Session 81: Goodbye Girls!

22:05The AMFs were. Is this like a known thing? Like, do they have AMFs, like, at bars? Yeah. AMFs was the thing. The blue drinks. The blue AMFs. Adios, motherfuckers. Like, they were. What was your favorite Banditos night ever? I don't, like, remember things from freshman year. Senior year, I remember every second. Honestly, one of. Senior year was, like, so special to me. I'll remember my least favorite Banditos night ever. Well, can I say favorite first? Yeah. Oh, when I had to pick you up? I think it was maybe. You picked me up from that? Okay, you first. Well, I was just going to say, this is just one of them.

22:38It was an invite pregame. And we just got. My nipples are hard. I know exactly what you're talking about. So fucking shit faced at the pregame. It was so fun. It was the SIGCHI invite. Yeah. We literally. That's my favorite. We literally. You went with an upperclassman. You were gone. To the invite. Already like so fucked up. Already like wearing like the boys jackets. We were like this is our night. That was the best night of my life. Actually straight up. That was the best night of my life. What's the song, the T-Pain song that played on the party bus? That played on the party bus? And I was like shaking my like non-existent ass and I can't dance.

23:19And I thought I was like the coolest bitch in the world. I have the videos. We have to put one of them in. The videos of us on the party bus are electric. What was I going to say? Your least favorite night? My least favorite night of Bandidos. I will never, ever, ever forget it. It was sophomore year. It was the first night we got back. And it was when all the freshmen came. And we were sophomores. I remember. And I just remember being like, oh, things are different. Yeah. And it was like a rough realization. And then we were like. Because college was like reverse high school. Like being a freshman was like the coolest thing in the world.

23:53It was. That was my least favorite Pantitos night. And then they got raided like multiple times. Somebody got like stabbed outside of it. I mean like Annette literally like got like taken by the FBI. Where is she now? I don't know. We should look it up. I hope she's doing so well. I love her. And we went back, was this like junior or senior year? We went back one night and there was just like a big poster board that said, no USC fake IDs. No USC students allowed. It was our sophomore year. That was our sophomore year. It was? Fuck. It was our sophomore. Because we didn't go back ever again. I don't think we went back senior year.

24:22Well, it closed. It was closed. Yeah. It closed when we were still sophomores. There was just like a few nights of freshman year. Well, I would say my favorite Banditos nights were second semester because that's when we got comfortable at Banditos. So that's when we could like show up and just drink. Yes. like first freshman year it was like well is everyone going there tonight what's the deal and then sophomore the second semester it was like we knew Annette like we were like in and out and also like sometimes some people like wouldn't get in like if they were being like finicky about our fakes like but then that didn't happen where was everyone's fake 80 from mine was Delaware Connecticut Pennsylvania Michigan smart and mine was like my real address and everything because I heard that like yeah it's true if you do it like that then you can't get in trouble for anything else because if it's like your real name your real address it's like yeah that is my house I'm not impersonating anything I know a favorite Banditos night when we texted Annette to open the day we got back from spring break.

25:12Spring break. Yep. Yep. And it was St. Patty's Day. I remember what I was wearing. Me too. And I had like a little clover on my face and I was wearing, maybe was it like your Fiorucci like t-shirt with the pink and yellow? I think it was yours. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There was some pretty, everyone had like that one shirt that they wore over and over and over again. What was yours? you had that one. It was like kind of cropped. Probably like the Balenciaga one maybe. I get too much Cobain. Oh yeah. Holy shit. Also your Balenciaga t-shirt that like everyone wanted to borrow. Yeah. Jake wore it one night and was like you wore it to the Hypebeast party.

25:52Yep I did. I wore it to the Hypebeast party. You wore it to the Hypebeast party. The Thunder Chasers. What was everyone's favorite like least favorite like mixer that we had. Mixer? I'll tell you mine right now. That was just the night that we realized. We have to tell this story. Have we not? We totally told. Maybe on tour? Yeah, maybe on tour. That was the night. Wait, have we? Maybe we have. That was the night when we all went. I was in love with ****. In love. He wanted nothing to do with me. You were in love with ****. He wanted nothing to do with you. Nothing to do with anyone. I wasn't in love with anyone.

26:29A common theme for us is obviously crashing out. do you remember when I was crashing out so bad probably my worst crash ever and Brett had her car and her car was just like the most sacred best place ever like if you're having a problem like you want to go on a drive with Brett I was so fucking upset over this guy and Brett was like, let's just go on a drive. So we start driving. We are driving for so long. One of our friends texts Brett and I, hey, are you guys going to San Diego, Santa Barbara? Santa Barbara. Hey, are you guys going to Santa Barbara? And we were like, we should probably turn around now.

27:11Oh, I loved those drives. Those were the best. Those were the best. I haven't had a drive like that. We had one of those on like a Friday night junior year and we listened to him. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Brett and I once drove to Ventura County. Yeah, we did. We got fucking so much traffic. Yeah, Brett and I also almost died once. I think that was the same drive. Me and Brett have driven so many places. So many places. Home from Vegas at three in the morning. Okay, what was everyone's biggest COVID scare? What do you mean? Because you didn't have to worry. But like when we would go to Xer. Oh, yeah.

27:43Why didn't I have to worry? You had it so early on. You got it. Oh. Is it that you can't get it again? No, but like she had like everyone was like, okay, like you Peyton has six months. You have antibodies. Yeah, like, you know, oh my god. Sorry. The antibodies. I haven't heard that word in forever. Well, mine was when. You actually got it on my birthday. I got it on your birthday, yeah. That was. I don't remember. Do you remember, though? I remember. I'm standing at the pregame, and I get a text from Julia, walk to the bathroom. I said, give me 30 seconds. She texts me. I have COVID. I go, oh no.

28:25The pregame's ready for Jake. My surprise pregame. We're waiting for the surprise. One thing about Jake, every single year, he is like, okay, who's planning my surprise birthday? It's like, at this point, you have planned it. Oh, well do you remember when I got COVID and I told you guys and you were in the Cabo airport? Oh, I'm so mad. No, we were on our way to Cabo. That Cabo trip was electric. So fucking fun. Yeah. Ever. So fucking fun. No, no, that wasn't. Those were two different trips. I was talking about our senior year, Cabo. No, we're talking about, well, which was so fun, but we're talking about.

29:02Oh, yeah, that one. Oh, that was a really fun trip, too. I think we had fun. Yeah, I had fun. We got the master. Yeah. Me and Brett made that trip our bitch. We said, as you girls should. I mean, as you girls should. We're going to take this room. Yeah. Oh, we had so much fun. Is that Alice? Yeah. We had a lot of fun. Al. Wait, I loved that. Me, too. That just made me excited for Europe. True. Alice. We've been together in so long. So long. Alice, pull up a chair. Pull up a chair. Hey. Hi, Al. Yes. La boo boo. What is this? Yay. Yay.

29:38Al is here. Yay. With your Piccadilly. Hello, boo boo. We were talking about COVID, Alice. Oh, well, that's something I don't think anyone knows about. No. Jake's COVID era in Washington Heights. We would see him in his little library, which we called it the book room. The only place he could FaceTime. Because I shared a room with my brother. And then all of a sudden, he'd go on mute and we'd see frantic movies around the apartment. And he'd be in the green bedroom with the bed with the railing. And then after about an hour, his mom would pick him out and say, I'm going to bed. Yes, yes. Yes. Yeah.

30:19Do you remember when then I would have to talk and Luke would be like, shut the fuck up. You'd get a call. And you had your SpongeBob quilt. You'd get a call from Jake. He'd be sitting on the floor whispering, being like, sorry. Do you remember when I would go to the bathroom? Yes. Yes. Sorry, my family's asleep. That's when I learned you had a dog. That's also what I would do anytime I FaceTime at home. Well, you always... The one thing about Peyton is her chandelier in her room is, like, very close to her bed. It's super close. It's literally right there. Why is it so close? I don't know. You know you have a dog.

30:55Two. Poodles, right? Poodles. Two poodles. He once ate Peyton's slippers. Did they? Yes. Which ones? Duke ate your slippers. Yeah. Okay, what are you guys therapist about today? Well, should we talk about your new boobs, Brett? Yay! How are you feeling? I honestly feel really good. They look so fire. They look really good and I'm really happy. But what's annoying is that my surgeon said I have to stay in the surgical bra all the time for the next two weeks. That's fine. It's like a cast. Now week. Yeah, that's fine. It's just annoying. How bad did it hurt the day you got them done? So bad. I was in a lot of pain.

31:38It looks like you got a lift. They look really good. They look unbelievable. I think gravity will make them fall a little. But I do think, like you guys know, my boobs were always sitting nicely. Brett has the best tits on the planet. Do you remember? What? It's not right. Do you remember? Were they always like that in college? Always. We were all not freshman year. Freshman year I came and I was like a good C, which was shocking given I hadn't hit the second puberty yet and I was like a runner. And I remember vividly like Olivia Abrams in a core power class was like, wait, you have boobs. And I was like, really?

32:16Like whatever. And then they exploded. But they were always like sitting. No, do you remember the Cabo picture though? Yeah. Yeah, me and Brad. And the blue suit. I posted like a bikini photo. And it had like a gazillion cents. In Cabo. It literally broke the internet. It broke the internet. It's like. Do you remember how hard it used to be to make TikToks before they like updated their interface? We need to. You don't remember. You remember. Remember it would take you like a day to edit. it like one day. Well, Brett would have like the, she would use splice. Yeah. And she would post like the aesthetic ones.

32:44I still, yeah, I was really, I was in the trenches on TikTok for a while trying to like find my. Do you know, do you remember when you would have to write it out and then like put the duration? What? I don't really remember. I still use splice sometimes, but yeah. Why'd you bring that up? Just because it reminded me of it for some reason. Like, do you remember like how hard it was to edit? Yeah. But I'm still like recovering and like it's just like a little bit annoying. Yeah. It was a big surgery. It's a big surgery. You've handled it like a champ. Thank you. Are the scars under the tit? Yeah.

33:20So it's like right under. Yeah. It's like this and then right under. Like a line down and then just like a little under. Yeah. Are you excited to show off your new tits in Europe? Yeah. I guess. I'm super excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. Alice is coming to Europe as well. Yay. Yay. Yay. We are having like a full blown girls trip. Yeah. Yeah, I'm really excited. We've never done this before. How many mental breakdowns in the span of one week? I mean, I don't know. Tears. You want to say it? Wait, please chime.

33:56It's going to be tears. That's what we always say with Alice. Well, it's tears. I want that sweatshirt. No, it's tears. I have one for you. Okay. Well, it is always - Did you order me my Stripe set? I order it for you now. Okay, thank you. our Coachella merch was it's tears Coachella 2025 and let me tell you one thing tears it was it was tears me and Peyton woke up hysterically crying oh yeah did you know that they woke up hysterically crying it was the worst day ever hysterically crying Julia looks at me and goes Julia said Peyton flipped her eyes and she had tears running down her face and Julia looks at me and goes can we just talk about it and I go

34:37we can't and when julia and i can't speak to each other that's when you know oh god that was just it was bad it was just but seriously like i'm thinking like it's really just crash out spring and like we can't we can't have it be crash out summer no we're getting all of our crash outs out now yeah it's a good pipeline we're getting it all out you too alice you're getting all your crash outs now are you gonna go on another date with the steak and that guy. Yeah. They have plans on Wednesday. To go where? Alba. He is so hot. Alice thinks he's hot too. So hot. You know Alba? Oh, yum. Right. Fire.

35:14I want to go to Alba. I'm just like. You know what? Have you guys ever watched anything about Amanda Knox? Yeah. Wait, it's killing me the whole plot in Overcompensating. Oh, yeah. Have you seen Overcompensating, Nolan? Wait, where's the - How good's the girl where she just pissed me off? Yeah. piss me off oh that was the best okay what are you guys therapist about today okay I'm therapist that I'm really fucking hungry what time is it I'm hungry too we have 50 minutes left of this 5-0 yeah so make it fucking work I'm so hungry our dinner's gonna be fire I don't after Allison I had the dumpling she looked at me and said bleh I'm therapist because I have not eaten all day Actually, I lied.

36:03I had some of that bagel. You did rip and dip. I didn't dip. I ripped. We got Daniels, but they didn't have salt or anything. What? You guys went to the farmer's market this morning? Did anyone eat my Daniels last week? Oh. What? Did anyone eat my Daniels last week? No. I think they got thrown away. I wish. Yeah, I also wish I had that. What are you therapists about? I'm therapists that Max got sick. Oh. When? Well, he's not like sick sick, but like his throat hurts. Wait, my throat hurts too. And basically like last week, Max and I live like very separate lives. Like we are very balanced in that sense.

36:38But last week we were both just like really busy and I didn't see him all week. So obviously I was like mad, even though it was partially my fault. Not like mad, but like, so we didn't really see each other all week. And then I had like plans Friday night. So I didn't see him Friday night until like 10. And then we wake up on Saturday and he's like, I feel sick. And then we're, so he's like, obviously like scared to tell me this. We're going up in the elevator and he's like, okay, in his apartment, it's like 4 p.m. It's after we got Bay Cities yesterday. He goes, so there's, I go, what should we watch tonight?

37:07And he goes, well, like there's a 50-50 chance that like I might want to sleep alone tonight, like based on how I feel. That hurts. And I was like, that hurts. Okay. Pissed me off. It pissed me off. But like I understand he's not the best sleeper so like whatever. But anyway that's what I'm therapist about that he's sick so that I didn't get to like I mean we did still spend a lot of the weekend together. I'm just crazy but. What's you what are you therapist about. What are you therapist about. I walked in on Saturday night and I was like Brad what's wrong. I'm just like I had to leave. I'm really hot.

37:47I'm sweating. Me and Pete were like okay. You want to turn the hair on. And she was like, yeah, I'm just, I'm really hot. I gotta go, you guys. I was pretty drunk, honestly. Where was Friday? They had, like, a birthday party. We got drinks on, yeah, birthday party. What happened? What are you therapists about? I'm thinking. I guess, like, I was maybe expecting a text from this guy this weekend, and it didn't come, so. You were expecting a text? Like, yeah, I was definitely expecting him to text me. So I could not answer. Fuck. God forbid.

38:22My best friend of 15 years asked me to be her maid of honor, but she didn't invite my parents, who have acted like her parents for 15 years. I mean, that's weird. Do I confront her or because I get that it's her wedding? Or do I confront her or not because I get that it's her wedding? But it really hurt my parents' feelings and thus mine. It sounds like it's a wedding where the parents should be invited. And I want to say that invitations to weddings are super subjective because weddings are expensive. That's crazy, though. expensive and like the more people the more expensive but it sounds like a wedding where the parents should be invited 100 in which case that's like if i didn't invite her parents to my wedding i'd be like what yeah i think you can say something but if like for some reason you're like not wanting to say something and you don't then you go to the wedding and you see who's there and if there are random people there then you after the fact say like listen like it's weird my parents weren't invited and like and I'm assuming then you'll be like that like negatively impacted our friendship and like then you can decide how to move forward which is like being a maid of honor is so much work too so to like ask that and like not throw a bone is a lot yeah that is a lot I feel like if you're someone's maid of honor like you should be that level of closeness where you can say something in like a very respectful way like is there a reason my parents aren't invited like just wondering yeah that's I feel like if I had a wedding and none of your moms were invited, like, they would be offended.

39:50Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like, imagine. She's saying that they have, like, a close relationship, so it's like, the parents probably should be invited. I mean, they said, she said they acted like her parents. So why the fuck aren't the second parents invited? That's weird. I think it's weird. That's fuck. And rude, honestly. Like, maybe it's rude. Maybe it's like a 50-person wedding. How do you not know as the maid of honor what the cap is? In that case, if, like, the wedding's tiny, obviously. Yeah. But then I'm saying, like, maybe, I don't know. Can we move on? I don't love that one. Oh, okay. I've been friends with this girl for years, but she acts completely different with me when I go to school.

40:21She barely talks to me and ignores me because she's with her rude friends. I don't know if she realizes it, though. IDK, she does. Even if I want to be friends. IDK, if I even want to be friends with her anymore, what should I do? Probably say something. Like, why are you a bitch when you go to school?

40:39That's the worst, though. That is the worst. And I haven't experienced that since, like, high school. so I found out I was talking to this guy online so I found out I was talking to this guy online who ended up being so I found out I was talking to this guy online who ended up being my soon to be step brother I did a little digging and found out literally what yes literally what the fuck do I do my dad gets married to his mom in a month hot that's my favorite trope I mean you're living our fucking fantasy I don't think it's that serious what Daniel said that's my favorite trope.

41:20It is. It is my favorite trope. It's just these words and it's like, oh, you paid attention in that class hall. Well, trope is like a book word. Your vocabulary has gotten so much stronger since you started reading. You guys, I texted in our chat the other day. we were talking about something and I responded like using a few bigger words I guess. What was the word? Jake responded. It was shocking. Scathed. Unscathed. No it was something bigger than that but anyway. And I think it was unscathed and something else. Yes it was. And Jake all he answers he doesn't acknowledge what I said. All he says is Peyton did you just pick up a dictionary?

42:00Because actually what are you talking about? I mean Also this is my favorite trope Honestly you're not related Why do you hate all of the tummy work trunks Cause they're not funny This is good it's literally about culpa mia My situationship recently Hasn't been able to get it up for the life of him This is the same question No it's different I'm trying

42:26I'm trying to be sensitive but it's low key Kind of offensive I asked him about pills And he's super anti them for some reason Any other alternatives, King? I mean, it's super offensive. I would be so fucking offended. You should prescribe. I should prescribe. Maybe he's watching too much porn. I prescribe. Or he's gay.

42:46Jinx. Can I not say that? Oh, that's what you said too? Yeah. Oh, cool. Yeah. Right? Like, if you can't fuck your girlfriend. Maybe he's just not that into you. But it's like, guys are so horny. None of you guys watch Sex and the City. I can't. When Shrey, like, he can't fuck Charlotte. She has to divorce him. She divorced him? Yeah, she, like, wanted to, like, wait and, like, become, like, a re-virgin. She, like, married her husband but, like, wouldn't fuck him. And then, like, the night before the wedding, all the girls were like, hey, like, what? You've never had sex with your husband? Maybe he's just nervous, though, because you remember, like, I'm not going to say which one of you it was.

43:22Do you see how you don't let people finish speaking? It's wild. Okay, continue. It's actually wild. No, it's like the moment's gone. Like you don't even think about it. Hey, Jake, I love to throw in white lies. Wait, I'm not over the other one. What were you going to say? Mine? Yeah. Like maybe he's just nervous. He's not nervous. Why would he be nervous? Well, how old are these people? I don't know. He might be nervous. Remember, I'm not going to say which one of you it was, but one of you was hooking up with a boyfriend, and the first time you guys ever fucked, he like couldn't get it up, and you were so upset, but he was just nervous.

43:57I feel like it probably depends. Or take some Viagra. Get him on some Viagra. She said that he's not open to taking pills. I understand that. Pills bug me out like that. Well, I feel like it depends how long it's been because it's like if this is going on for like a few months, unfortunately, that's not your man. Yeah. Okay. Hey, Jake, I love to throw in a white lie to make my stories more interesting. Oof. I don't love that. I hate that. After a, quote, injury that didn't really hurt, I'm now faking a broken leg with crutches and a mood board. I mean, what's wrong with you? Okay, so you're a pathological liar.

44:26How do I backtrack? I'm so anxious about it. You should be. You should be because - That's just weird. Seriously, what? That's really weird. There are such things like lying rehab. You could go. There is, I think - Sounds like you're a pathological liar. That doesn't sound like a white lie. You have crutches. That's crazy. Yeah. I mean, I don't fuck with that at all. I really do enjoy the fact that we don't lie. Yeah. Yeah. We don't. No. We're too honest, baby. We're too honest. Lying is just like not a vibe. and then you but we know people that are liars yeah and you can't keep your facts straight no it's bad it's a bad vibe it's just awkward I just feel guilt when I lie like if I tell a lie it like eats me up like it like eats me alive I'm like I can't believe I maybe it's my OCD honestly but I'm like I can't believe I said that and it wasn't true and like they are sitting with that fact it's also just like why the fuck are you lying yeah it like makes me so anxious stop lying also nothing ever good comes from lying like you always get caught.

45:27Telling the truth, yeah. But I almost think like, well, TTT, tell the truth. Big lies are bad, but like, well, and this is a big lie, this isn't white lies. It's not a white lie also. White lies almost piss me off more, because it's like, why are you lying? If it's so small, why are you lying? And if it's about something that's like so small, like why are you lying in the first place? Like if it's something that's dumb and doesn't matter, just tell the fucking truth. I just got like hit with a really bad hangover. Oh. Oh. I'm like sweating a bit. I was drunk at a Mechaskin restaurant, tried to do a cheer jump, tore my ACL, got so high in the ambulance, and flirted with the EMT.

46:02How do I explain this to my parents? Um, you don't? I mean, it sounds pretty iconic. Yeah. Yeah, also, like, your parents don't need to know about, like, the steamy EMT. Right? You should probably get his number if you haven't arrived. Right? Also, like, an EMT, like, hello, lifesaver, I'm down. Right? Peyton was up with a firefighter once. Yes. Who? So he tried to buy me my drinks at the bar. No one's listening. I mean, I know the story. I wish we could bring the - You don't even care. No, I didn't. What is that? I was at the bar with a firefighter during COVID, and he was obviously a first responder, so I wanted to show my respect.

46:43He tries to buy me drinks, and I said, no, it's my treat. You're a first responder. That's why I bought him drinks the entire night. And did you kiss? Yeah. Did you bang? Absolutely not. I, yeah, okay. What? I hate when you respond to things with that. Because it's like, you just so clearly don't care. Wait, what did he say? He says, yeah, okay. You don't give a fuck about my firefighter. It's so invalidating. Like, she just poured her heart out. I've heard that first responder story. Do I have a stutter? No one else has. I have a stutter. Okay. Do you? Yeah. You have a whisper. I am not whispering at all.

47:24Right now. Shut up. Jake, I think I'm psychic and can feel when my boyfriend is annoyed at me. He always gets a little ticked off when I bring it up because I can't really prove it, but it's just the vibes. I mean, it doesn't sound like you're a psychic. You're not a psychic. Your boyfriend's being rude. You're picking up on cues. Yeah. Of him being annoyed. Yeah. Do I back off a little or pursue the psychic girlfriend in me? I mean, you're not a psychic.

47:53Yeah, you're not a psychic. But like maybe just if he's being off, you should totally say like, hey. Why are you being an asshole? Right. And have I done something? You're acting XYZ way. Like figure it out. We can talk about it. Or stopping bitch. Yeah. Jake, please. There it goes again. It's like, you don't give a fuck what we have to say. There was no other advice to give. Yeah. Maybe break up. Yeah. Jake, please help. A scammer pretending to be a celebrity wants to date me, and I know I should block him, but I fear I've been playing into the bit too much, and now we're low-key getting along.

48:27I kind of get it. Please help me wash my brain. That is fucking epic. I kind of get it. Well, what if you, like, just try to FaceTime them and, like, see if his real, like, his real, like, looks is a vibe? One time I was talking to somebody on Hinge, and they said, is this actually Jake? It can't be. Jake's funnier. there's no way Jake is this boring and unfunny oh I mean wait whoa first off I don't go with the jugular and then I and then somebody and then somebody said you're a catfish I need to get off hinge that's rude yeah I don't know do you still pay to boost once a week no do you ever do skip skip the wait on Raya never I've never skipped the wait me either because like that just feels desperate we need to get you on dating apps Julia I'm not ready yet that's okay I love the app Yeah.

49:19I feel like that's allowed. Like you're still like freshly single. Like I just like, I don't need it enough to be on an app right now. Yeah. Like it's not like I'm like so actively like looking for a relationship where I'm like I need to be putting myself on an app at this current moment in my life. But I didn't get on Hinge to be in a relationship. I got on Hinge to go on dates. Brett, you used Hinge like social media. It was. So fucking happy. No, Hinge is awesome. I've had a Hinge before. I'm just like, I don't want it. I'll never forget, Brett. We were at Alice's in Coachella senior year, and Brett's one hand on the golf cart driving, the other hand swiping left and right on a hinge.

49:55I also remember that. How many hinge dates did you go on? Honestly, like, not that many. Like what, like maybe four or five? Four or five. Yeah. Oh, my God. We have to cut everything. What? Who you had, like, a moment with, like, a soccer player. Do you remember? I don't think we need to cut that. We don't have to cut those, but we just shouldn't say his name. Yeah. Yeah. We'll bleep. this whole episode's gonna be a bleep you had a good sorry we just have like so much shit to tell yeah how many dates did you go on? three? three what happened again? good vibe just like fizzled it just like fizzled and then like I was like leaving for like summer and like my sister's wedding and then he involved me when I got a boyfriend that's super weird that is weird and I forget really?

50:37I feel valid maybe wait what? I feel like that's weird but like we like had mutuals but like not enough I guess I feel like that's weird as fuck I don't know Have you guys unfollowed people for getting girlfriends? No, but I should start. I guess, like, because we only met, like, in, like, a going-on-date setting. That's why I'm thinking. We went on. This was my first first date post-breakup of my longer-term relationship. This was. This was your first foray. It's dirty. And I was really nervous, but it was what I needed at the time. Yeah. Yeah. Three nice dates. I remember you went to a rooftop in downtown LA.

51:13Yeah, that was after our first date. pretty crazy i remember that we did a second location moment yeah we're living at orchard yeah yeah i remember we had the whole discussion like should you bites at the date yes oh yeah yeah we well i can earn the bites privileges never gonna whip out my phone and take pictures of the food on the first date i never did that no not first date but we did talk about bites and like that's when i this is what's like so crazy and same with max i was like so confident in that like I would have success one day with Brett's Bites that like I was talking about it right on my first date no you were you went you went you went full throttle at it yes since we've known you I was like no she stopped for a second I know it's always been a part of her oh yeah I was like I know this will be something some someday and it is I feel like even senior year like you were slaying like you were doing giveaways in orchard and we were like I was but I had like 5 ,000 followers and I thought it was like so sick.

52:10No, but like it was. And it was at the time. It was at the time. I'm not downplaying it but I'm just like I was so confident. I told him and I told Max That's manifesting by the way. About 100%. Bites on first eight. Yeah, but I remember COVID was when it really started to kick into high gear. COVID is when I like revamped it. Yeah, I remember the kids and the sauteed onions. Do you remember when she dropped the it was like so like it was such a thing when she would drop the LA Bites Rex to LA. Yes, I literally I literally texted Brett maybe two weeks ago hey where's your Florence Rex I can't find them on your highlights they are iconic the Rex are so good I'm so excited for Europe speaking of Europe same I can't stop thinking about it I can't believe we're gonna we need it I can't believe we're gonna be there when this comes out I know what do you think we're doing right now oh that's so fun what do you think we're doing right now in Europe I hope I'm dancing on a table with no clothes we are shit faced at this very moment on a table with a bottle of rosé I hope I'm taking pictures of Brett with her new boobs same I think we are That'll be a good answer.

53:06I hope I'm taking pictures with Brett with her new boobs. I want to be in the pictures too. I think we're going to be shopping a lot. Is Santropé good for shopping? Yes. There's an Hermes just for shoes. What? There's an Hermes just shoe store. Oh, I'm excited. Yeah, it's epic. Oh my God, we haven't even gotten sentimental about moving. Does anyone care? I mean, I care. It just doesn't feel real yet. Yeah, and I've lived with Brett for six years. It's like, this is going to be weird as fuck. Yeah. I just feel like I'm hoping it doesn't feel too different like I'm hoping we're here like often I don't think it's gonna feel that different I don't feel like it's gonna be that different it doesn't really feel like anything you travel every fucking week I never fucking see you anyways it's also it's like at this point I don't think you guys see me very often ever no we don't but like I will say I've been clocking recently like the moments that we have the four of us in the house because we don't get them that often and like every time like the four of us are just like sitting in the house.

54:03I'm like, ugh, like. That's very sweet. There's like not that many more of these. Well, we should plan trips to both places for things. Well, 100%. Duh. Well, we're going to try to get a three bedroom so you guys can always stay with us. That would be perfect. And also I feel like at this point, it's like we have been best friends for so long. It's like we're not getting ready of each other. Right. We are here to fucking stay. We are stuck. Like I think we should go. I also feel like it's not going to be where it's like, oh, like I have like my New York friends where it's like, oh, when I'm in town, like I text them, but it's like not like we talk that much otherwise.

54:33Like, no. I weirdly think we're going to talk more. I don't even know if it's been more, but it's possible. Yeah. It's not, but like I just don't feel like it's going to be like that with us because like the four of us have just been together for so long. Like, I'm excited. It's not going to be like, oh, Jake's in town, so like let me text Julie and Peyton. It's just like. Wait, hi. No. It's going to be like, oh, let me text my girls who I texted eight times already today. Like, I'm not. Everyone's going to be like, oh, like, do we go to New York for Halloween? Yeah. Yes. Like, what do we do? Do we go?

55:04Do we come to L.A. for Halloween? Yeah. Like, which one do we do? Probably L.A. for the fucking costume. Like, you'll go for Fashion Week. So you'll be there a lot in September. Yeah. And then Julia's birthday's in January, and then. I'll probably come here for that. I'm probably going to do something big for my 25th. Oh, can we talk about it? What do you want to do? I don't know. And you too. Yeah, I'm going to be having a party. Okay. Yeah. I think I want to rent out a club and do like just like a Clayton Club Payton. I feel like it's so me. It's just like. Let's do it. And we also need to do our going away party.

55:40Yeah. What do you want to do for your birthday? I don't know yet. Is it 25? It's 25 and I haven't had like a party like ever. So. What if you got, you've never. And your parties in college, like those were my favorite birthdays ever. It was always my birthday. Always. It was like the first day of college. Yeah, always like the first week of school. Yeah, I'm going to think on it. And I'll probably also be like renting out some sort, but like it won't be like a club because like I don't do that. Like dinner, like a really amazing lavish dinner. No, no, no. No, something more fun than that. Yeah.

56:12What if you did? I don't know, we'll see. We have time. We have time. What if we did like a house in Santa Barbara? No. No, because I want like all my friends there, like all of Max's friends. No, but somewhere that they could drive up. Oh, yeah. Well, we'll see. Yeah. We'll see. Should we do the new Tell Me What's Wrongs? Oh yeah. My ex has only gotten hotter since we broke up. Like a total glow up. This is killing me. I need a prescription. I don't know how to help you because that just fucking sucks. I mean that hasn't happened to anyone. No. But like that does suck. That really sucks. Like that's like the last thing you want to happen.

56:47That's the worst. Fuck. Can you hook up with one of his friends? Yeah or like glow up yourself. How tired are you right now? Huh? How tired are you right now? I'm tired. Like, I haven't eaten it. My stomach is a bit rumbling. Am I acting not okay? No, you know, you're pretty lively. No, I'm fine. Sorry. I didn't say very well last night, though. Brett's like, yeah, that sucks. Well, it does suck. Can she go up herself? Good question. Yeah. Or, like, hook up with someone hotter and make sure he finds out. Yeah, that's what I was saying. Like, hook up with one of his friends. Next. Also, it's like if you have a friend, make them post really hot stories of you.

57:26We do that. Yeah, and does it work? No. But one day it will. That's what I thought. My roommate chews so loud. It's like loud chewing and smacking sounds. That is nothing like anything I've ever heard from anyone before. Does anyone feel that way about anyone in this room? Be honest. We are good friends, but she's a bit sensitive, and I don't know how I could ever mention it to her in a constructive way. Because I want to know if my chewing bothers people. No. No, my chewing is bad. You're like, because you breathe while you chew, and you're like.

57:56yeah I wondered why didn't text me back and then I remembered we ate on our date chewing doesn't bother me I don't really know um maybe don't say anything honestly just like leave the room when she's eating yeah just don't eat with her everyone has their little sounds and their little things Drew had like really weird things about chewing Brett's sound is yeah and like when do I do that like I know I do Brett every day of your life and also something you do that I'm addicted to that I'm gonna miss when I move that I won't be able to hear is I know when you're hydrating yourself. Because right after you take a sip of anything.

58:34Really? So good. And Julia's thing is that she'll go like. Like that's what she'll. No, like you make a little face. Do you know what I'm talking about? Do you know what I'm talking about? No. I have a twitch. No, you don't have a twitch. You just, you're like. Oh. Like, I don't know. So I'm a bitch. No, I could just... My cross-shaped mustache. We all know pants. What?

59:09So everyone notices, huh? Baby, we notice. We notice hard.

59:21I am constantly fucking congested.

59:29this episode tears do you remember i can't stop laughing kicked you out of your julia kicked you out of your room because you were coughing oh my god we have to tell this story i had a chronic cough well also like we're sick right now have we told this story i don't think so have we well let's tell it payan had a chronic cough in sophomore year cough like it does something to me like it's similar like like like sometimes like when people's i think it's like a form of misophonia like sometimes when people sneeze i'm like stop like i'm so angry when they sneeze like i hate like bodily function sounds yeah and peyton had this like cough fucking cough like sorry we're drinking six days a week yeah my i'm my health isn't the best those were also the dark ages of t-bell and she like would not stop fucking coughing oh my god it was so dark like she wouldn't stop and one night i already i literally think i had strep this night you didn't have strep you just had your cough she said if you were sick i wouldn't be sleeping in there i'm like a fucking crazy person no you said pay and stop fucking coughing and she said i can't control it and walked out of the room and slept and i slept on the couch Jacked her duvet.

1:00:42With my duvet coming up. I woke up. It was 4 in the morning. I said, stop fucking. Do you remember the hoodie peeing with sleep in? No, which? Of course. The green one. Fuck. You slept in that hoodie. It must have been every day. Yeah, you were. Do you guys hate me? No, no. Do you remember that hoodie? Of course. That hoodie wouldn't come off. It was from LF. It was insane. Do you remember? It would be 105 degrees out and Bane would stand. Kay was walking. In the hoodie. Tripping and would say, I'm so hot.

1:01:19Yep. Wes was dark. I literally can't stop laughing. Okay. My crush.

1:01:30God forbid we hope he ends over a do. Are we as funny as we think? Yes. Okay. My crush shaved his mustache. And he looks awful. Like, I've never seen him shave before. I seriously feel like I'm looking at a new person. Remedies? I don't know. If it's just your crush, who cares? Right? It's like, that's not your man. You can't say anything. Take it as a blessing. Oh, my God. You don't have a crush anymore. I may say bye. We're done. Yeah. Yeah. Like, as I've said, I beg for the ick. When you get it, though, it's so fucking miserable. Like, when I got it the other day, I was like, why? Why do I have it?

1:02:06Why? Why do you give it to me? Like I was so happy. Sorry, I wasn't listening. You're going to have a good thing for this. I know it. Help! My boyfriend still won't call me his girlfriend and we've been together for two years and he's my neighbor. We see each other every day. First off, like why are you calling him your boyfriend? He's clearly not your boyfriend. Hey, what? But it's like why are you calling him your boyfriend? He's not your boyfriend. I was calling him my boyfriend. He just wouldn't say it back. So true. Yeah. You did do that. Yeah. I'd say this is my boyfriend. I guess when this airs we're going to have updates on your double date.

1:02:36Peyton, why do I feel like you are going to date this guy? What? He is not my man. I don't think she's going to date him. When were you singing, my man, my man, my man? And that's what I get for screaming, my man, my man, my man, too loud. That was me. Yep. You tried. I tried. Yeah, this guy is not going to be my boyfriend, but Julia was saying, like, you're going to ruin his life. That's nice. No, when it's like I want to be able to like crash out about like a guy not texting me. Like that's like fun. Yeah. Then like waiting for a text from someone and then the text comes and you're like, wow.

1:03:14I'm never fucking getting that text. I'll tell you that much. Yeah. Where should we do that? The going away party. Should we do it here? I think here. During the day. We get like vendors. Just get a party planner. We can get like bartenders. Dirty. Dirty. It's the summer. Are you down? Yeah. Or maybe like night is chiquer. And we'll get like bartenders. Tears for who? All of us, yeah. We're going to be emotional or just like shit's going to hit the fan? No, Alice. Both and emotional. Alice is going to strap herself to like the front of your suitcase and not let you leave. Yeah. I'm going to be back here like once a month.

1:03:47Same, often. It's like we've lived here for so long now. It's like LA is like home, 100%. So it's like. Damn. Like what are you guys going to miss? Oh, yeah. What are you going to miss the most? I'm honestly going to miss. Like I'm going to miss driving. like I feel like I like getting in my car and like going places yeah I'm gonna miss everything I'm gonna miss the restaurants I'm gonna miss like specifics like just like the things I eat here and the things I do here like it's like I can't go to the country mart like you know it's like that's a loss yeah you know I love the little things like I'm gonna miss our house so much I'm gonna miss waking up and having like be outside yeah yeah yeah I feel like I'll be outside a lot I think you actually might be outside more yeah but it's a different type of outside well it's just like we have like a patio here like we can chill outside like i think i think you're gonna miss like i don't yeah tell me what i'm gonna miss there is something to be said about like a 30 minute uber to a party yeah nightlife in la is so different because it's like you got to get in the car and it's like okay you got to play music and it's like in new york everything's like five minutes yeah you know la's so big speaking of i'm gonna miss the food here a The food here is so good.

1:04:54Sorry, but speaking of Ubers to parties, we were the party that we keep referencing. We literally made a playlist for the car ride with songs that would make us feel like bad bitches. Pretty Girl Rock. We said that we wanted you guys to walk a fake red carpet and I wanted Peyton to be posting like this and Julia to be taking an interview. We did one interview, which just didn't hit because I was trying to be confident. Yeah. Wait, where? Never again. Fuck confidence. Never again. We also, before this party, we drank buzz balls. Did you guys get drunk? What's that? I was wasted. Wasted. Also, buzz balls, they are like little.

1:05:33You've definitely seen them. There's like so much alcohol in them. It's like insane. Oh, okay. How hungry are you? So. My stomach is grumbling. I am so hungry. Hot and hungry. Because you know that I like an early Sunday dinner. Oh, okay, okay. Oh, that's what you're tweaking out about too. Yeah, yeah. I want to go to bed. Okay, okay. We will go. Okay, I will say, like, this felt like a therapy session. Like, I'm leaving my crash out. Yeah, we can leave our crash outs. I'm not, but. Wait, I'm obviously going to crash out again, but it's like I'm leaving, like. Spit it out. I guess I already said it.

1:06:10I'm about to pee my pants. Okay, bye. Okay, wait, wait. This is our last time. Well, actually, like, no, it's not. Yeah, what? It's not our last time to do anything. Okay. Yeah, that was beautiful. Thank you. Brett wants to go. I gotta pee. Yeah. I'm so fucking hungry. Okay, love you guys. Love you guys. Bye. Say bye pussies. Bye pussies. You didn't do what you learned today. Nothing.

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