Friday Club | Thick as Mince

34:0340 sheep? It's been a lambslide. That would explain the sheep noise I heard. I can't imagine the sound like nice. Shot sheep. They don't give a fuck with them Russians. I will shoot what I want. I caught a glimpse of the bloodbath on my drive out of the grounds. All I could see was a sea of dead white sheep bodies with their heads blown off and pools of blood litter in the field. Because it was spring, there were lambs too. An absolute horror show, she says. Whether the shoe party had misunderstood what an English shoe was or just didn't give a fuck, I have no idea. What? What do you mean I cannot shoot sheep?

34:53Maybe they didn't realise that there was a wedding going on in the building next to where they were murdering. They weren't giving a fuck. Yews. Maybe they thought that was the animal they were supposed to shoot. Maybe they thought it was a shotgun wedding. Was it just free reign? Did they just love mutton? Who knows? Who knows? I didn't invoice the couple for my services. Didn't? Didn't. as I just wanted to forget the whole day. Yeah, that's where you need to still invoice. You've done your bit, haven't you? Yeah. I was, however, asked to give a statement to the police about what had happened and later learned that the shoe party were reprimanded and charged.

35:33It's like... Oh, yeah, they've blown a lot of sheep away. Like, obviously, the gun licences are for certain areas, I think. Yeah. And, like, serious. And animals. You can't just be blowing sheep away, whether you've got a licence or not. No. Is that jail, Lenore? Just put him in a pen. I'm happy to say that the event didn't put me off performing, and if anything, made me realise that I can be a real leader in a crisis. I was later thanked by the event organisers via a kind email. Sorry it was a long one, lads, but this and the skid mark are definitely my worst stories. As always, carry on the great work.

36:11Incredible story. So what do you think's happened, though? They just thought, fuck it. I think Vlad and the lads, we've seen them, haven't we? You know, when we were in London, we were in that kind of Eastern Block cafe, and early morning, vodka, brandy, a fag, fag on. They've had a couple in the morning before the shoot, and then they've just gone rogue. Fuck it. Shit shooting them pheasants, innit? They're always slow, aren't they? We need bigger prey. Because they've ruined the full day, haven't they? It's got to be on the venue's head as well, just out of the fact that they've got a shoot happening.

36:48Has she over-exaggerated a bit? Do you think she's caused... I think she's caused more hassle than what really to be caused, I think. I'm really sorry about the noise, but then there's some dickheads shooting outside. Get down, do not walk, do not eat, do not... Just stay exactly where you are. Down, down, down. Brenda, get your fucking head down. Fuck off the miniature Yorkshire. Puddings have just come out. Just pass me on a tempura prawn, will you? I'm going to go again with the warning. I think I'm leaning towards what you just said, Johnny. I think she's caused panic. Yeah. Get down and stay down.

37:24Keep your heads down. Do not run. Do not move. I think she's caused too much bollocks there. Just like, I'm really sorry about the noise in the background. I'll get someone at the venue to... What does she think? Jackal.

37:46he's a one-shot man jackal he's not spraying so yeah we're only joking aren't we yeah dad dad she's caused too much he should be a flipping thingy writer yeah you know she's added the the drama so are you with me a little bit yeah she's caused too much bollocks you think if they should have just carried on singing I'm really sorry about the back I'll get somebody from the venue to go and see what's going on get down retreat retreat get down do not move but I bet they were loud oh are they loud loud shots 25 of but when you've heard 25 shots and you've not heard glass you know it's not going for you don't you yeah it's so out of the expected 25 shots yeah if we had 25 you think and I'm telling you now right I'm a bit deaf me and I'll be able to tell the difference if there's a shot out there or a shot in the all the year even if it's just I think she's a drama queen if a diva so what you're saying is she's ruined the wedding just fuck job up there.

39:08There's people having ambulance assistance. They could have just signed Corner Sound. But there's people getting treated for shock. And panic. She's played part in that shock. When somebody declares up microphone, get down! Mass shooter! Get down, get down! Are you with them as well? She's caused a bit of trepidation, haven't she? That wasn't necessary. She's had the full room taken care of. I imagine there's glasses getting knocked over They've rolled up for cover Red wine on a table that's been knocked over There's three of them looking for a bunker

39:47I'm assuming this isn't the response you were hoping for Or expecting Can you imagine when they've turned tables All glasses, you know, for a barrier For I'd be like All champagne on the floor Because there's that much panic Anything goes now, isn't it? Oh, yeah, your grandma's fucking Fuck grandma off Sure, she's declared World War III. You can use other people's guards, bodyguards and everything. Human shields. Yeah. You can throw knives about. Yeah, people are running to the door. You're tripping loved ones up, aren't you? Oh, yeah. I'd be like, I'm right in a fire. Stand and take somebody out, I'll wink.

40:26Cake's gone. Yeah. Somebody's gone for a knife, you know, for arm himself. just smashing smash your champagne flute yeah yeah yeah why you're a little bit startled but to ruin the wedding it's a bit much love but we're only joking thank you very much for emailing again i know it might be that there are two best stories but i think that might be the last time she emails in. I think she's not going to listen to us anymore. We've lost a kosher. We've lost a kosher. In battle. Yeah. Do you not need a single foot wedding? Not one who's fucking overdramatic like that. We don't need somebody who makes a mountain out of them all, he'll know.

41:13Some tuning might be off on speaker. Fuck me. What'll be up? Cancel! Cancel! My bass has run on my speaker.

41:25No, like you said, we're joking. That was a good story, that. And to tell you what I feel sorry for, farmer. Well, sheep as well, but I expect it were quite quick for them. But the farmers, it's fodder sheep now. Yeah. Lambs. Yeah, the lads have gone rogue, haven't they? I think then. They don't give a fuck. Yeah, they've had a few drinks in the morning. Yeah, they're not bothered. I don't even know if she's meant to be kept anonymous, but I think I bet that. She might not get another job. I wonder what... Well, can you just email us in again, please, and see what reaction were from your friends when you told them?

42:03Mm. Yeah, but she should be some kind of flippin' thingy writer. Just like that, wanting my dad there. Jessica Fletcher? Mm. Yeah. Mountain Smallville. That last thing on it.

42:23Hi lads, long time listener, Patreon blah blah blah. Been pondering whether to send this for a while because parts of it are a bit embarrassing, so please keep anonymous. When I was in my teens, already getting bored of watching Frankie Vaughan, I stumbled across a chat room site. Not one-on-one chat like Omegle, is it? No? No. with fellas ripping the head off it, but a chat room with cam girls who basically got their kit off for tokens. Do you know them? No, but what's the first room? Amigle. Amigle, what's that then? I thought they were only cam girls. I think Amigle's like, is it a bit like chat roulette?

43:10Remember chat roulette? Where you can talk to somebody and then whenever you want to move on, you move on. Well, then you just talk to somebody new? You just, yeah. What about old? Or sex? Yeah, it's just anything. That was what chap roulette was. I don't know what a meagle's like, but it's generally just full of blokes having a wank. What, chap roulette or a me? Well, both of them were, really. You used to go on. You know, there were a few of you at house. You've done it. You've done chap roulette. I've done chap roulette years ago. You know, like when you're at somebody's house. Go on, stick chap roulette off and you get some right weirdos.

43:45Were you all wanking at the same time? No. You just said it where people were wanking on you. No, but that's what I mean. It was for people just to chat to each other, like random people, and you'd have a laugh and whatever, but then a lot of people on there were just bloke-wanking. I did go through affairs of cam thingy, you know, like random websites and girls with a webcam, and I convinced myself that I'd unearthed a hidden gem, that nobody else had found this particular site. Right. So it just came up there in my head. what were they doing? She used to phone in they were free loads of private freebies like was that one where you pay on tokens I think if you want an extra Bing what so you were talking to just random birds?

44:36no it was like a chat thing you got a type? you got a type? yeah years and years ago but obviously if a thingy drops where somebody paid a few quid they'll have a request or they'll have a phone call or something so there's multiple people watching yeah everybody so there's 20 people around England watching this bird and one of them says I'll drop you 20 quid to finger your arse and you'll get to watch that for free and you should probably turn it off and just get and he just gets the private show I think so yeah it seems to be quite professional I think I think so Omegle with fellas ripping their head off it, but a chat room with cam girls who basically got their kit off for tokens.

45:21You could watch up to four girls at the same time. I never paid any tokens, put my camera on or said anything in the chat. I just sat anonymously behind the screen until it scratched my itch. So he's doing similar. He's just hovering, watching what's going on. I go on the site a couple nights a week and after a while began to build up a roster of favourites. One of my favourites was a Colombian milf, let's call her Linda. I think we could probably call her a proper name though I don't think there's many Colombians listening. Pretty face, dimples, olive skin, a big set of lovely tits and a tidy snatch.

46:03After a while Linda wasn't online as much and eventually seemed to drop off the face of the calm girl earth. Shortly after, I started to get bored of the sight and eventually stopped going on as well. Happened to me, that. Yeah. Fast forward about six... Long three years, wasn't it? Fast forward about six years later and I went to the Costa del Sol with a few pals. We were in a bar and I noticed one of the waitress there looked awfully familiar. It was Linda. What are the chances of this, by the way? I'd never told anybody about the campsite I used to go on, as I thought it was a bit embarrassing, and I didn't know whether to go over and speak to Linda.

46:49We've only just found out about it, haven't we? I mean, years on. Not really knowing how she'd react to me, basically telling her I'd taken one off the wrist to her many times and never paid a penny for it. After a few more beers, I thought, fuck it, and headed over to the bar where she was serving. I said that I didn't know how to say it but I'd recognised her from the site. She was slightly embarrassed but we had a laugh about it and she said it was something she did years ago back in Colombia as it was much better pay than the average wage. Afterwards I eventually had to tell my mates how I knew her and to be fair to Linda she came over and served our group all night having a laugh with us and just being generally sound.

47:35As it approached closing time, at this point being very well oiled, I came out of the toilet and Linda was at the bar. She called me over and said she was finishing in half an hour. How would I like to see it all in real life? This is like bingo for him. To say I jumped at the chance is an understatement. She took me back to her apartment a short walk away and gave me the ride of my life. I couldn't fucking believe what had happened. In the morning, she kissed me goodbye and said it would only be a one-night thing, but we were welcome at the bar any time. To this day, it's got to be the best night of my life.

48:22And it all came from being a teenage pervert wanking over Colombian milfs on the internet.

48:33I think it's touching touching story touching story fair play to her as well she's far tell you what she don't know he's not given all money over here's a shit you think you know he's probably paid me rent hmm I'll fuck him yeah I'll give him one and she see he's seen her and he's for a few minutes like who's that is and then he's really excited because he's realized it's like we see Toby Jones at Paddington station he's made I got a clue he must have been into a deep direct like even to recognize a six years later yeah you recognize any of the audience you used to watch I want to go yours by the way 20 20 years ago?

49:20I don't think I had a computer back then. Did you not? Probably not, no. Did you never do any? Would you have been there? Aye. You'd have been all over it. What about Babe's Station and them, you know, with phone? No, no. I've obviously watched it. I was never an investor. No. One of the ones, obviously, when we were in my local, we phoned up. What are the chances of that? I know. Like, the odds are astronomical. Fair play to her. She sounds like a lovely, lovely woman. Lovely Linda. I don't think that's a real name.

50:00By the way, another one I was raging with you for yesterday. She's raging with you, though, isn't she? Oh, yeah, she's. I told her about the hat trick, and she's like, we've got family in Scotland that listen. Sorry, I love it. I'll take it off with you. I did bring you down with us. So yesterday I went to the fridge to butter some tiger bread to have with the spaghetti bolognese. Yeah. John. You could eat some tiger bread, couldn't you? You mean erection here. Yeah. You are hungry, aren't you? So I've opened the lure pack.

50:35None left. So that's sound. Obviously we've run out. So I went to get the replacement lure pack. No pack. No pack? from Aldi. So Aldi's version of Lurpak. I went, what the fuck is this? Some things should not be messed with. Yeah. I said, what's this? She went, what do you mean? She said, well, Norfolk, it's not Lurpak, is it? She went, oh, well, I went to Aldi. I said, I'm not bothered, love. Do they still sell Lurpak at Aldi? Not sure. I think they do, don't they? But is Norfolk nowhere near you? Well, no. It's not margarine, is it? No, it's like the fake Lurpak. Yeah, but it's still Yeah, still butter, but it's a fake Lurback.

51:18Yeah. But some replacements are all right. It's all right, yeah. But not Lurback. But listen to her. I don't fucking drive all the way around Gundry, right? Busting my balls grafting. For you to fucking scrimp up Lurback. This is another side effect, isn't it? Told you. Yeah. Hey, I'm fucking, I'm travelling all over England, right? Grafting my tits off. And you're fucking, you're turning that out. our pack yeah so up and down being the show yeah coming back so she got a fucking for that at all it's only small things but i am with you a bit though i should not be messed with might be another four might be another four four quid maybe but if you've got it for a month it's a pound a week in it it's 13 14 pence a day yeah so come on something's katie come on some things are worth investing in yeah and not not like a lurpak is one of them yeah i'm with you and a good bed good bed yeah yeah so not only actually fuck my spaghetti bolognese up then the tiger bed i would have him with it had got no pack on not lurpak and could you tell like if she did the the butter and served it up would you notice the difference probably not but that's not the point Chris I'm with that was out the bag we not grafting and one of the things that when he looks is in life is low back mm-hmm she's fucking not pack me off what's your biggest luxury that your class I don't think I've got any Candy Crush?

53:01Yeah, I'm still spunking my balls in on candy. No, I wouldn't say I've got any luxuries. Have you? No. Vintage clothing? Is that a luxury? It is if you're a tramp. What would you say your luxury is?

53:22Clothes. Clothes, yeah. I buy them new for a start. You fucking snob. You fucking changed you. As soon as you start going cross-fitting, you've changed. But, like, you probably spend a lot on clothes. Yeah. But only cost you the volume. Yeah. You don't, like... It's all cheap shit. Yeah, I wouldn't pay something ridiculous. Like, you won't buy a belt at 500. What's the most you've spent on one item of clothing?

53:56probably £500 for a suit is that an item are you giving us that well I'll give you a suit yeah but apart from that not a suit I spoke about when I paid £800 for a mask face mask can you remember can you remember that I used to wear it in the quizzes I'll get a picture that like old man one the old man £800 800 quid. You paid 800 quid for it? Mm-hmm. It had to be shipped over from America, but I've watched YouTube videos, and what they wear in films, it was that realistic. Right. And they, like, stick to your face. Like Mrs. Doubtfire. I used to wear, I remember going into the gym. I bought an old man's outfit, baggy trousers, shoes, turn-ups.

54:43What were you doing like that weightlifting fellow? Scruffy coat. Similar to that, but I'd just walked in, mask on and a thingy and just sat in reception like fucking Freddy Krueger and the owner shit his pants he walked past us three times like giving us the side eye and I'm just sat there staring and he's like I could see him out in my peripheral he walked round the corner and he was giving it one of them like so I thought right and I've gone for a little warm up pretending I'm here for a class and just started jogging up and down the gym. And people were coming in for the start of the class and just going.

55:24And when people are nudging each other, I'm like, what's that? When did you get a pull-up bar? I just carried on jogging. I had an old man walk. And then I just sat back down. And everyone was just stood looking at us. How long did you leave it? I reckon five, ten minutes. Just sat, legs crossed. And then I went for the big... Big reveal. And I ripped it during lockdown on the quizzes, pissed. I've got to take it off. You know what? Fultured. It's just a big rip down middle. See, I think you've got to go to the point where you stay there until somebody comes and approaches you. Yeah, and see if they're really buying into it.

56:11I wore it at the pub. Me and Nana and Granddad were alive. They came down for the weekend with me mum, and I said I'd meet them in the boathouse. you know the yeah you still live and I got in there first and I've just sat there reading the paper I mean Anna's come in and again and again she was literally over there and I'm just sat staring at them and we got like I'm ready for a fight have you see that video that was the idea with the old man mask or man oh yeah tumble down there's hundreds of people there and I remember people running over are you alright sir you alright do you know what I paid again yeah extortion about I had some laughs with it I think we've all been here bathroom Olympics anonymous please lads morning gents fairly new kosher here got dragged in by a mate and now Friday morning work drives are done with a laugh and a blah blah blah.

57:20Right, story time. And possibly one of the cautious courtroom. Bathroom Olympics. You know what it's like on holiday. Bit of sun, a few beers, smell of sun cream in the air. Suddenly, you're not operating with a nine iron anymore. You've got a full big dog driver. You've got the horny holiday. We've spoke about this, haven't we? The sun cream. Tuck it into the swim shorts. Yeah. Problem is kids nothing kills the mood quicker than dad can we go to the pool dad I'm hungry dad why are you in the bathroom again so about seven years ago a family holiday in Turkey we accidentally discovered a workaround get back to the room about 5 p.m.

58:07lads absolutely cooked from the sun quick shower after sun slapped on like we were in the pits at the f1 and he's called out with minutes. Mrs jumps in the shower then calls me in. More after sun. Can you do my back? Now lads, we all know that it is never just about the back. Bit of after sun, bit more after sun, quick glance in the mirror and suddenly the driver's out the bag and asking for a tea. Quick VAR check, kid's still asleep. Door shut, lock on, game faces. Honestly, unreal. Something about having to keep it quiet makes it ten times better. Like you're in the Champions League, but VAR's watching.

58:56It's happening in the shower, over the sink, one foot on the toilet, sat on the toilet, more rounds than the decathlon. Quick, cold shower after, walk out like nothing's happened. Straight into mini-disco like Model Parents. Mini-disco. And just like that, Bathroom Olympics was born. Been a holiday tradition ever since. Rain or shine, all-inclusive or not. Fucking love it. Fast forward a few months back. My mate's 60th birthday. Options. £50 taxi each way or£60 travel lodge? No kids. Travel lodge. All day. You're always going with travel lodge there, aren't you? Even if it's£100 travel lodge. Yeah.

59:43It's just easier, isn't it? Luxury. Lads, don't overthink it. We're already mentally packing the gold medals before we've even left the house. Rock up to the travel lodge. Receptionist says, apologies, we've had a mix-up. Only room left is an accessible one. Is that okay? Obviously, one of them in the bigger bathrooms. Disabled. Disabled. Disabled. Yeah. Me and the wife try not to look too eager. Yeah, that's fine. Walk into the room, big bed, standard stuff Few comments flying about Then she opens the bathroom door Stops, turns slowly Eyes lit up like she's just found buried treasure This is not being wasted Lads, walk in shower, fold down seat Loads of room, big rainfall shower head No banging elbows, no dodgy angles No careful the sink and best of all, no need to keep quiet.

1:00:43Fucking jackpot. I mean, they've obviously got a bit of a bathroom kink now, haven't they? Because, I mean, they've got a bed and no kids. Yeah, a big bed. A big bed. But yet they're both collectively more excited about the big bathroom. They've had some nice times in the bathrooms abroad, haven't they? They have. I just like how thorough he is in expressing his joy. Yeah. You know, like the detail of bathroom. Fun. At this point, we're not in the Bathroom Olympics trials. We've gone full Olympic final. Primetime. World watching. National anthem ready. What a day. Night and morning after. Unbelievable.

1:01:25So here's the dilemma. What's the move going forward? Do we start requesting accessible rooms like it's a preference? Develop a suspicious limp at checking or borrow a wheelchair or just walk in and say any chance of the looks performance sweet because lads once you've gone gold medal it's hard to go back to qualifiers keep up the great work up the fucking gold medal cosh they have got a kink with it haven't they it's what got a kink with it yeah and they're going to have to stick with it now like you said and we've all been there on holiday haven't we you know we're just getting at any sexy time in it mhm When opportunity knocks, it's difficult as well.

1:02:09I know I've spoke about this numerous times. I think it's when they get older that it gets harder. 14, 15, because they're not sleeping then. That is the golden hour, isn't it? When you've been out in the sun all day, get back, and everybody's getting ready, and that's when you've got the horny. I still think I'm going up bed. In the travel lodge? Yeah. You've got the big bathroom. I think it's only a needs most kind of situation for me and if you put in the shower out if you put the shower on it then becomes a health hazard slippy yeah and knocking your top set up I tell you what you've got to be careful of the cord the emergency cord you don't want to pull in that what about the emergency seat would you give the seat to go yeah but i think i don't know more hygienic than the toilet oh he's on about hygiene again here fucking hell fire mag kim and maggie's on about hygiene rich uh i wonder what the weight could be snappage yeah especially

1:03:25do you know no the reinforced if i'm sat on the chair so there's 18 stone on it now Right, and then I've got Katie jumping up and down and me chucking her up and down like a... working a circus. I don't think there's snaps. Do you think? Yeah, then how do you explain the snaps? So what do you think they need to do? When booking again? What about... Are you in a wheelchair? No, just ask for an accessible room. Yeah, just say... Yeah, but you're going to make it. oh yeah let's put a stone in one of your shoes yeah that's part of the fun mm-hmm did a wheelchair feeling her in you know if you're going to a wedding then you've got to put a back she's got to sit back in it get in a car got a book a special time you've got to get a special taxi they're gonna have a bash on your wedding day or like day day

1:04:28for that day slip off why I wonder when the parks are you consummate the mario be a window of opportunity ah to work like it might a woman get to bed once you're tired I will be moody yeah probably that's it diva ish yeah then it's better put some gear on you'll be slipping off don't worry about that I'll give you a standing ovation highlighted to everybody I'm thinking the moment opportunity but just when you start in your speech come on love I've not even thought about to not get married till three hours or sixes what wedding toilet paper what's got your initials off I think it has yeah so the toilet paper like you said is that for I don't know the day I don't know if it's everybody who goes for a shit so I'm gonna smile when I'm helping myself with I don't if it's for our house in the week leading up or what just as a build rules if it's gonna be for our outfit we leading up we're gonna be talking 12 14s and how's your paddle yeah good although I bought a new racket.

1:06:09Yeah. Can I find it? Weighted screws at the top weren't captured. So I've emailed them back. This is why I don't like fucking internet shopping. Wank. I like to just go to a shop, speak to somebody, buy it and leave with it. Why don't you go to the shop and buy one then? I don't know where the paddle shop. What, do they not sell them at the paddle place? Nope. Well, they're missing. There's definitely a gap in the market. They're missing. If I've got a paddle place, I'm selling paddle rackets. all right fucking Bannan time are you now huh Bannan time so I've emailed them back saying on me brackets faulty oh can you make can you can you send us a video of the problem right so I've now got to screw this thing in and obviously it'll sure that it's not catching with somebody videoing me to send the video in to see what next thing is next action we achieve by twice yeah you told them how many followers you've got that us

1:07:26so yeah so that's uh i know i mean i like this one at shop buying it leaving the problem with I'll go back to the shop, tell the guy or the lady, and he'd make my rackets fuck. And I'd say, right, sound, I can see that, and give me another racket and I can go on my way. Now I'm going to have to fuck about sending a video, sending emails, I'm going to have to fuck about packaging it up, taking it to a post office. Why did you go to the shop and buy one? I did not. Well, when I got my... I only bought it because I lost the game and I lost my head, so I bought it in the pub after. Oh, did you? Yeah.

1:07:57Well, you've no one to blame but yourself then. If you've rage bought, that's your own fault. changing the subject. I was on the way here this morning. I pulled up with some lights on the way back from Louisa's. And there's a fucking SUV pulls up. And you know when you, again, in the peripheral, I've looked and there was a fella with his window down. And he's got to give it the universal to take mine down. And he was a kosher. I saw the number plate and I love the podcast, mate. Can I get a picture? What, in traffic? I found myself giving him a thumbs up and some traffic lights. I don't know if he's a Friday club.

1:08:43And there, window down, thumbs up. Lights are on green.

1:08:51SUV, is that an American terminology SUV? Yeah. Is it? It's just a 4x4, are you? Yeah. So I don't know if he panicked and didn't realise what he was doing, but I've gone with it anyway. thumbs up so if you've got send a picture in anything you want to talk about before we finish yes just quickly Doncaster vs Manchester United yeah legends yeah Jabba is our manager you're managing you've got good form managing remember our match I was going to say don't are you going to be able to treat yourself are you going to be able to actually talk you know put your formation and everything together or are you just going to be a rabbit in the headlines by the way it's an unbelievable day Eve's trust he puts on a hell of a I think we had 5 ,000 there last year Dion Dublin he's going against Dion Dublin in the opposite dugout I got the message John do you fancy being manager when is it I believe I'd never actually confirmed you did because you said you're going to put me on the bench I said if I am manager I'm gonna put you on the bench and then basically I got next thing I got a message all the day saying oh you're our manager aren't you all right well you must have signed me up suit they on was smart last year I'll be smart don't you worry about fucking smart to deal I'll smart and deal no that's been a pressure actually being up against the on double because he is a snappy dresser like what But, on a serious note, it's going to be easy, won't it?

1:10:30Just pick my team. You're not team talk and everything. Oh, I'll play team talk this time. Who's on your team, like big Israeli? On Doncaster's team, James Coppinger, Paul Green will be there probably. But United, Mikael Silvestre, Fraser Campbell, Darren Gibson. And they had Ryan Giggs last year. I don't know who Martin's bringing on board this year, but it'll be so it's a big test for the big stuff so yeah go to Eve's Trust Instagram website page just a big thank thank you to where are we yeah big thanks to Sandburn Hall Sandburn Country Club what a place by the way beautiful beautiful lovely for letting us record we'll just record you with Simon Eslop as well so massive thank you I've been coming here for a game of golf honestly beautiful oh good really good hopefully we'll see you in Cardiff tomorrow are they making the trip these will be on for the show keep me notes in here you couldn't keep my phone snowsing car keys in as well could you and me tennis racket up the gosh

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