Coachella, nighttime paci update & when is it OK to honk?!

0:28Every soda's got something to say. stand a chance. Find Ollie's sleep solutions for the whole family at Ollie.com. That's O-L-L-Y.com. What are you going to say we're talking about off the top? So for those tuning in right now, Alex is coaching me through hosting the episode. Harrison's going to start taking over the hosting role for the next two to three weeks, because I don't know how many episodes I'm going to be at. I'm going to try to beat them all next week but i don't know this i'm just i'm slowing down over here so we'll just see but yeah well what i always try to give people is what we're talking about today okay off the top okay and what i think we're talking about it sounds like um something with bedtime routine passy shortening um i would like to talk about a bit about like the week before you give birth if you have friends that were also like I so I have a birthing class in my head okay of people that we're all do around the same time yeah and they're starting to give birth and oh a birth class like your graduation class like a graduating class and when you when you didn't graduate or commit to college yet you feel a little lonely yeah that's sorry I'm starting to feel that way um so we'll talk a bit about that we're gonna do a big Coachella debrief and then we've got a bicker of the week and then a couple things in the comments in some listener questions if anyone is interested in those we're interested I'm interested in those tools.

1:56I think we're going to want to do a proper Q &A at some point. So I think we got enough meat on the bones today. Also, you know, I can't tell. Did I gaslight you into doing the intro or did you have a hard time giving up the responsibility? What just happened there? You definitely didn't gaslight me into doing it. I have a hard time giving up the responsibility. Okay. Well, you did a phenomenal job and I took notes. i can't wait what i can't wait to do is because i'm gonna listen to every episode that you do especially your q a that i'm not on because after i give birth you guys harrison's gonna do a q a episode with you all we're like you all submit questions and he answers them i can't wait to listen to that one so but let's get into it let's get into it off the top and so let's do this where you say welcome what do i say jules i'm not i'm not falling for this again okay welcome back i'll tell you welcome back well why don't you say it and then i'll say it no you say it first i want No, I'm smarter than this.

2:56I'm going to break it. I live with you. I'm going to break it down into parts. Welcome back. Welcome back to another episode of Two Parents Podcast. Here we go. Featuring your hosts, Alex and Harrison. Just phenomenal. It was so good. Earring every Monday, Wednesday, and soon to be Friday. Well, right now it's Monday and Thursday. Every Monday, Thursday, and soon to be Monday, Wednesday, Friday. We do want to move. Okay. I love that. We do want to move to three episodes a week. Probably in June.

3:26middle of June. Oh yeah. Sorry. I got totally confused there. Six weeks. We'll see. The thing about it is like when I feel good, I love to do stuff and I think I'll feel good then, but we'll see. Time will tell. We're going to play it by ear. How many weeks of feeling good until you want to bring that on? Cause I feel like we're ready. As soon as you say, Hey, I'm up for it. I feel like the back end of it is already when I feel good. my nightmare is to be at home so i want to go and i want to record you want to clarify that statement so it's not taking out of context what you like to be doing things yeah yeah my not like when i when i'm feeling good my nightmares to be oh my god it's like me and bubber are just my home life sucks no i love to be with you and bubber i love to i love our home like we've it's actually something we've been talking a lot about it's like we've really worked on our house these first four months in order to love our house.

4:24What I mean, let me, let me do clarify that. When I have energy and I feel good, I want to go work out. I want to come to the office. I want to record. I like to do things. I like to occupy my mind. The week ahead of me that, that I'm looking at right now is a lot of time in bed. Yeah. I totally understand it. You love to go out. You love to be productive. You love to do things. Right now. I like sit at the kitchen table and look at my sourdough starter and then like sit in the kitchen some and like organize a cabinet, it like hate hate it um so bored well can we talk about coachella i know that was a bad transition that was a three out of that was a one out of ten transition but i do want to talk about coachella okay speaking of being at home and not being places yeah i know would you want to be at coachella so jules i would and that's very unlike me to say and here's what i said to harrison yesterday i walked downstairs i said i wish i was at coachella and i've never said that that's how i know i'm bored okay like i'm romanticizing what i know the travel time from like the airbnb to the stadium what is it called the grounds like i know that's an hour of traffic i know you're walking miles like i know it sucks has has has anything ever been so done but come back so fast from an event perspective as coachella like this feels like this coachella is the event of definitely the event of the year if not the event of the past five years like i haven't seen the amount of social media buzz i'm seeing on this thing i can't compare it to from like a lifestyle perspective i can't compare to any other event in the past five years okay yes we can we're just not thinking because like the taylor swift era like the super bowl there's some moments trump's the Super Bowl.

6:08The only thing I can compare it to is was the Taylor Swift eras tour frenzy, which was way bigger than that. And that also took over our timeline. Like, let's not forget for what, six months or a year? Like, I think multiple years. I went in 2023 and 2025, maybe. I mean, yeah, that that was a massive thing. So huge comeback for Coachella. It seems like the best event that kind of got the most social buzz was the 818 road party yeah it must be close to a stage or something yeah i'd love to know the logistics of that also wait it's it's just kendall jenner and hailey we were like it must be close to a stage of course it's going to get but i don't think it's in the grounds but i also it's done by i think it's partnered with the h-way group so on the back end h-way group correct though because they are stopping by so like everyone's going yeah Yeah, but I don't think it's on the grounds.

7:02But that seems like the IT party. For sure. The IT event. Well, also she, but Haley is Mrs. is the first lady of Coachella this year. But it's also like the triple whammy of like you have Haley and Kendall. Who go every year and like it's a thing. You have the brands, 818 and Road. Well, and they also included like Kylie Jenner's new electrolyte brand. Yeah. courtney's lemmy stuff clap that cloud popcorn like yeah i saw a video about this about why it was successful as they included so many brands and then but the last piece is is also operated by the hfoot group which is the delilah people oh well then that's gonna be i mean so yeah so it's gonna be really well done so you just have like you know that you're then gonna have amazing food and amazing like decor and design and and service and so on and so forth i mean it's doing it's doing its job so what would be a good um parent coachella activation so do you want to go or do you want me to go because i can go well my group text said you know can bobby get a house going um with a bunch of like parents and i was like heck yeah and child care like that is the key to it is you do a parent's house and you can if depending on how many do you can do like three houses all together and the key is child care and and you have a baby cella and so when you drop the kids off all the kids have like you have fun little dance parties wheels on the bus go round and round twinkle twinkle little star all the classics love it you can have some live live performers a really good nan it pop up as well okay so i i fear that we may have just opened up a can of worms that is actually going to happen next year which is we are going to go to coachella Manifest And we are gonna plan a Kodchella Okay And we're gonna Like as this is coming out of my mouth I'm loving Justin has a kid Around the same age as Tate Can we stay on the business side of Coachella For a second Well let's go to Bieber Let's go to Bieber I ordered road eye patches this morning I mean I'm just I'm just living and breathing The nostalgia the whole situation i'm i'm just gonna go ahead and say i'm giving it no notes no notes i have notes i have a lot of notes okay okay let's talk into what is public perception of beaver coming into this event well he needed to do good he needed to do good like he's not taylor swift coming into it he is i did see he surpassed all the high he did the highest paid was that what you were talking about well i saw something on the ticket sales side where either his resale ticket was the most in history or something where basically people were very excited oh i do need to talk about the stop up tobacco okay but there's a massive like something happened with ticket sales where it was okay yeah so like doubled so uh coachella ticket prices are the highest that they've ever been and uh they're calling it bieberchella he's correct he's the driver of it, both in people, uh, both like, obviously people wanted to come see him, but then the follow-on of all the celebrities that came that have made more people want to come.

10:18But StubHub is in, is in a whole bunch of hot water here because a lot of people pre-bought their Coachella tickets like several months ago and they bought it for like a thousand bucks, 800 bucks. And the delivery was supposed to happen a week at Coachella, but ticket prices boomed. So they didn't spike until pretty recently. And so like$800 GA ticket plus minus, we're going for like $3 ,600. And so what a bunch of sellers were doing was they were canceling their tickets and then relisting them. And so you had this slew of people that like had houses booked and accommodation and travel all booked and then had their tickets canceled and had to go out of pocket several thousand more dollars because the people backed out on delivering their tickets.

11:05resellers resellers that's insane not coachella these are stub hub people stub hub is who i saw was under heat well that they yeah that yes that's not good yeah really not good not this is like stub stub hub gate but you can so once some once you purchase a ticket on stub hub they can cancel the order yeah afterwards yeah huh i mean that's just like the clip I saw of the guy going to the reservation desk at the car um rental car place and the girl's like we don't have any cars I was like but I have a reservation she's like yeah we just don't have any he's like when I was moving from New York to Austin I moved in like a whatever what was the car you guys were driving as a rental a wagoneer a wagoneer I moved I was supposed to be moving in wagoneer that's how I've done all my moves when I showed up to enterprise rental car they said no, sorry, no Wagoneers, you can have this small SUV.

11:59Like, no, I rented a Wagoneer. I had to leave so much behind. Because Enterprise is normally like dialed in as it gets. They're normally the best or one up. But rental car places, I mean, they're just like, yeah, it's a little too abstract for me. I'm like, what? They're like, you don't get guaranteed. It's like, then what am I? I will go. Correct. And I do want to get this train back on the tracks. Yeah, sorry. But just to nail a scam, okay, one of the day-to-day scams that we consistently see, It is rent of cars and it is the vehicle that they promote, how they say like, they'll say, hey, get a Wagoneer or similar car.

12:35And then you show up and it's like a Toyota RAV4. Small, much smaller. It's smaller and also just like a worse, irrefutably worse car. Like, have you ever booked the Ford Explorer and got like - A Navigator. The Navigator or the Escalade? Never. Like, they always level you down. I think that they should need to show all types of cars that you're in for. And it's always smaller. Like, hey, get a BMW X3. Or X5. It's like, oh, that's a great car. And boom, next thing I know, I'm like. You're in a Nissan Pathfinder, which is, again, a great car. It's not that the Pathfinder is a bad car. It's just I thought I was booking a better car.

13:17It's the same thing as the Texas Roadhouse thing. Correct. It's misleading. It's very misleading. But rental car places, I mean, they're just like, oh, you booked an S. Well, we're going to have to give you a sedan. You've got to get back on the Beeb machine, and I've got to make a note to talk about Justin Trudeau. Okay? Beeb's the hottest thing. Katy Perry? He's having a moment. He's having a moment. Starting something new can be scary, you guys. You say to yourself, is this really the right decision for me? What if I fail? What if no one listens or buys anything? But here's the thing that anybody that started something will tell you.

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14:27It's time to turn those what-ifs into... With Shopify today. Sign up for your$1 per month trial today at shopify.com slash two parents. Go to shopify.com slash two parents. That's shopify.com slash two parents. Biebs, he is probably the biggest thing to ever come out of Canada, okay? it's not close because if taylor unless taylor's was from canada then yeah it's him yeah or the car jitters so this is our national treasure correct where where do we sit where does bieber sit right now what's public perception on bieber here's my take on public perception on bieber yeah he had a hard time six months ago we were seeing like some what looked like under the influences performances and people were posting them online like but we weren't as always they never give us a complete window into Haley and Justin's lives but we were seeing like this guy looks like he's struggling yeah then there's the famous paparazzi video where he's like it's not clocking with you guys that I'm a human which very relatable and a lot of people were like I'm on Bieber's side on this like they're not treating him like a human and now then then road sells and from there it does appear with Bieber's back on the track like I thought was this his Grammy's performance where he walked up there I thought he crushed that crushed Grammy performance He crushed that.

15:50He went. Him and Haley looked great. Like, I just think we saw a guy struggle a little bit and then get back on track, which we've seen. I mean, we can't forget Bieber. What was he in? The green Ferrari? Oh, you lost me. Remember, he was in the green Ferrari. Like, Google it. 15 years ago. I feel like we're missing the punchline on where. I bet you that was a good synopsis of the history. But, like. So, I thought about this. And it's the same group of people that we talked about last episode, which is like he's an icon, but he's a fallen from grace icon and he can come in and out of that. OK. And so he's the same as Britney Spears to me.

16:29What? What? He's more. And here's here's what I hate to say. He hasn't fallen. Here's what I hate to say. He's more like Britney Spears than he is. Taylor Swift. A hundred percent. And this was his first move back to get back to Taylor's level. But this was my whole take. Okay. Because I woke up at 6 a.m. today. I was waiting for Bubz. I watched the whole performance. Okay. Okay. I did my research before recording today. That performance was a 10 out of 10. It was a 10 out of 10 because of his classics and not because of anything new. But his natural ability. I mean, this is a naturally talent-given gift.

17:10And his catalog. He has a catalog that does go toe-to-toe with Taylor. And he has a voice. He has the talent. The difference between him and Taylor is Taylor has very recently put out bangers. Taylor's last album, Slapped. I feel like slap is like a loser word. But every album Taylor puts out is a banger. He didn't have a single song that charted number one on his last album. Daisy's never charted to number one. great song never got to number one the music needs to come back this next what we learned is is the people want bieber okay he just became the heartbeat of pop culture yeah for right now he's stolen the internet for the past seven days correct he has it for another seven days correct bring us new music i agree with that i just i I think Do you want me to keep going?

18:05Because I can keep going. Yeah, I can't compare him to Britney Spears, you guys. I don't think he's Britney Spears. I think he's more like Britney Spears than he is Taylor Swift. Okay, okay. That I guess I can get on board. Because we do see him struggle some. And he goes in and out. And we do see... And he hasn't done... He's the second most successful person in his household. He's not the most successful person in his house. Anymore. Anymore. Because Rhodes sold for a billion dollars. You know who's the most successful person in their house? Taylor Swift. No, Haley. In their house? No, I'm saying Taylor.

18:40Oh, in her house. Yeah. Correct. Correct. Sorry if that wasn't clear.

18:48So, kind of kerfuffled there. Well, I, okay, okay. I think that Justin. I can go. I can rip because I need to talk about YouTube for a second. Well, he crushed. I mean, the fact that he just was up there driving his own. He had no background dancers. He just was pure raw talent. Remember how last night I said, I like turn to you. I was like the performance flopped because I saw an old clip of him doing like the classic dancing and it was an old clip. It wasn't from Coachella. Okay. Because everything I saw Coachella was a 10. Him not dancing. I agree. It was a total 10. Him not dancing was huge.

19:27Huge. So should I give a quick synopsis of the performance in case people didn't see it? Sure. Okay. So he starts off with like four or five of his new songs. And it was a snooze fest. I was like, uh-oh, like none of these are bangers. Then Kid Leroy comes out. And it's like, okay, now it's starting to get good. Then he goes and he sits in front of his laptop. On stage. The laptop is on a desk on stage. On stage. and he goes on YouTube and he just pulls up old songs and he karaoke's old songs with the videos on in the background. And like, he is very, very clearly doing it live because like, he's like the wifi cuts out at some point.

20:09And like, there's like three, five, seven second delays. And, um, he's pulling up random YouTube clips like that paparazzi clips you mentioned. He plays it. He played it he played a video of him like smashing his head into a glass uh and like he played that chris brown cover that he did when he was like eight years old and it did feel incredibly symbolic because it almost was like he spent more time performing at the screen with his back to the crowd than he did looking at the crowd and almost like he was looking back at his past as opposed to as opposed to the future and what lies ahead. Well, I think he's healing.

20:49I think him going up there and playing the paparazzi clip and playing him bashing his head into a wall is him acknowledging, I know what you think of me. I'm okay with it. Also, I'm a badass. There was something that struck a chord when I was watching him perform for his eight-year-old self. It was a very powerful moment. Yes, and a lot of people were like, Like this healed something in me to watch him harmonize with his old self to his voice now. And I saw some people posting like this is where I met this boy. I met this boy when he was 12 and I'm still with him now and he's 32 maybe. And I felt the same way.

21:24I was like I'm still with him too. Like I just think this guy he strikes something normal in you of like where Britney Spears is unrelatable is she had them in like she was so untouchable. She never gave us anything relatable. and Justin is just like trying to tone his lines. It was a hug to her inner child watching that performance. And I was just going to say like he is like our age and we grew up at the same time as him versus Britney Spears was older when we were younger. That makes sense. Correct. And I can't see Britney's path to getting back on track here. Whereas him, you see him being a dad.

22:04You see him being a husband with Haley. You saw that weird Vanity Fair. Like, I never thought you'd get the cover comment. And then like she got the cover and it's like, Justin, what are you doing? And then like you see this. You see the talent. Like he has the talent. Undeniable. And the cultural relevance. And I think that like when you look at, all right, who is the irrefutable winner of Coachella and of pop culture over of 2026 so far? it is him because all eyeballs went to Justin Bieber and he delivered well and it wasn't close and here here's why he had all eyeballs on him nobody thought Sabrina Carpenter was going to fail everyone knew it was going to be awesome but people had a question mark on Bieber he is and Jules you can tell yeah you may want to get mad at me for him he is so he is a league above Sabrina Carpenter.

22:57If he comes back, if he comes back the way he can, if he takes this moment, then he goes to that bucket above. He's the only one out there that has Taylor Swift potential. But he will take the moment. I would never be mad about you saying that. Okay. Like to me, there's that whole slew of like Sabrina Carpenter, Morgan Wallen, Chapel. Chapel. The only other person that I see getting to that level out right now is is Bieber. And he has the chance. Now, I want to go to winner two here. Okay. Who? Winner number two of the weekend. Okay. Winner number two of the weekend, YouTube. For sure. He's live streaming.

23:40Hey, hey, hey. You got a shocking look on your face. Why the shocking look? No, I've been really tapped out this weekend, apparently. Okay. So can I get a why YouTube? Why YouTube? So YouTube live stream the event. okay great you live stream something that got a bunch of hype the double whammy for you to mark for you to host an event and then the marquee act use your service as the anchor point for his performance he was youtubing it was the best ad that you could ever ask for the it said youtube platinum top left for the whole stream for everyone watching it was a giant youtube ad okay well jules i don't know if you saw this he's so he he has his whole browser open on stage yeah he's typing in and you can see like his recent searches he's typing in like sorry by justin bieber and then like clicking it and then just like playing it when a brand what are you gonna say all i'm gonna say is that that's how he blew up was youtube originally so it also is all coming really full circle correct and when a brand does a sponsorship like that okay it rarely has direct ROI.

24:52That is an example of a sponsorship where they will make back significantly more money in the preceding 24 hours than they put out to host. The amount of traffic running through his pages right now and the broader ecosystem, 10 out of 10. What makes me want to YouTube his old videos? Now I'm going to give the sneaky winner number three. Is road not a winner here? Cause I bought the eyepatches this morning. Okay, we'll say road. But that wouldn't be a sneaky winner. So the sneaky winner, the undercover winner of it all. Who? Apple. How? Because what laptop did he use that they couldn't get the logo out of the entire performance?

25:40Was it Apple? Was a beautiful Mac. and so i could also see how like the youtube execs probably were just like so bittersweet of so happy because like the best um the the best example of use case for their product to then just like have apple a true competitor so funny though because if he would have been on like an hp that would have stuck out so hard to me and i get you're right sales of hp's would have skyrocketed but i just like expected him to be on a on a macbook and he was yeah right in silver like i remember it yeah i would they probably just wish they like had him do the whole thing on an android or something but it was 10 out of 10 because youtube is google right right sorry youtube is google if that wasn't clear yeah yeah yeah okay wow i mean i i just thought the man crushed it i can't wait to watch it again i i hopefully the so to uh it is available on YouTube in their live stream of course okay I don't know how long it's going to stay up for it so I have something that may come down well because there's he's doing a Netflix documentary my man's back Netflix covered the whole back end which I'm sure they'll have the experience this is where I need to push back on you he isn't back he has the potential to be back to be back he needs to drop a fire album I agree with that that's the piece of me the equation that like Taylor Swift needs all the credit for.

27:11She gets the buzz and she drops a banger. And, and just so we're really clear, swag was a horrible album. It was a, it was a, I'm going to use this word. It was a stinker. And I use the word stinker because stinker is about as relevant as a word to pop culture as swag is. Right. Okay. Okay. The title reflected the quality of the album we need more and maybe jewels you can tell me this do we need a scooter bra on justin bieber reunion no the girls do not want a scooter bra on justin bieber reunion the girls don't want it i'll tell you that you get bangers again even if you get good music because what if bieber can't produce good music without scooter like what if that's the problem what if what if scooter sat in every single recording room because this guy's over i'm sure is overwhelmed with writers and beats like how do you what if scooter was the filtration that got us beauty in the beat and sorry like if he produces an album with scooter he loses all of the taylor swift fans do the taylor swift fans they care how do the taylor swift fans feel about bbs they like yeah have i been too hard on bbs well like here's the thing no no no but like weirdly enough I'm like not a believer like this is all not for me but I think that like if you're a Taylor Swift fan you're probably also a believer there's no beat there's no reason not to be I am obsessed with branch basics I have been in the nesting phase I have been actually our bottle's almost gone so I need to get more branch basics but here's the thing about cleaning products you guys you use them every single day sometimes multiple times a day especially if you're in the toddler phase on the counters where you prep your food in the laundry detergent soaking into your clothes on the floors where your pets and your kids are crawling that's the most true thing ever for us right now and with spring cleaning or with the nesting phase as we're in right now and here's the thing a lot of conventional products look clean smell clean and even say natural but many still contain ingredients linked to hormone disruption skin irritation and respiratory issues and here's what many people don't know in the u.s companies aren't even required to disclose every single ingredient in the cleaning products.

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30:40That would be cool. I think he's the most unknown, talented man in music. But I do think like if you bring Scooter Braun, like you're losing the Swifties. Okay. This is over my head. I want to see Beaver do it by himself. I don't know the politics of this. I want Beaver to drop bangers by himself. He can. He can. Yeah. He is so talented. And here's the thing I would like to say about Haley. Talk about a girl who hustles in silence. Like she was kind of the underdog for a second there. We had the Seleniverse Haley Wars going on. We had Road, which was like trying to come back. and then boom one day Haley just like has on a suit and rode selling for a billion dollars and she's like staying on yeah I mean she married the king of pop and she's the most successful person in a household so and she but she had a comeback like for a while people were on board but you know a lot of my algorithm was very uh critical of Haley and then one day it all just was like go off queen and she was just like eating her sushi like I just I just think something about them is very they have a little f you in them and i love it i love it yeah and like she's just there with her new pimple patches launching but she's like obviously at coachella being supportive like they are just in tandem and i'm very i like i love them i love them i love to watch them i love to see what they do i don't have a view on on that whole dynamic um but i trust you i trust you my pulse is i'm very here for it uh okay so we have a i think there's a couple other things that we you need to dive through on Coachella.

32:07Well, one thing I was, because I don't want to disregard the Masters that are this weekend. And so one thing I asked Harrison was, would you rather be at the Masters or Coachella? And what did you say? He's changing his mind. What did I say? You said Masters. Pre-Bieber. I'm not a festival guy. So I'm not the right person to ask. Well, I'm not a festival girl and I'm picking Coachella. I want to go to the Masters with my dad. For what, like a$50 hot dog? No, no, no. Here's the problem. Here's the problem. How boring. Because I'm going to talk out of both sides of my mouth right now. I probably in the past 10 years watched 20 minutes of aggregate, maybe an hour of aggregate Masters.

32:47I always get bored when I'm watching. The Masters is a great thing to have on in the background of Masters Sundays. It's a great time to have a, what's the drink people drink? I can't remember. An Arnold Palmer. Yeah, you can make an Arnold Palmer have it on in the background all asleep. I love playing golf. I don't get the watch fest of the Masters. It's just people like the attire that goes with it. I mean, there's a little to it, but to even put it in the same category of Coachella is insulting. But now I really want to go. And I want to go because I think the experience of being there would be fun, like the food that they sell, the$3 to$5 food.

33:21So I really want to go. $3 to$5? Isn't the master's food notoriously? It's like$3. I thought it was very expensive. I thought that was the waste management where it was the cheap food. No. Can you Google what? No, no, no. I'm positive. and the famous things they have the pimento cheese sandwiches correct they have the egg salad sandwiches so I want to go I want to go with my dad oh they are cheap okay here's the thing about the Masters and the merch shop is apparently legendary I would love to go to the Masters I would love to go to an F1 race I would love to go to the Kentucky Derby I would love to go to the Grand Prix there's a lot of things I would love to go to one time because I want to see what they're all about and the Masters is one of those because it's iconic it's you know there's the Super Bowl like there's a lot of things that are really cool about it do I want to go to the Masters over Coachella this year with Bieber headlining?

34:05No. No. No. If I have to pick one or the other, I'm going to Coachella and I don't love a festival. All right. I'm going to give... And I hate talking about both sides of the men out because... No, it's okay in this scenario. It's fun. I'm sitting here. I'm talking crap. But on the other end, I do think the most fun weekend in the world would be you fly into Palm Springs Saturday morning, you do Saturday Coachella, you do the events, Sunday morning you wake up and you rip to the Masters and you do Sunday at the Masters. Oh, I mean, well that. Sure, in a world, yeah. That's actually like my personal hell.

34:51Really? That itinerary, yeah. I'm just thinking about what do you do Friday to make it like to put the little cherry on top. I would go to Sabrina Carpenter. Like for sure. I only have one day of Coachella in me. I wonder about Coachella nightlife because logistically speaking, I know Palm Springs is very spread out. I think a lot of these houses appear like you can walk from one to the other, like you can't. So I do wonder how they're navigating like the nighttime scene. Also some of these parties I see people going to, like they look really fun online, but I know you get like it's it's a mess all these things are a mess but to sit there and watch Bieber that would be iconic I would love I would love to do that that would that would be worth its weight in gold for me for him YouTube being on stage is he gonna do the exact same set next week do they typically change it it's usually like some variation yeah so he'll be on YouTube again probably yeah and does do him and Hayley go home to LA or are they staying in for sure for the week.

35:55For sure. So synopsis. What do you choose? Masters or Augusta? Sorry. Masters or Coachella? What's the takeaway? Coachella. Coachella. But I would love to go to the Masters, but like Coachella when given the two. What about you? Official answer is Coachella Saturday morning through Saturday Sunday Masters. You have to pick one. Please pick one for the sake of the argument. You only get to go to one. There's a rule. If you go to one, you can't go to the other.

36:24okay i would like to go to the masters with my dad after we go to the masters after we've done that once the next year i'd rather go to coachella but does is coachella dependent on the headliner for you no because it's always tier one headliners who was last year all i want to see is the k-pop people who who was last year last year was post malone lady gaga and charlie xcx and green day Green Day actually This year's better For sure There's I actually don't know At Coachella Who Because I don't want to see Taylor Swift at Coachella I love Taylor Swift But I'd rather see her in concert Who do I want to see At Coachella More than Justin Bieber The answer is no one He is the top of my list Well does that answer Our pyramid of artists I would like to see You could get me there For like like a stevie wonder like it had to be somebody like nostalgic like that did i tell you my stevie wonder story no did you meet him this was the miss of misses okay okay so we get invited to a private dave chappelle concert sorry we get invited to a private dave chappelle show right okay and um it was an amazing show and it ended and like right when it ended i forget what happened but we're like let's we just like booted out of there like right away and and i felt like there was like a dumb reason why and it wasn't like for ubers i think it was just like Some cute girl was at a bar.