288: Fake or Nah?! Ft. Lisa Gilroy

26:19If anyone out there has read it, it's a dark romance, psychological thriller about a stalker. Pretty dark. is what we're hearing. But a lot of people do respond. No one gets red flags initially. Not overreacting. That man is a loser. It's a damn book. What book is it, by the way? And that's when we find that out. Not overreacting. The guy is weirdly jealous over a book and he would have a hernia if he read my Amazon library. But it's funny because it doesn't really feel like he's jealous of the book. It feels like he's jealous of the man getting to hear his wife's thoughts about the book. Like you were saying how you'd have a hard time being honest in front of your husband it's like this man's getting a peek behind the curtain in a way that your husband wouldn't yeah but I wonder what she's saying in the group but he doesn't know any of that I don't know no he just says my wife is very excited about book club so it really has nothing to do with the guy or I mean honestly that to me reads like she's so excited to catch up and hang with a bunch of women her age like maybe this is the first friend group she's had in a while Right Like husband sounds a little bit nutty Maybe she doesn't get to go out and have a lot of friends Yeah So we do get an update Okay OP comes back and shares this with us So a couple of weeks ago I posted about the husband Who pulled me aside after book club And asked me to stop coming because his wife was way too excited Well he finally decided to join Nice Completely unannounced Our last meeting was at my place which makes it more weird that he would choose to join now.

27:53Everyone shows up normal. We're about 10 minutes in and then there's a knock at my door. And to our surprise, it's him. Dressed as a big tall Mrs. Doubtfire. Hello ladies! He walks in holding a six pack of beer like this is just a casual hang with the boys and he says figured he'd see what all the hype is about. His wife looked like she wanted the floor to open up. I think the crazy part is she had absolutely no idea that he was going to show up. We finished discussing the book that we were already on. He sat there mostly quiet, but every time someone brought up the main male character being possessive or morally gray, he'd glance over at me like he was taking mental notes.

28:35Yeah, trust me, it was hella weird, crying, laughing emoji. Then it came time to pick the next book. Normally, we would just throw out options and vote. This time he pulls out his phone and goes I actually have one The bible He suggests captive in the dark That sounds horny A couple of women laughed nervously One said she was down His wife didn't say much I stayed neutral and just said I was fine with whatever the group chose It won After everyone left that day The group chat started lighting up Three separate private messages within an hour basically saying the same thing, that it felt pointed and asking if we should say something or just let him embarrass himself.

29:22I haven't replied to any of them yet because I genuinely don't know the move here. Part of me feels like I should stay quiet. I'm letting him control the vibe. Another part of me feels like calling it out makes me look like the exact problem he originally accused me of being. Also, the book he picked is actually really well written, and the plot is wild, so now I'm stuck reading it while wondering if every spicy scene is somehow aimed at me in his head. I don't want to create more tension in the neighborhood, but I also don't feel like quietly disappearing from a group I've been a part of for a year just because he's decided to insert himself.

29:56Am I overreacting for feeling like this is about to blow up? Did you do any digging on what that book is? No, I didn't look at what it is. Captive in the dark it sounds horny as hell it is a 2011 dark romance novel about a kidnapped woman and her captor seeking revenge listen what's he on about now why is he doing this i'm wondering if like the character is like if it was almost like a subtweet where it's like i see you yeah but what is he seeing what is so perverted and horny about a man who goes to a book club so let's get into a little bit about our poster here. Okay, oh my God. This is like the scary part of the podcast.

30:39This is like being on Mori and being like, let's look at the paternity test. You are the father. So the username is bestpirate5073, but that can be your username on Reddit and then you can pick a display name. So the user's actual display name that they chose is BigBlackDarius. Do with that what you will. Just giving aura, okay? Their account is 18 plus. They have in their bio, 6 '7", Dallas, Texas, traveling massage therapist. What the? Okay, this is, wow. Okay, this is changing a lot of things for me. Okay. Are you saying 6 '7", as in a height? 6 '7", 6 '7". It's a joke or it's a height? A height.

31:24There's very few people. That's too mungo. Very few people 6 '7". So I have this tool because if you go look at Best Pirate, Big Black Darius's account, it is very hard to see all of their posts because there are so many. So I have a tool that lets me look at all their posts across various subreddits. A magnifying glass? Basically, this person has posted at least 300, if not 400 times on Reddit across various subreddits. Whoa, various Darius. Posting in Entitled People, posting in Malicious Compliance, r slash Dallas. I will say very consistently lives in Texas, moved to Dallas, started a book club, works at a gym, massage therapist.

32:12The gym, the massage therapist, the 6 '7", it's all starting to kind of fill out the world of the husband being like, Get out of the book club, man. The girls kind of don't want you in the book club, man. yeah yeah there's a lot a lot a lot here it is interesting because there are some posts that are very i mean you see dick his dick oh my god don't send me the link seriously margaret don't you see but you have my number if you need like if i have to look at it for part of the research for the story um there's a there's a there's a lot of shots so and people sucking people fucking other people they're not it's not him being like here's all the stuff i'm working with no it is it is him do you want to see you're kind of curious okay i'm kind of curious so turn to turn to me i don't know if i should show me i can handle it there's no like just a shot of it it's all like it's being acted upon yeah so it's okay then no because who knows if it's even they everybody even knows I will say everything looks everything looks consensual okay okay I mean I would say like because I think the accusation here is like is this person fake or are they karma farming and like my thought because at this point they have 157 ,000 karma points on reddit okay can I ask you a really naive question about this yeah does it and you guys just relax I've never been on it before I spend most of my time on neopets okay that's a great place to be um does this translate to money at all for people so what so why would you be karma farming it's just for like attention it's the same reason you would munch housey by proxy your daughter correct okay in a yeah I think in like a you could maybe connect that in a realm sure so you can buy awards from reddit but the awards, it doesn't do anything.

34:06Like we connected with Direct Caterpillar. He's one of our new besties, big poster on Reddit. He's got over a million and he's like, I think it translates to like six cents or six dollars, something astronomically low for how much karma he has. My thing is, though, I think the karma could get your posts boosted higher on the main Reddit page. Oh, so every time you post something, if you need like advice, you're going to get a lot of people. Yes. And if this is someone who is trying to actively then sell an OnlyFans page and all of the posts are leading back to his account, maybe it's good traffic.

34:43But this person is very active on the Too Hot Takes subreddit. Very, very active. There's at least 20 posts on Too Hot Takes. Wow. So they could be out there listening right now and could be like, hey, no, I actually am real. Here's a picture of my face. There actually is a picture of his face. Well, I'd love to see that. Okay. Let me find that. Has been posting in r slash boy dinner diaries. This is a new sub where you like share a picture of your meal. It's like turkey, bull, rice, slot. It is. No, it's like protein. Yes. Like steak and broccoli. It is very boy dinner. Boys need dog food so bad.

35:19Someone make dog food for men. They will buy it in by the kilo. So this is a post that Best Pirate has posted. This is on their account, so didn't go to a subreddit. It is titled, drop to your knees and worship me until you have every fucking vein memorized. And it's a selfie of him. Okay. Very jacked. I'm going to say I don't think I'd want him in my wife's book club either. Do you know what I mean? Very fit guy. I mean, it's kind of crazy. I know that it's like we shouldn't be judging people on how they look but I would be like with all those muscles you must have a different reason for being in the book club do you know what I mean like it just suddenly like is like especially if it's like a book club with literally all women all women it is it is that's how judgments happen I know but like I'm like good for him for having his interests and hobbies and all of these things so I'm gonna read some titles that are from our writer here best pirate in other things so this is coming from r slash slutty confessions okay it's titled our book club discussion turned into me six seven completely cucking her five five boy friend here we go another post coming in r slash off my chest coming coming from my mind's in the gutter clearly um this is titled i left a note in a used books margin and someone wrote back a week later now i can't stop thinking about it and he details this story about going to a used bookshop and opening this book and in the margins seeing notes from someone like responding to the book being like why would she stay with him this is horrible treatment blah blah, blah.

37:08He apparently leaves a note in a random page that says, you deserve better than this. And you're right. Puts the book back on the shelf, comes back a week later, happens to be in the same row, grabs the book, opens it. And there's a new note in response to his. I came back looking for this exact copy. Thank you for writing that. I left him two days ago. That was it. No name, no date just those three lines i put the book back and walked out i've thought about it every day since what are the comments to that saying are people just so earnestly like hey that's actually beautiful wow i think because no one's really connecting the dots of like how much if you told me nothing about this man i would say this whole thing is a lie then there's another post r slash romance books looking for a book to properly teach a married slut how to obey and be a good girl r slash confession i create audio erotica and erotic novels as a hobby and my highest viewer is my married neighbor okay this is so funny because the original story that you read i was going to say this sounds like a plot of something it's like cinematic in the way that even how the husband joins and he happens to join on the last day of that book and then he happens to be the one that gets to pick the next book it's all very like how a movie is where you're just like oh convenient timing for everyone involved that so given this extensive post history yeah i think he's like writing or she is writing yeah exactly is writing a lot of like literatica and is like trying to just kind of i mean it's like performance art it's being like is this a believable you know storyline you know what i haven't done is i haven't google image search the selfie so now i'm like let's give it a go let me see a detective at work If there's anything that pops up, like if it actually does lead to someone's user profile.

39:02No, there's no exact matches. So does that mean it's real? Because otherwise, where'd you get it? Where did you get that selfie? Unless it's AI generated. I'm not sure. I'm like, I'm looking. Obviously, it starts to like then find people. Can we look at it one more time and then maybe we can see an AI clue? do you know how to tell i mean some things but do you post these for your listeners oh yeah they'll see they see like do you see any clues i don't like i want to look at this water bottle get in there get in there yeah it's ai you think it's ai 100 i'm gonna tell you for two reasons the first this is my this is i'm the benoit blanc of ai images okay i think look at the logo on the water bottle it looks like it's two words but they're like smushed together to become that nonsensical language and then second thing is the the quality of the picture appears to be on film but he's taking it with an iphone do you don't think that was like the tezza app where you add the grain effect i mean it could be but i don't know i guess i just don't really see that type of man adding that type of filter okay do you know what i mean but if you really are club i mean he's he's a erotic reader he could be artsy i guess you're right massage therapist really in touch with his feels but i'm devil's advocating because you know that's fake or not yeah this is where we're at okay judge where do you fall on this one fake as hell but i think it's performance art okay my hunch and i think it's decent writing i i actually do think the writing is great because also it could have gone to binky bonky world and it didn't it didn't like if you're posting on two hot takes all the time you could be like oh what do i do my you know you there's a cookie stuck in my asshole and that's the thing i think if you were like i mean one 300 to 400 posts is an insane commitment i do think this is leading to back to their business whether it's writing a book whether it's writing a book and trying to sell the erotic graphic novels whatever which i think is a huge thing.

41:15There's a lot of accusations now about Reddit posts being like hidden advertising, where it's like, oh God, they're kind of mentioning that car way too much in the post. I bet that's an ad for the car. Like there's now this question of like, are these posts or are they ads? And so is this person advertising the book? I literally, my thought was like, who wrote Haunting Adeline? Is it the author trying to come in and sell their book? I mean, the post on Reddit It can go viral. Lisa, you're totally right about this being AI generated, by the way. Really? You think so? Look at the camera on the iPhone.

41:51Do you see the lenses? They're all screwed up. There's like one that's like all wonky. I think it's fully. Yeah. And we're all like ignoring the fact that his body is like superhuman from the gods. No, I guess men have bodies like that all the time. Like beyond fit. But hey, I mean, I know it is possible. Works at a gym. Look at us. I mean, there was another post in his history that was like, the manager of the gym told me my shorts were inappropriate. Because my big dick is too huge. It's slopping around on the ground while I try to lift weights. And one girl tripped over my dick and she thought it was a big skip rope.

42:25And she was doing CrossFit in the class and so she tried to pick it up to do that thing where you wank it around. No! Hashtag, am I the asshole? So you're stamping it. It's fake. Fake. But I do love it. And you know what? It's like, I have done things like this before where I'm trying to write something. Like, honestly, the idea that if, for example, this person is writing a book and then they're like, this is the situation. What would you do in case they're missing anything? Like, you know, when you watch a movie and you're like, oh my God, that would never happen. You would just go to this person and say this and then this would all be over.

42:55It's kind of a way to like poke holes in your own story to be like, what is everyone seeing with this dynamic? Is there something I'm missing? If you're writing fiction. No, I definitely think it's fan fiction. and that's where I landed as well. I said this as someone who is doing a creative exercise and writing and building their ability to write because what great feedback. If your writing is so good, people buy into it. Yes. Like I do think this is someone who 100 % should be an author. Yes. If they're not already and using this as a means of selling their books. And by the way, who wrote Haunted, Haunting Adeline?

43:30You know, we looked her up. We did not find that it was her. I'll show you a picture of the author. Because now how do I know that it's not you and you're not, this whole thing hasn't been an ad for your book? I will say, I think this is the author. H.D. Carlton. I'm going to confirm with another picture. Very young looking author, only 29. Someone you would see potentially on Reddit. I could. I know. Work in the red lip and the winged eyeliner. I wish I could do that as well as her. It's beautiful. You can be anyone on the internet. You can be anyone. Wow. Yeah, but I agree. Definitely, definitely giving fake.

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44:51It does contain discussions of EDs and calorie counting and things like that. So if you can't handle that today, please skip ahead. Thank you. This next one We've got some thorough research Okay So I can't wait to present it to you Buckle up I'm scared This is coming from our very own Two Hot Takes subreddit It is coming from user Roger Rabbit It is titled Need advice A Claude chat was left open on our TV Where my husband told Claude He's worried I'll never lose weight oh no oh lord to clarify my 29 female husband 34 male often plugs his laptop into our tv yesterday we were playing ping pong outside and i went inside to grab some water while i was waiting for my bottle to fill i glanced at the screen he had up on our tv there was a closed clawed chat titled quote navigating fitness concerns in a long-term relationship when i went back outside.

45:57He could tell something was wrong. I was honest and told him I had seen the title of the chat. He tried to explain that he was just worried that I don't have the same motivations he does when it comes to fitness. I told him I feel like he's convinced I'll never lose weight strictly because I hate going to the gym. I have had an ED in the past and going to the gym was a big part of why I developed it. I walk for an hour every morning. I live in Arizona. It's way too hot to walk during the day or after work right now. I also exercise at home instead of going to the gym. I quickly changed the subject and focused on our ping pong game because I could feel myself getting emotional and I didn't want to get into it right then.

46:35This probably makes me an asshole, but today I decided to look at his laptop and see exactly what he had said in the chat with Claude. It was really hurtful to read. He said things like, quote, I've always fantasized about having a thin wife, and I'm worried she has given up, along with other things along those lines. Thankfully, Claude kind of put him in his place and told him he needed to focus on himself. But still, the fact that this is apparently what he thinks when he looks at me feels awful. Now I'm questioning whether he actually means it when he's telling me I'm beautiful, which he does often.

47:17The thing is, we started a fitness plan together two weeks ago, and so far, I've actually stuck to it more consistently than he has. I spend an hour at the dog park every morning with our dog, doing laps around the park. He's joined me a handful of mornings, but he often skips. To be fair, when he skips, he usually works on projects around the house, so it's not like he's just sitting around and doing nothing, but still. Also, I hate to even bring this up because I don't want this to turn into a comparison of our bodies, but while I'm kind of chunky, I'm about 60 pounds lighter than he is. When I lost weight for our wedding years ago, I was on a heavily restricted calorie diet.

47:55Obviously, that was extremely unhealthy, and once I started eating normally again, I gained weight quickly, but he also gained weight over the years. My biggest issue with fitness is honestly just time and energy. I have a stressful job and a very busy schedule. I spend most evenings training and tiring out our 10-month-old Australian cattle dog, which usually means spending another 30 to 45 minutes in the backyard kicking a ball around with him. Until recently, I was also doing probably 95 % of our household chores. By the end of the night, I might have one hour to actually relax before bed, and I haven't wanted to spend that hour working out.

48:30Apparently, to my husband, that means I've given up. I don't know. I'm just really hurt. this poor lady to literally find out your husband has turned to ai to be like i'm unattracted to my wife she's given up what do i do like he clearly knows how wrong it is because he's not talking to real people. He's talking to a fake ass robot. Exactly that. Like, you know it's wrong. Yes. You had to rat away in your little squirrel cave and talk to your fake little squirrel rat friend. Mm-hmm. Damn. I know. Well, listen, can I Benoit Blanc for a second here? Have at it. Do you know who that is? No. It's the detective from Knives Out.

49:22Oh! I love him! Daniel Craig, yes! Okay. Listen, they live in Arizona, correct? Now I'm going to do this like now I'm cross-examining you, okay? Okay. Morgan, actually, you're going to be OP. OP, you stated earlier you live in Arizona, is that correct? Correct. And you walk for about how long every day? At least an hour. Right. What time do these walks normally take place? Well, it's really hot in Arizona, so before work, because I also have a full-time job. So, you know, 7, 8 a.m. Right. Because if you were to walk in the afternoon, for example, it might be too hot. Would that be true? Dangerously, dangerously hot.

49:58Okay. So now I don't know about you, OP, but if I was going to enjoy a game of ping pong with my significant other, I guess I probably wouldn't want to do it at seven in the morning. Is that around the time you normally play ping pong? No, this was an evening on a weekend. Oh, an evening on a weekend. I didn't think about that. So then it was cool enough to do that. Yeah, and you know, we do have a pergola outside of our house with a fan on it. So we did have a nice gentle breeze. Objection, Your Honor. Not too much to affect the ping pong throw. Pergola is too fancy of a word, Your Honor. The witness is trying to distract.

50:38Bailey, you're the judge now. You can say overruled or you can say sustained. Overruled. Fuck. I'm losing this court case. My kids are going to kill me. literally my kids are in private school I'm not going to be able to afford anything for them after this this case is not going my way what advice would you give her if if you believe this is 100 real what advice would you give this person I'm genuinely freaking out right now I've never lost a case this is your friend coming to you being like I found out my husband Johnny said this about me to Claude well wait are we giving advice or are we discerning if this is true or false let's give advice first okay what would you tell her because she's on two outtakes this could be a listener hearing her story right now so some people are wanting are wanting real advice some people literally find out i read their story it's too painful for me to even consider this to be a true story it's like i had an easier time thinking that the horny porn book club thing that was going to turn into like group sex for this one man was real and now this i really want to believe is fake do you want to get into the validity of this story first yeah because please i just like really want to i need some comfort i want to believe it's not true so unfortunately no i would say this has a lot of evidence for being real screenshots of the clod conversation um screenshots of the dog oh and that's an adorable dog and it looks to be about 10 months old suspicions confirmed definitely a cattle dog with a big ball um op's very active the account is nine years old so not a new Reddit account coming on Reddit just to post this story and blow it up.

52:18Pictures of dog, pictures of, you know, vinyl action type figures and figures that she's trying to trade online. Okay. So, it is giving very real. Do people not get, like, worried that they post their dog and then someone's like, hey, I know that dog and then therefore I know this woman? I mean, I don't know. I'm sure a lot of people do fear being found out. I think that's why there's information that gets changed. But that dog is cute as hell. If I knew that dog in my social circle, I would never forget that. Oh, I'd immediately be like, that's Barney. Yeah, exactly. I know him. That's my ex-boyfriend.

52:53That's literally Sarah posting that. Oh my God, I should reach out to Sarah and help her get a divorce. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. This is really hard because it's like, oh, I don't know. Can you go first with advice? Yeah. I mean, I don't know because this is something I do struggle with. It's like, I feel like, and I think a lot of people do of just like feeling confident and comfortable in your own skin. I think that's a tough battle. And so knowing that my partner who's supposed to love me the most, who sees me naked, who's intimate with me is going to clod even more so. And like saying these things, I would have a really hard time coming back from that and being naked and being vulnerable with him again.

53:36I don't know if I'd ever be able to get the trust back. And like she said, like he calls me beautiful all the time. I don't know if I can believe it. Right, right, right, right. And it's like, I look at her life and I'm like, you're the one taking the dog. You create this fitness plan. Was this fitness plan a little, we'll do it together, sweetie. But it really wasn't a, we'll do it together. It's, he made it so you would get on board. Right. And that feels manipulative. And then you're doing 95 % of your household chores. Meanwhile, you both work. Yeah. Where, where's the like upside in this relationship to where you're like, I have like about an hour every night to relax and I don't want to spend it working out where's the yay in this?

54:14totally I don't know I would say like if you really love him and want to move forward then couples counseling for sure but at the same time you're 29 and you gotta you could start fresh honey like this you could chalk this up as like hey you had some years to burn now have some fun I think that's a good idea give him the D divorce you don't have kids yet or anything no mention of kids then start from scratch yeah like what would you say to your sister if she was coming to you with this oh yeah oh my god i'd be like you gotta get out of there that's crazy you'd be like i'll go get the u-haul let me let me help you back only like i guess b of the d benefit of the doubt is like he didn't bring it up to her for a reason because he i guess was trying we all have like nasty thoughts about the people that we love.

55:03It's not good to have them, but at least he hasn't been saying it. It felt like he was trying to get right in his own mind without hurting her feelings, which at least feels like half of a good thing, but I still agree with you. I think she should go get another boyfriend. It is sad that he couldn't just process this in his own brain of angel on one side, devil on the other. People argue this all the time. Attraction is just what it is. Like, if he's not attracted to her, he can't help it. I know, and him being like, I always wanted a skinny wife. My little dream as a little boy was the skinniest wife you could ever imagine.

55:44Do you, like, do you hear yourself, dude? A wife that could fit in a toaster. And like, Claude is the one being like, Claude's like, you need to relax, you're insane. You sound horrible. You're being an asshole. Focus on yourself, actually. Exactly. Like, I wonder if Claude was like, well, how much do you weigh? How much do you work out? Literally. Like, what is, I want to see the Claude transcript. Claude's like, I'm literally sucking the oceans dry and contributing to the water wars, and you are a worse kind of guy than me. Like, you had to use AI for this? Yeah. Loser. Loser. Just loser behavior.

56:13Loser, loner, whatever. Get the picture, duh. This is only a day old at this point in time. Oh. It's very fresh. So it's not too late to intervene. It is not. We could change a life. And wait, she posted this on your subreddit? Yeah. Oh, so she's going to hear this. Hopefully. Likely a listener. Oh, my God. Okay, wait. I want to have another try at the advice. Because now it feels a little bit also too callous to just be like, get another boyfriend. I also understand that. There's like sunken cost fallacy of like, we've been together for this long. We're married. I mean, married. They have a dog.

56:46This is a very intense thing. House. So I feel like couples counseling is your first order of business. And if that's not working, try throwing some Spider-Man music in the mix. That was a good solid take. It's a great second attempt. and also make sure you get to keep the dog if anything does oh yeah of course devolve into divorce because sounds like she's walking the dogs really really cute you could do that thing where you walk in separate directions and see who the dog follows and i guarantee it's gonna be miss mama girl uh-huh that i wonder would you do best of three just in case i'm just like i would literally bathe myself in a meat stick the night before yeah oh yeah just make sure top comment personally, I'd leave his bitch ass.

57:25He doesn't respect you. Yep. I approved the comment. Good job. What up, bruh? What is there anybody saying anything else or is every comment just like leave him? Pretty much like they kind of break down. You're sticking to your shared exercise plan more than he is. You're doing almost all of the household chores. You're the only one training your dog and he has his own weight problems. He needs to focus less on your weight and more on pulling his own weight around the house. Maybe if chores were 50-50, you'd feel more inclined to work out at home. Above all that, you don't have any obligation to change your body for him.

58:01OP does respond. That's what I tell him whenever he brings up his frustrations with our healthy eating and exercising plans, the 50-50 chores things. I tell him that if I wasn't so busy, I'd love to work out more. I'm not even exaggerating when I say that I'm up every day at 5 a.m. for the dog park. What? I work until 5 30 p.m. Spend an hour or more cooking and cleaning then spend an hour in the backyard with the dog. That brings me to 7 30 8 p.m. which is basically bedtime. Once I'm home from work I don't sit down and take a breath for at least two hours. Whoa. She's amazing. I think since it's not traditional weights and machine-based he doesn't consider what I'm doing exercise.

58:42Thankfully fall is approaching so I'll be able to walk after work with our dog without getting sunburned and sweating to death. I do the backyard play right now instead of walking since it's too out for a dog on the pavement. Okay, I think this is also an alternate path. I think option number one is to leave him. I think that's probably the best one. Option number two is to get counseling. That's also a decent option. And here's the wild card. Option number three, I'm going to throw in the mix. Oh. She goes, okay. She starts like, okay, remember when Jasmine gets kidnapped by Jafar and she starts to wear the red outfit because he puts her in a red outfit and she's like, oh, Jafar.

59:15Like, sometimes you have to like, you're like, oh, Jafar, I love you. I actually love wearing this red outfit. Because you're trying to like, you know, trick him. A little fawning. Fawning. So she's going to go, babe, actually, you just kind of blew my mind. Like, you're so right. I need to get more fit. Like, you're the smartest man I've literally ever met. I'm going to take your advice to heart. And every day after work for two hours, I'm going to go to the gym. And then she starts going to the gym for two hours or whatever the hell she wants to do after work for two hours. Get your nails done.

59:40And get your nails done. Get a massage. Imagine every day. Go to a movie. absolutely bloody stumps then then he's home alone being like wash the dog make the dinner do you know he's suddenly being like oh my god there's so much to do at home when this woman's at the gym like how the fuck were we managing before so he starts drowning in the household duties she's not at home and if she is going to the gym she's slowly and slowly and slowly getting more and more ripped and ripped and ripped and then on the eve of his 40th birthday or whatever sort of is like a magical time she's going to await a certain compliment he's when he when he's when he utters the phrase i finally have my skinny wife the magic is going to encapsulate that a dark cloud will come and swirl around them and then she's gonna turn and go no someone else finally has a skinny wife and she's gonna walk out the door and go marry someone else talk about some erotic fan fiction i'm on board for this because you know when people get sometimes Sometimes people get really fit before they're going to leave their spouse.

1:00:39I mean, there was a show. This feels like a fever dream. There was like a show called Revenge Bod. Really? Where people would like start working out to get back at their boyfriend or ex or whoever. Oh, so it was like a makeover transformation like. Out of spite, which, hey, that's your motivator. Sometimes it works. Wow. And then probably at the end, there's like a really cheesy, heavily produced thing where they're like, Amanda is about to run into Justin at this bar that he's always at. and then she walks in and she's like big mistake huge huge like julia roberts pretty woman style yeah i would watch that i i would i think this is don't waste that much time because you know but wouldn't you like to see him have to do all the chores for a while while she's at the gym oh he needs to start doing some chores i'm like i'm i'm actually kind of mystified that you've had this conversation about how chores should be 50 50 and he just is like basically like nah we're good and you still keep doing it okay you know before we talked about how we were saying tiktok is marketing things to us have you heard of this card game with the all the chores on it it's called like fair play or something yes i feel like they should do that before you have yeah my um my brother and his wife are like big believers in this little card game yeah so you played it with your spouse no i just kind of like looked at it with my brother and his and his wife you didn't want to bring it home because you were like i'll be in trouble honestly i would be he does i think he does more than me i i vacuum the fuck out of that place like i love a vacuum but he does like most of the cooking laundry's pretty split but like right now he's at home taking care of the ponies it's We'll get there.

1:02:17It's funny because I feel like the people who buy the card game and bring it home are the ones who know they're doing more work. Because I also would never purchase it and bring it into the family home. I would never allow that to cross the threshold. I'm like, we just gotta... Why open Pandora's box? We don't need to know who's doing what. No, I literally had Otzko on recently. I love her. Just obsessed with her. And she was telling a story where she's like... And Ryan is amazing. I haven't met him. She can't be playing this game either. No, she's like, after seven years, I realized I've never done laundry.

1:02:46And I go, seven years? Yeah. I love that for you. Amazing. But yeah, no, it should be a little more fair. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Hope you're out there, OP, sending you so much love. I love you. I think you're going to have an amazing, amazing glow up. You're so young. Mm-hmm. Life is ahead of you. Yeah. there is like a line here kind of at the end that I somehow missed but it basically says I know I invaded his privacy by reading the conversation I'm not trying to pretend that was okay but now that I know what he said I cannot know it I don't know how I'm supposed to hear him tell me I'm beautiful without wondering whether he actually means it sorry for the long read I genuinely don't know what to do from here I'm worried he's using the times I had eating struggles as a comparison for how hard I'm trying.

1:03:37Do I tell him I read the chat and talk about it? Do I leave it alone? Or do I use this as motivation for the world's most spiteful glow up? Yes, yes, yes, that one. But I think just like be you, be happy and healthy. And like, if you want to work out a little more, then do it. But like find a partner who's going to carry some of the household weight with you. Yes. Because how can you, like, how can you do anything if it's all on you? You would have less shit to do if you got a divorce. Like, haven't you heard the thing where people are like, oh, I'm married and me and my husband have a baby and I'm like a single parent, even though I'm married.

1:04:13And it's like, once you get divorced, you have less shit. Yeah. That's going to be you. Yeah, because then your partner actually has to like take custody sometimes and they actually have to do their part. Yeah. I'd stop. I'd also stop doing things. Even if like you want to make this work, I'd stop doing his laundry. Oh, yeah. I'd like literally find a way to like force him to do shit. Yeah. I'm so pissed for her now. And then still leave him. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Oh, that's so good. Want to give it a go? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Very good. Okay, I feel like it could be workshopped a bit, but we'll get there.

1:04:50It's hard doing it on the spot if you've never practiced. Do you practice that a lot? No. Bailey, do you want to try? An evil laugh? Yeah. Give it a go. I'm scared. I know. It's very, it's very like, ah. I know it's scary. I mean, that's how I felt at the beginning of this when I did the big clown honk. You know what I mean? It's like, that's what this is about. It's about just like women being vulnerable to each other. You know what I mean? Yeah. Okay, you need to be the next Maleficent. Thank you. Oh, that was good. You ready to pop in? Yeah. Pressure's on, man. Fake or not theme. And now it's your turn to be the judge.

1:05:27Okay, let's do it. Lauren is popping in. It is now time for FML brought to you by Chrysler. When it comes to the newly designed Chrysler Pacifica, FML means something a little different. F, free to lounge in the back. M, my phone's fully juiced. And L, low key, I love this. That's the FML you say in response to features like seating up to eight, extra cargo space, and the fam cam. Now to the Redditors who are saying FML for less fun reasons. This next one is coming from r slash tiff you. It's titled today. I messed up by improving myself after a breakup about eight years ago. Just before I went to university.

1:06:09My girlfriend at the time broke up with me reasons included but not limited to my appearance distance at different universities, blah, blah, blah. But very importantly, and I quote, you've got the most annoying voice on the face of the planet. it. Okay. Being my first girlfriend, I was heartbroken in a good way. I decided to improve myself at university, the whole glow up procedure. I was going to a different university from all of my other friends anyways. Might as well start new. I started working out, eating healthy, doing more skincare, even ended up getting a six pack. I started looking up how to dress better out with the baggy shirts that hide my moobs in with the fitted jeans and collared shirts.

1:06:51I got contacts, started learning how to style my hair, took self-improvement classes, got some therapy, started being happier with myself, started calling myself with my middle name instead. And very, very important, I started practicing an Australian accent. Stupid me thought, hey, let's try and learn the sexiest accent out there. By no means do I look Australian. Heck, I'm third generation Chinese Canadian. but I got good. I studied it religiously, hours of practice. It got to the point even Australian natives couldn't tell the difference. Problem was I couldn't turn it off. Meh, it's okay. It's a good accent.

1:07:34So now I look completely different, sound different, and even go by a different name. Top it off with me moving to another province for work. Now here is where we start the F up. fast forward to where we start fast forward to about one month ago when i started a new job boss is doing the rounds introducing me to the team he then introduces me to my cubicle mate slash work buddy for orientation it's my ex and i start sweating bullets this girl is triggering a massive flight response i'm terrified of her i'm ready to quit right there and then and she doesn't recognize me. Wow. At all. I obviously can't ignore her, so I try to play it chill.

1:08:24She starts asking me some generic get-to-know-you questions. Where are you from? I love your accent. Where did you go to school? Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. I panic. And I lie. A lot. I grew up in Brisbane. Nope. Chemloops. Did my MBA at U of T. UBC. Oh, yeah. Totally miss Australia. I went there once during a layover. And it keeps going. Can't be that bad, right? Just one person that thinks I'm someone else. And then we have a team icebreaker. Introduce what you know about your buddy to the rest of the team. Of course, my ex then introduces me with what I just told her. And now the entire team thinks I'm their resident Australian.

1:09:12And I'm now living a complete lie. On the plus side, the ex asked me out for dinner. Oh. I don't know if that's the plus side here. Is there a plus side? Oh, my gosh. How do you not recognize a person at all? That's what I'm thinking. I'm like, their teeth, like, their eyes. Smell? I don't know. There's got to be, like, something. The smell? I don't know. Getting in there, getting a whiff at the pheromones? Yeah. I don't know just like or just like the energy. I just I just don't feel like I could I mean never know But I would be very shocked if I ever dated somebody That I couldn't recognize later No, i'm just blown away also the commitment you learn this australian accent, but like what does your family think when you go home for the holidays?

1:10:07Like everyone in your life is just like Are you okay? He almost like austin butlered himself where Austin Butler had the Elvis accent forever after being Elvis. Yeah. Which. Higher method. That would be me. If I learned an Australian accent, I would never be able to stop. It would be me now. Your new personality. Yeah. Like I wouldn't be like, I don't know. I just, one, love the accent. Two, I just feel like that's the way my brain works. I'm just kind of like if I get fixated on something, I'm like, yeah. You're hooked. You're set. Yeah. The comments on this one, they kind of from the get go kind of are like, are you serious?

1:10:48Because they go seems like a comedy movie to me. If it's true, I'm sorry for the mess you have right now. But thing is, I can't get it to sound serious in my head. op responds if it wasn't happening to me i wouldn't believe it either and then someone does say on the plus side the ex asked me out for dinner that is not a plus side and that has 8k up votes i think it is a plus side are you kidding like the whole op went through trauma because of this person and now he's like look at me now look at me now how do you come out with this though Like your whole team thinks you went to Australia. Your whole team thinks you're from Australia.

1:11:27You went to a different university. All your boss has to do is be like, well, resume says this. What? I know. Like you're. No, I know. That's it's really bad in it. If it was just like a stop by, say hi to the classroom, not go to dinner with the eggs and then get out of there. There's a little bit more wiggle room. But this this is this is bad. This is bad. This is super. about. And really embarrassing. Like really embarrassing. Oh, the social pariah you're going to become when this comes out that your accent's fake. Because the girl is going to be like, he probably found me. And he's like pretending to be this whole other person.

1:12:06That's scary. He probably found where I worked and is like trying to get back at me. Oh my gosh. Yeah. No, that's terrifying. Like she's going to be like, this guy's, he's off his rocker. I just need to know how he gets discovered if he gets discovered do you think she knows and is kind of rousing him you don't think she knows at all okay because a lot of the comments did think she could potentially know no and they say bruh she knows she's just curious as to how far you're going to take the charade no I don't think she knows I don't think so either I feel like she would have called him out I think she would have had unless he's not picking up but I feel like she would have had like giveaways like kind of like body language laughing just different I don't know I don't I don't think she knows a lot of people just kind of question the post this right here either that or OP is just lying about this OP is definitely making this up nobody just adopts an accent for fun and then carries it into the workplace yeah people do that they definitely do are you kidding there people do my strange addictions like there's a lot of things people do that's not that crazy i mean there's people that turn themselves into cats yeah so i don't think an accent is that out of the realm a sexy accent yeah to complete your sexy transformation after you literally got told and i quote you've got the most annoying voice on the face of the planet oh my god that is yeah no that's insane also like i didn't even get to address the fact that the ex is so mean genuinely so mean just break up what yeah just break up my goodness so where do you fall on this one do you think it's fake or do you think it's it's real I think it's real so this post is seven years old okay so it's kind of pre-ai yeah it's pre where people really were posting to like karma farm I feel like after after covid like 2021 is when you really started seeing an influx of like fake posts on Reddit.

1:14:09And then really in the last like year, it's increased. So seven years old to me is kind of like, okay, it's pre-air. Yeah, more reputable. Still could have been a creative writing process. I feel like the creative writing stuff though, I feel like they don't reply back. Like I wouldn't believe it if it was me either. I know. that is true but this is their first and only post okay so could have came in just to drop this i mean it is very hard to believe that the ex wouldn't recognize op no matter how much they changed that yeah i guess but op is also going by middle name now yeah it's like and how many years ago was it because there's like growth spurts that happen within that too about eight years ago yeah just before i went to university i could see actually yeah 18 to now 26 i mean i see people's tiktoks about like their boyfriend glow up that they make about their partner and like truly different people yeah this this guy was like anti-girlfriend he went glasses contacts yeah canadian accent whatever that was to australian i believe it i actually could see this whisper and a believer oh my gosh I need to know what you guys think of this one but he doesn't have any updates or anything that's it that's all we got well I love this as a movie please somebody make it um and if you're out there op please come back and update us and let us know if you and your ex got back together again and she never found out who you were and then you had a family and then here we are like another seven years later and you've got two kids let us know Let us know if you ever came clean.

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1:17:18Shop at Macy's.com. I literally can't wait. I'm putting this into the air. I need to know. OP, are you out there? We need to know. OP. Questions. Are you ready to put your family first and drive into the future with confidence? Check out the newly designed Chrysler Pacifica. Visit Chrysler.com to learn more. Chrysler is a registered trademark of SCAUS LLC. Thanks, Chrysler. okay this one coming from r slash tiff you today fucked up basically a subreddit to just like out yourself about like a stupid weird mess up and it's titled today i fucked up going to my ex's wedding interesting my ex-girlfriend invited me to her wedding it was unexpected but i accepted the invitation said the people who were allowed to bring a plus one were married or engaged couples I was not engaged or married, so I went alone.

1:18:18I managed to couple up with another single guy at the wedding and stayed with him throughout the ceremony to avoid looking like I didn't belong. The two of us got separated at the reception because we were allocated to different tables. My table only had single people. As we got to know one another, we realized we had one specific thing in common. We were all exes of the bride. It was a little weird, but we made a joke of it because we assumed that was the point of us being there Fast forward to the speeches when it was the bride's turn to speak. She asked all of her exes to stand up Which we did She informed the audience that we were the people she dated and had disappointed her over the years before she discovered the love of her life Aka her husband She wanted us all to know how grateful she was to have been with all of us but then she locked eyes with me and said, maybe not all of us.

1:19:14She said my name and asked me to wave at everyone. I waved like an idiot. She warned all of the women at the wedding to watch out for me because I literally peed on her. The husband stood up at that moment and covered the microphone with his hand while he whispered something to his wife that made her look confused as fuck. The bride sat down without saying anything else. The husband made an awkward joke about his wife having too much champagne and instructed us to please take our seats. The DJ intervened and asked if any of the groom's exes were also in the house, which actually made the audience laugh.

1:19:52The music played and everyone pretended none of that just happened. Except for me. I got the fuck out of there as soon as the lights dimmed for the disco ball today i fucked up okay i don't think it's real no you're immediately going to fake can't be too unhinged well it's kind of like why is the dj telling everyone to take their seats right before he turns on the disco ball these stories are so stressful to me i have to go like into one detail. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I think the husband took the mic, said, you know, take your seats. But what do you think he could have said to his bride that made her confused as fuck?

1:20:36That I would love to know. Like, okay, ha ha. And it's just like, okay. Your cuckold speech is over. We're good now. Right. I don't know. So, and he, and she said, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Morgan. Can we take it back? You said, um, he peed on her? He did. He peed on her. Okay. Well, that's really interesting Because at the time, it would have seemed like a fun thing for everybody to be doing that he thought that an invitation to her wedding was good and normal. Yeah. I mean, I don't think I would go to the wedding of someone that I had peed on in the past. Especially if they didn't enjoy it. Yeah.

1:21:06Like you would have thought that would have caused a huge fight. And then it would have been like, uh-oh, this invitation to the wedding surely is going to be a trap by which I'm ensnared in some sort of tar that has a nail sticking up Home Alone style that I'm going to step in. or a paint can is going to come and swing and hit my head or cracked ornaments on the ground for my bare feet or a blowtorch to my head or sticky, sticky doorknob or something like that. That's kind of where my head would go. We do get context about the P.E. It was consensual. Okay. So Opie does share here in a comment because people just kind of go down the line of, man, if I were her husband, I would be considering an annulment at that point.

1:21:42That kind of behavior is unhinged. She made the wedding more about her exes and less about her actual husband. I'd be looking for an exit immediately. And OP says, the most emotionally exhausting person I've ever been with. I was actually curious to see what kind of person she was now to make someone want to marry her. Not going to lie. It's a horrible reason to go to a wedding. I'm disappointed, but not surprised to see that not much has changed since our relationship came to an end. And someone goes, but did you pee on her? And OP goes, yes. And someone goes, we really need the context. Did you pee on her by accident or on purpose?

1:22:15Was it a drunk? I thought I was in the bathroom moment or a you're a crazy bitch and here's me peeing on you to match your crazy shit kind of thing wow can't believe that's something i typed but answers are required op says it was just one of the kinks the two of us agreed to test out we did it once and never again adding some context is it making it more real for you it's making it less real for me because I'm like, if you guys were both, it's like then her saying that in the speech is basically just as embarrassing for her as it is for him. It's not like she's outing him for something bad. She's just basically saying, hey, here's something I'm into sexually at her own wedding.

1:22:55It just doesn't feel like quite the revenge you're looking for. I just wondered if she got hammered. I wonder if she just got so drunk. But then don't you think he would have said she was so blackout like she started doing this? But he doesn't even make mention of that. I don't know. I feel like some people are now starting to turn speeches into this like clippable moment. that goes viral. Like I saw a post and this was actually the reason why I hired my videographer team. I saw a wedding video of one of the groomsmen giving a speech for his best friend. And he goes, you know, I, I saw love in Rachel's eyes the minute she saw Jack and I knew they were meant to be together.

1:23:33The only problem was I was dating Rachel at the time. Oh, funny. And like that's in the speech. So I'm wondering if this was her just like, this is going to be funny. Look at all like the frogs I had to kiss to get here. Hee hee ha ha. Don't pee on anyone. I wonder if she just kind of went off the rails and it went too far. But then don't you think it wouldn't be in, or I guess he's saying I fucked up by going. I shouldn't have gone. So here's our evidence, okay? Okay. Evidence for being fake. Obviously, incredibly crazy story. Why would anyone actually do this? Would you actually go to your ex's wedding?

1:24:08Right. Probably not. OP is also active. in r slash overheard and tiff you and like a very active in r slash overheard like i think this person must ride public transportation or just have a lot of experiences in public and seems to be documenting basically everyone on r slash overheard wow okay so that's kind of random evidence for it being real the account is pretty old it is a part of the four-year club on reddit not an insane amount of karma. So despite all the posting they do, low karma score, which again, doesn't seem like you're karma farming and like trying to write all these fake posts to garner karma, has posted back in 2022.

1:24:54In TiffU, today I fucked up, calling my best friend cute. At that time, back in 2022, was a 20-year-old male, so would now be a 24, 25-year-old male. So an age where your exes could get married. And yeah, we also do get an update. What's the update? So the husband of the bride reaches out to OP. So it starts the husband. I almost didn't answer when I noticed an unknown number calling me, but I did end up answering the call and realized it was my ex's husband. He said I was the first of four exes he was calling with an apology on behalf of his wife. He wanted me to understand that he was traveling for work during most of the wedding planning, so he apparently had minimal involvement, which actually suited him, because his wife made him feel like she had had everything under control.

1:25:47He joked about her trying to gaslight him into believing she informed him about all of her exes beforehand, but he remembered no such conversation. He made it sound like it was something funny because he never expected us to actually show up, even though we had to confirm we were coming. The longer I listened to him, the clearer it became that he was gaming while talking to me. As a gamer myself, I automatically recognized the mechanical sound of those dead-by-daylight generators in the background. Dude would repeatedly pause mid-sentence to do whatever he needed to do in the game and then forget the last thing he said to me.

1:26:19I eventually asked if it was a bad time, but he was like, quote, I'm on my honeymoon, bro. It's all good. I said I was sorry if my presence at the wedding made anyone uncomfortable. The husband said he appreciated my apology and playfully or not playfully encouraged me to avoid going to weddings of people I've peed on. I said I learned my lesson. The husband literally said nothing for like five seconds and then asked, what lesson? Like you no longer had any idea what we were talking about. That was it for me. I was done having a conversation with someone whose attention was obviously elsewhere, so I said I had to go.

1:26:52The husband thanked me for calling him, even though he was the one who called me, but I didn't care enough to correct him. I just said goodbye. All of the above happened during the week. Thankfully, it's been radio silence since Thursday, with the exception of the umbrella dude. So hopefully that means everyone else has moved on. What's the umbrella dude? I have no fucking idea what the umbrella dude is. The umbrella dude, I believe, is Slovenian culture. It's like Santa Claus in Eastern Europe where the umbrella dude shows up if you think you've made a horrible mistake. Yeah. And he comes at night.

1:27:24You have to leave a tooth under the pillow. It's kind of like the tooth fairy but it's the umbrella dude and then the umbrella dude tells you if you did something wrong or not it feels like a little added piece of callback to something to like further valid validate validate why did i want to say validitate i thought you were saying validify and i was like that's the word okay validate the story where are you falling on this one well i don't know it's it's a medical mystery to me that he would like if you get invited to a wedding and you go to it that just tells me already either like you're completely socially tone deaf or you guys were on.

1:27:58You don't go to weddings? No, like to an ex. Oh, okay. Like either you can't read the situation at all. I missed something. I don't think I said it. If I get an invitation to a wedding, I'm disgusted and I'll never go to that. I was like, what? They're so fun. You're socially inept if you go to a wedding. What are you doing there? I honestly, there's one ex I would go to his wedding. Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. It's like, if you go, if you're invited, that means the one person was like, hey, I'd love you at my wedding. And then if you go, you're like, hey, I'd love to be at your wedding.

1:28:23And that tells me that both consenting adults are like, we ended on good terms. This is a good idea. So for it to end this way is just so confusing to me. And for him to be like, I kind of always thought she was a bitch and I just wanted to see if she still was. It's like, what? Creep on her Instagram. So I figured out who Umbrella Dude is. I guess one of the other exes at the wedding. His dad owns an umbrella business or whatever, and he's been trying to sell me umbrellas, even though at the wedding he joked about their umbrellas being poor quality and absolutely not worth buying. Apparently, he was drunk when he made that joke, and now he's spamming me.

1:28:59Okay, so you thought you made a friend, but he really just wants to sell you umbrellas. Imagine sitting at a wedding next to someone who's like, hey, have you ever been anywhere where it's raining. Imagine this. An umbrella, but it's bigger than a regular umbrella. Hey, hey, let me see your hands. I make umbrellas that are a perfect size for your hand. Literally, you and me should have a Zoom. Imagine no worse person to sit beside it away. I would actually just go take my plate in the bathroom. Yeah. Eat on the toilet. You gotta do it. I mean, at that point, you know, if you would have left at that point, then you could have avoided this weird speech.

1:29:35Yeah. Probably would have been the play. It almost feels like, okay, can I just like say something for the room? I'm almost wondering like, I guess Darius has put me in a certain headspace now. Because I'm like, is this just someone who wants to say to everyone like, I peed on someone. What do you guys think of that? Anyone else into it? Yeah, like is it like that? Is it like, can you believe they talked about me peeing on her in front of a room of 200 people? How cripplingly embarrassing. How crazy. For me and my tiny penis. And uh oh, my tiny penis is getting hard. and like is it that? I honestly I don't know I feel like the pea kink is starting to feel more normal in the world of what else is out there.

1:30:17Yes but there could also be the kink of like okay for example I used to live in Toronto and there was a man in the neighborhood that I lived in who would wear skin tight bike shorts and he had a huge fake dick that he would put down the leg of one pen and this man was always wearing a helmet and a biking outfit never a bike to be seen around him and he would just walk around and he would like clock all the groups of women that were like oh my like because you would look and then immediately like oh my god it was like cartoonishly big i know and so like some people it's not like he was going look look look at my dick he wanted to be act like he didn't want you to see his dick so that when you saw his dick and you were horrified by it that was what he liked but he didn't know that she was going to mention the pee in the speech but do you think this whole story is fake that's what i'm just so ob can be like i peed on someone.

1:31:01Yes, that's what I'm saying. I'm saying if the story is fake, the Redditors are the audience and he's not trying to draw attention to it. He's just trying to be like, you know what I mean? Like an understated way of being like, I peed on someone. That does happen, right? So like I think looking back to Darius, that does happen where you'll get the posts that are like, I'm so hot to be in book club 6-7, like a hubspins, like threatened by me in book club. And then you go to their account and you'll start seeing the nudes, which is what happened with Darius. Right. With this OP, you go to their account, seemingly normal post history.

1:31:34No dudes, not trying to sell, no dick pics, not trying to sell sexual content, just a normal account. What are some other posts that are happening in that account? Just like the overheard ones. Like I overheard a guy on a bus talk about like some of them were like very— Are they sexual? Not really. Just really random, seemingly random. Of course, there's like an occasional like borderline inappropriate, but their username is dude. Where's my cute car? So like not a super inappropriate username. What a twist. Yeah, like this one talking about a bus ride. Overheard a dad and his daughter at a restaurant today talking about a bug.

1:32:14Dad, how big was the bug? Younger daughter, big, bigger than my hand. Dad, were you scared? Younger daughter, nope. like literally sharing seemingly boring conversations in r slash overheard interesting there's a girl talking about um like girls having a conversation at a house party talking while tripping i overheard my roommate saying random shit while tripping girl number one do you think there's any guys at this party that would be willing to piss on me girl number two i don't think so guys have to be really brave and strong sexy smart and cool to be willing to do something like that. Yeah, the title of that post is Strawberry C-U-N-T.

1:32:54Oh! So it could go down that path. I've learned so much today. Girl with gum. At least he didn't have smegma. Girl with vape. You really need to get over that. Girl with dimples. What flavor is the vape you're smoking? Strawberry C-U-N-T? How does he get to be around all these cool girls? That's what I want to know. I don't know What's happening? What's your final verdict on this one? Um, I guess I'll say it's real just because I want to. I don't know. Morgan, I don't like this part of the internet. It scares me. I know. I do think this one is real. Because I'm like, I just don't like all these sad stories.

1:33:33I'm like, if they're not real, I'm mad at these people for stressing me out and making me sad. I mean, this isn't that sad. I know, but some of them were sad today. So I almost feel like if I have to say. No, the AI use was sad. Yeah. Yeah. But the other ones were. Yeah, you're right. It was okay. So I think maybe this one is real then. Okay. You think it's real? Yeah, I do. We're the same. We're twins. We're having the best sleepover of our lives. I know. I'm not going to leave, by the way. I'm so comfortable. Come back and just stay forever. And may God bless whoever made this blanket. I know.

1:33:59Her sister made it and she had an Etsy and I literally went to go to the Etsy link to go buy another one and the Etsy account is gone. No, make more. It's fit. I know. So I'm trying to convince her to start the Etsy backup so I can post the link because listeners ask me about it constantly. The hogs will go wild for this. Yeah. Yeah. Have you seen the hog on TikTok? Her name's Cheeto and she brings other hogs back to the trap. No, I need to see everything you're talking about. Okay, I'll send it to you. I'll send it to you. By the way, I meant to say like the fans will go hog wild, but I ended up saying the hogs will go wild.

1:34:33And I don't even think that's like what I think. You're calling my listeners hogs? Wow. Sound off hogs. Send your nudes, all the hog nudes in the comments. We actually don't really have a username. I wanted to be the hotties. Meg the Stallion's already got it. so be the hoggies the hoggies the hogs hey hogs hey no okay I do snort when I laugh you don't have a nickname for your fans I need help I need you to just workshop it oh my god oh yeah because you would want to be the hotties oh wow make the stallion I'm like why wouldn't she like call herself the studs like I would love to be like hey stud like you've seen those hats they have like the weird like animals on them and then like a term like I have a deer that says big rack or rack yeah and so I have that and then I do have a horse one that says stud so I'm like I don't know but then people are like it's a very sexual term within I forget what community so you can't do the studs so Meg The Stallion if you're out there can we share it just you know let me know we'll get back to it it'll come to you this is really I'm gonna be texting you later because now I'm like I have to think of a name for your please let me know because you are just like creative genius you have so many projects coming up where can people follow you where can they find you at the Lisa Gilroy on all the things and on brothers coming to Apple TV.

1:35:48Dude, I just saw the trailer for that. Looks insane. I can't believe I get to work with these men. Looks insane. Woody Harrelson, Matthew McConaughey. Like, iconic. And I get to be so mean to both of them. You're going to love it. So, yes, that, the paper, season two on Peacock. And Golden Axe. Okay, I saw a clip from that, too, where you're the HR person. Yes, on paper, on the paper. She's allergic to eggplant, but not that eggplant. Exactly. oh you could call your fans um Swifties I don't think that's been taken has that been taken by anything no Bailey can you google that thank you for having me I love you oh thank you for coming on this was so fun go check out Lisa all of her links will be in the description follow subscribe she's amazing until next time guys bye

1:36:46Thank you.