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1:28Hey, hey, it's the Friday Club. The weekend's here, get in that pub. It's Friday Club. Bing, bang, bosh. With all of your favourites from under the cuss. So if you want to share a story or relive a form of glory, fatter the wheat or clapping them cheeks, maybe you got caught by the mother-in-law having a wank. It's all here on the Friday Club.

1:54It's all here on the Friday Club. Any objections? to a thought-provoking would-you-rather? Go on, go for it. I'm ready. Would you rather have all of your memories to date, still intact, but can't create any new memories, or would you rather lose all of your memories, but from now on you remember and you create? That's a tough one. That's a very heavy question, Adrian. Yeah. If your dad were in you and you were in your mum, Would you push back or forward? But before you answer, just remember all your wank banks are gone. So I've reverted it back, kind of, to that one. You can make new ones, though, can't you?

2:38Not really. No. It won't be as good. Oh, right. Just depends where the wank, obviously. I imagine not everybody's partner in the world is the only one in the wank bank. Yeah, I get you. I hear you. can you get all the memories back that you've forgotten as well or is it just what you can remember because there's Lord because you know we talk about memories being terrible yeah but no you've got your your highlights of your life yeah you know yourself all that gone but America trip right coming up just day day to day I think I think would you would you think tell you what I'll check what I've got I know that's a coke that's an emeroid yeah remind us we need to talk about piles oh yeah an injection of piles in the camp an injection an influx of piles there's going to be another microphone plugging in because it's not one of us three a punitive piles where the fuck were we memories yeah memories memories it's a tough one It is a tough one.

3:54So you've got to think, am I just happy with what I've got? See, the thing with that is you're going to lose memories. People are not here. But flip side, I've got two young children. I was just thinking that then. So if this is a bit of a sombre one for everybody, I do apologise. But like I said, I thought it was thought-provoking. Courtesy of Andy Griffin, that. That is a right laugh. Would be him, wouldn't it? What did Andy say? I don't think he answered. I think I even said fuck me Griff that's boring but it'll do for Friday Club well have your fessies up there I think do we have to give an answer I'm happy with what I've had I'm good with what you've got I'm happy my thing is my kid's older innit I'm happy with what I've got I think I'm going to stick with what I've got and the decider would be if I could get the ones I've forgotten about as well because when you're chatting with people that you haven't seen for ages and they say I remember when we did this and you were fucking hell I forgot all about that if you could get an upload of stuff that is a reboot yeah yeah like a refresher yeah like yeah that's I'd be thinking oh god nah I'm gonna have to go the Swedish bird in there yeah I saw your point then the ballerina yeah that's the one yeah I wish I could remember more about that bastard no I can't not with the kids so you are wiping and starting again yeah well thanks for that Chris yeah no problems it'll be next week although i will if i can go back a week and erase what i've seen what i've woke up to every morning on john de stag do i quite happily erase all that no problem yeah i've just earlier on today i've seen you with no clothes on right and you should not be throwing stones yeah i'm in trouble me i know you can't even fucking pushes then oh I've just you're in too oh that's the one I'm very deep that's the one you know you don't bother when you get that one don't you when you sat down where were we going I think we were on our way down to London last week maybe two weeks ago sat on the on the train and he's put Chris he's pulled out some mango and I went you know the saying too little too late we were flying that Friday weren't we he's having seeds

6:19The panic stations The red button Impressed Panic stations In big, big trouble Honestly We're going to America in two weeks I've got two weeks These are the best days of your life Yeah, just think Genuinely I tell you what you need to do Stop forgetting that you've just eaten That's what you are doing at the minute You're going for the future Oh, yeah, well, I'm not Chinese again when did they have my last done oh 20 minutes but yeah i think you can't start now yeah two weeks today we fly to america i can do a good week because we're not recording anything next week so i can do a good week just take top off it what do you think you're gonna uh what am i gonna achieve in a week not very much but at least it's not gonna get any worse thing is you're in the fears of like last Wednesday we'll come back from London I think I'll be alright when I get home I won't have anything to eat oh but it's kebab night isn't it, kebab Wednesdays, there's no point in starting now, you're in that thing mindset, mindset of well I'm in and I don't mind it, no no, it's not an emission what I mean, I don't mind it either it's good when you're in it, isn't it yeah but could be in trouble i think he's got america and then a stint in where's your family later america again that's a four-week jobby september you could be so what month we're in now may may june july august september i'm gonna be one of them fucking only one tabas so in the next in the next four months you've got seven weeks in america three no six six oh well you'll sound then yeah are you only going for two weeks this time no three we're going for three weeks and then you're not going for three weeks yeah but then in between that he's just festival for like four days right you need to get fucking jabbin big stuff and sharp it you need to you need to uh bypass the two point of eyes to get your body used to it you just need to go straight on to 12s the thing is if i was feeling a bit self-conscious the last thing i'd be doing with whip me top off when my team scores a goal in the playoff.

8:38Oh, right, yes, yes. What's your thoughts on glory? Glory hunting fans. Yeah, let's clarify there. How many games have you been to this season? This season, five. Five. No, I can't jerk away. I've only been five games. And to be fair, you do live like, oh, must be seven, eight minutes walk from the ground, so it is a long way to get. Listen, people go out time for a play, but you know, kids, kids in the way, and the kids aren't in to go into football and they've got stuff on. I'd love to go every week. I understand that. It's a lie. It wouldn't. It would not at all. Steven, did you at home? Fuck off.

9:16Do you know what? I'm just saying it went viral. I don't know. I think it might be your mum on the camera if you're doing the conga. Was it the conga? Yeah. The white thingy. And as I was watching it, I thought that looks fucking brilliant. And I was like, he doesn't know any of Bolton's players' names. There's some proper fans. He doesn't know any players. There's some proper fans there. Proper fans. And I shouldn't say this because you'll find it. But somebody asked for an interview before the game as well. For a football thing. Have you seen it? No, I saw the notification. I couldn't bring myself to watch it.

9:57Who's going to be the star of the show? I've plucked some names out and I don't know where from. McGinley will be the star of the show. Talk about blagging it. The thing conga was a mile long than him at the front. I hope somebody's got the video of the actual conga because honestly, there must have been two, three hundred, four hundred people. Did you start a conga? Yeah. What point do you think? I'm qualified enough to start a conga. I'm going to start a conga here. I'm a good enough fan to start a conga. It doesn't matter how big of a fan you are that starts a conga. Yeah, I think that's his cup of tea.

10:31I've just got to say that I know we've done a few videos, but going to, we were at Barnsley, didn't we, in Sunderland, but next time, no video, just go with kids, or your family. What a day. Brilliant. We'll be going to many games next year, do you think? I'm in now. Season ticket. But afterwards, just pure positivity. Everybody having a laugh, having a drink, having a dance. Tell you what. Brilliant day. just every football fan out there same for the whole one right do you know if you get off to a bad start don't start fucking can't hit managers he don't know this he don't know that they're all heroes now aren't they you know what I mean three months into the season and they've not started well no it's fuck all that manager exactly the same manager who got you up this year so just remember that football fans because you can be very fickle can you remember the idiot that said Sunderland will be in Europe after game number two I can and fair play to you Chris.

11:35And this is on that exact theme that you've just spoke about. You know when they got beat five against Forrest probably a month ago. They wanted him out. Oh Lado, French guy. They wanted him out. Calling for his head. See what I mean? Not making the most of the resources available was the... Nah. Has he got manager at you yet? I don't know but he's got to be up there hasn't he? I think he should get it. Obviously Arteta's going to get it, isn't he? Arteta will get it, but... Yeah. Sunderland finishing seventh is a much bigger surprise than Arsenal winning the league. Yeah. By a country mile. So, European football?

12:14Yeah, European league. I mean, are you going to be booking some flights? Hey-oh! We've just bought a season ticket. I'm Sunderland till I die and hold that big stuff. I've got a foot back, haven't we? I'm not fucking about in league, what with Barnsley. Fuck that. I'm going at top I'm going at top I was actually thinking the other day when you said about the kids our Otis was just getting into his footy and I'm like I would love to take them on a Thursday night mate you and Uncle Jab you know what I mean we'll take him he'll be thinking he'll not to bother about coming now he's just all focusing on Saturdays at Bolton Wonders well that's it well it's Thursdays though so we're all right my Thursdays are free no it's Indian night Thursday you don't want to miss that do you it is clack i never understood it really when i played but the things it does to people you know like that pitchy put your mom and dad went down didn't he and yeah it was just just having everyone together i went to so before man city's last game obviously louise's family are all city season ticket holders and they all had a gathering in and court square before the game so the kickoff was what 12 sorry kickoff was four everybody was meeting at 12 o 'clock and she said oh why don't you because i had the young ones so why don't you bring them in and then when i go to the game you can come back and it was just clark you know different generations sat together having a six cans from the corner shop there was flip there thingies going off the smoke bombs there was fireworks there was cardboard cutouts of pep just people I mean they've had a iffy season by I'm having everything apart from the cardboard cutouts that's very fucking CNA isn't it I wrote it's got a picture with him it was up there I never appreciated it when I played football but tears in the household when Pep's leaving and that the tribalism in them days than Wembley, the proper moments, aren't they?

14:19Memory makers. I hope whoever it was doesn't mind me saying this, but there was a moment after the match. I was in that box park, and there was a lady in a wheelchair, and there was a couple of fans gone over, and they could see that she was just there, like, taking it all in, and they started singing with her and got her going, and she's got her arms in the air and everything. and I just saw one bloke just watching, just watching, and then all of a sudden he just burst into tears. Just all this emotion just draining out of him. I was chatting to him and he was like, it's my mum. He said, she hasn't got long left.

15:01And he's just like this, you know, just watching it and seeing it and all fans were gathered around her and just created their moments. I'm going now just thinking about it when he was, he created something for him in that moment. They were brilliant. You should have gone up front at Congo. We went upstairs, didn't we? I thought you were going to say, when you mentioned the wheelchair, have you seen that woman getting spun around on the roundabout? No. Have you seen her? No. So there's a woman's post of the video, and the caption was, I don't know who thought that there's one person who would love this roundabout.

15:38Get her on her. And she's just gone, and she gets quicker and quicker. And she's just like, and she comes out. On the chair? On the chair? I thought that might have been it. I'll have to show you it. So, yeah, so glory fans, but had a good day, good weekend. Yeah, good weekend. Sunderland, incredible. It's the next one. Absolutely incredible. Anyway, back to the Stag Do. One of this corporation had three flights booked back from Faro.

16:10Been booked 17 months? Yeah, but well over a year, well over a year. Two extra flights home. Yeah. Even at the time, you told us when you were steaming on the first night that you'd booked a flight home on the Sunday. Even then I was like, your thought process of... I'd done it on the Friday. What had we done on the... We travelled on the Friday. Were you having that much of a bad time? It was Thursday then, and I thought two days is enough. this was the start of thinking I'm in trouble I'm in trouble, I thought two days is enough you can have a right good kick up ball for two days and so I booked another flight home on Sunday I don't know what I was thinking to be honest anyway it didn't happen I started feeling I don't think well I don't know if you knew what you were doing but remember on Saturday night you said I'm gutted you're going home tomorrow do you remember saying that

17:13if i said that that would very much reverse psychology and it must have worked i remember waking up in morning on floor with your bum in my face so you'd have thought that would have been a good enough reason to get on the flight because it was 11 o 'clock one at the sunday morning flight we flew on munda yeah um i mean i will say great addition when you came oh that's a compliment but there was one thing that and this is this is him in a nutshell so we booked the pool party for john and i got him the classic lifeguard suit with the dissolving red shorts and the pool party started at four last entry five and during the day it was sound one down that beach yeah like we were just chilled just chilled but still having a few pies it wasn't too busy it wasn't stupid but anyway, got to about three o 'clock, I want to say, and I was sat with you, and I could tell when you went, your eyes kind of go, and your lips get very moist.

18:22They do, we noticed that, really moist. And then he went, right, because you were in your normal gear at this point, he went, I'll tell you what, I'll go back, I need to get some food, but I'll grab his outfit for the, I'll grab his outfit for the pool party. I said, oh, perfect. Because I couldn't really be arsed walking back. So you've taken the key back, thought nothing else of it. It was probably an eight-minute walk from the beach to the pool party. And it was getting on to ten to four now. I didn't even do the eight-minute walk. I got in a rickshaw. That's why you fucking look like that.

18:58It was ten euros. I gave him 20 and said, just wait outside, and I'll be back in a minute. Keep the engine running. So anyway, by the way, we're 32 strong at this point. And I'm walking up and I'm trying to say to the lads, we can't go in because I'm dressing him up and I want him in his outfit for when we get in there. So luckily there was a bar over the road, weren't we? I said, right, everyone pile in here and we'll have one. Chris will only be five minutes. 45 minutes later, he's not answering his phone. when I finally get through to him he's you're in your own head aren't you about your passport he's lost his passport I'm said right Chris I haven't got your passport you thought that we'd nicked it because I bought that flight on a Sunday I said Chris I haven't got your passport I don't know if John has but I very much doubt it but we've only got 15 minutes left before we refused entry and I could see the lad because I didn't really know a lot of your lads and they were kind of stood there like everyone's going into this pool party and you brought us to this pub what what the fuck's going on if you gave me the phone you went this is the exact words he's he's doing my fucking head and speak to him because i i wasn't i'd gone at this yeah like raging but in my head you got you i was on my own in that room and you hid in my passport right so i gets on the phone I says Chrissy what's up what the fuck have you done with it I'm like right I promise you I have not got your passport I have not stolen your passport I promise you it went it's always fucking me who loses stuff it's always fucking me yeah that was anger at myself yeah but I thought I'd lost it made out of it's my fault it's always fucking me who loses stuff always me how the fuck have I lost it again and that was anger at myself but because I'd turn that I'd check microwave everywhere and then I thought on I thought oh to be fair like I said oh I have a look in my little bag you know like my little but man bag thing that I said John if you've got my passport just tell me now honestly and you said Chris I've swirled swerp down I swear in all of us life I've not touch your passport and then you went actually just have a check if he shorts pocket no So what I said is, have a look in my black bag, because if I have got it, it will be in there.

21:18So you looked in there, and I said, have a look between all my clowers. I might have put it between my clowers with my passport and my money and whatever. And I genuinely thought that I had got mine and Oliver's passport. Anyway, oh my God, it's there. It's there. Thank you so much. I'm like, get back down here, Dick, and we've got fucking eight minutes to get into this pasta party. and I'm thinking he's just ignoring my calls here thinking that'll show him prick, he's hidden my passport I'm not answering the phone until No, I weren't doing that, my phone would just wherever it were and I would just turn it out upside down going to reception saying passport's left here you go through every single possibility but do you know why?

22:06because when it came to us checking in you were fucking away on the phone yeah so you weren't like present no someone said give us your passport I get passport of Chris got your passport and then you've obviously just forgetting yeah well when we've given me the passports back Chrissy has come to me said oh here is your passport and you still out the way on your phone yeah I've just put the passports with your stuff stuff but always well I did apologize afterwards yeah did and I kissed you on the head actually no I don't want to take their memories away I'll keep a kiss free yeah three good days well nobody got arrested nobody went to hospital so it's a win-win in it hold on a minute can we just talk voice back can we just talk about our living quarters fucking spiders yeah if you think if you think if everyone's train spotting right there were that many marks in that bed but we we got at one point it were me and chris on a mattress on the floor because his bread did get broken from my pal lifting i'll lifting me up on the bed so the legs flipped under so basically they're gone so when you look you could you could lay it straight and it looked perfect so when you got on you were down so bed were broke so that were in the uh the bed was in the kitchen we just got a mattress on the floor sedge's bed next door and first night if you remember me and you slept on the camp bed pull that bed at the most uncomfortable thing ever ever ever had the displeasure of sleeping on metal metal bars just everywhere and i don't know why but it was freezing absolutely freezing so you lied up top at sheet like obviously a paper thin sheet so I couldn't pull because she's a fat cunt I couldn't pull any sheet I couldn't get under the sheets because you were on top absolutely freezing so yeah so 44 year old I'm sliding on a mattress on the floor were you next to me we said you're next to me 550 quid for three days we'll put the picture up now four of us in a double bed four of us yeah when you say the metal bars were the problem I think it was it was in three bits yeah it was it was like Tetris putting together back the next day yeah because the top of me my legs bum were on and then lumbar spine was just in mid air and then the brasset was at the top that was like on the end it basically didn't sleep for did it it definitely did not sleep for it would sleep for midgets that's a good question I might not have slept for because we only had three towels between us yeah well girl ran out on first night one toilet roll oh jesus christ the bathroom were an absolute abomination weren't it it was it was just every year wasn't there we were taking turns at going for a shit and then sitting on bd it's just got a 42 year old washing my ass in a bead it's 1982.

25:20It was one of them where you had to hold the shower head together. The shower didn't connect at wall. There was just pools of water going through. Muck. Mucked like gloves, socks, underpants. Yeah. It brought the squad together. Yeah. It was character building. Yeah. Your mum were getting some stick. What's that? It's just browning his mum's new porch. I'm the new part. She's just got me booking this trip. Yeah, she's like, how was the hotel? She said when I got back. It wasn't the best, man. I said this at the time. I never had down. John has got the broadest spectrum of friends that I never saw it coming.

26:15It was a mixed bag one. Oh, mixed bag? Pick and mix. There's plenty of them on the spectrum. I would say that. Some of you mentioned like proper nerds. Oh, aye. Proper nerds. Oh, yeah. And we've got transvestite, Lev. Yeah. Where's his nail polish and that? Starts your bodybuilding. He's featured on EB4, hasn't he? Yeah. He's probably the coolest man I know, Lev. Do you think? He's fucking Bon Jovi. He looks like a wrestler. Well, he started weightlifting, hasn't he? Has he? Yeah. The spectrum of the different characters. It's outrageous really, isn't it? Ages, shapes, sizes, mental aptitude, looks.

26:56It probably, definitely would have been the ugliest I'd do in fucking Portugal this summer. 100%. I reckon there's three or four out at fucking 60-odd who would be class as half good looking. You don't wash your jersey during a win streak. You don't switch seats when your team's up big. And you definitely don't shave during the playoffs. When things are working, you don't change them. That's why when you drink Jägermeister, you drink it ice cold. Anything else? Well, that'd just be bad luck. Drink it cold or don't drink it at all. Jägermeister. Damn, that's cold. Drink responsibly. Jägermeister liqueur, 35 % alcohol by volume.

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28:18A quick one. I'm 22 and just moved into my own place. And there is a lady who I am assuming lives alone. And every time I see her, which is most days, I say hello. Then she always asks, do I fancy a shag? Actual quote. I swear to God, only issue is she's 90. Brackets nine oh. the first time she said it i was actually stunned like i didn't know what what to say i just politely said no thanks and ran to my flat but now it's getting to the point where i'm having to be strategic and pick my time to come in and out of the flat so quick question how much money would it take to have a roll around with a dusty old fossil and what is the oldest you've ever had love the pod keep up the great work you've no idea how much you help us all well I think you should fucking shagger me just doing his bit yeah you know like he might get might get a nomination for one of them awards and so on Bride of Britain Bride of Britain yeah yeah doing his services for the old dear oh they're forgoing monetary value what you think she's 90 yeah is she a pretty 90 is she one of them where you think ooh you know at 50 back in there 50 oh yeah just shag her just do her a favor do you reckon she's she must just be a character all her life she's been a character she knows she's 90.

29:54yeah are we talking blanche off coronation street i ain't got you haven't provided a picture but if there's a knock on the door and someone goes lay on it there's a thousand pound cash give our doris a good time Is that enough? I don't think it needs to be four figures. If I'm a single fella, go get around and fucking have a bag. It's for her, isn't it? Close your eyes. Obviously, take some, probably have to take some lube around, because imagine they dry up, don't they? Mid-80s. Yeah, you'll need one of them. Yeah, get around and throw it up. Fossil brushes. Just do it for her. Is that your mentality?

30:32Yeah, you never know when you might be in that situation and you might need somebody else to give you an open hand. And we do say never waste the hard on. Yes. And there will be a time on a night. Yeah, it's more. On Tuesday. It's more care in the community, isn't it? Yeah, Sunday night. When you're Chinese, you're a bit horny from your Saturday night heart. Or Sunday morning. I can't believe I'm encouraging this. A thousand pound I would. Look at that.

31:02No need for money. just do it because you're a nice person yeah he has asked what's your oldest i have said on a before that the one inhale didn't i i've had seven on it and when my brother and that were down and that if you remember it used to be the old 161 was dark inside you go downstairs and it was dark as in no lights not in a dungeon it was that it went have you been like not catfish but you've yeah cave fished uh-huh because i knew she was looking at them yeah they'd have been 25 maybe i thought milf so late 40s 50 so i thought it's not great but let's do a job again pride of britain and it was only when like i was with I got boxed in like she wouldn't let us she'd put us in the frame it way you couldn't get out she wouldn't let us go I think I was with Sedgay and yeah so I was in in for a penny and it was only when you know when you you walk up the stairs right I was wondering if you'd gone the light starts appearing and I've had a look and I'm like you see catheter bag I reckon 65 65?

32:2165 How old are you? 25 Any thought, any point thought I know I'm not the quickest but I'll be able to heart run her I must have Just leg her up all the way out There will have been a time when I've Weareded up and gone, what do I do with you Because my brother was down And my mates and that But I think my deciding thing Was they'd gone for food They'd obviously looked over and gone He's boxed off So they've just gone So I'm like, I'm on my own, I might as well. But what were you thinking? She'll pay us for a taxi? She ain't getting a taxi, you got a bus pass. I don't know if she was a window or what.

33:04She took us back to her, the massive house. I still don't know where it was. I'm obviously pissed. Massive house. And yeah. Did she have any animals? Pardon? Did she have any animals? Yeah, next to her in bed. I don't think so. but it was like the decor was yeah old fashioned did you make your bacon sani next morning I didn't stay the night did you not you fucking horrible bastard I didn't stay the night that's the pride of written gone I know Borderman's taking that off you I've ruined it yeah taxi all do you not think about like sticking it out with big house and everything I know but she was still all there give it a good 15 that's a relief I'm just going to go and put some lingerie on Love and take my teeth out

33:57Put one of them old fucking 90s on I do remember looking around going Oh you fucker You know one of them Oh fuck me And I wore it I think it was alright It wasn't as bad as what you'd think 40 years age difference Creaky apes yeah what's them beans you got Verneka's veins with his sex on the hamstrings

34:31just make it say no I've got my tablets to check brushing your teeth at morning with polygrip I reckon what did did you need That's rough. I don't know. I still to this day. Lubrication? Did you need lubrication? No. 25 years ago. Only 20 years ago. No, it was all right. Bless her. She might not even be here with us now. Yeah. Well, that's what I mean. He could have stuck it out. He'd been living in a mansion now. There we go. Are you criticising us for not? Yeah. You could have been there now. Yeah. Yeah. Get a ring on her finger. You could have been there now. It house to yourself. Getting day door rail and cutting up COVID out and giving it a revamp.

35:12Just skimming off at Artex. Yeah. I reckon I'd probably be 60-ish. 60s? At what age would you have been? 15, 16. Fuck off. You just pissed all over my story. No. You made that up. 20. You were 20? I'd have been 20-ish, I would have thought. That's the 40. That's still a 40-year age. Yeah. Yeah, it's a loose 65 mind. Could have been 55. Could have been 75. 75 what's yours oldest 43 Rose yeah now but I told you about the one that was definitely in her early 40s when I was about 19 yeah but yeah so that's putting a bit back I think putting a bit back yeah yeah giving a bit back to the community yeah how many do you know what you're talking about them clubs that we've all been in them how many like either going up them steps because I can imagine it.

36:16Going up them steps or at end at night when big light comes on. How many people go, oh, fuck me? I know. Yeah, there's been a few. I don't know. I've probably been on the, oh, fuck. You bastard. I've probably been on the wrong end of that a couple of times. When she comes out to the toilet and goes, have you seen that bloke I've seen that bloke I've seen? Have you seen that bloke I've seen that bloke I've seen? He's got the same shirt on as you.

36:41What do you mean? Fuck off. On that, right, Obviously, it's really sunny at the minute, isn't it? I was talking to my mate Steve about it on Sunday when we went out. Do, well, I think they do, whether this is right or wrong. I think women go up a couple of notches when the sun's out. So they might go from a three to a five or a five to a seven or a seven to a nine. But whenever the sun's out, everybody seems to be more attractive, don't they? How much of that is down to sunglasses, do you think? Yeah. rose tinted no then moving them on that is my favorite fabric i said the year before when the linen and then linen pants come out oh i don't like linen

37:30do you think there's anything that could go down when the sun comes out oh i have not not what the right clothes on but i wonder if it's the same for men i wonder if men go up a couple of notches when some comes out. Does it get a bit of colour in the face? The tan? Anything with a tan? It'll take shit off.

37:54With women it's the clothing, isn't it? So basically because they've got less clothing on and sunglasses. You can see the pants. We're just animals, aren't we? You can see more flesh. So we're like... I think it's a medical thing, me. A medical thing? I think women go up two notches when it's warm. Or is that the thingy? What's that? A medical thing. What's that vitamin that you get with? Well, the sun's actually obviously looking more attractive. What is it when you get more horny in the sun? Vitamin D. There's something else, isn't there? C? No, it's not vitamin. Dopamine or something. What's the...