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Waveform: The MKBHD Podcast - Episode Summary
Episode Title
Dodge Charger EV Sounds Fake 馃憥
Episode Overview In this episode of the Waveform Podcast, Marques Brownlee (MKBHD), Andrew Manganelli, and David Imel discuss various topics, including a rumored redesign of Apple software, Pixel 10 leaks, and MKBHD's review of the Dodge Charger EV. The episode concludes with a game called "Who Said That!?" featuring social media engagement bait from various brands, along with trivia segments.
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Key Topics Discussed
- Apple Software Redesign
- Rumors: Apple is reportedly planning a significant visual overhaul for its software, possibly the biggest change since iOS 7.
- Vision OS Influence: The redesign may draw inspiration from Vision OS, featuring more glassy and transparent UI elements.
- Pixel 10 Leaks
- New Features: Early leaks suggest that the Pixel 10 could come with a third camera, potentially a periscope lens, differentiating it from previous models.
- Tensor G5 Chip: Excitement surrounds the anticipated Tensor G5 chip, which is expected to enhance performance.
- Dodge Charger EV Review
- Overview: MKBHD shared his experience driving the new Dodge Charger EV, highlighting its performance metrics (0 to 60 in 3.3 seconds and 600+ horsepower) but questioning its value.
- Critique: The car is criticized for lacking clear advantages over competitors, poor sound quality, and a confusing target demographic.
- Performance vs. market expectations: While it has strong acceleration, it does not outperform other EVs in its price range.
- Sound System: The artificial sound generated by the car does not replicate the traditional muscle car experience effectively, leading to a lack of emotional engagement.
- Engagement Bait Game - "Who Said That!?"
- Game Mechanics: The hosts guess which brand made engagement baiting posts on Threads.
- Highlights:
- Questions varied from fun festival lineups to light-hearted engagement prompts.
- Some brands included in the game were Spotify, Discord, Adobe, and SpaghettiOs.
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Key Takeaways
- Software Changes: Apple's potential overhaul reflects its strategy to unify its diverse software platforms around a consistent visual identity, though the practicality of this is debated among hosts.
- Market Position of the Charger EV: The Dodge Charger EV seems to struggle to define its unique selling proposition, raising questions about its appeal to muscle car enthusiasts who may not be ready to transition to electric vehicles.
- Engagement Strategies: The game illustrated the increasing trend of brands using social media engagement tactics that often lack originality or meaningful interaction.
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Trivia Recap The episode featured trivia related to the discussed topics, offering a lighthearted way to test knowledge on tech and automotive culture, showcasing the hosts' playful banter and competitive nature.
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Closing Remarks Listeners are encouraged to check out the recent South by Southwest episode of the podcast and to engage with the Waveform community through various social media platforms. The episode wraps up with humor and camaraderie, hallmark characteristics of the Waveform Podcast.
Enjoy the episode!
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Transcript
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1:13What is up, people of the internet? Welcome back to another regularly scheduled episode of the Waveform Podcast. We're your hosts. I'm Marquez. I'm Andrew. And I'm David. So I say regularly scheduled because last episode was a bonus episode, our first ever live version of the show from South by Southwest on stage with a bunch of you guys in the audience. A good amount of you actually showed up. Thank you. Thank you. For those who were actually there. It was a good time. How many people? Like 3 ,000? 4 ,000? I would estimate 250 ,000. A good quarter million. I was going to say a quarter million people.
1:45You know like the Eros tour? Picture that. But bigger. At 10 a.m. on a Saturday. It was good. 250. Yeah, 200 something people. Which is cool. we got to have like a sort of a live trivia version of uh asking ourselves questions about the audience and we had answers from the audience so that was fun we also talked about dig trying to make a comeback we talked about apple intelligence being delayed and some other stuff as well so if you want to watch that it's in the audio feed the videos on the youtube channel we've got like our mics that were like holding and talking a lot of people said you sounded way different yeah because You're using a different mic.
2:22You know, there's something about this mic that I like the way my voice sounds in this microphone. And even... Let me switch to your mic real quick. Oh, God. See how different I sound? No. It doesn't sound right at all. Right? Wait. Yeah. Oh. We sound more similar in the same mic than we do. Exactly. Yeah. So I stick to this mic. But yeah, I agree. I sound different. There's also like reverb because it's an enormous empty... Not empty. But an enormous room.
2:53but no it was a good time go check that one out but believe it or not we do have some more stuff to talk about because some more news has happened since then also very quick update to the apple intelligence story that i just wanted to bring up real quick uh apple has pulled one of their commercials that features the apple intelligence like deep siri integration thing because people were basically saying that it was uh misinformation at this point yeah and then they also added a bunch of disclaimers around their website like on the iPhone 16 pages about what it can do and when it's coming. It says now it says Siri's personal context understanding on-screen awareness and in-app actions are in development and will be available with a future software update.
3:30So the thing that was built from the ground up for Siri AI that was coming in a future update will now be in a more future update. Yeah that's where we're at. Apple intelligence god that's a lot of fine print. If you go to the bottom of the iPhone website look how much fine print there is. oh it's always like that oh yeah the polishing cloth has fine brain like that my gosh okay so yeah all that is happening there were also i guess we'll get to it later but there are some rumors about a an ios overhaul so we'll talk about that that's in here uh but yeah okay we've got some stop some topics here do we want to jump right into one plus evolving the alert slider into a button we can i think you jumped into it already so i have been a fan of the alert slider forever Remember the OnePlus One came out and the alert slider was an innovative new feature?
4:19It's been on OnePlus phones, mostly on all of their phones, minus like a tiny gap, since then. And it's a great feature and I think a lot of people like it. And there's some talk that they are killing the alert slider and turning it into a button. Possibly just a customizable button that can do what the alert slider did, but could also be customized and do other things. Where have I heard that before? It kind of seems like a similar to maybe like an action button on a certain iPhone. Yes. I, this is one of those decisions that when you look at the numbers makes perfect sense. But when you look at the fans, it doesn't seem to make any sense because the fans are like, no, I love the alert slider.
4:59And I love the alert slider. But well, at least it's not them just taking it away. Right. The default on the action button on the iPhone is the alert slider function. Basically. And you can still do it in your pocket, you know, without looking at your phone. but I liked it the the like you can tell where it is though right because like there and there's three clicks correct in the oneplus yeah yeah so you would have to I'm assuming if it was the same function you would be like click click click but this you can be like I'm all the way down I'm all the way up true you can feel it in your pocket true but but the action button is awesome okay I don't disagree I feel like it's a good trade-off I know someone who would disagree and I find it funny this is happening so one of our friends Bo just texted me last week like hey you didn't do a review on the OnePlus 13R like can you let me know how it is?
5:46And I said oh what about this and this like I have an extra pixel if you just want that and he's like I really like the alert slider and that's like a non-negotiable for me so then this coming out within the week of him saying that C1 Plus it's a real person. The alert slider is pretty OP. It was funny that they got rid of the alert slider a couple generations ago. People freaked out. That was like a proper scandal. I remember that. And then they brought it back and made a big deal about bringing it back. And now they're like, how about a compromise? Yeah. So I think the action button is great.
6:18And Pete Lau went on the OnePlus forums and said, we are evolving the alert slider into something. He did a lot of fancy dancing words saying, imagine it evolved around you. You know. Yeah. I'm sure Apple evolved the headphone jack years ago also. By just not cutting the hole. So, yeah. I think it's I'm on team action button. some other people may disagree with me. I'm with you on that. I could be swayed. I'm swayed. I was swayed instantly. I folded under I could be swayed. Okay, I'm swayed. The funny thing is that in Pete Lau's post on the OnePlus forums the way he was talking about the button made it sound exactly like nothing talked about the space button that they added, the private space or whatever they called it.
7:05What do they call it again? Essential space. Essential space button. Yeah, he talked about it like in the exact same way so i thought it was going to have the exact same functionality but then the way he described it afterwards it just sounds like an action button which is cool i mean i love having customizable buttons and switches on devices so it's an ai slider yeah yeah cool next up we have chrome a new chrome update specifically one that is fixing affiliate swapping in extensions on chrome so i'm sure we all remember honey i think we covered it on this pod and you made a video about it but chrome is making an update to their browser of uh extensions policy policy thank you yeah and uh so this is what they wrote they said affiliate links codes or cookies must only be included when the extension provides a direct and transparent user benefit related to the extension's core functionality it is not permitted to inject affiliate links without related user action without providing a tangible benefit to users I almost could read there for a second.
8:06So then it's just like some common violations include inserting affiliate links when no discount cashback or donation is provided. But this is definitely a direct shot to Honey. Yeah, this is their entire business model. And PayPal paid a lot of money for them. I'm sure that they made that back off of stealing people's affiliate links. but yeah i don't really know what honey is gonna do from here on out because saving people money and not making that money back is not gonna be a good business business model for them right they'll probably just we need we need the other browsers to do this so chrome is one of the most popular but there's still safari where someone could do this there's still i mean i doubt many firefox users are using honey it's a good point though anyways but yeah safari internet explorer are still like defaults.
8:51Wait, is it? Edge. Edge. Sorry. Showing our age. They're still like the defaults. So if they're still doing it, I'm sure Honey will still be making plenty of money. That's true. So hopefully they do. Yeah. All right. We reviewed a certain car recently. Were you here for that? I was here for the delivery, right? I saw it. I saw it temporarily. Oh, okay. So you haven't heard it in person? I've heard it because I've heard Miles doing it. So, I just wanted to bring up the car and get you guys' takes on it, because I had a pretty straightforward take. I drove it for a week. It is a Dodge Charger. Cool.
9:29There's a bunch of different Dodge Chargers. This is the electric version of the Dodge Charger. And there aren't any good convincing reasons to buy it. Oh. In my opinion. Okay. Zero. Yeah. Driving it, like, I could tell what it's supposed to be. It's supposed to be fun. It's supposed to be fun. It's a charger. All the rest of the chargers are supposed to be fun, too. Interesting. But as you get on the list, you're like, all right, what is the real, like, king thing that it's amazing at? Is it performance? Is it that? Okay, maybe you could argue that. It's the quickest charger ever. It's 0 to 60 in 3.3 seconds.
10:08It's 600 plus horsepower all-wheel drive. So it's the fastest, like, launching charger. But, you know, a quarter mile is, like, 11 and a half seconds. Like if you really just care about that in an EV, there are plenty of EVs that are faster. Like I brought up a couple of examples in the video. Model 3 Performance walks it. EV6 GT is faster. If you really care about that for the same price, which is$80 ,000 for the version I tested, you could get a used Plaid. Damn. So the reason you'd buy it can't just be straight line speed. Okay, so what other reasons are there? It's a charger. It's a charger?
10:42And the people who want to buy the charger want the charger. I feel like it's such a specific product. Yeah. Yeah. I just realized how good the name is for an EV. For an EV. Yeah. Missed opportunity there. They could have done something with that. Oh, shoot. They could have called it the supercharger. That also is though a - Or the fast charger. A car thing. Yeah. Hypercharger. It won't be a track car because it weighs 6 ,000 pounds and it's not good at that. So there's that. uh it won't be a road tripper because it only has 240 miles of range and only charges at 183 kilowatts it won't be a charger because it doesn't have an engine and it does have that loud speaker on the back and don't get me wrong it is loud it's very it is a lot it's louder than micah it's a very loud speaker system 126 decibels it makes all sorts of noises it rumbles the actual car as are sitting in it and you can feel it when you rev and yes you can rev interesting but it doesn't sound as good as the gas version number one and it also gets annoying because it's uh it just kind of has this droning because it doesn't like shift gears so you know how if you'll like you know cvt you'll like get up to speed and just kind of stays at the same like if you drove a regular gas car and just like shifted to second gear and never got out of second gear that's what it sounds like to drive this car around so it's kind of just and so it's loud yes if that's what you're into but unlike maybe the ionic 5 which could let you like play with the gears or whatever you can't do that with this car so it's just it's not a good charger it's not a good road tripper it's not a good track car it's not a good straight line car what is it can i have a ask a question yeah the sound does it like uh go with like the speed you're going does that or is it just the same like okay high power revving i'll give you a couple notes about the sound interestingly it seems to be coordinated directly to how many g's you're experiencing so it's quiet when you're not accelerating but when you're braking or accelerating it gets louder and like a little more high pitched so as you drive maybe pulling up to a stoplight you'd hear it go and then as you pull off from the stoplight and then you get up to speed and it's just like constantly you can't turn that off so you can turn it off oh okay okay i turned it off okay because i just got annoyed by it yeah it's louder in track mode than like regular mode so you can like dial it up or down but i just want to turn it off and then the other note about the sound is I feel like I could actually hear the mp3 looping because well because it's just a constant drone the entire time it's just a constant drone and if you are at the same pitch for a while you could hear and I could hear that and I was like as soon as I heard that I was like I have to turn this off yeah and I noticed that and as soon as I noticed it I was like let me find how to turn this off because it's really annoying it's unacceptable in 2025 yeah I'm also very curious for who the target demographic for this car is well the argument is i there is it doesn't it misses all of the targets okay yeah because if you're dodging you're trying to make a charger you're trying to sell an ev to them then the target demographic is someone who wants a charger but wants an electric car right away that venn diagram has yeah almost no overlap yeah and you got this huge speaker system on the back so it's it's a muscle car it's loud you're trying to sell a car to people who want a loud muscle car yeah but want an electric car like who is that and they have 80 grand to spend on it i just yeah i didn't really see who that is so here's where i landed okay daily commuter comfortable cruiser it can do that it's very comfortable it's soft it rides well it has a ton of space it's a hatchback so it has a big trunk it also has a front trunk but it's tiny whatever it doesn't matter but like lots of leg room lots of head room lots of visibility it's this huge two-door which is kind of hilarious but whatever like there's tons of space and you ride along in soft mode turn the sound off and it's just it's chill how much is this car this car starts at about 50 50 grand and goes up to like i think the one i tested is 86 000 so 86 000 yeah for a comfy commuter car nice comfortable there are a lot of people who buy those like base chargers base challengers or whatever like that are pretty cheap and don't have all the big like benefits of like a muscle car they just look like a muscle car that you can drive yeah to the grocery store and this one looks like a muscle car yeah it looks good i think it looks really you could fit so many groceries in this car does it have a frunk a tiny frunk i can fit a backpack in the front it's weird because it's an enormous car and the front trunk is so What are they doing with all the space?
15:35So they use the same chassis and same design for the gas and electric charger. Oh. So it's not a ground up EV where they would have all this extra space. Like there's still a tunnel going between the driver and passenger seat. There's nothing in there. Oh. In the gas version there is. Interesting. But in the electric version it just has a tunnel there. Huh. So yeah, there's just a lot of missing space. Interesting. Yeah. Okay. I have two really quick thoughts. one is uh i think supposed to be fun would have been a great title for your that was my alternate title okay that was that would have been really good fun this looks like it's doing well um yeah my second thought is we all ragged on the mustang maki when it first came out because we're like why would you call this mustang you all ragged on hold on hold on you all ragged on it we ragged on the fact that it was a mustang right like they launched it as a mustang ev but it was really like this ford crossover yeah and even though i still think it didn't make much sense seeing this now of like here's the actual muscle car that's an ev and realizing that none of the muscle car people really want an ev yeah maybe that was the better decision i still think it's weird they went with a mustang but okay the maki is great and it's still doing hear me out and maybe maybe muscle car is different from like a different kind of nice car i imagine they may you know that what was the Porsche, the guy that takes the old Porsche bodies and retrofits them into a Sacrillege Motors.
17:02Sacrillege Motors car, yeah. I and many other people would 100 % buy that car. I think that's different. But that's probably not considered a muscle car, right? No. Yeah. Yeah, I agree. The muscle car demographic probably does not have overlap with the EV demographic, but the old school, classic car demographic definitely does. Okay, question for you. what if they had nailed the sound of this car through the speaker instead of hearing the loop and all that and like we heard a charger the other day and you were like see that's what a charger is supposed to sound like like yeah what if they had nailed that part of it like you know on the sigma camera and also on the on the macbook you you didn't know that there was no actual button and that it's just so convincing it's so convincing that until someone tells you you have no idea what if it was it felt and sounded identical sure let me give you that let's say there's a theoretical world where the sound is so incredible that it actually matches the gas car it would still not be good at any of the other things that it was supposed to be good at which is it can't it's not as quick in a straight line as all the other competitive evs that are good at that it's not a lot of range and here's the funny thing about uh those motors so it's a 335 horsepower rear motor and a 335 horsepower front motor if i can get into leads for a second That's a little bit unusual.
18:25Typically, you have a more powerful rear motor because when you accelerate, all of the weight goes backwards and onto the rear axle. So you want a more powerful rear axle. That's your limiting factor. The very powerful front motor almost never gets saturated. So in this car, it's evenly split between the two and you have a 6 ,000 pound car and sticky tires and it actually is so heavy and so weak at the rear axle that it cannot do a standing burnout. It's not capable of it. For those who know chargers, that's the whole thing. Like you want to be able to just do a burnout. That's the rear wheel drive car as they light up the tires, they spin or whatever.
19:03This car is so heavy and so weak at the rear axle that it can't do that. Oh, wow. So it doesn't do the charger thing, even though it makes a cool noise. It doesn't do the road trip thing. It doesn't do the straight line thing. It doesn't do the track thing. So it would still not be a good car, but it would sound great. And that would be a cool accomplishment. and you know i think to some people this car sounds cool but yeah it's a it doesn't make a whole lot of sense dang my opinion can i can i go on a quick rant that i've already gone on like 10 times that uh i this car proves it 30 vote what oh yes 30 of people at south by southwest at our panel south by southwest voted that i had the worst takes on waveform so here's another one baby Now, this also goes back to the Ioniq 5N.
19:54It's like you can make a car that tries to sound like a gas engine and has the rumble and all these things. But I just feel like it'd be so much better to make something that is firmly itself and lives in its own lane and makes a sound that is its own. And the 5N got like close, but I feel like those sounds were like kind of corny, especially the like the backfire sound was so bad. Yeah. I think when they are trying to emulate an existing thing. Yeah. You're going to fail. Yeah. And there's like and there's good examples of companies doing this. Like the OG Tesla backup sound, I thought was like a really brilliantly designed sound.
20:38Sort of like. Yeah. The sort of like soft hum. I thought that was really great. the um the bmw that seven series hybrid that han zimmer did all the sounds for i thought that sounds really great and then there's a like when we were doing the cyber truck video you know i uh both cyber truck videos i had mics all over the motors and that thing like deep inside the car and the sounds we got out of it were like not that interesting right and so we we spruced them up in the video when we made the car sound really cool and no one was like wow ellis like you totally lied to me they were like that sounds really cool and fun and i think that the best example of this and have you i know i brought this up a million times there's a ford concept car from like five years ago called the mach e 1400 it's like the supercharged version and sounds like a banshee it sounds like the coolest car ever and i know it didn't sound like that in person but it's like that's what we should be striving for in my opinion it's something like Like if you want to make a car sound like it rips, just make it sound like it rips.
21:41I will plus one that. I think we're in this weird era still where if you're trying to sell electric cars to people, it's almost everyone's first electric car. And so they need to build things in that are familiar to gas car users. Yeah. And there are a lot of vestigial features that are just just for that person. And I do we we got to get a couple of generations in. Do we? Where someone who's never driven a gas car drives their first car and it's electric and they don't care that it doesn't have a sound. So I will say the Porsche Taycan Turbo GT, I've watched all the reviews of that car. Way less sound deadening in that car.
22:15Rimac Nevera, another one. You just hear the motors. And it's just an electrical motor sound and that's all you need. And it doesn't have to make a fake sound. And that is the sound of an electric car and that's fine. Think about how breathtaking a driving experience would be. And also, yes, auto companies. If you want to hire me, I will make your sounds. Just get on the line. But think about how breathtaking it would be for someone who has experience with performance gasoline cars, right? They're on a mile drag strip, like a long drag strip. They get the car up to full speed. And instead of the car making some loud noise to be like, you're going fast, the car goes dead silent.
22:53Like picture how that would feel as the driver. Like you hear the motors spinning up and getting louder and louder. and then you hit 160, 170, and all of a sudden, like that would be such a unique Sonic experience that would be unique to that car. And I think would really wow people who are gas familiar. I don't know, just call me, pay me. I'll take a cool mill for this and everyone will be talking about it and we'll call it a day. I think that was a great take, Ellis. I watch a lot of car reviews from automotive journalists who drive a lot of gas cars. and the number one word that they use when driving an electric sports car that they say it's missing is emotion and i find that really interesting but like but putting the sound of a gas cart in an electric car is just like putting that meme with the mask on top of the crying face yeah it's like it's not emotion you're stealing it from something else already giving its own characteristics i think gas cars they started up with this technology of an internal combustion engine and it was great and they happened to make noise and so the sports cars would lean in and embrace that noise because it was just a part of the mechanical emotional feeling of like going through driving a car i think electric cars in the future eventually should just lean into the thing that makes them better than gas cars which is they have more torque they have they are quieter like they can do faster acceleration they have all these things that are inherently superior to they warm up quicker yeah they have all these things that are better and they should just lean into that and i get that there's a couple of things like creep or regen or little noises and things that make gas users more comfortable uh or lack of regen i guess i should say but yeah for now almost every new electric car is somebody's first electric car wait and you're so right those are things that could be aurally communicated to a driver why do cars not have a regen sound why can you not hear the traction control adjusting the power of the motor on each wheel and get directional feedback from that?
24:56Like, there's all these things that are unique to electric cars. And these sound designers are just like, nah, bro, make the steering wheel vibrate. That's what people want, baby. Yeah, like when you're doing one pedal driving and you let go of the accelerator and it starts spinning on the regen, it should be like, whoo. There are so many. There's a lot of stuff you could do. And that's the emotion that these, look, I'm not like a gas car guy. I'm not going to call them a mean name but that's the emotion that these people are talking about you know i mean they're talking about the feedback they're getting from the machine yeah there are things in electric car that you should be getting feedback about not on an ipad yeah right that you can get with your ears anyway i'm very upset about this i've been upset about it no you should lean in you should lean into the things that that technology is doing there's this video that got passed around last week called uh why young people like old things yeah and it's this very young kids and he makes some very good points about uh basically it all comes down to your senses and the fact that like when you're just tapping an ipad there's just there's no sort of sensory input into anything that you're doing and that object has replaced all of these things that used multiple different parts of your senses to sort of like give you that experience and so when you're driving an electric car that is taking away a lot of those senses because it doesn't do the rumble it doesn't do like all these like old gas things they should just lean into the things that the car is actually doing to like bring those senses back here's a really specific example we did the driving the model 3 on a track remember a couple years ago yeah when you're driving an electric car on a track you can hear when each tire is like starting to break traction where in a gas car you can feel it but you only hear the engine but in an electric car as you're going around like a cone course on a track, you hear exactly when you start to slide versus just kind of trying to feel it.
26:46And the car knows which tires have traction and how much traction to do. They could build that into the sound engine. Car companies, hire me. Please. I can help you. Software. Software. Yeah. My dad, this is the last thing, and then we'll leave sound, but sound guy, you don't get the opportunity that much to talk about stuff like this. My dad, also a sound guy, when the first wave of electric cars were being sold, him and a bunch of his sound guide friends were getting lunch together and someone asked the table, now that we can make a car sound like literally anything, what should we use as the engine sound and the sound that the group came up with as what all cars could sound like is...
27:27I'm so sorry for everyone who had to hear that. Because picture an entire freeway of like... No, I refuse to picture that. It sounds like a storm of locusts. That could work. well okay let's take a quick break we'll come back we got some more software to talk about we got uh many more things that have popped up in the news so we will be right back which means we should do trivia he didn't even do the way adam is the one that should have waited longer yeah the hesitate becomes the hesitator okay i wanted to ask this question for a little bit but we've had better questions and now uh now i think it's this question's time to shine so guys time to pull at the bad question.
28:08No, this is exactly what he just said. That is not what I was trying to say. It's good question or like fantastic question. And I, okay, whatever, whatever. Digging yourself into a hole. All right, all right, guys. Dig and anyway, continue. I'm going to bury this guy. Dude, if my mic was on when you said that, digging and burying are the opposite. You don't bury for buried treasure, okay? I kind of realized that a little bit later, but I didn't want to bring it back up. No, you shouldn't. Anyway, guys, multiple choice question. Okay. What is the name of Xiaomi's AI assistant? Xiaomi's AI assistant.
28:48And I have four choices for you. The first one. That was optional. The modern name? A, as they call it. A. Zhao AI. Oh. B. Oh, by the way, sorry. All of these, I'm giving the English translation of like the Chinese word. Zhao AI. So Zhao AI. B, Squiggly. C, God King Jun. Jun being Chinese name that means like handsome. God King Handsome. Or. That's my nickname in ice cream. And this is not a joke. SU7. And the assistant is an anthropomorphic version of the Xiaomi EV, the SU7 a la cars, like with eyes and tongue and stuff. That would be amazing. I'm so worried it's that one. It's definitely God King Handsome.
29:34handsome. I want to remember the Chinese word, but I'm probably not going to. So. We'll think about this one. See, I told you it was a good question. It's a good question. We'll have the answers at the end, like usual. We'll be right back. Thank you.
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32:15All right, welcome back. We've got to talk about this alleged upcoming iOS 19 update. Headline, word on the street is it's going to be a major visual overhaul. And if you read into this story, so this is a Bloomberg article, it seems like there's going to be the biggest overhaul since iOS 7 is what they're saying, and it's going to be much inspired by Vision OS. So a lot of that, like when you open up Vision OS, or if you watched a video of Vision OS, very glassy, a lot of transparency. I'm on the fence about it. I'm trying to picture iOS looking like that. And I get that you want it to be consistent and everything, but it's also technically skeuomorphism.
33:00Can I take it a step further? This is not just iOS. This is iPadOS, MacOS, and iOS. Yeah, they said, Mark Gurman said it's the biggest change to Mac since Big Sur, which is in 2020. and then like you said iOS since iOS 7. It would make sense if you are Apple and you're doubling down on Vision OS really is our future and really is something we believe in. So everything's going to look like that. I get that part. I'm just trying to picture, I'm not a designer clearly, I'm trying to picture what that actually looks like. I don't know if you guys have thoughts on how Vision OS looks currently. It's interesting because they just went through a bunch of like, we're adding dark mode now And so you have to like make a dark mode icon.
33:43And so clearly they don't want to do a bunch more work to actually change the look of the icons again. So it's more going to be the UI elements. So the idea of the existing icons like sitting on top of that glassy UI element is kind of interesting. But in the Vision Pro, they have that working already, I guess. So I could see it. I mean, I think people adapt to things faster than people generally think they adapt to things. uh so they adapt to it quickly but they love to complain about adapting to it immediately they complain for like a month and then they get over and i'm one of them i totally understand where they're going yes yes do you guys like the way vision os looks visually yeah like it's got some floating elements outside the windows so there's these glassy windows with uh sort of like a frosted glass type of look so that the whatever's behind them is like frosted out and then there are hovering elements outside of it like the x or the bar to drag and move around the window every icon is a circle also i believe yeah on the home screen um things layer on top of each other a lot so the glass kind of stacks it's it's definitely an appropriate look for ui in a physical space because there's often going to be like surfaces and textures and things like that behind the glass that you still want to be aware of so it makes sense to have that in a physical space but the iphone or the mac never to me felt like it had to do that so i get consistency but i just don't i don't know if i don't know if i can picture it yeah i guess usually these companies want to get you used to the primary interaction mode that like the object that you use the most and then everything sort of percolates from that and it's it's definitely looking very far into the future to say vision os and vision like interaction with the computer is what you need to get used to right now because vision os or vision pro sales are not doing very well yeah and i think it's going to be quite a while before we transition to using these kind of headsets more often yeah mark german said that the the push is like part of them trying to simplify how users use their devices um so i guess like if you think about it vision os probably is the simplest way to use something because you have less intuitive controls they needed to make it as simple as possible i agree with you though moving everything to be into their less least popular least like in the hands of people product feels weird but i guess they had to spend so much time creating the ui and i think it's a little further than just you know the icons there are a lot of like circular glassy were very rounded edges on a lot of different things inside of like the menu systems and playing songs and settings and messages and everything.
36:28So maybe it's just slightly going a little more towards that. They also might think that if they can get users used to the UI right now on a thing that they use all the time, when they eventually buy some sort of Vision OS type device, whatever that ends up being, it'll be more naturally intuitive to them because the UIs look the same. It's kind of like how the Apple Watch uses very similar icons to like the iPhone and the menus are similar. And it's got something like design and style, but it's still like intuitive because you know how to use the iPhone. Yeah, I think it's also kind of interesting though, is the claim to this, and obviously this is a rumor, but Gurman's pretty spot on a lot of the time.
37:13Trying to make everything so similar when just at one of the questions you answered at the South by show was somebody asking if touchscreens would go on Macs and like how there's a very distinct difference between how the iPad and the Mac work. So we're trying to make things more similar, but Apple also needs to make things not too similar so they don't cannibalize each other's products. Where do we draw the line? Are we just talking UI here? It's funny doing that. How are they not going to cannibalize other things? Yeah, so Vision OS is still going to have to be their only, I'm doing air quotes for audio listeners, spatial operating system.
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37:51like three like things are going to be in front of and behind and you move them around and in forward and backward in space that's vision os is the only place that that will still happen so i guess that distinguishes vision os from the other things and then the other things are still going to be glossy and transparent and glassy and things like that technically again skeuomorphism i think i'm using that word correctly but uh they won't have the x y and z axis all at the same time yeah all i'm saying is like i miss the days of android releases where every single one looked completely different yeah it's like hollow like weird wacky wild stuff yeah hollow it was it was fun and gingerbread well or yeah kitkat or ginger gingerbread was the best it was just amazing i'm looking forward to this because i feel like apple has not had something kind of like how material design is on google where it's like layers of things and the whole point of that when they were building that out was to like mimic physical things that you're touching so i could see how you said marquez that this is supposed to be like for vision os with like it makes a lot of sense to have glassy things but we touch glass all the time so i don't think that would be that weird on our phones i think i'll touch glass here okay we just we just finished talking about how electric cars have way less tactile feel and people are used to having and miss real tactile, like typing on an iPad versus typing on a mechanical keyboard, that type of difference.
39:23I don't know. Does skeuomorphism on a glass screen where things are starting to represent real textures and materials again, does that feel backwards or forward? But the texture is glass. Like when it's mimicking like a frosted glass and then you're touching things on your screen that is also glass? Yeah. Okay. That's fair. Are we picturing like the finder window being like that, like a bit more see-through with all of you? Because I kind of like that idea. Because the sidebar is opaque right now. Imagine that, like the stuff around the UI is now all suddenly glass. I think the reason I would like that is because a lot of Apple monitors are, like the Pro Display XDR is just a big monitor.
40:02So I don't use double. I just use a lot of different window sizes kind of all over the place. So having Finder windows that are more transparent and being able to kind of see what's directly under it without while still being able to recognize, you know, the icons that are inside the Finder window. Yeah, I think that sounds kind of nice. There is, forgive me if someone already said this, there is a lot of transparency already in Mac OS. Yeah. Like when you open a new tab in Safari, for example, that's like a opaque. Safari. Oh, yeah. Even Finder. And the notification. Oh, yeah. The control center.
40:37like that pop down. Yeah. Kind of looks like an iOS. And we were talking about this when it got updated. We were like, oh, wow, they're adding a bunch of very iOS-y elements to macOS. Yeah. And I guess we just got used to them. So I guess it's fine. They need to make the YouTube app look like the old little TV again. That's all I'm saying. And the leather. The leather. Yeah. The leather Instagram icon. Yeah. Leather. We need more leather. I agree. Yeah. If it's pure aesthetics, I feel like you can just do whatever you want. Yeah. And this is the one they've chosen. And there are some apps that we've like really abstracted.
41:10Like the old photo app used to be a sunflower, like a picture of a sunflower. It was. And now it's that like pinwheel that is supposed to sort of be a flower, but it's just been abstracted into this like generic pinwheel that also Slack uses and also Google Photos uses and also a million other apps use. So yeah, I don't know. I'm all for things looking like they look in real life. I'm super down. I just want to say if you want a preview of this there's a thing called Hyperland on Arch Linux by the way I use Arch by the way and it is very like everything is transparent and see I mean you could customize it to not be that but everything that I see on like r slash Unix porn which is an amazing thing yeah I know crazy can you say that what on the podcast yeah r slash Unix porn that's the uh maybe say it one time maybe I should say it one more time so yeah in that community a lot of people customize their setups to look very transparent and glassy.
42:07So that's a good little preview if you want to see what macOS could look like. Interesting. Interesting. I'm just excited for an overhaul because we just did the world's most boring MacBook Air review ever because just like things aren't changing at all. And I will be excited to see something different. They whispered blue into the box before closing. That I did not realize that you had that in the script and I was watching the video and I like LOL. The most exciting part that was that someone bled on the box that they sent. That's true. Did you put it in the video? Yeah. Yeah. It was weird. Yeah.
42:36Like the top 10 comments. I guess I'll just mention. Yeah, the bleeding edge comments are funny. I reviewed the MacBook Air, the M4 MacBook Air. Long story short, they put an M4 chip in it. And it's cheaper. Is there a long story? Yeah. No, I mean, the long story is they put an M4 chip in it. It has more AI cores. It does certain things better than the M3 version. it had blood on the box it has wait i didn't get there yet okay it has a slightly different mute icon with a little cross oh it's true true which i think they'll probably update all the macbooks solely to have that new mute icon it has a slightly new light blue color it's sky blue it looks a little more blue when it's up against white surfaces a little looks a lot less blue when it's up against actually blue surfaces yeah what else they have a new 12 megapixel ultra wide center stage webcam cool um that's a long story the short story somebody bled on the box yeah uh don't know who don't know when don't know how if i buy one will it also come with blood on the box i hope not special edition it's kind of weird product product red end to the ai product red is crazy uh yeah we don't know what the story is that's funny did apple say anything to you about that um i mean i told them about it and they offered to send me a new one and i was just like yeah i have the laptop it's fine i don't need another one i just want to let you know someone's dying packaging your products um yeah so that that's kind of it that's fun yeah go watch the video if you want the long story yeah yeah it's not much longer than that yeah did you see hold hold on to your seats everyone there is a pixel 10 leak never could have guessed where it gets earlier every pixel 9a is not every even out yet um this is a small leak but i think a cool one we could patch it pretty easily yeah we could hopefully if any of us know how to patch leaks but i don't think we got to google certainly doesn't know how google does not they've been waiting for the plumber to come for like 15 years oh wow um so on leaks did his first cad rendering of what he knows and because it's cad and only hardware and that's all we know the most interesting thing it looks like we're getting a third camera on the pixel 10 base model let's go and it looks like a periscope let's go it's very interesting yeah because we've talked about pixel 9a rumors and how that's uh supposed to be like a pretty basic looking boring phone flat camera bump that type of thing and i don't know if you remember pixel 8a but my whole question around pixel 8a was wait why would you get this if you can already get a pixel 8 on discount and it's a better phone and it's almost the same price so i feel like i'm seeing i'm watching google separate the 9a and the 10 yes a little bit more so that they make sense at different prices which is ironic because last year they released a ton of different Pixel 9 SKUs because there was the Pixel 9, Pixel 9 Pro, Pixel 9 Pro XL, Pixel 9 Pro Fold.
45:44Oh, I forgot about that. Yeah. So how do we know, by the way, that the small one is not just a Pixel 9 Pro? That's a very good point. That's Onleaks is saying... Isn't that what makes the Pro? Is the extra camera and slightly better screen or something? Pretty much. So is there not... So maybe this... I mean, I didn't see the rumor, but is it not pixel 10 maybe it's just pixel 10 pro the headline says it seems to believe it's the regular pixel 10 that's getting a third camera which would be interesting but we also had the pro that was the same size as the regular phone last year with the nine yeah so yeah tbd i mean the rumor is that the base is getting it so maybe the fact that it looks like a pro is just because it's a base with an extra camera yeah but i am curious what's going to differentiate the regular one from the pro at that point besides like slightly better screen yeah they should all have the thing that i'm most excited for in pixel 10 which is tensor g5 that's true that's all i care that's true with the pixel we've been talking about tensor g5 for like three years and it's finally coming the tsmc yeah i this is i can't wait yeah i really hope it is what we're hoping it is which is an actually good performing tensor chip because when we first heard google was going to do a tensor thing we were like oh wow yeah maybe they'll you know have great performance and great ai and it'll be you know on par with what qualcomm offers at a basic level it's not like their chips are not as powerful as a flagship qualcomm chip but they work they're fine they're not going to do amazing with gaming or anything like that but they work with google's ai stuff but man i just want it to be a smooth phone that's fast that does everything at the same level of Qualcomm chip.
47:27Maybe a silicon carbon battery as well. That would be nice. More capacity. I don't know if Google's up to that though. Yeah. They're famously not like the most advanced with hardware. Yeah. They may do just a thicker phone with more battery in general which is cool with me. That'd be sweet. But yeah. Tensor G5 please. Please. Please. Okay. Wait I'm thoroughly confused about this. Yeah. Yeah. There's two. I'm reading two different articles about how this would be the Pixel 10. My moron but forgot that there was the Pixel 9 Pro which just looks exactly like this. Yeah. It's possible that the Pixel 10 and Pixel 10 Pro are incredibly close to each other.
48:04That's true. They've done crazier things before. I'm reading two different articles. I just re-read them and none of them are even hinting that this could just be the Pixel 10 Pro. Yeah this render just looks like a Pixel 9. With an extra periscope camera. So a Pixel 9 Pro. Yes. Yes, because it basically said it's the same thing, but with an extra camera. A lot of people get confused because the Pixel 9 Pro and 10 Pro are like really, really similar. But the 10 Pro has to come from the 10 Pro 10 professional region of France. Oh, my God. I saw where that was going. Oh, my God. Maybe Onleaks just very specifically said he thought this was the Pixel 10.
48:48Who knows, my friends? This is either a cool story or the dumbest story possible. It's possible that you're welcome or I'm sorry. that yeah this this would be very interesting if they have a pixel 10 and a pixel 10 pro that both have the tensor g5 that both have triple cameras that are both the same size what is the difference between those phones one has a brighter screen one's more expensive four cameras yeah what are they going to do i don't know just aluminum instead of or a stainless steel i don't know what's the difference alert slider now you got me triggered 100 bucks more transparency in the os I just want you to know I'm even looking at comments on The Verge about this and they're talking about the Pixel 11a so I have no idea where anything is happening I'm one of those 11a?
49:29We don't have the 9a yet We don't even have the 9a yet Okay, well Whatever it ends up being it'll probably be a Pixel We'll see a full unboxing next week probably so we'll know Yeah, hold on long enough we'll see all the phones come out before they actually come out Very funny In that case, we'll take a quick break again. We got some more stuff after the break, but here's some more trivia. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Trivia, dude. Second question. So earlier we spoke about EVs, specifically the Dodge Charger EV. Is that its actual name? Dodge Charger EV? Dodge Charger Daytona. Daytona EV. SRT Stage 2 Scat Pack.
50:13Really? Oh my God. They didn't put the word Scat Pack on it, but it is Stage 2. What does Daytona mean? It's a place in Florida. How long would it take to explain a Daytona 500? Jesus Christ. Magic? Magic? Bird? It's a city in Florida where the first major yearly NASCAR race was held on the beach, the Daytona 500. And for a long time, it was the largest, fastest race course in America until a place called Talladega was built. What made the course fast? It's just a giant oval. so you could just like smash it big gradual turn straight away big there was another dodge daytona that i believe came out in 1969 but i don't have the exact year late 60s that was had a body kit made by chrysler's missile division like their defense contractors and it's one of the craziest looking cars ever and so they called this one the dodge daytona but it does it just has a front spoiler there's nothing crazy about it but if you look up dodge 1960s Dodge Daytona you will see a car that looks like it was designed by a person who had only ever designed missiles It's really that's kind of awesome.
51:23Anyway, that's that's the scoop. I love the history lesson. Thank you. All right I love NASCAR second question I'm gonna have to get back to you because Ellis just took my trivia question. So oh After the break. No, that wasn't the answer to the question. It's close enough It was that is not the first Dodge Daytona Adam or it is the first Dodge Daytona but it's not the top first. Oh, I already started looking up Daytona. Yeah, that's what I was afraid of. S***.
51:49Okay, Supernova, Revolution, Distortion, Solar Flare, and Sangreta Blast are all flavors of what? After the break. Apocalyptic solar system events. Flavors of apocalyptic solar system events.
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53:18Raise the rudders! Raise the sails! Raise the sails! Captain, an unidentified ship is approaching. Over. Roger. Wait, is that an enterprise sails solution? Reach sales professionals, not professional sailors. With LinkedIn ads, you can target the right people by industry, job title, and more. Start converting your B2B audience today. Spend$250 on your first campaign and get a free$250 credit for the next one. Get started today at LinkedIn.com slash campaign. Terms and conditions apply. Welcome back. So to close out this episode, we are doing something called Who Said What? Which is, I'm going to read out a post from Threads that a brand has made.
53:58And you have to tell me which brand it was. Which brand was engagement baiting so hard that we turned it into a segment. Oh my gosh. on the Waveform podcast. All of them, dude. Every single one. First, let's start it off pretty simple and easy. What's the best song to play as the clock strikes midnight on New Year's Eve? Okay. I have a guess. Are we just guessing out loud, or are we writing this all down? Write it down quick and flip them and read. I'm going to have to make it official. How about we call this Corporate Cringe? Sure. Yeah, I like that. Corporate Cringe. I don't have a board. I'm going to say McDonald's just because you almost said McNugget, I feel like.
54:38What was the thing again? What's the best song to play as the clock strikes midnight on New Year's Eve? Oh, I know. I think I'm following this, Brad. Tire by Creed. Why would a brand tweet this? Tire by Tyo Cruz. Terry Cruz? Tyo. Tyo Cruz. Wait, I got it. I got it. What do you guys think it is? And then we have to guess. I think it was Spotify. No, you're guessing the company. You're guessing the company, not the song. Dude, I put YouTube music. No. Oh, s***. David, what did you say? Spotify. Oh, that was right. I guessed After Midnight by Chaperone. That's hilarious. That sounds a banger, by the way.
55:25Wow. Okay, next. Do you have an eraser? Just answer the prance question. Wait, what did they say? You thought for the engagement date. What was the top comment? Evenflow? That's not the point of this. Nobody cares.
55:43The top comment was this. At least I didn't answer.
55:49Three, two, one. Happy New Year. Oh, the bass dropped when I did that right now. Yeah, I timed it. The bass dropped. I knew you were going to do that. Since after midnight. Next one. Reply one if you are online. 2. If you are do not disturb If you're online Which brand said that? This is on Threads Threads is like the massive engagement beat Yeah well it's definitely not Skype because they're dead I am do not disturb Flip them Hold on Okay I said Microsoft Nope I said Slack Nope I said nothing I said OnePlus It was Discord online. That makes sense. Next. You're the brush to my canvas. The glow to my effects.
56:41The gradient to my heart. Rainbow emoji. Heart emoji. Why would they post that? Engagement. It was on dummy numbers. Remember when Google was like AI can write your Facebook statuses and posts. This feels like all these companies Flip them and read. What do you got? It's not too late to delete this. I wrote Adobe. I also wrote Adobe. I'll give you guys that. Was it Photoshop? It was Photoshop. Marquez, what did you say? Yeah, I wrote Pixelmator. Ooh, close. I almost wrote Photoshop, but it was Photoshop. Okay. Babe, what's wrong? You barely touched your documents.
57:24Is this, does every company just have the same social media manager? It must be. Oh my God. Wendy's.
57:34that would bang as a wendy's tweet that would be an awesome wendy's tweet you know what's the worst is when all the brands just start replying to each other yeah this is like all the ais talking to each other it's like the same thing all right flip him and read what do we got oh god i wrote google docs nope or acrobat nope i wrote microsoft nope dang it notion you barely test your documents it's impossible because it's impossible to click documents in Notion. When you post all our thumbnails, you have to click the perfect top right corner of them to actually see the image. I got one. All caps.
58:09I dip my fries in the tears of my haters. That better be Wendy's. I'm guessing Wendy's. I'm just telling you I'm guessing Wendy's. It has to be. If it's McDonald's, I'm going to flip them and read. What do we got? I wrote Wendy's. I wrote Beyond Meat. They have a pretty big arc. Not beyond me, but it was Wendy's. I'm going to give you an easy one. I told you the answer. They're like known for the... Okay, next. What are your photography ics? Wow, who would tweet that? A company posted that. That's real engagement data. Question on threads. What are your photography ics? Yeah, it's either a question or a horrible take.
58:51Oh, what's that camera app that people... The camera? No, the iPhone, like a... Halide? Halide? oh the one that uh brandon uses brandon and rich use all the time they can add fake lens oh no that's the task can that's uh no that's um i'll just do halid whatever halide halide silver halide holiday holiday flip them i wrote holiday i wrote sony i wrote fuji oh goodness was it threads it was canon can we collectively try and answer these maybe we'll do better if we collectively work together here's one that could be interesting because we're all losing happy new year! 2024 will be the year of blank that's threads it's gotta be threads oh like you think threads the ultra generic ones are just the threads it was like an underline too they were saying please I can see it being threads I guess they're hoping you put threads in there and they wanted this to be the year of threads over Twitter 2024?
59:572024 will be the year of... Definitely threads. Definitely threads on the official threads account. Yeah. Marquez, you tweeted that. Oh, yeah, that's about it. Marquez's like, that's engagement bait for sure. That's just basic engagement bait. That was probably one of my first threads posts where I was just like, let's see what happens here. It was. I went way back. What's the top comment? I don't know. Stop asking me. These are all screenshots. Gushing granny. Anyway, on a lighter note, next one don't forget to floss tooth emoji threads 100 % threads I think that could be threads you think it's a non-dental this one's not me for sure you don't think it's like Colgate no don't forget to floss tooth emoji does the like the AD is it the dental association what is that American Dental Association the ADA do they have a threads account it's definitely threads Colgate can be on threads we'll go threads yeah but Colgate wouldn't tweet something that generic that one was actually you, David.
1:00:58No, it was threads. It was threads. Makes sense. Suspect texts using their fingers instead of thumbs. Wait, suspect texts with their fingers instead of their thumbs. Oh, interesting. It's gonna be a software company. The FBI. What does it mean, suspect? The suspects they're looking? Have you seen that meme where if you're, like, running after someone and you're supposed to, like, call out what the police would say if they were chasing you? Suspect is wearing a red shirt and and then they roast you. They like text with their fingers. Maybe like a keyboard company because you... Logitech? I feel like...
1:01:34That's a good guess. Who types with their fingers? I feel like the older generation, right? Oh, you're like my mom. Yeah. Yeah, like... But who then would be making fun of that? AARP. Andrew, this was you. Swift Key. Swift Key. You're going with SwiftKey? Yeah. That's specifically so you don't use your fingers. You just swipe around with your thumb. Exactly. Yeah, but they're like saying it's cringy. Oh, okay, cool. You're roasting someone who does. Okay, cool. I agree then. SwiftKey is owned by Microsoft. Oh, yeah? No, it was Google Pixel account. That's generic enough. I can see that. All right, here's an engagement-baity one.
1:02:16I'm ready. You're booking your dream festival. Who's headlining? That's Spotify. The Chainsmokers. No, well, we did Spotify already. Who else would be? But we were wrong. No, you were right. Oh, I was right. I was right. Like SoundCloud, YouTube Music. SoundCloud has one, a Threads account. You're booking your dream festival. Who's headlining? Yeah, Apple Music. Oh, who's the Fire Fest? YouTube Music. All wrong. YouTube Music. It's Live Nation. No. No. Why did you just follow them on Threads? Now we're doing their work for them, too? Yeah. Okay, last one. Last one. Are you ready, guys? Yep. Take a moment to remember hashtag Pearl Harbor with us.
1:03:00There's no way. What, too soon? Google Maps. Okay, anyone else? History Channel. It was SpaghettiOs. No way. And they had to apologize the next day. and they posted a picture of a smiling spaghetti-o holding an American flag no way no way this made it out of drafts still want to cut this see this is what I was looking for I was looking for this just like insane someone save us from this be more generic you gotta be yeah you know in 2015 I made a new Instagram account because I realized that on my old Instagram account, I was just following a bunch of brands. And I was like, why am I signing up to have this experience?
1:03:56And that's what Threads often feels like. Yeah, my homepage in Threads right now, the top post is Threads saying, we're here for you. And then Weather Channel who says, wouldn't you like to know, Weather Boy? Oh my gosh. Wait, you've seen that video, right? Yeah. Okay, nevermind. I love it. That's one of my favorite videos on the internet, period. The Weather Channel, perfect. Anyway, shall we Triv it up? Shall we SU7? Shall we? Oh, that's good. That's what they should name their That would actually be funny. Shall we? That's why I said it. Anyway, so now that we've already introed it what is the name of Xiaomi's AI assistant?
1:04:39Do we actually? Oh yeah, I have to read that. Can you reread that? Let me just a Zhao AI B Squiggly C God King Handsome or D SU7 and again SU7 is the name of their hit EV and it is an anthropomorphized car in the style of the movie cars with eyes and a tongue why the tongue I like how you don't say mouth what does he do with the tongue cars kind of all like naturally have mouths right like you look at the grill and it's like eyes, you know, but I just feel like that's the I mean, Lightning and the Queen literally wins a piston cup with his tongue in cards 1 if we're keeping score. That's actually a good point.
1:05:26That's why they have tongues. Flip them and read. Alright. Marquez, why don't you go first? We all did something different. I picked C, God, King, Handsome. Unfortunately, no, I made that up. I said Squiggly. I made that up too. That would be a very silly named an AI. And David, you picked... I said a Shao. Shao AI is correct. Also sometimes referred to as Super Shao AI. That made too much sense. So David, congratulations on your 14th point. It's okay. I fell behind at the live show for saying 81 instead of 80, so I need this. You flew too close to the sun. I fell behind the minute we started trivia this season.
1:06:08It's okay. You did so well last season, Andrew. I think someone needed to, you know, take you down a peg. Thank you. That's true. You carried the one. That's true. Anyway, Adam? Or do you want to do my question? Yeah, what was your question? My question was Typhoon, Supernova, Revolution, Distortion, Solar Flare, and Sangreta Blast are all flavors of what? Locked in. That's crazy how fast you answered that. That's crazy. Okay, it leads me to believe it's probably this. I love it because I'm pretty sure that just messed with Marquez. Oh. Damn. Shoot. I'm hoping. It's probably Kool-Aid or something.
1:06:58Tea? Tea flavor? All right. I hope I'm right. All right. David and I both said... I'm wrong, aren't I? Mountain Dew, baby. Oh my god. Andrew, what did you say? I thought you were pulling the G Fuel out of nowhere. Not G Fuel. Wow. Wow. It would make sense. I'm sorry, Andrew. I tried. Look, if you have Baja Blast, it infers Sangreta Blast. They were all limited edition flavors. I'm sorry. Solar Flare was only available at 7-Eleven. That's dope. Do Code Red Livewire Voodoo Spark Baja Blast. I wanted deeper cuts. I was trying to weed out the non-believers. G Fuel would have been a deep cut. I thought you were just coming back with the G Fuel randomly.
1:07:48No, if it was G Fuel, it would have been things like blood plasma. Yeah, yeah, yeah. G Fuel is the OG waveform listeners. Yeah, Mercury. Mercury. Are we leaving this all in? I honestly don't know where I would cut it, so I think we have to. Of course. It's in. It's in. Why would it be out? That's part of the podcast. Wait, do you want to ask a question? No, I don't have one. It's fine. Okay. I feel bad Adam what's my mother's maiden name David
1:08:18no and that'll do it for this week we know all the answers to all the questions now we also talked about a bunch of stuff thanks for watching thanks for listening if you haven't already watched the South by Southwest episode go check it out it's in the feed it's on your YouTube page if you haven't subscribed already then it's not on your YouTube page subscribe it'll show up on your YouTube page thanks for watching see you next week peace goodbye Bingo! Waveform is produced by Adam Molina and Ellis and we're partnered with the Vox Media Podcast Network and our introvert your music was created by Vain Still Bingo!
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This week Marques, Andrew, and David talked about the rumored Apple software redesign, Pixel 10 leaks, and the Charger EV that Marques just reviewed on Autofocus. To close it out they played a game called "Who Said That!?" where the hosts try to guess which brand posted engagement bait to Threads. Of course, we wrap it all up with trivia. Enjoy!
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