Session 134: Morgan Stewart

21:53Hello? Amazing. Yeah, it's to die for. Also, they used to have a chopped green salad with endive, and they would add shrimp and mango to it. I don't know if they still have it, but that was really good. But every time I ate it, I was like, I also don't like this. They have this pasta. It's like the swirly, and it's sausage and broccoli. It's like aglio-olio, but with sausage and broccoli and swirly. Okay, we'll do that. Also, by the way, I love this mic. You do? Yeah, it's thick and proper. No, this is easy. It goes with you. It's very stressful to have to play into a mic that doesn't move. Right.

22:25I also constantly move. Yeah, constantly. I'm like forward, backward, sideways. Tell me. What? One of my highest compliments I've ever gotten was from you. What? You complimented. You said outfit good. Oh. Or you said good outfit. I can't. No, that's one thing about me. I cannot text. And I didn't realize how big of a deal it was. And all my friends called me and they said, Morgan Stewart just complimented your outfit. Oh my God. It was in, I was in Cannes and I wore a white Gucci button down. Yes, yes, yes. That was a really good outfit. Yes. And you said cute outfit. Yeah, that was really good.

22:55I feel like it was so weird we hadn't met earlier. I know. And then we saw each other at the Dior Cafe. Okay. And now we're both going tonight. Yes. Oh my God. And we're going to the Dior show tonight. We're going to the, did you get the key? Of course I got the key. It's my new key chain. Yeah. It's a cute key. Let me tell you something about Jonathan Anderson. He will take a brand and put it to the top. Yeah. I love, since Loewe, like he does it for me. He's brilliant. He's brilliant. Yeah. It's really nice to see. I thought the book tote collection was brilliant. Yeah. The Dracula hoodie. All of it.

23:22But yeah, I'm really excited. Are you going to go to the after party? Yes, but like what is, can we talk about the after party? Because I'm confused. It's confused. It's not at Bar Chateau. It's at Chateau Marmont. I think I want to black out, but like who's, just like, how are they holding this? I'm just ready. I'm ready to after the show. Yes. Get in the car and start drinking. Yeah, 100. I'm probably going to have a cocktail before the show, right? One? Well, my issue is if I. Start. It makes my cheeks really rosy. Okay, but can't we take something for that? Well, you also have like glam. I have a great team.

23:53Yeah? I have a great team. I have a great stylist, Cindy Lopez, a great glint. I love Sydney. You know Sydney? Are you kidding me? Joe Jonas is my husband's best friend. What? Yes. Why don't we do a big dinner? Yeah. Oh my God. Louise, are you down? And Sydney is like such a sweetie. Like she's such a good girl. Sydney also just like, no, she's like fine tuned. I came in the other day. I never cry. and somebody on my team had to leave for another job. It was so nothing personal. She just had a better opportunity but she's been with me since day one and I never cry and I just love her so much that I just started hysterically sobbing.

24:31Allie, I love you. And she's like literally like believed in me since day one and I walked into the house hysterically sobbing and I had to do a fitting for this commercial I was doing and Sydney was in. And Cindy was doing it with me. And Cindy brought stuff. Like she also like, Cindy will like personal shop for me. She's the sweetest girl and I love her. And she's kind of only doing guys. Yeah, she's good at it. Which I also think is really important. Like you want to find somebody that like has their niche and knows what they're doing. And have it be a woman. Yeah. Amen. Amen. But yeah, no, we definitely should do a big dinner.

25:06Yeah, come on. Either here or in New York. Because I feel like Joe's also all over the place. Oh yeah, well they're always, she styles Joe well. I know, he looks great. The tour stuff looks great. The street style stuff looks great. She's doing all three of those boys. I know. Have you met all of them? Yeah. Yeah. They were like the first people I ever met in the industry. Yeah. They're very nice boys. They're lovely. Yeah. They really are. For being so famous for so long. I know. That's the thing about them. Like consistently famous to the same level is kind of crazy. Crazy. Like that doesn't happen.

25:31No. But for them it does. I know. Did you? Okay. This is completely off topic. Did you like party in LA hard in the early 2000s? What's considered the early 2000s? Like 2005? Four or five. Yeah. Three, four, five. Like did you ever see Lindsay Lohan at a club? Yes. Shout out. Lindsay's like the queen of the queens. I mean, I wasn't doing it that, that's very early on, but like, yeah, I mean, I feel like I've been around. I'm literally, yeah. What's the club called? LaDue. Yeah, I used to go to LaDue all the time. LaDue was so fun, but I was still like very young. Do you feel that LA coming back?

26:03Ever? Or do you think we're done with - Okay, ever? No, I think, well also the thing is, is like when I hear people that are like, like when I was 20, okay, when I was like 17 to 27, I was literally going out every, it was like, if you, okay, let's take like 21 to 25. It was a different club every night and you were going fucking hard. That doesn't happen anymore. And I feel like the youth isn't doing that now. Now everyone's like drinking coffee and getting up at seven to go to yoga. Not New York. Okay, good. Because I just, when you asked me if it's going to come back, I'm like, do the people want to do that?

26:34People here don't, in New York, my friends are going out every single night. Well, I feel like I see that from Julia. Yeah. On TikTok and stuff. Julia's going out every single night. Well, she slowed down a little bit, but Peyton has not slowed down. I like Peyton. I love Peyton. I think Peyton's a little spicy and funny. She's a little, she's a little chihuahua. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Peyton will getcha. Yeah, I like her. Yeah. I like that. Cause she's it. I think LA is gonna come back but it's gonna really take like, cause I also think the industry is so different now. Like before we used to have like a hold on the industry and like things used to get like only made here.

27:04I think things are diversifying and moving out. Also things are so expensive. So I just, I don't know. It's gonna come back but I just don't know if it's gonna come back to that level. Okay. What do you think is like the trend of the summer that hasn't been announced yet? What do you think the color of the summer is? And what do you think the trend of the summer is? Okay. I think the color of the summer is Navy. Oh, okay. Tell me more. I'm just like really drawn to Navy. I think like dark, solid colors like that are like done very sophisticatedly are like gorgeous. I think that's good. Like a Navy one piece, Navy shorts, Navy like cardigan, Navy tank, like Navy.

27:36I see that. A lot of Navy. I've been saying orange, but I speak out of my ass. I love orange. I love orange all the time. But I speak out of my ass. I get it. So do I. Navy. And I do feel like, what was the second part of the question? A trend that hasn't like been discovered yet that you think is a trend of the summer. Well, I'm just going to say we're coming out with these flare khaki shorts that are going to be the trend of the summer. Flare khaki. Yeah. So cute. Kind of looks like a skirt, but they're shorts. They're so cute. Okay. And I definitely think things are just becoming like funkier, more interesting, more textured, more layered, like different fabrics.

28:06Like it's just sort of like girls are done with being minimalistic. They want to be like loud and bold and have fun. Do you think the love story CBK was the end of that minimalistic? Like that was like the final hurrah. Yeah. I think it's easier to dress minimalistically because people are usually just like running out and they're like, I'm going to grab this shirt with this pants. Like you have to be creative. The thing with CBK and everyone trying to be CBK is the reason CBK was CBK is because CBK wasn't trying to be CBK. Yeah. 100%. Do you know what I mean? I got it. I fucking latched on and did it.

28:31Yeah. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? It's like CBK was like in these, like you can't be CBK. No, and also like, again, truly like the effortless nature that that woman walked around in. Like, I mean, even the clothes were so ahead of its time. Like her knowing of fashion was something that like cannot be emulated. It cannot be studied. Like no matter how hard you try, like even the stupid headband with the fucking ponytail, like that's bananas because it's so nothing. But like, I'm not putting a headband down with a ponytail. It will only look good on her. Yeah. And it's, and I also think she like got broadcast out to like a very young generation who didn't know who she was.

29:02And it was like, oh my God. But it's like, no, you can't. Yeah. We gotta stop. We gotta move on. We have to move on. I also think like girls need to just stop being like, like we all just need to live for ourselves, shop our closets, have a good time and chill the fuck out. Right. It's become like way too manic, way too stressful. Like the shopping, the needing the things, I don't have this. Like it's minute to minute. Now, even to myself, I said to my assistant yesterday, I said, I'm not going to buy clothes because I have so much stuff to the point where I don't know how to put things together anymore.

29:28Like my creative brain has shut down and I can't keep filling that hole with more clothes. Oh shit. You can. It's fun. It's new. But like I'm like, okay, this is, I'm getting warped in this room. No, no, no. I've been relying on retail therapy a little bit and I clocked myself the other day. But I have been going to this vintage store. Okay. They have one in New York and LA. It's appointment only. What's it called? It's called Moth Food. I don't know what that is, but it's fabulous. It's fabulous. Yeah, okay. And this is from Moth Food. Okay, like I have a vintage t-shirt guy I'll send you to, by the way.

29:56I love a vintage t-shirt. He's amazing. My husband gets like the best ones. I get all my shit there from Moth Food now. Like I just go and we go and they have everything. It's all curated. It's all very well organized. It's the best. It's fun to buy things if it's adding to you. But I feel like I was just buying things in a dark hole on my computer. And I'm like, I'm not wearing this. I don't love online shopping. I hate online shopping. I did buy this online. And I was like, this might not fit. I turned to my best friend. I was like, if this doesn't fit, this can be yours. Because I'm like, this is a hit or a miss.

30:22But like online shop, there is something about picking something off the rack. Emotional. I hate trying shit on though. So do I. And I'll buy things and I'll try them on and they won't fit. and it'll be too late to return them. Yeah, and then it's like, what now? What now? I hate that. Are we allowed to drink water? So funny. You are not the first to ask that. I mean, I also ask it on my own show because I'm like, well, it's weird because, but also if you're sitting for an hour, people drink, they look at their phone. Like it's crazy to have an uninterrupted conversation for a whole fucking hour.

30:48I know. And trust me, I'm like, I'm sitting in my podcast now and I'm like, oh my God, this is so long. And I'm having anxiety. I know, but I don't feel that way with you. I read you very well. Yeah. Yeah. Did you know you were going to be famous? No, but I've always wanted to be. But so did you kind of know? No, I worked at a record label. I know, but I like felt like, I feel like people who become famous know they're going to become famous. I never knew. I've always wanted it. I've been desperate for it. Desperate. Like anything for it. But, and I've always been quite open about that. Which is why, yes, which is why it happens.

31:20It's always the people that are like, I guess I'll do that. Ooh, creepy. No. Own it. Own it. Own it or don't do it. I want it. I want it. I want to make people laugh. I want people to clap for me. I want to be entertaining. Correct. I want to entertain you. I want to do all those things as well. Are you ready to get into the tell me what's wrongs? Oh, yeah. I don't even know what this is. I can't wait. Okay, so these are the pussies right in, and they tell us what's wrong, and we give them advice. Okay, I'm scared. So you'll be great for it. Okay, good. Can I sit like this? Because I need to. Yeah.

31:47Shoes are those. They're gorgeous. Gorge. Chanel. There's no soul on the cash. Do you ever wish Chanel made men's, or do you think it would take away? We don't need to do it. I think like there's certain things, but no, I don't think Chanel needs to make men's. Okay. It's a very feminine brand to me. I know, but like I tried some shit on in Chanel the other day and I was like, this could work. Okay. Like a blazer. But it was like$10 ,000. 100%. And like, I can't do that to myself. Yeah. Not for this. Totally. As a Gen Z-er, I'm actually stressed out about everything all the time. Okay. I mean, I'm a millennial and I'm stressed out all the time too, so.

32:23It's politics, but also just my peers in this generation, et cetera, et cetera. Thing is, I'm already in therapy, and my therapist isn't the best at handling this topic since she's far older and cannot fully relate. We've been together for a very long time, since early high school, so she's also kind of family at this point. What do I do here? Bye. Time to break up. Just broke up with my therapist. Yeah, me too, actually. It was too long. I really like her. And, you know, you get – the thing about therapy is that you get stuck in it, and you don't want to have to re-explain your problems to a new person.

32:48Yeah, yeah. It's very convenient. Yeah. But if you're literally having an issue that your therapist cannot relate to, it is time to move on. Whoever wrote that already knows that, by the way. Yeah. I just got, I just, I'm like soft breaking up with my old therapist and I'm starting a new one. This new one is amazing. Amazing. I had the best therapy today. Girl or boy? Girl. Girl. Older. Older. And like, she's incredible because she just, it's not about understanding generation to generation. I mean, it could be, but it's really not. Like she like kind of hit the nail on the head with me today.

33:18Yeah. She like hit the nail on the head. I was really upset about something someone had wrote about me. I get it. And she was like, well, what happened after that? And I was like. Oh, I love a follow up question. And I was like, well, I was very upset. And she said, okay, but then like, did your podcast do well? Like did more people watch? And I was like, yeah, a lot more people watch. And she said, so if you could go back in time, would you have less people watch? Oh, she's like leading you to water in a very clear way, but like also making you do the work. And I was like, no, I guess I wouldn't.

33:46Yeah. And she was like, so there's your answer. See, yeah, when they put too much information out and you're having to sift through and be like, well, just tell me. Yeah, and she taught me this thing. She was like, palms. She makes me put my palms up like this. She's like, you can't deal with the past. You can't deal with the present or the future. You only think you can have is the present. Palms. Palms up. Guys, palms up. Take me. That's the name of the episode, palms up. Palms up. I love, that's my tradition. I like name the episode for the host because usually they're like, can I come on your show?

34:14Let's lock it in. Let's lock it in. I want to spend every second of my life with you no I would love it so fucking much we will have a totally different conversation well I need to go to dinner with you and Roxy by the cause she no one makes me cackle like that way that woman does I know Alice and I die for Roxy like every time we go to an event we're like we are so fucking excited to see Roxy you know what's interesting and not to bring up the signs again cause she just came on my podcast so Roxy's May 21st I'm May 22nd is she a Taurus she's a Gemini we're both Gemini but we're literally a year apart we have like a soul connection and I just found out that she has Aquarius placements and I had never known that you know she's just kind of like like it's a little loopy-doo like I'm like this makes so much sense like she's not loopy-doo no she's like she's sharp as a tack but she's a little just like I don't care like it's yeah like you see in an Instagram gate she's sitting there yeah but you can tell she was on your side right you could tell the second that that ended she said to you I'd be pissed too yeah I mean also like the fact that these things are coming back up now no the Instagram is funnier than I recall.

35:13I know. I was watching that and I was like actually cackling. I sent it to Louise. She goes, I've seen it. I don't even remember where we were. You were in New York. Okay, see, I didn't even know that. Yeah. I'm starting a new job as a nurse and it's a lot. Like I knew what I was getting myself into, but I've never dealt with stress in hours like this. What are some great ways besides this pod? Oh my God. Thank you. Sweet. To help me de-stress when I'm coming home from work, especially on late nights. TV. TV or smoke a joint or drink a lot of water. I don't know. A joint and a television show.

35:43Go into a television show. Go to Shondaland. Shondaland is what we need to do? Go visit, get a passport to Shondaland. Yeah, it's not a euphoria for you. No, go to Shondaland. There's Scandal, How to Get Away with Murder, Grey's Anatomy, Bridgerton, which I've never seen, but I've heard it's great. I haven't either, yep. Shondaland will take you to places that you don't know exist. You will fall, because also what I've noticed about Shondaland, now that I've seen so many of her shows, she casts theater actors. They're all theater. they all come from theater backgrounds. Like she's talented. They're coming from like off-Broadway, Broadway shows.

36:16Like they are like, they like Viola, Davis, Kerry Washington has a theater background. Like these are all the people in Scandal. Like I went to a play reading the other day. Kaya did a reading at like one of, like a playhouse. Okay. And the guy who wrote the play, I'm looking at him. I'm like, is that, how is Doyle from Scandal? And it was. And Tom from Scandal was in the audience supporting him. Okay, can I tell you something? Yeah. I've never seen Scandal. You've never seen Scandal? I need to do it, right? The show, Scandal is the greatest, one of the greatest shows I've ever seen in my life.

36:47I've actually seen Scandal three times. It is Julia's favorite show. Okay, I am watching Scandal starting to make toast, Dior. You have to text me and Julia in a group chat. I don't even have Julia. We're gonna do numbers after. We'll do numbers after this. And that's like Julia and I, oh, and Peyton. I feel like I need Peyton to like me. Peyton loves you. And by the way, Peyton loves Scandal. We put her onto Scandal. It's the best show of all time. I'm gladiators in suits. You got to just get behind it. You will not be able to stop. Okay. Have you seen Veep? I'm on season two of Veep or three.

37:16It's phenomenal. Phenomenal. We always rewatch Veep every two years. It's very hard for me to get like a comedy show really has to like I, it's funny because I used to watch comedy as a kid a lot, like 30 Rock, How I Met Your Mother, Friends I was in and out of, but it was How I Met Your Mother and 30 Rock for me that were like really the ones and Girls. I'm going to start rewatching Girls again. Okay. But I can't start rewatching Girls until I finish her book. I also feel like, I obviously don't have OCD, but like I'm on high alert of everything all the time. Yeah. Like I'm always like, I don't want to think that because it might happen.

37:45Right. That is OCD, my love. Okay, so maybe I'm a little OCD. Yeah. I can't believe I just called you my love. No, by the way, all day, please. By the way, I've been using my love all day. I've been using my love all day, but people get really angry. People either love it or get angry about it. But I'm also not like tapping on things. Sorry, is that an ignorant comment? No, it's not offensive. I do that. I used to do that. And now you don't need to. into much more of just like... But do you have any like, do you like, can you just like shower? No problem. Like you just like... No. No, you have to.

38:17Showering is actually one of my hardest things. Okay. And that's why I love my New York apartment so much because the pressure is so good. So... I understand that. Pressure is very important. It's very important and it makes showering better and showering is hard for me because I have OCD and when the shower... So basically the shower I have here, I have to turn on two knobs. I have to turn on the first knob and then the second knob. In New York, it's one knob. One knob. Okay, good. And it just like makes it easier. And you have like a system? Like hair first, body first? No, no, no. It doesn't matter.

38:41Well, sometimes. But I have a system that I won't even say out loud because it's just like for therapy. Get it. But like it's, yeah, I have a system. I like have to think certain things. Like it's crazy. It's crazy. People have no idea. Oh, my God. No idea. Was this always the case? Always. I knew it was bad in COVID. I couldn't get out of bed. And I said, okay, I need to get out of bed. Because it was affecting my work. Once it was affecting my work at the, because I used to work at a record label. But once it was affecting my work, I was like, I have a problem. I'm not – because I would let it fuck up everything.

39:10I was like, I can't let it fuck up this. I know this opportunity is too good to be true. Yep. I was very fulfilled and I was like, I can't fuck this up. So I got on meds and I just switched my meds and they're amazing. Okay, good. I need help choosing between two men. Oh. I have a thing for both of them but not super interested in an open relationship. Well, what?

39:33Oh, my God. That was funny. Or even like polycules, et cetera. Yeah, neither am I. One of them is very smart, relatively handsome, skinny kid who can cook and hold a conversation with me. The other is an athletic golden retriever, LMAO. He sounds dumber. Yeah, and the dumber ones are worse than bad. Yeah. We all three have the hots, and I want to make a decision on who to cuff for summer. That was a very poorly worded. No, it was me. We all three have the hots, and I want to make a decision on who to cuff for summer. What do you think? Not super serious, just looking for a tiebreaker, LMAO. Go with the smart one that can cook.

40:11But we all have the hots, meaning the three of them together? I'm not understanding that. I don't get it. I don't understand that. I don't understand that. My thing is go with the guy who can cook. Go with the guy that can cook. And what a beautiful problem to have. Also, she said he was skinny and funny. Didn't she say funny or something? You know what? I think this is a gay man. Oh, of course it is. Yeah. Why did we think woman right away? It was totally, it's totally a gay guy. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Cause it goes straight into open relationship. I think this is a gay guy. But then also like, why are we cutting someone?

40:41They just don't want to deal. Oh my God. I'm like steamy for this person. Yeah. I would totally just like keep that going. Yeah. Have a messy summer. Charlie's releasing new music. Ariana's releasing new music. Like, come on. I was thinking about the tour on the way here, but also the thing is if you cut one, you're just going to want them to come back. So you might as well, if you're all three in it, you might as well just stay in it. And watch scandal. I prescribe scandal. She fucks them both the whole time. Oh my God, sorry. It's fine. It's the point. It's like the plot. It's the whole point.

41:06Yeah. Okay, I can't wait. It's amazing. I prescribe scandal. Talk about a good love triangle. Have a love triangle summer. I agree. Be messy. Be outside. Go in the, like, go fuck around. Yeah, two people and you're all into each other. I am into it. Hopefully we understood that correctly because it was a little bit of a loop-de-loop. No, I think we did. Okay, good. They were just deciding between, like, if you want to marry one, marry the one that can cook, obviously. And who's smarter? You can't marry someone dumb. Yeah, you can't. That's it. I haven't had a crush, a real honest to God crush in years.

41:34Like maybe since the start of college. I'm 26 and single and have been since. Like I said, the start of college. I just legit don't get it. I get attracted to people. Maybe we even hook up and I want nothing to do with them within a week. Like we got to get this libido up help. I think you're avoiding attachment. I think you need a therapist. Also, let me play. Apparently he's amazing for libido. Let me play. Okay, yeah. I mean, I definitely think we need to be like working from the ground up. Like there's something going on there. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. I get it, though. Having a crush makes the world open up.

42:04So much brighter. I know. My problem is that my friend keeps dressing her toddler in the same outfits that I'm dressing mine. I, whoa. Wow, Nolan, sometimes you really, like, the thing is, like, Nolan doesn't know. By the way, that was from another batch, and I put it in with this one. Nolan, you go off me. I don't know. I just had a feeling that they were working. I would fucking claw a bitch down. At first I thought it was so cute, but now six months later, it's just getting a bit obsessive. I want to say something to her about it, but I don't want to come across as rude. Help, it's hard because she's a first-time mother too.

42:41Help SOS get away from this woman. That is fucking crazy. I would lose my mind. My mom had a friend like that who dressed her daughter the exact same way as me. And then I've obviously had to like carry this burden my whole life. But I'm not kidding. That goes deeper than the clothes. You think? Yes. No, I know. Is it like single white female? Yeah, it's like literally like no identity, no sense of self, like following you. And then could you imagine if I came to work every day and I was wearing what you were wearing? Oh. That's insane. Yeah. It's a crazy person does that. You need to run for the hills.

43:11I'm like, no, there's nothing. Okay. No, bye. We're done. We're done. Wow. That is crazy behavior. Yeah. It's like one thing to be like, oh, we got the same sweater or once in a while you like come across the same things because you're shopping in the same places to literally have your daughter dress like her daughter every time. Bye. Bye. Bye-bye. Bye. Ta-ta. I accidentally sent a nude to the wrong person. Oh. Ooh. Awful. Of course it was meant to go to my boyfriend, but I sent it and waited for a response. After like three minutes, I wondered why he hadn't said anything and saw I sent it to a female co-worker.

43:42Oh, at least it was another girl. Still. How do you fuck that up? It's nice it's not a guy, yeah. But me and her aren't exactly close either. I have no idea if she saw it. She saw it. What do you mean? Of course she saw it. She probed it. Like, who doesn't read their texts? And we haven't spoken about it at work. please let the fuck help you have to just go up to her and be like I know you saw my nude well first of all also if you can't you like you text somebody and knew you have it like in your literal text messages text them back and be like I am so sorry this wasn't for you it's weird she left it have solace in the fact that she can't send that anywhere or else it's revenge porn and that's illegal that is illegal right so have yes it's I think it's a new law that was passed actually and have solace in the fact that that is illegal yeah but I think she needs to just like text her and be like I am so sorry because the girl's probably weirded out yeah especially when you don't say anything because you're like it was that meant for me are people fucking okay what the fuck are we talking about if i sent my tits to somebody that i was working on my podcast that i wasn't friends with i'd be like they're great but they're not for you i'm sorry right come on come on hello yeah say something yeah jesus christ if my boyfriend and i make a mess on my comforter if you know what i mean should he offer to have it cleaned what are these questions okay my comforter doesn't fit in my washing machine and it costs like 35 to have it dry I cleaned and I just cleaned it two weeks ago.

44:53I hinted how annoyed I was that I have to get it cleaned again, but he didn't offer anything except for detailed solutions for me to get it fixed. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. If he's sticking it in you, he's cleaning up the mess. Correct. That is like my, I had a gay friend that was like, if a mess happens and he's sticking it in you, that is, and he is weirded out by that. That is a him problem. You should be so weirded out by him. Agreed. A hundred percent. You should not be paying for that at all. Recently, my best friend has not talked about anything other than boys, me, and it's nonstop. Every fucking convo.

45:22It was fun for a sec, but now she doesn't even ask me how I am or anything. She just texts me when she needs advice about a guy. No, one-way friendship doesn't work. She's not invested in you. Unless this is a long-term friendship and you care about fixing it, you have a direct conversation with them and be like, I don't feel like you're giving a shit about me. But other than that, these things, once you're at this point, move on. Okay, cut him off. Yeah. I guess, right? Damn. Yeah, it just, I feel like when people know the answers to a lot of these questions, they just want validation. Yeah, well, Morgan's here to validate you.

45:53Yeah, we're done with that friendship. I just started seeing this man, and the other night he's outside my apartment, blasting music at 3 a.m., pissed drunk. Oh, romantic. Yeah. He was asking if he could come in and hang, and I just slammed the door. Oh, so romantic. The next day he texted me, you free tonight? Obsessed. Oh, my God. I asked him if he remembers last night, and he had no idea what I was talking about. SOS. Oh, he has a drinking problem. Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. So that's an issue. Yeah, that is an issue. I wouldn't deal with that for too long. Yeah, maybe just no. Yeah. The last one.

46:20Oh, okay. Wow. How? I mean, you're quick with it. Yeah, I get it. My boyfriend of five years, who was also my best friend for 12 years, recently broke up with me out of the blue. He emphasized that he didn't want to lose me from his life permanently because we have been friends since we were 13. However, I found out that a month after he broke my heart, he was already living with a new random girl. He was fucking her before. Yeah. The only reason I found out was because his new girlfriend caught him texting me. This prompted me to leave a couple of notes on his truck for he and his girlfriend to find.

46:50I was just congratulating him on losing his job. Cunt. Love that. And that I hope his job hunting is going well for a loser like him. He tried and failed to get a restraining order against me for it. That's a crazy thing to get a restraining order. Wait, this is, no, no, there's missing pieces of this story. You think? She's a little cookie cookie and you lost me at the truck. I don't know what's happening. Okay. I'm tired of still being so angry and heartbroken over a man that couldn't care less about me. Please prescribe me remedies. You should watch Someone Great and How to Be Single. I co-signed that one.

47:16Those are just, you watch them, they teach you how to be alone. Yeah, I think that's important. like there's so yeah exercise go for walks focus on your friendships I definitely read strangers by oh what's her name Louise every time I forget Burden it was so good I need to read it I read it on the plane in literally four hours did you turn to your husband and say never fucking do this to me I he wasn't with me thank God but like I it's what's so scary about that not to make this so dark but like that can just happen I know anyone to anyone at any time regardless of any sort of situation and I think it's yeah it's very scary that's why I always tell everybody like especially women you need to have a sense of self your own income your own job and your own purpose uh-huh do you watch housewives yeah are you watching Rhode Island no do I need to you gotta watch Rhode Island okay I'm so inconsistent with the housewives you gotta watch house you gotta watch Rhode Island okay I will so Morgan what did we learn today what did we learn we learned clothing doesn't fill emotional holes.

48:15Very well said. Despite that we would like it to. Yes, it doesn't. And then also to be creative. To be creative. What did we learn? We learned that your color of the summer is navy. Yes, important. Flared shorts are in. Yes, and we learned that we can drink water. On a podcast. On a podcast. Yeah. There you go. Well, Morgan, I adore you. I adore you. And you're going to watch Candle. That is, I'm literally leaving now. You're going to watch Candle. Yeah, do go do that. I love you. and I'll see you at the show tonight. Yes, I love you. It's so fun. I love you. Bye, pussies.