Friday Club | Coconut Drop

0:05Hey, hey, it's the Friday Club. The weekend's here, get in that pub. It's Friday Club. Bing, bang, bosh. With all of your favourites from under the cuss. So if you want to share a story or relive a form of glory, butter the wheat or clapping them cheeks, maybe you got caught by the mother-in-law having a wank. It's all here on the Friday Club. It's all here on Friday Club

1:00what's going on down there while they're fighting over a towel? It'd be like being Red Pool in Benidorm. I fucking had that first. Some Germans moving your towel. Yeah. Yeah, well, just farcical on it. Jason, after the sub-keeper to get the towel back. The worst thing about it was it was the ball boys. But the players were involved as well. The ball boys, just fucking put the ball on. That's your job, dickhead. Collect a ball and pass it to somebody else. is being at a game like that where there's so much going off. You know, when you watch it on TV, you've got the commentary or showing the VAR and the replays back.

1:37I was just like, what the fuck's going on here? It was almost like you were watching it for the first time when you watched it afterwards. Yeah. And I honestly thought he'd missed that penalty on purpose. Of course he did. But I mean, at the time, I thought it was like a Leeds Villa situation, you know, in the let them score. What's happened is, Blado main man's come down from AFCON Said to Sadio Mane And the Moroccan captain Look We'll give you both A fucking fair few quid Just shoot the lads out And then you take it Miss it And then everything will be calm then What happens after that happens?

2:13We'll crack on again Because it weren't going to get The game weren't going to carry on, was it? It didn't look like it Would you go back to Morocco? No Not for a fucking gold pig we saw a couple of them in that sauna didn't we the massage pigs you know you said wherever he's gone oh just so be pig if anybody's watched the video it's worth it just to see jonathan a bath you look so content didn't you but like your your two guys and matters like you they were doing the exactly same thing as eunice but quietly eunice would not shut his fucking mouth right but i couldn't hear him i think it's because he could speak english and i was couldn't speak english eunice could only just speak english but like he's talking to me in this obviously english slash french accent and there's water getting chucked about so i can't really hear him.

3:11He's scrubbing, so I've got that noise in my ear as well. I couldn't hear what he was saying. If you've not seen it, we have a Moroccan bath. So it's basically a man washing you, just to put it into context. Man had a rachel on him, you know, by the way. Did he? I could feel it on my shoulder when he was polishing my head. Did he get you going? The only thing I could feel was Eunice's dab on my back. You know, that came with the story on here with the the gay was took his corset off and slapped him on top of here job of the yacht for about 20 minutes with Eunice's fucking gut on me back the noises he was making as well just be quiet Eunice please oh can we talk about Rocklands were unbelievable all weekend we never met a bad Moroccan no I saw friendly hospitality helpful Marty and Chris walking into the ground through the ticket scanner thing, surrounded by Senegalese.

4:13The next thing, Matty gets a notification, your wallet is no longer in your pocket. They were making some noises and I want them to be on the couch. Yeah, they knew what they were doing. Did you know that there was something going on? The guy at the front just kept stopping and slowing down. We were in a crowd trying to get to the first ticket scan. So it was tight, shoulder to shoulder. And they kind of pincer moved us. they were in an arch around us and I thought there's something going on here because he kept so I took a sidestep and then I could see Matty in the middle of them and they were right round like let's get out of this and sure enough ping ping yeah because Matty had a chip thing in his wallet that linked to the phone I mean credit where credit's due good work light fingers getting into a cargo pocket still a bit raw for jokes Matty or is it okay

5:09the thing is they were worried obviously you got your cards in ain't you but there weren't great reception around the ground to go on internet to try and cancel cards and block cards and all this sort of stuff and we fucking missed the closing ceremony yeah yeah fuming were you just put it in your pants or something if you have to by the way how was your mate getting on one week later who your mate on his weight lost journey? Oh, he put it in Monday. Yeah, he's still doing alright, I think. Jabba the hut. What measurement is he up to? He's around 31 pounds down. So is he at the phase where he started to start feeling himself in clobber?

5:54He's not quite at that stage just yet, I don't think. It'll come. Yeah, it'll not be long until he's looking like a young let me think, Freddie Mercury in the Wranglers. The issue is he's probably going to start wearing clothes that were in the last time he fit in them, which was probably 10 years ago. Yeah, because he's not a big shopper. He's not a big shopper. If he sticks them on, he's going to look stupid. What, Fred?

6:23What?

6:30I've done.

6:35i know you didn't ask but you want to hear about oh i'm getting on in my fish era oh well we just i thought we were all about me mate still go on oh yeah the fish fish spunk thriving yeah all that gear you can't feel stuff moving about under can you no but just that um serum and that's good isn't it yeah you look good i know can you feel it you will start seeing results so how long surely i don't know i'll just spend how many times you go it's surely the next dose yeah there were a few comments you know on that video i did on playing you know what chris said you needed a good iron that's what that's what a good iron that's what cemented me decision i thought i looked tired i looked old to be fair i'm getting booked in for the salmon i'm uh my mum said that

7:31that's cutting that from your own mother no not about me about him oh she's like me as well she's one of our favourites she just went oh he's looking old Chris isn't he I went I can't fucking tell him that mum what you haven't done now I'm pleased you've told us in private in the car or somewhere and not on the national podcast but have you actually have you felt it there's not wrong with these jeans oh yeah they're lovely have you felt it tighten up or anything no I don't actually know what the end result's meant to be what it's meant to feel like or look like right but I've had a few nice compliments do I think it's working just that look fresh yeah do I look fresh yeah if I have a shave and that do me there yeah yeah because you don't don't go too far oh no you know you just look shocked all the time now that's Botox I know but I don't know what this what's that what's that look like that Andrew Lowebber yeah there's that emoji with big eyes no matter what no matter what anybody said to you there's something i've just loved your dog i don't know what the outcome of this the spunk is i don't i think that's why i'm enjoying it i just don't know what to expect have you had your second no oh it's just one no way that's just one a wise man once told us that your face is your autobiography so I've stuck with us ever since I know the same wise man he talks some fucking shit he's a right wanker isn't he wankers right but no well we hope it keeps on oh my mate and you it's like a new thing to this podcast isn't it what's happening with you what do we know I've stolen my serum I've not had a pint yet I went to zero the other day I quite enjoyed I had one Yeah you don't need the calories Chris It tastes the same Not quite Didn't quite hit the spot But it was Like I've said My favourite pints Friday afternoon Pints of Guinness I've thought about doing Feb as well you know I just had one What?

9:40I thought about doing Feb as well We've got live shows Chris Fuck off man What about last week in coconut travel Oh no then It was bad So we went to Coconut Travel This is actually at Brownie's mum works On his way up to North East last week Sounds like it's fresh out of a sitcom Like a sitcom around a travel agent Coconut Travel So it's Brownie's mum's birthday So he says I'll go and see my mum And I'll give you a card and a present and that On the way up Like yeah no bother So he gets about 10 minutes from Coconut Travel well, they're going to have a toilet, aren't they? So I'm thinking I need a batch, right?

10:26Yeah. He's like, yeah, but I'm thinking, depending on how big the travel agency is, the seat, there's a good chance that smell might come back through. Yeah. And what are you talking, like three or four ladies? Three ladies, my mum and two work friends. So I went into coconut travel. This sounds like an advert for them, doesn't it? Went in, obviously set it up to Mrs. Brown and the two colleagues and I'm like would you like a coffee or like yeah please definitely gonna need it was like a coffee and like yeah oh you haven't got a toilet have you yeah just through here follow me so she's gone in she's clicked the kettle and the toilet door is a yard and a half away from the kettle so she could be making this brew while you're so she's making bruise while I'm in.

11:13So I've gone in, I've obviously got, sat down, so apparently on these jabs and that, well, I might as well. Oh dear, oh dear. I might as well just come out, it's me. It's me. No, it's me. I'm, I'm, I'm. The big room, it's me, it's me. I can't keep it up any longer. Well, I'm proper. I'm proper shitting now. Like solid, proper, yeah. Good gear. Proper firm shits. But it don't come out straight away like it used to do. So I've sat down and I've had to have a bit of a push. And are we talking early before it's ready to like, are you getting some of them like? Oh, no, no, no, no noise wind. But I'm sat on the toilet probably 30 seconds, 45 seconds before I've actually started batching.

12:07Right? so now time's got in my head hasn't it and I'm going to interrupt you there he's developed a conscience out of nowhere right because old John wouldn't give a fuck would he everybody shites did you take a brochure in with you that would have been a good shout that wouldn't it I could have got away with another five minutes so I've had a push and I'm obviously time conscious now I'm thinking they're going to know out there that I'm having a shit right like the the girls are having champagne and that for my mom's birthday he's just gonna have your birthday mrs brown excuse me have you got a toilet and it was like an awkward silence so i dropped the first battalion right and i'm thinking i'm maybe only 70 percent 70 did it go with a plop that that worked no that i'm thinking more time than anything right yeah but when you first went initially you were worried about audio did you cough no tap on tap on no no no tap on but there is there is there is i did use noise right what do you mean you use i'll tell you when i finish so i'm probably 70 percent done but i've been in there two or three minutes now so i'm saying they're probably going to know i've had a batch but i'm still time conscious so I thought right that's enough right so I've got up wiped wash me hands and then when I've looked back in the lab debris oh every splatter so as I've looked at the back of the toilet for the toilet brush I've seen spray you know scented air freshener spray so I thought right sound but then I thought if I press this hair this spray she's gonna be at coffee machine knowing that I've sprayed because I've had a batch.

14:00So much paranoia going on. And at the minute... Doesn't suit them, does it? And at the minute, they think I've had a batch, but they're not 100 % sure. And this is just going to confirm. Right? The side effects of these jobs are overthinking. If you spray, she's going to know I've batched. Guaranteed 100%. We all shit, John. I know. But I've only known her for 13 seconds. So I thought she's going to be other side of the door making a coffee. So I've gone and dryer. So I've stretched our hand dryer with one hand, put the hand dryer on, stretched over to the toilet and sprayed. So I've got away with that, haven't I?

14:38She's not heard the spray, she's just heard the hand dryer. So I'm like, perfect. But then I've got... So then I've gone toilet brush, out, clean up, but then obviously you've got to clean the toilet brush, haven't you? So I've got to double flush. Oh, no! So I've done the toilet brush. Not the double flush. I've done the toilet brush, but then to clean the toilet brush, I've all flushed again. Enough. So basically, I might as well just walk out and say, I've just been in for a shit. What's it like in Africa this time of year? I will try their best not for anybody to know that I'd had a shit, but obviously they're all going to know now, aren't they?

15:16While he's in there, I mean, I couldn't speak to my mum really because she was with two customers. And they looked like the deal was close. Finish line. So we just spoke and they're on about, Morocco so I was it and I was like trying to be diplomatic do you know what I wouldn't go back it was it's you know the game was good and the people were lovely but it wasn't great so then he's done the double flush hand dryer spray job come out you and how did you find Morocco John absolutely shite I would disgusting would never go back would not recommend the place don't tell me so then I'm like I've seen me mum I'll call her my eyes stand up and say thank you for booking and this and that and then she's just looked at me dead in the eye and went these have just booked for Morocco

16:12I swear to god you almost cost her two weeks all inclusive you could write it man have you ever seen two lads try to backtrack yeah but you know we were in the wrong part yeah we were in the wrong part it was unbelievable yeah so I've come out of the toilet what did you think to Morocco John absolute shithole and they signed at this point with the ink dry yeah but I mean it wasn't Priam's yes we'll take it no no no but it was more the awkwardness of slagging the place off yeah but I'm sure there's some lovely there's some lovely places we went proper authentic into the old town windy streets if anybody's been to Rabat you'll know what we're talking about when Janet said they're booking to go to Morocco I was like yeah yeah no they really are John alright yeah no they really are see I always thought if I go somewhere I like to see the real bit and you know I've always thought I'd like to be in one of these you know authentic African markets where it's all going on hustle and bustle the smells and that's where we were right bang in the middle of that weren't we but five minutes after seeing a cow's head boiling in the street that's fair enough Chris I'll go where's Tesco I wouldn't get my lunch from there wouldn't get a meal deal Chris that's fair enough that you want to do that I don't want to do that that I was forced to do that because you wanted to do it, weren't you?

17:49No, we wanted to experience the real rabat. The lack of privacy in the toilets was astounding, really. Yeah. I had to watch you have a shite every morning. We put it on Patreon, that photo, eh? Yeah. There's no chance of it. It's just completely pointless. Can you imagine if you were away with your missus, you know, in its early stages of a relationship? Yeah. You know, basically, the wall and the door for the toilet, the bathroom, was glass. well to be fair so if you were going better than in a relationship and you took a bird the I think it'd be end of relationship anyway wouldn't it your ex-partners probably yeah I would just make more strip folk time with you but would you still go for hand dryer and spray even though you'd be in a glass bathroom alright I'm going in lads hi lads long time listener first time writer please keep me anonymous because this one still stings and I don't need it circling back.

18:53I've changed names to protect others. Tuesday the 14th of February 2006. Valentine's Day. Yeah, of course. The day my heart was broken and my life quietly went off the rails. At the time I was dating a girl called Sam Handwich. Yorkshire lass, pint drinker. I met her over the tinternet. We'd been together just over a year and everything was flying. Talks of kids, houses, the future. All that grown up stuff. She was lovely, sweet, polite, but a wooden mount. The sort of girl your mum would instantly trust. Behind closed doors though, she was an entirely different proposition. Absolutely filthy and private.

19:45second date in and she pulled it out and stuck it up a Gary

19:56I'm not surprised you're talking about kids and houses lick my balloon knot lick my what? balloon knot Chris my god she was a professional every time we met she left me with nothing in the tank. Proper intense. A solid eight all day long. She was over six foot, size 10 plates of meat, broad, confident, carried herself like she owned the room. Great rack, great up front, almost Alan Shearer territory. So Valentine's Day comes round and she comes down to London. But she brings her mate Carla Ram because she set her up in a blind date with my pal, you go ahead. we meet up have a few drinks and get some food in all is going well you go ahead and carla arm are cracking on nicely loads of eye contact laughing leaning in i'm thinking this has actually worked out a treat everyone's had a few by now and because i'm a milwall fan with more confidence than sense i suggest we go to the game that evening that's spontaneous yeah sam handwich doesn't hesitate yeah go on then she says let's go we get to the ground early tickets no problem the beers are flowing sam's behaving herself at first new surroundings she's probably pacing it a little bit we take our seats proper den atmosphere singing shouting everybody involved sam handwich somehow sneaks a full pint in past the stewards by putting it in her breast she's a winner absolute world class he says I still tip my hat to her for that what a girl she finishes the pint that's when the switch flips the game's getting feisty one of the opposition players is getting dogs abuse from the crowd proper treatment he drifts over near our end the man in front shouts I've seen double decker buses turn round in an alleyway quicker than you the player laughs and winks Sam, meanwhile, gets it instantly moist and says, he's just winked at me and wants some of Mumma.

22:14Mumma. Fuming, I decide to join in and shout, you big fat northern cunt. Or the player. I'm guessing the player. I bet he's got a small cock, I said to my future wife. Sam Handwich spins on me, eyes lit up and shouts back, loud as anything. He might have a small cock, but he's got a big arse to bang it in with. More than you've got, you fucking southern softie. Oh! God, it's called a riff, isn't it? It's like, it's drink talk and this, and they're obviously steaming. Then, she stands up and walks off. Just disappeared. You go ahead, panics and runs after her, leaving me sat there with Carla Rahm.

22:58I'm absolutely stunned. Valentine's Day. Love of my life's just publicly ended me and disappeared with me best mate i look at carla arm hoping for some shared moment of disbelief instead she grabs me hand i'm like fuck now i'm in here yeah it's definitely the drink in it and then she throws up oh puddle deep straight in me lap the looks i get from the millwall faithful are something else like i've personally offended everybody in the stand. I pick Carla up and head upstairs to face the music. That's why I find Sam and you go ahead. Now, fully aligned. Speaking the same language, the same tone.

23:43He's sympathising with her, explaining how I was insensitive, how my comment was a dick at her being Northern. I didn't think of that. Yeah, I didn't see it going back with the Southern thing, ain't she? Sam then rips me a new one, standing over me like Ivan Drago, when he fought Rocky, poking me in the chest, calling me all the names under the sun. Sam boots open the fire exit and storms out the ground. Carla is now being sick everywhere, and I say to me mate, you go, look after Carla while I return to the stand to get Carla's jacking and bag that she's left behind. I ride back in me seat, 78 minutes on the clock, and the said player scores.

24:25I'm not a fighting man just 5 foot 5 and one stone wet how I never went full Millwall turnout and fly kicked the man in question who I've come to love through this pod I don't know that player was Sir John Parkin shut up Millwall versus a whole city you ruined my Valentine's Day and you probably ruined my life

24:56remember it no I remember playing at Millwall I was planning on proposing that night fuck off no it wasn't engagement ring was in my pocket cost me£60 from Argos missed the cut off for a refund Sam Handwich was never to be seen again and for the record and I want this to stay on record I never meant what I shouted I'm sure you've got a massive cock and Sam Handwich Sugar Tits aka Bunny Honey Bunny Honey if you're listening I'm sorry I always will be So I scored on that night did I? You must have done yeah We'll have to do a search dictionary corner I'd like to confirm a couple of things Valentine's Day as well I'd like to confirm I can remember playing at Hall on a Tuesday Stoke on a Tuesday fucking hell on my own Millwall Millwall on a Tuesday night I can't remember scoring but anyway I confirm a couple of things I have got a big ass to smash it in with and it's not the best penis in the world short changed alright Chris I'm sure I would give it my own description I literally knew to fucking carry on 14th of Feb 2006 did you say?

26:10let me just check this 2006 John Parkin 78th minute goal fuck off there she is that is unbelievable there's a red card as well for Paul Robinson 36 minutes that's outrageous incredible in it I tell you what he's five foot five and she's over six foot built like a brick shithouse I know but she's licking the hoop in she yeah she's she's guiding it in as well she sounds like she sounds like we're married material take any shit sounds like she wouldn't take any any shit whatsoever no I think it's the northern comment that's got her Do you think? Yeah. So there must have been a long-distance relationship then.

26:56What ground were that at? They were together a year, John. Well, it wasn't my fault, just doing my job. It wasn't my fault. It wasn't my fault. You were too busy flicking and that. You're winking at her in crowd, shaking your ass. I did used to do that, though. You know, like somebody who's abusers, just like smiling, giving a little wink and stuff like that. What ground were that at? The den. The den. What, at the old den? I thought I played there. Yeah. Yeah, schooled there, John. Yeah. Well, that's incredible, isn't it? Yeah, really sorry if everything didn't work out for you. If a woman is, like, filthy, filthy, do you think it's a red flag for a long-term relationship?

27:33No. Long distance as well? No, not at all. No. Lady on the streets, tramp between the sheets. Yeah. Have you just made that up? That is genius. That's an old fable, that. I'd like to say that I made it up, but no. So it's not a red flag for you then? If she just chucks it up her arse? From my limited experience, I've always thought if they're like filthy, filthy, generally. They've had some cock. No, well, there's that and can be a bit... Fruit loops. It's a polite way. Yeah, fruit loops. I can't remember if we're going overall ground here, but what's more of a red flag to you is if she's a burst couch and you don't like having sex with her, or if she's filthy?

28:15I think that's two equal flags. Filthy's horrible. Can we... I mean, if you've got a better word. Adventurous. Yeah. But that sounds too clean. We need a hybrid. Yeah. Well-trodden. Rude. Just rude. Yeah, filth. Filth. You know, I've ruled filthy out, Chris. Rude. That sounds too soft as well. I think filthy describes exactly what we mean. Why don't we just say she's really good at the sex? Yeah. but no there's difference between being really good at sex and tricking up my ass I don't think she asked I think she just yeah she just put it in go on man what's the biggest what's the more of a red flag do you not do you not would you not agree with that because I'm only talking from my experience I don't no it wouldn't be a red flag for me in the filthy they're generally they're going to be hard work it's an hard one what keeping up high maintenance just because they're like a willy up them that's what I'm saying just that's my experience you're around at a body game aren't you no I'm not I'm sticking up for them if they're filthy if that's the word we're going to use generally in other aspects of the relationship they're going to be hard work do you think so like I said it's just my experience but I'm not the most experienced I think you're tarnishing too many people with one brush I'm sorry all you ladies all you filthy filthy ladies that've got a heart of gold Yeah, I'm sure there's some, like you said, John, ladies on the streets, tramp between the sheets.

29:52I mean, tramps are bad in it, isn't it? Yeah. Can I go in? Go on. What to do with a hippo crocker pig? What? A hippo crocker pig. Blah, blah, blah. We're going straight in with an explanation. In case you're unaware, a hippo crocker pig is a derogatory term for a person who resembles a cross between a hippo, a crocodile and a pig. Oh. So, in short, a two o 'clocker. Nightclub is toughing out and you're picking up the scraps. He's gone with an explanation of an explanation of an explanation there. Digging a bigger hole from somewhere. Yeah, I'd say it's going to be hard to get out. Anyway, many, many years ago, I was about 20 and had a job with a sign writing company.

30:39I also used to use the same taxi firm for many journeys. The girl on the phone, brackets, Sandra, there is a name here but I don't know if it's supposed to stay in, sounded gorgeous. Always flirty, always very accommodating when it came to getting taxis to and from town. She knew who I worked for as I used the company account to get preferential rates, even if it was for personal trips. She asked me one day, do you want a meet for a drink? Two, right, I do, Sandra. I'll call and pick you up and we'll go on a date. Well, I turned up in the van so she knew it was me. And I saw it. Oh, come on. Through the window.

31:25A monster. I can't just drive off. She's seen the van. You can. So I thought, fuck it. In for a penny. She opened the door and it was worse than I thought. A full-blown hippo crocker pig. And that's where the email finishes. not an incredible story but it just got me thinking are there certain vocations that you may be hesitating dating because i'm sorry none steve but lady who does the calls at a taxi place is one that i'd probably avoid have you ever sounded a an attractive sounding one no they usually are oh yeah got a fag on jolly road three o 'clock no worries just going round your corner now I once I once met a a debt collector see a debt collector I'm imagining a big piece of kit yeah strong girl but yeah a debt collector you get chatting to a girl in a bar you ask what she does are any of these going to be red flags put you off I've got an OnlyFans page yes out out out well maybe have a bit bit of fun it's second day you're thinking it might go further been stripper been been club rap been in she's a social media influencer been mmm think about when you're going for their meals Chris and she's like just take videos then no damn quite angle right angle taken over MP Bin Bin And you've got to think about You know Vocations where they're Like all shagging each other Mmm What like What we've heard on here Police woman Police Teacher Teacher We're ruling a lot out here Yeah What about Casting a small A small net in a small pond At the minute lads Doctors and nurses A hostess No Bin Bin They're shagging all over Place Oh Syria They're shagging in Syria And everywhere Come back with fucking What about we did theory?

33:39There are certain vocations that, I mean, I'm being very stereotypical here, but you can't imagine them being that attractive. If you're over 22 and working in a chippy, would that be very presumptuous of me? Yeah, maybe, Chris. I think you're offending a lot of people today. Yeah, well, you could say that about a female taxi driver. Never seen a pretty female taxi driver, have you? Yeah. No. Hairdresser? Yeah, sound with that. Yeah. Yappy. Yappy. Maybe a mute one. A deaf mute one. Really pretty but just can't speak. But not bad at cutting hair. Military. Oh, see this is a great idea because there's a lot of cock flying about in there.

34:20I don't care, Jath. I quite like a military lady. Uniform and that. But what about when she's away for six months? That's what I mean. There's a lot of cock flying about. Yeah. If you're going to go out with her and she's in the military, she's going to be pretty, isn't she? she could have the pick of any sergeant colonel what are the ranks is the captains she might be sleeping away at the top Chris behind your Caroline Flark they're away for six months they're all horny as well get her in the bin Chris she's coming home and the top shag is them Syrians as we know even if you are over enemy lines this is a genuine one what would you like what would be the best job in terms of getting something that works for you in return.

35:08I'm going to use accountant, so you can do your books. Yes. That kind of. Chef. Cook. Yeah. Pilot. Just nip us to Ibiza, please. All right, I'll drop you off. No bother. It's not like she's, you couldn't take me to a club, could you, love? Yeah, no bother. About four o 'clock. Just count the flight store. Yeah. Any chance you can just nip us to Ibiza with lads? Yeah, I'd get in. Jump in. Jump in. Yeah, no bother. there's got to be a world class one I think Doctor's not far off you know you could do the chiropodist I could you had one at one point did I? yeah

35:53that says everything that there's a 30 second thinking spell so speaking of red what about on the train we're in London at the minute on the way down so we're in separate seats he ends up sat next to a female lovely lady we had a good chat with her what age? she was 31 straight away I've lost him not being creepy or anything just conversation she was a lovely looking lady with a very nice personality but the point I'm getting at is that after small talk what do you do What did she do? This is actually quite interesting. She works with opera singers. There's a direct link between learning to sing and control your breathing and stuff to long COVID.