Teaching toddlers to share, Mother’s/Father’s day gifts & is the dad bod REAL?!

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1:34Not me. Okay. Welcome back to another episode of Two Parents and a Podcast. We are so excited to be in the studio today. We've got Rocky Bears here. We've timed it. He just ate. And then he had his wake window and now he's asleep. I pulled a U at the coffee shop today. Have we talked about what coffee shop orders are okay versus not okay? Did we ever do that? No. Okay. So I was a hater. You were. I was a hater. I previously operated under the regime that you couldn't edit your coffee order. Meaning you had to get a standard cappuccino. You're getting a cappuccino, a latte. The only edits that I thought were acceptable were a splash of or an extra shot of.

2:19Okay. Today I did an Alex edit. Which is what? What did you do? Well, do you want to explain what you would normally do? and I would think that I thought it was a faux pas. Is faux pas the word? No. Yeah. I thought it was a faux pas. But faux pas is not the right word. It's not the right word in this sentence. I thought your coffee order was a faux pas. Faux pas means the behavior was a faux pas. A bad thing, a fumble. No. Fake. I thought faux pas meant fake. It's a great word. It's a great word. Embracing, an embarrassing or tactless act or remark in a social situation. Correct. Correct. Actually phenomenally useless.

3:02Yeah, tactless. Okay. So this is what I always order. I always say, hi. May I please, and I do say please because I know Harrison has noticed my manners are spectacular. May I please get a almond milk latte, half water, half milk. So what they have to do, the barista has to steam together water and milk. I like to cut down the milk because otherwise it's just so overwhelming to my palate. So today I I became you. What'd you get? A little of a different thinking. So I'd normally get a cappuccino, but I noticed I drink the cappuccinos too fast. And I love sitting there with Bubber. Bubber tried her first croissant today.

3:43Croissant? Croissant. That's how you say it, right? Yeah. And I knew that, like, she got up a little early, and I knew we'd have a good kind of 30, 40 minutes to hang out at the coffee shop, and I didn't want to rush through my cappuccino, but I didn't want as much milk and a latte. so I did a latte half whole milk half water and phenomenal right but phenomenal because I got the extra liquid what do you mean extra liquid it's phenomenal it's better than a whole milk a latte has more it's the same amount of coffee but the the cup is bigger more sipping yeah and I didn't want to I didn't want to rush well why didn't you just get all whole milk because that's just too much milk I completely agree and when I'm not pregnant I'm lactose intolerant so we have decided I'm officially for real lactose intolerant which Harrison now knows I admit wrong I have a really sensitive stomach I admit wrong so I saw this video of a guy talking about just speaking of of these coffee orders I saw a guy say I'm a waiter and these are the top three just most annoying I want you to get out of my restaurant things you can do number one order a hot water and lemon which like I love to do.

4:57Okay, that feels like a very okay thing to do. He's just like, well, because I think it's free. So it's just like something he has to go and get and then they don't charge you for. You gotta charge for it. You can't, that's a chargeable item. No, it's not. Hot water and lemon you don't charge for? How much would you charge for that? How much do you charge for tea? To me, it's tea. It's not tea, it's just hot water. It's just water heated up. You can't do that to the restaurant. Charging for cold water with lemon? Correct. Great question. do they charge for the table water no great point okay let me sit on this okay and then he said just so annoying if you want a decaf espresso shot at the end of your meal what's the point which i fully agree with what is the point some people like the taste of digestion digestion i don't know like i get it if you want an espresso shot you would like some caffeine because you're going to go do something else but decaf and i can't remember the third sorry i wish i could i tried so hard to remember it so i would love to know if this is an annoying order at restaurants because i do this at every single restaurant and i highly recommend it fries extra crispy getting your fries extra crispy you will never regret it well half the time they do it the other half i think the waiter says absolutely and doesn't turn it in yes but for the half that i Get them extra crispy.

6:15So good. So good. Like the well, best steak and eggs in town. It's my most frequented restaurant in Austin. Me as well. Me as well. It's just, it's the perfect balance between clean ingredients, good tasting food. I'm probably doing steak and eggs somewhere between three to five times a week. Best protein pancakes in the nation. The protein pancakes are so good. They're unbelievable. And they're vegan. They're unbelievable. Unbelievable. Like I don't know what to do with myself. 32 grams of protein from that late kid. It's so good. And they think about all of the details. Wait, hold on. Will you please tell us what we're talking about today so we can understand what to expect throughout the episode?

6:55Yeah, I kind of thought you and Jules programmed yesterday. What did I ask you last night before you went to bed?

7:05I'm pulling up the program. The iPad's there and open. I actually have the coffee order in here. The first IRL topic, which you're going to be very excited about because it's been top of mind for you is toddler sharing. Okay. Okay. Then we're going to get in some learning with bubs. Okay. And then we're going to talk about, but before that, we're going to talk about Mother's Day and Father's Day. Okay. Little World Cup update. Okay. And then we'll keep things humming, but we got a lot more things. And I, at the beginning, I want to talk about how we're doing with two under two. like we need to do just an update yeah and and yes okay i would say we're you know and every time you say this this is when it you know shifts the other way but we're in a routine i would say we've got it down to the routine has begun things are manageable in the household we've got tate puts rocky to bed you know quote unquote fake puts him to bed and then tate goes to bed and like everything's going really well have we talked about that yes she's putting rocky to bed button and pushing the button and now she steps on the lamp thing because it turns the light on and off like she's got a whole thing going on I will say this Tate and I'm very proud of her for this she loves him more than in my head I thought she was going to be able to at this age this early on she doesn't want to be without him she wants to cover him up with a blanket if she sees me cover him up with the blanket she wants to put his passy in his mouth bring him his milk she knows his burp cloths rocky rocky she says and so she takes him his birth burp cloth like i didn't think she was going to understand what it was like to have a brother this early and she doesn't want to go anywhere if he's not coming yeah the the biggest example that jim said to me that surprises me every single morning is the first thing she says when she gets out of bed rocky rocky rocky but she gets out of bed and and he is just top of mind and she wants to beeline it right into his room and just look at him she wants to change her diaper actually now you change her diaper in his room a lot because when you take her to her room she starts saying rocky so she changes her diaper in rocky's room yeah yeah so i i haven't seen tate as much lately since when she's at the nanny share she's at the neighbors but every time you post a video and tate says like a word i've never heard her say before i get shocked her saying pretty i was like what the heck she is She loves to talk.

9:32She's really big into, so she can't say, she can say, I love you. She can't say like sentences yet, right? So putting together words will come soon. But it's pretty incredible watching her brain right now. Waffle, when she really wants a waffle. So in the morning, you know, it's like, what do you want to eat? She's a waffle. And then she eats like three waffles because she really wants them. And she knows who lives at what house on our street. Like it's so cute to watch their brain start to piece things together. And this is when, uh, the doctor said that their, um, their vocabulary just. Explodes.

10:12That was the word. Explodes at an accelerating rate. But what we have to remember is she, but she, like I asked her yesterday, I said, Hey, can you hand me that mama's book? So she, and she did, she picked up my book and she handed it to me. She can understand a lot. she can't say can you hand me mom's book but she gets it so it's pretty it's really just really cute to watch right now i totally agree i do want to move on because it's turning into a bit of a tater brag session which we can't have we cannot have as much as we love her and we're proud of her when you're hiring you want someone who is not only qualified but also genuinely interested in doing the job that you are hiring for which is where zip recruiter comes in you guys if you're hiring, you want a candidate who's passionate about your role, but you can't get that insight from a resume unless you post your job on ZipRecruiter.

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12:52So let's talk Mother's Day, and let's talk Father's Day. Okay, well, I had a great Mother's Day. Just like a fabulous, very fun Mother's Day. And we did everything I wanted. And it started out, we went to the coffee shop, the four of us. And that was the best part of my day. Because I love the weekends when it's the four of us, and we're in no rush to do anything. We just all get our copies. Tate gets her fruit and we just like sit there and hang out. So we did that. And then we went and got my protein pancakes from the well. And then we came home for nap time and everyone fell asleep. And the house was just peaceful.

13:29It was so nice. And then we went to the mall because as we know, I wanted to buy my present IRL. And we just had a blast doing that. There's a new Cartier store here in Austin that opened up three days ago. We went in, we were a bowl and a china shop, our family. Rocky was, I think he threw up on me twice. And these, and I mentioned that the store is new because everything in there is new. And he just threw up right over my shoulder onto the chair. And I was like, Oh my God, are they going to kick us out? Tate, they had a coloring book. They have a Cartier coloring book. So she was able to color.

14:04We had a girl named Tiffany that works there. She's four kids. She said they, they do a test on the workers before you start. and they rank you from most patient to least patient. And of everyone in the store, she ranked the furthest on the scale of most patient. And she said she thinks it's because she has four kids. So she was like, I'm the perfect person for you guys to have. She took us to a back room. She was amazing. After like 10 minutes above her running around the store. I'm just imagining. It was out of a movie. They're like, these four come in and then we're going to send Tiffany over because she's the most patient.

14:40This guy had our number. He was like, okay, whenever Tiffany's free, you're right Jules it wasn't by accident and she took us to this back room she was like okay the room's available we can go back there now um Bubba was like you know wanted water and then they bring they bring out her water in a Cartier china glass and I was like oh she can't hold that and they're like that's all we have and I'm like okay well we'll work on it so it was just really fun but people on Instagram were really funny because they were like what were you wearing and I was like oh oh, I'm sorry, my prom dress doesn't fit right now.

15:11Like, I was just wearing the usual. And I don't think anybody in there cared what we wore. I don't know, we had a blast. They could have been nicer. It was out of a movie, the whole scene. It was mayhem. But I had a perfect Mother's Day, so thank you, H. What do you want to talk about for Father's Day? Do you want to hear my Father's Day request? Yeah, I think I know it. What is it? Do an activity. Do an event. Like, go to a concert. Nothing. 100%. That is my Father's Day request. Well, I'm not going to do nothing. No gift. 100 % no gift. Okay, and I'm definitely going to get you a gift. No, 100%.

15:47Please, please, please no gift. Okay. And then dinner at, I'd love to go get the burger at Jefferies for dinner. Okay. That's it. Jefferies is a nicer spot in Austin. So this is my question to you. Kids or no kids for that dinner? Kids. Yeah, they don't. That's the problem. that's the problem they don't want to go so let's do that other burger joint by our house that's more kid-friendly i just want a good burger and fries okay well we can make the burger and fries happen um what's what's the place by better half pool burger pool you know i would love pool burger father's day love it you meant hold out i meant hold up brewery but pool burger is where we would go because that to me is the best burger in austin yeah yeah not close so that's my request is is no no physical gift okay just wake up normal Sunday and then finish off the day with uh with a burger okay I think we're gonna do a little more than that but please don't please save your energy but it's fun for like I love Father's Day okay so as long as whatever you're doing is for you and not for me I'm good with it well it's for both of us but it's mainly for like what that feels like a pretzel put my brain in a pretzel well that feels like a good transition speaking of pretzels can we talk about dogs and strollers jules do you have a dog stroller no what's going on i'm seeing them everywhere yeah they're everywhere i'm seeing them everywhere what's the verdict on dogs and strollers i mean i'm not the first i'm not the dog owner to ask like i'm never putting my dog in a stroller have you are you been seeing these?

17:30I have. There's a lot of them in Austin. Yeah. Maybe because it's hot. Okay. Are we texting their paws? I'm asking. It's a question. I'm not judging yet. Yeah. I don't know. I mean, I think people are using them as carts like in the grocery store and maybe because it's hot. Like I can't walk Ginny for more than 10 minutes. Okay. So Austin is a dog stroller city because it gets so hot. But like, it's not that deep. Like we don't have to have our dogs in strollers. Well can't you put shoes on them? It's too like yes but it's like too hot for them to be outside for a super extended period of time.

18:05Does the stroller solve that though? Yeah you're in the shade Yeah I kind of get that. Okay I'm good with that. That's just my guess. I feel like I've been seeing them everywhere the past couple days. Well it's been really hot. What happens is I'm like walking by someone and I think they have a kid and I go to like look at to see how old the baby is and there's a little fluffer in there. So that's been happening to me too is if we have the stroller and then they have a stroller coming too it's very like how do we navigate two strollers you know i want to see your kid you probably want to see our kid then i'm like it's a chihuahua yeah no it's always a crusty little white dog which i can say because i have one yeah okay we won't say that but jules can say that i i'm so down for paw protection in the heat and that's great i'm good with strollers now speaking of four wheels what about the waymo recall what yeah they recalled like their entire fleet but they didn't recall the one i took yesterday so i'm not sure what's going on with that i see this i see waymo recalls entire u.s fleet entire u.s fleet how do they all drive within an hour of me reading that headline i uber uber prices were inflated it sent me the thing like do you want to wait i was like yeah done when they do a recall do they just tell all the waymos to go to the semi and then they loaded themselves on a truck and they all go back to the factory it's a very good question on an autonomous vehicle recall do you let them autonomously get to where they need to go or do you have them just pull over to the side of the road and have humans drive them in so i guess what happened is is a Waymo in San Antonio turned into an area that it shouldn't have and that forced it to get swept away in a river.

19:52Was somebody in the car? I don't know. I don't think anyone was in the car. The Waymos have been acting up lately. I've been seeing like a lot of Waymos, you know, in oncoming traffic. A lot of Waymos stuck in field. so I'm happy to see they did a recall, but getting swept away in a river. I wanted to ask Alex, how many Waymos do you think that there are in the U.S.? Great question, Jules. Oh, gosh. 2 ,700 came to mind. Oh, pretty good guess, actually. How many? 3 ,800. I just think we talk about them so much for them to only be 3 ,800 in the United States. I totally agree. But I think they're only in three or four cities.

20:36Yeah. So the Waymo recall, how did it work? Because this is what I asked Karrison the other day. Like, who washes the Waymos? And then where do they park overnight? Or do they ever park? I don't. Do they have a docking station? Yeah, I'm sure they do. Where is it? It's by my house. It's by Peace House. Oh, by Peace House. Okay. So they do have a Waymo docking station. Yeah. And so that is inherently, like when people get super nervous about job loss, and then the argument against all right the job loss of that comes with autonomous vehicles is through every major technical revolution more jobs are created than previously existed okay so starting with the horse and carriage the automobile to the computer internet so on and so forth it's like that's a great example of it it's like while you lose the drivers you then create an ecosystem of where all the vehicles park so there's the landowner of that then those vehicles need to be cleaned those vehicles need to be serviced and so on and so forth and there's somebody that's overseeing them right it's just more techie it's less manual labor and it's more somebody behind a screen right exactly so things ramp up on on the programming side but like you then have people who are working at at these at these storage locations to the HQs mm-hmm Okay.

22:04Not a lot of them. So, but. From what I'm learning, though, like, they don't have to just return to the facility to be fixed. It's over the air. So, they're doing, they're pushing software updates to them. Well, how would they need an engine change? For the software updates. Yeah, for an engine change, I'm sure they're going somewhere. But, like, we got these, there's the tech side, but there's also, like, these vehicles need to be cleaned. Correct. So, where are they getting cleaned? They're getting cleaned in a centralized location, and then you have a cleaning service that often will be created, dedicated for the Waymos.

22:40Yeah. Do they— Because Waymo doesn't want to deal with that themselves. Are they—they're electric? Yeah? I don't think so. I don't know. No, obviously the Tesla robotaxis are. What's a Waymo taking gas? No way. One sec. waymo's entire fleet is 100 electric they do not use gas okay so they go somewhere to charge i just didn't know jaguars had electric cars there's no way they were going to create an autonomous vehicle and then make it take gas that would be one step forward one step sideways so it's good that they they at least did that yep okay well there's our waymo chat um what are we talking about now probably you've got like this cut on your leg let's talk about ollie dog food because 91 of dog parents say their pup is an important member of the family and 40 would even save their dog over a human stranger so if that doesn't tell you that people are obsessed with their dogs then i don't know what does and if anyone gets being dog obsessed guess who it is it's ollie they're relentless about delivering the best food and experience for you and your dog and they give you a way to check in on their health over and over and over again.

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25:41Well, what I said in the video was, okay, I'm going to just do a summary here because one comment on the video was we expect forced sharing for kids, but we don't do it as adults. For example, if you were in the kitchen cutting up a cucumber, making dinner, and you were halfway through your cucumber and I came up and I was like, Hey, I need your knife right now. You'd be like, Oh, let me just finish chopping the cucumber. And then you can borrow the knife but then another adult in the room is like no give him the knife right now it's like okay so i give you the knife right that's how sharing forced sharing can feel for these kids and so one of the the number one thing that the comments was saying is say take turns instead of share because like tate knows what a waffle is because you say waffle she sees the waffle she tastes the waffle when you're like no share it's like abstract she doesn't know the she hasn't learned the word yet what does sharing mean yeah so a good way to do sharing is modeling sharing modeling taking turns between you and i like if we hand this coffee back and forth and we say take turns dada takes turns then mama takes turns and that way they know they're getting it back because it's one of those things like when you say it out loud obviously it makes so much sense but when you're in the thick of the day-to-day you you see how easy it is to miss miss the mark on guiding these things i i'd never heard of this concept of force sharing it um and it makes all the sense in the world why it's ineffective and why you don't see good reactions from from kids what think about this though really quick if you if you and i were out to eat and i wanted the pancakes and you wanted the steak and eggs and we were both like so happy with what we chose the equivalent of kids walking into a room and picking their toy and then halfway through the meal i'm just like give me your steak and eggs it's like well not right now are you gonna take a bite am i gonna get them back i do that sometimes i was gonna say that was sometimes when i'm pregnant i don't do it not pregnant i'm kidding but you're saying then that would be the waiter coming over and saying harrison you have to give alex your steak and eggs right now it's the adult that's coming in yeah the halfway through cutting the cucumber and asking for the knife was it was the scenario that that really really landed for me but then it's important to understand what happens to them they they it's not as simple for them it's not you saying hey give her your toys she's going to play with it and give it back to you they don't understand they're going to get it back yeah they're they become so sad and overwhelmed because it's telling them what you love playing with isn't safe with you it's going to go somewhere else and then that floods their system and then you're trying to explain to them no we share and we're not they don't they don't hear you they don't know what you're saying so it's ineffective so you just touched on something that i've actually learned to be a lot more applicable to the rest of parenting and that is if you want your child to do something there's no better way to get them to do it than doing it yourself okay so perfect example or do you want to go no you go perfect example brushing your teeth If I go into the bathroom and hand take a toothbrush and try and brush her teeth, there's going to be some element of friction.

29:07Versus if we go into the bathroom together with two toothbrushes and I put her toothbrush in front of her and just start brushing my teeth. 10 out of 10 times, she's picking up that toothbrush and brushing her teeth. And to the point, she won't brush her teeth until she gets the toothpaste. on it because she sees I get my own. She sees I'm putting the toothpaste on mine. So she requires it go on hers. And whether it's brushing your teeth or eating is like the exact same example. Right. Like when we sit down at that dinner table, if we want her to effectively eat, we need to take what's on the table and put it in front of her.

29:47When we give her something different that isn't on the table, it's just like, nah. So I do think there's the parallel there that you spoke to on the sharing front of the power of actually showing them and having us do the give and take there. Did that land? Yeah, it totally lands. And I think it's where they learn everything is from us. It's where she learns to put her purse on her arm and grab car keys and say bye. yeah like she you know they don't toddlers don't know how kids don't know how to chew and swallow and then they have to learn right like they don't know how to what they're not armed with anything other than literally sucking like that's what they come out of the womb and know how to do breathe and suck and it's it's it's the consistent reminder of why we need to be on top of our game and be our best selves because they're always always always watching it's but it's why you need to put your phone up in front of them it's why there's so many absolutely there's it's just like parenting is a full-time job and like this is an example of that but on the sharing front I do think it helps one thing with having two kids now is I want to be like armed with tools of how to best handle situations so I don't feel overwhelmed and on the sharing one we're lucky because Bubz is like at this point this can always flip sometimes she she does not want to share a toy I find 80 % of the time Bubz is giving away her toys and so I think we're lucky in that regard but I do think understanding what's happening inside their body when we're trying to get them to share is really helpful.

31:22And so do we have a good resource for this? I watched TikToks. I read a bunch on it. The other thing I read about was, what was the other video I made? Tantrums. I was going to say, have you read about the Hantavirus?

31:41How are these transitions, Jules? Cheesy. he's having fun but um bum have you read about it well i've i've watched tiktoks about it yeah what have you learned well it stems from rats rat poison rats rat poison i'm not familiar do you think that we are dealing with a covid 2.0 here i don't know the video i saw said no but they also told us covid wasn't going to be a thing i i don't think so but i think it's like well no never mind so here's the thing i'm i'm a little mixed on this because on one end i saw like the news bump and then it felt like it really faded but then i looked at the calci odds and calci is often where like a lot of the smart money is playing and they're saying there's a 20 chance that it's declared a public health emergency which makes me think like that that's a lot higher than I thought.

32:42Now, obviously, the connect between it being a public health emergency and reaching that next level of scale is there still is a pretty big jump that needs to happen. Just more serious than I would have thought. I just can't handle another COVID. Like, two in one lifetime? That's crazy. I don't think that this country would... There's a very large percentage of this country that would not handle or would not accept another COVID. And so, let's hope that that is not the path we go down. I just think people would have a lot more opinions this round. They would do things a lot differently, and I think it would be 20 times worse.

33:19I think there were a lot of opinions last time. I think that there'd be a... But we had never done it before last time. There'd probably be some more action. But now, if you go through one pandemic, you know, you've got, like, your pandemic badge, and so then you think you know something round two, and I just think that would be bad. Yeah, I'm looking at the replies to this Kelsey tweet. What is Kelsey? Season two is, what's Calci? Oh, come on. This is your betting thing? This is Calci's, the prediction market. So anytime like there's something noteworthy going on in news, politics, pop culture, there's a Calci market for it.

33:57And that market is tipping often to what the smart people know. So if you see the odds of something happening are 90%, a lot of smart people think that's going to happen. If you, for whatever reason, are in the know or believe firmly on the other side and there's a 10 % chance that it's underwriting a 10 % chance of it happening, then that's a great bet for you to make. Great payoff. Okay, but let me ask you this. You bet real money? Yeah. And so what's the end date on this becoming a global health crisis? Like, when do they get their money? It's this year. So basically the way that works is if a public health emergency is announced, then you get paid the money.

34:47Or on Jan 1st when the clock, or Jan 31st when the clock strikes, December 31st, when the clock strikes midnight, you get paid out. and what if they declare it a health emergency and then like nothing really happens from it doesn't matter doesn't matter and i learned that the hard way remember yeah because what did i bet on that i lost on tiktok i bet on the tiktok ban but big on the tiktok ban lost on the tiktok ban yeah because they did they did they technically banned it now a few different things we can talk about right now do you want to talk about this tweet yeah i think we should talk about it okay because we're sitting at 1.1 million views on the tweet.

35:32Explain the tweet. I'm going to read the tweet. We're going to put the photo up. In Austin, I noticed a new omnipresent look among the men. Baseball hat with salad coming out the back. Heavy scrap, no tan, white muscle shirt, under plaid, button down. Jack Donahue slash MLB slash white construction worker chic. Sudden, identical, and everywhere. Stefford Rose. And what do we have? A picture of yours truly. Yeah. So what's our takeaway? What do the comments say? What do the comments say? The most viewed reply with 23 ,000 views is look at these chill dudes looking casual and chill. Fucking assholes.

36:20and then it's this image of this guy scrunched over sitting there saying i loathe every person i see on the street look at that stupid asshole and then it's just like a normal dude now what i'll say on that is in my defense i'm wearing a fucking t-shirt and a hat like i'm not wearing a plaid button up my friend beside me also wearing a t-shirt and a hat and uh and then one of the three is wearing a uh a button-up very very sharp button-up i think it's a t-shirt and the hat this the takeaway of it at least for me is this is very much yelling at clouds but they're all saying that they're admitting that in the comments um and then this guy he replied to that person saying literal footage of what happened here um this look has been around forever two guys in a t-shirt and one guy in a plaid shirt the only thing that longish hair in the back comes and goes scruff comes and goes go to us and look around tell me i'm wrong um morgan wall and core not even he's too clean this is like steroids construction worker so i don't it's it's surprising how much of a reaction it it it sparked all with guys i would have been offended no tan that would offend me personally i agree jules yeah i also look pretty tan in the photo you do um yeah i i don't have much much beyond that other than it feels like a yelling at clouds moment like it's three guys in in a t-shirt and the other thing like the lettuce okay the salad as he calls it like this is let's give the hockey hair credit where where credits do so salads what the is the stuff coming out the back?

38:13Yeah. Oh, I love your hair. Darn. So I was, I was going to go short, but I feel like now I can't cut my hair short. Okay. It looks like we are losing Alex. And so Jules, you and I going to finish this bad boy off if that's cool with you. What carby comfort food do you miss? Because they don't meet your macros. Think anything with bread, think French toast, even sandwiches, wraps, pasta. Well, enter hero bread. You guys, you'll never know from the taste that it is zero to five net carbs and 11 to 32 grams of fiber from the texture. I promise you this stuff is so good. You get the soft, fluffy experience, you know, and love whether you're packing fresh wraps for everyday lunches or toasting up to 19 grams of protein in a breakfast bagel.