Friday Club | I Am the Resurrection

27:34We need one respiratating in here. Quick! Millifying! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute here. A respiratory therapist is a specialised healthcare practitioner trained in critical care and cardiopulmonary medicine with people who have actual critical conditions, cardiac and pulmonary disease. So I would say, I think I owe an apology. What, have a little confer? Does it say bring people back from the dead? You're on about an exorcist.

28:16Medium, you're on about. Trained in critical care. And cardiopulmonary medicine. Yes. So that's when they have asthma. Breathing. No, I think I'm right here. It's asthma. Asthma and breathing issues. Nah. No? So, Sheridan, if you could email him, please, and tell us if you fetch the fork back when the... Did. when you when you're in the room sign out does everybody have to hold hands with a couple of candles lit in the middle I've got your Franky room Mr Prick he said he's in a good place now he's still watching over you yeah I'm not going to read that next but congratulations we're doing all your AI work and hope you have a very successful yeah congratulations and you fetch them all back from the dead the lot of them if you can get 8 out of 10 back you've done your job yeah and anybody else just give him an asthma pump he's gone he's gone come and get Sheridan

29:27we need Sheridan in here now this is the case for Sheridan he's flatlining he's flatlining get Sheridan Shez come on Shez I've just seen one of you Parky being the smartest but I'm going to going for the first time. Morning, gents. I wrote in a while ago about my mate going whaling in Scarborough and him hiding behind a wardrobe. Remember that one? No. She loitered the next morning. Oh, yes. I do remember it. And I've listened to the pod since the start. Great set. Blah, blah, blah. Anyway, I've just fired up the Friday Club episode Punch Drunk from the 5th of September. And something really innocuous might need the Oxford Dictionary out for that one, Parkey, came out.

30:12The bit where Parkey said he's the smartest in the room took me to a time one of my mates said exactly the same thing. Now, to set the scene, there's myself and three others in the group. That's four for those that are counting. And one friend, let's call him Faye. Nickname given because he slept with a girl called Faye just once. It's lazy. Lazy nickname, isn't it? so Faye said that he was the smartest in our group the rest of us told him that he was not he was definitely the least smartest out the lot of us he replied very quickly with fuck off I'm not fifth smartest out of us lot as you remember there's only four of us in the group so saying he was fifth smart fifth smartest put him fully at the bottom great effort Faye when Parky announced to the pod that he was the smartest in my mind all I could think was Parker you might just be the fourth smartest out of all the koshers I doubt this one will be read out but couldn't help myself And hopefully no offence to the fourth smartest Fourth smartest kosher Parker Up the kosh Perfect timing Turn it up Storm has zero sugar and 200mg of caffeine So you can turn that workout up a notch Good energy in, good energy out Right, I'm going in.

31:40Title, family dick pic times three. Sounds unfortunate. Evening lads, blah, blah, fucking blah. For the sake of this, we'll say my name is Bog Noodle. Apparently, I was caught eating a pot noodle at work on the toilet once. It's a long nickname, Bog Noodle, innit? Oi, Bog Noodle. This story comes in three parts. Part one. About six years ago, I went to my auntie's house to use her computer so I could go through my old phone to get some pictures and videos off it and onto my memory stick. As I've put them on a slideshow, going through each picture so I can delete or keep bearing in mind that she's stood behind me and clicking on the net.

32:25Oh, so she's actually doing the, he's just guiding. This is a terrible idea. I feel anxious for him. What are you thinking? Yeah, I've got no sympathy at the minute. Bearing in mind, she stood behind me and clicking on the next picture, then up pops a dick pic. Mine, obviously, in brackets. She didn't know where to look or what to do, so she goes into the front room. What, she just gets up and leaves? It just depends. If it's a good angle, it's a keep, innit? On the way home. But to not address it at all, just to walk away, you think that's a bit strange? Yeah. I waited a few minutes thinking, fuck knows, how are you to any conversation.

33:02So I've just said, I'll be off now and walked out. Is she responding as well? All right. See you later, pet. Let me know when you want to come back and finish these photos. So we're going straight into part two now. I want to say a year or so later, the same auntie from before, I've gone to her house to see how her and my uncle are doing. Told them I've been on the dating apps and that I've had a few dates lined up and passed her my phone to show... What? See, you think I... The fifth that surely been able to read has got to... Not been able to read has got to put you down bottom. Surely, to fuck.

33:39We should have a thick off between you two. Are you reading this at the same time? Yeah. There's stuff missing, isn't there? Yeah, but you can add a little bit yourself. By the way, he's been very sloppy, hasn't he? We've been doing it a long time. Oh, aye. Already. What do you mean? Just panned on the phone over as like... Yeah. Told them how I'd been on a dating app and had a few dates lined up. So I passed her the phone to show her who I've been matched with. I don't know if it's just my family, but I realised if you hand them your phone, they don't just look at the one picture. They start scrolling through them all.

34:16Oh, no, he's gone. She flicked through, and again, my dick pops up on screen. I wonder if it's the same picture. No, it sounds like he's got form for it. It's a year or so later, so he's obviously sent it recently because it's right at the top in the reel yeah you ever sent a 40 of your dick i will have done back in the day i don't think i've ever ever sent i don't think i've got a good i don't think if we get a good enough angle for me to send it if it were another three or four inch i would i i don't think i've ever sent i'll have sent them to roses like for crack like but not for to try and entice anybody in.

34:56Into your web.

35:01Cut for this. Yeah, what I done back in the AI. I don't know the premise of it. Do you want to be this? I don't know what you... The audacity to think that a picture of your penis is going to really get the mood. We'll be round in five. What angle do you go from? Do you go like from your... Balls up. From your chin? like the phone you must have sent have you never sent one to Katie? do you go erect and then go from underneath? you're talking like it's current well you've sent to him what's it called could you get an angle so it looks like your head's on a lollipop stick what's it called when you like when it counts down you're like five four you're like moving into place oh no go again there was one lad obviously I'm not going to name him but I got speaking to somebody was it years ago and she mentioned his name and then just said, I got this from him the other day.

35:56And it, he, one word was absolutely massive. So I like, went a bit deep and said, was there any context with it? He went, she went, no, he just sent us it on an afternoon, said, all right, babe. And it was honestly, he had pants on, but you could, you know, one of them that you could see. But on that thing, he's, he's, when you say an enticing, that's enough. The sheer size of it, he's obviously thought. That'll be enough. That's enough. I think if they've got pants on, it might be more enticing because they might then in their head think, oh, I'd like to see that. Yeah, but then the scroll, he went the big dog.

36:29Oh, pants off. He went for the full. Angry. I mean, do you have to send your own? Well, there's plenty on Google, Chris. That's what I mean. Yeah. Do you know if I'm trying to entice a lady in, I'm saying if I'm in that game, I'm just going to send somebody else's. Think about sending that one where there's that big black belt sat at a bit bed. I've just said somebody else's. I mean, granted, they're going to come round and they're going to be disappointed. But I never said it were mine, did I? I never said it were mine. That's the ultimate catfish, isn't it? I just thought I'd send you a dick.

37:08Just go and get in the shower. Jesus. Back to the tale. Back to the tale. So she's gone on another dick pic. He's just walked out. I'm assuming he's got his phone back. My auntie at the time was a hardcore alcoholic. So I imagine she's forgotten both of these incidents. I haven't, of course. Part three. Oh, Christ. So we come to last October. My missus decided that us and our five kids, but when we started off, was it a few years ago? Six. Six years ago. Well, so it's not messed about then. It fucking works, doesn't it? One a year. Send her the old dick pic and work with his hands, right? Gets her proper revved up.

37:52So, we come to last October. My missus decided that us and our five kids needed to have a family photo shoot together. Oh, no. Oh, dear. Was that snort? I think that was half a snort. We had the pictures done and had to wait a month or so to get the digital copies. Have you got the family portrait? Ever done the family portrait? You know when you're like all on each of his shoulders? It reminds me like American. Yeah, you know, proper white background. All kids. Force fun. Bottom of the stairs. Bottom of the stairs in like a home alone house. One on each step. Yeah. Dad's got one hand on one of the kids' shoulders.

38:36Yeah. No, it's not for me. Not for me. Are you putting in the same bracket as the pyjamas, the family pyjama in front of the Christmas tree? Yeah, it's just a bit cringy. Each of their own. Ned Flanders. Tackle. Yeah, each of their own, if that's what you're into. When we went to my mum and dad's with the kids, my missus kept saying, try and cast the photos to the TV so they can see it on the big screen. We know what's coming, don't we? 65-inch TV, may I add, which will be important shortly. Because I couldn't cast from my phone, I went onto my dad's fire stick, which has got all the login details.

39:13I went into Amazon Photos so we could set up a slideshow. At this point, I hadn't realised or had at least forgot that Amazon Photos back up all the photos you've taken onto the app as well. This is why I'd never be involved in any of this photo in my dick and all that sort of stuff, because I don't know where they're going. You know what I mean? I would never know about backing up to Amazon and all this stuff and into cloud and all that. So I'm not educated enough to... I mean, staying's on toilets, then you'd be in bother. Oh, there's plenty of shits on me phone. I bet there's 30. This time with me sat on the sofa nearest the TV, my missus to the left of me, my mum and dad on the sofa to the left of us and all the kids on the floor waiting.

40:04As I've gone onto the Amazon photos to make a folder, up pops on the screen another of my dick pics. Oh my God, how is it tech? Buff teller hate weapon, trigger happy. Safe to say, I fucked it off the screen almost immediately, but the damage had been done. I didn't move my head from, you wouldn't move your head from the focus of the TV. Just looking straight on. I felt my face burning with how red it had got. I could see my missus' shoulders going up and down and she was pissing herself. I mean, fair play. To her. Six years, five kids, still sending the old dick pics. To be fair as well, she must have received them, wasn't she?

40:48Oh, she's received it. They've got five kids. You're like, oh, I've not seen that one before. Yeah. Where's that bastard gone? After I composed myself a little, my dad said, well, you probably should have vetted them photos before putting them on the TV. I don't know how you lads would have reacted but I was mortified. Although after a few days passed, I told the lads at work, why the fuck are you telling us this? was one of the replies. I think that's a good tale to bring to the work environment. Even though it was embarrassing, it was too funny a story not to tell. I then got called noodle dick or just dick pic around work.

41:28Noodle? It's thin. It's now reverted back to bog noodle. Bog, boggy or boggers. hopefully my tail gives you a good laugh. I do just want to say as well, lads, that this podcast is something I do really look forward to each week. I do struggle a lot at times mentally with numerous things. I put the podcast on when I'm in the gym. I can listen to it and have a laugh and not have to worry about anything for an hour. I'm hoping to get to a live show with Mrs. Bog whenever you're next in Nottingham. Up the fucking cosh. Balls out. Bogdoodle. once you've sent it do you not delete it I'm struggling to have any sympathy for him yeah like three parts three separate incidents he's been stumped auntie don't need to be auntie don't need to be clicking mouse does she no and the big one at the end that's just unforgivable isn't it getting on the 65 inch 65 I bet it looked well though must have done he's just been very very sloppy yeah I think you go take the photo send send the photo delete the photo delete the photo Unless he's very proud of it.

42:36But then if it's on there, you move heaven and earth to check what's going to be on the screen. You don't just willy-nilly add loads of photos and go, I'll look to the best of you. And he's been stung twice. If you're one words amongst them, if there's any doubt, you're checking, aren't you? Yeah. Before you go for the big screen share. The kids as well. I forgot about the kids. Mum and dad's back. Is that worse than your mum? I don't know. I'm going to go, yeah. Yeah, maybe. Yeah. Well, they're an age, aren't they, of understanding. Knowing what a bigger egg penis is. So your mum... I had a egg penis.

43:11I don't know what size it is. Must be decent. Your mum found a point in one. Yeah. Have you ever been in an awkward situation with kids? Yeah. Yeah, you've had them walking and that, haven't you? You? Well, our Oscar in full floor. Oh, yeah, he openly says... Yeah. He warns you now, doesn't he? He openly says what? he said hopefully there's no repeat of last time he said I'll ring you before I come home we don't want to repeat the last time do we I had me back and he just saw and then he went out the house again oh and Harry back and all was she mortified I mean initial shock face I thought I was doing a really good job I think there's a responsibility on the kids to just get out there as quick as possible as well I don't want to put too much responsibility on kids but but he left the house open shut door I think Rose rang him and said is everything alright Oh, no.

44:05Not really, Mum. I've just seen my dad running fire into you. But at least he's... But this comes back to what we said, how it's difficult now because Rose is ultra... She doesn't want to repeat that again. Yeah, we had a Sunday afternoon after this dinner and it was literally like, we just need to be en suite now. Shut the door, shut the en suite door. basically this is for you just be as quick as you can went out for Sunday and I got back obviously having this normal Sunday afternoon nap one for you I said you're horny like oh that's his first reaction oh I'm point for fuck's sake fucking hell kids are in aren't they I'm like I know but I'm pointing I'm horny I've just had my dinner that's unlike you though you mean I bloated yeah very bloated we're a Toby Carver we're full as fuck what were your actual I would have hung over and all.

45:01What were your terms? Did you just say I'm horny? I just went I'm horny. A bit of a growl at the end? No. So I had to go in there and just be rhythmical. What a hero. Yeah, so I reckon no more than two minutes, two and a half minutes later. Chin. I was up when that receptionist was going to catch you. Mob handed last night. Oh, last night. I know, yeah. Fucking hell. So we got to Premier Inn last night. What time? Half 11? Go on to 12? So we got down, got in his room. I drove, so I got the double bed. And the single bed weren't met up. But I said to him, so he went down to a reception to get the receptions to come and met the bed up.

45:45I says, well, I'm just nipping to Norway. Yeah, which we now know. If I'm nipping to Norway, I'm having a sleeping Tommy tank. I weren't like that. BPM. Yeah, BPM. Send your BPM over. You don't have to subscribe to all the checks and that. I was just nipping to Norway, I reckon. 40 seconds later, knock, and then Peter Sutcliffe stood at the end of my bed. He did look like Peter Sutcliffe, didn't he? He did look like Peter Sutcliffe. I'm like, fucking hell. I went, hey, mate, you all right? He said, oh, yeah, coming to the bed. I said, I just said, well, I weren't doing it, isn't it? He went, well, I did knock.

46:26And I said, well, yeah, to be fair, you did knock, but within 0.7 of a second, you were stood at any of my bed. It weren't a knock and a wait, were it? It were a knock, enter. I was just praying. I was having a wait. Were you ushering him? Yeah. Get yourself in, mate. It's fine. But then he keeps going. You know this already, Chris, but he keeps going. The joke's been done. Everybody's had a laugh. Move on. Thanks for doing the bed, mate. Cheers. But he goes, have you ever had them before, mate? Has anything like that happened? And he went, oh, yeah, yeah. I've come in before and there was a fella sat on the end of the bed naked.

46:59And he's gone, yeah, but you just can't help but look, can you? And the fella's like, well, you know, it just gets awkward. I like making it awkward for him. Did you have a look at it? The thing is, John Parkin would hate John Parkin. Does that make sense? You think? Because if somebody makes a similar, like, shit joke, he's like, no, what a dick. only within it only within ourselves i wouldn't like say to him what a dick yeah it was it were awkward wasn't it yeah it went into like oh i'll get a free wi-fi for the asshole and all that sort of stuff and somebody's somebody's not done the job properly that's what it is then isn't it he's got his tits out that all of this why this is happening, by the way.

47:50You know that one? I've probably got the sheets like, it hooked up to me hips. So I'm lying on my bed, one hand behind my back, phone in hand, having a bit of, like half, not winding him up, but just having a bit of, yeah, it was all right. Have you ever seen Hope, mate? Have you ever seen Hope?

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50:14Right, it's a very interesting one, this. All right, chaps, please keep this anonymous. Avid listening to Friday Club and all that about them. This is a story from about 10, 12 years back when I was a full-time member of Tinder at the ripe old age of 20 slash 21. Just looking to get my wit dipped at any chance possible. After a few weeks on the app, I'd had a few matches and a couple of meet-ups but nothing concrete. This is when I matched with a lovely-looking bird. Let's call her Daisy. She was six foot, blonde, a few tattoos. She had a bit of work done such as lips and a very decent rack made of silicon, but still at least an eight or even nine out of ten.

51:01Being about a seven myself, five, I thought I'd hit the jackpot. After matching and chatting for a bit, she disclosed she was an underwear model. Surely this was too good to be true. We kept messaging and eventually the idea of meeting up became a definite possibility. We arranged to meet in a local bar for a couple of drinks. Nothing major, but a nice steady first date. I arrived at the bar and was greeted with this stunning blonde and couldn't believe my look. The date went very well and although no fiddling happened on the first date, her conversation with me started turning more filthy and filthy.

51:42I quickly arranged a second date and we went to a nice restaurant for some decent scran and a few more drinks. She would have been very flirty with a small skirt on and a very revealing top, showing off her stunning rack. My one wood was twitching the whole time, especially when she dropped her napkin and very flirtily bent over in front of me, almost allowing me to see what she had for breakfast. Has she dropped that knack you on purpose? Of course she has. We're happy at this point, aren't we? Yeah, we're off at Mo. Nice bit of scant, couple of drinks. However, again, no fiddling after this date, but I had to take one off the wrist when I got home.

52:27We arranged a third date, and this time she suggested I pick her up from her house. Not a problem for me, so I turned up there and picked her up She said she would sort the date out And was directing me on where to drive We arrived at a car park to a country park About 10 or 15 minutes from where she lived And my mind was already racing Knowing that this would clearly lead to some action Having parked up, she started feeling me up and kissing me and I was giving her lovely fake tits a little grab. No red flags yet? None at all. Third, fourth date, this. Yeah. Let's put it this way. If my jeans had been any tighter, my one would have burst a hole in them.

53:15She undid my... I'm going to change my voice. Come on then. She undid my jeans and took it out and proceeded to give me the best low job I've ever had in my life to this day. and swallowing at the end. Being a nice chap, I offered to return the favour, at which point she said she had to get home quickly tonight. As a bloke, I was happy. I took my muck and didn't have to do anything in return. We all sound at minute? Yeah, apart from that with your voice. We arranged to meet up again after my worst Christmas due the following week, this time at her house as her parents were away. I'm thinking this will be where I get the whole job lot I went out with lads from work showing them this absolute stunner I'd been messaging and told them about the car park situation they all understood me heading off early from the do especially if I was rattling and that if I was rattling that which I'm not if I was rattling that not happy with that just the terminology walloping that I've been left the lads and set off in a taxi to her house.

54:33I arrived and was greeted by a bloke. Confused, I asked for Daisy. Yeah, she's here, mate. I'm her brother. Come in. I walk through the hallway and Daisy comes down and takes me straight upstairs. Still a little weirded out by her brother being there, but she told me not to worry. As soon as she touched me, I forgot about the brother, and she soon had her mouth around my cock and wouldn't stop. I shot my lord into her mouth, and then again she made an excuse not to go any further, as I was told she would see me again. This started ringing more alarm bells. I couldn't understand it, but I was a young lad and I was getting unbelievable blowies on a regular, so I put my concerns to the side and went with it.

55:16This is when things took a turn. Having messaged her regularly to try and meet up again, she went extremely quiet, going days without talking and making excuses at every turn when I asked for meet-ups, more sexual encounters. Is the old alarm ringing at me, Chris? There's a couple of bells, but I know you've said before there's some women out there that are really into... Just sucking. But, yeah, no, there's some flags. See how? Say a yellow flag. You might just know what I want to put out. After a week or two, I'd lost patience and sent her a message saying that I wouldn't be seeing her again.

55:53And I had enough of the ghosting and not knowing where I stood. I soon received a FaceTime call from her. I answered the call and she started apologising for the ghosting, etc. before saying there were reasons she hadn't gone any further with me. Here came the big reveal. Pushing her on these reasons, she proceeded to explain that she hadn't been born a female. Head loss. Oh! I'm getting angry there. Has she had the full work done? She has gone through... You know when she bed down for the napkin? See, I said to knackers. I'm just imagining porking her. Like a little pit bull. Yeah! She had gone through all the hormone treatment and had become a legitimate female after having the operation about two or three years previous as soon as she turned 18.

56:45You've got to disclose that kind of information. She explained that she had a fanny, but it was basically just a hole where her cock used to be and she didn't let me go near her in case I'd have run away. I'd obviously noticed her lips and tits had been plastic, but never thought she'd have a plastic sleeve. Damn right I ran away, having stopped myself going round her house and throwing the biggest right hook at him, er, him, I could muster. I had to accept that I'd have my cock shook by a bloke on the regular. I do have to say, though, still the best bloies I've ever had. He definitely knew how to handle a prick.

57:24Probably the practising as a young lad. Moral of the story, be careful, lads. These folk are out there. She looked every inch, a woman. Anyway, cheers, lads. Sorry it's a long one, but what would you have done in this situation? them. Exactly the same. Yeah. Yeah, I do think that that kind of that needs to be disclosed prior. I'm not that bothered about getting the sucked off bit. I'm sound with that. It's the kissing. What is it? The kissing for me. Like, probably seeing another, seeing a couple more times but no kissing. Yeah. So you'd revisit? Yeah. Fucking there. Yeah. Yeah, probably just three or four more times.

58:06You can bum me, just don't kiss me. Nah. John. What's up with you? You must be able to have sex with him when the bits hop and that. There must be some sort of avenue. Are you still having sex with a... Are you going to end your head that you're having sex with a boy? Yeah, you've got to look past that.

58:26How does he not know to add an apple? I know, I was thinking that, but if she's had all the operations... Can you not have that surgically removed as well? I mean... He's done nothing, He's getting no stick from me for getting roped in and that. We'd all do exactly the same. Would you get a stick if you went back? Yeah. That's what I couldn't. See, I know the mainstream narrative media is that we should accept that as a lady. But as a man, in the back of your head, do you still think it's a failure? I'm like, no, not for me. No, no chance. It's all right accepting it. If she puts it on the table and says, I'm a man.

58:59She can't. She can't go on. But then if he still goes around, it's fair game. She's told him. but to keep it from them, that's a bit... It's the best. It turns you on a little bit. It's the best you've ever had. Nah, sorry, John. The best you've ever had. It's not quite as bad as the 65-year-old, but it's up there. It's the best. Just think of all them good ones you've had. And this is top, top draw. Would you rather receive a 5 out of 10 rated one from a standard woman or a 10 out of 10 for a... ex-bloke it's the best in it get down here biggin come on son come on warrior come on warrior right that was at us so what we're saying then are we are we are we are we are we going round and getting a clip nah no no I'm not I'm just you're furious yeah putting it down to sloppiness and an error what about you Chris putting a line through it nah it's not an error really is it well it is you've mistaken a woman for a man a man for a yeah or a woman big lips it is the best it is what you were doing Chris just turning you win one more time just something no in the back of your mind it's still a fella yeah Dave no yeah Dave you're on your own I can't explain it's the best I know we're told I know we're told to accept that it's a a woman now we seem to be but for me no I'm sorry I'm sorry Frank I'm not winning no more than half a dozen times strictly no kissing but do not whatever you do try and chuck lips on me unless it's on me willy right gents sound a bit calm then bit of housekeeping Chris oh go on then do your best Leeds live show Saturday October the 11th with Matthew Kilgallen selling like hot cakes do you want cakes I'll go with cakes if you want, yeah.

1:01:03What is your favourite cake? Hot lunch. Favourite cake. I do like, I don't know if it's class as a cake, I do like cherry bait wells. Oh, nice. Just on their own or do you have ice cream? I can have them with ice cream, custard, or just on their own with a cup of tea. Do you dip? No. Can't dip a cake in a brew. But they get a bit clammy in your mouth, that's when you wash it down with a cup of tea. Yours? I do like an apple crumble. yeah goodness cake it's never been anywhere near a cake yeah yeah we did not I didn't ask you Chris oh yeah we're just having a conversation between ourselves crumbles and you're dipping what's a Portuguese tart it's like a pastry bottom fluffy on top yeah it's almost a custard you need to get custards no no don't mind a profiterole again not a cake well this is why you don't get involved in the conversation actually the question is what's your favorite cake profiterole it was a serious certainly double chocolate gato someone did ask a genuine question whether you were invited on his stag do because it must have been in the recordings we haven't like insinuated whether you're coming or not.

1:02:26So he was like, what's, what's gone on? Is the, is the, is the camp? Yeah. Is Chris going? Is he, I feel a bit awkward listening and he's not going. Can you imagine if I wasn't? You just never mentioned and like never invited and you just keep on having conversations about it. I think that's why he got in touch because he said he felt awkward listening if the, if you weren't going. Do you not think you've got too many people going? I've just opened it up to anybody. they can call me stag do and not even see me if they don't want I'm sound with that if they need it as an excuse to get away from the missus no bother no problem you don't think it'll be a bit too I don't fucking come then I'm just talking from your perspective he's not going to give a fuck is he it's me that's going to get it in the neck I'm not bothered about it all being about me and all that sort of stuff that's not my crap Matthew Kilgallen Saturday October 11th going now because they've gone soon Sunderland sold out Stork sold out Blackburn 19th of December going on sale may even be on sale right now but going on sale very soon if not you could make it a Christmas party couldn't you you should maybe try and get a couple more in before Christmas any more for any more anything you want to bring to the table somebody got in touch that was on the Vegas trip with our Stevie and he he volleyed the knackers but he looked into it and apparently you can make your knackers disappear yeah well it's a skill in your stomach must be so you're just kicking bone yeah pop the boys in the barracks I reckon that'll still be sore it'll be sore but not you won't get that stomach sick yeah up the cosh up the cosh up the cosh see you next week

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