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29:43Hey, Cheeky. Oh. I reply back, now then, sweet cheeks. Shall we just meet tonight and hit things off? So he's gone straight in as he knows exactly what he wants. He's not messing about with sweet cheeks. He's not that bothered if it don't come off, is he? No. 20 minutes later, after washing my cock, soaking myself in the finest blue jeans aftershave and putting on my fresh Ralph Lauren polo shirt, I was in the car on the way to hers to pick her up. I pulled up outside and she jumped in. It was at that point I knew I'd fucked up. She took me into the countryside and pulled my pants down. Her blowjob technique was disgraceful.

30:28She would suck with her teeth, scraping my purple-headed warrior. It wasn't the best feeling, he says. 20 seconds later, I had her bent over the back seat with her arse out of the back door, smashing the fuck out of her. Oh, come on. I don't like it when it's like, can you just word it a bit different? I'm just reading what's in front of us, Chris. I'm sorry. He's only telling you what the emails are telling him. B-B-Q. The smell wasn't pleasant. Oh, fuck off. It was a quick finish, and she said, see him again next week. Yeah, fuck it. I said, why not? You can't complain and then say, yeah, I'll see you next week.

31:10On the way back to hers, I called into the petrol station. Please, can you withdraw me£20 out? It's taken a toll on my fuel tank to meet you tonight, and I don't have much fuel to get me home, I said. He said this to her? Yeah. I bought myself a kebab on the way home with her. That's outrageous. Absolutely outrageous. I think it's incredible. My mates still laugh about it to this day. do you think it was wrong of me to ask for 20 pound or do you think I was in the right after all I just shagged a 2 out of 10 and had to get some reward for it up the cosh it's outrageous but it's hilarious at the same time yeah

31:53the audacity obviously he's seen a photo of her he knows she's not great and he can't then she can't get in the car then and think oh I've made a mistake here he can't No, he knows exactly what I signed up for. And he knew she lived an hour away. Yeah, he knew what he was doing before he set off. Yeah. Yeah, he's outrageous. Would you say a horrendous blowjob is better than no blowjob at all? No. I'd rather not have one, wouldn't you? You know when it hurts? Mm-hmm. You remember when it hurts? No. Yeah, I agree. You like your sweat off? Yeah. that will kiss us by the way not mine she's got to back up if she has that noise no that's what it is no innit it's a certain like ooh you I don't think I've ever had a biter you sort of pull your cheeks back don't you thinking oh but yeah answer your question I think it was wrong yeah that was wrong you knew what you were doing to ask for the 20 snobters you knew it was an hour away yeah yeah I think it's I think yeah the actual cheek of it man like I would never have I wouldn't have that cheek in me I really wouldn't right oh a non-sex related email they're like rocking our shit aren't they yeah we don't I don't like them right I'm gonna go to me well you said you didn't want sex I want sex right so this is a follow up so can you remember the other week when we were on a part do women get out after strapping one on and Jesus, can we go with the non-sex one first before Yeah, go on Chris Okay, here we go Alright lads, Cockney Kosher and Patreon here Love the pod, blah blah blah I've got what I think is a cracker of a story here and no need to keep anonymous As rightly or wrongly, I told this story during my best man speech last year I'm tipping wrongly Me and two pals went to Madrid for a three day session in July 2019 and on the final day we were easily persuaded to go into one last bar before flying back the morning after.

34:11We all know how the guts can be after drinking for 72 hours in 30 degree heat. This is going down to shitty roads, isn't it? I've just picked this email up. I haven't read it. I don't know what's going on. We all know how guts can be after drinking for 72 hours in 30 degree heat and it is fair to say it caught up with one of the lads I was with. A few beers in and around midnight, he dashed to the toilet and nothing more was said until the next morning when he described the horrific experience he endured in the toilet. Unfortunately for my mate, there was no toilet paper available and from his graphic description, it was very much needed.

34:55Whatever solution you're thinking he came up with was not it, trust me. As we know, in Spain, you often need to put loo roll in the bin. My mate somehow decided the best option available was to rummage his way through the bin in search of certain bits of tissue that were particularly unscathed. Oh, so he's gone bin rooting. I was thinking, that piece there's not got a bit of shit on it. I'll use that one. To be fair to him, he based each tissue on its own merits and then calmly finished the job off using these bits of tissue and we carried on with our beers into the night. I am presuming Parkey may have had similar dilemmas and would be interesting to hear his thoughts on my pal's course of action.

35:46I personally think it was one of the most disgusting things even this pod has come across. Keep up the good work, lads, and hope to see you soon at a live show if you do intend on ever coming south of Birmingham. Cheers. See, I'm going more... Sock. No, well, yeah. Sock. Sock's an easier solution. Sock's a good option. If you've not got any socks on. So I'm going flush. Flush again. Use water. Use the water from the bottom of the basin. It's a good shout. You know, it's obviously, you need a second flush. All right. 100 % need a second flush, but then just give it a wash. Yeah. It's a good shout.

36:28Good shout. But I don't know if I'm rooting. I don't think I'm ever rooting. I think that's the worst possible option he could have gone with. I know you've said that he's looking for pieces that haven't been used, but I think there might be some that have been used. Yeah, final wipe. Yeah, and he's gone. He's reloaded, which is... You want to use mine because I start with 12 pieces and I fold them into six and I fold them into three. is that like regimented is always 12 climate change eh is it always 12 I've just picked 12 as a number right so I pull it off and I fold fold so it's basically the size of my hand Jesus it's quite thick how does she get through I've been known to you're keeping bloody Greta Thunberg in a job I've been known to sleep through Chris with Digit yeah they are wet yeah get back on the front line Greta he's going to have to continue yeah so I've got I've got maybe 12 pieces of paper folded into probably two, if you know what I mean, size-wise.

37:33And I'll wipe, fold, wipe, fold, wipe. I'm not going to mind me fourth. I've got no other options. I can't fold anymore. Chuck it in and then I just pull my trousers up and get on me now. And deal with it later. Wipe, fold, wipe, fold. Yeah. This one, lads, moving on. Teachers have had a rough ride on here, haven't they, lately? Yeah. But we're going to throw another occupation. There's a lot of good teachers out there. No, there is, but they've had a rough ride. Yeah. You know, the drone. Hello, lads. Big fan of the podcast. My brother introduced me to it with the Banana Rama episode. Who were Keith?

38:08Keith. Anyway, lads, proper long one, but I think you'll enjoy. Please keep me anonymous. Fresh out of university, I moved to join a certain police force. Middle of nowhere, with fuck all to do and a well-paying job with a lot of time off. what's the worst that could happen at 21? Now in the workplace, you're split into sections and you work with the same people very often in pairs. Which we say that on the bill and that. Coppers on the beat. Now there's a lot of single people in this role from elsewhere in the UK. Decent job, well paid, and the locals usually not single. 12-hour shifts mean you spend a lot of time together.

38:51we all became good mates and would spend a fair amount of time off with each other also not being local yeah so it's like playing football isn't it you're staying somewhere you socialise if you're a copper as well do you get paired with the same person for a long period I know I'm asking questions that we probably don't have the answer to I'm guessing so and then your 12 hour shifts every time you're on shift you're with that person on crime series that I usually watch they always have got the same pair Or there might be like a team so that whichever... Maybe make some match of it. Yeah. Now the fun bit.

39:26A young, blonde, flirtatious girl has a few rumours circulating of an affair. Both parties always denied. Anyway, me and the girl go for a walk around a well-known beauty spot as we are mates. Not for doggone, don't worry. And it accidentally turns into a very romantic evening. Sunset, stars, moon... He knew what he was doing. and beautiful water, the lot. I'm sure you can imagine what happens next. She was really emphatic about the fact we need to keep it a secret. So being the gent I am, I bloody did. This is where it gets interesting. Now, lads, when you've conquered a mountain, you look at it.

40:10Conquered a mountain. He actually says conquered. That's as bad as me being killed, man. Does that say conquered? Conquered. Wait a minute. Does that say BBQ?

40:25You can't have it fucking both ways, Christopher. Well, I'm just reading what's there. How do you pronounce BBQ? I've conquered a mountain. You look at it a little differently, don't you? A slight smirk to say, I've completed that. Next shift on the Monday, I'm doing the look as she walks through the break room. The look, is that the... Are you thinking you've got one over on his head?

40:54I just think I've made the exact same mistake that you've made. No, you haven't. Reading letter for letter. No, no. It's an abbreviation. So she's walked into the room and he's done a look as if to say... Yeah, I've hoped to. Yeah. Maybe a wry smile or something. Yeah, and the same look coming back from her, probably. Oh, I've got a patronising wink. Yeah, I'd like to think. Oh yeah, he's gone on. A slight smirk to say I've completed that. So the next shift on the Monday, she walks through the break room only to notice my mate is also doing the look. Straight away, we both notice each other, laugh and decide we need to have a private conversation.

41:40Lo and behold, this fucker had seen her on the Friday and had a similar evening. Less said about his interaction, the better. He was engaged at the time. now happily married. Twister. When I say teachers... Yeah, coppers. Dirty pigs. Off I go to my next duty and me and my shift partner are laughing about the situation that I had seconds. Bad do, but it could be worse. He's taken her on the chin, hasn't he? Which I think he's got to do. It's not like she's had a wash. The next time... The next team arrived to swap duties and one lad asks what the laughing was about. We informed him and his face dropped.

42:21He, also married, and the one mentioned above in the rumours, if you remember the beginning of the email, he's the one, had been sleeping with her for weeks and had been round on the Sunday servicing the old boiler. Now he was mortified as he actually had feelings for her and obviously he found out he was three out of three in the weekend. and she's gone the treble. Hat-trick ball, she's taking the hat-trick ball. She needs an O 'Neill football. Now he doesn't see the funny side at all. Miserable twat. And goes and kicks off at her a few days later after we all keep laughing about it. Poor form, if you ask me.

43:06You've just got to accept that. All hell breaks loose. Everybody knows she's got a reputation. and there's meetings about behaviour amongst officers and there is minor fallouts from this with threats to tell partners. Oh. Not me, he says. I was single, so I enjoyed the fallout. You know what? You're sitting back with your arms crossed and just watch it all unfold. I want to say, fair play to her, because we'd have similar emails from a bloke saying about three women in the office, but she did know that at least two of them we're in long-term relationships if not married. Now, the worst part about this was three out of three wasn't a lot.

43:49She went four out of four. As our ex had been round on the Monday, all of us worked together, same section, and all played footy on our rest days together. There was a few rough tackles for the next few weeks. Turned out we had our own Bonnie Blue-esque team physio we didn't know about. Anyways, keep up the great work on the podcast, lads, but a word of warning to the listeners. join the force get a divorce as a phrase for a reason thank you that's incredible I mean four out of four that's incredible from her point of view is she just feeling vulnerable self conscious instinctually like sex with different people yeah she might just she might just be happy but she's been seeing this one of them has got feelings for her so that's a bit bad from her, isn't it?

44:42He must be raging. Obviously, he's got feelings for her, but he must have been taking her out for a drink on that. Spending a few quid on her. Other ones have just gone round her and fucking... Yeah. The thing is, he felt bad enough being two out of two. Imagine being... Four out of four? Imagine being the last one. The last one's swinging, isn't he? On the Monday. On the beat. Yeah, Monday's swinging. But she just likes the truction. Exactly. Well, as I say again, I'm not going to judge. If she likes getting shagged by different men, then that's her thing, isn't it? Join the force, get a divorce.

45:23That's a slug and a half, isn't it? I don't think... The force is strong in this one. I don't think... I mean, surely she can have sex with four in four that are not all in the same vicinity, the same job. The thing is, the Saturday one, which is the email, was impromptu. They went for a walk and one thing led to another. So she's done that the night before. So you think, fair enough. But she's planned a Sunday. That Sunday one's been in the diary. Yeah, we'll do some at Sunday. And the Monday. Do you think when she's in the staff room, you know, when they're having a briefing? I think she's getting a kick of knowing.

46:04I had him, him, him, and him. I wonder if whoever's in charge of them. thinking I need to get rid of her. Because I...

46:18Read that one out from the female in response. I was going to do that about fucking an hour and a half ago. Female listener here. Blah, blah, blah. You know the drill. And yes, please keep me anonymous, obviously. Now on to why I'm writing. You asked if women enjoy it from the pushers' side, which we spoke about the other week, as in wearing a strap-on. So here is my answer. Absolutely not. Well, for me, at least it is. It was never something I fantasised about. I only agreed to it because my partner really, really wanted to be done up the shitter. And I mean really.

47:09just keep dropping it in what do you want for your tea cock up my arse please yeah but we'll get to that I want you to have my office fingers now let me just say I was grateful there were no splashbacks or unexpected mess is that a clean but yet there were several reasons I wasn't into it if you are interested in the details let me break it down for you of course we are, we're a detailed sort of podcast aren't we how did I even end up here? well, we've been together a long time I've got a high sex drive and I love getting pleasure so I figured hey, if he enjoys it then surely I will too, right?

48:00wrong seeing him all load up on all fours like an eager puppy yep it gave me an existential crisis the angle the hairy slippery arse what's he gone for do you think position wise he's on all fours you'd beat as well wouldn't you yeah you'd get a tidy up it was not the turn on I hoped for now don't get me wrong I'm all for cheeky I'm all for a cheeky finger but going straight from that to full on dildo felt like skipping a few important chapters yeah he really really wants it he really wants it oh I I thought he might be nervous or hesitant you know nope he took it like a champ like suspiciously well as in it's not his first rodeo turns out turns out this wasn't his first rail reel

49:06in fact he'd been using my dildo behind my back oh you can't be doing that and apparently dildos weren't the only thing he'd been shoving up there when he casually handed me the strap on with a I have a gift for you that was not the energy of a man trying something new that was a seasoned professional but that hadn't registered in my mind at this point. Honestly, I just stood there thinking, whatever happened to men just bringing flowers, why is it strap-ons now? It's a good question. But she's obviously not into this. And like, she's, oh, we've got a present, right? And she's opened it up and she's just like, oh, right.

49:51I'll put this floppycock on then. Fair fucking play to her. but hey I thought if we hate it we can say we tried I don't think there's any way in this he wants it well just thought we'll try it except he didn't hate it he loved it of course he did and once the back door was open there was no closing it I don't know what happened it was just awkward I imagine it'd be great for a dominant woman really going for it but that's so not me and the whole silent thrusting thing. Honestly, it drive me out faster than the Sahara on laundry day. It even got to the point where he'd use his arse adventures as an excuse to avoid regular sex.

50:39This caused my high sex drive to do a runner. Can you imagine? You put the wick in, right? Say, oh, do you fancy a bit tonight? And then she responds like, yeah, come on then. and you go upstairs she goes upstairs and he's just there on all fours waiting for it every time yeah it's not quite what I was hoping for do you reckon he just turns over and goes to sleep as well after what after he's been walloped we have since broken up not because of the strap on saga and I'm happy to report that I'm now having the best sex of my life with not a strap on in sight so there we go so I wonder He's obviously gay.

51:23Surely you're thinking the same as me, no? Well, I'm thinking... Are you not thinking it's a gay man? No, I think that's completely unrelated in it. Like, if you're attracted to men, it doesn't mean you don't like it up there. I know, but he doesn't want to have sex with her. He just wants it up the arse. So he's... He's not actually said that. She has. She did. Sex life's gone down hill. So he's more bothered about, like... But that's where he's getting his sexual enjoyment. It doesn't mean that he's attracted to men. But he likes up the bum, Chris. I know. He likes a willy up the bum. I think he can be a bit tunnel vision big, aren't he?

52:00What are you thinking? Do you think he's gay? Yeah, I do. I think, same as you were mentioning, he needs one of these dominatrix whipper things. Yeah, he just needs a dominating woman. Yeah, so you think he had the wrong person. Yeah. They weren't sexually compatible. Yeah. I mean, fair play for trying, love. he's obviously wanted it and she's thought I'll tell you what even before it starts she knows she's not really into him but she's still got her head with it so fair play I feel sorry when he's rolled over and he's snoring she's just unbuckling as it falls to the floor he doesn't fancy her he's just he wants to up his bum and then goes to sleep he's not looking at her I mean are they out of the work do you like a jockstrap I don't know I've never oh god I haven't oh god get bent he thinks where fuck is that he nearly jumped down my throat when I said that's two completely different things I like a cock on my arse and I'm not here that's what you were getting at no I've never got involved with that kind of jazz so we asked for the email regarding the mm-hmm well this is a serious one lads oh probably not the best time it's a desperate plea for our help.

53:22Lads, Patreon, love the pod, blah, blah. I need the love of my life back. It's a bit soppy. I'm sorry. My ex is from Barno. She grew up with JP on par. From where you're? Barno? Barnsley? Barnsley. She grew up with JP on par. Yeah. What's that? That's who you used to go and get pissed and do a bit of fingering. Right. I still don't understand. It's just a... It's an area. Yeah. Right. We went to a dinner with JP at Shaw Lane Club. I'm from Cheltenham. He'll remember. Oh, yeah, yeah, I do. I know she listens to Friday Club. I like to tell her that we should be together for always. I did some things I'm not proud of, but I'm not a dirty twister.

54:12I promise. Anyway, lads, tell her that she should take me back, please. I'm relying on you lads cheers anonymous I actually know the girl I know the girl who he's on about I know her dad right do you want to give her dad a ring before we give her some advice just check we're doing the right thing he's not a dirty twister we don't know what's happened obviously it's hard to it's hard to give advice when we've not got the full story but obviously I can remember the dinner I know I'm not saying her name and I know her dad but what I will say obviously we don't know anything but he's decided that getting in touch with a podcast that he knows she listens to is it's almost like a Hail Mary Last Chance Saloon this is I hear you Chris I hear you but it's also he's also trying to make the ultimate romantic gesture after it wasn't John's just told us how he wipes his arse he knows the podcast he knows the topics and hopefully she's listening and she appreciates it.

55:19And then what a perfect way for the plea. Well, obviously we don't know the mistakes. I'll not say her name, but... One more chance. No, I'm not saying one more chance. I don't know the mistakes, Chris. Yeah. Even if you're not a shagger, there's mistakes you can make that you can't pull them back. So I don't know the full story, but... The fact is written in. Yeah. So said young lady, if there's any chance just speak to him if there's anything there anything left if the flame is still flickering and as I said I don't know the mistakes I'd like to think we've tried we've given good advice to both parties yeah and that is he's thought about and he obviously loves her or else he wouldn't be he wouldn't have done it he's obviously desperate and I'll also say to him right if you've obviously whatever you've tried before emailing us.

56:16If this don't work, you might just have to move on to Pasture's Dream. Sometimes mistakes catch up with you. What would you do as your ultimate gesture? You've said this before. It all depends on the circumstances, doesn't it? Sometimes it's just too far. Some things have gone off too much. I'm sure the ultimate gesture for somebody to get with me back would be all you can eat Chinese buffet. You've every chance. You'll pay. What, just a picture of the menu? If you imagine getting a text message and it's a menu from Tong Fong. This is me and you Tuesday. Fucking hell. All's forgiven, sweet cheeks.

57:03All's forgiven. I know you sucked him off, but don't worry about it. I'm sure, I'm sure you'll never do it again.

57:14but no so yeah it's a lovely girl as well she's she's a good crap good girl we've not no history by the way apart from being friends no I'm kidding no I'm kidding I'm kidding they're better when we're pissed don't they I've got this one that's not really not a shagging one oh morning lads just a quick story that will probably give you a quick giggle I'm not asked if you don't read it out on Friday Club long time patreon blah fucking blah i'm in spain with just me and the missus last week anyway we had a midnight return flight so we've all been there the last day can be a drag so sat by the pool in the morning thinking to myself no oil today as i have a good go for six days and we're starting to feel the strain by now therefore not getting any younger 51 one.

58:08Anyway, gets through one o 'clock, says to her, fuck it, shall we have a bevy? It is our last day. So anyway, another day on the air has started. So we've all been there, haven't we? Like, oh, we're not getting picked up till seven. We might as well have a couple, haven't we? Now, fast forward to the airport. I've had a good few in the day, bear in mind, gets through security and all that shite, and there is a couple of reds before we get on the plane. Perfect for if you want to sleep on the plane. Got a couple of red in. Have you had a few already? I've never drunk on the way home. Have you not?

58:46Never drunk on the way home. I've used a drive in mine, but I've never drunk on the way home. I wouldn't help but sleep anyway. I can't sleep on the plane, no matter how much I drink. Now on the plane, ready to take off. Stick me your pods in, and I think I will finish off the latest Friday Club, which I started early in the day prior to getting back on the drink. Scratch and sniff is now resumed. I'm now happy, half pissed, ready to take off, thinking we'll finish this episode, then have a kip. Yep. Anyway, about five minutes later, the pilot starts to make an announcement, so I take my earpods out to listen.

59:27Basically, we have missed our take-off slot, blah blah blah, so we will just have to sit and wait. Ah well, I thought, fuck all I can do, so back to Friday Club. Press play again on my phone. But didn't realise my earpods had disconnected and Friday Club was on for everyone to hear. See, I ain't got any earpods. Is that what happens? It can, yeah. Me, being pissed, very tired and probably slightly disorientated, I'm thinking I'm listening back through my earpods. he's just playing you've got to be properly pissed for that to happen full volume sod's law the timing could have not been worse as I press play Parky's advice about having a play with a bird's fanny and having a slight sniff

1:00:26you went into so much detail if I remember rightly reach round reach round over the shoulder there Yeah, get him in. Not at him in. Six inches. Six inches. Yeah, six inches away. Everyone thinks he's listening to a tutorial. And having a slight sniff was loud and clear for most people in my vicinity to hear. All of a sudden, everyone looked at me most with absolute horror and some with laughter. I then heard a random shout from a few rows back from a stranger. Up the cosh. Yay!

1:01:06oh bless you i feel proud as punch yeah so do i can you imagine the actual disgust that you know something a couple of snooty women or something what on earth is he listening to yeah six inches away have a good sniff but do you know like I wouldn't have thought I wouldn't have thought there'll be any any part of a Friday club which would be acceptable you know like I wouldn't get groans or moans or frowned upon you know what I mean have we done a story where you think oh I'll tell you what that's quite nice maybe the advice like marriage advice you know where we have to be Brian and Susan Brian and Susan behind I bet they enjoyed listening to that you know what they've never listened to it before I bet they enjoyed it there must be minimal parts of Friday Club that can I really enjoyed the up the cosh yeah that's how loud it was as well you can go through every story imagine being sat behind somebody and then butt blood bingo comes on what could they possibly be listening to we'll try that Jeff yeah that sounds disgusting I was speaking to somebody the other day in fact my ghost my ghost writer I'm doing another book by the way oh I'm doing another book oh you were doing a seance and to fucking clue and to clue what it's about I'm doing another book and he went oh well obviously the podcast is going really well and all that isn't it I was like yeah yeah it is he says why do you think it's so successful I said because basically we're his own bosses and we can fucking say whatever we want we ain't got to answer to any cunt like Neville and all them and all these BBC and all that.

1:02:59I was like, well, we literally are our own bosses. He says, in the book, is there anything you don't want me to talk about? I says, basically, I'm unsackable. So we can say whatever you want. You can't sack yourself, can you? Exactly. We're unsackable. So that's why I'm unsackable. I'm like Fergie. Basically, I'm Fergie. Fergie 18 deep. Yeah. Yeah. seven Premier League titles four FA Cups and a couple of European championships I'm fucking so unsackable right I think it's time get showered get showered at the fucking Temple Bar that's when it's time any other business? my feet smell there's been talk of a Patreon fantasy football league this year let's do it I think if we're involved because I always we speak about it every year we'll do two weeks and then sack it off.

1:03:54But I think there's a bit of pride at stake, isn't there? Yeah, I did it last year all the way through. I enjoyed it. Did you? Yeah. You kept that quiet. Yeah. I didn't do very well last part. I'll tell you now exactly what I'll do. I'll pick my first 11 and my subs and I'm going to be a manager who sticks by his lads. Loyal. I'll not change one fucking thing. Even if I've got nine injured. Broke his leg in June. Still playing. he's got nine injured he's still on my team sheet yeah let's get that set up then we'll set it up but I promise you I'll not be we can put it out to everyone but I think we should have a Patreon comment I think we should do like a big prize right something ridiculous go on off the top of your head I'll tell you like a grand no I think we should go more what fuck off John eh a grand and a fucking O 'Neill shirt

1:04:50a worn one a match-worn one Chrissie Brown no I think we need I think we need to go I think we need to go a week in Barbados for two fucking hell John ah fuck it we've had a drink haven't we it's wrong that mad haven't we you're fucking sacked I'll take me I'll take me 25 % and fuck off shall I we'll come back you're on the prizes then yeah we'll come back on the prizes yeah but I think something like that for the Patreons we'll have a minute We'll have a chat. Fucking hell. You thought you went in big with a grand, didn't you? I thought they were massive. No, fuck it. Yeah, it's worth it. Anything else?

1:05:34Get your live show tickets. Yes, we've got Stork coming up. Two week in Barbados and a live show ticket. We've got Sunderland live show coming up, yeah. And we've got Sheffield, which isn't on sale yet, but it will be very, very soon. Nottingham is also set to be released very soon Blackburn Preston Preston Bolton maybe and we need to get down south anybody with any venues in tricky south innit like Redden Plymouth Redding I'm going to say Plymouth Redding Brighton good followings yeah good followings good podcast history I tell you it's good to Brighton that flint and blado yeah with his trunction up the cosh up the cosh if you want to email fridayclub at underthecosh.co.uk I've not had it for a bit have we over and out

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