Session 82: Benny Blanco

25:34But then they would be, like, wait, the part where, like, the dude is so tight. Yeah. And they wouldn't watch gay porn because they were like, that's like too crazy. Yeah, I graduated to gay porn. Oh, yeah. Who's your gay awakening? I think it was James from Big Time Rush. I don't know who they are. You didn't know who Big Time Rush was? No, I don't. But I don't think that's crazy. I've never even heard the name Big Time Rush. Really? No, have you? Yeah. Oh. It's like Nickelodeon. Oh, okay. But I didn't know who the Jonas Brothers were until Sucker.

26:05Are you kidding? Like I'd heard the name. I had never heard a Jonas Brothers song until Sucker. You didn't hear SOS? I'd never heard that song in my life. Year 3000? Don't know that song. Nothing. I'm older. But you're in music. Yeah, but I'm older than you. Like, that wasn't big. Like, I had never seen Selena's show until we started dating. And then we were - Wizards or Only Murders? Wizards. Got it. I'd never seen Wizards. I knew she was, like, a kid star, but I had never seen any of it. And we were going - She was, like, going to be on the reboot of it. and I was like, hey, can I see your show before we go to the reboot so I know what it is?

26:41And she was like, what? And she was like, I guess. And then we watched the first episode, and I was like, this is so cute. And then she was like, wait, let me show you just one more good scene. And she showed me one. It really is the best show ever. And she showed me a few good scenes, and I was like, okay, I get it. No, also the theme song is iconic. Yeah, of course. Well, you wouldn't. No, no, I know the theme song because that inspired Bad Guy by Billie Eilish. Did it really? Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Yeah. Have you ever worked with Billie Eilish? I have. I worked with her when she was, like, legit, like, 14 years old or something.

27:17And did the song ever see the light of day? No, no, no. She, I, we have the same lawyer, or we did have the same lawyer or whatever. and he was like there's this kid Phineas who's really good and he and he works with his little sister and you know we rep them and we think like they could be something and then they had just signed they just signed to Interscope after that and then I was like oh I really like this song and and they hadn't ever played a concert or anything and they were like, oh, come over. And I invited them over to work at my house before anything. And then literally a week or so later, we went to their first concert ever at, I think it was at The Echo or something.

28:11And there was like 100 kids there and half of them were from the label. And then I went to her second, I think her second show was at, the El Rey. Uh-huh, yeah. And I went to that. I went to, like, her first, like, eight shows. And, yeah, and just saw it all happen from the beginning. That's insane. And they do, they don't need my help at all. They do, like, everything their own, and it's, like, fucking incredible. And they always do everything, just the two of them. Right. And it was fun to just work and see how they work. And, obviously, me and Phineas have made, like, a million songs for other people and stuff.

28:48And Phineas is incredible. Has he been on the pod? Yes Oh He's so sweet Yes he has been on the pod He's the best He's so funny He's awesome He's so funny Has Billy been on? No I wish Billy what are you doing? Probably touring Get on therapist I know the name now I know I have so many guys for you Wait do you really? So many It's insane Okay We'll sidebar this after But I'm, like, not going to, like, let go of this. No, no, no. I have, like, so many great guys. Are you, like, good in a relationship? You've never even been in a relationship. I've never been. I don't know. You don't even know. I don't even know.

29:27Are you just, like, a piece of shit in a relationship? Really? I mean, like, look, I really need to work on being less selfish. I was just going to say, are you selfish? Like, you wouldn't believe. Really? Peyton has, my best friend, my roommate Peyton, has told me the same thing over and over again for two weeks. I literally acted like yesterday was the first time I ever heard it. Really? I didn't know. What are your positives? attributes. Attributes. I would say that I'm clever. I would say that I am passionate. Okay. I think you're incredibly generous. Oh my God. I've never heard that before.

30:05I was literally just going to say that. That's two for two. I guess I'm generous. Just generous. Okay. So you're generous and you're clever. Okay. What are you looking for? someone. Just like anyone with a heartbeat. Kind of. And like, you know, I like them to have a steady job. Like a heartbeat and a throbbing wiener. Yeah. Okay. A top, like someone who will. Are you verse? No, I'm 5 '3", so. Okay, perfect. Yeah. Okay. So. We can work on that. Is he a top? You have to be verse, though, now. What? Is he verse, that guy that you showed me? Yeah. Fuck. Everyone is in, it's 2000, what year is it?

30:4525. 2025. 25. You know I never know the year ever. I'm always like one or two wrong. It's always like, is it 24? Is it 26? Have you ever gotten that wrong like publicly? I mean, no. I just get it wrong like once a year when you have to write it on like a physical or something. Did you go to college? No. Do you go to high school? Yeah. Like, yeah. Do you graduate high school? Yes. Okay. And then you just moved out to LA? No. I lived in New York for years. Uh-huh. Where? All over. Everywhere. Like where? Brooklyn Heights, Bed-Stuy, Williamsburg, Chelsea, West Village, everywhere. What was like the first person you worked with that was like successful?

31:29Like the first like person like that would be successful like in your world. Like the first successful. In your world. No, anything. Well like rappers. I know a lot about music. We are old rappers. But like the first like big pop thing that I ever worked on was Britney Spears. What? Do you know sometimes I am in a restaurant and I'm like, oh my God, this song's so good. And I shazam it and then it's my own song. How do you not know? Because I'm old and I've done, I can't remember anything. And I've done like hundreds of songs that have come out. That's crazy. Like I've done so many. I've been making songs for like 16 years.

32:05Yeah, I guess you're right. And I'm old. Do you remember every single podcast, every word you said on it? Well, not every word, but, like, I guess you have a point. Yeah. It's like if you're – let's say you're on your, like, 16th season of your podcast. Right. And someone's like, did you interview, like, Chelsea Handler? And you're like, I think so. Oh, I guess you're right. You know what I'm saying? Like, how many seasons is this? Two. It's my second season. It's your second season. Wow. And everyone's talking about the pod. Really? Yeah. Are you serious? Yeah. You know I make music. You do? Mm-hmm.

32:38I have an album. Is it good or no? It's called Puss in Poems. Okay. Is it terrible? No, it's really good. You know Alexander 23? Yeah. He produced it. Should we do a song for your album? Benny, don't play with me. Would it be crazy? Do you sing on it? Yeah. Is it good? It's fairly awesome. What do you guys think? Good? Should I play it? No, hold on, hold on. So I'm going to read you the track list. I'm going to read you the track list, and you can tell me which one you want to hear, okay? Okay. Okay, so it's called Puss in Poems, the album. Okay. Denim on denim. Pharmacist, The Hangover Song, Postmates, JetBlue, Therapist Theme Song.

33:20Oh, it's a tie between three. Denim on Denim, Postmates, and Therapist Theme Song. Okay, so Therapist Theme Song is the one I had, like, my least fingers in, because, like, that was Alexander's, like, deal right? Okay, let's not do that. So, it was, what were the Denim on Denim or? Or Postmates. Okay, so I'm going to, like, give you the rundown. Denim on Denim is, like, a country pop vibe about a bad date I went on. Play it. Okay. Is this your most successful song? Okay, but it's... Postmates is a ballad. Postmates is a ballad. Okay, I want to hear Denim on Denim. Postmates is really good.

33:57Okay,

34:08do you want to hear Postmates now? Yeah, play me Postmates.

34:39screaming this poem is for you to the one who stole my postmates was the bite worth the thrill to the one who stole my butt's taste was the rush worth the kill

35:09Okay. How much longer? You want to fast forward to it? Okay. I want you to get closer Said you made a wrong turn Right over, come over It's you that I earn Driver, oh driver Are you riding a bar? I'm a Postmates survivor Going hungry tonight To the one who stole my Postmates Was the bite worth the thrill To the one who stole my butt's taste Was the rush worth the kill

36:04Did you know it the whole time Before you lost the goddamn life Did you know it the whole time That for dinner you'd have Cry To the one who's So that's Postmates I like that one It's good, right? I like that we're seeing each other. I know. So do you hate my album? Oh, no. I actually really think it's very cute. Okay. Well, you know, I do have a Christmas song as well, even though I'm Jewish. You do? It's called Santa Can You Pay For Me? I forgot my card. I haven't released it yet, though. I'm finishing it up next week in the studio. With who? Alexander. Oh, he does exclusive all your music? Well, yeah.

36:55Would I be able to get involved? Yeah, like do you want to get involved? I'd like to get involved. Do you actually want to? I'm saying it Okay you around next week No But I'm around Just automatically around next week Okay so do you actually want to make a song Yeah Okay What would you want to write about OCD Oh I would love that Maybe Okay You falling in love Okay You being selfish Okay Are you just gonna say okay No, I agree. You agree. But it has to be like a niche situation to make it fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course. We'll figure it out. I mean, you're the master. I trust you. No, you're the master.

37:39Oh, okay. I guess. This is crazy. Okay, wait. So how many episodes have you done completely? Like totally? Like without that aren't out completely yet? No, no, no. Oh, are you like way ahead? How many ahead? Nine. That's it? Yeah. two and a half months what was like the closest where you were like did you get someone like last minute or something that's never oh the closest turnaround we've ever had is we did tate the first tate mccray episode she was my first guest ever we did it on a sunday and released it on the wednesday that's the closest turnaround we've ever had and did you never did you never even like how many did you start with like did you have like a bunch in the can when you started or no?

38:23No, like we would just do it and nine. Do you do them every week? Well, like the other week I recorded five. No, like how, like does one come out every week? Yeah, every Wednesday, 7 p.m. Pacific. How many, how long are you gonna do it for? Forever? I don't know. I want to turn it into a late night talk show. That's really cool. Do you think that's cool? Yeah. Yeah, what do you want to do? Like what are the things, what do you want to do? Give me your top things you want to do in life. I want to be an actor. Okay. Have you acted in things? Yes. So I'm in a few scenes in the newest season of Hacks.

38:57Okay. You are? Was that like, were you so stoked? Yeah, it was my favorite show. Okay. So I was super excited about that. I'm actually finding out about a role today that I'm probably not going to get. But you know, you live and you learn. But yeah, I want to be an actor. I want to be a late night host. So like when you were a kid, were you like, I just want to be famous? Yeah. Well, yes. Really? Like I knew I would watch a bunch of reality television and I was like, I need that. Like I need the paparazzi Like I need that No Yes I was like 10 I was like that's amazing I want that It's the worst I wouldn't know yet So hopefully I can also be like It's the worst But like I'm not there yet I hate that stuff Like that's like yeah No I know But you've been at it for so long Yeah That's crazy I know Cause when we grew up There wasn't There was Like there was There wasn't social media When I grew up Right Like when I grew up There was no social media myspace uh myspace that's how i got big really yeah but myspace didn't get big until i was like 13 ish 14 like youtube came out when i was a senior in high school like when when when you're friends like no one had cell phones no one like literally when i was a kid you would you'd be like it'd be like at school you'd be like yo meet me at the park and we're going to play basketball at like 7 p at like 6 p.m right and they'd be like okay cool and then you'd go at 6 p.m and then like sometimes your friend wouldn't be there and then you'd get home and you couldn't call them because it was too late to call a house phone so it would be like 8 30 or 9 you can't call it would be 9 and you can't call after 9 so then like you'd have to wait until the next day and then you'd see your friend the next day you'd be like dude why didn't you come and play basketball with me they were like oh my mom wouldn't let me like that and like Like, you would just have to.

40:47That's it? Yeah. You would just have to, like, wait. Oh, my God. I track my friends. Yeah. There's no tracking. So, like, I know when they've left their house to come meet me. There's no tracking.

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42:55Reminder, July 11th through 13th, go to CozyEarth.com and use code Jake for 45 % off your entire purchase. Thank you, Cozy Earth, for sponsoring tonight's episode. like when we used to have to like jerk off when we were a kid like like like like how did like how did you do it when you were a kid i would watch hbo sex scenes yeah we didn't have that google i don't even think google existed so how'd you jerk we had like we had like ask jeeves was like a thing what's that it's like pre-google it's crazy i did you look up porn on there? Like, okay, we had 56k dial up. Like, do you know what that is?

43:35I've heard of it. So literally, it would be like this. If I was on the computer, and my mother picked up the phone, it would kick me off the computer because they shared the same thing. How does that even work? You would do it through your, like, and it would be like this. This is how you got on. It would be like that's like how you would get on the internet and then you would like go to a website and it would be like a description it would be like woman naked and you'd be like and then you'd be like i guess i'll do that one and you like it was like woman naked forest and you'd like press a button and it would be like and it would be like this it would be like this okay it would go to another screen and it would take so long to go to that screen and then we'd get to that screen and it'd be like and it would be like you'd be like and you'd be like trying to figure out what it is and like finally it would be like a woman naked and she'd be like like you'd be like jerking off to like one woman just naked and you wouldn't even wait to the feet you'd be like fuck it and then like we i we used to print the pictures out and and then we'd print them out and and and And you'd like staple them until you like made like a – and are like – they were so grainy by the time they got out.

44:58You'd be like – like you'd have to like squint to see it. And then all of a sudden your computer would get – like this was back when like viruses existed. No, yeah. Do you know – I know about viruses because one time I looked up gay porn and my mom and my dad had to pull me in and be like, you've given our computer a gay porn virus. They were like – And are you gay? And you're like, what? No. Yes, and I think I had to – I think – and they were like, we're not mad about what you're looking at, but, like, we have a virus from gay porn. We're not mad at what you're looking at, but you're gay. Yeah, and you have a gay porn, and you gave us a gay porn virus.

45:33Yeah. Is it worse than a regular porn virus? Why did they have to say gay porn virus? They were just like – they were like, we know what you've been looking at. Did you ever get caught using dial-up to look at it inappropriate? Not really. Like we would like basically I had like a window of like 45 minutes before like my mother would get home. And I would actually full speed run home to jerk off. Like I would run full speed like into my house. And sometimes friends would come over because I was the house where like you could jerk off. Wait, what? So like we'd like print out pictures and people would like be in a different room just like jerking.

46:15I don't know. You're so horny when you're a kid. No, I understand. But you were like, let's – how would you plan that? I feel like jerking it off was such a private thing for me. Not for us. Oh, okay. And then you'd be like – I remember like back in the day, your computer could freeze, okay? And when it froze, it would like – like it didn't just like freeze where you're like, oh, just like escape all quit or whatever. Control all delete. Like it's not like that. your computer would actually freeze and it would just like freeze and you'd have to rip the cord out of the wall like when my parents were coming home i'd be like oh my god and i'd like rip it out of the thing and then like when you when like so you would get these pop-up viruses and it would be like boop and it would like pop up yeah i remember porn and it'd be like yeah boop boop and it'd be like jake's watching porn yeah and it's gay um and then like all of a sudden you'd get like a lot of them and it would be like do do do do do and they'll be like oh okay and then like there was my computer you like turn my computer on it would do like the turn on thing and then we go like this it'd go you couldn't even use the computer anymore and when i was when i was a kid um you couldn't just like fix it yourself you couldn't just like google how to fix it you used to have to call a man and a man would come over with a full briefcase and he'd be like i'm here to look at the computer and they'd have to pay a man like 50 bucks to come over on your parents back no no no my parents i'd be like mom something happened with the computer i don't know what it is and it would be like because it wouldn't say like porn it would just be like so many pot you couldn't even read them they were like yeah like it was like a machine gun of like of pop-ups and then like they'd come and i'd be like oh mom i'm really good with computers i'll go like talk to the guy and like i'd go to the guy he'd be like dude he'd be like there's so much porn on this computer.

48:11And I'd be like, I'll do whatever you say, man. Just like, please don't tell my parents. And they'd be like, okay, we won't tell your parents. And they'd like, fix it. And then like two weeks later, the same thing. Would they get annoyed? My parents? No, the computer guy. No, they're just like, porn? Or like illegally downloading songs. Because we would do it on Napster and Kazaa and stuff. Got it. And LimeWire? I was a LimeWire. I used LimeWire. So we had LimeWire to download porn. But it would take so long. It would take so long. and you'd have to like download porn like for 24 hours. And then like you'd finally get it.

48:46At that point, is it worth it? Yes, when you're a kid, is it worth it? He's shaking his head. And you'd get it. And sometimes it would be like porn and you'd be like, yes. And then sometimes it would literally just be like static and be like, ah, like the craziest noise. And you'd be like, fuck. Like I waited 24 hours for just like static. So when like this, when like social media evolved, like were you guys like, oh, this is – awesome for our porn intake? I don't know. I can't even remember. Like, I just remember, I just remember I got big. Like, I got first discovered because of MySpace. Right.

49:21Like, that was, like, social media for me. So, like, I used to, like, just, like, hit up anyone who was, like, of any relevance and be like, I make music. I just did this thing for the, and it'd be, like, the, like, worst. I'd be like, did this for, like, someone's cousin's nephew. And, like, I, like, then the credits started getting better. And I, like, I, like, started to get a bunch of friends on, like, it was, like, the first thing where you would get, like, popular. That's, like, how you got popular on, like, MySpace. And I, like, had, like, a lot of friends. Like, basically, like, I had, like, I think I had, like, 15 ,000 friends on MySpace.

49:56And, like, for, like... That's a lot of friends. At that point, like, that was, like, huge. Like, there was, like, the biggest person in the world, oh, well, this girl, Tila Tequila. Oh, I watched a shot at, a double shot at Love. Okay, so she, at that point, like when I had like 15 ,000 she had like 500 ,000 and she was like nobody was even close to her and so like I had like 15 like I had by far like the most of like anyone near my area and I don't even know why it happened I was just like doing funny shit and I would like write on like people's walls like crazy shit and like it was just like I was 13 right and and then and then I like just like started like getting gradually, gradually like more known.

50:37But like, yeah, like when Twitter came out, I remember I was like, what's Twitter? And I like, didn't know any TikTok. Same thing. Yeah. My friend, literally I was putting out my second album and my friend was like, you got to use this thing called TikTok. If you want your songs to be big. And I was like, what's TikTok. And he was like, it's the thing like where everyone like dances on it. And I was like, well, I don't want to dance on it. And he was like, no, you don't have to just like go on and like, just do stuff. He was like, there's like these things called trends and they're doing some to like some of your like songs that are like older.

51:09And I was like, I don't know, man, I don't want to do this. And he was like, I'm going to come over to your house and I'm going to film you. And he like filmed three videos for me. And like, I like post them and they actually got 400 views. And I was like, dude, I'm not doing this ever again. 400 views. That's crazy. And I would have, and I went to bed and then I woke up and my friend was like, I told you. and I was like what do you mean you told me and he was like and like one of my first videos got like 10 million this was when TikTok was like explosive like do you know like when it was like and it was like and I was like oh shit and then like I posted another video and it like did nothing and then like I posted like one more and then it got like millions of views and then all of a sudden I had like 500 ,000 followers in like those were the days in like three days and then it was like and then I was like oh and then my song started getting really big and then and then i like really got the hang of it and then i because i was like i was like in order to get the hang of this i need to see it so my friend came over one day and he showed me the for you page because i've never still to this day i don't never use i've never scrolled benny like my screen time is insane really all i do scroll scroll scroll so like what are you gonna do like break me down with what you did earlier today and what you're going to do after.

52:28Really? I love talking about this. So I woke up at 7 a.m. I woke up and my bed vibrates to wake me up. What? Yes, it's an 8 sleep. Oh yeah, I have one of those. Do you really? I took it off immediately. I hated the feeling. It made me freezing all night. But you can make it warm. Yeah, no. I don't like that. I have two extra if you want one. King size or queen size? King and cow king. Okay, I might get a king bed for my new room, so I actually might - Do you want one? Yeah. I literally have an extra one at my house. Really? I swear. I would like that. Okay, maybe for a small price. Okay, I'll pay.

53:06Okay. Okay. No, I got mine for free. You can have it. I got mine for free, too. Okay, okay. Yeah, you can have it. Okay, cool. So basically, I woke up, and my bed vibrated to wake me up. Then I walked to get coffee. I listened to my music. And then I went to go work out at the Aloe Gym, where you actually have a studio. Oh, I do have a studio there. You have a studio there. Yeah. You can use it whenever you want. Really? Yeah. Oh, okay, cool. I got an IV in there once. In the studio? Yeah, I'm pretty sure. What type of IV? I don't know. I get an IV like once a week. Really? Yeah. Why? I'm addicted.

53:39Have you ever put Benadryl in an IV? Yeah. Goes stupid. Do you guys get IVs? Does your mom know you get an IV? My dad knows. What's your dad think? He thinks, I'm like, it's healthy. He's like, okay, good. That's it. Yeah. He's like. Xanax healthy. No, he's like, it's good. Okay, good, good. So I worked out. I did cryotherapy. Then I came home, shaved my entire chest. Do you have to have a shaved chest to be gay? I think hair's back in. Do you shave your dick? Yeah, I get it lasered off. Your dick? Yes. You get your dick lasered? Like, no, there's like a little, but it's not like a bush. Yeah, so it's just like manicured.

54:21Yeah. But like how little are we talking? Like your eyebrows or less? Is it like this? Is it like mine? Right now, it's bald. That's crazy. I know. That's insane. I know. Bald is insane. I know. I don't know. Do you want a bald dick? No. Yeah. Are you gay or straight? Straight. Do you want a bald dick? I know. Your dick's not bald. I already know. I know what your dick looks like. I know everything about it. Like, I know your dick already. I got the wax. I waxed my asshole. And first of all, the position they put you in is insane. I know. Insane. You're like, legs are above your head. And I'm sitting there, and I'm like talking to the lady while she's doing it.

55:07And she's like, oh, my God. She's like, she was like, I saw Steely Dan last night, and they were so good. And she's talking to me about 80s rock bands. Well, she's like – but I will tell you, first of all, it does not hurt at all. It feels so good. The warmth. The warmth. Of the wax? Yeah, yeah. You do sugaring or wax? I think she does a combination, I think, or something. Oh, wow. I don't know what she does. She's like very next level. Okay, yeah. And I will tell you one thing. Okay, first of all, I've never been so clean down there. Like, it's like you're – it's almost like too – like, okay.

55:47So guys have hair in their tush because it like catches the sweat and stuff. When you have no hair, it's like a slip and slide. It gets like so – it does for girls too. But then you just have to take care of yourself down there to make sure it doesn't end up like that. No, no, no. But it's just like if you like go for – no, not wiping. Oh, wiping is amazing. Oh, my God. Wiping is insane. I use a Toto toilet anyways. I love getting an explosion of water up my asshole. There's nothing I love more than just being blasted. I wish it was like... Really? I would take a full machine gun of water up my...

56:32Yeah, the harder the better. Okay. It feels so good. I guess it kind of jars me. I've only done it twice. Oh, I love it. I sit on it and I'm like... I'm like riding. It's amazing. It's incredible. One time I was like in the doctor's office and there was like a man and like a woman examining like my penis. Like just like doing like physical, like checking around. And it might have been a dermatologist. I forget what it was. I think it was a regular doctor when they tell you cough and stuff. and the lady starts talking and she's like oh my god i love when you did this and she's like talking and then asked me for a picture well you're no no afterwards and i was just like i can never come here again like is that hipaa i think that's like illegal right yeah that's like it was like like and i was like i i've never been like more violated in my life i never went back again and what did they was it like a physical like were they like all up on you that whole Yeah, I mean, the girl wasn't, she was just, like, shadowing the doctor.

57:42Or I think she was, like, the doctor's assistant. I don't know what it was. I don't know. And she was there, and she was, like, starts talking to me. Like, she was just talking to me throughout the whole time, not just, like, when my pants were down. And then, like, and then she's, like, they're, like, the guy's, like, having me cough, and, like, my penis is just, like, out. And then, like, yeah, then she, like, asked me for a picture, and I was, like. And then I started thinking, I'm, like, are all our doctors just, like, talking about, like, all our deepest, darkest secrets when they get home?

58:06Probably. Like, they're just like, oh, my God. They're like, Jake's asshole? Yeah. Huge. Yeah, probably. They're just, like, gaping. Like, well, one time my friend got a finger, like, the doctor had to, like, stick a finger up his ass, and he peed. A good pee or bad pee? I don't know, but he said, ooh, and peed across the entire patient room. Whoa. And the doctor said, it happens. He's like, it happens. I'm going to be like talking about it while I'm eating like Angelini like octopus tonight, but it happens. Isn't that crazy? That's insane. Doctor, are therapists saying everything? I don't know.

58:44How long have you had your therapist for? Like 18 years. Shut the fuck up. Yeah. How long have you had your six months? Like a month, like a year or less than like, I don't know. And all I do is talk shit with her. I like don't. You don't even, you don't even do therapy. No. You're just like, bitch, guess what? Is that basically you? Yes. Well, no, like I'll get into like my intimacy problems in the last like five minutes. You have intimacy problems? Like I definitely am not like I don't have like solutions for it. But what are the problems? Like I'm not good at it. But why are you good at intimacy?

59:15Because it makes me nervous. Really? Yeah. Do you get nervous like going for the kiss? No, I've actually was told twice last week by two different people that I'm a good kisser. I know. That's so good. Never heard that before and I was like, I'll take it. Okay. So you're a good kisser. I can see it. You look like a good kisser. Really? Yeah, you got a good mouth. Thank you. Okay, so then what are the intimacy problems? Like I just get super anxious. Like before you're in it? I think I'm just like uncomfortable with my body. Wow, your body's great. Is that why you're going to the gym? Yeah. Did you like used to be like a chubby kid or something?

59:52Yeah, I was like very chubby when I was like 10, and then I lost a bunch of weight. And then post-grad I gained a little bit of weight. And then I was like, I gotta lose it. You look great now. Thank you so much. Nolan, do you think I've lost weight since we've started this? Absolutely. Are you trying to get like six-pack? Yeah, like ideally I would like like a four-pack. Yeah. That would be nice. How close do you think? How close? Like four or five months away if I took it seriously. Do you have like a crazy trainer or something? Yeah, but like I – You just like talk shit. Like I go out a lot and then I'm drunk.

1:00:24Like yeah, I try to. I eat healthy today and yesterday. Does he eat healthy? Yeah, I think so. I overeat. You overeat? Because I eat like I've never been fed. Yeah, I have to eat every two hours. Like, I'm starving right now. Really? And I ate right before I came here. I ate the second before I came here, and I'm starving. What'd you eat? I made, like, a nice little, like, I made, like, some, like, shrimp and vegetables and rice. Just, like, very. That's my favorite. I really would like you to cook for me. I would love to cook with you. Really? Yeah, I want to be your friend in real life. I want to be your friend in real life.

1:00:55Really? I'm dead serious. Or do you just, like, say stuff like that? No, I'm like dead serious. Like I actually am going to hit you up and text you. Are you like an LA follow through or just like? No, I'm a follow through. Really? Yeah. What do you usually do on the weekend? Like this weekend I'm in New York. What are you doing? Aren't you like on tour? Yeah, I go back on tour in a few weeks if you want to pop out. So what's the tour? Do you do this on stage? No, I like stand up and I talk about myself for like an hour and 45 minutes. You just talk about yourself, like however you feel that night.

1:01:25Like, Manny, can you explain, can you give her the mic and can she explain like what she thinks the... Does anyone ever see them on camera? So they just hear you guys? Are there people who have like crushes on them without, no, no. I don't know. Not yet. Submissions. Oh, really? A lot of people. About who? Oh. Oh, about you? Yeah. Oh. They say they fall in love with my voice. Oh, I didn't. And they put their numbers in there. He's hot. He's like, he's definitely a hot guy. Thanks, man. He's definitely, don't ever show yourself. No, no, no, no. No, don't. Keep it a mystery. Keep it a mystery. No, he's really hot.

1:02:02He's very hot. Thank you. So, Manny, do you want to explain, like, what my show's like, or what's the vibe? Yes. Let's get back to Jake. His show, it's like a hybrid stand-up. It's kind of like a big hangout session where he also has a structure and jokes, but audience participation. He talks about himself. He talks about his childhood. Um, he, like the PowerPoint presentation has a lot of funny visuals, a lot of funny, like just a lot of his fans are called pussies. And so the pussies are a really big part of it. And it's kind of just like a hour and 45 minutes of hanging out and laughing. And then he also sings songs from my album.

1:02:42Oh my God. I love that. Where are you playing here? Here. We had to move the LA date. Okay. Um, but in New York, I'm doing radio city in June. Amazing. Well, radio city is huge. I know. Is that your biggest one you've ever done? Yeah. Oh my God. Are you going to sell it out? I think it's about to be sold out. Just selling out? Just like easy for you? I don't know. Like I didn't think it would sell that much, but it has. New York's my hometown, so. That's so cool. I want to come. Do you actually want to? I want to come to a show for sure. When is your LA show? Like we need to reschedule it. Okay, I'm 100 % coming to your LA show.

1:03:20You have to. I swear. You have to pop out. I swear I'll pop out. Have you ever seen, what's his name here? Jay Shetty was here the other week. He said you guys were close friends. Have you been to one of his shows? No. Oh, he came on your pod? Yeah. Really? Mm-hmm. Damn, you get everyone on your pod. Oh, thanks. He talked about how much he adored you. No. Yes. I just, we just, me and Selena just did a show. Yeah, he was telling me. He was using your relationship as an example for a relationship, like, that I should strive for. Oh, wow. Big shoes. I know. I, uh... I have a good relationship. I know.

1:03:57It's really good. Yeah. It's not, it's like, it's so easy. That's, well, love should be easy, huh? It's so, it's usually, I used to think like, oh yeah, like, it's supposed to be hard. Like, it's supposed to be like a fight. It's supposed to be like a pat. I kind of want that. Love easy or hard? Fights. Like, I kind of like just want to experience toxicity. I have a lot of gay friends. You do? Can you set me up with one of them? Yes. And I have like, I have so many like cute parties and things to do. Like I'll make all of them go to your Radio City show Really? Yeah so you like look like the man And then you come off stage and you're like Like oh my god And then I'll have an after party after Do you love a party?

1:04:35I used to party when I was in college I would party Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday Every single week Sometimes Sunday And I was I wouldn't miss a night out I literally refused to miss a night out Like if I missed a night out Like hell had frozen over Do you miss a night out now? All the time I rarely go out now Okay, what are you going to do in New York? Go out. Tell me your plans in New York this weekend. I want to know everything. Do you really? Yes. Okay, so I get there Thursday. Okay, boring. No. I'm just kidding. Wow. Okay, okay, you get there Thursday. I'm staying at... Okay. So I'm super excited.

1:05:08I've never stayed there before. Okay, okay. I'm going to go on a date Thursday night with this guy I've been seeing. What's the sushi restaurant? Okay. Yeah, he was raving about it. Yeah, it's yummy. I've only had Postmates. I've never been there. Okay. But it was yummy. Okay. Okay keep going Okay so I'm gonna see him I think that's what it's called And he's But we're getting drinks With my two girlfriends And him beforehand Because my girlfriends Wanted to see me And your girlfriends Live in New York Yeah Okay what are their names Cassidy and Sally Okay Cassidy and Sally And then Friday This is my BNO So Friday I'm gonna wake up And I'm gonna work out And then I have An important meeting That I'm really excited for But it's over Zoom So it doesn't matter If I took it in New York Or LA or whatever Okay Then Friday night I have a reservation at my favorite like going out spot.

1:05:54Okay. And I have a reservation with me and all my girls and we are going to go and black out Saturday. Same girls, Cassidy. Cassidy and Sally and then some. Okay. And a lot of girls. Probably. And then Saturday comes around and I have to fly to Boston because my best friend's older brother is giving the commencement speech at Northeastern. Wow. Mm-hmm. Okay. Yeah, very exciting. So then I'm with my - And you'll party there. Is Alice here? Alice! Alice! Damn. Okay, then what? Well, so we'll probably, maybe not. We'll go out to a nice dinner probably in Boston. I doubt we'll party. Yeah, yeah. And then Sunday I come back to New York.

1:06:34Don't know what I'll do. And then Monday I have the Webby Awards. Are you hosting or something? No, I won an award. Congrats. Thanks. Okay, and then you'll party after that? Or not? No. Might just kick it. I'll probably just, because I have a flight Tuesday morning very, very early. Where? Back to here to come home because I have to be here first thing in the morning to go to Alexander's studio to finish my Christmas song. Because it's the last time I can do it before I leave for tour. And then how long are you on tour for? I am on tour from middle of May to end of May and then I go to France all of June.

1:07:08For what? Wedding, vacation, another wedding, work, vacation, back to tour. And then what? And then it's July. And then what are you going to do in July? finish tour a little more yeah and i'm gonna spend a lot of time in la maybe i'll go fuck around in new york what a life live my life what a life what are your plans for the summer i have some things i have to work on in la and then honestly i really want to take like a little break i've been working so much i realized like i haven't really like had much time off in a while and I'm about to like just like relax. Like I just want to like lay in bed.

1:07:49Like I want to lay in bed and like forget what day it is because we've been in bed. Like just watching stuff. You like that? Not usually. Yeah. But like with Selena I can do it like all day. Like she makes me want to just like hang out and cuddle and like just watch things and just like eat food and have like piles of food around us and like have the best time ever. Are you guys wedding planning yet? Has that? Not yet. That's why we both need a show. We've both been working so much. We got engaged. Then we were filming music videos for our album.

1:08:28Then it's holidays. Then right after holidays, we had to start all the promo for our stuff. Then we do that. Then she left to film her show, Only Murders. Then I met her. Then we hung out for a week. and then right after that it's like promo and then I'm I'm writing another book so then I had to like write like a book and then like she came back for like one day here then I like it's like right and it was my birthday and then it was you know so it's like happy bladed thanks and then we never and then and then like I'm I'm always we're both working on so many things that we hadn't even had time to like get into it but like we're so excited i think like this summer we're gonna like sit down and be like okay what are we doing huh that wedding's gonna be lit huh i think so that's gonna be awesome but it'll be like chill yeah yeah it'll be chill but lit yeah it'll be amazing i don't know i don't know what's that it's the tell me what's wrongs well what were you about to say nothing what's tell me what's wrongs it's the pussies write in and they tell us what's wrong and we give them advice are you serious yeah and we like prescribe them stuff okay I got with a guy who I didn't realize had a girlfriend at the time.

1:09:39Now his friends are blaming me for the situation and even booed me last night because they broke up. We're in the same social circles. So how do I get out of this? You want to take this one away? Like I would just be like, fuck you guys. You suck. Like I don't know what to tell you. Like it sucks. Like guys suck. Like of course they're blaming you. Okay. Because they won't like put any responsibility onto their loser friend. Okay. I'm going to be in charge of the next one. Okay. Your advice is great. Like, this is your thing. Right? Like, what men suck. Like, what do you mean? Like, of course they won't blame their friend because then they have to look inward.

1:10:12Yeah. They suck. I would prescribe... You did? I don't really know. Okay. Okay. I am seriously going to lose my mind over this girl. She has been one of my best friends for over six years, but I just can't stand to be around her anymore. We had an argument a while ago and stopped talking for six months, and it was the best six months of my life. Now that we've patched things up a little, I'm starting to feel those same bad feelings as before. What should I tell her? Okay. I think you have a wiser take on this. Look, there's two worlds. First of all, everybody has a friend that they're just grandfathered in.

1:10:54No matter what, they kind of just have to be your friend for the rest of your life. You hate them. But you're so embarrassed of them. Every time you bring them around, you're like, oh, this is going to be terrible. But you have no other choice. They're already in the circle. And you can't get a new friend. They know too much. It's like a therapist. You don't want to teach a new friend all this stuff. They've been your friend for like 10 years. You kind of have to keep them. So there's a little bit of that world. And then I always think the truth is going to set you free. You just have to tell the truth.

1:11:26You have to be like, look, I'm finding myself resenting you a little bit. We patched this up. like what are we going to do about it and talk to them and like sometimes the mature thing is like letting go and then sometimes it's like oh no let's like try to work through this right i i think i think i think you should definitely try that unless they're already in the grandfathered in like the grandfathered in you have no there's no choice you're fucked you're right because they know too much yeah grandfathered in there like don't you have some friends you like hate like you hate them like they're your friend no you do no no really it's you know what i'm talking about But, you know, yeah, obviously he's such a liar.

1:12:00He's such a liar. You just, like, don't want to – it's because we're on a podcast. Like, yeah, I have friends I hate. You know who you are. I don't even know which camera to look at. No, but, like, you hate them. Like, you don't actually hate them. You're just like, oh, really? You said that? Like, do you have, like, people you bring around someone, and you're like, why would you say that? That's usually me. Oh, really? Yeah, like, maybe I'm the friend. Yeah. Like, my friend Will always is like, why the fuck would you say that? Like, how could you say that? Like, you're so embarrassing. But I would prescribe Truth Hurts by Lizzo.

1:12:32Oh. Oh, okay, okay, okay. You see? Yes, yes, yes. The past two or three guys I've gotten with keep finishing so quickly. Like, record speed. I know it's a low-key compliment, but come on. What do I got to do here? Some people have, like, issues with it. Maybe, I think, maybe, like, try a lot of foreplay first. so that by the time you get to set, maybe have them go down on you or do something that's gonna, or bring a toy into it or something. Something that's gonna get you either you already came before or you can come very easily. And then maybe that'll work their confidence back up. I prescribe going to Babeland or something.

1:13:18I used to toy the first time I lost my virginity. You did? Yeah. No. Isn't that insane? First time? Yes. That's insane. Isn't that insane? That's crazy. Like, isn't that crazy? Yeah, that's crazy. Like. That's insane. Like, you're so, you're embarrassed. I don't think I've even ever told my friends that. Yeah, that's insane. That's insane. I want to become a singer-songwriter and went to an open mic the other night and got awkwardly laughed off stage after my performance. It didn't kill me, but it sure didn't feel good. Like, am I cut out for this? Do you want to start? And then I will. Like, yeah, I think you're cut out for it.

1:13:56I think your outlook on it is great. Like, it didn't kill me, but it didn't feel great. Obviously, that's not going to feel good. You're human. Of course it's not going to feel good. Yeah, people tell me no still all the time. Yes, so many times. Like, you're going to fail so much. Like, you're going to fail constantly. Like, you're going to, like, nobody's going to remember your failures, though. Like, nobody's coming up to you and they're like, Jake, do you remember that, like, one podcast you had that like didn't go off that well or like at that show when you told that one joke like and if they are focused on that they're like a piece of shit and like they shouldn't like it doesn't like they're just like preying on your downfall but like no normal person like when you talk about like michael jordan you're not like remember when he missed that like game winning three you're like oh my god do you remember when he dunked from the foul line with his tongue out like you know you're like thinking of shit like that like and i i think you just have to like keep going and and and it's all gonna work out and like the only chance you won't make it is if you quit like that's the only chance you guaranteed to not make it i guess you're right what do you want to prescribe um stronger by kelly clarkson oh my friend made that song really who made that ali tamposi oh wow singer song have you ever worked with kelly clarkson i've never worked with kelly i went on her show but i never worked with her oh okay my best friend just started dating my secret crush of a year and a half I know that's totally on me, but I'm heartbroken and I'm dreaming of sabotage.

1:15:21Do I commit to the bit or just be more open with my feelings next time? So actually, I've had an experience with this. One time my friend hooked up with my crush. And did he know it was your crush? So I thought he did, but he was like, you never fucking told me that you liked this guy. So that is on you and it was on me. But next time you just have to be more open and honest. Yeah, I think so too. Like I learned the hard way. What do you want me? How dare you hook up with him? Like you knew I liked him. He's like, you literally never told me that. And I didn't. Did you ask him, like, the tea on it?

1:15:51Yeah, I did. Was it good? He said it was okay. Okay. Well, what do you recommend? Yours was perfect, but what do we prescribe? What do we prescribe? Nothing. I don't. Do you have anything? This is your show. I know, but I'm kind of, like, speechless. Like, I don't really know. It touched you too deep? Yeah, I guess maybe it did. Like, I prescribed you my situation. You prescribed, like, maybe real therapy? No, or... No, never that. Yoga? Or acupuncture? Yeah, I prescribe, like... What would they prescribe? Like Earth Cafe or something? I hate Earth Cafe. Yeah, obviously. I have never hated... Nobody likes Earth Cafe.

1:16:37Really? Then why is it still around? Riddle me that. Because I think people saw it on Entourage and were like, Really? I think so. I fucking hate that place. What's your favorite restaurant in LA? Not Earth Cafe. Yeah, same. What are your faves? Actual faves. Matuhisa. I love Matuhisa. Okay, cool. Toscana. Have you been to Toscana? It's amazing. Oh, I guess you've been there. La Cha Cha Cha in downtown LA. What's that? It's great. It's Mexican food. Okay. That's about it. Okay, so you're three places. Do you cook? Yeah, I used to a lot more than I do now. Oh, Mr. Chow. Love Mr. Chow. What do you cook?

1:17:24I used to cook. What are you used to? Like, do you die? No, like, I just, I order in every day. You do? What'd you order today? Well, today I had, like, a pre-made meal from my healthy chef. Oh, are you on, like, a pre-cooked meals thing? Really? You're really trying to get, like, skinny? I'm really trying. Is it good? Yeah, she's great. How many calories are you allowed to have a day? I haven't gotten that far yet, but I know I will one day. Like, if I ever get lucky and I get, like, a roll where I have to be super skinny and ripped, like, I'm excited for that day where I'm like, I can only eat this many calories.

1:17:56Really? Do you cook every day? Yeah. For every meal? I cook a lot. Because, like, by the time you order Postmates, it's like, you're like, what was this supposed to be? Yeah. It's, like, so cold and, like, disgusting. Or, like, the guy, like, it looks like he got in, like, an off-roading, like, accident. Like you're like, like the crispy tuna rice is like upside down and there's like, there's like a jalapeno, like somehow out of the box already. Like, and it's just like, you're like, what? Like, yes. So I'd rather just like make stuff at home and I, yeah, I really love cooking. Like I love, what's your favorite restaurant?

1:18:27Oh, my favorite restaurants. Okay. So I love, I love a place called, um, Sushi Yamamoto. Oh, okay. This is good to know. I need a new sushi place. Okay. It's amazing. It's a little bit pricey, but it's amazing. And it's like very like sneaky, like up in a thing. It's like, it's cool. And yeah, like, of course I love like Sushi Park and all that shit. But like, it's really delicious and it's really cool. And then I like, I like Thai food a lot. I love Thai food. So like, I love like Jitlada, Northern Thai Food Club. Never been. They're in Thai town. Okay. And I love like spicy BBQ. And then like, I love Mexican food.

1:19:08Okay. So I love like, you know, Marisco Jalisco. I love like Tacos La Unica. I love Hall Bosch I've been to Hall Bosch I got octopus I got octopus twist out Oh yeah So good And I love like I like like I love like Found Oyster And stuff You're putting me on To so many places I like Safi's Have you been to Safi's Yes I've been to Safi's Safi's is yummy You've been to Carousel Yeah of course I love Carousel I love like Rafi's too And all that shit Never been to Rafi's Rafi's is good And like mini kebab Wait maybe I have been to Rafi's Rafi's is like the Persian Armenian place A little fancier Yeah yeah Yeah I've been there Then I like I like Madeo.

1:19:43Yeah, Madeo's great. Old school. Yeah. I like, I usually cook Italian food when it's at home. Because that's like. That's the one thing I cook too. Oh, you do? I make a pasta. Okay. I pour a bunch of olive oil in a pan. Okay. Cut up a bunch of tomatoes. Okay. Saute the tomatoes until the olive oil becomes like tomatoey olive oil. Yeah, beautiful. Then I make my pasta on the side. Save a bunch of pasta water. Pour the pasta in. Pour the pasta water in. Mix it all together. And then I like add cheese and salt. Call it a day. Yeah, it's fucking delicious. Yeah, it's great. Like everything should be like simple, beautiful.

1:20:14What's your favorite thing to cook? Honestly, I cook so many different things. I really want you to cook for me. I will cook for you. Now that I know you like Italian, I'll cook you like a delicious Italian. Okay, I'm excited. We're going to make like a – I can either do like northern, like kind of like what you were saying. I like northern Italian. Or I could do like chicken parmesan. No, no. Yeah, okay. So we'll do like beautiful Italian with like a beautiful pasta, like maybe a seafood pasta, like a lobster pasta. I love a lobster pasta. Yeah, we'll like do that. And I'll make like a beautiful like bread and make like a really good salad and maybe like a little bit of like steak.

1:20:52I love a steak. Like a delicious steak. I love a steak. How do you eat your steak? First I'll like smoke it. Okay. On like a Traeger for like an hour really slow and get it like super smoky and then take it off and like sear it and give it like a butter bath with like garlic and then I'll rub your feet. Okay. Do you want me to rub your feet? Or it's like that the intimacy is too much. No, no, I like having my feet rubbed. I can make you feel comfy. Like in like a massage setting. Yeah. Like in an intimacy. I can make you feel like very comfortable. Yeah. I'm sure you can. I went to a Valentine's Day celebration with my boyfriend and his family.

1:21:25I got really drunk and made out with his cousin. I really just want to sweep this one under the rug, but I know I shouldn't. Help. Do they know? I don't know, but it does sound like you cheated on your boyfriend. Yeah. That's a no-no. Of course. That's bad. Mm-hmm. That's bad. That's, like, really bad. Yeah. Has she done your boyfriend with his cousin? He definitely doesn't know. And he's not saying anything either? Like, is everyone a bad person? The boyfriend's not. Well, the boyfriend's probably... She said she wants to sweep this one under the rug. It sounds like he doesn't know, maybe. Yeah.

1:22:00But, like, so, like, she's, like, might be bad. Yeah. And, like, the cousin is definitely... Well, it sounds like maybe she has... The cousin is definitely bad. Well, it sounds like she has a drinking problem. Yeah, yeah. And the cousin for sure is like asshole. Yeah. I would prescribe, you know, blame it on the alcohol. But the Glee cover version. Oh, I was just talking about Jamie Foxx recently. Really? I've never seen Glee. I know about it, though, and I know everything about it. I mean, I would hope that you would know about Glee. They've done Teenage Dream twice. Really? I'm going to be sick.

1:22:34I'm sorry. I'm going to be sick. I'm sorry. What do you mean? Just shut up and read the next Christchurch. No. They did Teenage Dream once in all-boys school. It was so good. It was fucking amazing. It was amazing, amazing, amazing. I'm so out of the loop. It's crazy. I can't believe you've never seen Glee. So they did Teenage Dream once, and it was like a bunch of – it was an all-boys school called – and there was an acapella group called the Warblers. So they did the first Teenage Dream. I don't even know the concept of Glee. It's a Glee club in high school. Oh, okay. And it was super major when they did it.

1:23:06Have you seen it? But then when the guy in the Warblers breaks up with Kurt, the guy in the other Glee Club, he sings an acoustic rendition of Teenage Stream in a New York City bar. Did you lose your mind? Did you cry? I mean, like, shivers down my spine. Do you know what I'm talking about? It is one of the most iconic moments in Glee history. I love you. Thank you. I love you, too. Okay, go to the next one. Okay. You know, you'll cook for me. I'll watch Glee with you. Okay. Is that our first date? Yes. Okay. I can't believe you haven't seen Glee. So many of your songs have been on Glee. Yeah, I guess so.

1:23:45I just met a guy and we hooked up. Well, it turns out he's married. He's 23. And now I just took a pregnancy test and it was positive. He will not return my text. What is a woman to do? I prescribe write a screenplay. That's crazy. Right. What she just said is insane. Right. Read it one more time. I just met a guy and we hooked up. Well, it turns out he's married. He's 23 and now I just took a pregnancy test and it was positive. He will not return my text. What is a woman to do? Buy a gun? Right. For him. And like. Yeah. Get rid of him maybe. Or yeah, or that. That's crazy. I mean, I would definitely out him to his wife for sure.

1:24:25Yeah, for sure. DM to the wife. DM to the wife first thing. First thing, right? I wouldn't hey girly a DM with a pregnancy. like I would like maybe like find her at work I prescribe once again the other woman best movie ever um I would go to them at work and be like yo like your husband fucked me and I am now pregnant and I did not know he was married I'm so sorry I'm either keeping the baby or I'm not and just like what do you want to do here personally because like we should stick together I love it yeah That's what I would do Yeah For sure And then like maybe like Plot revenge against him Together Yeah yeah yeah Together revenge Is that the The The plot of other Of the other women Yeah They Yeah yeah yeah They each three Or I also prescribe like John Tucker must die If you wanna Oh yeah So you do know pop culture I've seen I've seen that one John Tucker must die Yeah yeah I've seen that one It's the best movie ever What's that guy's name?

1:25:26John Tucker No, his real name in real. Oh, of course. I don't know. Was he like your crush growing up? Yeah, I also thought he was very attractive. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I also had a gay awakening with... With who? I forget now. Okay. Okay, well, that was our last Tell Me What's Wrong. So, Benny, what did we learn today? Is this what happens? Mm-hmm. Oh, you ask people what they learned? Yeah, what did you learn? I learned that you're a really good guy, and I learned that I feel like you deserve, like, the best type of love. Oh my God. You might be the problem. I think. You might be a little bit selfish and maybe the problem, but like you need to find the right person that's going to like tame your lion and like put you in place when you need to be.

1:26:11And it sounds like you can make a good pasta and I can't wait to watch Glee with you. I learned that you have never seen Glee and you literally don't know half the songs you've made.

1:26:23Benny Blanco, thank you for coming on Therapist. I love you. I love you too. I love you guys too. This was the best. Was it good? This was amazing. Do you want to give a little bye pussies? Bye pussies. Bye pussies. Bye pussies.

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