Session 87: Will & Cassidy

24:26Okay, yeah. Yeah. You were on the 405 the other day, respectfully, and asked if it was PCH. It looked like PCH. What do you mean? I was literally, we looked like we were driving down PCH. Did we not? To be fair, like, what in it could have, where's the beach? We were, like, I think we were in West Hollywood. I thought the beach was on my right, but honestly, I was so blacked out, I don't know. And it definitely wasn't. It's the PCH. That was crazy. That was crazy. Okay, Should we do the tell me what's wrong? Sure. Are we all okay though? We're all a little bit anxious. I'm so down bad. I've never felt this way in my life.

25:01I do feel like shit. And this room feels like a sauna. I do feel incredibly, incredibly anxious right now. Yeah. My sister is planning a breakup party for herself. And I don't know how to tell her that literally no one wants to come. No offense. I wouldn't want to go either. Like why would she want to go? Wait, but what does that mean, break up party for yourself? Oh, like she's breaking up with her boyfriend? Like she's newly single. Like let's celebrate. Why would anyone want to go? This is like Julianne Payton's goodbye party. I would totally go to a breakup party. That's epic. Oh, that's so horrible that no one wants to go.

25:39I like totally get it. Did you say that's like Julianne Payton's going away party? Yeah. Are you going to come back for that, Cass? So it's next weekend. I think I would be crazy to fly back, but I honestly want to. Is it on Saturday? Yeah. Just do it. I think I might have to. Yeah. Like at this point, like nothing else is going on in the city. I'm kind of miserable in the city in summer. Like you guys know that. I feel like it's not the best place to be. It's the worst place to be in the summer. Fall is the best there. Fall is the best. I'm coming for two weeks in September. It's time for you to come back.

26:08Not during my birthday. Why don't I know when your birthday is? September 22nd. Where are we celebrating? Here. Okay. Are you gone? Are you gay? You're by. You're by. Are you gay? His birthday's the 22nd. I'm going to be in Austin the 20th. Why are you in Austin? I'm like doing this thing for the podcast. What's up with you guys not planning a New York weekend together soon? I said I'm coming in September. I know, but you need to hop on board. He said I'm coming. He said we're not going together. Yeah. Also, it's July. I feel like you're due for something sooner. When? August. Late August. August is the worst month there.

26:45I mean, yeah, honestly. It's like a waste of money. I'd rather spend the money in September. No, I love it in the fall. You make my day when you're in New York. No, literally the second I land it, I have to come to you. It's crazy. When you're together. What do you think? Exactly. We do more than just hump.

27:07Nolan, do you love our group chat name? I do. Nolan, you icon. Remember the things you were saying to me in New York? What? What were we saying? Nope. And I don't think I want to know. What did they say? So my heart just dropped because I have a way of saying really rogue shit when I'm drunk. It was not that bad. What did they say? It was just a lot of like, can't wait to go. What? That was not for me. No, no, no. Will to you. Oh. Okay, yeah. I was like, wait, I said that to Nolan? No. Wait. You're saying that to me? Perfect. Okay, ready. I'll get that. Every time I have to go poop on a date, I say I'm going to go check my makeup and then I go blow up the toilet and come back with mascara on my forehead to sell it.

28:02Recently, I was on a double date and my friend was so drunk that when I went to go do this, she told my date. How do I go about killing her? That is something I would do. Oh, a thousand percent. And I'd be the one that did that. You'd be the one going to the toilet. You know what Cassie and I used to call it in college? Slipping Jake would text me every morning He'd wake up in my bed Because obviously I would wake up next to Jake Every single weekend in college And he'd be like gotta go slip I said not in my bathroom Also when he visited Because Cosby once said it's slipping It's slipping What the fuck What the fuck That's disgusting I was not the one to start that Yes you did I never said that that was Jake ew can we cut that I'm really embarrassed that's pretty gnarly that's disgusting moving on moving the fuck on my boyfriend cried when I asked him to start therapy he said that's so much pressure

29:14wait do you go to therapy I do you know I go to therapy me but jake i honestly felt like you recently i've been ghosting my therapist she has texted me five times i don't reach out to her don't respond whatever all of a sudden i go into my email i have five emails from her i am making sure you're okay she's like i know you went to your sister's wedding like no there is some whatever family drama are you alive and well like what's happening still do you remember when i took therapy in the car with you and your car alarm went off sure do i honestly like that's when i wasn't in therapy yet and i was like why is jake in therapy like is he okay but now i'm like we were uh we were 21 we were jake needed a lot of therapy can i ask you guys something we all do this to each other we like to pick fights with each other i have noticed that us three you do it to will i do it to both of you you don't really epic fights.

30:11I feel like I'm Switzerland. You gotta tank it. Like, everyone just says shit to you. Can you say, oh, Will, like, first impression of Will. First impression of Will. Okay. Okay. What was your first impression of me? He's small? You were Pikachu. No, I met you the night before as Miss Americana, and I was the Heartbreak Prince. Oh, that was a good costume. Thank you. What was I? Do you remember what I was? Yes. What was I? You were a race car driver. I was. Okay, good. Yeah, he looked amazing. What were you the next night um a cowboy my first impression of you i was like oh you're so funny really yeah you want to sing for the podcast yeah can you please sing pyramid i don't know that song i don't know the word it's a really i don't know that song okay what can you sing for us you know he serenaded me when he sang for me two weeks ago i was like pregnant after i'll serenade you any day so do it now Sing the climb.

31:10Oh, my God. I just woke up. Always gonna be another mountain. In the mic. I'm always gonna wanna make it move. Hey, Will. Can you, like, really sing? Please don't make me sing right now. Please, like. You guys made me hum. What? You didn't even do it, though. What? You asked me to hum Pyramid. Oh, I thought you said hump. Oh, hum. You didn't even hum it. Should we talk about me and Will grinding it up at Atlantic City? Atlantic City. Do you want to explain what you saw, Jake? Yeah, I'll post the video right here. Oh, God. Wait, can you not do that? Oh, okay. That was like - No, it was epic. I looked like - Phenomenal.

31:45You looked phenomenal. I felt good. It was awesome. You're like a wind-up toy. Well, let's talk about you getting active behind me. Thousand. Thousand. He was like, I've never seen Will's face get dirty. I locked in. What face was he making? He's like, do it. like ladies like thrusting you guys remember in miami there was a guy at our hotel reception that will thought was hot give me a fucking second so we saw him the first date reception i thought he was so cute i was like so what do you do around here he was like we go to the clubs i was like okay cool we're going to where did we go space yeah and lo and behold cassidy brown no cassidy splat on the floor you splat on the floor and then cass was so pissed because nobody helped her like oh my god hello i see cassidy eat it and i'm like okay i was like wait everyone saw me just i'm in my silver high ass motherfucking louis vuitton and this wasn't like a casual fall like you you really could have heard yourself this was not casual everyone saw me fall fully saw me fall someone spilled something on the ground i was like head back into the fucking floor all of you literally this was actually rude all of you look at me what the What the fuck just happened?

33:03I was like, everyone hates me. I go up to Jake and I go, do you want to pay attention to me for once? Wait. Wait. Did you give him your number? Oh, did I give him my number? Trying to find the picture. I forced him. He did not want to give me his number. And I said, give me your phone. I think I really scared him. Trying to find the picture. But he was really cute. He was really cute. I'm trying to find the picture to make us all. We saw him exiting too. Fully. I frequent this coffee shop and kept asking the barista how their day is going. And now they fully trauma dump on me every morning. I want out, but I love this place so much.

33:35What's your vibe on trauma dumping? I don't mind it. Well, you do it. Sorry. No, I don't mind it at all. I don't really mind it either. I feel like I do it a little bit. But, like, explain trauma dumping. It's like, how's your day? You know, because of, like, I have a hard time connecting with people because of my parents. I think it depends on the relationship with the person you're talking to. A thousand. And you know what? you could just be like oh okay I'm sorry and move on like you don't have to hang out for it's just what do you do is trauma dumping generally considered a bad thing I feel like maybe yeah I don't know I think it's more just like whoa like if you meet a new person and it's like oh you're telling me all of these crazy things why am I scared now I feel like I definitely trauma dump a little bit I mean I do you do yeah but with like certain people you're not just trauma dumping on random like individuals that you're meeting.

34:37Maybe. And a hush fell over the crowd. I feel like that's the whole bit of this podcast. Yeah. I know. What has been happening? I told at least every single person that's come in here that I did not have sex for two years. That was like the first thing out of my mouth and they just say, oh, okay. But that's different. That's different. That's not trauma dumping. That's just like, yeah. Thank you. It's a tough boat to be in. It's just a fact. And I'm right there with you. honestly you are I am you're bi

35:13this is the hardest I've ever laughed in an episode I think back to back to back to back you would have loved to go to college with Cassidy one time she hooked up with this guy on a ring

35:25I can't talk about this I need to find the video There's a video of cast hooking up with this guy for 20 minutes. First of all, I was thinking I was being sneaky and I was like, move to the right. I think I would have been eating alive at USC. Probably. No, you would have been fine. Do you think so? You would have been just fine. Do you think I would have been in your friend group? Yeah. I was your first. Was I your first gay friend? You were my first like real gay friend. Yeah. Like I have gay friends. Like you're like actually like I hang out with you every day. I didn't have that in college with anyone.

35:56That's sweet. Yeah. You're my first gay friend. Oh, I love you. I love you too. Thank you. Did Jake ever tell you about the pink heels? They're Cassidy's favorite thing. I don't know why they're not your favorite. I bought pink stripper heels. Fluffy pink stripper heels. And I would wear them and Cass would make me put them on when we were drunk. Cassidy and I had some real funny moments. Cassidy was infamous in college for me.

36:25You've seen her drunky, right? she once ate ashley's dog's food okay that did happen in my defense the dog's food was white rice so obviously i'm literally so drunk take the first thing out of the fridge that i see which was white rice and just pound it like literally oh my god actually funny story after this she literally looked at me and was like that was fully my dog's food how am i supposed to know And the Cassidy special is hot sauce on anything. Everything. Cholula on everything. Frank's hot sauce is honestly so good now. I love Cholula. I really want you to stay for dinner. I do too. I think you can.

37:03Should we order right now? Let's order now. I don't want pho. I definitely have time. It's six. Okay, what? Should we order pho? I'm sorry. Ready? I am so... Ew. Oh my God. Oh my God. I smell it. Nope. I'm going to... Wait, I'm actually going to throw up. I don't want it. I'm not gonna lie I couldn't have held it in if I tried I've never had the instinct of bringing the microphone I'm not gonna sing but I will burp for you Help us all I'm a burpy baby today I told my therapist I was seeing signs from the universe And she said no that's just your anxiety I don't know how to answer She keeps rubbing me It feels really good right now Okay wait read it again The therapist is saying that she's just anxious.

37:54Now she's like. Sorry. Sorry. I'll stop. I need touch.

38:03You don't like when I touch you. I don't like being touched. In general. Unless it's by a guy. I'm touch starved. Yeah, I guess that would make sense. Same. I'm so touch starved. I love touch. I am touch starved for sure. I love my friends, but every time we go out, they are taking so many photos and I am not photogenic at all maybe i'm just insecure but it's literally is just when they're taking candid photos of me how do i change this i think you adopt the cassidy brown mindset mindset what's my mindset just continue taking photos jake literally told me that this whole podcast i'd be staring at myself in the mirror the whole time and i was like is that how you see me no what were you about to say i was gonna just say maybe put the phones away oh yeah you you're a big proponent you're good about that it's my biggest thing but i also get if you're feeling insecure and like everyone's taking pictures then that'd be kind of annoying i don't like taking pictures before i go out it makes me feel insecure sometimes i actually like taking pictures do you feel fine for me to tell this story well i don't know what story you're talking about when will was in the hospital he got he was like a make-a-wish kid i did i got a make-a-wish he got a he legitimately got a make-a-wish you didn't know this like in what way sorry like in what way you gotta shave your head

39:32cut that

39:38no I did not have to shave my head

39:46holy shit Yeah, it's time for a shot. I still don't understand what I said is bad, but like, can you just like elaborate? Because people have other illnesses besides cancer. I just didn't know. I thought Make-A-Wish was fully for that. For cancer only? Yeah. No, it's for all chronic diseases. Okay, continue. And that I do have. So Will was in the hospital and he got a Make-A-Wish. And they were like, do you want to go to Hawaii? Like, didn't they offer you like Hawaii? do you want to go to Hawaii? Putakana? I was like, I don't think I want to do that. He asked, all he wanted to do was meet Adam Levine.

40:27Oh, that's really cute. And so he met Adam Levine and Adam Levine brushed past him and he got a boner. No, no, no, no. No, no, no. Let me tell you. Adam Levine gave me a hug and called me handsome and I got a, I was rock hard. He's so hot. He signed a guitar and sent it to me. Wow. And that was your wish? Yeah. I would do it again. Can I just tell you one thing? Every time I've taken a shot, it's coming out of my mouth. I have like water shots down my chin. Yeah. Observation. How are we all feeling? When you got to make a wish, were you like, let's go? Cool. Yeah, I was pretty happy. I was like, this is sick.

41:05Did you debate anything besides the Adam Levine thing? No, I was pretty sad.

41:13Yeah.

41:19I'm about to crash out.

41:26You're right. I know you're going to say. You're right. This has been one of my favorite episodes. But why don't you like to do your handshake with me every time I try to do it? What handshake? What handshake? Are you kidding? Oh.

41:41I kind of feel weird that I'm not included in a handshake with you guys. Cass, would you ever do that? nope and i just saw and honestly cringed cringe it's very fair i feel like i cringe at a lot yeah like i kind of get the ick easily tell us in never from you guys yeah you just can't get them with guys it's the weirdest thing no i get the ick pretty quickly too i mean this one of the guys you saw i got the biggest ick from when i spoke like spoke more than three words to him which one do not we'll believe it perfect i'm obsessed with him See, that's crazy. And I honestly liked how you did because I think he's like so hot.

42:20Look, I'd fuck him. Yeah. Yes. I know you would. Guess who else would? He was literally next to me while this was going down. It was the most epic. But what part got, like what gave you the ick? The way he spoke. I did get the ick, but it wasn't in a way like I would entertain it. I would keep entertaining it. How good does a hot dog sound? Beyond. I'm the glizzy gobbler, so. I'm kind of fixating on Chinese food now though Okay There's like multiple routes we can go down And I think we finally reached the point in the episode Where we can talk about dinner I just don't want pho But you don't listen when I say that Okay I honestly don't really want pho I want something more filling I would like Chinese food I've said this five times now We could do noodles, ramen You're by

43:08I'm a little tipsy We am tipsy for sure I want to like swing my mic around right now Like I'm like feeling weird I mean Cassidy you've just been on a roll I'm not really a comedian though But I do love TV Like I do It made sense in my head when you said it You watch the same show every day No I don't I go to her house and I hear people talking Oh it's Gossip Girl in the background I don't watch Gossip Girl anymore Or friends. And also, it is friends. I did see something where it's like if you watch the same TV show and put it on in the background as like just like background noise, you have really bad anxiety because it's like what's the – it's like – Comfort.

43:53Comfort. And I was like, oh, sweet.

44:00Would you like to finish your shot? Oh, I did. Next. Honestly, that gives Nolan so much wiggle room. Should we just all say next a bunch Next Honestly yeah Okay Casco Do I look fat from this angle? No You look gorgeous Thank you What am I saying? Wait what? This isn't You know what I'm having so much fun This can't be the last I know We low-key have so much more to talk about Than we ever anticipated I know Guys what are we leaving out though? So do you want to talk about New York or Miami? Let's start with Miami We went For anyone wondering We went to Miami for the new year to celebrate together.

44:40Obviously, we're celebrating together. We're celebrating together. Us three. We all stay in a room together. I think that should be a tradition, by the way. Obviously. 100%. Every New Year's, we're spending it together. But I think we should leave the country next time. Oh, you were my New Year's kiss. Obviously, you were my New Year's kiss. We've kissed a bunch. We tend to do that. Mommy and dad need a break. I feel like it's getting more real. I do, too. No, I think I'm so gay now that I would, like, hook up with a girl. Well, if you hook up with a girl, if it's not me, I will actually come up.

45:11Yeah. Would you be upset? I would be a little bit jealous for sure. Anyways, so back to Miami. Us three stayed in a room together. Yeah. And how would you describe the trip? I mean, diabolical. Remember when we said it. It was insane. Did we have fun? Oh, I had the best time of my life. Night one was the best night, by the way. I agree. What was night one? But remember when we told Cassidy the boat was going to be? We told her the boat was going to Pearl Harbor. How was I supposed to know? Cassidy, how far is that? How was I supposed to know where the boat was going? Cassidy, that's not even the point of that.

45:46Whatever. Also, you didn't join our boat today. I know, I couldn't. I read my book. Will was reading on the beach. He was busy. I needed a long time. That first night, that cost a two-a-dinner straight into that night out, best night. Yeah, I lost my purse. I don't remember that. Yeah, Cass lost her purse. It was in the blanket, the entire time. Cass lost her purse and we went to the beach. And let me tell you, they were tweaking out, telling me like, it's okay. Like, it's going to be okay. I had the one form of identification, my passport. Let's get into that story later also. My passport in my purse, I actually wouldn't have been able to go home.

46:22I wouldn't have been able to find the ring. Cass has a knack for losing things and she recently lost her passport. And the way she lost it actually might shock you. It fell out of her hands at a bar. she looked on the ground and continued talking and the guy said to her did you just drop your passport? and she still didn't pick it up apparently like it dropped in front of me and I think I was just having fun and I kind of looked down and like looked up and was like gonna grab that later I never did and then the next day I was like and one thing about Cass is she'll live in the moment for sure isn't that a good thing?

46:56I think it's a great thing but like I should probably like pay more attention to my belongings. They're lost every weekend. That's a good goal. I just ripped off dead skin from my foot. Ew. Disgusting. I can't believe your toes are out. So and what else? Oh then Sally and Ashton came to Miami. That was really fun. That was really fun. We were at space. How long were we there? Three nights? You're by. You're by. You're by. We were there for three nights. Three nights too many. I was miserable by the end. I was ready to go. Yeah. and then our New York trip which was one of the most magical weekends I wish we could relive that wasn't that a week every day of my life yeah it was a week Will and I had were together 24 7 24 7 it was lovely it was lovely we had the greatest time you came over that was the first night we went to Shea Margot yes okay I really so do eventful things happen or do we just go out and like think we're crazy I don't know my thing is like I feel like I watch a lot because like like you do yeah Will, like, you really don't understand how bad the trip was the next day.

48:01Like, I don't think it's, like, it's not clocking to you. No. It was the worst day of my life. I will say it was kind of like today, but, like, going to Boston. Like, we were seriously. I don't know how you guys did that. It was bad. I had to. He had to. I don't know how you guys did that. I had to get a seaplane. The video of you with the pussy hat on. Nuts. Doing the interviews. I've never left. Immediate repost. That video had tears in my eyes. We were not okay. Allison. Shut it. I don't know how you put on a whole fucking show that night, which is crazy. Yep. I worked for four hours. You're a different beast.

48:34He is. Oh my God. Thank you. Yeah. You are. I was tired. Yeah, but you didn't show it. It was a 3 ,000 person show. It was epic. Oh my God. Can we please talk about where did we go in Atlantic City? Memories. I want to have my birthday there. Wait, you should. Memories. Sorry. I just like. Glitched. Glitched. Yeah. Memories is the best place on planet earth. It's in Margate, New Jersey I think that might have been one of my favorite nights It is so fun That place is so fun And the staff is amazing Everyone's so nice They played Virgin They let us sit in the fridge when we were hot And the fact that you came with me to Boston Is crazy Was so amazing That's a loyal friend move of me I looked at you in the morning though And I did say can you please understand If I don't come and you said go get your bag I was like Okay.

49:26The cheetah duffel. Obviously. My favorite bag. I know. The cheetah fucking bag. The cheetah duffel. The cheetah duffel goes everywhere. What are you doing with your feet? The toe, it's freaking me out. It's all freaking me out. Oh my God, guys. Oh, I'm having memories. Can we order dinner? Yeah. No. Okay. I don't want to order dinner yet. I really just am hungry. Can we just do Chinese food? House of Wings. I think that's House of Wings. Let's take another. Let's take another. You guys. Yeah. Nolan, can we do one more shot? Yeah. Maybe like a half. Do you want to join us in this endeavor? I'm working.

50:03Ugh. Thousand. Nolan, wait, are you driving? I just come in your car. You can't take a shot. I can't let you drink and know that you're driving. I definitely am working. I want to do that. Thank you, Nolan. You got to do one with me. The first time Will and I met, I had. It was special. It was really special. You had pink hair. I had pink hair. Oh, my God. You picked him up in an Uber. no he picked me up his head out the window first thing he says to me I've never met him holy shit your pink hair is so cool and I was like this is my best friend absolutely it really was a love story for you two no sparks flew we slept next to each other the first night and it's so beautiful that that happened what did I say last night about Cassidy to you do you remember what did he say he's ordering food I couldn't tell you with my life depending on it are you serious he doesn't remember shit this was before you were that drunk What was it?

50:56I said Cassidy Brown has become one of my best friends. Oh, you did. You said it's crazy how important to me she's become. I'm going to cry. Also, like, if I wasn't one of your best friends, I'd be so by her. No. You're one of my best friends, obviously. Cheers to us. Do you guys think you're going to be friends forever? Yeah, I would be. Like, why is he saying it like, why is he saying it like, he doesn't want that to happen? Like, what do you mean? Are you going to be friends with us forever? Yeah. Do you think you'll be at my wedding? For sure. Will, yes. What if the wedding is you two? Cassidy.

51:31Cassidy really does try to set us up every five seconds. Every time. I'll stop. She did it last night. Oh, I know. And then she said she did it to you too. Yeah, she does that. Every time. She does that though with every guy. I will see a guy. She'll go, you gotta meet Will. Okay. How did you do this? Oh my God. What about you gotta meet Jake? No, no, no. I do that. She does do that. Also crazy because that was really embarrassing. saying i was texting will about will i feel like he's not paying attention he's not no you were texting will about will i'm trying to find us dinner i was texting will about will being like hottest guy ever like all this stuff and will's like hi it's me sorry i was literally trying to set you up i appreciate also like you should appreciate that yeah yeah she said it oh i he really has to leave the room what is your guys is like when you go out how many drinks does it take to like fuck you up to like get to this point i just like to dance it's really impressive and honestly something that i wish i like being with people no i know you that's your love you love people i do you i've never met a more genuinely genuinely social person in my life like it's genuine too you actually enjoy speaking to people yeah and like I oh my god you used to say a friend to all is a friend to none and I by the way still believe it yeah still fucking believe it that quote kind of scares me though because I feel like someone can be like but I do feel like I have genuine friendships you do you do which is why it's crazy but a friend to all is a friend to none but why do you say that why is it scary because it's like I feel like everyone tries to be friends with like not friends with everyone but kinda like I feel like that's a good thing but then at the same time it's like I do understand the meaning behind it.

53:22But I don't think, I think it like depends how you look at it. I agree. You know what I mean? Like it depends on the person. Damn, you really are a doctor. I know. Sometimes I like become kind of intellectual now. No, you are. You're smart. Sometimes you'll say things and I'm like, you are super emotionally intelligent. I am in touch with my emotions. Remember when I accidentally called you a narcissist in the car? Well, he is. For the chapel fight? Yeah, I am though. He is. Am I? I don't think I am. I don't think that you are. At the end of the day, I don't think, I have feelings. I feel for people.

53:52Narcissists don't feel anything. I just like to talk about myself a lot more than the average person. But you've gotten better. It's the no weed, dude. I think that's why I'm so hesitant. I know. The weed made me super manic. Yeah. Legitimately manic. Like, I'm manic. I was manic. Did you choose a place to order from? Because I'm hungry. Okay, what do you guys want? I don't want food right now. Five times. I'm not saying it again. The beast is out. The beast is out. Jake is our little tyrant. The beast came out last night. Obviously. He's literally like next. That was next level shit. What? What?

54:37You're not telling me what? Telling her. What did you say to her last night about me? That you're a lot. Oh. I think it was more than that. No, that's what you said I said. I don't remember what you said, but it was funny. I was like peeing myself. Yes, I said fighting with you was a lot. Yeah. Because you take it. Oh, wait, what did you say? No, please say this because it's like, okay, I actually don't care. What was it? What did I say that you clawed? Oh, when we get in fights, I just go mute. Because you take me and go, it's just. But I feel like it's a good thing because we're expressive. I'm mute.

55:13Yeah. It's hard to get a word in. And I take a second to process. Yeah. I'm a fragile little bird. So am I. I'm very fragile. I will say one thing. We, us three, collectively are very sensitive people. For sure. So I think when. Yeah. I don't know. I can't tell. I can't tell. Because sometimes I'm like, do you care? He is like iffy. Wait, what? What do you say? We're talking about sensitivity. Yeah. I'm very sensitive. You're sensitive. I said that originally. I'm very sensitive. I said that originally, but then I kind of like took back my words. Worse. I'm like, I. You are the most sensitive.

55:50The most sensitive. So is Will. Will is incredibly sensitive. Yeah, we both are. Okay. Like I can say that about myself, but why do you think I'm sensitive? Why? You guys are sensitive with each other. It was a very sensitive response to that. Yeah. For sure. I am sensitive. For sure. You are. Just never know with you. I had something to say about last night. You. And now I forget. What do we want for dinner? I'm starving now. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I think it's that you're by.

56:22You guys are too good.

56:27Are you okay? I just like, I will order us food, but I want to hang out more. This is fun. But I'm very hungry and I'm on a time crunch. And you're by.

56:42This is crazy. I mean, it's bonkers. Maybe we shouldn't have taken... Are you guys drunk? Maybe a little. A little. I'm about to start. I think I've just lived today off of delusion, though. Yeah. Ooh, do you want ground chicken with scrambled egg over white rice? I mean, that sounds... Wait, I can't tell if you're kidding. That's like my wet dream. I'm going to give you two genres. Okay. To order from. Okay. That a thing. Genres? Or genres. Cuisine? cuisine

57:18I'm gonna give you two cuisines and then you're taking your on your toppings add to cart add to cart add to cart and then we're getting this shit done okay what's please please just order this is the what

57:34no in a really good way who what are the cuisines Chinese or Thai please please. You're by.

57:47This is too much for me. Thai maybe sounds the best. I kind of agree. Then order Thai. Do you know what good food is? I'm going to order you guys food. What do you want, Thai? I'm going to get you Thai right now. I'm going to panic. I feel like it's been two hours of this decision. All right, where do you want Thai from? You really don't want pho? He doesn't want it. I don't want pho. I don't like eating a soup for dinner. I'd rather have like substance. Does that make sense? like every time I go out and eat sushi sorry I don't know why I'm talking about this but like every time I go out and eat sushi if I get a miso soup I don't just want the miso soup so then I'm like why did I just eat that and get full tender thinly sliced beef simmered in a savory sweet soy base served over a rice bed finished with pickled ginger a sprinkle of green onion order it can I see a picture a visual yep can we just make a decision though because I have to catch a flight I think I'm gonna order us Thai Okay You know what you guys I just love you guys I think I really do love you guys I really love you guys This has been It makes me sad And you know what Sometimes I get so anxious to record But now that I know with us If it's like this every time I'll never be anxious No That's really sweet I think that was I've had such a lovely time Also why would you be anxious with us I feel like we're just like I live with anxiety Yeah I get it Also we did I'm sensitive to that now We did not sleep.

59:08Like that did not make anything worse. I am. You're bye. You're bye. I'm just talking to myself. Okay, well, what did we learn today? I learned that you're bye. We've really run that bit. Okay, yeah. To the ground. I've learned that we need to figure out how to go home earlier. I've learned that I'm not a healthy drinker.

59:40and I've learned that you're by. You're by. Okay, well, I think it's time that we finally order dinner. I do too. I really, Cass, I think you should sleep here. I think you should move your flight. We'll talk about it after the podcast. Okay. I will book your flight tomorrow. I am freaking out. Like, I am not going to lie. I'm freaking out. I don't think you're going to make the flight. I have to. I don't think you're going to make it. Okay. I'm saying otherwise. Okay. Okay, well, do you guys want to give a little bye, pussies? Were we funny? Bye, pussies. Wait, you have to do it together. Yeah.

1:00:14Ready? Go. Bye, pussies. Here, bye.

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