Six Feet Under - Undertaker & Michelle McCool react to comments, talk The Streak & shut down rumors

28:16But it was her that said, you know, we were reading Genesis. You got to be happy that she has scripture rooted in her heart. She's like, I was reading. Genesis. She said, I was reading Genesis. And when God talks about Adam and Eve and how they fit perfectly together, she goes, it just hits different now. Why? Because the look on your face and you know, she's pretty witty. So we just kept going and going. It was thoroughly entertaining for a solid 25 minutes. So I apologize for that last week, but it was funny. Oh, well, I'm glad y 'all had a good laugh at my expense. It's my last baby. My last girl baby.

28:58And now you're ruining her. That's harsh. Huh? That's harsh. She's going to grow up. She doesn't need to grow up so fast. She's 13. What do you think the kids at school talk about? They don't talk about that.

29:15Think about when you were 13. What were you thinking about? Because I taught 7th grade and it was 12 with 13 year olds. I'm in a bad mood.

29:23I taught, I had to teach reproductive system. I had to teach all that to a bunch of hormonal. Seventh graders, right? Seventh graders. And you're talking about, okay, I will say this. In Palatka, at the middle school I taught at, we had a nursery also for. Your kids? Some. Your seventh graders.

29:44Welcome to Palatka, Florida, y 'all. Hey. What? They were taking care of the babies. okay wait wait wait so when you were 13 dude i got i got so busted by my seventh grade english teacher oh good gosh do it and she was a heater okay yeah she was hot okay then i was seven seven well i started early okay i was in seventh grade and what'd you do like were you like dropping stuff and like looking up her skirt no no man she had a big old bodacious set of ta-tas. Big old bodacious set of ta-tas. Is that what you told her? No, but she caught me looking. Oh, good gosh. You know, I was a redhead. I'm a ginger, light skin.

30:30She popped me. She's like, Ms. Calloway, what are you looking at? Like in front of the whole class. You should have said your bodacious ta-tas. No, I didn't have that. That wasn't in my repertoire at the time, my vocabulary at the time. It was, but she just totally caught me. I was so embarrassed. Yeah, I was 21. Didn't you get reprimanded by the school for the way you dressed? Yeah, I didn't really get reprimanded. They were just like, you know, we've had, you know, like, I don't know. You might want to put your boobs up. I don't know. I didn't even have boobs in, by the way. I had not bought them yet, so.

31:09For the record, I didn't buy them either. No, for the record, I actually had a paycheck, guys. Oh, before I knew him. I made money before I met you. It's weird. I had a job. No, you didn't. Did you put in a good word back then? I did. Actually, you know, I mean, my dad was in the school system. He probably got me the job. You are the queen of nepotism. I am. I mean. Right? I mean. Have I done well? You have done well with very little talent. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. I'm a high achiever. You're an overachiever. Overachiever. Yep. I am. anyway I had a lot of dads come to parent conferences it was weird like you people don't um my dad never went to one parent conference I was like hmm no I hadn't been to any no you haven't I would have come to yours thanks because you could have been a parent while I was teaching wow that's I mean I mean see if you're gonna keep handing it out you know I got it I already was spit oh wow

32:18I apologize, guys. I apologize. What if our kids listen to this one day? Huh? Well, they're going to have lots of questions. Do you remember this? I don't think you were down there. Imagine that. It was me and the kids at the beach. No, just joking. Hey, somebody's got to put food on the table. I know. I know. yes and it's not me do you have a tear come out of your eye i'm tickled the undertaker is tickled guys there's just certain things you don't think you'd ever hear we were what like god tickled oh anyway we were on the beach and we came up and colt was like daddy i want you to buy me a hoe he says it like that he says it with his head like daddy you're like excuse me anyway he was talking about a little garden hoe but yeah that's see again there's your mind that's your mind though that's where your mind works no that one did throw me though because kaya asked me that because see these boys talk just like you were looking at the bodacious tatas when you were their age they talk and she was in the car i don't know sometime last year she goes mommy what's a hoe and i was like excuse me she's like what's a hoe i'm like why are you asking me what a hoe is what I mean, did she think you were one?

33:37No. I was going to say, I'm going to be hot if she thought you were a hoe. Yeah. That's what you were thinking? I'm thinking if that's what she was thinking. You're going to be like, your mom is not a hoe? Right. Look, hey, I'll stand up for you, kid.

33:56What? Not only do I get you jobs, I will stand up for you. Oh, my gosh. Man, on that note. We're out. I'm joking. I think we were out before we started. Oh, man. Why are you so happy? Are you kidding me? No. Football's back. Baby, my Seminoles are back. What about that win over Alabama? Yeah, well, they had, I mean, Alabama's rebuilding. Okay. Hey, but I like these belts, man. They look good. Thank you. I got WWE Shop and Fanatics carry all the legacy titles now. Collect your favorite team's championship-style title and let everyone know where your loyalty stands. You can head on over to Fanatics.com to grab your collegiate and NFL legacy titles today.

34:45But for me, I'm sticking with Seminoles and Steelers.

34:51So you sure you want to? The pounding outside. Oh, God. He can't help you. Huh? He can't help you. yeah so excuse the if you hear pounding in the background it's not human beings it is human beings it is human beings they are so right outside of the studio here we are building well it's a birthday gift it was it's a birthday and by the way before you get to what it is do you know that colt also out at you on that while you were away last week in mexico what we're sitting in the car on the way to school he goes mommy daddy's a dummy and i said what i said i know bud but why no i didn't say that i go excuse me he goes yeah daddy's a dummy for building that i go what are you talking about again kaya and i are like looking at each other like what it's like why is daddy a dummy he goes well he said he's a dummy for building that wrestling ring i'm like oh did he he goes yeah he said he was dummy because it's gonna take so long and I was like oh hmm so busted anyway so we are building a barn which will eventually house a wrestling ring yes that's only been y 'all think he gives me everything I want like right when I want it no this one took like solid six seven years yes further I try to get away the more you try to bring it back.

36:25But you started doing more and more and more and more and you were just so immersed in it. What I do has nothing to do with the wrestling ring. Yeah, kind of. When you're around one, it's just and our daughter's obsessed with it, then it kind of... I don't even remember. What is it, a birthday? It was my birthday gift this year. You had me pick three pieces of paper. Yes, I had three. that is the sound of progress yes well I had three different gifts you had three options yeah you had three options couldn't see them couldn't see them I think they were in envelopes or whatnot I was just impressed you were that creative I was like oh he put some thought into excuse me into this I was impressed it was very thoughtful yeah well I mean that's just this kind of guy I am yeah one said like golf simulator one was like a vacation and then one was a wrestling ring and I happened to draw lucky me you drew the wrestling ring because I really wanted that golf simulator I was like oh not that one I knew which one I was like this one you should have known I never pick odd numbers that's true she will go by a thermostat in the house and if it's on 71, she either has to bump it down or bump it up to it's on an even number.

37:55It wasn't so bad, but y 'all like to screw with me with that. Whether it's the radio in my car or the thermostats, y 'all just mess with me. Yeah, but that's kind of a thing though. I mean, that's. Anyway. I'm just saying. You were talking the other day about naming the wrestling ring, Death Valley. I got a better name. because sometimes I like just like the ride with the entertain myself I think we should call it nepo valley

38:24and only nepo babies can come train oh well there's a lot of those right exactly so wait so like so like you know rue could come train I mean I know Seth has a and Becky have a school but you've got alexa's baby you got trend that's now pregnant you've got i mean all sorts of nepo babies i mean you were kind of you you realize though i'm probably not going to be around when they're they're training so i mean but it's still nepo valley it would live forever that's pretty good is that what i'm is that what i'm getting into is there going to be like randoms floating around the ranch here just nepo babies just net just nepos yes invite only because i don't want to I don't want to come home one day and there'll just be a bunch of random people.

39:12I mean, I might say I adopted them and they're still Nepo babies, but just only Nepotism. That's pretty good. Yeah. And on that note. Nepo Valley. I like it. Nepo Valley. What's wrong with you? Where do you want me to start? Just ask the world. No, I want to know. I want to know what's wrong with you. Nothing. Are you in a better mood now? I actually, I am. But in the back of my mind, I know where we're leading or where we're going with these new segments. Yeah. And the Pandora's box. The Pandora's box was opened when I started dating you, which is kind of something I still will never understand.

39:58But I know it's because the level, not that I don't understand why I started dating you. That was clear. Right. I wanted anything I wanted, and I knew you would get that for me, right? That's not what I was thinking. Oh, no, I'm joking. But it's not like I was the only person that dated Top Guys, but that just shows mad respect for you.

40:25But I forgot where we were even. Yeah, no, we're going to try our new segment. Oh, yeah. which you've come up with a very, very good name. I mean, look, I just say lean into it. So I think, you know, we might as well get into it. I mean, you know, people want to hear truth from the woman that ruined the Undertaker, right? Wait, was that me? I thought I was the same here. Wait a minute. Well, it depends on who you talk to. Look, I'm just here to ride the bike that you built, buddy. That's it. Is that too much to ask? Ride the bike that you built. I mean, not a bad gig. If you can get it. Well, clearly I have.

41:14I'm here.

41:18So do tell. What are we doing? Well, we are going to do a new segment. You know, maybe some mean tweets, maybe some mic drops, might be some marital mayhem. I don't know. But what I'm excited actually about, some coattail confessionals where not just me, but the two of us will answer questions. Do you have to hold the picture up? Coattail confessionals? Look at that. That's a good picture. Yeah, we got to eat this bigger. Oh, don't you worry. I mean, Walgreens could only print it so big the other day on late notice. But what are you looking at? Am I jacked? well you are kind of jacked what do you what are you staring at how good how good you look what you know what i've aged a couple i've aged a little bit over the last month well so have i you know they like to tell me how much i've aged and that my face looks funny and i never have expression do you know why i never have expression because i'm not trying to get more lines on my face no that no that's actually bad i'm trying to look that's why i like to braid my hair it's like a facelift.

42:24Oh, it's like, it's like laces, right? You can just pull it back. Yeah. Like or that. Wait, I didn't. Okay. Anyway. So actually I'm gonna pull them up on my phone. Be easier. Um, there were some good ones. I started clapping back a little bit last week, which I really haven't done much. Cause you know, despite, despite what you just told the world like i start going then i'm like oh man but some people do actually look up to me and then i'm like well what about some mamas at kaya school and like oh yeah i want them to think differently they're going to look at you differently now they already look at me differently it's okay um so there were some really really nice ones but there were also some well let's start with some let's ease into it let's ease into this because i'm not sure i'm gonna like this you're not gonna why would you not like it you're like you're like i heard some people say some some they've been talking some shit about me oh please i want to hear those i mean i don't know i hadn't seen it but i'm sure they have um well let's see okay we've already kind of mentioned this one but from sometimes just look at the names and go how am i supposed to even take you serious.

43:43Right. And then when I click on their name and they have like two and a half followers, I'm like, come on. Two and a half? I mean, how do you have a half a follower? I don't think that's really a thing, but I just made that up. But, you know, sometimes it's like I get mad then I go, but look, this is from at President Duck. Like President Duck. Anyway. At President Duck. Yeah, it says, Taker, please, this take your wife to work day needs to stop.

44:10It's the only chance I get to see him, people. Oh, my goodness. Well, you follow me everywhere. I know. I can't help it. Those coattails are long. Hey, do you speak Spanish? Si. Hmm. I might have something for you. Ah. Something else. I bet I could work in a mask. I'm just saying. And I could hide my face that people don't seem to really like these days. It's like a win-win. Just saying. Hey. It might be kind of fun. and put a little mask on. Okay. Okay. I'm going to move on. Oh, I'm sorry. From Matty Ice 316. Matty Ice. Matty Ice. Where have I heard Matty Ice? Sometimes I wonder. Is that a drink?

44:52Sometimes I wonder. Matty Ice. I don't know. Craig, what is that? Matty Ice. Matty Ice? Matty Ice is beautiful. No, I know that, but... Matt Ryan. Matt Ryan. There you go. That's why we got the best crew in the business. It says, Undertaker. undertaker is the husband that brings his wife on the boys golfing trip hey look if you can use me for a women's tea you know i can drive the ball maybe that's you can that's i'm sure that's what they meant they're like i bet she's a good golfer yeah that's probably what they meant thanks maddie ice i can actually drive the ball really far yeah i can't i can putt too you got another one um probably let's see oh coattail confessional let's see we have hmm i mean some of them weren't even oh okay alex dot martin ones alex dot martin ones your neck is so weird and bony you look like a failed attempt

45:52i'm not even done yet hang on it gets better your neck is your neck is so weird and bony you look like a failed attempt at someone restoring a corpse what the hell does that mean i don't even know what it means like it doesn't even make sense your neck is jacked up but no i'm like for real it's jacked up like bony and weird or like i can't move it like it's like mine it doesn't work well yeah this is a cute one this is from genessica j-e-n-e-s-s-i-c-a-a seeing as taker will do anything you tell him can you make him apologize for the years of trauma. I used to run out the room covering my ears and eyes while he came out.

46:34All love though. Wish we could have you back for another run. Hashtag Coattail Confessionals. So can you please apologize to the people? No. Why? That's my job. Not anymore. Huh? Not anymore. It's like behind the curtain. You just said you got tickled. I mean. Yeah, it's over. It's over. I'm done. He's sorry, guys. I apologize. I mean, you know. Goodness gracious. I just, I shouldn't have scared all those people okay so i'm gonna read this next one only because you got hot earlier so it kind of just fits into the topic don't trigger me trigger trigger word okay this is from rolling underscore thunder underscore 32 hey thunder this might be from shiloh thunder he might be messing with you um did your family have any objection to y 'all's age difference when you first got together no they didn't but do you remember when we went out to eat i think it was no we're not that's the first thing that jumped in mind we were not out to dinner we were at your parents condo at the beach and they had those people over no no no no no that's what i'm talking about oh no i think it was the first time we went out to eat with them and we were in a booth and you kind of like hit my leg dead serious you go now guys my mom looks really young she does but you go, I am older than your mom, right?

47:57No, I'm younger. I am younger than your mom, right? No. Yeah. Yeah. No. No, I wasn't. That's what you always have to look. You always have to look at the mom when you get with the girl. Like you have to check the mom out, see what they're going to look like. Wow. So you looked at her bodacious tatas? I didn't say that. I did not say that. You just said you have to check out the mom. I never once looked anywhere. That is awful. That's gross. See, that's what I'm saying. See, you are... What's wrong with you? That's disturbing. Why do you say that kind of stuff? That's going to be everywhere. That's going to be all over the place.

48:38You're a pervert. You're a closet pervert. You're sick. There's something wrong with you. Oh, you Bible-thumping, angel baby-looking. You better watch it. I love how you try to turn and project it all into me when you literally just said you have to check out the mom before you take the cover. When I say check out, I mean,

49:01I'm not like checking her out, like checking her out. But I mean, she looks younger than she is. I mean, yeah, she looks younger than what she is. You're about to start stumbling over your words. Dude, you know they're going to give me crap. Your dad's going to give me crap. and then she's going to give me crap on the slide when I'm least expecting it. Oh, yeah. That, this is going to be entertaining. Who was that? Thank you so much, Rolling Thunder underscore 32. Moving on. They're getting blocked. I won't block you. Yeah, I will. You don't even know how to block. Well, I'm going to learn how and then I'm going to do it.

49:42Okay. Okay, Brooke underscore Bloods, or BL0OD, apostrophe S. Is your husband jealous? Of what? I don't know. She didn't specify. No, I take care of business when I have to. Have you had to? Have I? There was a comment. I don't remember what it was, but there was somebody that said they beat you up in an Applebee's. I have never been beaten up in an Applebee's. It was Ruby Tuesday. It was a Ruby Tuesday. days are you jealous huh that's all it says are you yeah well you know me like i'm i'm cool till i'm not and then and there's no in between guys there is no in between right i mean you there's a line and you cross the line if you get to if you cross the line then i'm gonna have to i'm gonna have to deal with it i don't think anybody's ever crossed the line in like that way i don't think that I know of.

50:41No? Not that I know of. Anything you need to tell me? No. Me? No. Carry on. Well, let's see if I can find any more. I mean, I'm sure I can, but those are the ones I had saved. Give me some. Give you some? Yeah, because you're getting select. These are all heading my direction. They were not heading your direction. do you enjoy being on the podcast and lfg i honestly don't understand the hate you get well okay this is an honest question for you speaking of jealousy do you honest to god because you know we can think of one person it was kind of like single white female but a male i think some people are legit jealous i'm married to you what i think some people are legit like jealous that i'm married to you and that I spend any time with my husband because it takes a while.

51:40Well, I think spending time is one thing, but following me around everywhere I go to work is a whole other deal. Stealing everybody's jobs. I know, I know. Focus, Blondie. Yes. This is from Ken Minner-P3C. I've always said Mark should have went 25-0, a quarter century of domination. I agree. Yeah. I mean, that's simple. Yeah. It could have been a record that would have lasted forever. I mean, 21 and 0 may last forever, but I think the general consensus. I think the general consensus. None of us wanted that. Nobody wanted it. But I think it would have been just the lore, the legend and lore of that would have been really cool for wrestling.

52:46But it wasn't my decision. And people ask me all the time, well, why did you do it? I know. Right? I'm like, well, I didn't really have a choice. Yeah, I guess I did have a choice. I didn't have to do it. And then what happens? And then me and Brock are having to shoot at WrestleMania, and then it's going to, you know, it wouldn't have been good. I mean, I might have took it easy on him, but what are you laughing at? Damn it. But, you know, you have to look at this business in a sense of there's a lot of people that probably didn't, maybe they didn't want to put me over to get me into that position.

53:36And they did it. And it's just kind of the way it works. It wasn't my decision. So I had to make the best of the hand that was dealt me. And y 'all did, even though you don't remember it. I don't remember. that's probably the best part is that i don't really remember it yeah is um nobody wanted to see that yeah well oh um well crested saguaro 520 you know what he said he said he truly believes that the undertaker is a good guy at heart but but here we go but he gives his wife too much i could never be married to a woman who wants to have control over everything and furthermore i I would tell her no.

54:25Wow. We need to talk about how you didn't book me right when I was working. I mean, couldn't you have gotten girls more time? That's the funniest part of all of these accusations. Because I would have asked for a lot. Accusations. And, you know, I've done this to get you this, and I've done this. You know, there's one thing. You know, I was very blessed to have an incredible career. And the things that I accomplished during that career, I mean, I never imagined in my wildest dreams of being able to do all the things that. But I think as equally as proud of my wrestling accolades is the way that I've been perceived and the way that my peers respect me.

55:23And at the end of the day, that's really all that matters to me. You know I have a very, very small inner circle of people that I actually care what they think of me. Yes. And the people that are in the locker room, the guys that I shared the dressing room with, I care about what they think. And I'm pretty sure if you ask 99.5 % of the guys that I've ever been in a dressing room with or worked in a territory with, they're going to tell you that as much clout as I supposedly have, or even if I do, I never ever would have used it for that kind of crap. And it's just, you know, it's absurd that people get on the Internet and can use words like reliable sources and this and that.

56:24Dirt sheets, man. And everybody believes it. And I'm not going to go into details. I'm not going to give anybody that kind of satisfaction of me having to explain myself. A lot of people want to stay relevant that way, though. Well, I think there's a lot of that. And then there's a lot of people on the internet that just think, well, I mean, I'm like, well, that has to be what he's doing. Because if I had that kind of juice, that's what I would do. And that's the problem. Y 'all are the problem. Yeah. But again, my inner circle of people and the guys that I shared that dressing room with, and, you know, they know the truth.

57:02And as long as they know the truth, then. And it's that saying, like, my silence can long outlast the lies. And anybody that doesn't believe any of that, they can all line up single file. I'll bend over and they can line up and kiss my ass because that's just the way it is. Okay, this is a good one. And I kind of want to know myself. Oh, geez. What are you doing? So thank you, Cam Potato Fryer, F-R-I-A-R, at Fryer Forever. Wait, what? Cam Potato Fryer but his at F-R-I-A-R forever. What happened to the snakeskin pants you wore against Angle because you should bring those back next Saturday night main event.

57:46Guys, they're in our closet because he does like to wear them sometimes when we go out to like fancy restaurants like, you know, Smith and Walensky. Stop. What were you thinking? You know that I had those cut up into a G-string. Oh, good gosh. just one just one g-string what's a big g-string no for what happened to him oh my gosh and why did you never wear them again sir did you see them yeah i mean i would rock them but i'm a girl you yeah well i don't understand what you're about you're about what 130 pounds maybe soaking wet 138 140 and i'm 330 pounds which begs the question why did i put those on not necessarily begs the question why everybody does want to know that but um like did you burn them because what happened they never showed up again did you finally did somebody have to tell you no i knew i knew um was there instant regret yes there was there was instant regret when i put them on and the even more regret when I knew that I didn't have a backup pair.

59:00Did you want a backup pair? No, not a pair of snakeskin pants. I'm talking about a pair of my black regular pants that I normally would wear. I didn't have those. So I was left with no other option other than to wear the snakeskin pants. But you had them made as a point. Like you already had the snakeskin pants. I thought it was going to be the absolute coolest badass thing that anyone had ever. You said screw snakeskin boots. I'm going to get some snakeskin pants. Yeah. Anybody can wear python boots, right? Okay. Okay. Everybody can. Anybody can do that. Yeah. But to do the whole pant. You're all in.

59:35And I'm saying, I'm every bit of 300. That's a lot of snakeskin. It was. And I remember Terry Anderson bitching about having how much material it took to make them. And she tried her heart. Bless her heart. You know our relationship. She tried her hardest to talk me out of those pants, and I was so dead set on how cool they were going to be. Were you looking through a newspaper? I just thought like snakeskin, this biker thing. I mean, in all honesty, you don't have to defend your pants to the people. I'm not defending them. I am on board with everyone else that that was probably one of the worst wardrobe decisions that I ever made.

1:00:20Okay. Okay. Yes. Fair enough. It was, they were horrible. Okay. They were horrid. Yeah, yeah. And, yeah. So where are they? They're probably in the bottom of a landfill somewhere. A landfill? Hopefully they've decomposed by now. but yeah I just man that is the because it was you know the bad thing is because that was a hell of a match it was a really nobody remembers the match I don't I mean I know it's good and I've watched it but the only thing when I watch the thing I watch and I look at those pants and I'm like a 330 pound man should not be wearing snake skin pants I think they need an action figure with you and your snake skin pants now that I wouldn't mind that's money that's money Like for the anguish and the embarrassment that I would – Yeah, if I ended up getting paid royalties for it now, it would be okay.

1:01:15It would be worth the pain. But yeah, that was definitely not my best – that was not my best decision. And I think we would all agree with that. Yeah, I don't think anybody liked the snakeskin pants. And there's a rumor for years and years that I got them from The Godfather. Did you ever hear that part? That could be something that y 'all fought over because that's what apparently y 'all do is fight over things. And then because he won't give him a hat or he won't give you a chain. And then y 'all fight, like legit fight, and throw doors off the hotel balconies. If that was the case, I should have lost that fight.

1:01:50That's funny. But see, I could see him rocking them. Yeah, no, he would have looked great in them. Yeah, he would. Yeah, he would have. And that's where everybody thought they were, oh, Undertaker must have forgot or lost his suitcase. So you actually got ribbed. I ribbed myself. You ribbed yourself. I ribbed myself. But yeah. Well, I still think you're hot. Well, I mean, I ain't going to argue. I mean, I don't want you to wear those thick skin pants, but I think you're hot. So years ago, I had these chaps that I had made. Chaps? Chaps. No, they're actually called chaps. Yeah. People say chaps, but they're actually chaps.

1:02:28C-H-A-P-S is chaps? Mm-hmm. Can we confirm that? Look it up. chaps i've never in my life yeah everybody thinks it's chaps are you sure it's not just you that thinks it's chaps it very well could be uh i'm not you know i am not afraid you're not afraid the english language okay i come by that genetically okay anyway can i get back to my yes please chaps or chaps however it is supposed to be said yeah so i had these these made and they were regular chap chaps and i had uh i had cobra skins on the front of them and the cobra head was still on the it was it was still part of the skin so the cobra heads were at the at the foot they were really cool they they were those were like really clean and i had this big uh the back of them.

1:03:25It's called a kidney belt. So I had this big thing on the back of them that I think, I think my gimmick was the, I was the, the punisher then or something like that. And so I had that with, um, the, uh, with the, with the letters kind of stamped into it. I mean, it was, it was way above my pay grade at the time. Like I went into debt getting these, these made. I was, I think I was working in Tennessee. So I don't know. I saw a picture of them, like an old picture of me in them. And I was like, whoa, I'm going to do snakeskin pants. And of course you can't wrestle in snakeskin. They weren't actual snakeskin.

1:04:07They were just a snakeskin pattern. I think I actually originally wanted snakeskin pants and Terry absolutely said, absolutely not that'll be twelve thousand dollars or whatever it would have been and she said there's no way you're going to be able to work in them so she goes but i can get some really nice snake skin material and i said that's what we're going to do and she goes are you sure and i'm like oh yeah i'm sure and she goes that's a lot of snake skin and i'm like i know it's gonna be awesome I was feeling it. Yeah, I was feeling it. And then she reluctantly, I remember the day she came up to me, and she goes, your stuff's ready.

1:04:51And normally she's pretty excited because she's done some really cool stuff for me. And I could just see it in her face. She was just like, I don't even want to give you these pants. It's what you asked for. It's what you asked for. And I'm looking at them. It still hadn't dawned on me yet. Like, oh, yeah. people are going to lose their minds when they see me come out tonight. Oh, and they did. They were like, what in the hell is this man wearing? Does he not know that men his size do not wear snakeskin pants? Nope. But again, back to the Godfather. The Godfather could have pulled it off. He could still pull them off.

1:05:30Yeah. And that's what, again, I think I already said it, but everybody thought that I had raided his wardrobe closet and stole those. Well, speaking of losing your minds, I'm sorry to world. I'm sorry that y 'all are going to lose your minds that I'm here again. But I do appreciate that we actually got to talk because we legit. Yeah. You haven't been here. I've been taxi for the kids. So it's been nice. Yeah. I mean, hopefully we don't have to catch up like this all the time. Yeah. I prefer not talking. No, it's been nice. You're totally serious. No, I'm not. I'm not. Yeah. Thanks for having me again.

1:06:14Well, you know. It's just what you do. That's what I do, man. We've established that. But, you know, we've had some fun today. We've kind of skirted around a couple of issues that have been, people have been lighting us up about. And look, this is where we're at. This is the direction that I wanted to take the show. Whether you like it, you don't like it. This is, I do this, we do this, we do it for fun. And if you get entertained, then be entertained. If you're not entertained, you don't like it, this is America and you get to do whatever you want. So just relax and enjoy the ride. But we're doing.

1:07:01I'm going to enjoy the ride for sure, guys. We know you're riding. you riding them coattails yeah but um yeah just hey this is where we're at this is where we're going um where are we going we were hey we're going to the top okay we're going to the top man top we're gonna figure it out someday we're gonna have this couch filled hey do you know speaking of filled those pillows i picked up from the gate this morning from amazon you know they left them out by the gate i didn't realize those pillows didn't come with fill so if you're looking what is in there well one of them has a blackout curtain and like a couple sun shirts one of them has one of your roots of fight sweatsuits because it's so big and soft it's in there I think there's a camo jacket of mine I had to stuff them with a bunch of clothes you are so low ramp don't you love that classy with a K guys classy with a K White.

1:08:04This bony. Bony. It's red. It's red. Whatever you call my neck, it's red. Yeah, so I might have to unfill those pillows, but I didn't realize it didn't come with. So my sweats are in there. Sweats, a curtain, a few of my like 1D jumpsuit things, sweatsuit. This is the low rent podcast of all podcasts. But hey, let me tell you what. I have to apologize about the chair. Do you tell? I dig in the chair. It's comfy, right? It is comfy. I can move. You can move. Right? Because you know I'm a mover. You're a mover and a shaker. Right? A shaker and a mover. So I must apologize. I forgive you. I love you.

1:08:53I love you too. Thanks for having me. Peace. We out.

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