Mason Greenwood has finally gone too far

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1:29Yeah, hello, my name's Jack. Hello, Zach. Hi, Jack. Hi, JP. Buongiorno, fellas. Bom dia fellas Bom dia You're looking tanned Thank you Bit rouge Yeah Been over in Portugal I have got myself a wedding tan Beautiful We've got a big episode today Got some very, very good stories And obviously it's the business end of the Premier League season And we've got the World Cup coming up So we're switching things up a little bit Just a little bit Until the end of the World Cup Extra shot is going to be free to everyone because there's just going to be a lot of news in the World Cup that we want to share with everyone.

2:05And the Tuesday episodes on the wildlife stories of sports' biggest stars, they're going to be Patreon only. So if you're not already a Patreon member, patreon.com forward slash Upshot Towers. But yeah, starting today, coming out to everyone on Extra Shot. Boom. Swapping them around. Yeah, for the World Cup and then we'll see. Have you guys seen it's all kicking off at Marseille? I did see that, yeah. It's chaos as usual there. They're the supervillain club, obviously. We'll come on to the Mason Greenwood element in a second. But yeah, they've been having a pretty rough time. They've been sliding down the table for a while.

2:42And I didn't realize Habib Bey is the manager at Marseille now. Really? The Newcastle? Yeah, the right back. Monday, Tuesday, Habib Bey. But yeah, he's not having a great go of it. They've been struggling on the pitch a bit. And as is customary in any French team, especially their most unhinged club, things are going mental off the pitch as well. So Marseille got spanked 3-0 about a week ago. The local paper responded by giving them all 0 out of 10. Very fresh. Because these ratings actually carry a lot of weight in France. Yeah, they love them. As I hear it, it's like, who the fuck checks what Sunday Times gave you?

3:20What the I newspaper is saying. Absolutely brutal. Yeah. But yeah, it's a big deal in France. And so, you know, it's just a big deal in the club as well. and the top brass have responded by grounding their players at the training ground. So they ordered the whole squad to sleep at the training ground all week. They're grounded. Just like straight after the match. Yeah, go to your room. You're not getting any fucking tea. It's like school trip vibes. Yeah, well, funny you mentioned that. Actually, it got even more school trip vibes because apparently the man nominated to enforce the curfew was Bob Tari, who is, he's the sort of the guru to the sporting director who's called Mehdi Benascia.

4:01And Bob Tari is like a legendary long distance runner in France. He's quite a sort of like unusual guru. It's a bit of the Dave Brailsford thing at Man United. No one really knows what his job is. But he went down to enforce the curfew and apparently he got there and he found Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang, the ringleader of an impromptu party with 10 other players. In his bedroom. Yeah, I mean when they say party I'm thinking sleepover, midnight feast. I mean if you and 10 lads are locked in the bedroom overnight it's quite exciting isn't it you're thinking let's just have a fucking party although in France there's probably a bit of soggy biscuit going on soggy camembert do you think there are a couple of players who weren't invited to the party in the cool kids Bambiang definitely has the vibe he's the one who's hosting the party who's in the Marseille squad can we get the squad who's knocking on the door and they're like nah not tonight Mason Greenwood probably I'd say Mason Greenwood's in the party yeah he might be a bit of a vibe kill Benjamin Pavard he's in the party Timothy Weir Emerson's definitely in the party I reckon Hoiber's invited CJ Egan Riley Yellevan Neck third choice goalkeeper Yellevan Neck he ain't getting in the party why don't you grab us some snacks then you can come in Anyway, Aubameyang apparently was the ringleader And this enforcer, Bob Tari, comes down being like Come on, year six I'm going to get tired of this pretty soon We're better than this, guys You know, classic school trip stuff At which point, Aubameyang, having been sent to bed Decided to burst into Bob's room with a fire extinguisher Which he just unloaded all over Bob All over Bob's bed and his belongings All his clothes Mate, they will be fucked.

5:53I've had that done before. I've got fucking frostbite. It's dangerous. It's cold. Yeah, it's cold. Yeah, it's really dangerous. You actually won't get it off the clothes. You won't get it out of your clothes. It's fucking really horrible on your skin. Yeah. And yeah, just not a nice, pleasant experience. You're sounding quite deputy headmaster on a school street. Get a fire extinguisher on him. This might seem funny, but it's actually very dangerous. Yeah, because I thought you were going to say, like, he got his, like, laser pen out and he was, like, shining it through the teacher's bedroom window.

6:21BB guns they were setting off bangers in the car park I mean it's absolute school trip stuff I was thinking as well Pierre-Marie Cabamiang I think he's 36 or 37 that's too old to be grounded he's trying to be cool in front of the young lads isn't he yeah it's too old to be spraying your teacher with a fire extinguisher it does sound like fun in a way maybe sleeping at the training ground is quite a laugh yeah should we do it sleepover I'll be up for that play a bit of FIFA we've got FIFA so anyway they dropped Aubameyang for the next match as a punishment fair enough yeah you're very on the rules today aren't you it's just silly isn't it apparently he has apologized and he said he just wanted to liven things up yeah I to be honest I sort of think they were tempting fate by getting everyone to sleep at the training room yeah what do you think is going to fucking happen it's also it's sort of like it's the end of the season they must have a couple of games left it's like end of school yeah school journey isn't it summer holidays are coming up Yeah, it got quite a sort of muck up day.

7:23Own clothes day. Yeah. They're doing a bit of raft building tomorrow. Yeah, like sleeping in bivvy bags outside. Potholing. Days of orienteering. Yeah, Pierre-Marie Fabien. He's actually not the only attacker falling out with the top brass at Marseille because apparently Mason Greenwood is on his way out from the club. Yeah, you're probably wondering what's the final straw, you know? Mason's got a pretty horrifying rap sheet, but actually apparently they're complaining about his lack of effort and basic gratitude. And worst of all, apparently he's been failing to show up for his French lessons.

8:03Does he want me to give him some? I just picture them being like, sorry, Mason, but that's beyond the pale. He did what? I could put up with the heinous domestic abuse allegations, but I've told you five times, it is, je suis allé. so that was that is the final straw yeah yeah everyone deserves a second chance but to be fair they've been pretty patient with Mason Gruden they've been a lot more forgiving than basically anyone has or should be to him yeah but then he failed to master the imperfect tense and I just think you've got to go at that point you're out yeah it's a complete lack of respect for common decency I can see him going to Italy now yeah Juve are favourites are they?

8:45yeah yeah I feel like that yeah I thought Saudi but they're weirdly not that keen I was right up that street yeah yeah his argument by the way I should say should allow Mason Greenwood's side of the story is that English has spoken in the dressing room so what's the point quite ignorant I don't know I reckon you gotta show up apparently he's totally fallen out with the sporting director and apparently they blank each other in the training ground now which originally they would chat sacre bleu maybe because Mason just doesn't understand anything he's saying he didn't pay attention in his oral lessons yeah but do you think like because there's because there's good language teachers and there's shit language teachers do you think Mason Green was one it was like just again and again you're just doing like food types of food oh does he need something more exciting you want a bit more like engaging some interesting topics oh you think they're just just pounding the grammar more my mare maybe they do a bit of like make some food yeah in the class rather than just doing your verb endings.

9:49Rather than, yeah, conjugating verbs. Mason Green was probably the type of guy who just wants a video on. Duolingo. Get him on Duolingo. Yeah. They're trying to get him on the Michael Thomas method or something like that. Yeah, Michelle Thomas. That's class. And then Mason, just do it on your headphones while you're wandering around. But yeah, apparently a matter of time now. He's told them, je voudrais untransfer. Au revoir. Yeah. But yeah, you know United get half of the fee. Really? Yeah, that was the deal they did with Marseille. Oh, really? because they got like 25 mil-ish and then they get half the fee but I don't think the fee is going to be massive yeah I mean he's a great player but his stock's not higher is it he comes with some baggage yeah big time he's a scumbag he's a complete cunt and he's not bilingual now yeah true exactly but to be honest I could have put up with all that had he just knuckled down and just learned his RE endings to be fair like I feel like of all players he's one who should probably put the effort into learning a foreign language because I can't see him going back to these shores every time soon.

10:50Just cut your ties over here. Finish the fucking duolingo, would you? Yeah.

10:56Marseille actually aren't the only one who've been having some parties recently because it's all been kicking off in Serie A where videos, so videos were published online this week which allegedly show escort parties that were organised by the France left-back Theo Hernandez. Players are doing laughing gas which for some reason is a part of the story they love to get obsessed about that uh but theo so he's actually playing for al halal now he was at ac milan for six years when these videos were alleged to have been filmed uh which probably goes down better in milan that doesn't yeah we can have a look at these so-called parties uh some videos here Oh hello

11:45They're in an office It looks like It looks like a fucking WeWork It looks like a shh

11:55That looks That looks horrific It looks like an office I mean this is just in a club though This is just a party They're in a nightclub now Waving sparklers I mean a lot of hot girls In both instances Yeah. Feels very China white, this. Yeah, they're in a sort of god-awful... They're all wearing AC Milan shirts, the women. Yeah, they seem to say Brahim Diaz on the back. Is it his birthday or something? Yeah, this one, right? Nightclub as well. Champions League theme, June. June! Have they got, like... They got all the girls lined up? No. They're, like, watching them. That's quite jokes. And there's...

12:34That's the... That's one of them doing a balloon. That's the night. That's the morning after. Yeah. So the nightclub's pretty standard. The nightclub, it looks like a nightclub. The party, the escort party where they're doing NOS, looks like one of the shittest parties I've ever seen. Do you think that's the crack on after the club? Maybe, but it looks like they've gone back to an unused office unit. There's one office chair in there. Andre sent this video and said it looks like a cool centre with escorts dressed like librarians. And like the lights are like that budget office lighting. Yeah, yeah.

13:05Turn the fucking lights down. Yeah, come on. You don't have the big lights on her. Are those women escorts? Well, I mean... They could be friends. That is what the allegation is, that they've been hired for this party. There's no actual evidence of that. They're just women dancing at a party. Yeah. But apparently, well, what these posts are saying is that Theo Hernandez is the organiser of these parties. He even had a van that he'd used to get guests there. He's driving the van. I don't know if he was driving the van, but... Party bus. Mattress in the back. Yeah. Allegedly, other guests at these parties included Hakan Kanhalogiu, is that how you pronounce it?

13:52Brahim Diaz, Donnarumma, Sandro Tonali, Rafael Liao, and on one occasion, it's that Adepi Hinovich. That's his big fucking net. It's all the big net. It's all the big, the big Milan players. So, yeah there's no actual evidence of these escorts it's just yeah but the the background to this story is basically there was this big police investigation in milan recently into this events company that prosecutors believed was a cover for a prostitution ring essentially and up to 60 footballers were listed as having attended parties organized by this by this company including rafael leao again uh milan scrinia alessandro bastoni and vlavic the juventus striker good players so yeah big big name rafael leao out of these parties um but they yeah so anyway these these they were alleged to have attended these parties then these videos popped up which supposedly from the parties posted by a guy called Fabrizio Corona, who is this Italian media personality.

15:07I have some doubts about Fabrizio Corona, to be honest. So he's a former paparazzi photographer. He served prison time for extortion in the past. He's got a long history of releasing this compromising material about Italian public figures, some of which has been true in the past. But yeah, no legit news agencies have reported these parties apart from us. Is he saying that the players knew the parties were full of escorts? Yeah, I mean, yeah, I think that's... Didn't he say the players were forced to inhale laughing gas, which maybe that's a translation. There's also apparently another bit in the video because he's posted this like mini dock thing.

15:53And apparently there's a bit where he's interviewing this bus driver who claims to have banged Teo Hernandez's mum. Shagged his mum, which is, what's that got to do with any of this? Random bus driver. Yeah, I shagged her. Good enough for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's Mr. Pants stuff, is it? I mean, there is a video. There is a video. Like, I don't know. I don't think there's any evidence of their escorts. No, really. I mean, it's... They do love that shit in Italy, don't they? Because these big prostitution rings have been busted. It does look like a seedy crack on. It does look like a seedy crack on.

16:26In a very weird office building. I also quite enjoyed that, obviously Italian football is in this real period of soul searching. Yeah, what's happening? It's the culture. Why have we not been qualifying for these World Cups? Is it like the institution of Italian football is rotten to the core? It's the balloons and the brasses, mate. Yeah, it's maybe that. Stop banging hookers and doing knots before matches. And the bus drivers. Don't forget the bus drivers. Banging the milfs. I believe him. Yeah. Yeah. Nice. So we'll keep coming. It's a big scandal in Italy. It's a big scandal, yeah. Yeah. So we'll keep you posted on that if there's any updates.

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17:37Now, when your dad is the imprisoned former Brazil striker Rubinho, you're probably better off looking elsewhere for a father figure, if we're honest. Robinho's 18 year old son, the imaginatively named Robinho Jr. is currently on the books at Santos, came through the youth ranks there, the Brazilian side. So you can imagine Robinho Jr.'s joy when he was joined at the club last year by the great Neymar. Hero to him, former teammate of his dad. He's probably hoping that maybe Ney will take him on a fishing trip or teach him about the birds and the bees. unfortunately that wasn't quite the case so they were doing this this five side game at a training session for santos last week when robinia junior dribbled past neymar absolutely dubstep apparently i reckon there was a nutmeg involved and you know picturing like the rest of the rest of the squad collapsing oh you're gonna take that it's like those like those like rat battle videos in the playground he's fucking done him um unsurprisingly this didn't go down too well with neymar who is pretty used to being on the other side of that equation i think and he reacted by throwing rabilio judio onto the floor delivering a violent slap to the face and just abusing him basically apparently um and everyone was stunned by this uh according to a brazilian paper rubidio julia's team then demanded a meeting with the hierarchy at santos uh to to discuss terminating his contract because in their words of a lack of minimum workplace safety conditions Fuck off.

19:31Oh, I feel unsafe. That is so fucking Gen Z. Fuck off. I don't feel safe here. Can I speak to HR, please? Is there a member of HR in the meeting? Yeah, get a fucking grip. Why have you got a team? Yeah, he's 18. Is that what's his agent and stuff? I guess his agent. That is such a fucking pathetic reaction. I don't know what they're trying to get. If they're trying to get Neymar out. More money, maybe? Yeah. More money. Just worried about it. He just feels unsafe. He just feels unsafe. So Neymar's absolutely lost it at him. Neymar lost the plot, really. I'm kind of up for a bit of that. Yeah. A bit of biting training.

20:03Don't fucking do that to me. Not bullying, but like, yeah, a bit of like, yeah, bite. Yeah. Show him who's boss. Yeah. I don't know. I do like the idea of Neymar just like not taking kindly to that at all. Like, because he's sort of, I don't know, he's been dishing that out to people for years. So when the boot's on the other foot, it's good. How has he said anything on it? He's now issued a public apology to... So it's a big drama. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. it's uh been a big story sorry for slapping that over in brazil yeah

20:35well word of this uh assault got back to robinio senior in his jail cell oh he's in pain in his jail cell um yeah so according to o globo the brazilian newspaper one member of the prison staff told Rubinio what happened just like slipped him and apparently Rubinio was visibly shaken demanded a phone call with his son and then burst into tears which yeah couldn't happen to a nice joke to be fair he probably knows some pretty bad dudes now is he going to send in the heavies is Rubinio yeah I don't know or Neymar I'd watch your back if you're Neymar yeah yeah yeah I think in case anyone has missed it Rubidio is currently serving a nine stretch for a pretty heinous sex crime yeah not great don't feel too sorry for him locked away there I read recently that he's completed a course in basic electronics in the prison which apparently his lawyers tried to get 50 days knocked off his sentence but you do in Brazil for every book you read you get a reduction of the sentence don't you yeah quite a good idea I suppose what's it going to do with the electronics course sell some mp3s or something yeah it's a career isn't it soft soldering yeah make a little robot toy for robinio jr maybe you can make him some safety gear the uh a little alarm well apparently he uh the prisoners denied him that he's not getting oh he doesn't really which i like the idea of him just like for fuck's sake just had to read war of peace rewiring this alarm clock what do you think you would do I always think about this what would you do apart from obviously get the shit kicked out constantly what would you do to sort of pass the pass the time a lot of reading you doing the electronics woodwork laundry I feel like you just got to get fucking stacked haven't you yeah probably a lot just get on your bench press you're doing that watch me bench pressing press ups you won't recognise me JP you'd definitely do kitchen wouldn't you no I reckon I'd be doing food or maybe I'd do like library i could see myself as a librarian yeah library people yeah teaching them english because now what happens when there's like a sort of like white collar criminal who gets put inside they always end up like boris beckett and he teach them all like pd or something i can imagine you sitting there teaching them all latin yeah like what's it called like history boys yeah just be like that a bit handsy like the teacher as well you're doing really well yeah come on get on the back of my bike I think to be honest I think it'd be then groping me yeah you're getting damaged we'd be hot property in jail you're not you're not a bear in jail pal no but what's what's the opposite twink yeah I'll be a twink my twink teacher that's probably look we all have to do things to survive yeah I reckon Rubidio's that as well to be honest well you think he's twinky I think as a footballer you have immediate cachet and you're fine oh what do you mean from that sort of thing yeah you're you're not getting I don't think there is I don't know either that or you're a real target they love to like bring you down you gotta do what you gotta do to survive I think if you're a footballer at that level everyone just wants to be mates with you yeah maybe probably just taking photos of everyone fixing laptops he plays football as well in jail so apparently he's the captain of the abusers team who play against the murderers in the prison yard so this is like a Brazilian version of Mean Machine yeah what is that that's the derby abusers murderers that's like el classico that's a tougher way there yeah super classico it's quite a high profile prison the one that he's at in brazil a lot of a lot of famous people get held there some politicians infamous murderers i was reading about and apparently the inmates at that prison managed to set up this sort of analog tinder with there was another women's prison down the road and they basically got guards who worked across both of them to swap pictures of the inmates and read out letters between them so they'd like yeah they basically like match and uh this resulted in a romantic relationship between two famous brazilian murderers a guy called vinicius nunes who'd killed his brother and jacqueline moreez who'd killed her husband by stabbing him 56 times wow i mean they uh yeah she must have sent him some pics he sent back and they they had a bit of a relationship for a while until Vinicius discovered that Jacqueline was fatter and more wrinkled than in the photos.

25:11I think she'd sent some old photos. Did she AI her photos? That's what you do on a dating app. Yeah. She got done for fraud. Yeah. So she catfished him, sort of. She sort of catfished him. Don't want to know how he responded to that. Well, he actually dumped her and then got engaged to another inmate, one of her fellow jailbirds. Things move fast. And then she stabbed him 56 times. you'd be nervous about a first date with someone who stabbed their ex 56 times. Yeah, yeah. You'd say she's got probably quite a short fuse. Yeah, yeah. You'd be doing a lot of compliments. Jumps to conclusions quickly.

25:45People like that, though. What, the risk? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Rubinho's actually, he's not the only ex-Brazil star to have served time recently. So, Dani Alves, Neymar's former Barcelona teammate, recently got let out after his sexual assault conviction was overturned. and it looks like he's gone full Russell Brand and become an evangelical preacher. So in Madrid a couple of weeks ago, there was this big convention of evangelical Christians. 40 ,000 of them came for this event at the Atletico Madrid Stadium and the headline speaker was none other than Daddy Alves. Wow. He told the crowd, I spent 14 months in prison, but in prison Christ set me free.

26:31Him and the parole board. yeah yeah was his a sex crime as well yeah was he was it but was it overturned no it was overturned yeah so but god still found him god god found him apparently if you ask him yeah um but yeah so he's he's out now i was looking into uh his his stint in the slammer apparently he was he was signing barcelona and brazil shirts that would get smuggled in and swapping that for cigarettes nice yeah nice see that's what i mean if you're if you're famous yeah you got to do what you got to do to survive. If you're famous, then you can just fucking, you've got currency. Yeah, you might as well.

27:04Ronaldinho looked like in the time of his life. Yeah, he was eating fucking steaks and shit, weren't he? Barbecue every Sunday. Barbecue, suckling pig. Yeah, and also his crime was like pretty harmless. What was he? Double passport. Forge passport. Yeah, we've all been there. It's a nice one. I also read somewhere that Messi sent Dani Alves a blanket with a picture of the two of them together.

27:28Something to comfort you. which I yeah I'm not entirely sure about that one I don't know it'd be quite nice I read somewhere else that it was just like some Barcelona branded bedding somewhere it said that it was like that's probably got the players on it yeah what is that like I heard it's cold in jail yeah I knitted this yeah surely that's getting sold for cigarettes sharpish that's serious that's a 20 deck yeah a lot of phone cards and hand sanitizer cocktails for that I see spice Messi had Messi paid his bail the first time Oh really? Really? Yeah and I think he had to pay bail twice he said publicly that Messi did pay the first one and then the second one the person understandably didn't want to be publicly bailed When Quincy Promise like that whole thing blew up Memphis Dubai was like everyone keeps asking me about my friendship with him but I'm also friends with Benjamin Mendy and Danny Elvis and no one asked me about that Don't say that mate Shut the fuck up loads of dodgy mates so it probably was Memphis Dubai yeah that was actually one of the names that was speculated oh there you go yeah he's sort of the cheerleader of prison FC he's not a manager as such but he's there for morale well so Danny Alves is just a Russell Brand figure now it's funny how Christianity has now become I guess because it has the whole forgiveness thing yeah it's a good thing to lean into isn't it yeah I hope Danny's better at finding his Bible passages than Russell.

28:59Actually, talking about Barcelona, they won the title. They smashed the league. I think they've got 92 points, something like that, and maybe 94. So they won the title on Sunday and first ever time that's been done in a Classico. Yeah, that is... Salt in the wound, really. It's weird they've never had a decider, but I guess it's quite rare. Is that two in a row? Titles, yeah. And Rashford scored the opener. Have you seen it? Great free kick. I'm pleased for him. I am as well. It's good to see him. I hope he stays there. Yeah. I hope he stays. I hope he has a good World Cup. He's got to take a pay card to stay.

29:30Apparently, that's the deal. Really? We'll see. I mean, he was on ridiculous money at Monday Night. Yeah. Do the right thing, Marcus. Yeah. Now, if he doesn't stay, it makes it look like he's been a dick. So we'll see. Anyway, celebrations look pretty fun. A bit wilder than Marcus's depressing Belfast Bender a couple of years back. They were actually... It's not hard. Yeah. That was ridiculous. Little boombox, wasn't it? Yeah. It looked a bit like one of Rafael Leal and Teo Hernandez's matches. but yeah in barca the fans were like flooding the streets um there was a good good pick here of casado and balde partying with the fans good they were live on insta just like with a massive crowd thick um yeah they were the fans were quite overexcited i would say apparently before the game they smashed their own team bus with rocks thinking it was the madrid bus we fucking love you but then yeah then they were out in the center it was like you know it's kind of jubilation you don't see that much in a city.

30:24You normally, in Barcelona's city center, you normally only get that when a gaggle of American tourists waddle down Las Ramblas with some poorly secured fanny packs. And actually, have you seen the video of Joan Gaspar? He was club president of Barcelona in the noughties. He's 81 now. There's a video of him jumping in the sea. Actually, he's not the only aging kingpin who'll be celebrating because Nicolas Maduro, you know, the Venezuelan president and he got snatched by the American Secret Special Forces. So he is a massive Barcelona fan. Massive, yeah. And he's obviously in jail at the moment in Brooklyn.

31:01But his son has been chatting to him and apparently he's buzzing about it. His son also revealed that when Barca got knocked out of the Champions League, he told him, damn, that shit. Didn't he do... That's the only quote he provided. As Messi sent him some bedsheets. Wasn't he doing... He was doing press conferences in COVID with a full Barcelona training kit. Yeah. He loves them. But I just love the way he's like, damn, that shit. I really can't catch a break at the moment. So I'm pleased for him to have the title. He's in the same jail that Diddy, Jelaine Maxwell and Luigi Mangione were all in.

31:38Interesting dinner party. And apparently he's been sharing a room with Takeshi69, the rapper. Wonder what the fuck they're talking about. Takeshi69's been like really spilling the beans on podcasts. Really? Yeah, he went on Aiden Ross, you know, that like fucking moron streamer guy. Went on his pod and was just like, yeah, man, he's fucking awesome. He came out of prison holding a signed photo of him. Oh my God, that's so good. You know how when they captured Maduro, Trump said, we use this secret weapon, I can't reveal details of it. It like discombobulated him, it's a new secret weapon. And everyone was like, what is it?

32:11And Takeshi69 said that Maduro told him all about it, but he's not going to say because he's scared he's going to be like. Oh my God. I mean, I would say, go on Takeshi69's Wikipedia. You will never see more crimes committed by a celebrity. So I don't know how much I trust his word. I mean, just look at a picture of the bloke. Surely Nicolas Maduro gets his own cell. He's not like, he's pretty high profile, high security. Trump's chucking him in, man. Diddy was in with Bankman Freed for a bit, wasn't he? Or am I getting confused? Diddy was sharing a cell with like someone else quite famous like that.

32:45What a mad duo. Speaking of Diddy and all this like mental celebrities, did you see the story over the weekend that Diddy and Fergie, Sarah Ferguson, had a friends with benefits relationship? Fuck off! Jack, will you just Google that? Probably see her in the slammer. I saw this. Is it bollocks? It's in a book that's come out. I saw Diddy bang Fergie and then I saw a tweet being like isn't it convenient that Sarah Alex Ferguson has like disappeared from public with health conditions just when it comes out that he banged Pea, didn't he? You probably would have guessed black-eyed peas, Fergie, first.