Friday Club | There's Gonna Be Fireworks

32:47Yeah. He's done nothing wrong, has he? You can't control what you dream about. But I was thinking as you were reading it out, I wonder if the next time he's seen her, if it's come into his head. I was just going to say, I remember when I was working in a bar when I was about 20. There were a girl, we were there. You know, she was all right, wasn't attracted to her or anything. One night I had a dream similar to next time I went in, I was like, I felt a bit like, oh, do you know what, actually? You shagged her? Made you look at her differently? Yeah. Yeah, I get that. There's nothing wrong. Oh, no, he needs to calm down a little bit.

33:26Flip side of that, right? So, you're lying in bed with Louise, you're lying in bed with Rose, I'm lying in bed with Katie. and they start talking about their exes. Oh, in the dream? Are you going off your tits? Nah. Like, I don't know. Oh, Steve. Go on, Steve. Put it up my ass, Steve. Put it up my ass, Steve. No. Are you like, fuck me, that's all right. Would your pride not be it? Nah, it's a dream. Oh, right. I've dreamed about some weird shit. I can imagine. But I don't give myself a hard time over it. I've got a question for you, by the way. Do you know when the dwarf gate, when he got done with the algorithm?

34:07Yes. Why did you play with your mickey when we started talking about dwarfs continuously? Lads, I'm into dwarfs. Just a natural reaction. I like dwarfs. Have you seen it? He starts squeezing it and that. I think he forgets it. There's cameras there. I'm into dwarfs. No, I'm not really. I'm making my nerves. Oh, he's gone again. He's gone again. I'm making my nerves. I said to the lads, I said, I've never seen you're embarrassed, but you are. Do you know what? I don't, I just think it was shock. Because I'm not going to get it again, but I've never pressed that. I've pressed it now loads of times.

34:47But I'd never pressed that button. Yeah, but it knows. Well, it knows. Well, to be fair, when I was talking about my teeth over there, now, the only thing I've got is fucking teeth trips. Teeth trips. But no, you're not doing a note wrong. I think it might even be worth no maybe not would it worth bringing it up? no family meal? no just leave that you know that time when you when you bent over the sink and you pulled Nicky to one side and said oh no that would be a dream wasn't it? sorry I can't start going down that avenue have you ever had a dream where in the morning you proper thought it were real?

35:25yeah I can't remember specifics but it is a bad feeling when you realise it's not real I've had a dream where i've killed somebody and like i've been hiding the body and stuff and i woke up and for 20 seconds i've been like i've got to go police i've got to want myself in oh see i'm wearing flip side behind with my passport i need to get out of the country i was waiting for 20 seconds i was handing myself in take me away but he ain't doing no wrong has he you can't help what you dream about can you you can tell he's actually a good person because he's feeling like this yeah He actually feels guilty that he's enjoyed it though, didn't he?

36:00He still thinks about it regularly. Family do's and that, he's like, bent you over the sink, didn't he? When really he ain't, obviously, but in his head. So no, you can carry on listening for me anyway. Was he thinking that we were going to bar him? Well, he just said, hopefully I can carry on listening. Don't beat yourself up. Maybe beat yourself off to it.

36:29We're going to have a quick break with a message from one company. Would you like it to be? I think I'd like it to be NordVPN, please. If that's all right with you two. It's fine for me. Is it? Ah, brilliant. Our favourites. NordVPN. If you're not using it, what are you doing? Tell you what it is good for as well now with these new laws. You know, don't you? I know. You know what you're on about, John. Oh. You know, the new restrictions on age verification and all that for certain sites. Right. What I do, bouncer to Columbia, job done. Well, if you don't know what NordVPN is, you can bounce your location to anywhere in the world.

37:12Perfect for watching sports abroad or watching abroad sports over here. Yep. Or watching that sort of stuff. Yes. One thing that I was wondering, is the security still watertight? Is it? Even with the loss of sports going on. Not a drop getting in. Not a drop. Passwords, bank details, everything's still firmly secured. Under lock and key. Extra protection for all your bank details and everything else associated. All you do, switch on your NordVPN. Happy days. I think there's just one more question for me, but have we got a bit of an offer? Have we got an offer? All you've got to do, click that link in the description and you get a heavy, heavy discount and a 30-day money-back guarantee.

38:00I've not stopped using it. I've been using it for three, four years now. Same. I'll be using it a lot more than what I used to. Mark my words. So yeah, link's in the description. Get yourself that heavy discount and a 30-day money-back guarantee with NordVPN. Eczema is unpredictable, But you can flare less with EpGliss, a once-monthly treatment for moderate to severe eczema. After an initial four-month or longer dosing phase, about 4 in 10 people taking EpGliss achieved itch relief and clear or almost clear skin at 16 weeks. And most of those people maintain skin that's still more clear at one year with monthly dosing.

38:38EpGliss, LibriKizumab, LBKZ, a 250 mg per 2 ml injection, is a prescription medicine used to treat adults and children 12 years of age and older who weigh at least 88 pounds or 40 kg with moderate to severe eczema. also called atopic dermatitis, that is not well controlled with prescription therapies used on the skin or topicals or who cannot use topical therapies. EBCLIS can be used with or without topical corticosteroids. Don't use if you're allergic to EBCLIS. Allergic reactions can occur that can be severe. Eye problems can occur. Tell your doctor if you have new or worsening eye problems.

39:05You should not receive a live vaccine when treated with EBCLIS. Before starting EBCLIS, tell your doctor if you have a parasitic infection. Ask your doctor about EBCLIS and visit EBCLIS.lily.com or call 1-800-LILY-RX or 1-800-545-5979. Have you got a would you rather? Oh I saw a little rascal. That's the only way I can describe this one. What would you choose if a doctor said you have a choice? Two years to live with sex every other day or 12 years to live with sex once a year? Two years to live with sex so you've got... Sex every other day? So you've got 350, you've got 175, you've got 350 sexual intercourse experiences there, aren't you?

39:49Or 12.

39:53But 10 years left, 10 years more on the planet. More to life than sex. What are you going to do with that 10 years? Are you going to make the most of it? Sniff knickers. Just sniff knickers watching dwarf porn, really. That's pretty much me. Yeah, definitely 12 years. 12 years. Open and shut? Yeah. Do you know what I mean about being a little bugger? Cheeky little rat. So you've got the 12 years, right? But you've got sex 12 times. It's going to get boring every day. Not boring. Every other day. Every other day. Is it always for the same partner? He hasn't put that on the question. I'm going to say yes.

40:33If it was sex with a different partner, like with a new fit bird, every other day, start planning my funeral. Yeah. Okay, now, pure cremations. I'd even go 12 months, fuck it. you could have a variety you could tick all the boxes that you wanted to tick in the two years? yeah you can finish on a dwarf I think I'd start and finish on a dwarf what do you mean? you've got like tall, small ginger, blonde, dark catalogue if that's what you're in it for because you're obviously in it for the every other day rather than the a lot of these questions are different if you're single if you're single like I'm two years different one every two days I am well it's always hypothetical so you are single so you're going early grave I'm going to have a ginger on a Tuesday I mean I know you're going hypothetical but at no point in that question does it say that you have got this pick and choose scenario so you're single who's to say that you could pull a woman every two days you didn't know me did you between the ages of fucking 18 and 24 I could fucking pull them yeah but we're talking about now no I know oh fucking hell Jesus Christ I might do well to pull one a year I would have thought

41:58there's so many scenarios yeah but I'm definitely 12 years I'm living for 12 years you matter 12 would you rather shit out your mouth or come out of your nose. Nose? Definitely come out my nose. I'm going to double check if I've got that the right way around. Who wants to shit out the mouth? Why? I'll see if I can find it. Imagine just as you're getting going. Right, pass us the anki. Unless that wasn't on... I'm coming. I'm coming.

42:38Pass us the pillow. At least you can just go to the toilet. What, and shit out your mouth? Yeah. Oh, it's a shit all the time. See, to be fair, mine... You brush your teeth every time you go for a shit. Mine would end up in my mouth anyway, because I'm a dribbler, aren't I? Just be like a snotty kid. Oh, yeah, you'd be like, you'd just have number 11 every time. I might go to, like, go... Johnny White Sleeves. Right, we get a... I think he's begging to keep it anonymous. Here we get the double please. Right, guys. This goes back to mid-1990s Australia. I'll keep it short and I'll keep it juicy.

43:17His words are not mine. He's got me already. We're like juicy. Picture the situation. Me, long-haired, Daniel Day Lewis-type 25-year-old, backpacking around Oz on my own. I end up in Coogie Bay, New South Wales. I bought myself a knackered car to get to and from employment. I was staying at a quite upmarket backpackers called the Aegean. Unfortunately, there was no notice board for jobs, which was annoying. So I decided to head down to the local bar, Coogie Bay Hotel. Apologies if I'm not pronouncing that correctly. I get talking to a few people who said they were staying at the Aranbrook Lodge, which had a job board.

44:01Oh. Is that how it works at them places? Must be. People just like some local employees say, well, then we want a job. We need a few workers picking and fruit picking and whatnot. Imagine the stories some of them travelers have got. We'll have to get one on. Filth. I decided to try my luck in there. Unfortunately for me, I was told by the girl on the counter the jobs are for residents of said lodge only. Oh, well, I want a room then. She said they were full, but people leave on a daily basis. Come back tomorrow. Next morning, I went back. She was at the counter. Long, mousy blonde hair. Slim, great tits.

44:43Seven out of ten looking. And to my thoughts, about 35-year-old. Hi, is there any rooms available? No, not yet, sir. I thought, you miserable twat. Is this the same person he spoke to the day before? Yeah. So it's like as if they're having a conversation, like, oh, hiya, is any rooms available? Yeah. Not, oh, you're back for a room. How old is he, did he say? 25. It's already a bit role-playing, isn't it? Daniel Day-Lewis type. I don't even know who Daniel Day-Lewis is. Yeah, he's tall, method actor. He's renowned for it, isn't he? I was about to leave when she said, we do have one bed, but only for two nights as my friend is due for a week.

45:23I'll take that, thanks, I said, rapidly changing my opinion of her. It's the spare in my room. Twinging my pants, he's put in between two emojis. What are the emojis? shocked one and extremely happy eyes closed one. Yeah, surprised. Not the, no, no, no. Thanks is said with too much excitement. After unloading my stuff into the room, it's a basic one with a bunk bed in the far corner and one wardrobe with three drawers. I took a sneak peek inside. Denim shorts, white t-shirts, repeat, and a skin-tight pair of spandex black leggings. The drawers, though, were worryingly empty. Strange. I jumped onto my new top bunk.

46:16Quite comfy, really. I like a little bit. Just to give me the proper picture. Bit strange that she's got bunk beds in her room. Yeah. I don't know. I went down the hall to the notice board and picked a few tabs which advertised some jobs. You know, they've got the numbers printed sideways on the bottom. You can rip one off, can't you? I'm assuming. All right. I don't know. The first one I tried, I got an interview. They asked if there was anyone else who wanted a job there. I asked around, but nobody was bothered. So I asked the girl at the counter. I told her it was a job making air conditioning units.

46:57I had a car, and I could take her. she seemed quite curious as to why I offered her a job in transport I shrugged and said I'm repaying your generosity smooth in it Daniel is her job not innkeeper yeah she's already got a job but I imagine in that do you think that was a bit weird well she's actually got an hostel really as well hasn't she I'm imagining though in that world everybody's doing bits of job like she's just working on reception isn't she and there's another bit of a job and then there's a couple of days here a couple of days there maybe well anyway I'm surmising. We went for the interview and we got it.

47:33Oh! We started a few days later. That day, we went to the pub to celebrate. Her name was, let's say, Kelly, from New Zealand. She was a bit down in the dumps, though, for various reasons. But the more we drank, the more I kept fantasising. I couldn't stop wondering why her drawers had no knickers in. I bought her some bar snacks and she said she wanted to go back and to see me later. A few hours later, I went to the room expecting Kelly to be there, but she wasn't. I grabbed a towel and headed off for a shower. What's an Australian bar snack? Like we've got nuts and scampi fries and bacon fries.

48:14Crocodile's dicks and stuff. They're like bulls knackers. Like a jungle job. Like that, spiders' legs and cockroaches. So he's grabbed a towel and headed for the shower. It's a four cubicle shower, communal. One was occupied. I stripped and started to shower. A girl's voice said, have you got a dry towel please? I've dropped mine on the wet floor. I said, is that Kelly? Yeah, I'm an idiot, I know, she replied. I obliged and I said I'll hang it over the door so she can get it. now my problem is shall I get brave and walk in the room covering my wrinkled member or shout her to return it when she's finished only a few minutes later she came back in and flung the towel over the door and said what you doing in there hurry up why I thought he's filling in all the gaps himself isn't he I said why are we going somewhere I could hear her walking off with no reply.

49:21I gave my cock another wash for good measure, slapped him and thought, wakey, wakey. Slapped him. Come on, you cop. Come on. I walked into the bedroom. She was in one of her tight white vests and what I thought were endless denim shorts were very, very short denim skirt. Oh. She was standing face at the window as I asked, so where are we going? She pivoted around, looked directly into my eyes and I swear guys she said we you more like she turned round bent her back legs slightly parted revealing a perfect Nicholas Snoop smooth knob park knob park? knob park? we've never had knob park before that's a new one I don't know how's the body here?

50:16good No. I'm wondering about how she bent. She's not backwards. She's bending her back. So she's ready to be padded down. She's just been arrested. Is she on all fours? No. No, it looks like she's still. She stood up and she just spread her legs and frisked me, officer. Right. What do you do? Thoughts zipped about my head. I settled on burying my head into her cushion. nose touching her arse I began noshing away only for her to say no no stop I don't want to come yet I stood up and our faces met she gave me the best soft kiss ever I've never really been too much of a connoisseur on kissing but this was just pure lust done with thought for the opposition I don't know about you but I'm fucking getting going here my cock count down Dino my cock was as shocked as me it was still under my balls but tried to escape the annoying netting you get inside Bermuda shorts terrible I pressed against her as we kissed her hand went down toward my cock I remember thinking fuck please don't fuck this up she rubbed outside my shorts then dropped to her knees my hands were doing something to her damp hair as she slowly pulled down my shorts

51:52he was out he says i'm sure it hit her under her chin but i wasn't concentrating too much on that to say it was the best feeling in the world would have been the biggest understatement ever she did a tongue thing while gripping my cock and twisting softly up and down for what seemed like a minute then that feeling bastard i was on the verge oh i had to stop her but she knew what was going on i pleaded for her to stop with her gob full she just waved her finger side to side he just put no but I like it her free hand went straight under my balls to the top of my arse and slowly pulled it back under with a finger running inside my arse crack so has she gone under and sexy innit even better if it slips in knuckle deep so she's gone back from his arse crack back to my balls where she cupped them.

53:07Still sucking and doing that tongue thing. That did it. She stopped sucking and I blasted her.

53:22I blasted her. I've just got ego spangling at ghost butchers. That needs a firework sound effect. That was like that.

53:35in her hair, her chin, cheeks, all over her. My knees went to jelly. I've got to sit down. She grinned and said she was going to get cleaned up. My God. I'd just witnessed my death of blowjobs. Never, ever will they be the same. From that moment, I knew I'd always be searching for the perfect blowjob. Anyway, we fucked a few times. That was just usual pumping stuff. But 30 years on, I'm married, I've got kids, and thoroughly pissed off that one-minute blowy spoiled my thoughts on blowjobs. We got in touch on social media before I met my missus, and I confessed about my blowy to her. She just said, next time you're in town, with a wink.

54:29My only regret. love my life love my life now just blowjob disappointment I feel like he's really this is like sincere isn't it I mean he's written in yeah he's written an email about it just blowjob disappointment love the show guys it keeps me seeing it work up the fucking cosh tell you what if he wants my talk he can have it free of charge yeah he can have me talk for that because that's one of the best emails I've ever had he's experienced it hasn't he like he said there's the disappointment going forward but would you rather not have experienced it? I know. There should be some sort of college course.

55:09Yeah. On blowjobs. There's plenty of material out there. What about tuppy tickling? Well, yeah. Yeah, same. There's no excuse really because there's that much material out there where if you want to learn, study the art of whatever, sucking a willy, licking a vagina, you can do it. Yeah. That's rusty. There's not really a wrong way to lick a fanny, is there? But there's a good way, John. Oh, I bet there is, John. There's a good way. You ever gone through alphabet? No. Like A, B, C, D, E, F. Wasn't that what you said? Wasn't that on American Pie? I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'll tell you what you could do.

55:58you spell superfragilisticexpialidocious and within until you got to docious there's going to be just a gush all over your face you'll be fucking sodden in your hair I'd love to know if there is courses you can do an online course must be there's everything else I'll tell you what, spoil it for me if I've been out might have had a shower, haven't they? you know if he'd been out and not had a shower and she's gone under finger top her back and all the way through I'm thinking there's going to be a smear on my plums here when she gets right front have we all got one? what? have we all got a memory?

56:44a blowjob? a best one

56:50probably better off moving on why would you fucking fetch something like that up by the way I wonder if the group course is as well. Yeah. John. It's a money maker, isn't it? Chris. Yes. Here, miss. John. Chris. Yeah. Have you all got your avocados? You've got to like stand up. What would you do? Introduce yourself and like tell them why you're here. The problems that you have. My name's John. I'm here to learn how to lick the perfect fanny. Yeah.

57:21My missus has said I need practice. Improvement. it's a bit like fucking yeah I hate me didn't I my name's John and Mrs I can't lick fanny what would you what would you take surely you have to have some nah I can have an avocado or something nah I think all equipment will be provided no it's online it's online this course oh no I want physical I want to turn up you want a fanny yeah I thought we were turning up you might have been in a room with a lot of wank fanny lickers I am Chris This is Rose. Hiya. I tell you what, just to get a really good feel of it, let's swap partners. No, I reckon that's the last instalment of the course.

58:06Is that an unrealistic thing in real life? Yeah. I reckon initially you're per, like cutting half, avocado. You've got to get the technique going before you get on the real stuff. Yeah. You know, if you're having a really good blowjob, though, and you're thinking, I want this to carry on. If you can bottle this up. Yeah, I want this to carry on. But then, as you said, tours start to go. And you're like, I'm at crossroads. Because you know you're going to get the rewards, but you're thinking, I'd still like this for another five or six minutes. Thirty years is a long time to carry that regret. what like you know like a bad blowjob like if it's teethy and like teeth the way teethy and like just a terrible blowjob do you think there is do you think you can lick a bad fanny like really like if you're licking if you're down there licking like a spaniel too much you can be You're all in control.

59:12You're in the wrong spot. Yeah, just too much. Wrong spot? What, like top of her knee? Oh, but you need to be in the right spot, don't you? If you've got your tongue in the whole lot of the area, you can't do it wrong, can you? I think you're doing it all wrong, John. I think you are. I think you're like a dog in a ball. I do. Where do you all lick? Come on, then. Fucking hell. I hate you two professors on licking fanny. Where do you lick? So, you've got to be top-headed, haven't you? So you've got to be up around the... The clitoris. Yeah. And the hickering. Yeah. You're in dog ball. Do you ever get down and get hit oil?

59:55You're not going to do anything around there, are you? Do you ever get down and hit oil? Now and again, but that's not the... It's like a rabbit. You ever get down at rabbit warren? I think you need to focus more on the clitoris, John. We need to sign you up on that course. Yeah. What email address? We'll get you a couple of avocados. I think you've got this all wrong. I think you were thinking I'm wanting advice off you all. I'm just... You've been doing it all wrong. I don't want any advice on your licking fan. I'm just asking what you do. I'm sound with my technique. You're in wrong shot. You've got York and ended up in Cork.

1:00:32How do you know you're fighting? Have you been complimented on us? More than one occasion. A broken clock is right twice a day. So what about, you know, like, if you're going, like, from infamous, what about if you're going up back end then? Do you just totally vacate the area in between? Like I said, a bit of attention, but the main focus is... Well, I think I'm fucking betting you are to it. Right, well, we'll have to have a review. Do you want to do a... Yeah, call me over. Phone Rose now and I'll phone Katie. Right? Hi, I love you, alright? Yeah. Kids are alright, yeah. What am I like at Licking Fanny?

1:01:16Am I any good or what? Tell the lads. Just tell the Friday Club this is what I'm like at Licking Fanny, please. No, I think you need to be up and down from both areas, mate. Just a bit of everything. Yeah. A bit of variety. That's why I ask you the question, what do you do when you're Licking Fanny? Predominantly, though, where are you targeting? Back in the rear.

1:01:42It depends how long you're down there, doesn't it? Again, you're not doing it. You're not doing it right if you're down there too long. I've said before, it wasn't my strong point, but I've improved. Have you? I've done a lot of work on the... It's not two weeks. A lot of work. No, it's been a while, hasn't it? A lot of work on the training ground. Yeah. You know, I put my hours in and that. You ever go like the old... Like, listen, flick. I'm not discussing my technique live. I've got a quick one here. I've got a quick one here. Are all batteries the same? That's like asking if all soccer players are the same.

1:02:16Take Messi, the most decorated player ever. Is there any other player who has achieved that? No, just him. Now take Duracell. Is there any other battery with Power Boost ingredients inside? No, just Duracell. Goats only trust goats because they're built different. And Messi only trusts Duracell. All right, lads, blah, blah, blah. Just listening to Friday Club this week about giving spunk samples. Short one from me. My partner and I have been trying for a baby for a while, so I thought we'd go and get checked. I'm based in New Zealand, again, another reference to the other side of the world. And the process here is brilliant.

1:02:59No designated room or anything classy like that. You just have to sort yourself out and get the sample to location X within the hour, keeping it warm. Only problem was, location X was a decent drive from mine and couldn't be guaranteed landing warm in the hour. So I just chucked the potting and the paperwork in my glove box, thinking I'll sort that out at some point. So he's thinking, right. On rule, wank on rule. So you don't need to do it. You don't need to be there at a certain time. Just whenever you're in town, drop it off. Fast forward a few days. I'm early for a meeting near location X.

1:03:37And with a bit of pressure from the wife, I thought, right, this is my moment. So there I am, parked up near McDonald's, and I realised my fate. The deed was done in a McDonald's cubicle. Just me, my memory, and the golden arches. Probably the saddest tug of my life. Think he's got a double cheeseburger in his other hand? Yeah. Then came the drive of shame. Pot tucked under my armpit to keep it warm. Before awkwardly handing my jizz to the lady who clearly couldn't care less. Lovely job. Swimmers, we're all good. Thanks for asking. Up the cosh. I like that technique, putting it under your armpit to keep it warm.

1:04:22Yeah. I might have gone like middle of legs, but under the arm. Yeah, I think I might have gone crotch. Yeah, it's done well. One thing I've never done, by the way, I've never masturbated with a double cheeseburger in my hand. Yeah, you'd have to go single entity. You couldn't go fries, could you? No. You'd drop a few. Would you have a bite halfway through? I think I've been munching all the way through. Yeah, I think you would. You think you could? I don't think I would. I'm not multitasking. I don't like my food cold, do I? I've got a double cheeseburger. I've gone in just, I bought a double cheeseburger.

1:04:52I think there's too much distraction there. You can't wank and eat at the same time. Not my idea. There's one for you female listeners. Is there a bad way to lick a toffee? I think there is if you're coming in like a bull in a china shop yeah there's too much too soon too much noise I think that would put most people off but like obviously the teepee the teepee blow job is a no-no isn't it is there a way for a woman to be getting that and it'd be like this is horrendous ooh when you're pulling away from a teepee notch Good question. One for the female listeners. And do noises put you off? Well, I think that would.

1:05:37Well, that's what... Put me off.

1:05:43Right. Housekeeping. Housekeeping. Last one. What have we got?

1:05:51That is Guy Falk's night. All the live shows are out today. Are they really? Yes. We've got fucking Lourdes in, haven't we? All the dates are out today. Tickets on sale. Poster is on all our socials. There will be a few, potentially a few more dates added, but the Lions sure are on display. We're in Doncaster next week with Andy's Man Club. Friday the 21st. Oh, yeah. Still a few tickets left. There's a few left for that one, yeah. Sunderland sold out. Preston, not Preston, Blackburn sold out. Barnsley. And Barnsley sold out? Nearly no. I think he might be sold out, but I think he's just had a camera few more in.

1:06:36Sort of, there might be a couple left. But the rest of them for next year, they're out now. Anything else you want to add? Not for me. I can't wait to phone her, see if I'm doing it right. See if you've been doing it all wrong. You've been doing it wrong? Yeah. Well, I'll let you know next week, lads. Over and out? Yeah. Sure nobody wants this tooth? Lovely tooth. Oh my gosh.

1:07:35Turn it up. Storm has zero sugar and 200 milligrams of caffeine, so you can turn that workout up a notch. Good energy in, good energy out. Energy for life. This episode is brought to you by Google Chrome. You think you know a browser, but Gemini and Chrome, that's new. It can help you with practically anything on the web, like restoring a vintage motorcycle from a 50-page restoration block, or finally break down that long article you've had open for weeks. Gemini and Chrome is here for it. Ready to make anything online make sense? There's no place like Chrome. Check responses set up required, compatibility and availability varies 18+.