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29:26I don't know, but cut that bit out about sitting on your face. Sit on my face. What, I think I would just... Sit on my face. I think I'd just go... I don't think you need to say it. I think you just need to... I know you don't. You don't need to say it, but I was just wondering, if you had to, what would you say? I think I'd go open your legs. Open your legs. What does it... I mean, that made me cringe a bit, what she said. All's I want for dinner is you. Yeah, I'm not into that stuff. What do you want for your dinner, love? All's I want is you. I'm going to lick your gash like a kitten with a bowl of cream.

30:03it's hard to make it an erotic yeah euphemism yeah that's why I just think understated open your legs on a percentage of times you make love how many times do you have oral sex before making 33 % yeah 33.33 yeah yeah I think I would yeah there was a time you know like is that both ends I think received I would like more of a 66 % you've always been a selfish lover haven't you I'm not disclosing my sex life I just what I would like so if you're listening what about you get not in these days are you do you still partake in the old 69 my favourite number yeah if we are the 33 goes up to a 99 are you not every now and again but oh I love it me do you know what I don't like I'm not as fond of a blowjob upside down it's too sensitive I don't know what you're saying but see I I think the if you win percentage wise 99 % of the time if a 69 is taking place I'll be on bottom oh yeah yeah Well, you've just seen that one upside down.

31:32Yeah, but it's... No, but the head... Come on, John. Well, just change your pillars on bed. Oh, because she's that way. Her head's the other way, isn't she? You can't do it any other way. Oh, right. Yeah, I get what you're saying now. I thought you meant you were on top of it. I think the positives outweigh the negatives on that, though, because I do know what you mean. Just feels that little bit, ooh, a bit spicy. Yeah. this one less of a would you rather and more of a would you risk it we've got a lad at work mid 20s who will throw random questions out in the office this can be anything from who your five dinner party guests would be to what is the biggest animal you think you could beat in a fight FYI I reckon I could take a giraffe quick two foot to tackle to those peaty crouch legs and the fuck was going down like the twin towers a quick headlock after an ouch spindle legs will be tapping out in no time.

32:30Speak about that for a minute. Biggest animal. Biggest animal you could take out. Can you choose the venue? If you want. Blue whale. Hot beach. I was going to say, give us a venue then. Could you fight a horse? No. Strong as fuck, aren't they? I know, but I think you could. I think like one of them. What, a sly punch? From behind? No, what's that? A hook. I think a hook to the side. Nah, but then... I think it's also just getting the old... Yeah. And then stamping on you. Yeah, I don't reckon you're taking that. I think... That's not a bad shout, to be fair. I think you struggle with a Rottweiler.

33:12An Alsatian. What's massive and soft? Panda. Not that big, though. What a panda? No, that's a baby panda. A natural panda is a big piece of kit I'm just trying to think of an everyday animal Like we see Will we branch out our chances against a sheep? A deer? No, I think a sheep I could take a sheep I'm telling you I can fucking take a sheep I'm telling you a sheep is bucking If it catches you with them oofs Yeah, but if you get on top of it Oh, Ray I'll tell you what then Ray, let's have a bit of sheep wrestling I'm telling you you couldn't take a sheep now Nah, once he's down, John The ground and pound I'm telling you, you could not take a sheep out.

33:53You've got to think about energy levels as well. I reckon I could take a cow out. They're dorsal, aren't they? The big pieces of cat. Shot tactics. Headlock. I think this is one of the most ridiculous things I've ever spoke about. You can't take a sheep down. I'm telling you, you're not taking a fucking sheep down. I would kick the shit out of a sheep and a cow. Nah, too far cow. No chance. Sheep's only that big, John. Right, then. Next time we're driving over at Tops, we'll get off at 22. We'll go up Saddleworth. I bet you'll catch a sheep and get it in your boot. No. You don't have to catch it.

34:30You don't have to kidnap it. You've just got to twat it. Just hit it once. You can hit any animal once, can't you? If it's just stood there. Beat it in a fight. I'm telling you, you couldn't beat a sheep in a fight. Well, I can't understand why you think you couldn't beat a sheep. are you thinking you're in a ring you're in a mesh fence ring so are you thinking they're too quick and you won't catch it or something no in a small ring you couldn't beat you couldn't beat a sheet why you'll start fucking bucking out and kicking out how are you going to grab it then when you grapple it and get it on deck oh my god who are we talking to are you fucking giant ace ducks what about like a kick kung fu kick you'll kick kung fu kick a sheet yeah I'm telling you it's not going down What?

35:20You won't kick it stung. Have you got the right animal here? Yeah. Big fluffy thing. I think you're actually fucking trying to wind me up here, aren't you? You don't think you could take a sheep? No. I honestly fancy my chances with a cow. Nah, you're just fucking ridiculous. What are you going to do? They're just big. Yeah. If it sits on you, you're fucked, aren't you? You're dead. Nah, I can take a cow. A bit of training. right? Oh, I've seen it online. Cow training. Cow fighting training. I've seen Yellowstone. £60 an hour. I can't believe you couldn't fill a sheep in. Well, I'll tell you what then.

36:00Soft cunt is for you. If I can... Absolute pussy. If I can source a sheep, if I can source a sheep, will you have a rest for me? Mint. Yeah. 100%. Right, sound. I'll get one at wedding. We're doing a sheep face. Could it be plus one? It ain't got a Mrs. Sheep, has it? If it's got a Mr. Sheep, she can't come. Yeah, John, come on, man. You can fill a sheep in. All right. So, I'm thinking maybe a ferret. What? Bite ferrets, you know. I know, yeah. How big are they? Oh, ferret. Oh. I'm that big. If a ferret latches on, you're in fucking bother. Yeah. What about one punch not? Stun it. Yeah. You say, note a horse and note a sheep.

36:42I can't believe you. Yeah. He said some silly things in his time, hadn't he? I didn't even finish his fucking email, yeah. I'm just going to see how much it is to buy a live sheep.

36:54Better, mate, I'm going to finish you with it. The price of a live sheep varies widely, but prices typically range from about$45 to$50 for an orphan lamb to$129 to$250 for a cull-ewe or breed. you not a breeding one because it would be feisty wouldn't it which is the hardest the breeding one just a fluffy one we're on cue you right will the jumper one so it's only going to cost me 250 quid I'll chip in fight to the death it's going to cost me 250 quid to prove to you how fucking utterly ridiculous you've been right well it's going to cost me 500 in it because if you killed first this is going to be dead isn't it when he fights it Come on, what are we saying?

37:48Well, I'm going horse, but... Small dog, cat. Come on, John. You're a 20-stone man.

37:58Well. Realistic, then. You think sheep's realistic? I think sheep's realistic. I think horse is doable. Doable. Well, I ain't going to answer for you. Are you thinking like Pomeranian? That kind of size. I reckon I could not fuck out of our purse.

38:19Skybet celebrates true football fans, those who follow the team through rain, sleet, snow, shine, home and away, and they're looking for listeners who have gone above and beyond. There'd be hundreds out there, thousands out there, wouldn't there? You know, like lads who have gone every away game for so many or never miss a game, really. I've got mates who never miss a game. Bury, you know, in the lower echelons of the football pyramid. And they don't even take into consideration geography, do they? There's got to be some dedicated fan entity to be going to all them away games. The best away following I've ever seen was, when I was at Sunderland, we played Wigan on a Wednesday night.

39:03And you know how fans normally get given, at the very most, behind the goal. You get given the stand. and Sunderland got given the full length of that full stand on a Wednesday night. I think there were 7 ,500 Sunderland fans there, and they took over the whole length of the pitch. That's proper stuff, that, isn't it? On a Wednesday. So if anybody's got a story of travelling away, going above and beyond, let us know. Yeah. Simple as that. Skybet, for the fans, 18 +, bgambleaware.org. Right, so back to the email. He even asked a colleague in his late 50s the more pints or wanks in his lifetime question.

39:43Surprisingly bottled it though when encouraged to ask some of the female staff the same question. Anyway, last week he proceeded to ask the same 60-year-old colleague if he'd be willing to get bummed for a million quid.

39:5960-year-old, you know. It's going to be a loose arsehole, isn't it? A million? Is that not what you're thinking? I wasn't thinking about his arsehole. I was just thinking about how long he's got to spend. Just the fact that he's asking a 60-year-old colleague. Anyway, upon answering that he would, mid-twenties starts dropping the amount. Half a mil, hundred grand, et cetera. Not sure if he was trying to keep the conversation going or if he was seeing how much money he needed to raise to have a go on the agent fella. Just give in. But now was the time to try and turn the tables on the young lad.

40:37So here's the question I threw back at him. The money is back up to a million for you to get bummed. But if you get hard whilst taking it like a champ, you get nothing. So then, lads, same question to you. Do you risk it up the bum for a seven-figure sum? Oh, I like it. It's like a TV show. Game show, it's one of them. Do you risk it up the bum for a seven-figure sum? Come on down. I'm coming up very confident I wouldn't get hard on so yeah depends who's bumming you doesn't Chris yeah what if it's a woman doesn't say it's a man oh he's doing it again can we start doing this with heart in fuck's sake obviously it's a man's cock innit well no you're getting bummed doesn't say it's a man it's a man's lady boy what if she's a really fit lady boy you catch a glimpse in the mirror so to answer your first question are you Are you taking it up the arse for a million pound?

41:34No add-on bit. Yeah. Yeah. Are you? For a million? Yeah. Do you get to see... Just answer the question, man. Yeah, but it might be massive. It might be bloody... Right. Yeah, it is. A normal cock. A normal cock. A million. A million pound for a normal average-sized cock up your arse. A million. I'd take the million. Would you risk it where if you've got a hard-on you lose it all? Yeah I don't think I'd get a hard-on I don't think I'd get a hard-on So we're all saying yeah I've not actually answered the question for the million yet Are you taking the million? I'm taking the million Yeah Yeah We've had a big shit before haven't we?

42:18Can't be much different I know but you didn't get rammed up and down did you? Back and forth A million? A million? Why? What's your lowest sum? I can't be revealing that. What if somebody comes in with some offers? If somebody wants to shove the cock up my arse for 500 grand, they can. Yeah? There you go. I'll put it on record there. Right. 500 grand. If you can get 500 grand together, one of your mates can shove it up my arse. What about if there was 50 ,000 pounds cash? Fair. No. Not fair, no. 75? No. 100? 100 ,000 pounds. Hmm. He's licking his lips. No. And you know why? Because I know you're going to make me another offer.

43:06Why do others keep saying no until we get to 500? She is a banker. I don't know what that is. $2.50. I'll go to$2.50. You want to get a just giving page? Is that the lowest you'd go? $2.50. $2.50, I think. I don't think you would, you know. I would. I think when it come to it, you know, when you're unbuckling. Now, is lobing up, isn't he? £2.50. He's not getting dry, is he? Certainly not to be sniffed at, but£250. That's a lot of money, isn't it? When you're in the room and you're dropping your trousers around your ankles. Yeah,£250. Saddle up. £250, chuck it up. Popping your knee pads on. Are you£250?

43:50Realistically, I'd be tempted. Would you? Yeah. 250 grand's a lot of money. I'd hope it is, but... Isn't it mad that some people do it for fun? For fuck all. 250. I'd want to see it. I'd want to see it. See the size? Yeah. Yeah, I want to see what I'm dealing with before I accept an offer. Is it time limit on it? Just bite down on the flipping gum shield. Is it time limit on it? Has he got like five minutes? We'll go five minutes. Five minutes? Oh, yeah. It's a long time. Is he five minutes full throttle? he's sweating he's not bad oh that dummy Chris Brown no sweat dropping on my back you can feel him dripping on basically your back yeah you only get to just give him to my other lads 100 100 125 a lot of money man 150 is my minimum 150 150 150 sold to the man at the massive cock at the back yeah if anyone wants to Shotshagas for 150.

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46:19We're all now in our 30s. We'd all had a good drink, and towards the end of the night, we're sat round the fire pit outside, chatting on. And the topic turns to big telly wanks. You know what big telly wank? Right, it's when you're thinking, isn't it? A concept I'm sure you lads are familiar with. The missus is out for the day, all nipping to the shops, you've got the place to yourself so you can stick your Frankie Vaughan on the big telly turn the sound up and bash the bishop in style I can't relate to it but is it a treat? I don't know we talk big telly never on big telly no I don't well you know what I'm like I know you know that I wouldn't be able to get it from my phone to the telly you wouldn't be able to cast no DVDs left in Attic you can dust off I'm not even sure if we've got a DVD player yeah I don't think we've got one.

47:12So you put your low maintenance on whatever you're watching on? You just always phone? Yeah. I bet it'd be a treat, though, for you, wouldn't it? A big TV. That's why I can't get my head around. Is it a volume up and that? Do you reckon there's some people who, like, the missus out for the day and they get a proper set-up? I'm talking about 52-inch, lazy boy, lubrication, tissues. Surround sound. Today's going to be a good day.

47:41No, because I don't specifically watch porn. I don't like just sit and watch porn for half an hour. You like watching it though, John, we know that. No, but I like watching it whilst masturbating. Yeah, you're about results, aren't you? Results. Yeah, rather than enjoying the setting. Yeah. What about you? Are you more thinking it is a treat to get on the big screen? I don't watch a lot of pornography, Christopher. Oh, God. I don't. Don't get me wrong, I'll dip my tools in every now and again. What? But I'm not a five, six times a week kind of guy. You definitely said four, five times, five, six.

48:21No, not now. I'm in a lovely relationship, Chris. But back in the day, if you were single, I'd probably have a bath most days. Yeah. I prefer the bank than material. But it depends what mood I'm in. one of the lads let's call him Ronald tells us that sometimes he has a big telewank while his lass is upstairs oh frisky there it is we think whoa brave move whoa danger wank turned up to 11 aren't you worried she might come down and catch you in the act we ask him Ronald says he's not bothered then he goes on to explain why he tells us while he and his missus are lying in bed together, he sometimes screencasts his porn onto the bedroom big telly and has himself a wank while she's just laid there next to him reading a book.

49:16Apparently, she doesn't get annoyed at him, apart from one occasion when he produced and some landed on the pages of the book that she was reading. See, we know this is not going to be initial for me, don't we? Do you know what? Would you be offended that she didn't get turned on by it? It sounds like she's used to it. She's just like, yeah, go on, crack on. But the fact that she's reading a book and he's... It is a sexual thing, isn't it? If she's into a good novel, you'll have to get your head out of this. He said, we have also questioned how she manages to keep focused on reading whilst he's chugging away right next to her and there's a woman on the screen, legs akimbo, being loudly walloped.

49:57She manages this easy enough, he tells us. All the lads find this absolutely hysterical and yet Ronald seemed to think it was pretty usual behaviour. So, the question is, have any of you had a big telewank, or otherwise, whilst laid next to a missus in plain sight? Do we think it's normal behaviour? And finally, any thoughts on which book she might have been reading, as it must have been a bloody good read for her to stay immersed in, whilst our pal was only inches away, whacking away with his little monkey. Cheers, lads. It's a tough one to relate to, that. Have you ever had a wank while you've had a partner in bed with you?

50:39No. No, I have, but not in that situation where she's just trying to get to sleep or doing something. Yeah, I'd feel... So are you thinking, why is she not for, oh, I'll come and help you out? Yeah, it's turning us on. I'll put the book down and I'll get involved. I can't imagine it's the right big turn on seeing me masturbating, Chris. Have you? It has been known, I think. Yeah. Yeah. This is another dream story, so apologies. It might be boring, but Louise said she had a dream that I was having an affair. She's come home early from work and heard something upstairs. She's gone in thinking she's going to catch us with somebody, lifted the quilt up, and I'm just having a wank.

51:20Like an aggressive wank. A loud wank. And she was like, what are you watching? And she said, I just shouted, dirty stuff.

51:33at the top of my voice and she was like oh thank god for that and she was like relieved just dirty stuff so you'd never if I did do it I'd be expecting some kind of yeah just instigate something like I'd be not mortified but I'd be disappointed if she's just like oh I just cracked on I think that says to me that there's like there's no sexual thingy Am I wrong? Well, if they're really tired or whatever. If you're only and they're not. If you're biting at the bit. Yeah, or maybe it's that time at mum. We have a... Carry on. You've started, so you'll finish. Come on, Magnus Magnusson. We have an arrangement.

52:35I can't wait to see where this is going. If I'm biting at the bit and tired, which is understandable, and then I'll crack on and then my Achilles, my button, like my ear. Is that your kryptonite? Yeah, that's the kryptonite. So she'll just... Bit of heavy petting. Like biting? Neck, yeah. Blowing. And a bit of heavy breathing. I'm gone. I'm good at that, you know, if you need a... I'm thinking about getting 20 grand together. So minimal effort from her part, but still involved. So could she be reading a book and you just half give her the nod? Would she just grab her arm? I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.

53:29And then she'll just go, do you want a neck bite? And I'll be like, yes, go on. Yeah, I don't mind that. That'll do. And watch the other way around. There's got to be something wrong if your missus is playing with herself next to you and you don't want to get involved. You're jumping on, aren't you? Yeah. Why? Wouldn't happen, would it? No. We're animals, aren't we? So yeah, I'd feel a bit worthless. I think that the chemistry's gone. Have you ever had a sneaky wank while they've been asleep? Yeah. I think, yeah. As a sleeping tablet. Tossing and turning. Can't sleep. I know what will knock me off.

54:07Obviously, Rosa's not asked, but it sounds it. What's Louise's thoughts on your masturbating when she's not there? Never been caught. No. I think a sleeping tablet should know that if I do, it'll be to get to sleep. So she's not bothered. What about the book? What do you reckon? She's reading. I reckon the Da Vinci Code. I couldn't put it down when I read it. Would you not? No. Low expectations. I'm not big on me books. You'd be offended if it was like one of them Christian, what the, Fifty Shades of Grey? Oh, she still didn't want to have a play with you. You'd be furious, wouldn't you? So it's not going to be an erotic novel, is it?

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57:11Just your normal box standard trip away, really. I'm 21 at this point, as are most of us, with a few older boys. Tom, let's call him, is 28, and I see him talking to a bunch of birds of mixed ages. He's chatting up a decent 20-year-old and next to them is a much older-looking woman. I walk up to them. Who are you then? The woman replied. I'm her mum and she ain't leaving without me tonight. I pull my mate and said that the bird won't be leaving without her mum so I'll work on the mum, see what I can do. That's parking-esque, that, isn't it? For the team. Windman-esque, parking-esque. Fast forward to the end of the night.

57:59Me and Tom are walking back to the eight-man apartment with 20-year-old daughter and 45-year-old mum. We're meant to be sharing a room, but for obvious reasons, it doesn't work out that way. So I've ended up on the balcony, and he's inside the room, which is about five yards away. Mum on the balcony. Mum on the balcony. Girlfriend in the room. You've got to do it for kids, haven't you? next thing we are doing the deed and she's fingering my ass and all sorts calling me all sorts of naughty names whilst her daughter is getting a thumping in the next room unbelievable interjecting again I know I do it quite often but you're having sexual intercourse with a lady and she starts calling you all kinds of names like I don't know what like come on fuck pig shag me bitch I don't know what else is she going to be saying, all kinds of names.

58:54Is it a turn on? Are you thinking, is it putting you off? I think I've said before, I don't like vocals. I don't know what she could say that's positive. Ooh, you wild stallion. Yeah, hand of her mouth. Spear me, dog tanyan. Anyway, they went off and never heard from them again. All I could think of is what was the conversation for the two of them walking back to their hotel. Good shag mum? Yeah, just don't tell your dad, will you? Ha, it was a top holiday and that probably topped it off. Keep up the good work, gents. Up the cosh. What was the conversation walking through? And is it a regular occurrence?

59:38Is she married to the dad? So many questions. Surely not. She's walking back to the hotel room, just getting the bit of shit out of her nails. Oh, just picking that. Fighting her nails. Who was doing the fingering? Was it the man? Mother Bear. Yeah, she's more experienced, isn't she? If that had been me and you in that situation, luckily I'd have took Mother Bear home, so you'd have not got a finger up your arse. I'd have took that foot team and all, Chris. But you'd have been called all kinds of names as well. Yeah, Batty. It's a close relationship, isn't it? It's like a close mother-daughter relationship to be in that situation, man.

1:00:19You wash your tuppy? What were you like? Yeah. Give you that score in and stuff. How big were you? Did you enjoy it? Did you see it to your eight? It makes me feel a bit sick, to be honest. Did I lick your tuppy? Where was it? Mind in fucking alphabet. On that mother and daughter thing, I did once have an identical twin porn stage. Did you? Yeah. What? What do they do it together? Same room, eh? Same fella. Oh. Is that bad? There were two lads, identical twins, and it was like, obviously not headlines, but it was in the news that they kissed for their only fans and everybody would win mental about it.

1:01:05But then you're talking about two women and you're like, ah, yes. They always do this, don't they, Chris? swap the gender I'm just playing that's part of this podcast John we play devil's advocate, we look at it from different angles and we come to a conclusion your thoughts on identical twin porn? it wouldn't be for me like it's only maybe a week's stage I'd have a peek but I don't think it'd be a regular what you're on at the minute? it's all the little people see it's all how you word it innit? you could say what's your thoughts on identical twin porn or what's your thoughts on incest porn?

1:01:45Same thing. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. What do you think about Anthony Joshua? It's a farce, isn't it? Non-sex talk. A lot of bollocks, isn't it? I'm not into boxing anyway. No, I'm not. I mean, they're both going to make... I'll tell you what I really fuck it up. They must have already got their money arranged, weren't they? Yeah, 50 million each they're going to get. Eh? Probably 50 million each. So that's obviously from pay-per-views, eh? Yeah. So it's serving right if everybody just made a stand and nobody bought it at all and they still had to shell the 100mm out. You know, like that would put an end to it all, wouldn't it?

1:02:25I know 50mm is 50mm, but would you take 50mm and be known as laughing stock? Yeah. You just said you'd take 100g for having a cock up your arse. Yeah, I'd definitely, if I were Anthony George, I'd definitely do it. Would you? Yeah. But that's what I mean, like, By no means am I a boxing connoisseur or I know anything about boxing. And I saw somebody on TalkSport or Sky News or something who was obviously a boxer, and he was saying he's diminishing his legacy. And I thought, in the moment, in the now, people say that, but in 10, 15 years, is anybody even going to remember that he's fought Jake Paul for 50 million quid?

1:03:05They'll remember what he did and what he achieved and what he might achieve after. but nobody's ever gone, yeah, we're our world champion and everything, but remember when he fought Jake Paul for 50 million? Yeah, he blew it all. He'll all be forgotten about it. He can call me every name under the sun. You can sag me every day of week, every day of the year for 50 mil. Tug it up every day. So it's a fake Jake Paul sound, no bother. What, if you've already got 150 mil in the bank? Oh, no, then, not every day, once a week. That's the juxtaposition in it because it's all right us saying 50 million, 50 million.

1:03:39How much is he worth already? I know. Didn't he get 50 million for one of his big fights? Probably. I'll have a look at USAC one. It wouldn't have been shorter than that when he went to Riyadh. Yeah. So he's already worth a few quid, isn't he? Anthony Joshua's net worth in 2025 is estimated to be$195 million. So that's like 160 million quid then, isn't it? Nah, you can fuck off. Yeah, he doesn't need to do it. Yeah, you can fuck off. I hope he knocks you fucking out. Yeah. You big fanny. I bet you couldn't wrestle a sheep either.

1:04:18Doncaster live show tonight. There's still a few tickets for the Doncaster show. It's going to be a good night, isn't it? I'm assuming because it's Wednesday now and there's about 30 left. Yeah. If you're at a loose end. 20-30. And all the other shows are on sale. All right, it's all gone out. Blackburn sold out, innit? Yeah, Blackburn sold out. Sunderland sold out. Actually, no announcement. 20 extra tickets been made available for Sunderland. Really? On sale now. 19, because he's promised that bird one, hasn't he? 19, we'll squeeze one in. But 20 extra tickets are on the Twitter now. Oh, excellent.

1:04:59That was lads. Yes. Right, up the fucking cosh. Up the cosh. Oh, gosh.

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