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28:39For more information, see calsheet.com slash regulatory. That's right. Right. Turbo fuck up. Afternoon, fellas. Strap in. It's a bit of a long one, but worth a listen. And the secondhand embarrassment. A long time ago, before I was happily, before I was a happily married man and a daughter and dad I made at the time to me the biggest single fuck up on God's green earth I met a lass called Ali on a night out round Leeds she was absolutely fucking mint petite and blonde but with a fair sized arse and a bigger pair of cookies cookies? knew it and a great personality the science wasn't adding up but I wasn't complaining.

29:30We exchanged numbers and were texting for a week or so. Went on a date and over the next few weeks we went on some more dates. However, she wasn't putting out which to be fair made sense because she was switched on. Good job, etc, etc. So after about five or six dates the talking in between took a turn down the sexual route. I thought, fucking hell, I'm seeing her Saturday. I might be getting a touch here. So as the week's gone on, she suggested getting a hotel and staying over. Jackpot. Friday comes round. She's working late. I'm home alone, counting down, when my phone pops up. Lauren, the last I'd had about 15 one-nighters with, wanted number 16.

30:18So I thought, well, I'm still single, and it won't hurt not going out with a bullet in the chamber tomorrow. Saturday morning, Ali texts me saying she'll ring me when she comes out with the hairdressers. I thought sound. Fresh trim for me to get hold of later on. Or that's what would have happened in an ideal world. The next message will live with me forever. But now I'm older and more mature, I piss myself. Photo received from Ali. Oh, must be a picture of her new haircut. I've only got a photo of Ali in the salon chair, smiling with Lauren stood behind her, holding the scissors. No. Also smiling.

31:02Oh, dearie, dearie, dearie me. What are the fucking chances of these two knowing each other? I could fall in a barrel of tits and still come out sucking a cock. I never heard off Ali again, but I still pumped Lauren about another dozen times and could take so much in knowing that while Ali was sat there, Lauren had my dead kids running down her leg. Oh, God. Oh, come on. Open a cosh and see you in Sheffield, you marvellous cunts. Oh, it's very bad luck, isn't it? Yeah. like the fact that she knows her is really bad luck the fact that she's gone for her hair cutting that morning is really bad luck and the fact that she messaged him the night before wanting pumping yeah really bad luck so ali's probably played dumb and she she's no sorry Lauren's probably just let her mouth go and said, oh, I'm seeing somebody and there's nothing in it.

32:10We just have sex and then they've dug deeper. And that's how Ali's switched on because Lauren can't be fuming because she's still gone back and slept with him, hasn't she? I think it's gone down there, oh, what are you doing tonight? And she's gone, oh, I'm meeting this new fella. Oh, right, what's he like? oh he's lovely blah blah blah oh what's he look like phone's come up that's him oh my god I tell you what I had sex with him last night you just gotta put a line through it move on yeah just really bad luck I mean the hairdresser weren't too bothered was she that's what I mean no she's still gone back ah she just went pumping don't she missed out on the cookies there hasn't he been left with nothing but crumbs he's got caught with his hands in the cookie jar that's what's happened yeah the old cookie monster just the different cookies how constructive in the pipe Georgie lads I won't say my name because my missus used to go drinking in a as a club back when Parkey was single and he used to finger out fat birds she was never fat though so I don't well I don't think his fingers have aggraced her body but one that really gets my fucking back up is when you've got plans and you get Scarborough warning off, missus.

33:32Whether you're going out with family, mates or whatever, oh, don't get too pissed. Don't make a show. Don't do this. We've got plans tomorrow. Don't be too rough. Listen, I'm 39. If I want to put myself in the locker and get absolutely wankered tonight but enjoy myself, then I'm going to fucking do it, all right? Just accept it. Up the fucking cosh.

33:56By the way, I can categorically tell you I didn't use a finger fat birds in club my conscience in that as the working men's club is clear i know what it means what did he call it the scarborough warning of your missus don't get to to be fair i never get this because in in my relationship it's the other way around I can function the next day maybe not 100 % but she can't, she's like a budgie dear budgie up bottom at cage

34:38Have you ever had the kind of underlining punishment for going out and getting getting too drunk Obviously you have so just tell us a story Chris no but all of a sudden there's something needs doing or we need to go out somewhere

35:06the shelves have gone on that cupboard, we've got to go to Ikea I've had the Ikea one Monday morning we've been out Saturday all day Sunday yeah and I guarantee if once I've gone out on that Friday night, Ikea could have waited until next week and it's a punishment. Did she let you know that this was happening before you went out or was it it just miraculously appears. It needs doing. It needs doing. Do you think she's like Daniels and just chopping wood down on cupboards? Yeah. And then waiting for 8am Saturday morning to put an heavy jar on there so it collapses. Yeah. I've had a Monday morning IQ, a big shop and all, like a wardrobe tap-up.

35:58Bed, your bed, wardrobe, the works. Straight in the bin. I never get the Scarborough, really. But only because she's worse. I like that, the Scarborough warning. It's a bit like the curfew, that one. It can only cause problems. It depends, though. If you've got something planned and something's been planned and you've got to be on the train at nine in the morning or something. I can always get on that train at nine. Yeah, it's these events that turn up that I have issue with. They were never in the calendar. They were never mentioned. Yeah, they're almost made up events. It's spiteful.

36:43Yes. I didn't want to use that word, Chris. Sunday mornings I'm always up washing pots, shutting our house out from the Saturday, I'm always the one doing that, putting a load of washing in I'm always the one doing that, feeding dogs, letting dogs out Who even are you? We don't recognise this John do we Chris?

37:09Just a sec of your head

37:14yeah get in the bin then yeah in the bed in the bed right i'm gonna i'm gonna go in i'm gonna see what's here blowjob match ball hi lads please keep this anonymous but i'll skip the blah blahs and get to it it's a little long i was re-listening to the episode of blowjob please kiss kiss kiss and all the craze about on-demand blowjobs and it instantly reminded me of a very particular time where ale was the was first discovered properly in my life we were 17 new to hitting the town pubs on the weekend and single so as you can imagine we were constantly trying to get our hands on whatever nook and cranny we could one time what started as a monstrous day sesh soon died down to only three of us in the pub approaching last orders me and we shall call the other two john and steve were almost out of conversation and the feelers for home time were put out john very casually mentioned he was going to try and meet a girl who we will call rachel and quite plainly get his pipe sucked from a grape to a raisin oh dear me and steve feeling almost defeated that the only thing we made love to was a pint looked at each other both turned towards John and politely asked reckon she'd give us a go?

38:49oh without a second thought John asked Rachel team player what a hero yeah he's risking he's risking not getting one himself or his pals he's incredible We've got the quotation here. Would you suck off my two mates as well?

39:13Just had a raid of the highbrow as Rose walked into the kitchen. It's work, Rose, it's work.

39:22Her response? Yeah, OK. Oh my God, there's a couple of heroes in this story. As if it was another day on the job. With a mixture of disbelief and excitement, we all trotted along to meet Rachel. We casually chatted as if nothing was about to happen. You know, typical small talk without addressing the elephant in the room. She was here for a meat feast. John suddenly made the first move. I mean, what's the first move? Just grab her hand and walk? And do another slide? simply by asking Rachel come here a sec and they went off around the corner me and Steve were still in quite disbelief what are you two doing having a game of slats?

40:16was this really going to happen or was it all talk with no walk? John really made the most of his time he was away with Rachel for what felt like an hour but they soon waddled back round the corner. John, with a little grin on his face. Up next, Steve. A different spot this time, but less time than John. He had his promise delivered and he was over the moon with it. Are they at a house here or are they outside? I think they just like studied park. Yeah. I wonder why, would you want a different spot? Yeah. I think you would. You know, if your mate had just been done on swings, I think I'd want to go roundabout.

41:02On slide? Yeah, not on the same spot. Then there was me. I couldn't believe what I'd already witnessed, never mind what was about to happen. But like Harlan chasing the golden boot record, in her head-to-head, she was hungry for that hat trick. We walked off with a casual chat and nothing more. I almost lost hope until, like a Hail Mary kick, like a Hail Mary kickoff after conceding in the dying seconds of the game, I brought it up. So, are you going to do what you said? All sheepishly, she replied. What do you mean? Trying to play hard to get, was she? Just had two two meat sticks down a gullet at the first request you're not fooling anyone after after a little giggle she took my hand into a dark alley and sucked me dry but here's where i let my concentration slip just before she put my baby carrot in her chops we got deep into each other's tonsils and yes as you can imagine she's just been gargling baby gravy like it was mouthwash so he's gone for the kiss honey yeah poor pate like so school boy so school boy and he's midway through before he's realized oh dear oh rachel gave a good chew and after and after taking on three dicks back to back to back she was on her way i didn't know john and steve had filled her mouth like a custard donut until they until after it was done well he's got it but if you what you think they're gonna have done you fucking idiot well taking the risk yeah as bad as it probably is it's something to laugh about that was all from Rachel word got out that she gobbled off three of us and when people asked her about it she owned it except for Steve she denied, denied, denied and nobody knows why oh that's a tough one for Steve to take oh no and the way Rachel's brother found out who we were friends with was a subtle accidental slip up from John my willie's been inside your sister's chops he said anyway that's all for the story Rachel the hat trick hero fair play under no circumstances am I going any chucking lips off I like Rachel though do you?

43:53I think she's one of the good guys one of the good guys She's owned it. They were probably young. I mean, I wonder what Steve looks like or has done to deserve that kind of treatment. The denial? Yeah, you don't want point-blank denial, do you? I mean, do you know when she's finished and she's walked off and she's gone home and she's just, like, kicked her shoes off at do her? Gone and lied on her bed, switched telly on. I wonder if she's thought to herself, what on earth have I just done? yeah it goes back to the first story with the lady who who really enjoyed tossing the salad you know she enjoyed it maybe she she really enjoys tooting on the flute do you brush your teeth she brushed her teeth when she's got straight in i'd like to think so see that that they're kissing mother kissing i mean do you know like you know if you know when you've watched a bit of Frankie Vaughn, right?

44:51And there's a woman, and she's got two willies in her hand, and she's sucking them both, right? And they know they do that thing where, like, she puts both in her mouth and the touch willy ends. That's not for me either. There's another one, a Thailand-based one here, but I'm only, it's a long one, but I'm only reading it because there's a bit of advice for George at the end. Oh, he needs as much as he can. They'll not take it on board, like. Rappi in Thailand, the legend. Alright lads, please keep your name private Following on from the story a few weeks ago About Ratty having a threesome in Thailand with his missus Let me tell you something about Thailand It gets hold of you And it's fucking amazing Well that other fella can vouch for that, can't he?

45:35I spent seven months travelling around Asia And even now, 13 years later I still sit at work thinking about it Cheap beer, lethal buckets beautiful beaches and 20 pound shags from the local brass quite simply the best place in the fucking world brownie and jp you two live my number one dream of playing professional football but i'm telling you now travel around the thai islands as a young lad comes a very close second i think in a year of a career up for it like what you know yeah like one of the worst ones I've got plenty of stories, but I'll go with one involving a truly world-class shagging performance.

46:18From her, not me. The island was called Panyan, home of the full moon party. By this point, we were experienced travellers and knew all the tricks. We arrived the day before the party and booked accommodation for five nights. That was the master plan. All the tourists would leave the day after the full moon party, leaving the island nice and quiet for the lads to get to work on the local brass. Dear. Get to work. Dearing me. It's as if they're doing something like, it's a conquest innit? Yeah, like they've achieved something. Yeah, we can suck all the process down. Now the rest of the folks have gone, we can suck them all.

47:07I won't bore you with the full moon party itself It was the usual Get pissed incredibly quickly Dance on a packed beach and have a mint time The real story Happened two nights later There were five of us heading out But for this story I'll call The main culprit, John We'd hired three more beds between us And set off towards the main strip We ended up on a typical island bar It had sliding doors all the way around, so when they were open it felt like the place had no walls. The only proper wall was behind the bar. There were about eight girls working there. Their job was to call you in, entertain you and hopefully convince you to take them home.

47:53In we popped, straight to the bar for five bottles of Chang, ready for another fun night. We were the only five customers in there So the girls came straight over Armed with Kinect 4, Jenga and pool cues I didn't realise it was a game of the cube It sounds a good set up though, Jorkin' Apart, doesn't it? Oh aye, Sal I love a game of Kinect 4 and a night out There were plenty of flirty comments And even the occasional grab of the penis What wonderful welcoming girls. Let me tell you something. You do not beat these women at Connect Four Jenga. They're like fucking Olympians. As the night went on, John moved on to the buckets.

48:45About a quarter of a bottle of whiskey, Thai Red Bull and a can of Coke. He was absolutely leathered. I'd taken the most sensible ocean and stuck to the beer. By the way, John was supposed to be driving us home. A few hours passed and we'd had a brilliant laugh, but eventually it was time to choose who we were inviting back. John, now pissed as a fart, leaned over and whispered, I'm taking the skinny one back. I'm going to snap her. Oh, Jesus Christ, man.

49:22Oh, my God. I'm sure he's not the only one that's tried. She's not been snapped yet. He's a horrible bastard at times, he says. I already knew who I wanted. The girl in the black dress. Her body was unbelievable. Her face was more than good enough and she'd been grafting on me all night. We spoke to the woman in charge, paid 1 ,000 baht each, about 20 quid, and off we went. The other three lads didn't take anyone back The boring cunts Before I continue I'll say this The women we met in Thailand were genuinely lovely people It's a completely different life over there And they were just trying to earn a few quid They were far nicer than some of the terrifying brass You'd meet back home Anyway, back to the story

50:17I'm sorry, I'm bored here I tell you what, prostitutes are lovely They're lovely. They're the nicest people you've ever met when they're licking you up. John and I got on one moped with the two girls following behind on another. We set off on the 10 minute journey back flying up and down the hills of Koh Pan Yan. John was absolutely out of his mind. Looking back it was obviously fucking stupid. But at the time we were getting a shag so sensible decision making had completely disappeared. We arrived back at accommodation and the girls immediately spotted a mango tree. They started picking mangoes and filled the compartment underneath the moped seat with them.

51:01Fantastic girls, he says. Business first, mangoes second. We all went to our room. It was tiny. Two beds and a little bathroom attached. I announced that I was getting in the shower first, in I went, while John stayed in the room acting like a pissed-up idiot. A few seconds later, Mrs Blackdress joined me in the shower. What a woman. We came out a couple of minutes later and John went in with his girl. Always good to be nice and clean before going to work. By the time John and his girl came back out, I was already in full swing. Every position in the book was coming out. I thought I was giving her the performance of a lifetime until she climbed on top and took over.

51:49Lads, I honestly don't know what she did, but it blew my mind. And shortly afterwards, my lord, I'd never felt anything like it in my life. I fell in love immediately. Afterwards, she nestled into my chest while the pair of us watch John give her mate an extremely enthusiastic seeing-to on the other bed. God.

52:16Extremely enthusiastic. Just going to have a chat about the island of summer. No, no, we'll watch this pair. At least get Kaplunk out again. Yeah. Oh, it was a rough shift for the poor girl. She's gone.

52:38She got absolutely slammed. Oh, God. Good watch, though, he says. Eventually, John finished his work and the four of us chilled out and chatted for about half an hour. Then, Mrs Blackdress broke me heart. She looked up at me in her lovely little Thai accent and said, More sex, more sex, swap, swap. The love of my life wanted John to give her a good slamming. Oh no! The lad's fallen in love! Right in front of me. She must have been happy with what she's seeing. Mm-hmm. John's tiny girl was equally enthusiastic about swapping and going again. So, within about 45 minutes, I went from falling deeply in love with this woman to lying there watching my mate rattle her on the bed next to me.

53:29Heartbreaking. Oh my God! But don't worry lads, I battled through the pain like a true champion and gave Mrs. Tiny a right good seeing to myself. Fantastic girls the pair of them. Doing the bit for Thailand weren't they? Doing the bit for tourism trade. If the missus and kids ever leave me, I'll be straight back to Koh Phangan looking for Mrs. Black Dress. Up the kosh and tell George to get himself to Thailand the soft cunt.

54:01That was exceptional.

54:06I mean, I'd have thought that it would just been like, right, we're done, we'll just get off. This was the point that I was just going to make. Surely they must be just really, they must really enjoy it. I don't know. You know, obviously the ladies of the night, they've been paid for the time. I was, you know, you'd say, oh, it's an unfortunate situation they're in, but they've done. They've finished it, yeah. they finished for a night they clocked off but they've gone straight in for overtime shift excuse me naively but could there be one and more coin if they went over the time like do you do you have to pay more if it's I mean I'm not big John's got a good shift in that game I have a pass there's definitely a material motive or do you buy him for the night and then they're hoping that they buy him the night after as well yeah Well if you put in a good performance you get a long term contract I think it's a genuine thing I think he's felt like thought that was incredible she's the one for me and then she wants Big John Obviously Big John's put in a better performance she thought oh mine were alright but how are that smashing Kind of feeling a bit let down by Mrs Black Dress Yeah You know She'll have had a cop night before, she'll have one night after.

55:30That's how they're all in it. I know John, I know, but I like a good old fashioned love story. Yeah. Did you think it were going to be like Pretty Woman? He'd bring her home, he'd take her down to Smithy's Toy Store, she'd come out with bags full of... She might even have got to give her a monopoly on her job. Guess who?

55:55Imagine the fun we could have had together them two with that game where you've got to take a bone out of somebody's arm and it flicks up. Operation? Yeah. Have you heard of operation? I am about to change your life. That way it tweezes. Now it tweezes on its old man. You're just trying to get to sleep at night and all you can hear is buzzing because she's practising.

56:24so George get to Thailand your soft cunt but I'm a bit confused about that voice he's telling me to go to Thailand to get a brass by the time I've paid for the flights it's cheaper to get one in the UK yeah but they're a lot nicer over there yeah I don't know about that from what I'm reading there it's not they're not giving a service they're like taking part in your evening do you know what I mean like playing games drinking with your serious mangoes. Have you thought about that, George? Have you thought about just going to a brothel and just getting you shot up? No, not really. It's a bit grim, isn't it?

57:06Have you ever done any past, George? No. I'm just about to pull up a photo of a prozzy one of his mates going to Thailand. Oh my gosh. Put it in group, George. I can't see it. my goodness me surely he can do better than that no come on yeah it's it looks like one of the American crime things that I watch but even they were absolutely incredible and with you George it's a bit grim it just wouldn't sit right with me nah I'm not judging see i'm i i'm paying 20 quid to for her to leave the room in fact i'm getting a 30. just get on your bike love yeah tell them mangoes will you yeah yeah yeah you can have you can have me rubik's cube what go and crack on with that love yeah no it's not my game why has he picked that one george I have no idea in the logic behind it.

58:19Did she do a good service? Yeah, she took two of them, so they're clearly happy with it. Most not two of them, did they, at all? What? No wonder you're struggling, George, to pull birds if you're going out with them sort of pals, that sort of clientele. Well, I wasn't on that trip, so I'm taking no association to it. Has your mate heard about the discussion we had about the WhatsApp group and the yeah one of them has the other one i briefly mentioned to it just say oh yeah i was uh slacking you off a bit the other day on the podcast and he goes all right and hasn't said anything about it so right hopefully i'm waiting for another one of my mates to kick off about it because he's a bit more argumentative than me so i'll sit there sit back and enjoy the argument yeah i tell you what bringing it up on here would mean that he won't do it again yeah there's a lot of people expressing the displeasure yeah i mean some might say that you know not having the the direct conversation and just broadcasting it on a podcast is a bit shithousery really george yeah i've got a lot of time for though george passing the book it is but I'm not sure if he'll listen to it so I'm thinking I'll get away with it and then I'll let someone else deal with it I think there'll be two good wingmen for you there yeah I think so as well there's upsides to it right let me know if you've had this speak pipe before alright lads call it on holiday in Spain things that can get in the bin for me are people at the end of gym classes who feel the need to take the top off during it not only that but also stand there and have a group photo get in the bin up the cosh I don't think we have had that one before but I think you know my thoughts on it I wonder if it's the same fella that told us to grow up last week

1:00:34have you had a have you been to the gym today yep no picture though shut off no no still no shirt off how come that just need to shave me back to be honest so when so when we when we see a picture when you've got your shirt off that means that you're you're happy with the situation um not just you're not just a hot because sometimes it's more it hasn't been as hot recently in there but it's sometimes in the summer it's just got because it starts the t-shirt starts sticking and that right so it's not it's not a vanity project at all then it's just that it's too it's too hot it's a performance-based decision if it starts annoying and nipples and that start getting a bit sore.

1:01:24Yeah, I can... Put a bit of Vaseline on the car here. But if I'm looking well, that's just an added bonus.

1:01:34Yeah, like I said last week, I can see why a lot of people would want that in the bin. Yeah, but fair enough. You've done a workout. I found the weakest link yesterday. went for a paddle with Seji back on the winning trail who were your partners me and Seji took on Stephen Quinn and his pal 7-5-6-4

1:02:06Seji been on the treadmill in the morning already saved himself the big game just came fresh prepared to play good paddle that's all he did you know what he did Chris on that game we clawed our way back into the final set and he's a bit of a showman he'll just it's either a down the line winner or car park or he'll try like little, he'll try and be cute and drop shots and that and match point he's tried a delicate drop shot and you you know well we obviously lost the game so you know what happened and i just you know no criticism did you give him the stare no i didn't disdain no but earlier in the game he did go just keep it in play john's next shot fence that's a criticism yeah that was i tell you why i like the drop shot so much i love it you know when somebody's back at court and you do a little drop shot and they're running and they're like nearly trip up.

1:03:17Because they're trying that hard to get it up before the second bounce. And that means the world to me. And you know, he's definitely not a team player because he said, I don't care as long as one in ten come off. That's all I'm bothered about. If I can get one player chewing the AstroTurf because they've tripped up, trying to get one of the drop shots back, I'm happy. I have had a lot well I say a lot a few people asking about the snooze get yourself to pods and pouches

1:03:51someone's got a bit of can hey oh it's been it's been advertising caravan parks recently and all I better get a few quid off that bastard my brother was over the moon with that post by the way I can see I can see myself being a camber wanker yeah loved it I read and loved it. My dad's just got a new one. And he's like a dog with two dicks. But I want, he is, he's cracked it. He's got everything. Every bit of kit. Yeah, you've got, if you get all the kit and get set up, and you've got no stress, I can imagine it's really good. The only thing that puts me off that world is, I imagine there's, you know, you've got the people with the camper vans who are lucky, just lucky to keep himself to himself.

1:04:40mingle as well but there's just there's barries in the caravan in world some heavy heavy barries and we were in late district a couple of summers ago and i was in one of them pubs you know when the tables are just too close to each other it's like you're having your tea with with people next to you they fit too many in so i got chatting to the board next next to us and uh he was telling us he had a caravan and next minute turns out he's he's the caravan he's the chief officer in the side and he was like however yes we we had a dilemma this morning he said um somebody had a generator on this morning um 35 minutes it was on unmanned unmanned he said it clearly states in the caravan is guide that no generator should be unmanned for any more than 15 minutes well we've had to have words they're going to get kicked off the site thing is my dad was a bit of a i was calling the law of the rule enforcement officer because we got given a do's and don'ts and kids had to be supervised in the park dogs had to be on leads no barbecues oh our barbecues are banned at minute aren't they the thingy barbecues so as soon as the fun out of the world haven't we yeah my dad was a bit of a Barry himself I'll let you know my thoughts on it because I'm going camp caravanning this weekend or motor home in the summer I think that's a bit of you I went to Gisborough and I'm always working because Charlie Wikesman and my dad own it and Charlie was there with his young 'uns and he's coming on the podcast oh sound imagine there's all the got us a discount I'll be in touch Hopefully they hear this.

1:06:32So, yeah, so I'll let you know what I get on with. Are you taking an airbed? No, there's a bed in the camper. Do you know what? A good prank if you're camping. Oh, I've got one. Just before you go to bed at night, when everybody's got in bed, just slip back out again. A couple of slabs of warbies on the roof. See, I'm taking proper trill. Yeah, on the roof. Seagulls, six in the morning. Do you know like it were at... thingy, chicken, shitty bingo? Oh. And it's going on all my friends' campers. That's what it is. I've told one of them, the only thing I want from the trit is to block his toilet.

1:07:25but I'm going to go one morning, sneak into his thing and drop a bat because he's paranoid as hell about it. You can't be doing that in a hotel room is bad enough, not in a van, John. You're off on your jollies soon, aren't you, Chris? Yes, Portugal tomorrow. Tomorrow? Well, Saturday. Where is it you're going then? It's Olos da Agua. so my youngest brother his little and my nephew Louise and her dad she's like the Julius Chalmers aren't she she's still going to be sewer from Magalup Parmanova I know needs to sew the creme sewer

1:08:12apparently this is a tip for you and all Louise told me right what the best thing to do is to take your clap tablets It's the Thursday before you go on the Friday. Right. We're already in and working the way through. Oh, dear. Just on the off chance.

1:08:34It's quiet, Magaluf, this time of year, August. I'm sure there'll be not many here. It's only she enjoyed herself.

1:08:43Right, gents. well we were all close for the fantasy we need to I don't think we've got a solid stake in the ground yet for what this forfeit's going to be Jesse Mede is in it by the way I mean he's been here Wolf will you let him know that he's in this forfeit a couple hours busking in a city centre yeah that's an option I think by next week we need a definite some suggestions would be good right gents see you next week fire us some emails in fire us some emails in the emails in the description along with the speak part link and then we'll be after next week we'll be back in the room yeah we should be good we've served a purpose these computer ones haven't we but yeah, it's nice of him, nice of you back in the room, isn't it?