Friday Club | Jenny’s Dirty Past

32:18Failed attempt? Did you go on a date? Yeah, I just met up with a bird and went absolutely nowhere. How far into it did you not go nowhere? A good few hours of my time. Few hours? I wonder what she thought. I wonder when she thought. It's not really working for me. I reckon a few minutes. No, I think I can pinpoint the moment where it went downhill. Oh, go on then. The farm. Is it that thing going on, did you? No, so we were talking about holidays. and she mentioned she'd been to amsterdam now gone oh yeah i went to amsterdam a few years ago and i can't just like start digging myself a hole because to be clear i didn't get a prostitute there but the way i dug myself a hole made it seem like i did surely you should surely just surely just fill the hole by saying to be fair i never went with a prostitute when i wanted you i said whole hole filled it's that by that point it just sounded like I had.

33:21Can you just give us an insight? Into what? This is important, Job. What were your exact words? I can't remember, but we were talking about how expensive it was. And I was like, oh, yeah, a lot of my friends ended up spending... Well, Amsterdam in general. And a lot of my friends ended up spending over£1 ,000 in one weekend there. and she goes, oh, I wonder what's on. And I'm going, well, yeah, a few of them did get prostitutes. And then I sort of stumbled and gone, oh, no, just to be clear, I didn't. And it just seemed like I did in the moment. Gently by association, do you think? Yeah, you put yourself in them circles, John, George.

34:08Right, I've actually got a question for you, boys. Oh, go on. Going on holiday with a few mates in a few weeks. Yeah. I was meant to be going. organised the lads trip. The group chat got made the other day. One of my mates has put his girlfriend in the group chat. What? Is she coming? She's coming. Oh. So I'll tell you what you need to go then, George. Get your mate really pissed and try it on with her. Not doing that. How many lads are going? Six lads. One girl. Well, since she's been added to the chat Another one of the boys' girlfriends has been added since Oh They've been having conversations backstage Yeah And what's the destination?

34:58Croatia It's not a large trip if one of the girlfriends is going Yeah But what's the approach? Crack on with the trip Or say something I would say Kick her out a group Admin kick her out and then just don't let her come. Has she paid for it in that? Yeah, she has.

35:24Change the hotels and just let them two stay at the other hotel and ignore them for the weekend for me. It's obviously going to turn into a couple's trip in George, isn't it? No, the other four lads are single. So there's only two lads in relationship. But still, change hotels. We aren't telling them. I think it's bad form like even if you're just inviting somebody else you know without saying anything yeah just without saying who's this number in group chat nobody's said anything but yeah you should have the conversation beforehand oh I'm bringing our Sandra is it no I am is it okay yeah Yeah, that's my attitude with it.

36:14It's not the fact she's coming. It's the fact he's spoken about it as a lad's trip and then done that. Is he not allowed to go on his own, George? That's my guess, John. Not good enough. At what, 25, 26? Yeah, 26. I wonder if he's floated the idea past that and she's gone, I'm coming. you're not going on your own and then he's bottled it and gone alright I'll lead you to the group chat now to be honest Georgie unfortunately I don't think he can do anything if she's paid her money and you's all paid up are you going with the in the airport or just sat crossing your arms facing the totally wrong direction to her I don't know is that a bit extreme that's what I'm asking what's all her approach because as you know George but Petty.

37:10Petty is John Parkin's middle name. Eggly Bop speaking to the birds. Are you all close? Are you all mates, would you say? Yeah, yeah, we're all mates. That might be alright, man. Fine, I don't have an issue with her coming, but it's the way he's gone about doing it. Yeah. And we can't even make a stance so it doesn't happen in the future. Yeah. Put your foot down. Get on their flick-ons, Georgie.

37:43So, hopefully she looks like the evangelistic, whatever they call her, to flick on for Georgie, boy. It needs good service. Very good service. Talking Kelly Brook in her prime service. That's what we need for Georgie. Quick message, gentlemen, from our friends at Salee. Heroes. For you especially, John. They certainly were in America. Well, Sealy, if you don't know, is the eSIM service app brought to you by the creators of NordVPN, which we love, don't we? Obviously, you know I'm not very technical. All you need to do is download the app to your phone, install an eSIM so you can use data abroad instead of getting them horrible, horrible roaming charges.

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39:44So picture the scene. I'm 19, fresh out of college and starting my first proper job in an office. The workforce was basically split into three groups. You had a telephone sales team, predominantly mums who wanted something that fitted around the school room. Then there was the youngsters like me working in the office and design studio the next to fuck all but putting up with it because it was supposed to be a stepping stone to a proper career. And then there was the senior management basically the youngsters who had somehow failed to escape and were still there in the 40s. There was however one exception the receptionist let's call her jenny jenny was tiny petite quiet as a mouse and i mean quiet she could appear beside your desk with a pile of posts without making a single fucking noise you turn around and she'd be standing there she dressed very prim and proper blouse skirt sensible shoes more hyacinth bouquet dress sense rather than linda block from dream team She wasn't particularly sociable either, kept herself to herself.

40:59We knew she had two kids, but apart from that, nobody really knew anything about her home life. She was basically the last person in the office you'd expect to have an interesting story. Then, one summer, the owner of the business decided we all needed to bond. So he booked a team building afternoon, an all-inclusive river cruise. 40 or 50 people on a boat unlimited alcohol nowhere to escape what could possibly go wrong? well before we'd even got on the boat heads started to turn because Jenny had arrived wearing leather trousers high heels and a shirt slash blouse thing that made her look like Adam fucking Ant and as the afternoon went on the drink started flowing the sales mum who had clearly decided that the all-inclusive meant to see if you can bankrupt the company started playing Never Have I Ever.

41:58Do you know the rules of Never Have I Ever? Oh, it says here. Know the game? Someone says, Never Have I Ever Done X and anyone who has done X has to drink. Like, Never Have I Ever Knocked Out One... Knocked One Out Of A Midget Porn. Drink Up, JP. It started fairly innocently. Never have I ever had a one night stand. Drink. Never have I ever had a threesome. A few more drink. Then it took a fucking turn. Never have I ever been dogging. Drink. Never have I ever been choked during sex. Drink. Never have I ever tried bondage. Drink. Never have I ever done water sports drink never have i ever been fisted and here's where the story gets interesting because jenny drank on every single one at first we thought she was just joining in then she started getting pissed and the more pissed she got the more she started talking it turned out our quiet little receptionist had quite the story with her now ex-husband.

43:15Let's just say that the woman we'd previously known for quietly handing out post had apparently been living a considerably more adventurous life than the rest of us had ever imagined. Anyway, Monday morning comes round, the leather trousers are gone, the adamant look has disappeared. Jenny is back behind reception in her blousing skirt, quietly handing out the post like nothing has happened. But something has changed. Behind her back, we started calling her Kinky Jenny. And that's where you'd think the story ends. It doesn't. A few months later, we're drawing names for the office secret Santa.

43:58My mate Dave, who sat next to me in the design studio, pulled Jenny's name out the hat. We looked at each other. This was fucking brilliant. Kinky Jenny for Secret Santa. Obviously, we had to get something inappropriate. Something that would have the whole office pissing themselves. Except there was a£10 limit. Dave didn't fancy blowing the budget just for a joke, so he went looking elsewhere. A few days later, he told me he'd found the perfect present. Apparently, he'd come across some bloke selling bizarre collection of stuff on the market. Military memorabilia. Zippo lighters. Bongs. Vibrators.

44:38Basically the sort of store where you don't ask too many questions. And amongst the collection was a pair of metal handcuffs. Ten quid. Perfect. Secret Santa arrives. Everyone gathers round. People are drinking. Everyone's laughing. And eventually, it's Jenny's turn. She stands up. She opens the present. And sees the handcuffs. and her face goes absolutely fucking crimson. The sales team immediately start making jokes. The youngsters are pissing themselves because we know exactly why she's got them. Kinky Jenny has been given handcuffs. Job done. Except, not everyone's laughing. The senior management team weren't amused at all.

45:25They wanted to know who bought them. Why did they buy them? And suddenly, the atmosphere in the room changed. Jenny made an excuse and left. Dave was now absolutely shitting himself because he was convinced he was getting dragged into a disciplinary meeting. Eventually, I was questioned by my line manager. I explained that it was a joke based on a drinking game we'd all done on the river cruise. That seemed to calm things down slightly. The senior team tried to get the party going again, but the mood had gone. Nobody could work out why they'd reacted so badly. then a few weeks later jenny left the company no leaving drinks no whip round no cake nothing we just got a short email telling us she'd left and that the youngsters were being called into a meeting that's when we found out jenny hadn't just been some quiet receptionist she'd been working there as part of a rehabilitation program to help convicted criminals get back into employment only the senior management team had known and when Jenny opened the secret Santa present and saw the handcuffs she hadn't thought, oh brilliant they're taking the piss out of me because of the drinking game she thought they know, she thought we'd somehow discovered her past she thought the handcuffs were a message we know what you've done cynical voice She then decided to leave At this point we're sitting in the meeting thinking Fucking hell, what have we actually done?

47:07So obviously Being early 2000s office workers With absolutely no sense of privacy Professionalism or restraint We went straight onto Google And that's when we found out Jenny had been a convicted murderer Oh my god she'd shot her husband with a shotgun while he was asleep she'd originally received a lie sentence and served around seven years before a retrial was brought brought more details about the relationship to lie including allegations of abuse threats of sexual coercion and the conviction had suddenly been reduced to manslaughter and she was released and suddenly the fucking secret Santa present wasn't funny anymore because she'd spent months calling her kinky Jenny behind her back.

48:02Jesus Christ. We joked about her sex life, we bought her handcuffs and completely unknowingly we'd handed a woman with a history of domestic abuse and a murder conviction a pair of handcuffs in front of the entire fucking office. And the really strange thing? she'd been the one telling us about those experiences herself on the boat which is the bit that still doesn't quite sit right with me because apparently the quiet little receptionist had one hell of a past and none of us had a fucking clue. So boys, the next time you're doing Secret Santa at work maybe don't buy the receptionist handcuffs because you never know what you're going to uncover.

48:45It's always the quiet ones up the fucking cosh. Jesus, that took lots of turns. I still don't think it's manslaughter. If he's asleep and you're shooting with a shotgun, I still don't think it's manslaughter. Pre-meditated. Still murder, innit? You think it's murder, innit? Nah, it's still murder. But obviously there's circumstances that might lead up to it. It might not be a longer sentence, but it's still murder. It's still murder for me anyway. Yeah, you think there's other routes out rather than blowing it all in him.

49:23I mean she's on this boat playing this stupid game and decided just to get involved even though the stuff that she was talking about was carried out against her wishes somewhere it might have been she had a drink though Chris all you can drink on the boat no escape At what point do you think I'm going to see if I can get the whole fist in Just let them get the fist in Let them get a lot in Get the throw in and all For me that was a plot twist They couldn't have They couldn't have actually presented her with any What's gift Get a shotgun Shotgun cartridge A shotgun dildo Yeah, bowl of porridge

50:18Yeah, we remember one of them plastic guns you get at fair. God bless Jenny, yeah? Inky Jenny. My fist, man. Jesus Christ. Where'd you get a shotgun? I can't believe that's all you're taking from this story. What, the fisting? Yeah. Pissing. Oh, you know, he's come up. Yeah. but yeah not be fisting don't be pissing on anybody else will he I did piss on his chips uh huh how else in the pipe George alright lads here's another one it's got to go in the bin this it shouldn't even be up for the base but I'm interested to hear your point of view so it's just been at the match your team's got pumped you're on a foul route you spent a fortune on drink you come home and your missus just goes it's only a game man It's only a bit of fun.

51:12It's just men kicking a football around. Like, are you wanting divorce? Like, are you wanting problems? Because, fuck it, it's not just a game, is it? Do you know what I mean? Ben, straight away, fuck off. It's just how angry people are in these diggies. Yeah. Human. There's proper emotion behind it, isn't there? It's just, yeah. I can half understand where they're coming from. Because if they don't get it, they don't get it, do they? it's a mentality shift I remember after after our defeat to Argentina in the World Cup semi-final I remember taking a similar approach just the way we're dealing with the disappointment well it's just a game isn't it yeah do you think she's trying to make him feel better well she just doesn't want him moping around how does she put rest at night yeah in the bin for me yeah just keep quiet and just order the Chinese or whatever yeah Yeah, not at all.

52:12Oh, what a very good day apart from that sound. Although, that's another thing. They can navigate a different conversation. Or even, despite the result, did you have a good day? Did you spend some good time with your mates? Job done. I'll tell you what is quashing it all straight away. Fancy a blowy? A sex act. Win or lose. he's not bothered he's just been pumped six yeah just a game then carry on with your evening it's just a game then carry on carry on with your evening perfectly perfectly fine it's just a game in the bin yeah get them in in the bin yeah get them not women in general just that comment just a game have you seen oh really sorry it's not the news story this week about the builders in Belgium that have found the gold in the cellar no so they're doing a renovation in a cellar, I don't know if it's an office block a house or what and they've pulled a wall down and inside the wall hidden is bags of gold bullions and coins 7.5 million pounds worth and they've told the police the police have now confiscated and are doing an investigation into where the gold has come from and who it belongs to.

53:43Stamps on it are around the 60s and 70s. And whether it's come from criminal activity. So then it's just going to be, I'm telling you what, I'm telling you right now, I am leaving with my DeWalt case full. Yeah. Oh, aye. With a Popeye's arm dragging it out. In fact, just keep quiet. Just keep quiet and just text so much out every... Build the wall back up. Knock it down in the morning. Text some gold out. Build it back up at night. Just keep doing that for as long as it takes to get it all out. But then I was thinking, with the story being in the news, I wonder if there's somebody in prison right now going, oh, my God.

54:32They found it. They found it. Possibly. Fuck. He's doing his 15, 20 stretch, knowing that he's got seven and a half million quid's worth of gold, tucked away in an office basement, and he's gone, oh, fuck. This is a much lesser scale, but I remember my brother finding 20 quid in Sutherland Leger Centre, and he handed it in. Oh, which one? Oh, and my dad bollocked him.

55:05and he's learned his lesson because every penny's a prisoner now i i'd be more inclined to hand 20 quid in than i would seven and a half million quid yeah that's why i said it was much less scale but yeah but i i think i'd hand i'd hand 20 quid in but if if if it were i don't know if i found 10 000 quid i don't know what i'm doing there lads thing is you know for a fact that The fella that you handed into is just going to go, cheers, mate, and just put it straight in his pocket. Yeah. Yeah, I'll put it in lost property with the goggles. I think that was exactly what my dad said. Yeah. Yeah. A few airbands, goggles, and one armband.

55:46If I found a wallet I'd hand it in. Yeah, snap. Of course you would. Of course you would. But, like, just cold hard cash. Do you know what I'm like? who's even going back? If you've lost 20 quid, you've lost 20 quid, haven't you? You're not going, oh, I'll get back to the leisure and see if anybody's handed it in. Yeah, I wonder if they regret it, the lads in Belgium. You'd like to think they're really 10 million pounds worth one here, in the moment you get two and a half out. Yeah, I was thinking that. A couple of days in a butty box. Oh, I'm still regretted, by the way, in case you're wondering.

56:26if i'd have invested that at 12 it's probably worth about 140 now 150

56:34one for the ditch one for the ditch aye the tall trees bus adventure all right chaps here's one of many stupid stories from back in the day This one involved two of my mates, Alan and Rob, sometime in the late 90s. Back then, we used to go clubbing at a place called Tall Trees in the North East. It was a massive club in the countryside that attracted court loads of people from all over. Have you heard of it? I've heard of it, I've never been. In the arm. Oh, I'm used to go all the time. Lars Lee's. Yeah. On this particular night, our group of lads were being even rowdier than usual. Eventually, Alan and Rob got themselves thrown out for organising a long jump competition inside the venue.

57:28Imagine how funny that would be if they were properly. If you're separating people and that.

57:38It's done as that, has. how they thought that was acceptable behaviour in a nightclub remains a mystery anyway the rest of us carried on with the night and the start the story really starts with the two freshly evicted idiots standing out with standing outside in the freezing cold before mobile phones were a thing they had no clue what to do tall trees wasn't exactly near a town and most people arrived by coach, taxi or designated driver. With at least four hours until kicking out time and nowhere near enough money for a taxi home, they hatched a genius drunk plan. Let's find a bus and sleep on it until everyone's finished.

58:23So, they wandered through the coach car park, pressing buttons on bus doors until eventually one opened. Result. They climbed aboard, headed straight for the back seats and settled in for what they thought would be a nice warm kit. At some point later, Rob opened his eyes. The bus was full and the bus was moving. Moving down a motorway and panic set in immediately. He shook Alan awake. Alan! Alan! We're on a fucking bus! Both of them stumbled down the aisle shouting at the driver Stop the bus! Stop the bus! The driver, no doubt wondering where these two clowns had appeared from, pulled over. The pair jumped off and stood at the side of the road watching the bus disappear into the distance.

59:16Accompanied by a chorus of wanker signs and abuse from the rest of the passengers. Hungover, confused and completely disorientated, they tried to work out where they were. After a bit of walking they recognised the area. Unfortunately they also realised they'd been travelling in completely the wrong direction. At this point a sensible person might have found a phone and called for help. Not these two. Both still lived with their parents and apparently considered phone and home to be a fate worse than death. Alan suddenly remembered they weren't too far from the industrial estate where he worked.

59:58Maybe I can get into work and we can wait there. Naturally, that became the new plan. Off they trudged across dark farmers' fields towards the distant glow of civilisation. After battling nettles, muddy potholes and every other obstacle the countryside could throw at them, they eventually reached the industrial estate. Only one problem remained. A seven-foot fence. Alan scrambled over it without any trouble. Rob, however, was significantly worse for wear. After much struggling, he finally reached the top and swung a leg over. And then disaster struck. Splat. He'd shit himself.

1:00:44Splat was in bold. Full stop. I'm thinking he's got caught on the spikes or something. And then I thought, splat? What's that? What's splat? And if he fell off the other side and place-planted or what? Ah, he's shite. In the resulting panic, he lost his footing completely and crashed over the other side of the fence. The landing was immediately followed by an enormous FUCKING HOW! Not from Rob, and not from Alan, but from a tramp who, against all odds, happened to be sleeping exactly where Rob landed. I know. Mental. What followed was a chaotic, shit-scented scuffle as Rob tried to untangle himself from a stunned and very angry hobo.

1:01:33Alan was completely useless. He was laughing so hard he could barely stand. The kind of laughter where your legs stop functioning altogether. Unfortunately, the tramp eventually turned his attention towards Alan and charged at him, throwing wild windmill punches like a bargain bin, Rocky Balboa. That was enough motivation for both lads to run fast. Having escaped, Rob attempted some emergency damage control with a handful of leaves before deciding to abandon his underwear completely and go commando. It is the go-to, isn't it? Yeah. I don't know what time of year it was, because you don't want autumn leaves for a wipe.

1:02:18Wet. Yeah. Cold. Yeah. The smell, however, remained very much intact.

1:02:29Eventually the lads reached Alan's workplace. Locked up, obviously. They walked around the perimeter, searching for a way inside like rebels looking for a weakness in the Death Star. Nothing. Alan suggested climbing into a cardboard skip and waiting until daylight. Rob had a different idea. He picked up a large rock and launched it straight through the window. Instantly, the yard erupted. Alarms, security lights, sirens, the lot. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

1:03:12Realising there was also CCTV everywhere, Alan legged it while desperately trying to hide his face from the cameras. The two idiots sprinted until they reached a nearby wooded area. There they paused to have a heated argument about whose fault everything was.

1:03:30The argument quickly collapsed into another fit of hysterical laughter. And a brief hug it out session followed. Eventually Alan finally came to his senses. Mostly because Rob now smelled like a chemical weapon. They set off in search of a phone box. and Alan rang his brother. As you can imagine, he wasn't exactly thrilled about being dragged out to bed in the early hours to rescue two stranded idiots. His mood worsened considerably when he arrived to find them covered head-to-toe in mud with grass in their hair and jeans soaked through. And it deteriorated even further when Rob climbed into the car, bringing with him a smell that made his brother immediately regret every life decision that had led to that moment.

1:04:17to this day it's still one of the funniest stories from our clubbing years I've got plenty more tales from back in the day if anyone wants another oh aye he's gone on to a bit of advice from you for you here John you're wiping your arse all wrong I didn't learn to wipe my arse probably until I was 40 wipe as normal until you think you're done then give it a rigorous back and forth for a few seconds it's surprising how much more shit comes off thank you very much I'll put that on board John yeah I certainly will I'll tell you what I've got a lot of time for the people on the coach knowing that there's two random people asleep on the back and still letting them travel yeah you know not waking them up nah fuck them they've sneaked on our coach for a kip yeah we'll see how far away from home we can get them and also the wanker signs as they were driving on

1:05:18i'd like to think i'd like to think if i were in that situation on the walk down to tell the driver to stop i'd maybe ask one person whereabouts are you up to yeah yeah where's this bus going get off get a train coherent aren't they yeah not once have they just thought like we'll get off find a phone booth or summer the thought well they're not thinking are they I think the I think the long jump in the nightclub's not got as much air time as it should have done that's fucking brilliant I know you know that at the side of the floor clapping getting all the crowd going yeah well they said long jump I was just wondering if it had then progressed to like a triple jump you know it'd soon it'd soon escalate wouldn't it before you know it there's hurdles coming in there's a railing people I jump in the early yeah yeah health and safety not good enough by the way season starts tonight FPL league oh aye yeah yes the under the cosh league is in the description have you got your teams in I need to do mine sharp I've done mine yeah loosely I need to speak to me me assistant manager I've got a good starting team yeah and as last year enter the league and the highest placed Patreon we have a prize to the value of£1 ,000 Bosh I say to the value because we don't know what it is yet but I mean that might be in lira or something I've got a few dollars spare from America so I couldn't I heard that to them.

1:07:11But there's going to be a£1 ,000 prize for the highest placed Patreon. Yes, so get your teams in. I'm taking it serious from the start this time, not just starting halfway. Yeah. See, my problem is losing... Just... Interest. Interest, yeah, halfway through. Yeah, I imagine if I'm doing well. We should have a forfeit, really. Right. Can we get some suggestions in? A suggestion in. Did you see the lad who had to perform at a bodybuilding competition? Yeah. Yeah. Outstanding. Yeah. Right. Can we get some suggestions in for the forfeit then of between the three of us, the lowest finisher? At the end of the season.

1:08:04Four? I might as well get Percy Meary involved. Yeah. couldn't even get into his emails last year

1:08:14George is in hopefully George wins a shag

1:08:20a thousand pounds that were loud a thousand pounds worth of prostitute vouchers in Amsterdam you've got a George and before we do go public service announcement live shows three booked in the 12th of November Newcastle which we're going to do a Friday Club live show yes the 5th of December in Sheffield Friday Club live show and on the 28th of November in Middlesbrough we've got a under the cosh podcast with guest episode because we've not done Middlesbrough for I'm going to say 18 months so yeah they arranged a game I think they changed a game I saw it that night. So back with a Middlesbrough guest.

1:09:14Friday Club ones are going to be chaos, aren't they? Yeah. Yeah, perfect. So tickets are on sale now. The link's in the description. Click a click through. It's going to be a good night. Yes. They always are, aren't they? Yeah, I've missed them. Always are. Never thought I'd say it, but I miss doing them. Yeah. Yeah, it's been since before the summer. World Cup took over. New season, new live shows. Yes. Yes, going back to the fantasy football forfeits. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that could be... Son. It's got to be good. It's got to be good. Bad, but good. Yeah. Yeah. It's got to be something worth not losing interest for during the season.

1:10:03Yeah. Yeah, definitely. Yeah. definitely yeah like Lanzan Lanzan John O 'Groats or something walk

1:10:14backwards not that exercise fuck that right gents yeah well see you next week keep enjoying your holiday Chrissie yeah apart from the shower gate how is your diddling going still performing well yeah pace pace is steady to medium you're a credit to yourself Chris within you know as holidays usually are holiday mode excellent news glad to hear it we'll see you next week see you on the other side bye bye cheerio Tuddle Pit