Session 92: Dylan Efron

29:16I don't remember that, but we had, you had a top 10. So you had to rank your top 10 friends and like you would move them around. It was, it was a lot. And then you always had a song, like whatever song was you, you put that on your profile. And like, sometimes people would find like this awesome hidden song and put it on and And they were like, oh, that kid's cool. So what was your song? Gosh, which one? I think I always liked like Afro beats. And I think I probably had like an Afro beat one. Oh, one of them was, I'll have to double check. Oh, do you remember this song called like Waving Flags by?

29:51By somebody with a K? Yeah, he's like a. Yes. I remember Waving Flag. It was like, yes, of course I remember Waving Flag. Yeah, that was one of mine, I think. But maybe it wasn't even that song It was like another song by him And I thought it was so cool Did you ever play like We as a kid? Yeah, I liked We Like Guitar Hero? What was your Guitar Hero song? Ooh, I only played I honestly sucked at Guitar Hero Were you good? No, of course not I was medium level Yeah, I was really bad But I played Maps a lot I don't even know what that is Maps They don't love you like I love you Wait Yes! Ooh!

30:30um yes i did i've the best one the best one i was at was beatles rock band i never had that rock band oh my god and it was i was the drummer like that i was like damn i'm actually good at something i could do like expert level right drumming the beatles did you ever play any like like world games online like pop trop oh my god oh okay you're older than me so no Moshi Monsters no Webkinz no Pop Tropica so what like Club Penguin ever are these computer games like whoa yeah no what were your computer games you would laugh at the ones we played like Oregon Trail where they all like died no they were like I wish I could look this up because this is it's a deep cut but there was one that you had a little icon it was called like who who who whovols or something who Weevil?

31:26I gotta look it up. Well, I'll follow up with this. But it was literally like a shitty little icon, and then you could go tap around the world. It was one of the worst games I've ever seen. But it was fun for you at the time? Yeah, because it was like computers. I saw like a mouse, and I was using my mouse and clicking around. Okay. You could do some bad stuff in the game. So question. Okay, so what year were you a freshman in high school? 2007, 2008? No, 2011 would have been my freshman year. Okay, so when you were at a party and people were playing music, how did they play music? Like, was it through an iPod or a phone?

32:04Yeah, probably, actually the iPod. Yeah, iPod or phone by then, I think. But like, I didn't have an iPhone back then. It was like, yeah, I had a random Samsung. Oh, you did? Yeah. Okay. It's come full circle. Okay.

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34:05So when did you start going to parties? Oh, okay. Wait, so should I answer my high school freshman year? What was your high school freshman year? My high school freshman year would have been 2006. What? Yeah, because I graduated 2010. Okay, so when you went to parties in high school, what did you listen to music on? iPods? God, I didn't get my first iPod, and it wasn't an iPod. It was a Rio, and it probably held like 300 songs, and that was probably my sophomore year of high school. Is that what you used to play music at parties? So was it just like the radio? iPods. Damn, you're aging me. Well, I'm just curious.

34:45Yeah, it probably would have been kind of like a computer. I think it would have been like a computer with a stereo set up. So who? You can't even hear that. Yeah, I don't know. Right? Yeah, that was a long time ago. Luckily, I... Yeah, I don't know. what was your favorite year of high school and what was your favorite year of college favorite year of of high school was definitely my senior year i didn't want it to end like it was incredible you didn't want high school to end no i loved it i like i'm still friends with all those friends i had like four periods of class and i pretty much like like i made the tennis team and i was like you know what like i don't want to play tennis i just want to like hang out with my friends and it was like the year that I finally like stopped playing I was still playing soccer but I was like I want to take this time to just like hang with my friends as much as possible so that year was special then we all went to college and stuff so so like what would you do every day that was so special and fun uh honestly just hang it like I my friends are awesome like my two closest friends are these crazy twins and and we would literally just like get into nature and do crazy things and like they were always dragging me along so we were always like road tripping to a random river to cliff jump or like we'd go to death valley just because we heard it was hot and like what yeah like so we were always either just at someone's house playing video games or like out on a road trip let me ask you you wanted to go to death valley because you heard it was hot yeah you get to death valley what do you do it was so hot oh we went on such a hot day so but what do you do like you just like that's what i always ask about nature so like you just look around okay i'm here so the first thing we did was we went to the thermometer that they have which is like shows you how hot it was and it was like the hottest day they've had in like three years it was like 120 or something so you look at the thermometer cool yeah so then we ended up we went to like the local place to like see what's around they said there was a water hole that you could go and jump into but you had to hike like two miles so we were all super nervous because we're like we don't know the trail we need our water on us and we ended up finding this water water hole jumped in uh then we had to drive out and there's a cool dune that we stopped by that we've all ran down the dune and are you like yay yeah i do remember though that uh the car was overheating because it was so hot uh yeah And this is like our first car.

37:25So no AC. No AC. But I was pissed that, no, we did have AC, but it wasn't working. A car was overheating. Some red light popped up. So I was pissed that I had to drive again. I was like, I don't want to drive. My friends were like, dude, it's your turn, blah, blah, blah. But you said drive again. Yeah, we took turns. Okay, got it. The other people are sleeping in the back. Got it. I'm driving, and the light turns on. So I was like, guys, we can't use the AC. so I put the child lock on the door so we were just baking in the car like no AC baking and they're all yelling at me but I was being a petty like I was like no we can't use AC I don't know it was like it was bad but we're all sweating in a car dying together that's the kind of wait I know so what was the point of the child lock just to torture them yeah to torture them because they're making me drive torturing yourself too it was my shirt was off I'm sweating in the front seat it was bad How does it feel to be able to take your shirt off and be like, I look good?

38:25How does that feel for you? Because when I take my shirt off, I'm like, ugh. Like I'm fidgeting with my boobs. I'm feeling up on myself. I'm like, ugh. I don't. I went to a watering hole, speaking of, the other day in Oregon. And I was like. See, you understand it. No, I don't. I was sitting there like. But I was fidgeting with my breasts. And I was with my friend who's ripped. And I was like, what does that feel like? Are you just like, yeah. I think I don't think about it that way I don't think like Oh I look good right now But I think about How good it feels Like I love being shirtless It's such a good feeling Like you feel the sun on you I'm no longer Constricted by my sleeves It's such a good feeling So I'm not really thinking About what I look like I'm more like As soon as I get the chance I'm like oh freedom And I just take it off I gotta get back to the gym Like Wow Can you imagine right like can you imagine just being like shirt off my life like yay sun on my body and i look good and i know you're thinking about that you look good don't play with it i'm not most of the times i'm like disheveled walking buoy but i'm still shirtless like enjoying life okay one day that will be me it will maybe without a dog but one because we can hold ourselves accountable just like the journal like did you work out today and we'll do the day obsessed i love that energy from you all right let's do it how much water do you drink a day so much i love these things i drink them all day really yeah it's like a little like you don't get bored of the water oh i know i put i put stuff in it like i do like uh bcaas or ecas oh that sounds like cancerous no it's good it's like it's like building blocks of protein so But it makes it taste good And then I can drink it all day Okay If it was water I'd get so sick of it That's what I'm saying Yeah So you ever have like an Ultima?

40:25Yeah those are good The hydration packs? Yeah Yeah those are good And you put that in the whole thing? Yeah I'll put it in the whole thing Just one packet for that whole thing? I'd probably mix it with some BCAAs Okay BCAAs I'll send you the link Got it Got it Okay do you want to get into the tummy what's wrong? Oh wait you didn't say favorite year so going back to favorite year of high school and favorite year of college what was your peak of both of those? Okay well you didn't tell me your favorite year of college. No I haven't. My favorite year was again the last one. Okay so my favorite year of high school was either when it ended or probably my sophomore year I had a lot of fun my sophomore year it's when I started drinking for the first time This is when I started smoking weed.

41:14Like, I was like, I am that girl. I got my braces off. Like, I was like. You smoked weed your sophomore year of high school? Yes, I got my first fake ID. Like. Whoa, in high school you got a fake ID? Yes, I was 15. Did it work? Yeah, it worked at this one place around the, I don't want to like dox the place. Other people are still going there, but it was a Japanese restaurant. And one time, that summer going into, I want to say it was my junior year. So I just started drinking that year. My parents were like, okay, like we're kind of chill with it. I went to this place and I got three Long Island iced teas.

41:50And I got super drunk and broke my wrist. What? You started early. Right? I was doing all that stuff in college. I thought I started late. No, I was doing that stuff in college. Oh, wow. Like I was still afraid my fake ID wouldn't work in college. Well, you got to make sure it scans. It did scan. Of course. But I never tried it like at bars. Like I was like, I had like a CVS that I went to to get all the alcohol for the dorm and stuff like that. But I wouldn't. You used your ID at CVS? Yeah. Okay. So no, that's bold. CVS is like strict about IDs. We would have certain places we would go and pick up our stuff and they would know.

42:24But it like was never that serious. And like I used my fake ID mostly to like, because restaurants in New York. Okay. So the nicer you go, the less they care about how old you are because they want to make you feel comfortable is what I was always told. So if I ever saved up enough money and we went out to a nice restaurant, they would be super chill about it. But then like, I don't know. I've only got my ID taken like twice. Only twice? So you had three of them? I had one, two, four. I had four IDs. Holy shit. Well, I had two sets of them, but four. Yes. And I remember, when did I, I would use it mostly to buy, like, in high school, I eventually just started using it to buy, like, jewel pots.

43:07Because that was, like, back in the day when, like, jewels were really, like, new and awesome. Did you have to be 18 to buy them? Yes. But that's when they had mint and mango. And, like, I know because you're, like, super in shape and healthy that you never got down like that with them. But, like, they were really important to the culture and to me personally. And, like, they looked like a hard drive. and like back in the day, like teachers didn't used to catch on. They had no idea. So like you could run to the bathroom at school and just jewel. And like literally there was nothing to tell anybody that you were doing it.

43:36Honestly, maybe senior year was my favorite year of high school because that was so fun. I'd be like, I want to jewel. And I would go to the bathroom and jewel. And I'd be like, but I'm also in high school. Like, you know what I mean? How often are you running to the bathroom? All the time. I have, I would practice like, okay. I'm like not judging myself because I was 17, 18 at the time, but I would practice like my, my, my vape ghost hits. Yeah. And so like, you don't, you have to hold it, hold it. You breathe it out a little and then you breathe it in. And so I would go to the bathroom and like practice it.

44:07And I have so many videos on my phone of me doing that. And there was the bathroom downstairs in the basement of my high school had like the best air circulation. So like, that's where we get the best hits. And like one time I dropped my jewel on the ground and a teacher picked it up for me and was like, here you go. Because they had no idea. Wow. And I was like, you know. When I was in high school, jewels weren't a thing yet. It was just cigarettes? No, weed. But people would try to get away with smoking weed indoors, and they would always get caught. Well, that feels just unlikely to work. Yeah, it was.

44:38Okay, so my favorite year of college, freshman year. Really? It was, the first half was miserable, and the second half was just. I could see that. I went out, I used to go out. I feel like I've said this a million times Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday sometimes Sunday and it was just the most fun I've ever had in my life yeah and then honestly senior year was really fun too but I think I maybe had an alcohol problem then because I was blacking out all the time I saw I didn't have a senior year I graduated college in three but my third year was my senior year and that that was awesome because it was again I had like no classes I was like to like I needed to go to school so I had like maybe two real classes a quarter and then I did bull riding welding bowling hold on I did like fun stuff bull riding?

45:30yeah I was in the rodeo it was so like yeah it was so fun do you have videos? I have one it was shot on like a potato phone but it's sick it was like someone from the audience got it I had like a a five second ride on like a steer and you fall. Yeah, I fall. And I, I won the first day. So I thought I got the belt buckle, but then someone beat me the second day. But like, where'd you go to college again? Cal Poly slow. Okay. I did not know that was an elective offered. It was probably only at my college. A few others. I think maybe I enjoyed actually my senior year the most because I was working at the time.

46:08So I had money to spend and like, I never had money like that to spend before. So like I could go out to dinners. I could like treat myself to like, I could buy drinks that I wouldn't like. I used to like bamboozle my friends to buy me drinks at a bar because I wouldn't have enough money to do so. And I could finally like buy my own drinks at the bar. Like I could like pay for like stuff. Like it was nice. Like I had my own money. Here's a question because I've noticed some of the younger generation doesn't like it wasn't a big deal for them to get their license. Was that you? Like did you get your license earlier or were you just like, I don't need it?

46:43did you not get your license? Oh my God. I do not understand you. Like I literally, like you're talking about best moments. The day I got my license was like freedom. I don't know how to drive. You do not have a license now. Get out of here. You Uber everywhere. Out of here. Three to four times a day. No way. Yes. And I know the drivers by name. They always come, hey, hey. I do not understand you. Like, I can't. I'm going to. Are you. Can you teach me how to drive? Yeah, absolutely. I'll get a stick shift for you. No, I don't. So you can't text and drive. So what car do you have now? I have a Toyota, a 4Runner.

47:28Okay. Is that stick shift? It's not. So can I learn how to drive in your Toyota? Yeah, it would actually be pretty easy. It's got like auto steering. Okay, so where do we start driving? We could do it right now. Don't play with me. I also have my big I have my big sprinter van With me right now Wait where would Where would you Like where would We like Would we have to go to a parking lot Or what would we do Is this really Truly like your first time driving I drove around a parking lot Once Oh my god We gotta Let's like make a day of this Should we actually Yeah And we can like Train you up Like two sessions And then take you to the DMV And see what happens Okay I'm game I'm so down for this Are you really Yeah Are you around 12th August Yeah Okay me too Well I'm dancing with the stars We'll do it during that.

48:10We didn't even talk about DWTS.

48:20Sometimes I speak and I want to kill myself. We've had too much to catch up with. We have. This has been so lovely. And by the way, it's not ending anytime soon, so don't get too comfortable leaving. So tell me about Dancing with the Stars. How excited are you? Are you a dancer by nature? what's the vibe I am so not a dancer by nature I've I've never performed and I've never danced in public like maybe dance in public at like a bar being goofy I've never like danced at a bar being yeah like I love dancing but it takes a lot for me to do it like I've I to be honest I can't imagine you dancing yeah it's true it's true like I I can do it at a wedding and when I'm like lit or something I'm like I stop caring what people think about me like that's I love that feeling I wish I could do it more.

49:07So like when this opportunity came, I'm like, maybe like, maybe this will make me dance more, which would make me happier. Like I, that's what I'm excited to take out of this is like, I love learning new things. I'm going to love learning dancing, but I've never, never learned. I'm so excited for you. I can't wait to see it. I think, I think we'll see. I'm excited. I have no idea how my rhythm is. I have no idea. When do you start practicing? like soon like probably I think it's getting announced on well today yeah today and uh yeah so soon like two weeks two weeks yeah okay and so did it take convincing for you to do this or were you just like yeah let's do it yes I did have to get convinced I was I had a dinner with the casting department and they told me about it and it was the way they spoke about this show was really it was like it's like their baby and they like really love this show they say that it's like i don't know you could sell it when you see someone that's passionate about something it makes you want to be involved and like everyone that's been on the show says it's the one of those memories they'll cherish their whole life so it's like they did a really damn good job of selling it to me wasn't gabby on it yeah and did you talk to her about it i i want to talk to her more but i when we're in traders i was talking to her about it because all through like like three of the girls on the cast all were dancing with stars like Chrishell did it um yeah Nikki did it okay so but you were saying like you you don't like it takes you a while to dance because you don't like what people like you are conscious of what people think of you yeah and do you have anxiety uh no I just I think it's because my whole life like Zach's been famous I never wanted to like mess up his career and stuff like that so I think that's something that like I've been hyper aware of how I present myself and stuff like that from a young age so then right right I think maybe that's part of it and then also it's like I love learning sports but I've never learned dance so like if you've never learned tennis you're not going to go play tennis with a bunch of people so that's kind of how I've always thought about dance it's like I don't I don't know how to dance I don't want to jump into something I don't know how to do really.

51:29Does that make sense? But you are. I am. But hopefully I'll learn. I'm so excited for you. I am too. I feel like you'll make it far. We can hope. So you ready again to the Tell Me What's Wrongs? Let's do it. You guys submitted these Tell Me What's Wrongs, and they are Bumble themed and sponsored by Bumble. They are all about dating life. So thank you, Bumble, for sponsoring these Tell Me What's Wrongs. my long distance boyfriend who I low-key didn't like dumped me two weeks ago and I haven't cried at all good for you I downloaded bumble the next day I went on a date last night and it was the best date I've ever been on in my life am I the worst person ever for not feeling sad about the breakup at all I'm feeling totally fine with moving on ASAP not at all good for her right she was in a relationship I feel like it's fine yeah she broke up didn't feel didn't feel anything when she broke up.

52:18That's a good sign you didn't really like the relationship. When's the last time you cried? Ooh.

52:27I've been on a little good stretch. Probably a month or so. Okay, so I like cried for the first time recently. Like real, like, well, I wasn't like sobbing, but I was like, like crying, like when my friends left. But the last time I like sobbed, cried uncontrollable. Guess how long? A year? 2019 you wow you like saved the date yeah because i remember oh yeah it's outside outside of macaroni republic what happened i have a bunch of different macaronis um basically this guy i had a crush on was he was with someone else and i was really fucked up like beyond words fucked up and i was just like sobbing yeah and then i was like oh that felt good and i haven't done it since it does feel incredible right you cried a month ago i don't know now i think about it i yes you know i know i i've been pretty happy this year it's been a good year what's your star sign i'm a february of aquarius okay so you're part of your yeah aquarius is like the best sign by far i love okay it is why do you say that because you're one yeah well they don't like you i swear like everyone's like oh you're a sagittarius or a pisces you gotta be careful it's like i get Pisces energy from you.

53:44Really? Well, I'm a Pisces moon. And I literally feel so vindicated right now, but continue. Yeah, I'm an Aquarius. But like every time you're in Aquarius, it's like, oh, you're like super independent. You're very intellectual. It's like all these like good things. It's like, oh, you're loyal. It's like, I swear all Aquarius stuff is positive. Yeah, I've never really met an Aquarius. I'm like, have you ever been in a long distance relationship? Speaking back to this girl's question. Yeah. You have? Yeah. Oh, was she, so she was in a long distance. And she hated him. Yeah, she did. Long distance is very tough.

54:18So how do you make long distance work when you were, because you're still with the person that you were in long distance with. Yeah, so the best part of a long distance relationship is when you do see each other, it's like you can, like, it's like a date night. Like if you, let's say you're living with someone, you might not have a date night for months because it's like you're living with them and it's like so casual and normal. You see them every day. when you're in a long-term relationship or long distance, you see them once a month. So it's like that month you're like, all right, we're going to the farmer's market.

54:46We're going to go hike. We're going to go out to dinner. You are the outdoors. Like I can't. What about, yeah, we'll watch TV. We'll lay in bed and scroll. You got two nights. You got to make it up. Like you got to make the most of it. And I like for how hard a long distance relationship is, it's like there's some awesome parts of it. Okay, let me ask you something. If you couldn't do these outdoor activities with not shirtless, like you had to wear a shirt, would you enjoy them as much? No, absolutely not. Exactly. Exactly. That's the best part of being outdoors is if you're in a remote hike, no one's going to be judging you.

55:30You have your shirt off, no one will think twice about it. You're going to see six people. I love how you think about that. I judge me. So this guy and I had a four month long Situationship we just ended things and this is the Most a breakup has ever hurt me even though we never Dated how do I get over him have you ever had a Situationship is that a situation Ship or a or a They were in a relationship and they broke up In a situation ship for four months Okay they were in a situation ship Like they were never like we're dating Yeah so it's not even if it's a situation ship It sounds like they were emotionally Involved so then Yeah it's totally normal to feel like shit after a four-month situationship.

56:10Okay, have you ever broken up with someone before? Yeah. Have you ever been broken up with, like, situationship or whatever? No, I think I... It was probably mutual or it was me. But yeah, like, it sucks. That's a low point when you're newly single. Like, I feel for that person. Have you ever ghosted someone? No, I don't think I would do that. Okay. I'm 23 and I've never had a boyfriend. I feel like that's a red flag and I'm not sure what to do. I'm talking to this guy and it's getting a little serious and I'm scared. I'm just a walking red flag. If I don't have as much experience as him. Oh, that's cute.

56:45I know. I don't think that's a red flag at all. It's a green flag. I've never had a boyfriend and everybody who watches this knows that because I talk about it every episode, but you're not alone. Okay. You've just been in like a year long situation. Not even that. I think I have attachment problems. Yeah. I was talking to this with my agent the other day. I think some people have issues being vulnerable with new people. I can't be vulnerable at all with anyone. I can be vulnerable online because I can post it and put my phone down. Yeah. No, it's very tough. I think when you really get to know someone, that's the best part of a relationship is they understand you.

57:29You can be full of yourself, but that's so hard to find in your middle age. The most vulnerable I can be is when I'm speaking about how anxious I am. What's your sign? Want to guess? Leo? No. Why you guess Leo? I don't know. It's a 1 in 12 chance. Are you Pisces? No. My best friends are Pisces. Okay, let me actually try to guess. Okay, you have one more guess. Okay. I feel like you don't get more than three. Let's go with...

58:10Aries Scorpio Gemini rising, Gemini moon I wish I knew what all that meant What's your rising? You know you're a Pisces moon I'm a Pisces moon How do you know the rising? Time, same as moon I thought that had to do with the moon So I'm What? All I know is Aquarius and Pisces You gotta figure out what your rising is I would guess that you're like a Pisces rising too It could be. Or like a Libra rising. Don't you get so Libra vibes from him? I was a C-section baby though. Does that matter? No. No? Why would that matter with your... That's a really good question. Yeah. Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm such a bitch.

58:50Because it is like... Yeah, it's like I got to choose my rising. Oh. Right? I'm so sorry for my initial dismay. I was really I was really Just confused as to how it would change it You know what a c-section is, right? No, I know what a c-section is You were a c-section baby? I was Do you know, like, what's the vibe of that? My mom has a scar from me Did she ever, like, talk about it? No, I think it was pretty chill Okay Yeah, but Yeah, I don't have any of the stories I got stuck halfway out or anything I went down the birth canal And then I swam back up So my mom was in labor with me for 48 hours.

59:32Yes. I mean, like, is that just not so telling? That's like, I'm like, I don't want to do it. I've been single for so long that heartbreak songs literally leave my mind blank. Like my lore has fucking expired. I'm sick. Help. I mean, I've also been single forever. And the only thing that I find to be helpful is getting on a dating app like Bumble. Yeah. Yeah. I think that's great. What music are you listening to right now? I still do. Like, Burner Boy is probably my favorite. I'm all over the place. Like, I like Harry Styles and that style. A lot of rap and, like, UK rap. Then I also just love, like, guitar and country.

1:00:18Like, acoustic, good vocals. Like, I love all that stuff. I like country, but only when a girl sings it. It depends on the girl. You listen to Megan Maroney? No. Gotta get into Megan Morley. I bet you it's one of those ones where I know her songs, but I don't listen. Tennessee Orange? I know Tennessee Whiskey. That's Chris Stapleton. Well, yeah. Well, I didn't know that, actually. I don't know why I said well, yes. Well, Dylan, what did we learn today? We learned that you don't have a license, which is probably the most atrocious thing in the world. I knew you were going to say that, by the way.

1:00:47And by the way, I knew you were going to say that. But it's great, because now we have something to do. Do you actually want to teach me how to do it? I actually do. Don't mess around. And we'll record it so people can see this, because it's going to be ridiculous. Wait, I'm actually down. I'm here all of August just like you were because I remember you said that you were. Yep. Well, I learned that. What did I learn? You love nature. I do. A lot. But I guess I already knew that. Well, Dylan, thanks for coming on. Thank you so much for having me. Love you. Love you. Okay. Wait, wait, wait. Do you want to give a little bye, pussies?

1:01:19Yeah. Which camera? All right. Tell me when. Go. Bye, pussies.

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