Friday Club | Scratch and Sniff

27:55Yeah, you rotter. You deserve it. A little little winger. These sites, man, what, how many of these sites is there? How many people are on them? Is it just a Tinder that, because isn't Tinder like a, what was that Facebook one? Facebook ads. Facebook shagging? Yeah. I want to have a Google, but I don't really want to. I thought you couldn't say a lot, I want to have a Google. I think we've mentioned this before, Oh man, you did a bit of the appage, didn't you? Yeah, did he? Because that world completely bypassed me. You should be the poster boy for Bumble. It was, I know, yeah, I should be, shouldn't I?

28:33It bypassed me until, obviously, I got to a certain age. Yeah. A divorce age. Right, do you want this update? Yes, please. I fucking do. And this is going back 12 months, I'd say. Easy. I think this was the email that kicked Friday Club off, wasn't it? I think it was, yeah. Trap 3, big update. I think we mentioned it a couple of weeks ago. I wonder what had happened. It was when we were talking about wedding invites. Hello, chaps. The tale of Trap 1, 2, and 3 was brought up in last week's episode, so I thought I'd provide you with an update, and it's a big one. Exclamation. I was going to come to a live show and perhaps reveal the news in person.

29:17But seeing as there are no Northwest-based live shows on the cards, an email will have to do. Well, there is a few shows coming up. But we've got the email now. If you want a little recap for who's who, then I've provided one below. If not, then skip ahead. And we'll have a little recap. Yeah, for people who... Just as a reminder, he had three women that he was choosing from. He didn't know who to commit. I remember, were it getting too expensive for him? Taking three birds out at a time. Yeah, but it was early doors with all of them, wasn't it? Trap one, petite Irish blonde, was fantastic tits and tiny nipples, didn't have much in common, and she told me she loved me the second time we had sex.

29:59During an orgasm. I forgot about that, in brackets. Trap two, a very adventurous, stunning redhead, a few years older than me, and loved a sex toy. She had a box full of them. The sex was incredible, we had loads in common, and there was nothing really wrong with her, but her hands and feet were massive. Of course. It was like being wanked off by the Incredible Hulk. Trap three. Naturally attractive brunette, who was a little bit younger than me, with a great job and a bit of cash in the family. We had plenty in common and even our dogs got along. Despite being shy initially, the sex was great and I had the feeling it would get better once her walls came down and the relationship started to blossom.

30:45At the time, I had been dating all three for a couple of months, but it was costing me too much. Yes, John? I thought I remembered that. Time and money under the cost relationship advice services was requested and Trap 3 was chosen. Unanimous, was it? Yeah, it was. But is there a special mention for Trap 2? Because even though she did have the big hands and the big feet, she still ripped up trees. Yeah. You know, unlucky loser. I remember saying they ripped his arse with a dildo and all, didn't she? Yeah, on a Tuesday. Trap 1 got the P45 early. She made a couple of requests for a temporary contact, but despite the incredible boobs, these were declined.

31:25Yeah. As it happened, Trap 2 just wanted walloping, so I wasn't too bothered about parting ways. We remained friends for a while and occasionally went for coffee or lunch together, but as Brownie suggested, it wasn't dead in the water. or at least not on her part. Nothing happened though and nothing ever will. We haven't spoken since last year so I presume she has a new victim. Yeah, she's done alright. She hasn't come out of it too bad. She'll still be getting the toolbox out every now and again. Anyway, I'm happy to report that we chose well. We chose well. And we've now been officially together for just over a year.

32:07In that time, we've had numerous holidays, climbed almost every mountain in the Lake District, and done a lot of diddling along the way. I've also just sold my house and moved into hers whilst we look for a place to call our own. Fucking hell, Fanny. They've gone fucking two foot at both of them, haven't they? Unfortunately, there's no wedding on the cards as of yet, so no special guest invite for everyone, but there is always the option of an invite to a christening. Here we go. Hey, hope. Having been through the heartache of a miscarriage at Christmas last year, we have recently found out that we are expecting twins in January.

32:48Oh, get fucking ready. Whilst it came as a shock, we couldn't be happier and are both looking forward to what the future holds. Sorry if it wasn't the update and invite you were expected, but I wouldn't change it for the world. All the best and thank you. P.S. as under the cosh are indirectly responsible for the creation of life. I should probably be entitled to a role in the company to cover child maintenance. Fucking hell. Failing that, we can cut a deal and you can send me some under the cosh infant kits my way. Brilliant. That's incredible, by the way, isn't it? First under the cosh babies.

33:28Yeah. Plural. Well played. He has gone full system, hasn't he? he sold his Mickey Mouse reckon we're in line for a godfather call ups I think we'll be on the short list I'd like to think I don't know safe to thinking about calling him Nathan I'd like to think it'd be Nathan Chris Jonathan yeah we've got to have a name we've got to have one of his names in there I think Jonathan's probably the nicest yeah but that's unbelievable congratulations yeah I hope everything works out well and keep in touch if you come tell you what I'm going to throw it out there you can have two tickets to one of the North West live shows yeah depending on if it's after January you're at Wiggy of 4 and he can fetch the burns.

34:06I would like to know I would like to know if his missus ever found out about all this. But he was he was seeing them at the same time so I'm assuming he can't reveal. That she was in a cautious courtroom. Ballot. Yeah. Basically we chose for him. I mean it depends if she'd see it. In fact because she's such an unlucky loser. King Kong if you're listening you've got two tickets as well bring your sex toys bring whatever you want well now it's her in crowd because when she gets up to clap we just use big hands in auditorium I mean at gladiators they've gone early as well having kids she's cut from good cloth isn't she get the seat planted early she's got big ginger hair no are you thinking there's a Disney character Big Ginger Rapunzel it was the one from Brave yeah Big Ginger yeah I just got her sat on the front row in my head with his massive hands and her feet like clown feet like that moving away from sex this one might be might please a few people who are getting bogged down the jet ski the hen party and the goat alright biggins grip pod blah blah blah you know the rest So we were three days into a lad's holiday in Corfu.

35:36Sunburnt, slightly hungover, and running mostly on cheap G-Ross and cheaper beer, when Tomo had the brilliant idea to rent jet skis. None of us had ever touched one before, but Tomo swore you don't need a license if you look confident. What's confident? Turning up with your own vest. Enter Stavros. How stereotypical. A one-eyed local who ran what was probably the dodgiest jet ski rental stand in Europe. Like his patch? Like a pirate? Yeah, really tanned. Yeah, like wetted. You know, like wrinkles that are really deep. You know, deep creases. But still a good chassis on them. Yeah, but almost handsome, even with an eye patch.

36:24I can picture him. The whole operation looked like it was held together by zip ties and spare IKEA parts. No wavers, no instructions, no life jackets. Just Stavros handing us the keys like we were borrowing his scooter. Classic. So we're tearing it up in the water, doing donuts. Shouting over the engines and absolutely loving life. Until Ryan, a.k.a. Rhino, in true Rhino fashion, tries to out-donut everyone. Clips a boy and launches himself off the jet ski like he's auditioning for Jackass. When he says buy up, he means a boy in the sea and not just like some young one swimming. Yeah. He's fine, miraculously, but his jet ski is now drifting towards a white boat floating nearby.

37:09And that's where the chaos escalates. It turns out the boat isn't just any boat. It's the floating headquarters of a British hen party, complete with inflatable penises, bride tribe sashes, and a playlist that hadn't left the 2000s. One of the hens spots Rhino and yells, Save the Greek God! before helping haul him and the rest of us aboard. Next thing we know, we've got tequila shots in hand, Abba blaring and rhinos wearing a sash that says, bride's bit on the side. As if somebody's had one of them med up. That's scandalous. Somewhere between the fourth shot and a very inappropriate dance-off, someone suggests we crash this beach club nearby.

37:55The bride's sister insists on steering. She is, without question, very drunk. We end up beaching the boat fully, like Titanic on sand. Bells going off, people shouting, sandals flying. I've just got doing like 30 miles an hour. Yeah. Chucks people forward. People sunbathing, like picking their towels up quick. Diving for the kids, move the kids out of the way and that. Suddenly, Stavros turns up, just appearing from the shadows, like a green batman except he's holding a goat on a lead I like Stan Frost no one asks why we were past asking questions by this point Rhino still riding his riding his tequila high tries to pet the goat like it's a good boy the goat kicks him in the leg he stumbles back screaming this isn't even the worst part of my day he says the beach club kick us out The hens film everything and post it to TikTok.

38:59The last we checked, it had 420 ,000 views. Oh, we need this video. I've asked for that. We end up bribing Stavros with 100 euros, four cans of Fanta, and a sincere apology to pretend the whole thing never happened. Four cans of Fanta?

39:16He just mutters British and walks away. We got banned from the beach, Rhino limp for two days, and we still don't know if that beat was even theirs. I think he means boat in a barnsley accent. Boat. Boat. Best holiday ever. No contest. It's like in between us again, isn't it? It's summer. 100%. The fact that he's managed to locate a goat is incredible, isn't it? Just the whole thing. Falling off the jet ski. The jet ski hurtling towards a boat full of hens. Yeah. Gear crashing the beach club and then getting banned from the beach club. How long ago were that? Are the Greek islands still booming like they were in our day?

39:59Honestly, I couldn't tell you. I think Carfu's still meant to be lively. I couldn't tell you. I've said this before. It was encouraged in our day. Sea, sun, sex, club reps. M1830. Imagine if something like that came out now. Yeah. Oh, it wouldn't make it on. No chance. It used to be quite annoying, the reps, didn't it? in a way of getting rid of them bastards. So you just check in, you just be getting changed, they're knocking on your door, wouldn't they? Like, you know, if you want to buy a booze cruise and a fucking, what's it called where you go drinking in all different pubs? A pub crawl. Pub crawl.

40:37Bar crawl. Pub crawl. Free shots. So sort of like, you're dead enough for the spiel and all that. So I just used to slide into the bathroom. So those were two of them, Aladdin and Lass. I just slide into the bathroom just take all my clothes off and go and sit back in the sales process as if nothing had happened. So I'd just be sat there like that with my fucking nuts out like that and see how long they'd last. Most of the time, it got rid of them quite sharpish. Did they still exist? No, 1830s. You used to go to the state travel agents and there used to be the 1830s brochure, didn't there? Pictures of wet t-shirt competitions and stuff inside.

41:18I never went on one. going on one I think it was the one where we stopped for three weeks and we knew some girls from Barnsley and two of them ended up coming and I can just remember we were in this bar on this crawl or whatever and next thing I turn around and one of the birds from Barnsley was on the on the bar totally clothed off you know with the the old fucking tequila or whatever it were she just clothed off like that it's dripping it all down and everything I think it was fantastic. Bar owners will sound, won't they, at all? Yeah. Have you ever been that guy who needs carrying home? Never on holiday and rarely back home.

41:56Maybe when I was younger. I think I got, I was ill with poppers. Like proper, bad. I fell asleep outside. You've done six litres in the snort.

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43:48Long time listener blah blah blah, it's a bit long but bear with. When I was 18, he's 34 now, I played in a local cricket league. The standard was shite but it was a laugh and the social side was good crack. There were a few teams based on ability and skill but the majority of the crack was in the lower teams as we were shite and didn't take it too seriously. I wouldn't say we were mates with the lads in the first team, but there was a mutual respect for each other, and there was always a good bit of banter between the teams. However, one of them was a right bastard. Let's call him Damien, for the purpose of the story.

44:24He was dead cocky, full of himself, and an absolute 11-reef type person. His dad had money, so he walked around like it was God's gift. He always had the brand new gear on and would tell everyone he played for England schoolboys, which we knew was a load of shite. Did you get that terminology, the 11th Reef? Yeah. So for anybody who didn't get the terminology, I've been to 10th Reef while I've been to 11th Reef. You know all of them pricks. Tommy Topper. Tommy Topper. Yeah. He only played for the first team because his dad sponsored the club because Damien couldn't catch a cold, let alone a cricket ball.

44:57Anyway, the hatred goes back to when he first joined the club. He pulled into the car park with his brand new BMW And ran over one of my mate's kit bags Which fucked everything inside A few quid's worth He didn't offer once to replace anything Or even acknowledge what he had done He simply parked up In the club's only disabled bear I may add Got out of his car And went into the clubhouse He's a cock isn't he Yeah the cock's cock Yeah the cock's cock Oh the cock's cock I thought he wouldn't give him a cock's cock He'd also shagged one of my mate's sisters behind his girlfriend's back and would try it on with every player's partner when they came into the clubhouse throwing his dad's money about.

45:38The lad had no shame. He's a bellend. At the end of the season, we would always have a presentation night and most of the teams would head into town and get rat-assed. An annual tradition. One night, we saw Damien, one of his pals from the first team. They were with their respected partners and the usual introductions were made to a select few of one of our lads. However, Damien ignored the majority of our group and gave us a passing glance. He then continued to walk around the bar like he owned the joint. He was the type of guy to buy everyone else shots and laugh as they got drunk, but he always seemed to be nursing the same pint all night.

46:16He's ticking every box to the prick's prick, isn't he? Yeah. Great A. Wankstain. Many drinks later, we all ended up in one big group, going from bar to bar and ended up in Pop World. it's a shithole but plays good music he says when I ended up alone on the dance floor with one of the girls from the other group Damien's girlfriend I didn't mention earlier but without being too harsh I described her as the ringer for the honey monster who starred in the Sugar Puffs advert with King Kev back in the day Keegan, he's put in brackets you know the one you know the one scored a bullet header at the back post she was a big piece of kit a bit hairy and could probably knock back a box full of sugar puffs in one sitting you can't have everything Damien just a little jab to do but in fairness to her she had a pretty face and a big curvaceous arse a solid 5 out of 10 but her arse also brought her up from a 4 she's not great at all is she no big rambu he's probably adding a couple on there for the benefit of story maybe, but anyway.

47:28I'm not into the... Sorry, I'm digressing. That's not a big appeal for me, a big bum. Is it not? No. Not if it's a big, big bum. You mean like... You could like put a pint on. As soon as knickers are off, it's... It all just flops out, doesn't it? The night wore on and we made our way through the crowds back to the bar when we realised that everyone had left. We decided to head to the kebab shop and get a taxi to go our separate ways. I asked her what Damien was like away from the cricket crowd and she said he treats her like shit but they had been together since school. She always used to catch him texting other girls and calling her behind her back.

48:08She was convinced he was meeting other women as well. I told her how I knew Damien and how much of a prick I thought he was and she laughed and said most people do. We had a laugh and I told her I was single but spent most weekends trying to find a nice girl on the town to settle down with, telling her she should bin Damien off. Oh, bloody hell. I was obviously talking shite, but that's what they want to hear, isn't it? Before I knew it, she grabbed my hand and pulled me into an alleyway. I was thinking, do you think you were angling for this? Yeah. We ended up on the floor, kissing in almost all the dirt and rubbish when we rolled.

48:45When she rolled onto her back, took her knickers off, looked at me saying, come on then. before I knew it I climbed a board as I didn't fancy her in a fight and within seconds my arse was going up and down like a bee's wing I wouldn't say I put in a shift in fact it was probably worse than Woodgate's debut in Madrid I love the again football all I could think about was Damien's face when he found out I'd rattled his missus no idea if I was in out but halfway through I ended up getting the fear got up and legged it I got my kebab went home and had one off the wrist great end to the night he says well he's still got his kebab mmhmm a few weeks passed and we started to head back to the clubhouse in prep for the new cricket season when one of the lads said the first from the first team told us Damien was raging as his missus had come back from the presentation I covered in mud with no knickers on she told him she'd been mugged oh no what did he take fucking pair of knickers and couldn't believe he'd left her.

49:51Well played honey, he says. Some of my pals knew I'd had a blast, but they eschewed me word would never get back to that cunt Damien. Before that season started, he ended up moving away to go to uni, etc. And I never saw or heard from him again. I don't have a clue what happened to the honey monster in the years that passed, but you don't see many of them adverts these days, so she's probably been out of work since. anyway here comes the twist i work in quite a respected profession now with a bunch of older people who don't have much crack around the workplace apart from my gaffer who i share a mutual love of football cricket and one or two old shagging stories with he would often talk about his family kids pets etc but keep it at arm's length however we've become quite close when he goes on holiday I go around and put the bins out etc as he lives around the corner from me.

50:45A few weeks ago his daughter was getting married and he told me he was going away for a few nights afterwards so would I mind putting the bins out. I agreed and as a token of appreciation he offered me to the night do of the wedding as it wasn't too far away from our estate and said he wanted as many pals there as possible as they didn't get on with the groom's family as they were flash wankers. I turned up at the night do and met my gaffer and his wife. He told me he had to introduce me to the daughter and her new husband. You know what's coming here, don't you? Yeah, I've just been looking at it, Tim.

51:20The groom was no other than Damien. And the bride, daughter of my new gaffer, the honey monster. My arse has never fallen out so quickly, but let me tell you, the honey monster has certainly blossomed, and Damien, well he's the same old wanker once a cunt always a cunt innit I could tell as soon as I made eye contact with him oh sorry I could tell as soon as I made contact with the HM that she knew who I was and went red said hello nice to meet you etc then swiftly made her way back to the crowd Damien gave me a courteous nod but didn't have a scooby doo who I was that sums him up really yeah not a clue I really don't know how I feel about it.

52:07Well, we'll get into it. Yeah. I've been round to my gaffer's house a couple of times now and bumped into the HM when she's been visiting. She has admitted she knows who I am and what we did back in the day. She has told me that Damien has never changed and still treats her like shit. She was raging how our night of passion in the back alley ended, more like a fumble, with me running away like Forrest Gump, but as hinted, she will be up for some no-strings fun the next time her parents go away. What? And I go around to put the bins out. He's gone on to explain. She lives quite far away, which is why she doesn't put the bins out.

52:44I was wondering. Believe it or believe it or not, the bins had not even popped into my head. What do I do here, lads? Damien, he's still a wanker, so I love nothing better than to podge his missus properly. Now she's blossomed, but it could make things tricky with my gaffer. Keep up the work, lads. Up the fucking cosh. Wow. I don't... You know... We always give the same advice when it comes to this kind of situation with infidelity. You know, it's not fair on... Especially the other party, all the parties involved. But on this... In this instance... He's a cosh cock, isn't he? Yeah. He's a fucking...

53:30He's a posh cosh cock. He ticks every single box, and he's probably got one of them smarmy faces, hasn't he? That looks down on everybody else. Yeah, thinks he's better than everyone. I think he'll have known who he were, really. And he's just pretended. Yeah, aye, mate. Couldn't be arsed. Yeah. I know what I'm doing. Oh! Is it Green Bin night? Mm-hmm. You're going to knock it fucking to her, aren't you? Yeah. Especially because she's blossomed as well, Chris. He's blossomed and Damien the dickhead is still playing away. Yeah, he's still treating her like shit. Yeah, but it's your boss's daughter, innit?

54:10Yeah, that's the sticky situation, innit? Yeah, with disregard. Yeah, you're still knocking shit into it.

54:18Why do people have to be like that, man? Bell ends. Dicks. Especially even more so if it's his dad who's got a few quid. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. his dad seems sound so that is probably a fair point no he didn't get on with he didn't get on with his dad his boss he does no he doesn't get on with family no the no the the lad who went to the weddings obviously the reason he he invited him to the wedding was because he didn't get on with oh right sorry I thought you meant that Damien's dad was sound no no Damien's dad's a prick and all yeah yeah smarmy see why if she knows he's a knobhead and treats her like shit why is she marrying him there's obviously coin involved that might sound harsh but she's got a good and they've obviously been going out for a long time as well some people just get stuck in the rut don't they and maybe a bit fearful of the change so yeah do you know so she's no longer a honey monster if it weren't she's going to be there when he's taking the bins out but he's got to tell her when he's taking the bins out right otherwise she'd she'd put them out if it weren't the my boss's dad if I'm just at the wedding and I've got no affiliation with you either really.

55:32I think I'm going down there. Hiya, Damien. It was me. What, on the wedding day? Yeah, fuck him. I'll tell you what, I better her arse fell out when she saw him. Oh, not her arse. On your wedding day, meeting and greeting in white dress. In foyer? Yeah. Well, the thing is, right, she's probably, he's probably not the only one that she's, well, yes, is it? he's not going to be the only one is he after all them years if she's that way out if she don't mind getting a stray if she don't mind getting a stray cock here and there down an alleyway you don't just grow out of that sort of stuff it's just an unfortunate situation all round but I would advise strongly on more for the relationship with your boss just leave it be my advice easier said than done John well Well, I go with recycling week, because then you've got more of an excuse for you to be there longer.

56:33There's more bins in the football out. It's not just the one black. Take a bottle of wine with you, just put it in the brown bin. Garden waste, that's once every six weeks? It is every couple of weeks. It is every couple of weeks a year. If he's got a ring doorbell or something, and you can see you're going up drive, and then you can, oh, Edgy's needed doing a summer. I just tied it up a bit. Me personally, I'm leaving it be. Are you a fuck? Back in the day, John, I know exactly what you're doing. Back in the day? I'm talking as though I'm sat here now. What do you mean? I hope so. You're bloody getting married next year.

57:11No, I've been asked for advice now. Oh, right. Like, when I was younger, I'd probably try walloping around the night, like the wedding night. Come on, I will do it now. Come on. Now? Jesus. Right back at Manor House. I'd just gone with her shall we have another alleyway job here I'll not be long in kitchens or something but a great email by the way yeah in fact on that I think somebody emailed in I left somebody emailed in saying he plays cricket and it's like fucking OK corralling their cricket club you know with people shagging each other's wives and having affairs swinging not swinging just like like the captain shagging somebody's wife and all this sort of stuff.

57:56And he asked if it were like they're at my cricket club. And I think, historically, there has been a few, a few relationships ended in the cricket club, yeah. So it must, must always happen, wouldn't it? Do you know, like, when somebody's out to bat and... Surely it's not that ruthless. What if they're out to bat? What if you get a ton? Eh? What if you get a ton and you're out there for a few hours? What if you're out for a duck and you catch them? Yeah, fucking the, number six batman smoothening on hopner, innit? good luck hey back the 50 lad back the 50 but no it's definitely happened at my cricket club we have so much there's been affairs and and all that is it one thing that's not spoke about though er I don't speak about it no unless I'm at work unless you're on a national podcast unless I'm at work but er yeah so just on the cricket theme er I think it's footballers get a bad name but them cricketers buggers aren't they right gents I think that's us for another week yep hope you're enjoying your holiday yeah thank you again thank you very much any end of episode business nah I think that's it obviously you might as well tell them the email address again Chris yep fridayclub at underthecosh.co.uk fire them in we'll tell you what does surprise us like I've noticed do you know when we release a Friday club Friday and Saturday a load of emails coming, doesn't it?

59:24So the stories that we say out, they must jog people's memories in, oh, fuck, oh, fuck, I remember when that happened. I'm writing in. Yeah, but then also, we always seem to get about a few an hour before we record, so as if people have got flipping a drone on us. Send it now. And I will say, can you send the drone video, by the way, if you can? Yeah. There is, we went for a period of emails. I mean there's 600-700 in the inbox and bad management to go through and read them all if you think you've sent a really good one and we've not read it out yet just give it a resend pop it back to the top everybody's going to think that their email's good I know we'll have 1400 unread emails yeah but there we go enjoy Portugal What's a beer in Portugal?

1:00:22Fuck knows. Is it that one with three letters? Ivor. Bock. Super Bock. Super Bock. I'm sure that's eight letters. Out of nowhere. Maybe splitting hairs. The one with three letters. Oh, yeah, Foster's. You're in the 3 % that can't spell. Bock's three letters, isn't it? If it's not, you don't ask for a bottle of Bock. Can I get a bottle of Super Bock, please? It's B-O-C, isn't it? no that's the cheap one is that the Aldi one the bock right see you next week see you later

1:01:17Clapping them cheeks, baby, you got caught by the mother-in-law having a wank. It's all here on the Friday Club.

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