedding to be there can you imagine being that guy's wife and you're just like, can we just come and take some photos with my parents? And he's like, I'm just off to see Messi. In his Argentina shirt. See you later, babe. Have a good night, yeah? To be fair, those Indian weddings do go on for days.

11:48You can probably do it without anyone noticing. Yeah. Just slip out. I didn't think about that. Yeah, it's still wild to leave your own wedding for that. Anyway, in response to all this chaos that happened, the organiser of the event has been arrested and refused bail. Good. Yeah, I don't know. For what? I don't know. Is it fraud? I think it's causing the disorder. Not adequately. Poor security arrangements. Poor lineup. There was an alternative for fans who were disappointed by that because in Kolkata, fans can visit the Ola Messi fan zone where there is a life-size replica of Messi sat on a throne.

12:22Looks like JFK. That looks fucking terrible. That looks nearly as bad as the Ronaldo. It's kind of a Madame Tussauds-y waxwork. So there you get the Messi on the throne. and you get a hall adorned with replicas of his trophies, including the La Liga golden boot, the biggie. And there's a recreation of Messi's Miami home complete with mannequins of his family.

12:45Recreation of his home. Yeah, yeah. And you can just have a photo of it. This is where he shears. To be fair, that is the only thing you're getting that isn't just like fucking inane. Like, why do I want to see a replica of a golden boot or even like any trophy? Has this gone down well? No, it's like seeing what his house is like. At least I've learned something. from the Chinese Museum. To Mary lives in America. Were they live streaming him walking around the stadium waving at people as well? Yeah, probably. They had a video with clips that you can watch at home on YouTube. Surely if you go out and buy these tickets you kind of know what the line-up is and you know what's going to happen so they can't be that disappointing.

13:19Yeah, I mean this is what I don't get. It's like, why are you paying 100 quid to see a person? Yeah. But people will. To be fair, why do people go to Madame Tussauds? True. See a waxwork person. True. They also, in the fan zone, built a messy throne which they said is kept ready in the hope that the legend himself might stop by if only for a few minutes he didn't sure he didn't stop by sure had to put wax work in the end the hope Messi might come you never know that's quite Father Christmas himself might even pay a visit you're a good boy I'm starting to see why this guy's been arrested this is like fire festival it's like the fire festival Or the Willy Wonka experience.

14:04That was amazing. What I hadn't realised is apparently specifically in Kolkata, Argentina are massive. There's like an Argentina fans club. So that's what, because everyone was in Argentina shirts, not like into Miami or Barca ones. But surely just bring the national team over then and do a tour. Something like that. Yeah. Come on guys, switch on. Argentina and Brazil do that all the time. Yeah. Anyway, at least Leo is the main man. He also dragged along Luis Suarez and Rodrigo de Paul as like, All my pacts. Of course. They're like sort of sidekicks. And that is humiliating. Like Luis Suarez and Rodrigo Porte Poole are both like excellent, successful footballers in their own right.

14:42And they're just being dragged along to the Messi tour. Probably getting a load of coin for it though, aren't they? I guess, yeah, I guess they are. Suarez actually, it's quite a good video, him playing with some children and a girl nutmegs him. Well, she meant to do it as well. Fair play, well done. And he laughs, but you know, because of how Suarez, because of how he looks, there is a moment where you're like, he's going to fucking bite you. Which to be fair, at least he's playing the hits. Instincts. That's kind of what you pay your ticket for. If you saw Luis Suarez bite someone. You're like, I was worth the undercut.

15:11I saw what I came to see. A child. Anyway, all the big old disaster for Messi. I should say, so we did an Insta post about this on Monday, which has angered some members of our Indian fan base who basically their objection was, what about the three other events? Because I think they also went to like Mumbai, Hyderabad and somewhere else, I forget. And they all went really smoothly. And we focused on, you know, the one that went wrong. The bad one. Which is a bit like saying what about all the buses that got to their destination safely? But among the people complaining in the comments was Bollywood star Arjun Kapoor.

15:48Wow. He's Bollywood heartthrob. Major star. He's got like 17 million Insta followers. Is he a listener of the pod or just... he's a viewer of reels he already followed us I noted nice we asked him to come on he said nah I'm alright genuinely but in his comment he said I think you need to assess it through the four cities he did visit this happened at the first stop but the other three cities were absolutely fine and well organised to be fair nah one bad one my objection isn't the rioting fans my objection is the soulless non-football tour thing which happened everywhere exactly so why did this one in particular go go so bad though I think poorly managed maybe yeah and yeah so no one even saw Messi but I think members of our Indian fan base felt that I was having a go at India but I wasn't I was just pointing out how fucking soulless this thing is so sorry Jack and we've been here before with Messi because do you remember was it last year he did that Hong Kong they actually did play a match Inter Miami did a tour of China and Japan and they played in Hong Kong but Messi was ruled out injured so he didn't play which led to a lot of anger among the fans and politicians.

16:57So Regina Ip, who's a local politician, said, Messi should never be allowed to return to Hong Kong. His lies and hypocrisy are disgusting. He's got a calf strain. Who's injured? What do you expect him to see? And then the reason they got quite so angry in China is then a week later Inter Miami went to Japan where he managed 30 minutes. But like that's when you're noticing an injury and you're coming back from an injury, you get subbed off for the last day. Was it that or was it a deliberate and planned snub to undermine China's status as a rising power. That was the conclusion in China. In the South China Morning Post after he played in Japan, they described him as all petulant in pink, like some thuggish flamingo.

17:36That's a good line. Just wearing his home strip. And then the Chinese press worked out that the organizer was the son of these anti-communist Cubans who'd fought the Castro regime. And so at that point, a conspiracy theory emerged in China that it was a deliberate plan. The whole match was organized just so Messi wouldn't play to embarrass the Chinese Communist Party. No, mate, it is just a calf injury, I promise. And then one on Weibo, you know, the Chinese social network, there was like this ultra-nationalist account that said, the possibility of direct intervention by relevant US forces cannot be ruled out.

18:11CIA, baby. It's fake limping. Mental. I don't know why, why does he do this to people's brains, Messi? It's like, I guess, like Michael Jackson used to make people go a bit mental as well, didn't he? Yeah, I guess he still is probably the biggest footballer on the planet, isn't he? But it makes people so hysterical that if he doesn't make them look good... Yeah. I can't get my head around it. Yeah. When you pay... That's all the people are paying for, really, is just to see him. What, to say I was there, I got there. Because it used to... You know that thing of like, my father-in-law was at the 66 final, and it's like, I was there.

18:45And it is the same thing. It's telling your kids that you saw Messi. I saw Messi. But normally it's, you saw Messi play. Yeah. Saw him wave. You just saw him in the stadium having a walk. I actually didn't. Maybe you're hoping that they just won't ask questions. In 50 years' time, you say, oh, I saw Messi. Yeah, I saw Messi. Wow, how was it here? Good. Yeah. He looked really smiling. I think he was surrounded by people I couldn't see. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, if the Indians do go cold on Messi, there's a homegrown hero in waiting. Because Nityan Kumar became the first ever Indian player to win a match at the Darts World Championships this week.

19:21Yeah. So we see it's a very English and Dutch dominated sport. Yeah, which is weird. Yeah, I was looking into it actually. And apparently, it originates like an English pub game, which is why it's big here. And it wasn't until the 90s with Barney, Roman van Barneveld, that it became popular in the Netherlands because he obviously was a great player, big rivalry with Phil Taylor. And that just catapulted its profile in the Netherlands. and inspired this whole generation of Dutch darts players. Ah, that's cool. Which, yeah, is interesting. And actually, Nitin is hoping that he's going to do the same to a generation of Indian dartists.

20:05That'd be great. So after his match, he was interviewed and he said, 10 years down the line, if you have eight people in the World Championships walking out to Bollywood music, don't blame me. That would be great. He does walk out to Bollywood music. Sick. He's got a fucking good outfit as well. remember to stay humble this is Punjabi MC great tune yeah yeah it is Punjabi MC oh he's got a good ponytail yeah yeah he looks like a vibe that is a better shirt than anyone else in the tournament the clobber that they've got still to this day is terrible because everyone else's is just like a sort of like gradient of like red and blue whereas he's got a tiger yeah yeah I mean I'd wear that what's his name Peter Wright snakebite yeah he's got an interesting look as well.

20:51Because he's gone Grinch this year. He's Grinch, yeah. So he came out with like the Grinch gloves. He's got green beard. Died green beard and hair which is quite disconcerting. Is Nitin Kumar any good? Yeah, he's won his first match. I actually managed to take out the Ali Pali wasp in the process. There's a clip of him hitting the wasp with a dart. Oh, buzzy cunt. Unfortunately, not spearing it, it just like catches it. It's good if it pinned it to the board. That would have been. What? So is it attacking? so is it already on the dark? No, I think he was in the air and he's thrown it there. If he pinned it to the board, that would be an all-time moment.

21:27We'll link to that clip. Explain, what's the deal with the wasps? I mean, it's been a problem at Ali Pali for years. The wasps buzzing around, bothering the players. Luke Littler was doing an interview the other day where he was batting it away. It's December, why are there wasps? Yeah, my theory is that they're woken up from their hibernation by the residual heat of these people in Smurf costumes. Just like strongbow residue sticking to the floor. It's just like heat and sugar that makes them think it's summer. Surely, yeah, they're just going there to hibernate. Probably, yeah. They like the darts.

22:14Maybe they do, they just love it. So Nitin, the Indian guy, is through to the next round against Stephen Bunting, who's really flogging his newfound popularity at the moment. He's got loads of different merch, released a teddy bear of himself. Well, every kid is going to want this Christmas. I'm sure. According to Stephen, they will. So he said his website crashed because so many people were trying to get a hold of it. 250 ,000 hits. Fucking hell, how many did he sell? Only 300. which isn't a very good conversion rate JP can help me see he needs to work on his checkouts I'll get on his e-com that's too much car abandonment going on in your funnel mate too much in the customer journey pal yeah personally though I know what bit of Stephen Bunting merch I'm going to be getting this Christmas because I found on Etsy a Stephen Bunting scented candle what does that smell of?

23:09it says this candle smells like Stephen Bunting oh really? No way What does Stephen Bunting smell like? Looking at him B.O.E. Darts I imagine he's quite sweaty He's playing darts Yeah In a humid alley In a high pressure environment Is that even official Stephen Bunting merch? That's a fan on Etsy Stephen Bunting will shut this down 13 quid's not bad Yeah I actually saw Luke Humphries and Luke Littler have ones as well Candles But 18 quid On Etsy? Yeah they can't be official match here guys no but who's a fan who's a fan who's thinking I want to maybe this is why you know I think there was what was it some Luke Lillard was like giving out his sweaty shirts or something after or like selling I can't remember there was some used shirt thing so maybe that's where they're you know collect the scent someone like rung it out and put it into a candle smells like monster energy drink nine hour gaming session smells like What's it?

24:11I think Gwyneth Paltrow had a candle vagina candle vagina scented candle sold out everywhere didn't they? yeah it was expensive oh yeah I had actually had a look at this a little while ago going for like$300 on eBay now really? yeah I was going to get I wanted one for Christmas Gwynny's Vag also Stephen Bunting on what smells like his arse 13 quid though yeah true also it's just a candle with their name on it yeah I guess it smells of him. Gwyneth was, she was also selling jars of sex dust at one point. For$60. What is sex dust? It said on the website they had primordial aphrodisiac powers. So I think it was basically like a powder that you would dissolve in your smoothie.

24:58Yeah. Oh, right. I thought you'd sort of sprinkle it over you before you shake. Mix it in with your spirulina smoothie, I think. And then you'll be a Lothario. Wasn't there a dildo that was like 10 grand? like a crystal healing crystal dildo she was slogging loads of niche sex toys for loads of dough is she not anymore I think the company something's happened with the company Stephen Bunting stepped into the market she got scared he ate her lunch Stephen Bunting cock rings for sale now this Christmas

25:33yeah I don't know I don't know I'd be forky out on Stephen Bunting sex dust either Luke Littler though yeah sex dust little butt plug it's hard to think of a dance player who's sex dust i'm drinking yeah um yeah i've actually got a new favorite though at the other end of the age spectrum to to luke and that is 71 year old singaporean paul limb yeah who became the oldest player to win a game at the world championships last weekend fair play very awesome yeah 71 cool so i was having a look into this when when paul was luke littler's age now uh the watergate scandal was just breaking edward heath was a number 10 and david bowie released ziggy stardust i think we were still using like pound shillings and pence before decimalization it was actually a mental year i was looking into it there was also uh uh the munich Olympics hostage taking Bloody Sunday Idi Amin expelling the Ugandan Asians Paul Lim turning in Paul Lim, yeah I've got to say I'd never heard of him before but he is actually a bit of a legend of the sport, he got the first ever televised nine dart finish at the World Championships in 1990.

26:54You get quite a lot of cash for that don't you? Maybe not in 1990. Yeah, nowadays you do. So has he been consistent has he been consistently good all that time or is he like making a comeback well he hasn't been in the world championships for four years or something like that but he at that tournament he was also the oldest ever player amazing so is dance getting big in the far east as well or is that south east Asia or Singapore I guess yeah I don't know to be honest we were watching we were watching it the other day and there was a guy from the Philippines I think and another guy from China because they love snooker in China yeah yeah yeah they have a Raymond Van Barneveld type figure in snooker there's quite a few of the top snooker players Asian century baby if you've got to pick who to support between Nitten Kumar and Paul Lim or Stephen Bunting Stephen Bunting I think I've got a soft spot for Paul Lim yeah he's sweet but I think Nitten Kumar's got a bit of sex appeal for me I think it's the tiger and the ponytail the tiger's got you going innit entrance track yeah also I've got a bit of making up to do to Indian fans I don't even notice I've been complimenting them quite a lot you and that surfer who shattered a sacred lake yeah yeah public enemy number one and number two in India I've noticed the industrial production in India this year is just fantastic economy's coming booming coming one more darts moment before we move on did you see this guy who Cameron Menzies I think his name was who lost a match and just completely lost the ball and started punching the table.

28:29Surely. Really like. That must really hurt your knuckles. Uppercuts. You saw a picture of him afterwards with like blood He lands like three uppercuts on the table. Surely your hands are the most key part of your body being a dart. He's been knocked out so it's just better. Yeah. Because I guess you get like 10 grand for getting to the second round I think. Five grand? Yeah. I think it might be more. I think it might be 25 or something. Either way you missed out on a big payday that was the day that I went the punching the table really? did you see it? no it was the afternoon session we were the evening session but I got chatting to this girl in the pub before we went and I said oh did you see the punching the table incident and she went yeah it really set the tone for the rest of the session everyone just started scrapping did you see any like I never really see fights none whatsoever everyone was just having a you can't have fights in fancy dress yes Well you can Sometimes it is quite funny There was a big scrap At Winter Wonderland This week Did you see that Really Yeah it's quite scary At Winter Wonderland I went over the night Yeah What is it Has it changed It's forced fun And it's just quiet I don't know Yeah You know What can I say What were you doing there Just getting in the I actually went on a VIP tour Oh yeah Yeah I went on all the rides God you really Why You're in the Crème de la crème Of London's High society I am mate Kensington Roof Gardens VIP Winter Wonderland It's been a hell of a silly season for me, Zach.

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